Tiny hands edition
Grapist is going to spend tomorrow alone lmao
>>71157490
shit canadian thread post nicoinstead
>>71157490
STOP CALLING ME GAY
those hands are definitely proportionate to his body, I don't see what the fuss is desu
>>71157549
>implying anyone wants to touch trump after his handshake debacle
Melania has eyes for others too
>>71157563
The size is normal, but the colour seems off
Water is wet
>>71157586
He shakes hands like an alpha desu
>>71157586
That's Ivanka dumb dumb
>>71157603
>g-global warming is a Chinese hoax!!
>>71157586
oh god, Tradeau is going to CANUK'D her
>>71157603
yee
>>71157570
in fact, a straight man viewing penis is very straight, according to that video
>>71157586
This looks like a BLACKED screenshot, the lighting, the focus... Wow
Windsor is my gf
>>71157625
>when he tried to pull that shit with Mattis
Top laff
>>71157629
>he thinks catastrophic global memeing is real
>its not gay if its a dude in a dress
classic conneticut
It's only gay if balls touch.
gonna be watching the press conference with trump and weed man desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIC7iScR0
>>71157668
I thought I was your gf ;_;
>>71157668
I'm a man
>>71157682
I'll edit the fuck out of you m8
There are no biological differences between the sexes.
>>71157603
hol up
are you telling me water grows like a tree?
Wish I could have kids buds
>>71157760
one has a penis, the other doesnt
>>71157717
No, you're my Italian American gf
Happy v Day. Who's your v?
>>71157785
>Pajeet in charge of knowing what day it is
>>71157779
wrong
you're my chicano friend
>>71157785
IT'S NOT VALENTINES DAY YET YOU STUPID RAJ FUCK OFF
>>71157785
You
Wish I was a cute girl
EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN
>>71157797
It's like a guy wrote the first couple sentences and then a really sexually frustrated girl took over afterward.
>>71157846
EYYY TONY
YOU TOOK CARE OF THAT "PROBLEM" WE SPOKE ABOUT?
EYO, TONY, WATCH IT! I'M WALKIN HEEER
>>71157776
Bigot
EYY JUST LIKE MOMMAS RAGU BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY
>>71157776
I have penis (female)
>>71157868
Red faced anime girl image
THE NUHV OF SOME PEOPLE
I WAS WALKING TRU MIDTOWN TODAY, AND I WAS ONLY SPIT ON BY 3 PEOPLE. ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE JUST WEREN'T RAISED RIGHT, YKNOW
I want a Latin bf
Alright /cum/
STOP
NOT TODAY
FUCK OFF
I HAVE NO GF
>>71158137
If Im not mistaken, at least 3 of those plants are dead
>>71158189
EYY FORGET ABOOOOUT IT
>>71157603
>clear line where the river floods every year and trees can't grow there
>>71158224
Styx was too busy playing minecraft and eating MREs to water them.
>>71158137
Alright YouTube
*stirs tea*
The legacy media is lying to you again. This is all part of the paradigm shift. As I said before, Trump is just a mild reformer. He is not a tinhorn dictator. It's actually quite funny. I'll be making a minecraft video later tonight. Mmmm.
That's about all, peace out.
>>71158189
FUHGEDABOUDIT
>>71158267
High water mark doesn't necessarily mean the water has been that high for several years
t. Californian who frequents lakes for fishing
>>71158267
>where the river floods every year
>>71158267
>nerd shit
Shut up nerd
>>71158319
Pretty accurate
>>71158267
oh now it's retarded
>jerk off
>play a few games of overwatch
>go to campus and study so I dont procrastinate all day
>lift
>come home and fall asleep alone
gfs are scum
>>71158481
That's what the globalist want you to think. You should find a woman and sire many strong conservative children.
>Trump ranting about women
This must be the deal he hammered out to hammer Justin's wife.
>>71158506
>tfw I'll never sire children
>>71158546
trump has a supermodel wife why would he want to bang ms trudeau
https://youtu.be/g7BIC7iScR0
>tfw I'll never be a space explorer who settles down on a distant planet and starts a family
>>71158586
Christ he sounds like a faggot
my truck got pozzed by the snowstorm
>>71158577
melania is fugly desu
>born too early to go to space
>born too early for robo waifus
>FB killed the VR waifu age
>>71158627
He really does.
>>71158650
Queer
>>71158714
i am no queer my friend
>Ivanka removed her wedding ring in the conference
LEAFED
haha tradeau is speaking french. canadians are cucks
>>71158797
>you have two white cultures in your country
>c-cucks
Canada your leader is long winded, virtue signaling, cuck. I still love you buds.
>>71158854
You didn't need the second comma
Sorry, not sorry :)
At least one British teenager adds me on Snapchat every month because of my name
Canada/America best buddies CONFIRMED
>>71158892
Nah, I want a pause. Long winded. Virtue signaling. Cuck.
