/brit/

wish my arms were thicker so there wouldn't be so much space in between my arm and my sleeve when i wear t-shirts

cara

wait....

>>71173249
very good post

>>71173276
someday youll have big arms...

someday............

>those cunts at work who eat lunch at their desk while working

Makes the rest of us look bad when we take a real break

>>71173227
Imagine being such a runt that you unironically give money to yanks

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Amino acids

>>71173304
its healthier to take a break from your desk.

Lesbian porn is boring, haven't watched it for quite some years

Don't know why people hype it up

maine

amino acids

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>all the leftycucks and oven dodgers are in the other thread
nice

>>71173318
Insecure closet homos who get triggered when they see a dick

>>71173317
Yes, it is

>>71173318
much prefer wanking to irl lesbian wedding photos ngl

real thread, fuck off op you attention seeking thread splitting cunt.

>>71173220
>>71173220
>>71173220

>>71173359
FOY

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>>71173338
sorry lad, we're here now

>>71173359
fuck off

>>71173303
All the "babe" countries are professional creep producing machines

>>71173382
No, go back with the yanks and other assorted runts

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>>71173249

>>71173359
fuck off yank

>thread wars

Needed to be productive right now anyway

>>71173376
>>71173385
>>71173437
ah yes billy nomates the samefag

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>>71173410

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>>71173446

>>71173462
doctored photo

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>the runts in the other thread bleating about discount yank sandwiches

>>71173472
I fucking hate yanks

>>71173446
Fuck off to the shit yank thread yank

>>71173359
>telling the /pol/ edition thread about the real /brit/ thread
This is why you weren't told about the plan.

>>71173488
ESSEX
E
S
S
E
X

>>71173472
subway is utter shit but i like their breakfast sandwiches more than mcdo

why do yanks measure their drinks in ounces

>>71173497
see
>>71173410

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*pours you a pint*

there you go mate

>>71173304
All me

>>71173558
Smaller number so it probably makes them feel less fat

>>71173560
how does it even get like that

i
really
really
Like
this
edition

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>leave my trash outside like everyone else on the curb so a garbage truck can come pick it up in the hour
>kiwi cunt hobos come around start scrounging around in my trash that I left out
>they start stealing it
>take a look at their car
>its filled with other people's trash
>I think to myself "Are these cunts poor?"
>I call them out after they take it and start driving around
>"Why are you takin' that mate? It's garbage. It has no worth, what're you gonna do sell it?"
>"WHAT WAS THAT MATE?"
>they back up
>I close the door because I don't want to deal with this shit
>they come to my door yelling at me
>"YEAH WE'RE GONNA SELL IT SO WHAT MATE"
>"WE DON'T LIVE IN FANCY HOUSES LIKE YOU"
>"Did you even take a look at my fucking house?"
>they start saying how I "Can't be saying that kind of shit" when they're yelling and swearing around their kids
>they leave

I hate kiwis

All I had in my garbage was chairs, and chair legs and fucking kid toys.

>>71173666
Soooo, useful shit for poor people with kids?

>>71173754
Fuck off leaf don't you EVER reply to me again

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going to bed

someone tuck me in?

any recommendations for a good hot sauce lads? nothing too mad

tried sriracha and i don't like it and Tabasco isn't spicy enough anymore

>>71173776
*tuccs you*

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black/asian hybrids would be able to out-compete
whitey in every area
that's why china takes such an interest in africa
whitey is doomed to fail

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>>71173790

>>71173782
wasabi

>>71173782
Try habanero lad. a bit hotter than sriacha. might like cholula too

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>>71173782
Encona do a decent range of hot sauces. They get hot as fuck at the top end, and not expensive. I think they're currently on special offer at Tesco for quid.

Tesco also do East End Very Hot Green Chili Sauce which is really hot.

>>71173782
nandos peri peri sauce

>>71173829
Unironically encountered a we wuz woman that believed in kenetiscm and that black people taught white people everything they know

boss is making me work on my birthday, fucking fascist

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>>71173782
>nothing too mad
Reading this again, Encona and East End might be a bit hot. In that case you could try Frank's RedHot. That's pretty tasty, a bit hotter than Tabasco, but it's also a bit pricier than Encona, I think it's shipped in from the USA.

is that actually cara?

(wanking atm just in case its her)

i'm 22 and i've never had sex

and you?

