/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

>>71164293
>>71164293
>>71164293
>>71164293
>>71164293

real edition

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never trust women with money lads

>>71165745
heey cutie

Brb gonna get some whataburger

>>71166567
hi

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>>71166569
pick me up a burger too please xoxo

>tfw spending valentines with my gf (male) tomorrow

>>71166906
>not gf (female)
grosssssss

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Fresh OC for /cum/.

>>71166906
>tfw skipping my Islam class so I can drink

It's the little things that keep me going in life

>>71168127
"A Leafing to Remember"

>>71168557
>Islam class
what the fuck dude

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>trying to condense my resume
>still more than one page

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Haha this Jew had a Gatorade logo on his keepah

So this is what /cum/ is like without extraflags
I can't tell who anybody is

>>71169535
Kek.
Yahweh will be refreshed with this solution of salt, sugar, and water.

Y'all had better shut the heck up or you're going to catch these hands.

Is it worth paying for Tinder if I will be in Canada for a week?

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comfy

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>>71170214

>>71170132
>paying
>for tinder
What is happening down in Amerikkka?

>>71170498
killing niggers

>>71170214
what are you doing

>one of the girls I want to fugg in my calculus class
>she seems shy
>reply very few to me
>thaugh she was shy and introvert
>today
>be me
>she ask about the number of a girl I'm talking to
>say: I will give you the number if you promise I can see you this week
>she says: then no.
>mfw

I doesn't matter because I'm trying to score it with other four girls but damn, it feels like shit.

is being rejected part of the process, right?

Why is getting some girl to like you and having sex so hard.

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>>71170518

>>71170523
What do you mean?

>>71170498
He's asking about the paid version
Think it's called Tinder Pro
Not sure what it does

>>71170460

>still not having jumped in front of the train

>>71170550
Maybe tomorrow

>>71170536
>I doesn't matter because I'm trying to score it with other four girls
Cochino

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>>71170471
Retard desu

>>71170574
https://therationalmale.com/2011/08/19/plate-theory-2/

>

>>71170622
fuck you

>>71170656
Cuck you

Wish I had a double X chromosome set desu

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First for big Canadian cock

Puerto Rican statehood when?

reheating some tendies atm

wish I had BBQ sauce

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>thread wars
>both editions shit

Praying for Janny to put us out of our misery

why are canadians so autistic?

>>71170673
Never

>>71170536
>>18047092
Fuck off

>>71170620
>The only way you can get a relationship is if you whore out
Good advice lmao

Have fun dying alone mayate

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commie needs to stop posting B)

Canada will no longer be ripping us off on trade.

>>71170722
>>71170536
Lol sorry I'm baked
>>>/adv/18047092

>>71170739
did you read the link?

retard.

>>71170746
EEEEEYYYYY IM FRUM BROOKLYN
WADDAYA THINKA YA DOIN EEEEY
IM WALKIN EERE

EYO

EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN

I HOOKED UP WITH THIS CHICK AT THE GYM, FOUND OUT LATER "SHE" WAS A HE

BADA BING, BADDA BOOM, THATS LIFE IN THE BIG APPLE

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>local news is reporting mass deportation taking place here in SoCal

This is why I voted for you, bud.

>>71170782
>The nigger thinks I'll read his stupid articles
Hahaha no clicks 4 u

think about it

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>>71170805
>Night of the Smashed Beans finally here

Good job.

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Today I will remind them
https://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/

>>71170827
Really makes me think

>>71170818
nope retard, it basically says is much better to try to land with 100 girls and get four or five ready to fuck in one week than spend an entire year trying to get a single girl to like you.

numbers game retard.

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If I ever have kids, I'm not going to teach them Russian just to spite my parents

>>71170849
I think one was Canadian, too. Lol. Nobody is safe from swift justice.

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Do you ever pine to get out into the outdoors and feel at one with nature?

I'm feeling that real hard right now.

>>71170868
I wish my grandparents had taught me Spanish

>>71170875

>he doesnt live by the forest

LMAO

>>71170875
>not living in a forest already
kek

>>71165643
>second
DELETE

>>71170868
mom is that you?

>>71170868
I met a Buryat once (really good guy). He was highly interested in how many Russians I knew in America and if they still spoke Russian. I told him I knew none. He seemed very disappointed by that.

