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Bash the Cath. edition
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maisie
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Imagine waiting half an hour to save 2 quid lmao
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why are you on 4chan on valentines day?
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*Supports the Patriarchy*
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waheyyy
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>why are you on 4chan on valentines day edition
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Honest question: why do fat chicks think anyone is fooled when every single picture of them is a close-up?
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>>71187284
um actually it's not valentimes day x
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>>71187088
pre just-fuck-my-face-up-senpai august desu
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Imagine waiting half an hour for your ride to work lmao
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>>71187321
Honest query: can they even take a photo that ISN'T a close-up?
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>>71187305
4chan is my gf
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>>71187294
making a complaint to the ASA about this
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>>71187305
because, as i have explained to you runts before, i do shitpost and nothing at work all day
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>>71187327

outstanding taste
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*parks aggressively*
*exists the vehicle at a rapid pace*
*slams the door behind me*
RUUUUUUUUUUNNTS I KNOW YOU'RE HERE RUUNNTS
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every girl on tinder looks like a massive degenerate, a short-fused chav or a boring prude.

not good.
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>>71187327
Why you posting pictures of my waifu m8??
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>>71187321
I call those undercover chubbers

Also the most common "men are pigs stop hitting on me" posters on social media
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>>71187321
>I would never fall in love at first sight with a fat chi-
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>>71187359
bengal famine
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exists the vehicle
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>>71187418
>boring prude
really don't get why those ones are even on tinder desu
It's like they missed the point completely
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is there an umbrella term for redpillers/mgtow/mra/incels
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>>71187444
A heart as big as a whale
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I'm surprised the English know about the DUP
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>>71187468
virgin
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>>71187468

Spastics
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just liked my mates ex-gf on tinder. lets see where this goes.
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>>71187468
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculism
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>>71187481
a-HEE di-HEE di-HEE di-HEE
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>>71187504
nowhere when it's not a match
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*strides confidently into /brit/*
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>>71187444
>How many layers of fat are you doin right now
>I dunno about 7 or 8 my dude
>You are like skinny child, watch THIS
>534342
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I am Greater London. I am a Blackie. Bix, bix nood. Hahahahahhahahaha? No. no, racism is wrong you fucking twats. if you laugh at fings like that you should be strung up by your nob and left out to dry
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sex one day
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death one day
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i've amassed quite the collection of /brit/ frogs in my time here over the past year
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>>71187594
ah yes, the self-styled frog for every situation yank
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>>71187444
Disgusting, why would someone think she looks even remotely attractive is beyond me, just think, she actually BOUGHT that outfit, took the time to put it on, I'm guessing 30 minutes and got someone who I assume she paid to take a fucking picture of it, what an absolute waste of money, she would've honestly been better off just wiping her arse with it. Look at those excuses for hands, fucking TROTTERS, I'm surprised she can even lift that amount of weight under her arm, that blob of that is probably bigger than Arnies entire arm in his prime.
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*opens third eye*

yes, now I really see the truth!
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>>71187689
Tell me then, how do you feel about the Bilderberg group?
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> really repressed and socially stunted
> 'hey anon, I see you're really sad and shit'
> 'just be yourself'
> *be myself*
> 'anon, stop being like that'
I'm literally this || far from the ol' 'cide.
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>>71187445
Delete post
>>71187468
Tinfoilers
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>>71187714

merely a distraction
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>>71187444
Fucking legs like tree trunks, actually that's a good comparison because it will probably take her a LOT of effort to move from that position the absolute fat fuck. It just genuinely disgusts me seeing shit like this, surely you come to a point where you just realise how fat, ugly and unnattractive you are, she must literally be delusional to reach this point.
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I believe that God doesn't exist and women shouldn't be able to vote and uhhh come on help me out here fellas I need that hat
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why does the leaf use the name field
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want a femboi to spunk into my bum
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every day that passes, I feel less able to relate with other humans on an emotional level.
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woahhhhh........ dude...........
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Hope that namefag leaf kills himself
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>>71187798
*hats you*
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>>71187444
Fat people should be forced into camps to lose weight and reform themselves, if they refuse then they should be killed on the spot, or better yet maybe we could harvest them and use their fat as fuel.
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>>71187759
she has an eating disorder
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>>71187798
relate to this

