/brit/

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cara

run out of food and run out of money haha x

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L

Adele is such proper lass la

http://ew.com/music/2017/02/13/grammys-2017-things-you-didnt-see/

anime

>>71159702
who are these good lads

>>71159708
good post x

>>71159652
while Britain was focusing on becoming a "service economy" and giving money to London bankers, Japan was modernising their education and industrial sectors

>>71159760
its from a film

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>>71159754
extremely GOOD post

lads, favourite boxer currently?

favourite boxer all time?

>>71159774
and not dumping huge amounts of money into the military which isn't even used

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Just wrote this card for the oneitis
Should I send it?

>>71159754
>>71159784
>pedophiles

>>71159749
fucking cringing at that fat mess

and beyonce is fucking awful

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redpill me on conservatism being the new counter culture

>>71159800
nice nails x

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>>71159754
post anime

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oh dear lads
oh deary dear me

Sending a mate of mine to the Aston Social club tomorrow evening with a camera

>>71159800
Nice nails

>>71159800
definitely not a bloke's handwriting

Chloe's looking for her 5 minutes of fame

>>71159800
why do girls get those tacky long nails?

>>71159800
used to have a oneitis called chloe

think rudy giuliani was a mistake

Hmmmmm, lovely fake cheese

>>71159744
>28 degrees
bit warm

>>71159803
fuck off yank

>>71159800
looks like a very feminine handwriting

>>71159852
I get the ones with digital cheese

so if according to the "intellectual" from last thread all oven pizzas have fake cheese in them how come when i just clicked on a bunch of pizzas on the tesco website none of them had 'cheese analogue' or anything similar as an ingredient, all of them had either 'cheese', 'cheddar cheese' or 'mozzarella cheese' as the main ingredient after base

riddle me this rasheed

>>71159798
Britian benifits a lot from the military though, and could benifit even more if it was used more efficiently.

Japan has a fairly hefty military but they also lose a lot of their own sovereignty to the US

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Give me a quick rundown on this guy

doing a listen to Mayday Parade lads

Reposting from last thread because 2fast

I've recently got into tea and I was wondering, how common is loose leaf brewing as opposed to tea bags over there?

>>71159812
in 10 years we'll have hipsters trying to out-racist each other

>>71159821
>>71159837
thanks guys
>>71159840
>>71159844
>>71159876
did you just assume my gender?

>>71159884
>buying the cheese dlc
FOB

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>>71159869
kys pedophile

>>71159744
>worried about muh firearms

typical american retard, also why would he sperg out and hit her lmao just be glad you got out safe

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>>71159826

>>71159884
m0zzare11a?

*tips*

>>71159808
https://youtu.be/0cMTHVG9vTo

how can you not love her
s.mh

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genuinely got me thinking

>>71159906
VERY uncommon

>>71159906
>loose leaf brewing
hahaha

nobody does that here because they're all fucking lazy plebs who use cheap shitty and disgusting teabags, which they then mix with lots of milk and 3 tea spoons of sugar

no wonder everyone over 35 has terrible teeth they're all fucking idiots!

>>71159899
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

having a meat free monday

>>71159965
water evaporates immediately when it gets close to lava

>Desert Storm sound system organised teknivals in France and Spain and brought raves to war-torn Sarajevo, Bosnia, in 1996. At one party the front-line was 10 kilometres away and they were asked to turn off their lights in case they attracted enemy fire

wew

>>71159990
having some meat analogue

>>71159965
minecraft quantities

>>71159952
Because that was cringey af

"All muh b-black friends"

>>71159978
state of you, sad cunt

Give me one good reason as to why I have to work

>>71159990
fuck off murderer

>>71159978
Makes me wonder how the horrible normal tea is even that popular, when East Asia has good tea. Think it was a lower grade quality and because it was basically hot water it made you feel better and just the better teas never caught on.

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*pulls up on you will the 44 in the 4-door*

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>>71160032
can't

lads what can i do to make money while in uni
additional stipulations:
I have to be able to do it without leaving my room

>>71160032
to make shekels for the jews and taxe money for mummy may

>>71160083
sell your arsehole to benders?