>>71170894
I wish my great grandparents had taught me Egyptian

EYO MOMS

WHENS DA SPAGHETTI GONNA BE DONE

TONY AND DA BOYS ARE STAHVING

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>>71170856
Oh so I was right, how quaint

You're whoring yourself out instead of settling down and raising a family

No wonder your country is a few years from becoming a communist shithole, you spineless twats have no moral compass

The Papacy should be ashamed that there are Colombians among their ranks

>>71170935
I wish I spoke Coptic desu

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lol

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why the fuck is snl making so much trump videos
i keep getting these recomendations with trump in the title despite never seen snl videos, not that i remember.
>pic unrelated

>>71170945

EATCHUR GABAGOOL FIRST, YA KNOW I SLAVED OVER THAT ALL DAY

Saw an insurance place called Fred Loya's Insurance
I still laugh thinking about it

>>71170935
>>71170951
A girl at my highschool spoke Coptic or whatever it is

>>71170969
Because making fun of Trump gets ratings

>>71170946
The Papacy should be ashamed of everything desu

>>71170988
You sure she didn't just speak Arabic?

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had enough of these cucks making fun of my speech 2bh

Italians are white

>>71170969
>why the fuck is snl making so much trump videos

Because SNL is completely irrelevant unless they do parody of political figures.

>>71170946
I haven't even gotten my first date retard.

I'm trying to score at least one girl.

Imagine if I was trying to get that girl, she was cute but she didn't want anything with me, imagine wasting weeks and months chasing her.

>>71171021
Badda bing badda boom

Pizza

>>71171013
It wasn't Arabic, though she speaks Arabic too

>>71171021
>white

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>>71170969
Why the fuck not?

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>italians are white

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chess

no feet kraut, no fags, no bolsheviks

winner gets an Abigail


https://lichess.org/cXBLJiJq

Slavs are not white
I would say "Trust me, I'm a Slav" but you should never trust a Slav

>>71171058
>>71171021
>>71170991
>being autistic

the only good bolshevik is a dead bolshevik

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>>71171021
you are not white and there is nothing wrong with that

NIKE
JUST DO IT

Honestly hope Donald and Justin hammered out a deal to speedily deport all Canadians.

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>tfw I'll never be able to dance like Tsukihi

>>71171081

t. Luigi Palvodino

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>>71170917
Working on it.

>>71171108
I don't

the only good catholic is a dead catholic

>>71171117
lol no

im white

>>71171088
Better dead than red tbqhwy.

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>he's italian
>Im white

>>71171137
t. would rather live on his knees than die on his feet

>>71171130
I hope they send you to Canada.

>>71171027
>I haven't even gotten my first date
Maybe it's because you're a whore chasing non-whores?

>she was cute but she didn't want anything with me, imagine wasting weeks and months chasing her
Maybe you should get to actually know her instead of jumping the gun and then throwing her out of your peripheral because she said no?

Please understand that if you just want sex in a relationship then it won't have any meaning beyond that, and it won't be worth your time

>>71171150
That's the opposite of what I proposed.

>>71171176
I'm a fucking kissless virgin retard.
how am I a whore?

how do I gain experience without being a manwhore?

So it become very clear Venezuela isn't real socialism.

>>71171133
>the only good religious is a dead religious
there ya go

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>the only good religious is a dead religious

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>>71171260

I got matched with a fat girl that I must've swiped right on accidentally. She messaged me. I don't think I'm going to reply to her.

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>>71171277
>>71171293
FIGHT FIGHT

>>71171260
>tfw I don't live in cucuta to fuck venezuelan whores exchanging sex for food

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>tfw just got matched in tinder but the guy won't reply back

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>>71171334

>accidentally

I was going to critique nihilism but I just don't see the point.

>>71171354
>guy
gay or girl?

How should I go about asking this qt if he's gay buds

>>71171372
attention whore*

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>>71171251
You're a whore a filthy fucking whore

You imagine doing lewd things to many girls but you have not one true flame in your life

You're a disgusting dirty whore who wants to whore himself out to every woman he meets because he can't live with the fact that he hasn't had sex, you're utterly pathetic

There are men out there who have died virgins and they've died more content and happy in their lives than you'll ever be because you've convinced yourself happiness comes from fucking women, you lowlife scoundrel

Piss in your mothers cunt if you want to stop being a virgin so bad you disgusting animal

Honestly should seize all firearms.

>>71171395
obviously, but i'm asking what kind of attention whore

>>71171398
*the means of production

>>71171391
grab him by the dong

>>71171407
>>71171395
>>71171372
i was actually trying to make a joke in elation to thiis post >>71171334

>>71171361
I swipe left every time I see a fat or black chick.