*unzips bp*
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Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Tell me about Bane???????????????????????????????????????? Get 'em on board! I'll call it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>71187676
>>71187759
>Being triggered by t h i c c girls
wew lad
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>>71187852
Yeah it's called eating too much the fat fucking pig.
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>>71187817
the funny thing is life is meaningless so you might as well have fun instead of wasting it on books lmao
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>Fat people should be forced into camps to lose weight and reform themselves, if they refuse then they should be killed on the spot, or better yet maybe we could harvest them and use their fat as fuel.
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>>71187241
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>uhhh come on help me out here fellas I need that hat
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>>71187878
t. fat fuck
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would heem any of you abnormals on sight if you came within 50 metres of me
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Rational thought: the average life fails a cost-benefit analysis
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>>71187876
what if you find reading books fun

check & mate
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>>71187861
too many layers of thicc
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>>71187861
think she needs help cleaning herself properly?

fat people must reek
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> would heem any of you abnormals on sight if you came within 50 metres of me
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my mate got jumped by some irish lads in town last night
They didnt even rob him they just kicked the shit out of him
for some reason i'm finding this very funny
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>>71187928
then you're probably a nerd who's deluded himself into believing that
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>>71187964
another victim of the heem machine
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>>71187861
The screencap of horror stories of fat people from a paramedic comes to mind.
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going to 'mit the so-called 'cide i reckon chaps
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>>71187968
Nah he's write learning can be fun 2bh
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>>71187968
i am a nerd and love reading and learning but i also have an active social life full of fun with my mates.

what now?
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>>71187995
>emitting pesticides

telling my local bobber about you
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got a card

they did fuggin recognise me

km
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daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
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the normies have started to like me in work lads

could I... possibly... just POSSIBLY... have made it, lads?
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>>71188012
nerd mates having nerd 'fun'
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>>71187826
By "the ol' 'cide" I meant homicide.

pic related will be you when I snap.
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how to help the NHS business idea: fatties, smokers, druggies and alchies should pay for their treatment (beyond national insurance)
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hahahaha
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/14/pewdiepie-youtubes-most-popular-star-dropped-by-disney-over-anti-semitic-jokes/?utm_term=.d06bf2a17014&tid=sm_tw
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>>71187988
he did get literally heemed and was so mad about it that he didnt turn up for any lectures today hahaha
i do feel a bit bad for him though
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>>71188034
Remember doing a proper fat laff the first time this story was posted
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>>71188057
>smokers
they already do. The tax on tobacco is so high that smoking actually gives more money to the NHS than it costs
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>>71187964
Gypos no doubt
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>>71187990
Share it
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Anime lads, anything else worth it to catch up with this season? I'm only watching Gabriel Dropout and Onihei.
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>>71188049
more like holidays, festivals, getting fucked up, listening to cool music in cool venues. doing other fun stuff. canoed down a beautiful river recently with some of the lads. play some sports together regularly as well.

im sorry that your dichotomous thinking inhibits you experiencing any of this..
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Siege servers are a fucking joke.
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>>71187990
is that the one with the decaying fatty?
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>>71188034
is that off of that custom seasonings post?
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>>71187909
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I wonder how you handle wanking in prison
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>>71188131

KEI
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ah yes
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>>71188050
The winner of the fight?
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>>71188170
im getting on ranked now lad
>2 hours til i get jackal
got a big fat hardon
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middle aged bald bloke in the office just told me that he goes to thailand every few months and """""rents""""""" a girl for 2 weeks

grim
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>>71188173
Yeah I'm trying to find it, I dont think it was all about fat people like I remember though.
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>>71187909
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Anonymous
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>>71188187
literal retards
conservatism is NEVER counter culture
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>>71188131
bleach

as in you should drink bleach
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Alri lads
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>When you punish your gf for deceiving you with make up by setting her up with a dominant lesbian that uses fat chick angles in her pics
That'll teach the slut
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>>71188255
alri
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lri la
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remember that person who used to post with 'mate' in the name field
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>>71188199
You sound jealous pal
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>>71188069
Honestly doubt he gives a fuck, he's made anyway
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bit weird that national geographic continue to fund safari live

4 hours livestreams a day and it's just available for free not including easily blockable ads
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>>71188187
FOIGHT DA ESSJAYDOUBELYOOS
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alri
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>>71188194
I wish I could get on ranked but I haven't been able to get online in the past 3 days due to server issues.
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Hi folks. Matt Easton here, Scholagladiatoria.
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guess who's back

back again
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>>71188187
imagine being so much of a twat you'd actually wear that twat's face on your clothing
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>>71188319
are you the one whos posted /brit/ gimmicks on /r6g/?
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Day four of less than 500 calories a day. Getting quite difficult now.

How do I keep avoiding temptation?
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>>71188255
ROTUND CAMERON
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Who's anus would you like to stretch out - Gigi's, or Bella's?
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CONZERVERTIZM IS THE NU COWNTA CULCHA
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>>71188328
good channel. seems like a nice down to earth bloke. thought he was gay though until i saw his wife/gf.
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>>71188348
neither, they look like elves from lotr
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>>71188348
depends, do either of them have a femenine penis?
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>>71188170
I just can't get into that game. I'm good at normal FPS games but in Siege I always end up getting fucked. Shame because I want to like it.
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Gf on the left
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>>71188405
women are mostly unattractive
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>>71188366
lads definitely got a fruity disposition, i can see him being a horny PE teacher in another life
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>>71188344
Is fasting healthy?
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>>71188342
nah

I'm also really not great at this game, mostly because I can't ever get into a game to practice. Google just showed me they posted on their twitter page that they were taking the ps4 servers down for 10 minutes for a quick maintenance... doubt that..
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>>71188405
would shag all of them I reckon
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/fit/ ruined an unironically good lifting channel cos they wouldnt stop sexually harassing him
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>>71188344
Did under 600 for 10 weeks last year, only broke it a few times, lost 15 kg

Eat a lot of fruit, apples and tomatoes, drink water to fill your stomach up and fool yourself into being full.

Don't get pissed is the main rule though, it's impossible to keep it going when you're wankered and just want a kebab.
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Who has best Fire in the Booth?
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>>71188425
Only if you're not tempted to stuff your face at sundown, It may seem trivial now but you eat so much without realising it when you haven't eaten for hours on end
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>>71188400
You've got to take it slow if you want to live

I think it's a lot of fun but the problem is I can't ever play online. I've seriously gotten into <20 matches, every other game I connect fine.
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>>71188468
/lit/ chased a delicate nervous wee book reviewer off the internet by being utter pervy twazzocks
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>>71188405
getting strong cheerleader effect from this pic
also far right becuase i love she has thicc arms and i'm in to that shit dog
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>>71188405
>those two beta orbiters

Screeching, love to pull girls when they're around, they always look like they want to fight me but don't say anything because i'm 6'5 and built like a shithouse.
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>>71188187

>Wearing the face of a man who cleaned toilets before Infowars hired him

ah yes
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irn bru and instant noodles on valentine's day

loneliness is the cost of intellectual superiority
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>>71188480
devlin's 1st one

white power
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>>71188550
almost spat my drink out at this one
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TRIGGERS the HELL out of LEFTists
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Do you unironically dislike PJW?
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>>71188573
no you didn't don't be silly
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>>71188522
remember that

made me very sad, fucking autists
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>>71188471
Yeah, it's difficult avoiding drinking. I'll probably end up drinking tonight, and I'll probably end up getting food afterwards, but I've eaten nothing else so if I can avoid eating much tomorrow it should balance out.

Everyone goes on about how "starving yourself doesn't make you lose weight", but I really don't see the logic.
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>>71188405
>The average 6ft10 Brit poster at the back
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>>71188584
FORgot my IMage
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>>71188591
He is spot on
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>>71188591
Most people do that
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Ukip leader admits claim that he lost close friends at Hillsborough was false
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Love is a battlefield and life is a fight,
I'd kill someone to keep you by my side x
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>>71188573
glad someone appreciates me
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Surprised no one has made a PJW parody account yet
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>>71188405

Me in the middle being pegged in public by the indian gf
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my valentines day summed up in 11 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WktqPi0SieY
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>>71188468
which one?
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>>71188607
>Everyone goes on about how "starving yourself doesn't make you lose weight", but I really don't see the logic.
It fucks up your metabolism and generally causes a higher rate of muscle catabolism. You will lose weight, but not as efficiently as you would if you just ate at a 500-1000kcal deficit
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>>71188607
Keeping it off is the hard part.

Also, watch out for organ failure, make sure you don't get a calcium deficiency because that fucked me up a bit.
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gf's throat is gonna take a battering tonight
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>>71188658
thats coz he has no friends

ehehhehehehe
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>>71188658
STATE of scousers
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>take your friends to Hillsborough
>tell them to go one way
>go a different way yourself
>you can now honestly claim you lost friends in Hillsborough
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>born alone
>live alone
>die alone

haha what a life
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>>71188681
justin lacsek aka 70's Big
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>>71188793
yank tier banter, delete your post and try again
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>>71188795
you are not alone
WE are a loan
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So how has Valentines day been so far?
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>>71188522
never forghetti
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god save the queen
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>>71188795
>born alone
not really
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>>71188803
>a better post than anything you've done all day is yank tier
says a lot about yours
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do you think reviewbrah's ever had a gf
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The absolute STATE of Ukippers

https://twitter.com/OwaisRajput3/status/830542250740445189
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>>71188843
yes really.
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>>71188853
no he just pumps em and dumps em
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>>71188853
He HAS not.