>>71173958
27 had it a few times when i was 24, never before or since

>>71173951
Yeah

HEY JACKASS

QUIT SENDING YOUR FUCKING RATS OVER HERE >>71173974

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>>71173782
The gf got me a subscription to a hot sauce box sets for Vday

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>>71174023
Stay mad you cuck yank

thinking about shaving my beard into a goatee because full beards are too mainstream now

i drew the original smug pepe ama

where did everyone go?

>>71174543
we're back hun x

do they have petco in america?

>yanks don't even have a national gf service paid for by tax revenue

>>71174893
yes

>>71174893
ye but it's shit

fucking Walmart for hamsters

{}

Everyone said S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl was amazing so I spent 10 quid on it and it's not amazing at all.

Absolutely despise all capeshit films to come out in the last 5 years

It's quiet.

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MAKE /BRIT/ WEBM AGAIN

got a cocky in mi gob

what would the rent of an inner city flat in london have been like 30 years ago?

asking for a friend

maybe too quiet

alri? its 4:30...in the AFTERNOON!! time for some afternoon tea, in the late AFTERNOON, lol, loool, haha. yeahhhhhh, and a wee bitta you know what haha say no more

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I got webms
who wants webms

is 3:30am too late for a wank

>>71173304
I do this so I can leave an hour earlier

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We're posting webms now but I don't know what this is

if you believe in a Jewish conspiracy then you're mentally ill

>tfw natural sleep time is like 9 hours

>>71175106
thanks mr sheckelburgsteingoldberg

>>71175106
Funny, that's exactly what a Jewish conspiracy would say...

weird how 100% of authors and intellectuals we typically associate with the frankfurt school had jewish backgrounds

ah well, i'm sure it's nothing lol

took a risk and will suffer the consequences now

>>71175177
will the regressive left ever recover

>>71175177
really entertaining me how trudeau and trump are being so professional with each other
going to make both extremes foam at the mouth

>>71175169
>frankfurt school
remember this being in my last dream but i have no idea why

>>71175177
body language says that she was ripe to get bulled down by big alpha JT

>>71175214
day in the life of a Northerner

>>71175214
Haha he's so happy!

why are doggos such processcucks? are they a capitalist plant?

>>71173859
>>71173949
cheers lad i'll have a look at these

>>71174085
what did you get in it?

>>71175097
how? HOW??

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>>71175065

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>>71175242
<<< day in the life of a Southerner

got gum disease

seen the normdroids sharing this on facebook

http://baltimore-art.com/2017/02/11/the-aesthetics-of-the-alt-right/

basically an article about /pol/ and the estimated reading time is 29 minutes lmao

*gives you a visual pat down*

>>71175291
inventing and trialling new technology

>>71175266
3 bottles:

Zana Sauce, Organic Hot Sauce
Frankie V's Kitchen, Spooky White Hot Sauce
Born to Hula, Ghost of Ancho Hot Sauce

I'm a proponent of Austrian economics

in the donald ivanka justing threesome donald would be railing justin from behind whilst he goes down on ivanka

>>71175305
shan't

>>71175169
frankfurt school are underrated 2bh

whilst they're a bunch of fedora tippers for the most part, they tried adding onto Marxism, Karl Marx never called himself a Marxist.

>>71175326
hey Phil

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*does a heem*

Tired of being an incel

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>he's here

why are brits so gay?

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>>71175313

>i ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT when I get a ragemessage after beating man on fifa

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>playing fifa

>>71175352
good hours: 2

need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky

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>>71175434
Length of time in minutes it took to get an erection: 10

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>>71175339
heem?

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Corey Feldman's career took an interesting turn.

>dysphoria

need a tess durbeyfield gf

teeth are absolutely minging desu leds
need to get to a dentist

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This is probably my favourite webm.

holy shit lads just realised alex jones puts out like a fucking 4 hour podcast every single day, i thought they just did youtube videos

this changes everything

i wish it was 2007 forever

>>71175605
wish i had that kind of energy

i'm 22 and i feel like an 80 year old man most of the time

>>71175581
cheeky tim

>>71175609
2007 was a good year. Great, even. I was popular at school back then but then I moved to a different school in 2008 and I got bullied and became the misanthropic neet you see before you now.

>>71175609
i wish it was 2006 forever

*gaslights you*

>>71175662
my life peaked around 2009

>>71175605
Him on Joe Rogan was good

fuck off

https://discord.gg/24kKXY8

fit birds here

>>71175700
who's this?