>>71171293
we got rid of theocracy here only to have it shoved back into us in the form of islam

fuck religion

capitalism is a cancer on humanity

>>71171425
I don't want to do that unless I know he's gay

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>capitalism is a cancer on humanity

>>71171502
How was your day bud

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>>71171436

Watching breakfast at Tiffany's buds

I took a drink from basket of a ghost bike earlier today. The child has been dead over a year now. As much as I feel bad every time I see they've replenished memorial with fruit and toys I cannot feel bad for having taken it for I am still in land of living.

>>71170667
Fuck I love these

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>>71171397
shut up faggot.

keep doing those projections retard.

I actually have to improve myself, get gud, learn, read, become fit, get money.

I'll have to be the best I can to be a player.

There's not point in monogamy when the girl you marry has had double digit dicks.

monogamy is dead.

>>71171534
dull

stupid americunts
ruining my joke
FUCK OFF

>>71171572
I'm sorry about that bud

>>71171575
I'll give you a good fuckin' alright, bub
Take off them pants and bend over
Ever been told ya got a purdy mouth?

>>71171575
Maybe you shouldn't stay inside all day shitposting when you literally live in the best country on earth.

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>ywn live in comfy 1960s America

>>71171611
>Ywn go to a porno theater

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>>71171570
Polygamous heathen

>>71171509
Im pretty sure everyone likes getting grabbed by the dong

le penis xD

>Mike Pence is a lifelong Cubs fan
2016 must have been an awesome year for him.

>>71171626

says you

imagine you wanted to date but the entire eligible dating pool is like 2% of the human population and that's not even counting your age range or attractiveness or god forbid compatibility.

i feel so bad for the gays

>>71171570
>false flag/bait post on an anonymous imageboard proves all women are whores

sex is marginally better than masturbating and it's not going to make all your dreams come true. you have about a 0% chance of finding happiness when your outlook on women BEFORE EVEN BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP is word for word, "all women are whores"

>>71171397
I'm with you paha

The qt knew she was just another one of his "plates" and rejected him

>>71171632
I wouldn't want to do that to him

Going to a therapy group for Valentine's, pals. Then I'm going to get drunk maybe before jerking off while sitting in the shower before passing out.

Just having sex won't make you happy desu
You can nut inside of a girl but that empty feeling won't disappear

I am conflicted.

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>>71171684
>99% of that 2% are either poofters or whores

>>71171684
>he thinks it was a false flag
I was in that thread.

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I've awoken.

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>>71171684
:/

If you subscribe to redpill theory you're a broken individual that will never have a meaningful relationship with another woman because the only women you attract with redpill theory are whores

All I have for dinner are walnuts.

>>71171763
I'm still eating a pizza I ordered on Saturday

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Found her love interest
REEEEEEEEEE

>>71171763
Could be worse, could have peanuts.

let's play chess

https://lichess.org/RcyPOeXL

>>71171733

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOpQnRE0qs

>>71171778
I'm eating chicken and rice

all western women are whores.

>>71171799
Not true desu
I've known and know several girls that aren't

paha sapa is the gf

>>71171817

>gf
>g

>>71171791
I did that for three separate nights early January. I prefer them to walnuts because at the least they were roasted in oil and salted.

>>71171814
yeah, but is so frustrating when you're asking to a girl if she has free time and she tells you she study all day.

like, that's BS you know.

>>71171799
t. Ahmed al-Medeyin

>>71171817
He already has a bf :(

>>71171840
>oil
>salt

That's why walnuts are better

>>71171861
yeah das me, bro

>>71171728
oh wow that changed my mind totally

either a) there exists a whore who posted in that thread or b) it was an elaborate false flag. Either way, at best you can conclude is that there is one bad person out in the world.
It's pretty funny you want to get a girl to trust you and like you enough to fuck you when you think of women as nothing more than walking talking sex holes. Good luck finding anyone above common street whore level.

>>71171763
ate Qdoba for lunch so that's about it for food today

>>71171869
Different strokes tbqh

>>71171876
His bf lives in the US

having hot dogs and baked beans and salad and some sun chips for dinner

>>71171869
Walnuts are fine. Oily and salty foods are luxury and said peanuts were given to me free. One of the tins were honey roasted as well. At least I had a free drink from a dead child's memorial which counts as calories.

*regrets replying to the guy eating walnuts*

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I've accepted that I'm going to die alone and a virgin.
>just get a prostitute
I don't want to just have sex for the sake of it.

Blue monday, how I hate blue monday, gotta work all day like slave

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>tfw no bf

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>>71172018
lel

>>71172018
Me also
>>71171702
I might buy the cheapest bottle of wine I can find but I think a few loaves of bread would be better.

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>>71172047

DALLAS?