Listen to VORW, lightweight.
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>>71188685
It's not that I'm stopping eating totally, just massively cutting down. Besides, I've not got much muscle to speak of anyway.

>>71188690
How the fuck did you get organ failure from calcium deficiency? Surely there's calcium in a lot of things.
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>>71188872
your mum was there
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Got my little sister a box of chocolate for valentines, hope she doesn't end up lonely like I am haha.
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>>71188911
maybe she'll suck ya nob if you lucky mate
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was at a wedding last night, auntie got really drunk and kept rubbing my leg under the table
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>>71188908
i didnt know that at the time.
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>>71188911

Nonce
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>>71188935
>>71188940
t. closet nonces
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>>71188936
Was it sexual?
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>>71188905
I didn't get organ failure, I was just saying watch out for it. I did get calcium deficiency or something similar cos I had heart palpitations and fainted a lot.
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;__;
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i am a nonce
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>mfw I see bourgeois scum
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>>71188839
one of the best, that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tk7Y9wWoQ
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yeah i might never get my shit together

but nobody will ever love you better
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>>71188992
no wonder you fight right in here
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>>71189041
i see morrissey has entered the thread
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>>71189006
why do i make the same face when i see a celebrity or silicon valley mogul
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>>71189047
>fight

hahahaha everyone check out this spelling mistake
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>>71189037
reviewgf when?
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>>71188984
reminder that the bit where he jumps off the roof and flies is actually him commiting suicide, but arnold remembers it as him flying becuase the memory of watching him commit suicide is too traumatising
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>>71189075
FUCK OFF
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>1 in 2 people in the UK get cancer
>around 25 of us will have cancer in our lifetime

wew lads

bagsy not me
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Down with the Paki dogs!

No tolerance for their intolerance!
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>>71189091
>reminder
>implying I watch cartoons
kys
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got half a papa johns pizza in the fridge lads

might treat myself to it
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>>71189090
even styxhexenhammer666 has had several wives/gfs
im sure reviewguy does
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>>71189098
I'll take one for the team but I expect gratitude in the form of (You)s
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Tory Debt over 90% of GDP
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>>71189098
Its because people are living way longer.

Cancer rates used to be 1 in 4 only 20 years ago.
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>>71189037
poor mans chicken connoisseur
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fY5ffTWUM
NEED to learn bass to impress french girls
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>>71189113
no i don't want a kys you gay bastard
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>>71189059
*glass a Bengali in platforms*
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new kays good cookin video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY3Yqhsdoc0
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>>71189170
choose your next words very carefully
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>>71189222
hello peepo
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lads how much should i be able to lift before i compete in a powerlifting meet? im 95kg
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what are we drinking tonight lads
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>>71189341
already feel pissed

started on vodka when it was about 11 something
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imagine being from sheffield
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>>71189222
r kay
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It's imperative we keep making twitter polls asking people what they'd vote in brexit until we get the result we want.

This way, us lefties will surely overturn brexit
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>>71189341
'ter
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>>71189341
>>71189367
ERM you lot are drinking without telling me? xx

VERY angry xxx
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>>71189098

Offering to take other people's cancer for a fiver
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>>71189338
depends if you want to win really
local meets you should be fine with fairly mediocre stats
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bored of life
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>>71189341
ill be abstaining
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Donald Trump is such a terrifying fascist dictator that literally no one fears speaking out against him on literally any platform.
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could really go for something hot and crunchy but its 1am
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>>71189399
what are "fairly mediocre" stats?
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>>71189449
1/2/3/4
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enjoying a cold glass of water
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>>71189437
i've got a scab on my bellend you're welcome to
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When I see people criticising Islam, I counteract their hatred by sitting cross-legged, rocking gently and chanting: Islam is great la la la
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>>71189434
the bar for attractiveness for politicians is so low
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>>71189437
hot and crunchy, you say?
*unzips phimosis*
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>>71189473
is that your self-destruct activation code?
>>
It's crazy how many people who disagree with me on very minor issues also turn out to be hardcore neo-nazis
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>>71189473
When I see people criticising Islam, I join in haha, don't really care about it though.
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>>71189468
oh sick im already at that
might do an ol' 'er 'ifting 'ition then
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goddess, save the king
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the proverbial gf bought me a wide variety of cup noodles for valentines day
>>
Any (You)'s floating around?

Chuck them my way boys.
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going to go read in the upstairs window in hopes someone passing by looks up and wonders what I am reading
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>>71189341
If I stay up another hour, I can hit up the liquor store and get some whisky.

But I'm too sleepy for that shit.