>>71157490
Did Trump do his dominance handshake?
>>71158907
>can you answer in English and French
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reminder to gas leafs with common sense
What are we watching?
*gasses the brits*
HEY HEY HEY
HAS ANYONE SEEN FAT FINGAH JOEY?
COUSIN VINNY TOLD ME HE WAS HEAH
>>71158840
>two white cultures
>france
>giving up anglophone culture so easily
you guys really are cucks
>>71158994
Trump just conquered Canada. Justin is surrendering unconditionally.
>lets zyklon B into the thread to kill you inferior beings
>>71159012
Taigs*
>>71158994
world baseball classic
>Justin "uhhh" Trudeau
>>71159047
If America conquers your country, you win
>>71159045
what are you even saying? canada is a dual nation, french people are 1/3 of the country
This is a goddam embarrassment. This child is babbling in French. Next he will be babbling in Arabic.
What did they mean by this?
I like how the press is trying to corner Trump and he just rambles about national security.
>>71159196
>>71159196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo
Did Trudy bend the knee, yet?
>>71159196
>lets get you prepped, Don
>>71159196
they then had lots and lots of sex
>>71159244
He cowers in the presence of superior men.
Why the fuck are they asking questions in French
>the canadian economy is very dependant on the US
thats right, leafs
>>71159320
Because Canada is filled with cheese eating surrender monkeys.
>>71159320
The important questions go to Trudeau
Now I'm good and mad. How the hell does a 25 year old get to run a country?!
>>71159357
Glad the Don is using his hot daughter to manipulate Justin.
>>71159357
delete this now
>>71159388
>participating in public events
gee, he's sooooo baaaaaad
>>71159196
leafs are rightful descendants of the habsburgs
FACT: North America is the most powerful continent in the WORLD
Does anyone have the flagbearer pic of Canada, the US, and Mexico?
>>71159461
So you're heavily inbred?
>>71159357
Where is Sophie in all this?
>>71159357
LEAF'D
>>71159484
yes
at least in nfld and southern alberta we are
>>71159483
here you go
>>71159388
canada actually seems like a better place to live in to be honest
>>71159388
reminder: this will never happen again because BLM fucked over Pride Toronto
Even the faggots hate BLM.
>>71159357
Donnie the cuck
>>71159484
That would be your red blooded republican gun toting redneck havens, Cletus.
>>71159524
We have no negroes.
>>71159524
That's because 90% of the land is empty.
Go to their Hong and Sandlander cities and report back.
>>71159655
hockey reveals our true form
i've seen the most polite people get in fistfights and heated arguments over hockey
>>71159733
I miss Steve "The Stoic" Harper already.
:'(
I like how these days you can search for a video on YouTube on your phone and just shrow it up on a smart TV.
The future, buds.
>>71159655
>24 years
REALLY makes me think
*throws you to the ground and starts kicking you*
If you throw me to the ground and kick me, I win.
>yanksharts
>>71160023
Redditor
>britbongs
>>71160023
A man shouldn't hit a woman. He lost his cool and deserves his punishment.
Has the alt-right finally met its match?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRgkC8Rpy3E
>>71160090
Shut the fuck up Leaf proxy
>>71160157
This isn't funny and it never will be.
EYO
>>71160157
hahaha sam hyde <3<3<3<3
get the FUCK outta here
>>71160047
yank
AYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
ME N PAULIE BET ON A BUM FIGHT ON THE SUBWAY THIS MORNING
>>71160227
EYY YOUR MOMMA NEVER TAUGHT YOU NOT TO HIT A WOMAN?
EYO im from brooklyn ya eva had a 12inch long pepperoni sausage shoved up ya ass? its amazing
>>71160264
hahaha germany <3<3<3<3
get he FUCK outta here
>>71160289
EYYYY IM SQUATTIN HEEH
>>71160240
That's the point
please just shut up
please
call escort today instead of tomorrow y/n
>>71160392
si
tomorrow would just seem desperate and sad
>>71160392
Today bud start off the week on the right foot
I've always wanted to hire an escort
>>71159118
>1/3
They're barely 1/4 m80
>>71160429
haha
yah
how pathetic
>>71160284
My momma taught me to sleep with yours
>>71160429
that actually makes me want to do it even more
>>71160441
good way of viewing things
escorts are o k. just watch out for stds
>it's a Midwestern hipster transplant pretending to be a real New Yorker episode
>>71160302
ummm no?!
imma kick yer fukken head in with my hiking boots
>>71160595
imma kick yer fukken head in with my kicking boots
>>71160622
could literally heem you in 2 sec
>>71160653
unfortunately for you I could do you in in 1 second
WOOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAR
>>71147010
>european musci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBA-38mzabs
>murican """""""""""""mursinc""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_kR7u6mM4
>>71160700
High quality post.