>>71160083
wank on cam for nonces

>>71160032
so you can have nice things

>>71159978
hat
>>71159906
not very common. I think some dead fancy tea rooms do it

>>71160083
I'll buy your arsehole

>>71160029
>sad cunt

d'aww did I hurt your fee-fees?
grow a pair you absolute balloon

>>71160083
r/beermoney

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/brit/ meetup at the Aston Social Disco after Barnsley vs Villa

>>71159760
President Camacho

>>71160032
You were born into a globalised system where you will be unable to survive if you don't work. No one is saying it's enjoyable but you'll die if you don't.

slapped a dog earlier

>>71160128
I do have a nice bum tbf
>>71160121
im of legal age lad. Don't think i'll be doing that though as I'd lose dignity

Redpill me on this SOTC poster.

>>71160130
>did I hurt your fee-fees?

no, you are just obviously pathetic

I don't care in the slightest about fags like you

>>71160148
fuck off dave

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don't have a gf currently

>>71160148
>villa

>>71160148
I'll be there

>>71160167
ill slap my cock in your nans face runt

>>71159906
ironically its more popular here because of Asian influence and hipsters
I rarely saw loose leaf teas in the UK

usually here I'll buy a bunch of different leaves then mix them myself with various spices and herbs for more flavour

>>71160167
t. rasheed

>>71160148
Ah yes... the clash of the titans...

bit grim at home this evening lads. don't recommend living with the person you're divorcing desu

>>71160138
safe one lad, i'll look through these

>>71160177
haha you're so mad right now

laughing at the state of you

Would quite like to have sexual relations with the receptionist at work lads, but I get the feeling that everyone in the office feels that way and she's probably likely to go for one of the lads who earns >£50k :S

totally straight but i've started watching twink porn when wanking

>>71160217
>being married in the first place

what was the cold war like grandad

>>71160243
autism

>>71160173

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/hayden

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/hayd

>>71160206
lol stay mad

>>71160272
virus do not click

>>71160083
nothing easily.

make a good phone app that people will pay for, sell web-design services, answer hundreds of surveys

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*bites*

dinner i made is absolutely peng ting lads

>>71160032
It's your duty and right to work.

>>71160266
some people on /brit/ have mortgages and careers and wives lad. just cos you're a twatty little schoolboy doesn't mean everyone is

>>71160324
dont feed the animals mate

>>71160301
lol stay paki

Don't like this 'totally straight' gimmick.

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why are our car parks so space inefficient

>>71160324
will never understand how he munches through all the gristle and rubbery bits and produces a clean bone when he's done

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going out tonight lads

>>71160348
>being this triggered

bet you were the same cunt moaning about cheese for half an hour hahaha

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>not going down to the villa every other week

>>71160384
cars are space inefficient

ought to build over the car parks

>>71160358
I'm white

>>71160384
that's obviously not the same area of land
Tesco one looks easier to navigate

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>I'm white

>>71160405
nah i like cheese

>>71160482
haha, great banter deano!

>>71160430
>They lost to the worst forest team this decade

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>>71160487

>>71160148
where you sitting tomorrow? i'll be in L7 with a firm

if your waist isn't in the 32-34 range you're either a twink or a fat cunt

>>71160384
that tesco can't fit 900 people in at once, so they prioritise traffic flow. look at a uk costco car park and you'll probably see its closer to the walmart layout

mum put cheese on my pasta when she knows it gives me a headache. what a bitch.

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>>71160430
>16th in the Championship
>below Brentford, Birmingham and Barnsley

the absolute STATE of the seaside shanty of Aston Villa

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>been up for seven hours
>have to go to bed in two hours

>>71160559
>tfw my hip bones are protruding

don't want
(no 'caine)
don't need it
(no crack)
don't want it
(no pills)
don't need it
(no smack

>>71160578
bet it was a cheese analogue you fucking moron

>>71160597

ha kitter loves his keT

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going to print this out on a banner and take it to the aston social tomorrow night

Cheese

>>71160384
Is it true there are no trees in America

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going to print this out on a banner and take it to the aston social tomorrow night

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#saveladculture

>>71159749
adele is boring af

>>71160659
doing a chuckle at this who is this desperate bint

>>71160695
i remember in 2010 when it was actually those cringey 'wahey top lad' commandments and that was all

then it got bought by someone else and turned into what it is today

after selling it the original guy created 'uni lad'

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>>71160523

used to sit there, moved this season to R3 lower north

>>71160601
>>71160518

laugh why you can peasants xx

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>>71160728
the ex gf

>>71160771
More! I demand more!

don't think my 3rd eye would ever re-open if i were to even glance at something as trivial as the grammy awards

>>71160659
>>71160771


not a fan of this fraud, report!

Ireland unfree will never be at peace.

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>>71160801

>>71160759
thanks for Idrissa Gueye x

>>71160771
ahahaha I remember this

its his internet gf lmoa

fucking yank birds

female ejaculation is a myth

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xx

anyone here bought a house?

I put a bid on a place but not sure exactly what happens next or how to proceed (assuming the seller takes the offer ofc). and all the legal shit is really daunting as I've never dealt with solicitors before, and anytime I talk to the broker at the bank he just waffles on with the usual jargon you'd expect

>>71160866
bullshit I make my gf squirt all the time

>>71160690
that's a very different meaning of the world multiculturalism as is used within the confines of western countries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OixwFNugZ4I

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had to do a wake up early today (before noon) because I had a doctors appt

feel like utter death
will NOT be doing this again

>>71160884
elaborate

what time do you lads normally go to bed if you have work at 9 the next day?

>>71160876
What if they're racist against Arabs?

Checkmate, libshits

>>71160876
>destroy

dislike how the normies use this word a lot

>>71160876
fantastic post

lads I'm not going crazy am I? isn't the limit between posts on /r9k/ 60 seconds?

yet sometimes I can post in less than that

>>71160879
my mum is a real estate agent so I ask her to deal with all this stuff

>>71160822
I love this. What happened to her in the end
Seems like the kind of bird who'd fake a suicide attempt for your attention

>>71160923
arabs aren't a race

>>71158135
Will do. I'm giving Erdinger and Urquell a go tonight. Some dutchlads recommended them to me

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>>71160912
11:00-11:30pm

>>71160879
gotta trust the solicitor, hard to second guess them and they are usually fairly good at explaining stuff. if you dont understand stuff the lender tells you, write down what you dont understand and email them the questions, you should get more precise replies.

>>71160974
>replying to a 1+ hour old post
kys

>>71160949
its 30s on int for us pass users

>>71160912

midnight

>>71160912
4am 2bh

>>71160912
midnight

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>arabs aren't a race

what's the appeal of counterstrike?

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Christ everything at Tim Hortons is so vile now

idk why people still go there
even this tea I bought tastes bad compared to the same type I get at McDonalds

>>71160912
9pm

hair is receding much quicker than i'd like.

to try nofap, wish me luck lads.

>>71160912
when i'm tired and bored enough

reminder trannys should be gassed

>>71161055
take zinc instead

>>71161055
no fap doesn't work

you're british, accept your baldness

>>71161079
don't be mad that you're not cute

>>71161032
same as cod

Does anyone have the PUA copy paste?

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real hayden poster here

she messaged me and i discussed how i would always see her differently now

she tried to project onto me but got blown out

also proof i cucked her


>>71160965

>>71161079
about what?

moving to Brentford 2bh

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Ah yes, vegans

>>71161079
nah

trannies should be bummed

>stop drinking milk/eating cereal
>acne disappears

think machine has gone into overdrive

reminder cute trannys should insert their penis into my bum

>>71161041
just put enough cream and sugar in you can't tell la

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>>71161055
>wanking must be what's making my hair fall out

>>71161133
What about tea? Should I stop drinking that?

>>71161124
good post

>>71160748
fuck i remember my mate printing those commandments off and reading them in class. I've never had a longer period of polite laughter. Grim.

me and the housemate are partners for an equity report and the fuck is too busy with his elliot rodger looking gf to come and help me with it

fuck sakes, this is why the rest of us always talk shit about him when he's not around

>>71161130
really want to break this wimp

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I support an independent Cascadia

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>>71161116

keeps messaging me like this too

>>71161209
Hes a hard cunt m8
See his ink

>>71160997
hopefully that lad will be keeping an eye on /brit/ see my reply and we can continue the conversation

i want a good beer conversation going. what are your favourite beers lads?

bout to have a wank

anyone got any good material?

>>71161139
disgusting
only subhumans drown their tea/coffee in cream and sugar

>>71161116
good lord. Just stop messaging her mate

>>71161253
gay scat

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>>71161253

>>71161253
sock material is pretty good desu

>>71161269
bit too niche for me 2bh

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>start watching PUA infield videos because its funny to laugh at the weird manlets pulling birds
>move on to videos about meditation, self-love and self-improvement
>start to feel better about myself, begin meditating and asserting myself more at work
>have since negotiated a £7,500 pay rise and promotion

these lads might be on to something you know lads

>>71161116
>>71161240
dont care

>>71161253
Sheena Shaw

>>71161278
wtf
fucking box head

>>71161326
excellent

>>71161310
fuck off richcunt

>>71161253
i use coooking coconut oil from morrisons, it smells much nicer than that tacky durex lube which costs double

>>71161326
good post

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>>71161253

>>71161240
jesus christ

this is like "ples respond" levels of JUST, but for a woman

just came to the conclusion that I'm more street than skeppy just without the social life

>>71161085
took zinc for 6 months and a routine blood test showed i had signs of liver failure. Stopped taking zinc and the damage went away.

>>71161253
blacked

Prison looks a right laugh, lads.

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>>71161310
there's nothing wrong with self-improvement or masculinity
just the PUA types are retarded con artists who go about it the wrong way.

everyone ITT should check out this book

nearly killed someone by accident at the gym lads
I was OHPing 80kg and nearly fell backwards, which would've dropped the barbell right on the head/neck of this lad on a bench. Feel quite guilty.

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REALLY makes you think

>>71161461
this didn't happen

>>71161331
i'll leave then ;-;

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>>71161461

how was haitiANO?

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might message her again

want to keep her in a loose orbit

>>71161452
I don't see the appeal of being masculine

>>71161452
Was reading this a couple of hours ago

Fellow white women, we should take notes from Adele. A Black woman did better work, racism robbed her of recognition, call it out.

>>71161452
fuck off

>>71161490
ah yes i go on /brit/ and lie about near misses

Film/music awards don't mean anything anymore

its just a diversity goldstein shitfest

>>71161532
>beyonce
>better

Kek. Adele is shite, but Beyonce is a fucking abomination.

>>71161452
most of them are a bit autistic but RSDMax is who I've been watching, good lad

>>71161580
Dumb antisemite.

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>>71161512
you're a man and you can't deny it
though being a man doesn't mean you should overcompensate and act like some ultra-stoic hardass stone man.
you need a bit of that "feminine" softness to attain balance.


the book talks about that how the four male archetypes are often out of balance in many people

>>71161611
im jewish :^)

>>71161606
not exactly self-help, and I know some of his stuff is a bit wank tier, but I really like Alan Watts 1950s series on Eastern faith and philosophy
before he started pandering to hippies.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu1rATTEb5fnPf0it0egqAzD4FXXg1s6T

>>71161580
people have been saying that for years

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How does this make you feel?

>>71161631
OFF MY BRIT REEEEE

>>71161631
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-hating_Jew

>>71161660
eh he seems to slow and weird for me Tbh

thanks anyway

>>71161680
smol

>>71161680
We live in a society where makeupbabby tramps with attitude like this are appeased because of chad.

oh hayden.. *sighs*

>>71161680
Filled with manlet rage

>>71161680
>foodie
>dog lover
>professional napper

hmm I don't think I'm missing out on anything here, ah well

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>>71161730

>>71161694
its more historical and anthropological so it is a bit slower.

>>71161680
>tfw 6,06955"

phew

>>71161680
dog lovers are such awful people

proof that cats are better

>>71161680
not sure what a fuck boy is

>>71161778
It's funny because deep down she fucking craves fuck boys so long as they're male models.

Looks and sounds like a skank.

>>71161680

*swipes right*

HAHA I'm not even 5'11" BITCH

does anyone else have a harder time getting into fiction compared to non-fiction?

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>>71161815
>It's funny because deep down she fucking craves fuck boys so long as they're male models.

well... don't we all ;)

>>71161778
fuck boy is a man who tries to get with girls just for sex

(ie: all men)

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I live in the Flat Spracklen House building in Duke Place Marlow on the 2nd floor. My name is Timothy James Byrne. I'm 47 years old. I believe in recording myself singing a balanced choice of artists and a rigorous video routine. In the morning, if my face is a little sweaty, I'll put moosey on bear death row while recording my morning youtube video. I have over twelve thousand now. After I record the video I upload it to my youtube channel. On Facebook I share a direct youtube link to my video, then upload a selfie, and on Twitter a media attachment of me and my guitar. Then I spy on the dentist which I do for 10 minutes while I prepare my afternoon video. I always wear a white shirt with a little bit of sweat stains, because sweat hydrates your face and makes you look shinier. Then I check the DPD truck, then a camera test followed by an oily moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Timothy Byrne. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

London is the greatest city in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMHmDnfD6I

thread theme

woke up at 5am lads and went for a nice long walk then come home to make a big breakfast

feeling good

>>71161854

Sounds like the 'tism

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

>>71161886
>on the 2nd floor
ah yes the retarded canadian using dumb americanisms

tim's old flat was on the first floor

>>71161854
no

>>71161892
'eed

>>71161886
its bio oil

>>71161892
poor mans leiden tbf

>>71161116
kek

>>71161909
maybe
I just find I can fly through non-fiction but will slog through fiction sometimes
I guess because I know its ultimately fantasy

>>71161854
The opposite.