I'm a night shifter btw, so I do the so-called "work" all night, and the so-called "sleep" all day.
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>>71189470
>>71189491
very disgusting, sort yourselves out
>>
nothing worse than experiencing spaghetti on the phone in an open plan office

feel like dying
>>
had your valentines day wank yet lads
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>>71189614
sorry it was a bit inappropriate of me i agree
>>
think my neighbour's gonna commit the ol' 'cide when he's done reading his book like a nerd
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>>71189535
why to you craven map on what?
>>
thinking im going to lie in bed and contemplate gfs until i fall asleep
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How long has /brit/ had its commie waifus without being noticed?

Get your shit together /brit/
>>
anyone else fancying a 3 litre bottle of frostys tonight, reckon itll hit that spot
>>
>>71189434
You know full well that Trump told her to do this.

The man is 3 steps ahead of everyone.
>>
lying on the sofa whilst the gf massages my feet

we're going to have sex tonight :)
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>>71189677
Does she realise they're praising her, albeit in a creepy way?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgSP_Pr74Xk
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>>71189677
aisha posted here you mong, can't find the pic
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>>71189711
>The man is 3 steps ahead of everyone.
oh fuck off stop sucking his dick
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>>71189721
I'd imagine so
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>>71189757
anon isn't wrong
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>>71189796
bit gay
>>
>>71189796
god I wish I was a dildo, imagine all the sex you'd get
>>
>>71189729
haha what the fuck is going on with that guy.
>>
>>71189824
ahh yes let me suffocate in this fanny ahh yes that's better
>>
>>71189837
He has no need for more money and doesn't give a fuck anymore
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>>71189824
problem is the lack of quality control m8
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>>71189838
what a way to go
>>
>>71189838
genuinely wish I was just an object to be stuck inside tight fannies all day
>>
out of beer lads wat do
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>>71189893
suicide is the only thing left to do
>>
>>71189663
huh?
>>
>>71189729
Literally no one will believe this but i used to walk past his house everyday for a 2 years.

I saw him loads
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>>71189893
go and buy more lad

might drink myself tonight too
>>
>lying on the internet

is there anything more pathetic
>>
>>71189926
>might
fuck off normie
>>
>>71189918
Doesn't he live in Sweden?
>>
>>71189941
yes

telling the truth on the internet
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>>71189947
Nah you're thinking of Swindon la
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>>71189947
nah hes been in brighton for like 4 years now
>>
>>71189918
He lives in Brighton, doesn't he?
>>
>>71189946
>being an abnormie means you have to drink all the time
erm how about no sweetie x

i'd like to live a long life so that i can post here when i'm in my 70s
>>
>>71189941

Being you
>>
>>71189873
>born a tampon
>guy uses you to stop a nose bleed
>>
imagine not being from swindon
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>>71189926
>might drink myself tonight
bit gay
>>
>>71190036
>drinking yourself means you're gay
erm how about no sweetie x

i just take the chance to get as much as proteins as i can so i can make more gains
>>
>>71189992
No need to be mean. As they saying goes:

Sticks and stones may break my bones and words will always harm me
>>
>>71189981
Why does he live in Brighton? Is he gay ahaha
>>
Just bought some massala chips at the transit centre.

The Indian girl who was working there was TOO nice.

I wasn't ready for the much perkiness.

She's clearly loving life.
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wychwood hobgoblin was a mistake
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I

guys if you get a chance check out this tune. sound of the summer
>>
>>71190120
Prefer blurred lines desu
>>
>>71190120
I always though the banner gif was from a RHCP video tbhwy
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>>71190146
bit problematic
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> just drank a 5 hour energy
> I only intend to stay awake another 2 hours
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>>71190120
aye but at what cost
>>
>>71190094

king hobgoblin more so
>>
Take the red pill FFS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVPmCRUlaU
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>>71190146
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whats ur fav drink lads?
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>>71190258
That girl is too good looking
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>why yes I do enjoy MEINSTREEM MOOZICK AND POPYERLER CULCHAH
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>That girl is too good looking
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>>71190323
>>71190323
>>71190323
>>71190323
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>>71190286
Kopparberg is absolutely fucking disgusting if you drink that sugary shite I instantly think you're a runt
>>
>>71190288
Butterface
>>
>>71190120
I started uni when Disclosure and Rudimental were really popular 3-4 years ago, so this sort of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkk2H3Ztrfk
will always be the sound of summer drinking in my head
Even if it's not actually very good
>>
This is the sound of summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsQZvsR_QI

Prove me wrong.
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>>71190286

lipton peach ice tea
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>>71190354
id drink more whiskey if i wasnt a poor cunt
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