>>71160700
Where do I find Yen gf?
>>71160700
LOL
HAHAHHAHSHSHSHAAHHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PICTURE I JUST SAW HOLY SHIT LMAO
>>71160853
real WOKE Hours
SAVAGES BTFO! JUDGE DENIES HAULT OF PIPELINE!
I need pink British pussy right now
>>71160971
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>hault
What kind of a faggot has extra flags?
>>71160971
nicked this from /brit/
>something is constantly creaking in my room
>too lazy to get up and investigate
hmm
>>71161065
>no emma
shit list
Whos the girl with the tracheotomy?
>>71161096
maybe it's a girl trying to confess her love 4u but she's too shy to approach directly
>>71160730
thank
>>71160740
idk
>>71160741
yes
>>71161170
nah lad its something in the fireplace
Who /proudlyracist/ here?
>>71161268
she's hiding there
>>71161412
probably jewish, they seem to be attracted to flames
>tfw no qtpi jewess gf
>do nothing for a few days
>get every single appointment, interview time, laboratory time, etc in a single day
wtf
>>71161600
going to class
later NERDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNK4uxg9hLo
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5991494843.html
BUDS
>please play again
Any Leafbros know this feel?
>>71161780
>mustang
Do need a tampon for your vagina too?
>>71161476
kek
>>71161632
l8er
>>71161829
literally nothing wrong with mustangs
>>71161818
no because timmies are for faggies
>>71160090
I'm not gonna pull punches for some random bitch
It's different if its someone I care about though
>>71161869
What the fuck did you just say you fucking normie? TH is god tier fast food
>>71161851
litterally chick cars
>>71161895
>grills
>driving mustangs
pick one. They buy cars to be cute
>>71161889
it is not my friend
there are better coffee options, and I don't really enjoy the food.
Great for cheap ice caps and grabbing some random donuts though.
You can thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cFXblkagQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xxAP_ZD4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ngIVqyGUo
>>71161065
Yeah and as soon as any of them open their mouths you suddenly feel like punching them
>>71161851
I suppose if you enjoy announcing your lack of testicles
>>71159196
>>71161925
I've seen tons of girls driving mustangs
Its a bitch car
>>71161818
that and them not having any smile cookies because people buy 6 of them at a time and I never get any
>>71162024
mitchy fuckin marner boys
Can we all agree that Melania Trump is fucking ugly
>>71161780
>mustang
lol
women need a smack if they lose control of their emotions and are endangering other people
god women are repulsive
>>71162128
yes
blonde + rich =/= hot
my body is so fucked. Why do I have to constantly sweat and ruin all my white clothing and socks and shoes. Not even fucking fat wtf and its cold out
>>71162253
do you sweat colored sweat?
use a washing machine fat fuck
Honestly could smack you all around and you'd be powerless to stop me.
>>71162425
turned on now, tell me more
>>71162466
It would not involve feet.
>>71162253
I know that feel
I'm not fat, and while I'm not in great shape I still do some cardio and keep myself relatively healthy, and yet I'm constantly sweating like a pig as soon as the indoor temperature goes above 20°C.
I can't even take the bus or the train during winter because I start boiling alive in there.
if it was a 64 mustang youd be all over it, asshats
>american education
>>71162547
Honestly I would because unlike the nerds here I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
>mfw i triggered a /pol/fag
the best part is that i know for a fact that he still thinks i was serious
>>71162631
We should disband that stupid department and let the states run their shit.
Re:71162664
Attention whoring for (You)s is Reddit tier.
>>71157590
He likely fell for the tanning meme at some point in his old age and it fucked up his skin. Some tanning/ spray tan looks really awful under lights apparently.
>>71162725
Reddit doesn't have (You)s tho?
>>71162751
Upvoted, subscribed and shared. Keep up the quality posts.
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5984017622.html
>>71162843
>he fell for the trap and (You)'d me unconditionally
>>71162024
People buy 6 of them? Why?
They aren't even very well made. I think they're for charity?
>>71162900
Have another.
>>71162885
what's funny about this?
>>71162900
>>71162942
Sharing the love.
>>71162992
What a bud.
https://stockton.craigslist.org/w4m/6000074113.html
dont you wish you lived in california
need a movie to watch while eating pizza buds
https://richmond.craigslist.org/m4w/5986694226.html
ah yes, Virginia
wish anime was real, buds
>>71162885
I've been looking around for a month or two for a car and I found one particular scammer that always does his ads exactly the same.
>stock picture with blurred license plate
>email always nameXXname@gmail
>bullshit army story in the response email
After the first time I started getting tired of seeing him so I started sending him the suicide hotline phone number and gore pics.
