america btfo edition
/yellowfever/
the stars and stripes will fly over Ottawa's capitol building before the year is over
mark my words
>>71165603
>/cm/
delete this
>>71165678
why
>>71165690
that's the joke
btfo
Recycle this thread later
>>71165643
>>71165643
Also
>a country annexing another country that has literally 1/10th the population
Epoch
>>71165678
>this is what the perfidious american actually believes
>>71165603
Justin Trudeau has always been based.
>>71165603
the handshake that saved the free world desu
What will you tell your kids when they ask you, "Where were you when Trudeau the Great was coronated as First Emperor of America in Washington D.C, know known as Trudeauia?"
EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN
I ONLY GOT MUGGED 3 TIMES ON THE WAY TO WORK TODAY
>>71165711
rightful clay
>>71165678
>the stars and stripes will fly over Ottawa's capitol building before the year is over
Wrong, because Ottawa's capitol building will be a pile of rubble
>>71165794
Fucking his wife in front of him
>>71165794
I'll say "I didn't vote for that cunt, fuck him."
>>71165802
because parliament hill will be relocated to washington dc, after the american capitol is burnt down (again)
1812 will commence again
>mfw I realize that Justin Trudeau is actually behind 9/11
>he did it because he wanted the Americans to invade the Middle East, which in turn would cause instability and lead to the rise of insurgencies
>this lead to the refugee crisis, and he decides to prioritize women
>he did all of this because he has a fetish for Middle Eastern girls
Justin is a mastermind
Hiya all.
Any high quality post(s) I missed today?
>>71165860
>1812 will commence again
So you mean we're going to burn down Ottawa again? And then the Brits will take their armies from Europe and attempt to invade from the south, burn down the capitol building, and then have their invasion repelled? I'm in. Hopefully the Brits burn down the entire city this time as well as the surrounding area so Virginia and be red again.
imagine how hard trudeau is fucking melania's ass right now
bet trump has a tiny little boner too
I'm a cuckold
>>71165945
Justin isn't attracted to white women, you fucking faggot. He only likes brown girls. His wife is a cuckquean and fingers herself while she watches Justin fuck refugee girls.
>>71165879
> these are the evil refugees we are banning from this country
really makes me think..
alright
Im thinking either a subaru
or a honda civic
>>71166004
justin isn't a racist, he gives all hot women the pleasure they desire
>>71166038
Get the Saburu if you like having throbbing cocks inside of your anus
>>71165879
500d backgammon
>>71165885
>>71165418
curls before girls
>>71166078
whats gay about wanting good gas mileage/trunk space
>>71166155
So you're saying you want to store more things inside of your 'trunk,' eh? Maybe these "Placer is gay" memes are true after all.
>>71166148
wtf I love math now
>>71166218
delet this
>>71165603
>/cm/
Cheeky.
>>71165563
No.
brown.
>>71165603
delet this
some nigger got my mobile carrier rangebanned for posting blacked porn
Our PM is so fucking sexy my god
>>71166344
You in Texas?
Sorry bro, but I just can't help it.
>>71166273
more like annoying when you search the catalogue for the general
>>71166425
jesus christ who made this game
>>71165678
>trump is afraid of stairs
>Trudeau is throughly immune to them
Keep going burger.
post your city's mayor
>>71166218
Placer's not gay you take that back!
weedman is the cringiest world leader till today
>>71166620
(((((Steinberg)))))
Im 102% heterosexual
>>71166642
*sexiest*
I wonder what Trump's going to do next time he sees Justin
I'm guessing he wants revenge
>>71166684
Really?
I have $6, don't get paid until tomorrow. How do I get drunk tonight?
>>71166735
that definitely was not me
>>71166722
Maybe he will try to fall on him.
>>71166425
what game is this?
>>71166738
isopropyl
>>71166722
cower in fear of the MIGHTY LEAF
>>71166759
Trump was already leaning in though
Watch the video bud
Just grabbed his shoulder to stop from being pulled in
>>71166759
He's like a male model have mercy
>>71166759
Two men completely unqualified to do their respective jobs elected for bullshit reasons. What a time to be alive.
>>71166791
Why so salty? The Trump family loves him.>>71165747
>>71166868
desu Trump at least has business experience, while Justin really has no relevant experience for the position. All he has is "my Dad was a rich politician"
>>71166711
>*blocks your path*
>>71165603
Now I want to see them shake hands.
To see how hard that orange weirdo YANK'D that prettybois hand.
>>71166964
justin aka "sex symbol" won the handshake against drumpft
>>71166964
>>71166964
>he doesn't know
Trudeau destroyed him on the handshake. He shut down his autism pull before he had a chance.
>>71166924
>I taught drama, you know?
>Trump will never shake his hand
>>71167044
HEEMd
>>71166759
LOL MANLET
>>71167052
how's the corruption scandals going over there bro
JUST
So Canada and the US invented some shit to get women in business even though there's literally nothing preventing them from doing so.
>tfw spending valentines with my gf (male) tomorrow
>>71167044
Forget Mayweather, way hasnt McGregor called out Justin yet?
>>71167116
The best part is, that unlike your wall, we literally got you to pay for it!
>>71167074
it's nothing
these arrests are just for show, basically people who lost their support and are being taken as scapegoats
>>71167163
We pay for a ton of your shit so you can prop up your shitty socialist medicine.
>>71167167
Gonna Go To Bed Now :-D
Wake Up Tomorrow At 6 And Take A Shower :-D
Good Night :-D
Too Bad I Won't Make It To New England This Year...
>>71167151
>>71167167
Makes sense desu.
>>71167209
You're goddamn right you do. And we will continue to.
how does it feel to be cucked by the powerful leaf?
Justin may have stopped Trump's handshake, but he's not gonna stop me from engaging in sexual intercourse with a Canadian girl
>>71167296
would annex Alaska and those Vermont qt's. don't want the rest.
>>71167298
nice
there's a Canadian girl at my university, but she's ethnically Indian
>>71167296
both so goddamn good looking
anyone like bloodborne
>>71167406
s' pretty gud
wouldnt buy a PS4 just for it though
I wouldn't mind having Justin become Emperor of North America if he married an American woman 2bh buds for a couple of reasons
1. America would still dominate the politics because there are over 300 million Americans and only 30 million Canadians
2. We're economically and militarily more powerful than Canada, which would again mean that America would be dominant partner in a union
3. He might have DC razed, which would be great
It'd be like the Lithuanian duke becoming king of Poland. He may have been Lithuanian but Poland was the dominant partner.
>>71167388
This girl is French Canadian, so it's even better because Justin's also a frog
>>71167296
smug cunt
How do I avoid to screw this?
Business idea
This of course includes the massacre of all Haitians as revenge, though
>>71167456
>America would still dominate the politics
This is why a North American Union would be bad for Canada, we'd gain nothing and lose everything.
>>71167572
>This of course includes the massacre of all Haitians
I don't see a problem
>>71167456
I want to breed a 6'0ft + tall flat-chested french-canadian
>>71167572
>cuba
no
>>71167575
It would also mean Americans could cross our border. That border keeps out so many shitty people. It wold also destroy our health care system.
It's over. Americans cant post in this thread anymore, they cant recover
>>71167572
>Quebec gets Labrador
Worst meme tbqh
>>71167643
/bouchard/
*posts in this thread*
>>71167671
From what, that Dustin guy coming here and bending the knee?
what do, lads?
>>71167707
she's literally made for strong southern-european seed
>>71167655
>All those illegals coming for the "free" healthcare
>>71167754
tell them to speak English.
>>71167712
*sharts*
>>71167754
transplate pls, amigo
>>71165603
It looks like he's grabbing Trump by the balls. And enjoying it.
Trudeau clearly has total control of the situation
>>71167754
I forget how disgusting spanish is
>>71167804
I ask her if she has free time tomorrow.
She tells me she does.
Ask her if she wants to meet me, she tolds me that after she eats and meet a female friend.
She agrees to see me.
She tells me she will write to me when she got the time.
I'm a KV bro and just met her last friday.
>>71167788
Yep. They'd just have to move here and apply for a care card in the province they wanted treatment and then move back home afterwards. It would literally bankrupt our system.
>60 mph winds
>cold as fuck
>everyone else is speedwalking
>everyone around me shivering and freezing while I can take a 10 minute walk with no issue
>at worsk, have a runny nose for two seconds
From now on, refer to me as Uber Connecticunt
Good morning, /cum/
>>71167937
Frick off
>connetidumb
>>71167883
sounds lie you're golden then
*braps gently*
>>71167937
mornin' Showa
>>71167889
Yeah, that's what happened to the UK when the R*manians got access to the EU. Bunch of gypsies sucking the NHS.
We've been compromised.
>>71167951
dai mudda
>>71168005
morning, burger
>be from California
>die of frostbite in 50 degree weather
>>71168048
how dare you accuse me of being from Socal
>>71168004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_79gsiKktSc
*sits in the corner and listens to your conversation*
>>71168048
*sharts*
>>71168066
Soon all of California will be Socal
*emigrates to the US of A*
>>71168111
over my dead body it will
>>71168089
*eats dog*
>>71168089
*sodomizes a dog*
>>71168135
hmm my trips say otherwise blood
>>71166763
Conan Exiles.
California is ok?
waiting for Post Canada
Northern Californians think they're different from southern Californian folk but in reality that they're saying is "hey, I'm a giant douche but take a look at that mountain."
>>71168203
s'fine
we evacuated people
>>71168203
unfortunatly
>>71165747
better version.
you can literally see the exact point Ivanka's pussy gets soaked
>>71168265
>I'm going to rob this cuck blind
>>71168203
they wanted water
they go it
>>71168228
t. Pablo Shaquille D'flavious Enrique Lamarcus Tyrell
>taking elective
>quizzes are all online, no special browser required, can do them anywhere you want
>midterm is also exactly the same
>got completely perfect just because i googled everything
Nice way to boost the gpa, but seriously. Why is this even allowed
>>71168279
The Bay Area automatically makes NorCal irredeemable. It's the epicenter of cuckdom.
>>71168287
>trumpfag """humor"""
>watch foreign movie
>subs go out of sync halfway through
REEEEEEEEEE
>>71168287
Well Ivanka is Jewish so I wouldn't put it past her.
>>71168335
I disagree. Silicon valley is driving the sjw's out of the city, and gentrification is driving the dindus inland
let's play chess
https://lichess.org/eYYI5hwj
>>71168236
>>71168240
>>71168308
are they can't escape from their city?
>>71168323
>Why is this even allowed
Profs are lazy and those kind of classes are a joke.
>>71168287
>rob
His sperm bank maybe.
>>71168279
Notice how the Californian flag shares many of the same colors as the Mexican flag
really, really interesting
>>71168385
You ever notice how israels flag has a Star of David in it? That's a Jewish symbol and proof Israel is a Zionist nation.
>>71168385
notice how the grapes are crushed under the powerful teeth of the bear
truly fascinating
>>71168384
>>71168385
really makes u think
>captcha asks for the stopsign
>there is no stop sign in the picture
>the right answer is to not click anything
wew, computers are so advanced these days
why do people associate jews with leftism? there's jews in pretty much everything except nazism
Who /peessittingdownhere/?
Pic related.
Rate this, buds
I can't think of a name for the province with Iceland and Greenland
>>71168517
The Jews have their claws in everything.
We all know the JQ. Now we just need to know the JA.
>>71168530
God he's so hot it drives me bonkers
>>71168549
not actually green-land
>>71168463
Sometimes I wish I had a tiger
I'd dress it up in battle armor and ride it around like He-Man
>>71168549
>less commiefornia
10/10
If your state flag doesn't have blue it's a shit state 2bh B)
>>71168638
BOBBITY BOOPITY MY BROTHER
New York City should be its own state.
>>71168614
>>less commiefornia
?????
>these "people" colonized Brasil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzm6RQrptvE
EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN
OUR FOOTBALL TEAMS FROM JERSEY
PHIL SIMMS? NEVER HEARD OF IM
>>71168682
The Jews in Albany are corrupt and holding us hostage
>>71168638
yay im not shit
>>71168683
n-nevermind
>>71168689
hey, is there a dish down there where the chicken comes out green? My dining hall served some green chicken breast and said it was "Brazilian style"
How long do you think Trudeau was practicing his handshake?
how does /cum/ feel about small hands?