>>71175718
*doesn't fuck off*
*sips beer*

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>>71175609
back to the good old days of dear leader

>>71175700
he lost me a bit when he started talking about interdimensional energy vampires

>>71175734
It's me
>>71175759
Alex Jones stoned and drunk, what do you expect?

>>71175748
trying too hard to copy remi gaillard

>>71175748
<3 that la

>>71175748
resolution is too low

>>71175775
are you a scouser

>>71175827
lol no

>>71175829
why is it that scousers can gab their way out of anything

>>71175829
are you from nottingham?

>>71175748
JUST A PRANK BRO

might let my hair grow just to see what it looks like

It's all because of me. I am the catalyst. I've got a list. I'm the epicentre of this whole catastrophe.

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Now here's one for the dads watching at home...

I am the natural enemy of hymen

>>71175849
idk, I think if someone in thick scouse accent told me "water is wet" I'd begin to doubt it, personally.
>>71175857
That's what they tell me.
>>71175873
kek

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>>71175700

>>71175891
>That's what they tell me

just give me a straight answer, for fuck's sake

>>71175895
rogan would kick your little twink ass you little cocksucking queer

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learning about Buddhism and Dao

>>71175912
i've been trying to dissect thailad's accent for weeks but i can't figure anything out

>>71175864
bit gay

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>>71175895
*fear factor alarm starts playing*

>>71175875
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS
I WEAR TEE SHIRTS

>>71175938
good lad

>>71175912
>>71175943
yes he is you newtwats

>>71175938
i dont like tibetian buddhism

>>71175895
keep on trucking webmlad
>>71175912
no
>>71175943
My accent is an amalgamation of home, where I went to uni + trying to speak clearly to none native speakers for years. It's not a real accent anymore.

>buddhism
doesn't get more reddit than that

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done 3(three) poos already today

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>tfw too smart to give thailad any attention

what sub shall I get lods

>>71176006
what about using reddit?

>>71176030
roasted chicken breast

>>71176034
i didn't think about that

>>71176007
>tfw can't remember the last poo i dood
>havent been eating much and dropped 15 pounds

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>>71175996
why?
actually the book I'm reading now is by a Tibetan Buddhist

I find it very interesting honestly, as a highly insular society largely lacking in the same influences that affected other Buddhist branches.

>>71176062
wew

>>71176062
would love a telescope

>match with qt girl on tinder
>we talk for a while
>she asks to meet up
>look her up on fb
>realize shes now friends with my ex fwb from like 5 years ago
>one I was completely obsessed with and acted completely pathetic and made a fool of myself

Do I tell her I know her friend? Or just hangout with her for a while until she inevitably finds out and then act like I didnt know they were friends

>>71176096
>realize
stopped reading here

foy

housemates doing i dont know what upstairs lads

lads is finding dory actually worth watching? they just added it to netflix

>>71176118
yeah worth a watch desu

>>71176096
>just hangout with her for a while until she inevitably finds out and then act like I didnt know they were friends

literally this.

girls do not like it EVER if you say you know their friend. I remember chatting this bird up outside a club, was about to have a shag, and then added her on FB. I was like wow, we have a mutual friend (this mutual friend was a minger) and as soon as she found that out she wouldn't sleep with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8_-WBl7FiU

>>71176067
just that, i don't like how insular it is and its focus on esoteric ritual

Nichiren is the coolest imo

>talking to girl
>find out shes an only child in her family

Binned. Hate people that grew up as an only child. Fucking weird and pampered, the lot of them.

>too many people are using your account right now.

>to watch finding dory, stop playing on another screen.

ah yes, LOVE when the neighbors snot nosed bastards use the 'flix

>>71173276
do some pushups

do you have any higher nobility in your lineage that you are aware of?
by that I mean within several generations, not hundreds upon hundreds of years removed.

for me no major nobles as far as I'm aware, some lords in Ireland but that's all I know.
at least my family seems to have always been fairly well off and firmly in the "commons" or priesthood rather than serfs.

>>71176180
babby chest

>>71176184
ye

>>71176169
Tantra is just one of many paths to help focus the mind.
and they preserved a lot of Indian ideas which were lost when the Buddhist temples were all sacked by the Muslims.

>>71176184
idk im jewish

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rate my OC

He is the way the truth and the light
we live by faith and not by sight

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>>71176237

>>71176173
true

>>71176237
2/10
really bad

That spready was almost enough to pop me a chub.

