/sino/ 中文

>>71171384
>christianity

bad edition

>>71171439
It was a pretty funny "Christianity" desu

>guy fails the imperial exam four times
>goes home and has scary fever dreams
>digs out an evangelical pamphlet he got from the Jesuits a few years ago (has never even read a bible)
>decides his dreams mean he's the brother of Jesus Christ
>starts a war that kills 20-30 million people

the war didn't kill so many people
not working the farms and causing a famine caused so many people

>>71171664
Sounds familiar...

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What is your favorite Chinese movie? Mine is A Better Tomorrow.
I want to become fluent enough in Chinese to be able to watch it without subtitles.

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>>71172091
Not a movie but currently watching Legend of Condor Heroes (1983 version) with subs. Super cheesy but very enjoyable for wuxia fans.

Taught me that all Jin are scum

>>71172091
I liked The Killer more for some reason. Similar movie, though.

>dat telepathic analytical bromance

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>>71172091
古今大战秦俑情

Chinks should be gassed!

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>>71173018
>mfw I met a Chaoxianzu guy who hates Koreans

I guess it's better than having Chongryon just fuck your shit up.

>>71173018
t. 美國軍人

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I just collected my 3500th hanzi why doesn't it feel like I know chinese yet

>>71176048
because knowing all the latin alphabet does not mean you know any language

>>71176117
well i did at least learn them through words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apHmhPghhp4

What nip want to say here?

>>71176189
most modern chinese words are dual-character
so learning one character at a time is like learning part of a word

>>71176532
When I said I learned them through words as in usually not learning individual characters

Those characters come from ~9000 words

>>71176724
5000 is middleschool reading level
if you can comprehend newspaper it's already pretty good

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I hope none of you are Jin scum

>>71171796
Yes famines are a recurring feature of chinese history.

>>71178832
>Yes famines are a recurring feature of world history

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走自己的路

>>71179833
nice slogan for frozen vegetables

>>71179833
哪里有?用别人的路是比较简单来的!

>>71172091
Good taste

>>71173018
Maybe the Japanese will do it for you, after they gas you first.

Ching Chong Ching Chong apa khabar

Wing wong wing wong baik baik

Bring back Manchu language

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Just had Valentine's Pizza with the GF

>>71183540
>pizza gf
戀童癖吧

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>>71183540

>>71176375
不能容忍人ｲ門墜落方ﾐ是和夢想建築楽園

ching cho- >>71182688 ah fuck you beat me to it

What's the goto profanity in chinese that works in every situation, i.e., chinese equivalent of fuck

>>71186264
maybe one of these?
幹
靠
他媽的

How would I say something like..
"Chinese real estate investor, please come to Australia so that I may make cute Australian children with your grand daughters"
In mandarin preferably. Cantonese would be okay too.

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>>71186375
Thanks

幹金朝

>>71186264
逼/屄 is useful too, it means cunt. But maybe only the British and Australians manage to use it in any situation.

>new message on Facebook
>it's from a chinese girl I know
>我失去了爱的人
here we go

>>71172091
Are you learning Cantonese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtWJBW4RFn0

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>>71188167
here are the screenshots she sent, from their chat
I edited out his name

>>71172091
In the Mood for Love or A Brighter Summer Day

If only mainland movies, Raise the Red Lantern or To Live

>>71186981
shit movie.

>>71188994
>SCIENCE
but people still buy the TCM meme, even here

>>71188167
>>71188826
Who sent this to you? The woman?

http://www.ettoday.net/news/20170214/866833.htm
同時在馬拉西亞...

>>71189568
Yes. She told me:
>i do really love him. but he cant judt visit me for once
>i asked him to set a spetical time. he akways said try
>he is really upset me

>>71188826
>I'll pay for your ticket
Kek
He really needs tha pucci

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No 2017 valentines chinese gf :(

>>71190460
Don't we all?

>>71190619
Valentine's day really is the worst day of the year. Looking through Facebook, everyone's posting pictures of themselves with their bf/gf. And here I am, all alone.

>>71190795
I know that feel. That's why I don't like being too open in public and on social media about my relationship. Don't want to bully a brother.

>>71190884
I honestly don't blame them. After all, that's what social media's all about.
Well, enough of muh feels now. Gonna try to finish my university application this week, so that maybe I can go abroad again this year. It's been far too long since the last time.

請服用
https://bwall.amassly.com/post/Cm7Yf3OlVVZvAMu0OWmtNzBB

>>71191505
wanna fucc now

>>71191505
5/5 還不錯
But won't she get allah snackbarred in Malaysia?

