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Tiny hands edition
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Grapist is going to spend tomorrow alone lmao
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>>71157490
shit canadian thread post nicoinstead
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>>71157490
STOP CALLING ME GAY
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those hands are definitely proportionate to his body, I don't see what the fuss is desu
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>>71157549
>implying anyone wants to touch trump after his handshake debacle
Melania has eyes for others too
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>>71157563
The size is normal, but the colour seems off
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Water is wet
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>>71157586
He shakes hands like an alpha desu
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>>71157586
That's Ivanka dumb dumb
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>>71157603
>g-global warming is a Chinese hoax!!
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>>71157586
oh god, Tradeau is going to CANUK'D her
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>>71157603

yee
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>>71157570
in fact, a straight man viewing penis is very straight, according to that video
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>>71157586
This looks like a BLACKED screenshot, the lighting, the focus... Wow
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Windsor is my gf
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>>71157625
>when he tried to pull that shit with Mattis
Top laff

>>71157629
>he thinks catastrophic global memeing is real
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>its not gay if its a dude in a dress

classic conneticut
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It's only gay if balls touch.
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gonna be watching the press conference with trump and weed man desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIC7iScR0
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>>71157668
I thought I was your gf ;_;
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>>71157668
I'm a man
>>71157682
I'll edit the fuck out of you m8
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There are no biological differences between the sexes.
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>>71157603
hol up

are you telling me water grows like a tree?
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Wish I could have kids buds
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>>71157760

one has a penis, the other doesnt
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>>71157717
No, you're my Italian American gf
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Happy v Day. Who's your v?
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>>71157785
>Pajeet in charge of knowing what day it is
>>71157779
wrong
you're my chicano friend
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>>71157785
IT'S NOT VALENTINES DAY YET YOU STUPID RAJ FUCK OFF
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>>71157785
You
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Wish I was a cute girl
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EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN
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>>71157797
It's like a guy wrote the first couple sentences and then a really sexually frustrated girl took over afterward.
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>>71157846
EYYY TONY
YOU TOOK CARE OF THAT "PROBLEM" WE SPOKE ABOUT?
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EYO, TONY, WATCH IT! I'M WALKIN HEEER
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>>71157776
Bigot
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EYY JUST LIKE MOMMAS RAGU BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY
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>>71157776
I have penis (female)
>>71157868
Red faced anime girl image
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THE NUHV OF SOME PEOPLE

I WAS WALKING TRU MIDTOWN TODAY, AND I WAS ONLY SPIT ON BY 3 PEOPLE. ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE JUST WEREN'T RAISED RIGHT, YKNOW
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I want a Latin bf
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Alright /cum/
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STOP
NOT TODAY
FUCK OFF
I HAVE NO GF
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>>71158137

If Im not mistaken, at least 3 of those plants are dead
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>>71158189
EYY FORGET ABOOOOUT IT
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>>71157603
>clear line where the river floods every year and trees can't grow there
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>>71158224
Styx was too busy playing minecraft and eating MREs to water them.
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>>71158137
Alright YouTube
*stirs tea*
The legacy media is lying to you again. This is all part of the paradigm shift. As I said before, Trump is just a mild reformer. He is not a tinhorn dictator. It's actually quite funny. I'll be making a minecraft video later tonight. Mmmm.
That's about all, peace out.
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>>71158189
FUHGEDABOUDIT
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>>71158267
High water mark doesn't necessarily mean the water has been that high for several years

t. Californian who frequents lakes for fishing
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>>71158267

>where the river floods every year
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>>71158267
>nerd shit
Shut up nerd
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>>71158319
Pretty accurate
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>>71158267
oh now it's retarded
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>jerk off

>play a few games of overwatch

>go to campus and study so I dont procrastinate all day

>lift

>come home and fall asleep alone

gfs are scum
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>>71158481
That's what the globalist want you to think. You should find a woman and sire many strong conservative children.
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>Trump ranting about women

This must be the deal he hammered out to hammer Justin's wife.
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>>71158506
>tfw I'll never sire children
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>>71158546
trump has a supermodel wife why would he want to bang ms trudeau
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https://youtu.be/g7BIC7iScR0
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>tfw I'll never be a space explorer who settles down on a distant planet and starts a family
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>>71158586
Christ he sounds like a faggot
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my truck got pozzed by the snowstorm
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>>71158577
melania is fugly desu
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>born too early to go to space
>born too early for robo waifus
>FB killed the VR waifu age
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>>71158627
He really does.
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>>71158650
Queer
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>>71158714
i am no queer my friend
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>Ivanka removed her wedding ring in the conference
LEAFED
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haha tradeau is speaking french. canadians are cucks
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>>71158797
>you have two white cultures in your country
>c-cucks
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Canada your leader is long winded, virtue signaling, cuck. I still love you buds.
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>>71158854
You didn't need the second comma