>>71171909
no faggot.

women expect males to be whores, they prefer males with experience and confidence to beta virgins.

is biology, the most alpha male, the one that fucked a lot of females is the one with the best and strongest genes.

the weak faithfull beta males never or very few get pussy.

>inb4 my church teachings override biology

>>71172053
It'll be ok bb :3

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>come to 4chinz
>see fags are unhappy

Makes me feel better tbqh

It's quite pleasant to know I am much better than all of you combined.

>>71172081
>>71172084
I'm all out of walnuts if it makes you feel better.

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>>71172069
Don't you mean "Dal(gurgles water)las?)

>>71172106

>implying I live in orrovile

>>71172106
>Trinity """""river"""""

>>71172095
It makes me quite pleased.

life sucks

>>71172130
I'm still hungry. There wasn't any other food.

>>71172134
c'est la vie mon ami

>>71172073
>women expect males to be whores, they prefer males with experience and confidence to beta virgins.

t. experienced knower of all things

I assume you're an expert on the subject right? Quit being an impressionable weak-willed baby and actually be a good person (provided that's possible in your third world shithole) and good things will happen to you

My life doesn't suck but I still feel empty inside.

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if I win the powerball I will build the /cum/ mansion

>>71172160
if I win the powerball I will cum in a mansion

>>71172160

do it

>>71172154
>evolutionary biology is wrong because it contradicts my church teachings
do you realize only 40% of all males in history have living descendants, right?

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>>71172156
When life sucks have it suck your cock

>>71172160
I don't think I would want to know most of you all 2bh. Can you just send me a check?

Cool, part of the the new trade deal with Canada dictates that we all get to fuck his wife.

Got my math test back buds

I've had an account on a dating website for almost a year now and I've only had one visit in that time. :'^)

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I saved this pic I found on google because it cracks me up laughing but I feel bad because I found it on a Eulogy page.

F

So when are we gonna see moonbeam hung?

>>71172198
why the fuck are you bringing up religion you spastic paranoid schizophrenic? were you diddled as a choirboy?
you realize you're the one who's being the evolutionary failure right now and just moments ago talked about how you're a kissless virgin, right? Take it from someone who has ACTUALLY HAD SEX that you're doing it wrong

>>71172233
I didn't follow any of it, so what happened between fag Trudeau and Trump?

i want to start a death cult

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>>71172275
>someone who has ACTUALLY HAD SEX
>only lost his virginity like 3 days ago

>>71172203
you can get your very own /cum/ cuck shed.
>>71172253
looks like an okay guy

>>71172313
I bet he lived a happy life 2bh look at his goofy warm smile

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>your very own /cum/ cuck shed

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Why did Moonbeam and Californians spend billions on building a useless railway and defending illegals rather than fix the tallest dam in the US when they were warned it had issues?

>>71172275
nope retard.
biology judges males and women diferent.

A key that can open any lock is valuable, while a lock that can be opened with any key is worthless.

chinese ancient wisdom.

>>71172191
I thought she was standing in front of a nuclear explosion in the thumbnail

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>>71172253
lel, reminds me of this one

>>71172308
I had a high school sweetheart whom I would have fucked if it weren't for helicopter parents. Lack of opportunity, not lack of ability

>>71172342
yolo lul

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>>71172272
I like how your town flag is a weird coloured version of your state flag

>>71172336
:( hopefully his family loved him

>>71172343
Sexist

>>>/pol/

>>71172342
Virtue signalling is a powerful drug

>>71172354
Was she qt? Why did you break up?

>>71172342
Infrastructure is always put off so the Feds will pay for it.

>>71172350
I bet he would be bro as fuck while watching hockey

casual reminder argentinian stallions are IMPREGNATING american women as you read this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWTKFfWQM7g

>>71172343
A sharpener that has sharpened many pencils is a useful tool

A pencil that has been sharpened many times is no longer useful

Stop it with the shitty analogies bud

http://www.strawpoll.me/12334855

>>71172343
t. forever alone virgin
thanks for your wise words, sex guru

>>71172386
kinda, not as much as my current girl. we broke up because we had different life values and trajectories and was wanting me to do too many things I didn't want to do

>>71172373
>biology, science and facts hurts my feelings

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>>71172370
Me too, I didnt include the city flag cuz it ruins the aesthetic

>>71172452
>loves science and facts but not when his method has a 0% success rate and doesn't wonder why

not very scientific of you

>>71172426
Wtf that guy looks white

>>71172439
Lost my ginity to an illegal when I was 16

>>71172439
How many voted the virgin option ironically though. I didn't. I'm now closer to thirty than twenty.