>>71168749
>a fucking glop of toothpaste with a seal on it
lmao
>>71168736
NYC has more Jews than literally anywhere else in the world except Israel....
>>71168775
Doesn't ever politician have to shake hundreds of hands every day, especially when they're campaigning? I'm sure he's got it down.
what is most your favourite gun?
my favourite gun is Colt M1911.
thats a best handgun over the world.
>>71168765
I did actually make California smaller from what I had originally so Desert wouldn't be landlocked.
Don't know if I posted that one.
>>71168776
Look pretty average to me. Look giant next to Dustin's.
>>71168818
bang bang john wayne cowboy
Feel bad for Trump now desu. Trudeau was being a smug asshole.
>>71168823
yes
>>71168810
I'm talking about his handshake with Trump. He obviously had a plan. You can see him actually grab on Trump's shoulder and that his arm wasn't relaxed because he was using it to avoid being pulled in.
>>71168765
never heard of it
Some kind of "Eco-Modernism/traditionalism" will replace the highly Urbanized consumeristic, hedonistic postmodernism. It is Neurotic and abusive, careless, confused.
To be putting the essential end of money on the table (UBI, electronic money etc) will mean that the potential to misdirect and waste (Pro-fatty, pro-cosmetic surgery as human right, "they" do the jobs others "won't" because you are all pigs America) of resources will be high. Some form of discipline is needed. People need to stop "advocating" like a Californian Hipster trying to score points and actually engage.
- Location focused (possibly with environmental aspects)
- Sublimation (including more meaningful relationships)
- The education system to focus on objective success and skills not emotional daycare.
- Services over planned obsolescence for producers like apple.
Ccontrolled depopulation (giving the option and presenting the benefits) is a positive step too.
>>71168871
dang
well, it tasted good, 9/10
>>71168927
Did a 12-year old make this lol
>>71168927
Also I originally had California border all of the land around the Gulf of California, but I made it smaller before I posted the first map.
>>71168954
he's like 9
next target?
>>71168810
>implying Jews in nyc and Albany aren't the reason we are not out own state yet
>>71168927
>New Leon
>All of the other Mexican states in pseudo-Spanish
rate my gf
>>71168927
>New Holland
I fail to see the logic behind this
>>71169006
probably us
>tfw didn't get the five dark sigils before going to the catacombs and now can't get married in DS3
I wish they'd overhaul their npc questlines
I want to keep exploring but don't want to accidentally fuck over the story
>>71169015
I was going to name it Nuevo Leon but that's too long to fix on the map without it looking like shit
This is how Justin shows people his hand.
>>71169054
rightful dutch clay
>>71169056
>cuckbertans can't deal with the orange clown being humiliated today
Fifth columinsts is a proper term for you guys.
>>71169064
>New Scandinavia
Delet this we're no cucks
>>71169056
wow suicide?
>>71169102
Ontario is Fifth Column. Alberta isn't competent enough to undermine anything.
Classes that give homework that aren't "read this shit" annoy me, buds
my gf
>>71169190
They undermine their shitty economy every five to ten years.
*Violently playing banjo punk*
>>71169234
I called him first.
>it's another "let's shit on alberta" episode
rude
>>71169270
They're jealous of Alberta's superiority desu
someone mod oblivion for me pls, this shit is confusing
>>71169270
It's just autists trying to imitate the American regional bantz.
>>71169268
where's the screenshot, faggot?
he's my honeypie
I continue getting matches on Tinder buds
Talked to a couple of the more qt ones and they weren't bots
Guess my lack of gf is because I'm socially retarded
>>71169294
correct
>>71169338
Train in a lesbian monastery for ten years.
revelstoke > crowsnest pass/waterton > golden > jasper > canmore > cranbrook > banff > trail
refute this (you can't)
>>71169338
Lick her vagina and stimulate her clit, desu.
>>71169314
How is it confusing?
>>71169338
you hold her hand while the bull pumps her with cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwX1UbVUnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1oB2EDu5XA
What are you listening to atm?