Sorry, not sorry :)
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At least one British teenager adds me on Snapchat every month because of my name
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Canada/America best buddies CONFIRMED
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>>71158892
Nah, I want a pause. Long winded. Virtue signaling. Cuck.
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>>71157490
Did Trump do his dominance handshake?
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>>71158907
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>>71158925
>cuck
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>can you answer in English and French

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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reminder to gas leafs with common sense
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What are we watching?
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*gasses the brits*
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HEY HEY HEY
HAS ANYONE SEEN FAT FINGAH JOEY?

COUSIN VINNY TOLD ME HE WAS HEAH
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>>71158840
>two white cultures
>france
>giving up anglophone culture so easily
you guys really are cucks
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>>71158994
Trump just conquered Canada. Justin is surrendering unconditionally.
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>lets zyklon B into the thread to kill you inferior beings
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>>71159012
Taigs*
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>>71158994

world baseball classic
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>Justin "uhhh" Trudeau
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>>71159047
If America conquers your country, you win
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>>71159045
what are you even saying? canada is a dual nation, french people are 1/3 of the country
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This is a goddam embarrassment. This child is babbling in French. Next he will be babbling in Arabic.
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What did they mean by this?
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I like how the press is trying to corner Trump and he just rambles about national security.
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>>71159196
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>>71159196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo
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Did Trudy bend the knee, yet?
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>>71159196
>lets get you prepped, Don
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>>71159196
they then had lots and lots of sex
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>>71159244
He cowers in the presence of superior men.
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Why the fuck are they asking questions in French
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>the canadian economy is very dependant on the US

thats right, leafs
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>>71159320
Because Canada is filled with cheese eating surrender monkeys.
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>>71159320
The important questions go to Trudeau
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Now I'm good and mad. How the hell does a 25 year old get to run a country?!
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>>71159357
Glad the Don is using his hot daughter to manipulate Justin.
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>>71159357
delete this now
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>>71159388
>participating in public events
gee, he's sooooo baaaaaad
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>>71159196
leafs are rightful descendants of the habsburgs
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FACT: North America is the most powerful continent in the WORLD

Does anyone have the flagbearer pic of Canada, the US, and Mexico?
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>>71159461
So you're heavily inbred?
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>>71159357
Where is Sophie in all this?
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>>71159357
LEAF'D
>>71159484
yes

at least in nfld and southern alberta we are
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>>71159483
here you go
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>>71159388
canada actually seems like a better place to live in to be honest
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>>71159388
reminder: this will never happen again because BLM fucked over Pride Toronto

Even the faggots hate BLM.
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>>71159357
Donnie the cuck
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>>71159484
That would be your red blooded republican gun toting redneck havens, Cletus.
>>71159524
We have no negroes.
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>>71159524

That's because 90% of the land is empty.

Go to their Hong and Sandlander cities and report back.
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>>71159655
hockey reveals our true form

i've seen the most polite people get in fistfights and heated arguments over hockey
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>>71159733

I miss Steve "The Stoic" Harper already.

:'(
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I like how these days you can search for a video on YouTube on your phone and just shrow it up on a smart TV.

The future, buds.
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>>71159655

>24 years

REALLY makes me think
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*throws you to the ground and starts kicking you*
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If you throw me to the ground and kick me, I win.
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>yanksharts
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>>71160023
Redditor
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>britbongs
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>>71160023
A man shouldn't hit a woman. He lost his cool and deserves his punishment.
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Has the alt-right finally met its match?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRgkC8Rpy3E
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>>71160090
Shut the fuck up Leaf proxy
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>>71160157
This isn't funny and it never will be.
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EYO
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>>71160157
hahaha sam hyde <3<3<3<3


get the FUCK outta here
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>>71160047
yank
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AYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

ME N PAULIE BET ON A BUM FIGHT ON THE SUBWAY THIS MORNING
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>>71160227
EYY YOUR MOMMA NEVER TAUGHT YOU NOT TO HIT A WOMAN?
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EYO im from brooklyn ya eva had a 12inch long pepperoni sausage shoved up ya ass? its amazing
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>>71160264
hahaha germany <3<3<3<3

get he FUCK outta here
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>>71160289