>>71163023
Goddamnit Stockton
Being a subhuman leaf must be horrible.
Need to stick my anglo cock in a yank women tbqh la
>>71163078
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The old one none of the Michael bay bullshit.
@71163142
Couldn't imagine being such a lonely loser that I attempt to troll Canadians on 4chan.
>>71163082
thats just good christian charity
Who /sodamasterrace/ here?
Blowing off class tomorrow buds
>>71163349
You won't be missed.
might drop out of college and become a great author and then kill myself
>>71163325
I don't partake in the carbonated Jew
>>71163368
Your mum misses me every night I'm not with her, bub
>>71163404
Yeah, my mum does enjoy pegging twinks.
>>71163435
The only twink getting pegged here is you, now bend over
still leaning toward a forester/outback
>>71163524
Come and try. I know karate.
Only got 80% on my midterm, looks like I have some studying to do
>>71163349
why?
>>71163602
>>71163539
>>71163394
>>71163142
Thanks for the diaryposts, faggots
>>71163681
subscribe to my patreon for more!
might start a patreon so people can support my posts in /cum/
It must be quite troubling to know my kung fu is much stronger than yours.
>>71163745
I literally just said that
dont ever copy my posts again
i have the best posts here and you people need to start paying
>>71163766
i said that earlier
stop copying me
>>71163792
Yeah, I'll start paying for your posts when Mexico starts paying for your wall... LOL
>>71163841
Hahaha. I bet you rely on the crane you amateur.
https://twitter.com/awhki/status/831182752057786368
>America
http://imgur.com/gallery/MVlT3
need to fuck some anime
https://goldcountry.craigslist.org/cto/5960777306.html
>decide to enter college to study SE to make gamus like tohos
>first week
>get around 20 phones from girls
>actually seven replied, but 4 seem to be ok to talk to me
>calculus I
>my major is literally filled with memes from /g/ /v/ /r9k/
>still trying to land a qt girl to date me
>compared to most engineer guys I'm socially normal I think
good, I need to get some girl fuck.
also, fuck calculus I, I'm scared.
>tfw I'm scared about calculus I
this is my actvity in youtube
>>71164030
Pickings are so slim in gold country. Check the auto dealers one had a pretty low mileage subaru I almost bought.
>>71163967
iktfb
Honestly Mexico is the bottom bitch in this relationship.
>>71164040
Honestly calculus doesn't seem too bad so far, but I've only done limits.
>>71164353
enjoy your reihmann sums
Lol made a cup of coffee in the Keurig and didn't add more water.
>>71157586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk
lit senpai
lol
>>71164040
Calc I is easy. You'll do fine if you study.
>>71164772
I just want some qt girl.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56bae54a09b8f
Pretty good Canadian classic
I'm gonna go take a shit. This Colombian seems on the level. He can be in charge.
Why are asian girls so cute
>>71164989
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>71165033
Do you feel in charge?
EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
DEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTING, SO I BECAME A MOBSTER
>>71164938
Girls are impermanent, calculus is a lifetime skill.
>>71165020
Excellent cosmetic surgery
>>71165088
I'm a KV.
I just want some girls.
Americanized Asian girls are cute without surgery while East Asians living in Asia are usually butt ugly.
Why is this?
EYO LETS GO GRAB A SLICE OF PIE
I'm about to make a meme than gonna school you fools
>>71165187
The hormones in milk allow them to grow regular sized breasts.
>>71165187
mixing
>/cum/ tells me subarus are for soccer moms
>/o/ sticky lists a legacy in its van section
>>71164387
>mfw I just googled it
EYY LOOK AT ME IM MEMEING ERE
>>71165147
DELETE
>>71165187
people aren't as ugly in asia as 4chan wants you to believe
>>71165309
t. never seen a gook/chink exchange student
>>71164938
just fuck a donkey
>>71165326
i have more than enough experience with koreans
*Scratch Record
"Yep that's me"
"You're probably wondering how I got here"
>>71165366
watching JAV's doesnt count as experience
>>71165353
I don't live near the costa.
>>71165177
Listen you coke junkie, no wet pussy will EVER feel as good as the feeling you get when you solve your first double integral.
>>71165384
jav is from japan
youre just wrong about asians
Japan is a very degenerate country.
>>71165419
watching korean porn doesnt make you an expert either
>>71165187
Because you're looking at the 15% who are attractive. It's the same 15% in Asia. I grew up in Chinknada and there are fugly ones and qt's.
>>71165465
Porn is illegal in Corea.
>>71165465
porn is illegal in korea dumbass
>>71165385
Are you black?
N I G G E R Food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtVi9ZrvAA
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
>>71157490
i hope none of you live in Sacramento
>>71165907
Oroville is literally 70 miles form Sacramento