>>71176184
we wuz kangz n shit

>>71176237
sad cunt

>>71176184
>MUH

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/05/07/charlemagnes-dna-and-our-universal-royalty/

ffs lads
I made a bet365 account when I was underage and forgot about it, and now I want to use it and they want me to prove my age (which I lied about)

New housemate moving in today lads.

how do I assert my dominance

>>71176299
2 far
I mean within a couple hundred years at most through the direct line.

>>71176301
youre 48 mate

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>>71176298
>>71176243
>>71176248
fug

>>71176307
piss on your kitchen

>>71176307
urinate on the furniture

>>71176301
Use a different email silly

>>71176307
leave a poo in the 'let

>>71176326
>>71176319
>>71176318
ahhh yes
great minds think alike

>>71176318
>>71176319

do I make sure he sees it?

>>71176326
I have my own toilet and if I do it in the one he will use he won't know it's from me

>>71176180
me on the right

>>71176324
why didn't he move? he was watching them coming down for like 5 seconds

>>71176323
would that work, like with the same address and name

>>71176380
you're 48 mate

>>71176386
what did you mean by this?

>>71176380
Whos gonna check? As far as bet365 knows is you're frodo from the shire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QupEByFrXM
DIRTY SOUTH
I
R
T
Y

S
O
U
T
H

>>71176182
i do, at least 20 a day

i can comfortably do about 40 in a row

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/brit/ meetup at the Aston Social Disco

>>71176424
I only meet the lads at the Aston Tavern

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want to lick these cucumbers desu

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What's the easiest way to reduce the size of a webm? I have more but the good ones are over 3MB.

there's something seriously right about the world today

and all the strings are wound seriously tight around my fingers

http://www.strawpoll.me/12335760
http://www.strawpoll.me/12335760
http://www.strawpoll.me/12335760

tre importante poll

>>71176474
centre and tied back, because it's long

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not fail a rep, but have everlasting gains.

as if he's blagged a chinese gf lads

>>71176477
The nail is the worst

>>71176477
eurgh

>>71176515
done it. not a fan. both of them played dead in bed, just laid there

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>centre and tied back, because it's long

>>71176445

going there too aha xx

>>71176538
totally fine with that desu

>>71176527
a mere cat

>>71176571
*tap mates on shoulder*
*points at you and tells them to watch*
*you notice me pointing at you*

Uh sorry mate, we just wanted to see you walk again. Can you do that walk you do?

2 exams tomorrow
one is online, need to figure out how to cheat

>>71176603
probably done sex over 1000 times desu

Had a nice chat on the bus back from the gym with a girl I knew from first year who i hadn't seen in a while

Would honestly marry her if I could

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>>71176611
Why would you post this

>>71176629
Kek'd

video has emerged of the australian chess player known as Bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMM2RV5-HVc

opinion on thierryhenry?

why do all rich and famous euros move to the US btw?

>>71176615
ever taken pics or vids to have a wank to later?

>>71176645
morning officer
you've been rumbled

Trump's National Security Adviser resigned lmao

>the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerishit

>>71176657
shit. I liked Flynn

>>71176638
unironically me on the right, balding and getting cucked by a 10 year old at chess

>>71176657
wasn't trump supposed to make some big security announcement yesterday?

>>71176675
horrible lookin pizza

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sooner or latter they all come to bend the knee

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just got back from the gym
https://youtu.be/oOg5VxrRTi0#t=39

>>71176716
looks like this was done in paint

>>71176716
why is trump so insecure

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>shit. I liked Flynn

TOILET

BOG

FART

business idea: cats but the size of dogs

>>71176746
unironically a good haircut

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>>71176746
needs the BLACKED logo on it

>>71176746
>autismo yank: the picture

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-WVlRohQk

>>71176775
except im autismo yank and i dont even like trump

>>71176775
I'm not like that at all

>>71176772
so fake

>>71176781
who's that in the pic?

>>71176775
>>71176783
>>71176791
why aren't you in /cum/ lads

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Best:

>Sailor
>Planet
>Roman diety
>Gustav Holst piece
>British sports car

Jupiter
Jupiter
Jupiter
Jupiter
Jupiter

>except im autismo yank and i dont even like trump

oxymoron

>>71176801
canadians

>>71176801
I'm here to talk about the footy

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>>71176801
my wife
please DO NOT think naughty about her

>>71176746
this was unironically my post