>>71191505
>that first picture
Hnnnnnggggg
Or as my japanese friend would've said; "I can eat"

but the cleavage edits are too obvious

still would fucc anyway

European perverts GET OUT

>>71191719
We don't have the luxury to tell people to get out. Just don't be too much of a mood spoiling asshole or a shitposter.

>>71191552
She is Taiwanese

>>71191753
Just jking, saved all the pics myself

>>71191793
That explains it. Does /sino/ like this kind of beauty magazine type of Taiwanese girl or the betel nut stand slag more?

>>71191889
as long as she succ i don't care

>>71191889
cute>beautiful>sexy

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>>71192178
any > none

God this is a depressing sino, I should become a taoist and forget about women forever

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Who has tried this?

>>71194142
what kind of testicles are those?

>>71194431
Ones made of ice cream.

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>he still hasn't left for China or Taiwan

>>71192178
Agreed.

>>71194142
Burritos? Yea i had them. They are okay.

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>>71197467
>he now leeches off of patreon cucks and jewtube money on a spousal visa

>>71197768
Feels bad man. His ADV China channel is putting out fairly decent content (albeit getting kind of 'clickbaity'), but his regular channel is just showing off his wife and whining about China now.

WeLcOmE 2 ShAnGhAi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkPzIJHLA8

I LOVE CHINA

>>71197768
>>71197879
Pretty much

>"wehh-cum to anudda wee-day-oh"
>HEY guys today i have my CHINESE wife here (did i mention she's CHINESE) so we can see the difference between CHINESE and american cock
>how's it taste babe?
>verrr delishurs!
>(insert irrelevant plug for Conquering Southern China documentary in hopes of getting jew $$$)
>that's it for this video, make sure to subscribe and donate daddy's $ to my patreon! stay awesome!
>NewRetroWave music over a drone shot for 2 minutes, patreon link overlayed

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Asian dads really are the worst, aren't they?

Going to work in China soon. What's the app I should invest in: Pleco or Hanpin?

>>71206581
tantan

>>71206581
>Going to work in China soon

May god bless you with well-behaved students

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ShANgHaI nIgHtS

>>71206721
Thanks but I'm not going to be a language teacher.
>>71206675
I'm rather interested what the best dictionary + live translation + ocr translation app is. Both offer this option for pay, but I only want to pay for one of them.
Unluckily I'm going to China on short notice. My work environment will be in my mother tongue and I'm also good in Englisch, but I want to learn at least basic Mandarin for everyday use. You know like understanding signs and menu cards and so on. In my recent hometown the language courses are not cominc together beacause too less people are willing to attend. So I'm learning a bit myself with New Practical Chinese. Thatswhy one of thoese two apps could be crucial for me.

>>71206581
I use the free version of Hanping and I think it's good for my needs. But I already know a bit of chinese and I never tried Pleco, so I don't know which app is better.

>>71207654
remember to enjoy your time there

>>71207654
I think I will. My whole life I was fascinated by China. So I'm really looking forward.

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>>71208964
Prepare for extreme disappointment. The real China is nothing like what you read or hear about. Although depending on your tastes, you might actually enjoy it a lot.

Also

>tfw no Zhou Qiqi gf

Just fucking kill me desu famalam

what are some good Chinese or Taiwanese punk bands?

>>71212049
Try this at first. Also the bands are pretty bland https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXVLwNkw84Q

>>71206581
They're both fine

>>71186375
你真能幹

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What's the best and worst dynasty?

Best: Song
Worst: Jin

I hate Jin scoundrel so goddamn much

>>71206581
Pleco

>>71182880
>tfw there's a really good Manchu textbook out, but I have no monies

>>71215106
>best
Kuomintang

>worst
Qing

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>>71217996

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>>71215106
Obiligatory.

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Why do Chinese keep buying up all the overseas properties, they don't trust in their own economy?

>>71215106
Best: Eastern Zhou
Worst: Qing

Sino threads are back? Holy shit

Just started learning mandarin, can anyone recommend me some good mandarin music where the pronounciation is similar to normal speech? Currently listening to 上蒼保佑吃完了飯的人民 which is pretty great, would like more like this, no normie-pop garbage.

>>71215106

best: Wu Tang
worst: The ShaoLin

Here's a joke I just came up with.

在印度,你不可以见什么茶?

"Loo" 茶

>>71220717
Jay chou, Jolin Tsai, Hebe Tien, Joyce Chu

>>71220717
王詩安
In before
>shilling your sister
>>71221842
5/5 還不錯

>>71221953
>no normie-pop garbage
Fail

>>71221953
old, too old

>>71225092
I misread, thought he wanted normie pop crap

>>71225092
Um it's artpop

What's this about >>71227375

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG9o0npRGzU

This is in Mandarin right?

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入 and 人 are two different words no wonder I was confused

Mandarin is impossible RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE