/asean/

>>71161598
these videos make me cringe so fucking hard

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k8

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happy valentines asean

>>71167254
>tfw I need to pass by Dangwa today on the way to uni
Crap. Better leave early.

>>71167254
Delet

Why do you have to remind me

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>>71167254
>tfw I'll be eating with my single male friends in a Chinese restaurant, if my crush doesn't want to eat out with me
I will not be without a woman this year!

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who /tfwnogf/ here?!
also happy valentines bros hahaha...

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>>71167579
You get that for not introducing your cute female friends to me

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>>71167828
SHUDDAP!!

>tfw alone

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>>71168237
>>71167828
You don't have to feel sad about Valentines day, if you think all the women you've met so far isn't deserving of you.

RIP Fags!

http://www.atimes.com/article/philippines-new-source-grass-roots-isis/?platform=hootsuite

>>71169117
Meh
As if we havent been dealing with Isis tier groups all this time
Even the commies are more like them

any neets online?

>>71171323
wow imagine Russia have won the war of 1905

>>71167828
Wtf m8? What's wrong with you. Stop putting pantat on the pedestal. The key to getting a gf is to play in your difficulty level. If you're plain Joe, get a plain Jane. Bbbbut but but Hollywood says I need a 9/10 slut to be happy. No you don't. A slut will cuck you down the road and you're too beta to even kill yourself.

Made some chocs.

>>71172188
I just had sex with one of you people=)

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Guess who is the head of DILG

>>71173607
Kek
Aquinofags btfo

All can yellowcucks do is whine and cry

>>71173813
>>71173607
shouldn't you guys be at work or in school or something?

>>71172971
Video proof

>my wife's daughter gave me chocolate to me

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Who here is spending valentines day with their waifu?
PIC related

>>71172494
BBC
BIG
R
U
N
E
I

CHOC

>>71174136
Whom did you fucked
your wife
or your wife's daughter

>>71173975
I only work 2 hours in the morning

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>tfw birthday on V-Day
>tfw outgrown NEEThood

It's seriously great.

sok bule

>>71173607
Sueno?

>>71173813
kek are the Dutertards and Marcotards this guilt?

its like something is automatically sinister and fucked up

>>71174853
maybe she means the DSWD the produtdut blogger who whines about leni

>>71173975
Valentines day is a public holiday in the Philippines.

>>71173975
i am on paid vacation.

>>71176138
no its not
we just have smartphones we can post into

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gf is mad at me because i forgot to bring her chocolate this morning
i guess no sex tonight

*coughs*

>>71173975
I'm on leave so I don't have to look at the loving couples entering our place of business

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>"you're home early"
>"My teacher's on leave,probably on a date with bf"
>"How about you?"
thanks mommy

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Meme true to life.
Kek

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>>71178497
kek

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>>71178497

>>71178497
The druglord allegations are not working out
They need a new spectacle

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To those nogf, just find a pokpok to fuck.

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>>71167254

I have never in my entire life been on a Valentine's date.

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it's fucking happening

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My gf has a go at me because she was away at work and that i couldn't buy her a rose and chocolate.
It's not my fault you work 6 months of the year off land bitch.

>>71171323
>To US 1898
Bullcrap. We surrendered in 1902.

>>71179185
Surrendered in 1902, but sold in 1898. Nobody cared about what we think, Miguel, were just property to them then.

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>tfw you cant shitpost and laugh on virgin cucks on /asean/ later because gf wants dinner at expensive restaurant and secks after

Dont do anything worth later
I hate missing out /Asean/ oc memes

>>71179211
Null and void since we kick out spics

>>71179211
>Nobody cared about what we think, Miguel
Fuck off, I'm not a cuck unlike you. It's 1902, and I'll burn any history book that says "Philippines colonized in 1898."

>>71179323
not a cuck but that's how it was.

>>71179359
Few rich cucks like you are one of the reasons why our country kissed American asses. You're an insult to General Luna.

>>71179248

Dump that bitch, the idea of going out during a workday V-Day is absolutely insane. If she loves you she'll understand and she'll wait until this weekend before you fuck her brains out.

>>71179409
>i'm a rich cuck because of stating facts
what did he mean by this? i don't like this any more than you do.

>>71179668
>i'm a rich cuck because of stating facts
I'm saying you're a rich cuck because you're ignorant of our history. Read our books, use the internet, research, dude. What's wrong with you? I'm the one stating the facts here.

>>71179683
Alhamdulillah

Ajib di sini
sedang sembunyi dalam kereta menunggu pasangan valentine di hadapan ev hotel seksyen 7 shah alam
apa apa roger

>>71179668
I don't like history but I remember my teacher in hs says we were colonized in 1902 tho

>>71179883
Remember when you storm the orgy party
NO MALAY
Hakka only and leave Ghee hin was here, Hai San sucks long live Yap Ah Loy.

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>have a gf
>still uncomfortable about buying flowers because you still look like some awkward beta loser about to finally confess to the girl he likes only to end up being rejected
>extremely paranoid that everyone who sees you with that bouquet just pities the fuck out of you

FUUUUCK

>>71179961
ajib donut carelah
ajib waitin for malay couple to enter hotel
ajib ada iphone 5s (masih ada hutang) untuk tangkap penjenayah
ajib masuk metro dapat duit jadi hero

>>71179683
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37f_1456251885
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=233_1473652798
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633582/Horrifying-footage-shows-Chinese-man-beating-wife-STUFFS-boot-car-despite-protests-onlookers.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3557278/Shocking-video-shows-moment-man-beats-cheating-wife-middle-Chinese-street-crying-young-daughter.html

>>71179966
That's some nice autism friend.

>>71179966
Just grow your own then or better yet something edible instead, what kind of girl would refuse organic country grown eggplants?

>>71179966
buy alot of condom and tape those condom to the flower
that will show you are giving it to your gf
thats what i did yesterday

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I DIED TODAY

Valentines day is the work of syaitan.

>>71180206
And then Percival surrendered like a French to a force that is 1/5 the commonwealth troops.

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>>71180166

>>71180359
ooga booga
whos dis

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>>71180384

>>71180384
If you meant the one of the right

https://twitter.com/Arfoire1/status/770978842332639232

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>>71174232
fuck me daddy

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so many people at my favorite park
I just wanted some quiet

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>>71180722
You're turning into the next Elliot Rodger at this rate, stop this nonsense.

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>>71180722
>>71180762
No, keep going anon. Remember Elliot had /asean/ heritage.

>>71180788
It's scary to think that I might have walked past his relatives without knowing it.

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>>71180802
Remember, what first drove Elliot mad was hearing his sister getting fucked in the next room.

>>71180920
Why does she look middle eastern?

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>>71180920
I remember that when I was listening to his audiobook
>mfw

I doubt tagalogs have a happy valentine today with pagpag and dutiti death squads

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>>71180665
be a good girl for me today and i'll give you exactly what you want

>>71181428
kek, what is this?

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>Valentine's Day
>still no gf
Life is suffering

>>71180920
Is the guy on the pic asian?

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>Griffith didn't get Guts for Valentines Day
>rapes Guts' gf instead in front of Guts while staring deep in his eyes
Just food for thought, for all of you singles out there

>>71181473
Mexican

I had sex with an dating app girl until 0200 today does that mean that i had a valentine date?

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sad valentines /asean/

>>71181547
did you creamp.. I mean give her a gift?

>>71181597
Sadly yes

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Slowly descending to madness.

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>>71181655
check 'em

>>71181625
>>71181597
Also she told me that she wasnt on the pill....
What did she mean by that?

>>71181787
congrats

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I doubt bisayans have a happy valentine today with batchoy pagpag and dutiti death squads pathetic

>>71181829
She said she would take care of it. She is a Thai girl living in Denmark so i'm prolly fucked

>>71181908
Why do you guys even care about valentine.. Im 29 and have never recieved a valentine gift or anything like that

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>tfw movie night with gf

>>71181936
bisayans like thier pagpag batchoy so much

its a valentines tradition

>>71179966
>be 2nd year college
>has a crush on 3 female blockmates
>bought 3 bouquets of flowers in Dangwa because it's near in UST
>give flowers to my 3 crushes
>they already have a ton of flowers from others but appreciate mine because bouquet
>just gave me thanks while I stand awkwardly giving them the flower
>walk home alone afterwards because broke for the rest of the month(thanks, Dangwa dirty tagalog jews)
>still no gf

>>71181557
pengen ngememe lagi sama kamu taufik :'(

>>71181989
why not simply pull one of them closer to you and kiss them?

>>71181936
becuse they're underaged cucks. and what I meant by underage is someone below the age of 25 beta manchildren who still thinks "love" is the foundation of life smd

>>71182021
UST might kick me off on the ground of sexual harassment and premarital kiss.

>>71181989
>walk home alone afterwards because broke for the rest of the month(thanks, Dangwa dirty tagalog jews)
>dangwa
>cheap shitty flowers

kek poorfag
no wonder that tagalog hate and the love for bisayan pagpag

>>71182059
Wtf really? I would do that to my crush on Valentine's day

>>71182066
Im still in college that time. And they jew out their prices during Valentines and end of October.

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>tfw live in suburbs of capitol
>tfw the traffic absolutely like hell
>tfw forced to use motorbike meme for daily routine
>tfw goverment don't give a fuck about mass transit
>tfw you know will repeat this shit until die

>>71182037
Remind of when i was a virgin and thinking having sex would change anything....

>>71181912
Congrats for having a hapa baby that would become mass shooter

>>71182275
T-thanks at least she is tall so my eliot wouldnt be a manlet.

Anyway I'm useless so bet my sperm doesnt work either

>>71182112
What are you talking about this is the best time to buy them cheap there
Its usually the leftovers now tho

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Habbening

God created Indonesia and Philippines for the sole purpose of blocking typhoon, earthquake and tsunami from Malaysia

>>71182449
Gibe relief goods now.

>>71182534
sent :-)

>>71182534
Done. $1 million dollars deposited to Philippines National Disaster Relief Chairman. I believe his name is Mr Sayyaf.

>>71182399
Since when are they not preparing for the big one
What they should focus on is what will happen next
After Yolanda theyre were many mall lootings


If it happens gov is already set to move to clark

rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVnWFKVsl_g

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>jones

>>71182449
I demand sexual compensation

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What does /ASEAN/ think about my planned asia trip?

>>71182864
you can't spell ASIA without a couple of letters from malAySIA

>>71182840
I can be your bf

>>71182864
>no MaPhilIndo stops
Shit trip

>>71182886
=DDDD I already been to malayia by train

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>>71182399
>KANTUTAN TONIGHT
>EARTHQUAKE
>ALL THOSE NORMALFAGS DIE CAUSE THEY DIDNT NOTICE

>>71182890
I only want malaysia <3

>>71182904
Where is that?

>>71182864
>not visiting malaysia truly asia

>>71182943
Malsysia-Philippines-Indonesia

>>71182943
MAlaysiaPHILlippinesINDOnesia

>>71182920
whatever helps you sleep better tonight virgincuck

>>71182963
>Indonesia
I want to see indonesia but i need a whole trip to cover that country i think
>Malaysia
I have already been there
>Phillippines
To dirty and criminal and I'm not an old pervert. Sorry

hehehe Feelypenis

>>71182930
Malaysia here

>>71183011
ASEAN should implement the planned common visa ASAP so that it will be easier to travel from one country to the next. For example, you can go to Myanmar and Brunei on a single visa (not that I think you need one, but still).

>>71183051
Malaysia and Thailand are lucky, someone got to go to those countries. Philippines, Singapore, and Indonesia will never have her visit, sadly.

Ajib here again
saw a couple (man in his 30's and woman in his early 20's) entering ev hotel seksyen 7 shah alam
i will serbu their room after 10 min
Ajib out

>>71183107
Are you going to stone them?

>>71182920
Siargao still getting aftershocks

>>71183156
i will knock on their door and if they didnt respond i will use the key provided by the hotel with my camera as a proof that this hotel is a love nest for haram activities and threaten them by reporting to local masjid.
once i open the door with key i will continue to record using my iphone5s (still has debt) and forced them to stay put while i call local police
inshallah ajib jihad will be rewarded with money and fame from local newspaper (metro)

>>71183071
>ASEAN should implement the planned common
I agree! are you rich enough to travel? Then we could hang out

>>71183256
That will serve them!
How do i get malay gf?

>>71183311
search malay fl at google
you can thank ajib later

>>71183256
Mashallah brother

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>>71181419
Nyahh~~ stop teasing meeee~
i c-cant wait till I get home from work OwO
cant wait to bounce all over your cock and make you fill me with cum

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJwnC2YhlA

>>71181993
ayo ngewewe aja :'(

>>71183466
I will fill your asshole with my cum now

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What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
When I was in the Philippines my cousins were throwing their shit everywhere on the ground.

Just wondering Indonesians: are you required to learn English in school? Because most of the posts here come from just three countries: PH, ID, and MY (in that order).

>>71183271
Well I could say I'm middle class at least.

>>71183484
What is this about?

I wonder what Alice is doing tonight. Is she studying like the a good STEM kolehiyala? Is she out on a date?

I just want her to be happy this year

Will we ever get new pics of weirdnose-chan?
~~~ ( '_' )~~~~

>>71183524
Is it true that she's a Marcos loyalist?
Also, how did you guys discover her anyway?

>>71183516
>Well I could say I'm middle class at least.
How much money is that in failpenis?

>>71183466
DELET DIS

>>71183545
In my case at least, I'm not sure how my family's total net worth is, but it should be around $200,000 or so.

>>71183543
nah. she seems liberal. she once wore an "I Love Davao" cap tho. hard to tell.

I can't really recall how she became a meme in /asean/, but it was around the time when /pinoy/ threads started getting auto-banned and flips migrated here.

>>71183513
that's from dogs

>>71183491
di mobil ada stiker one day one juz lagi ajakin aku ngewewe astaga taufik :'(

>>71183610
Kek So she's a Gabriela and bayan muna memember

>>71183705
pls dont make our meme gf's political

>>71183610
Poor Davao liking them now means you're a retard
They brought it to themselves tho with all the shill memes in the net

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUeyg6yKM1A

post your Valentine's Day song

>>71183814
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gyiBvJtJ5Z4

>>71183814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02XsD8chhXs

still the best gril ever no matter how mainstream she gets. WE LOVED HER FIRST

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independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-un-half-brother-killed-kim-jong-nam-malaysia-north-korea-leader-a7579246.html

>>71183898
If it's any consolation, her bf is an ugly af chink. He's a super smart and rich lawyer tho, so good luck with that.

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>>71183946

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>>71183946
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>>71183946
isnt he the kpop artist?

>>71183946
Is that the same brother who tried to go to Tokyo Disneyland and was caught using a fake passport?

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>tfw you missed out on high school romance including the chocolate trading with your gf on valentine's day moment

>>71184174
Yes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-nam

>>71184209
What a horrible way to die. But why did he go to Malaysia in the first place?

>>71184005
Just like my British movie!

>>71184194

in high school

>got cake/chocolate from a fat girl
>got a letter from girl from other school because he saw me performing in drama competition
>a group of girls shouted out happy birthday to me

still no gf tho

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>>71183466
ahh....it's so tight....
s-slow down i'm about to explode!!
*uncontrollably erupts inside you*

Bloody valentine is on.

>>71184290
Funny story, earlier this afternoon I was attending a seminar about pornography. Why there was one, I have no idea, but it was a hit with the audience.

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>>71184352

>>71184281
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEE

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>>71184227
To visit Sunway Pyramid

>>71184412
Stop that joke, it's gotten stale.

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>>71184429

>>71183051
be my gf for the night

>>71183814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e_qX4HXbnc
rate

Traffic like bloody valentine tonight

>>71184209
>>71183946
what a fat fucking pig

TOMORROW WE RIOT BOYS

4chan is bad desu *SBY*

>>71184617
muslim setting off bomb from phone at 1:15

>>71184281
Why didn't you notice me, senpai?

>>71184352
Yes
Tagalogs valentine days are bloody
death squads, eating pagpag, dumb city planning traffic, earthquake

>>71173607
It means the piece of trash has to withdraw his bullshit electoral protest lol

>>71184352
Bisayans like thier bloody pagpag batchoy so much

its a valentines tradition

>>71185027
It already is bloody in siargao they got btfo
Poor retarded bisayans

>>71184784
Now I will notice you. Be my Valentine's now

>>71184558
No filthy stupid bisayans with thier batchoy pagpag and gay dialect and small penis pls

>>71184227
Pretty sure North Korean get visa free to Malaysia and vice versa plus Koryo Air operates at KLIA.

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you're the love that I hate

>>71184047
Malaysia should ready itself for a barrage if missiles from Kim.

>watching a movie rite now
>her head is leaning on my shoulders
;-)

>>71185532
Fuck you iban pelacur

>>71185605
im not him, im patrick star

>>71185571
Be careful, her boyfriend might notice.

>>71185630
You are that pelacur iban. Celaka kau

>>71185571
Real story that happened to me:

>See one seat left for a movie on the cinema screen counter
>Walk to the counter
>"I would like to buy ticket for the movie XYZ"
>"Sorry sold out"
>"But it says one seat left"
>"Oh I thought you're here with your gf"

>>71185874
I don't get it.

>>71185891
The thought of going to cinema alone is alien to normies

>>71185874
rude desu

>>71185924
Oh I get it now, you should have asked for the manager.

>>71185963
wrong, he should have made a commotion and threatened to blow the place up because allah wills it.

>>71186009
You bangsamoro are so violent.

Daily Reminder that Singapoor was founded by a FUCKING WHITE MALE.

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>>71185963
I look at the bright side, at least she thought that I'm capable of getting a gf

>>71186195
>she
That changes everything, I think she was hitting on you.

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>>71183646
:^)

>>71184281
what anime is this?

>>71185571
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who kinda want to buy switch but has no money here?

>>71185924
imo this is completely normal especially when theres a movie where no one knows/likes but you do (i.e. video game based movies). but what i dont get is why some ppl would go to cinema watching 'The Conjuring' alone without friends

>>71186497
ItaliANO

>>71186589
>owning anything Nintendo besides Gameboy

What is bigo live and why is it full of thots?

>>71186641
>What is bigo live?
live streaming app from chinkawhore
>why is it full of thots?
because it has in app payment

>>71186627
om mintak uang om buat beli nintendo

>bf dumped me 2 days before valentine

What do?

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>>71182787
pls reply

the teacher is a bisaya singer living in malaysia
the two girls are sabahan

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A mooslim student gave this to me and a NHS gave me a card to get free condoms

>>71187363
Only in Dota 2
l luv u irl

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>>71187611
nice

>>71187611
bisayans are definetly retarded subhumans

>>71187164
Ask him for compensation since he left you 2 days before valentine.

>>71187681
me 3
>>71186641
camwhore
pay for camwhore, hence all camwhore go there

>>71186889
>>71187896
why dont they just go full-camwhores on chaurbate and sites like that?

>>71188113
because asian has more phone than comp and laptop

>>71178497
It was Sombero who allegedly tried to bribe former Bureau of Immigration commissioners Michael Robles and Al Argosino in exchange for the release of illegal Chinese workers caught at Lam's Fontana Leisure Parks and Casino in Pampanga.

>>71188113
many of us don't have credit card

>>71188113
>not asian oriented
>no android app
>not known to most people here
>the name doesn't have negative connotation
>not wanting to go full whore and instead "just did it for fun"

>>71188258
>not wanting to go full whore and instead "just did it for fun"
i feel like this is the main reason 2bh

what does "bigo" mean?

>>71188404
I don't know

>>71188404
Hello my italian friend. I demand your finest succulent olives and women

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>>71188404
bingo,they can't say it properly because of their accent

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/02/14/german-hostage-says-abu-sayyaf-threatening-to-behead-him.html

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>>71188574
im romanian, pic related my family

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>>71188655
bingoonthisdick?

>>71188710
>a gang of girl gypsy tried to rob my sister in lawwhile she was working with my brother at malaysian embassy
>she and her main btfo them with her purse and steel stud
never forget
never forgive

>>71188800
>she and her main btfo them with her purse and steel stud
probably amateurs, i can rob people just by looking them in the eyes

>>71188710
How did you end up at Italy?

>>71188710
Prepare to die you gypsy thief. You shall not fool the innocent any longer

>>71188890
maid*
shes really tall even for italian woman (6'3)

>>71188903
we've been here for generations i dont know how we did end up here

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>>71188800
is this my valentine's gift?
I'm sorry I didn't prepare anything for you

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>>71189001
>shes really tall even for italian woman (6'3)

>tfw 176 cm tall

Recently, Passport Index has ranked the Malaysian passport as among the fifth most powerful in the world, meaning that Malaysians are able to travel to up to 154 countries visa-free, same as Canada and Ireland.

Of the countries that show their goodwill to Malaysia, one certainly stands out: the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, otherwise known as North Korea.

Indeed, why should Malaysia (along with Singapore) have been afforded with so special a diplomatic position by Pyongyang is beyond me.

If anything, the bilateral trade volumes between the two countries hardly grow more than USD$800 million annually, while very few Malaysians have actually taken the opportunity to visit the Hermit Kingdom over the years. ( I am keen, but have been bogged down with mundane business as always!!!)

But the DPRK is the country that built the Muzium Padi in Kedah, and it was only a few years ago that HELP Institute in KL conferred an honorary doctorate on Kim Jong-un, to the chagrin of many in Malaysia.

It is also not a secret that Kim Jong-nam, perceived as a potential successor to the throne and a compulsive gambler, had been spending time between Macau, Singapore and Malaysia.

I recall one of the preparatory meetings for the six-party talk was actually held in 2003 at the Embassy of Japan in KL, where I was a researcher at the time. Although not personally involved, one reliable source told me the Mahathir administration had successfully negotiated for it to be the venue, because the then soon-to-retire PM was convinced Malaysia must continue to engage one of the nuclear powers in Asia.

Much has changed since, and I am not quite sure how the bilateral relations have evolved. But if it is true that Kim Jong-nam was indeed killed on Malaysian soil, it would simply tell us two things: either the relationship is too close for comfort, or our national security has been compromised.

In either case, Najib has a lot to answer for.

>>71189116
his killed by north korean agent
our national security are relaxed for north korean due to visa, and all of north korean who came to malaysia are under the gov which makes it easier to track down enemy of the state.
>najib has a lot to answer for
No
Mahathir is the one who has to answer first and foremost
then Najib

>>71189052
i accept any part of your body to please my titi

>>71189112
congrates, you are the same height as young malaysian.

>>71189276
>Kim Jong-nam
I wish i had TV now

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>>71183011
>To dirty and criminal and I'm not an old pervert. Sorry
>goes to Thailand which is twice as bad than the Philippines

>>71187611
>Bisayan teaching tagalog songs

ultimate c.u.c.k

>>71167254
hapi balentimes day 2 u 2 anon

In Finland, Valentine’s Day is called Ystävänpäivä, which means Friend’s Day and focuses on remembering friends.

However, in Mexico, February 14 is a day of national mourning.

In countries like Pakistan, Malaysia and Saudi Arabia celebrating the day can result in severe punishment and is seen by conservative Muslims as un-Islamic.

Japanese Valentine’s Day is about all about the men. Women give chocolates to them, and hope favour is returned later in the year.

In South Korea, February 14 is one of 12 ‘love’ days that fall on the 14th of each month. Women give men presents and they reciprocate on 'White Day' a month later. If the gift isn’t returned, singles celebrate White Day by eating jajangmyeon, a dish made from white noodles and black bean sauce.

In Brazil, Valentine's day isn’t celebrated in February because it usually falls on or around Brazil Carnival. Instead, Brazil celebrates ‘Dia dos Namorados’ on June 12. Brazil’s celebration honours Saint Anthony - the patron saint of matchmaking and marriages.

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>>71189276
do hugs please your titi?

>>71189883
where do you hug me at?

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>>71189927
on the bed so I can sleep on something warm

>kim jong un's brother was assassinated in malaysia

get ready to get nuked malayxia

>>71190180
U bodoh la. Adik dia yang pembunuh.

>>71190180
Kim Jong Un hated his brother and the brother is a threat to the current regime. If anything we're giving them intelligence leading to the killing of Kim Jong Nam.

>>71190159
my titi is always warm

>>71190217
>>71190269
t. malaysian terrorist

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>wake up and realize you're not girl

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How do you deal with obnoxious workmate?

>>71189276
>congrates, you are the same height as young malaysian.
i tought you were shorter. compared to other italian millenials im short , they are all like 179-180cm

>>71190487
donut worry
you come to ajib and ajib will cut your penis with ajib parang
you girl now
you AJIB girl now

>>71190534
most young malaysian are taller than 5'6-5'7 thanks to modern diet
only mid age and old malaysian are 5'5 and lower

>>71190534
Millennial Indon is about 170-175 cm desu
I'm barely reach that average (170 cm) ;_;

>>71190424
One phone call and we could have your kampung nuked.

>>71190487
You can always swordfight with me

>>71190314
but is it big enough?

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>>71190593
quick rundown on him

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Is the cowslut here?

GAS THE BIKES
WE RACE WAR TOMORROW

>>71191525
You are dead. Prepare your anus

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>>71191446
rightful heir of the sultanate of gowa

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>>71191611

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>>71191638
I've got rights, y'know.

You can't just rape me like that.

>>71191682
Not anymore.

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>>71191611

>>71191740
M O O
O
O

>message overseas friend(girl) happy valentine's
>didn't reply
>no read ticket

wat do

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>>71191774
You must pay for your rudeness

>He was killed by 2 women who attacked him with poison needles, a South Korean news channel reported without identifying its source.
Malaysia truly Asia has Ninjas.

>>71192096
Are you the source?

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>>71191740
Pls don't.

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>>71192123
First the Chinks, now the Best Koreans.

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Why is red and white strip(s) necessary in nusantara region?

>>71192221
Too late.

>be a girl in Iran
>mother prostitusized you
>get pregnant at 9
>mentally disabled at 18
>got death sentence for debauchery
>sentence reduced to public beating

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>>71192268
Noooo!

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>>71192420
Now you will learn your lesson

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I really like this emblem.

Don't forget to vote for continuing Chinese superiority tomorrow lads ;")

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Does anyone here know and Vietnam people?

I am curious about Vietnam and the ways of the Vietnamese people

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>>71167254
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

Weebs must get gassed *SBY*

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>>71192522
Please don't hurt me.