>>71169338
prep the bull as best you can
>>71169368
first people tell me to use nexus MM, but one of the mods isnt compatible with nexus
so I have to install everything manually with OMM
but I dont know where to put some of the files because they have to be installed differently, or after Ive already run the game
and even when I supposedly get the mods installed, faces dont show up
*heems*
>>71169418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESy-Z8vqMrE
>The EU has formed a military
Wew
>>71169419
this
there's nothing sexier than sucking the bull's cock before he fills your wife's pussy
Not a fan of this "Brazilian" cuck posting.
What the fuck Wisconsin, why didn't you tell us you had good food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUpelESAXo
>>71169567
hahah stay mad, blue collar suburban retards will never understand
cucking is the thinking man's fetish
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>71169006
>Taking the nuclear football casually around his resort
thought my queen was my king the entire game of chess
boy was my face red
>Canadian intelligence
I want to live in a castle
>>71169772
a corn castle, so you can be closer to your corn god Cornholio?
british and irish teens keep adding me on snapchat
>tfw I have extra flags but will never set up a regional flag for myself
>>71169652
>Californian engineering
>>71169270
>Produced by Vancouver and Toronto
Why am I never surprised
>>71169790
His name is Cornelius and yes
Paha Sapa, are you a homo? Is that why you're flirting with Plasser?
i believe that my visits to the midwest and the utter lack of trees there had a severe effect on me and it is one reason why i do not trust people from grasslands or deserts
anyone who lives so far form forests is no to be trusted
>>71169891
I'm bisexual and Placer is Gaycer
>>71169891
He's (((bi))) lmao
>American engineering
>>71170018
I'll engineer my foot up your ass, leaf.
well now nothing even shows up when I start the game
fucking Todd
>>71170037
hello
>Donald Trump doesn't know how to tie a tie
Really makes me think
>>71170062
fuck off Todd, you cheeseburger garling manlet
>>71170062
*sharts*
Alright Flaggots, tell me
Who's the best poster from each state
>>71170102
All me
sup, faggots
https://lichess.org/ltkiCTfu
@71170102
Michigan
Me
>>71170102
I'm the best poster from my state t-bh
>>71169520
Ah yes, another thing for us to pay for.
>>71170035
Yeah you Americans seem to have experience with cracks
>>71170102
Probably the other Conway bud
>>71170102
I'm undoubtably the best poster from my state
Traps are gay
>>71170178
um no?
>>71170178
wahey, I think weve got a new best CT poster
>>71170178
wrong
>>71170178
>be Woodstock
>have wood
>not gay
the concept of a spook is a spook
>>71170148
Not so fast faggot >>71170178
>>71170178
definitely
>>71170178
if you get a bull to fuck your trap gf's asshole while you hold her hand it's objectively not gay
>>71170213
>>71170242
s-shut up
If I didn't have to go do a lab I'd heem all three of you
The post pertaining the statement that the concept of a spook is a spook is a spook
>words
spooks
If you have sex with any human with a penis, regardless of declared gender, you are committing a homosexual act.
hmmmmm
>>71170308
There is no such thing as sexuality, only fetishism.
Hmmmm
>>71170308
what if you are a qt girl?
>>71170348
HEAVILY edited pic
>/cum/ devolves into a Trap thread
>>71170361
Still gay. All sex with a penis is gay.
>one of the girls I want to fugg in my calculus class
>she seems shy
>reply very few to me
>thaugh she was shy and introvert
>today
>be me
>she ask about the number of a girl I'm talking to
>say: I will give you the number if you promise I can see you this week
>she says: then no.
>mfw
>>71170361
There are no girls on the internet, his statement still stands.
>>71170382
Reminder that rat traps are inhumane and you should just use cage traps
how can girls be real if Ive never had a gf?
checkmate, spooks
>>71170444
I could be your gf
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
>>71170414
>on the internet
>therefore cannot be a girl
Sorry, this reasoning is bulletproof.
>300
>301
Janman hasn't been doing his volunteer duty lately.
this one still has a few bumps left in it
>>71171847
fag
Really makes you think...
>>71170102
well im the only poster from my state here, so