>in my mandatory sociology summer course to make up credits
>milf chinese professor walks into the room
>"in this course we will question pre-concieved notions you have been taught are fact"
>opens up world map in microsoft paint
>"this is what we think of as the world"
>class is silent
>"but why this? it makes no sense to choose this as our world map"
>selects the map, flips it upside down, and cuts it in half so that China is dead center"
>"this makes more sense in many ways, so why don't we use this?"
>entire class, 95% girls, all let our an audible "ooooh" and "aaaah" as if they've learned something
I am starting to believe there is a very real Chinese agenda in our universities
>>71172161
>We have being discovered, bomb the house of the bogan.
you are now listening to /int/ let out an audible "ooooh" and "aaaaah"
>in international econ class
>professor is from el salvador
>he constantly talks about pupusas
>>71172161
>he didn't wreck his teacher by saying "but why this? it makes no sense to choose this as our world map"
>>71172309
Asia is the future though
>>71172223
there are more important things happening outside that circle than inside
oooohh aaaah
>>71172361
Said my ancestor genghis khan back in the day.
>>71172223
ching chong! preach brother
>>71172161
Pics of prof? Also can you put a black censor bar over her eyes, it is lewder that way.
>>71172161
>in my English class
>get a temp because the whole department is on fire and the professor resigned
>she's a 29-30 year old, single, cute dikey English woman with slightly crooked teeth
>makes batshit facial gestures, like she's invisibly guiding you to form a sentence, when you don't pronounce words with a Bri'ish accent
>keeps repeating what you've just said (parts of it or entire sentences), but with a British accent
>in class
>get a new assistent for the social anthropology class
>she's Russian
>potato faced, strong Slavic accent, wears anime shirts and makes a V-sign when taking photos
>staunch Russophile and will give you a good grade if you speak un poco ruso or simply love Russia