'g 'o 'e 'p, 'u 's 't 'g?

>>71161867
not necessarily. a fuck boy is basically any cringe male, especially betamales who try to be alpha but use sunbeds, do their hair several times a day etc (Basically any lad from Essex is a fuck boy)

>>71161680
Literally ugly

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>tfw you'll never fight for death and glory

>>71161990
oh is that what a fuckboy is?

why don't they just say "metrosexual twat" instead? much clearer

>>71161976
'd ('y 'd)

a fuckboy is a yank term so FOY to everyone talking about it

Words which objectively have no meaning, not even super-obscure top sekret slang roadspeak, just which literally mean nothing and have no tangible meaning AT ALL:

>fuckboy

>>71161976
'f

>>71161958

Maybe just try get into realism, like Tolstoy or some shit
Then get into magical realism, like Murakami :)

>>71162012
>>71162012
because people who use the term fuckboy are metrosexual twats

it seems most people are these days, so many men have obsessed with vanity

got the scented candles going to mask the stench of decay

>>71161990
This
A fuck boy is an overly primped metro sexual """ladies man"""

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a new spicie meatball from /sp/

CORRECTION

it is pronounced

"Fuccboi"

>>71162080
Ah yes, Amerifat /sp/.

blackbear @iamblackbear Feb 12

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

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The chicken connoisseur redirected the cheeky nandos gang to bossmans chicken shop

just put the milk in before the teabag

*virgin walks into thread*

>>71162074
it's spelt fuccboi

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BIG GUYS
FOR US

just got three wheelups lads

>>71162215
Fuck off goof

>>71162267

Looks like quite a tight little handshake

x265 videos dont play well on my raspberry pi 2, have to download x264 encoded ones, which are like 3 times the size.

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>>71162178
Imagine, that, you're some literally who immigrant opening chicken shop No.5678 in London one day and you're loaded the next

>>71162182

don't talk to me or my /brit/ ever again

>>71162278
I'll fucking deck you youth

>>71161557
typical attention-seeker.

>>71162267
hahaha trudeau was obviously warned about trump's handshake

show me a bigger runt that trainee recruiters on LinkedIn

fuck off you little twats, no I don't want to work in Grimsby for Deano & Sons on £21k a year

>>71162211

sir as a non british poster entering /brit/ I'm gonna need to see your pu55y pass to ensure you are not a future school shooter/nonce

>>71162178
Look at that bird she can't wait for it the absolute slapper.

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>>71162357
Trump looks caught of guard
he's got the virgin posture

>>71162068
Reminder that James Bond fits the definition of a metrosexual.

>>71162360
>show me a bigger runt that trainee recruiters on LinkedIn
the people in shitty regional club photos wearing Top Man suit jackets and buying bottles of Belvedere

>>71162430
Craig, Lazenby and Brosnan, yeah
Connery, Dalton and Moore, nah

>>71162421
look at trudeaus chin

he looks like the irish heem machine

>>71162421
truethough sticking his chin out like that irish mong

>>71162430
lad I'd smash the fuck out of james bond

i like trudeau
he seems like a very mature and sensible politician

in other news, i need to replace my cunting curtains, as they let about 6,000 gigawatts of the sun's radiant glow in

p.s. has anyone seen my dog? think i left him in the bog

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>>71162421
Trudeau is always the top with American presidents

lads the skin on one side of my thumb is extremely painful to touch, feels like a knife is being pushed past it everytime I pass my finger over it

what is this

Off to bed to do some reading. Goodnight.

>>71162458
dunno about that lad, craig bond is pretty rugged compared to most

>>71162485
curtain idea: white on the outside
black on the inside

I have that and can sleep whenever

>>71162296
hope the janny cracks down on you

>>71162267

interesting mammalian dominance displays

>>71162523
Ebola

>>71162534
you idea: die painfully

>>71162442
the two aren't mutually exclusive