>>71172442
o

I hope you make it with your current gf bud

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>nonvirgins on my /cum/

>>71172452
Um. Take your facts to /pol/ they are offensive. Sexist pig.

I was joking.

people who answered yes or no(nonvirgin) deserve to get janny'd

>>71172442
>he thinks males and females have the same pregnancy cost
delusions.

>>71172495
I already got at least one date tomorrow, if I was focusing on that other girl I wouldn't have nothing.

so yes, it pays to be a male whore.

>>71172522
>pol boogeyman

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>>71172439
I would've voted No (Nonvirgin) if this was asked two weeks ago

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Ya'll seen this movie? Can't say I understood it

>>71172569

t. woman

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>>71172557
gas yourself

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Why do only Anglo cunts understand shitposting and sarcasm?

>>71172576
*gurgles water*

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I'm gonna answer yes in 2 weeks buds

>>71172556
It was just a prank bro

>>71172595

thats not the only thing you gargle

>>71172293
They came up with some help women become business owners thing.

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>Ya'll

AYE

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>You's

>>71172589
We ain't anglo friend

>>71172600
He ain't gay

>>71172611
Gargle hot sauce every morning

Going to the gas station buds, what type of coke do y'all want

>>71172589
spics own shitposting.

try lat.

>>71172638
coke thanks

AYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

WE SAY THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY ROUND HERE, KAPICHE?

>>71172638
pepsi

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>>71172603
The only people joking that sex is meaningless are non virgins.

>>71172640
Fuck off little zero before I tell your friends your hanging out here

>>71172638
I'll have your finest soda.

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>>71172616
Muh women in the workplace.. Of course they did. We have bigger concerns between our two countries. Trudeau is a fucking meme.

>>71172638

no, I want a pepsi

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>>71172661
We don't like commies around here

the word bud(s) is only to be used by people who refer to fizzy soft drinks as pop

>>71172674
>>71172661
>>71172653
>>71172638
What's the prize for being the most autistic person here?

>>71172677
The pipeline is getting finished so at least there's that.

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>>71172670
Just b yourself and it will happen.

We need less women in the workplace and more in my bedroom, or maybe we'll just make that the workplace

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>spics own shitposting

>try lat

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>fizzy soft drinks

>>71172672
I've comed from lat here, at least you guys want to talk about something rather than spamming.

also that general is basically dead now.

this is my new home.

>>71172694
I don't know what did they give you?

>>71172704
It's fewer you double nigger

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>>71172694
you tell me

God tier:Soda

Human tier: Pop

Thrall tier: Coke

>people who say 'pop'
>human

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>>71172710
o no are we really doing this again

ELDER GOD TIER
>zesty beverage
>pop
OKAY TIER
>fizzy drink
>soft drink
JUST TIER
>soda
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TIER
>coke

>>71172709
that general is ground zero.
don't go there.

This is why women being sluts is bad and men being studs isn't as big of a deal.

>Vagina is a tunnel analogy

>Penis is a train analogy

>Tunnel has more surface area since it wraps around the train. It's also filled with juices and shit

>More surface area = more space for disgusting gross stuff to happen

>Train can be easily kept clean on the outside, tunnel is just too big

>>71172719
27 years , virgin. A life isolated from society, dedicated to the production of """"OC"""" and ""minigames for the internet"", consumed by hatred for a nation whose only means of interaction is the internet , oblivious to reality and devoid of significant human contact, leading it to a point where moral values are twisted enough to make something like pedophilia acceptable and respectable under his eyes.
..... can a life like this be considered worthy of respect ??


meet Cristian Ceron aka """""""""""""""""""""""""""big zero""""""""""""""""""""""""""”""

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>>71172719
>this is my new home.

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>What type of coke do you want?
>I'd like a Coke thanks
>We serve Pepsi products here

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>>71172730
>God tier:Soda

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>zesty beverages

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god fucking damnit guys

How about we all settle on "Carbonated beverages"?

>>71172776
sht up fgt

>>71172757
why would you call a certain type of beverage by a brand name

Do you get paid by the Coca-Cola company?

Only tier: effervescent, sweetened and flavored water

New

>>71170462
>>71170462
>>71170462

>>71172748
kek

chicano hijueputa.

>>71172754
going to sleep.
tomorrow I'll try to get more phones from girls.

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>tripfag complaining

AYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

GIMME SOME OF DAT EAST RIVER WATER

MMMMM, DATS GOOD IRON

>>71172757
If Mug root beer didn't exist I literally wouldn't buy food at restaurants with pepsi drinks

>>71172719
you have to apply for a refugee visa. /cum/ citizens will vote if they let you in or not.

>>71172837
I jumped the wall.

;)