EYYYY IM SQUATTIN HEEH
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>>71160240
That's the point
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please just shut up
please
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call escort today instead of tomorrow y/n
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>>71160392
si

tomorrow would just seem desperate and sad
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>>71160392
Today bud start off the week on the right foot

I've always wanted to hire an escort
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>>71159118
>1/3
They're barely 1/4 m80
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>>71160429

haha

yah

how pathetic
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>>71160284
My momma taught me to sleep with yours
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>>71160429
that actually makes me want to do it even more

>>71160441
good way of viewing things

escorts are o k. just watch out for stds
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>it's a Midwestern hipster transplant pretending to be a real New Yorker episode
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>>71160302
ummm no?!
imma kick yer fukken head in with my hiking boots
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>>71160595
imma kick yer fukken head in with my kicking boots
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>>71160622
could literally heem you in 2 sec
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>>71160653
unfortunately for you I could do you in in 1 second
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WOOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAR
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>>71147010
>european musci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBA-38mzabs

>murican """""""""""""mursinc""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_kR7u6mM4
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>>71160700
High quality post.
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>>71160700
Where do I find Yen gf?
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>>71160700
LOL
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HAHAHHAHSHSHSHAAHHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PICTURE I JUST SAW HOLY SHIT LMAO
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>>71160853

real WOKE Hours
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SAVAGES BTFO! JUDGE DENIES HAULT OF PIPELINE!
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I need pink British pussy right now
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>>71160971
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>hault
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What kind of a faggot has extra flags?
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>>71160971
nicked this from /brit/
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>something is constantly creaking in my room
>too lazy to get up and investigate
hmm
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>>71161065

>no emma

shit list
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Whos the girl with the tracheotomy?
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>>71161096
maybe it's a girl trying to confess her love 4u but she's too shy to approach directly
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>>71161065
>>71161153
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>>71160730
thank

>>71160740
idk

>>71160741
yes
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>>71161170
nah lad its something in the fireplace
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Who /proudlyracist/ here?
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>>71161268
she's hiding there
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>>71161412
probably jewish, they seem to be attracted to flames
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>tfw no qtpi jewess gf
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>do nothing for a few days
>get every single appointment, interview time, laboratory time, etc in a single day
wtf
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>>71161600
going to class
later NERDS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNK4uxg9hLo
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https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5991494843.html

BUDS
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>please play again
Any Leafbros know this feel?
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>>71161780
>mustang

Do need a tampon for your vagina too?
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>>71161476
kek

>>71161632
l8er
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>>71161829

literally nothing wrong with mustangs
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>>71161818
no because timmies are for faggies
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>>71160090
I'm not gonna pull punches for some random bitch

It's different if its someone I care about though
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>>71161869
What the fuck did you just say you fucking normie? TH is god tier fast food
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>>71161851
litterally chick cars
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>>71161895

>grills
>driving mustangs

pick one. They buy cars to be cute
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>>71161889
it is not my friend
there are better coffee options, and I don't really enjoy the food.

Great for cheap ice caps and grabbing some random donuts though.
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You can thank me later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cFXblkagQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xxAP_ZD4w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ngIVqyGUo
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>>71161065
Yeah and as soon as any of them open their mouths you suddenly feel like punching them
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>>71161851
I suppose if you enjoy announcing your lack of testicles
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>>71159196
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>>71161925
I've seen tons of girls driving mustangs
Its a bitch car
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>>71161818
that and them not having any smile cookies because people buy 6 of them at a time and I never get any
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>>71162024
mitchy fuckin marner boys
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Can we all agree that Melania Trump is fucking ugly
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>>71161780
>mustang
lol
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women need a smack if they lose control of their emotions and are endangering other people
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god women are repulsive
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>>71162128
yes
blonde + rich =/= hot
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my body is so fucked. Why do I have to constantly sweat and ruin all my white clothing and socks and shoes. Not even fucking fat wtf and its cold out
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>>71162253
do you sweat colored sweat?

use a washing machine fat fuck
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Honestly could smack you all around and you'd be powerless to stop me.
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>>71162425
turned on now, tell me more
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>>71162466
It would not involve feet.
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>>71162253
I know that feel

I'm not fat, and while I'm not in great shape I still do some cardio and keep myself relatively healthy, and yet I'm constantly sweating like a pig as soon as the indoor temperature goes above 20°C.

I can't even take the bus or the train during winter because I start boiling alive in there.
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if it was a 64 mustang youd be all over it, asshats
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>american education
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>>71162547
Honestly I would because unlike the nerds here I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
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>mfw i triggered a /pol/fag
the best part is that i know for a fact that he still thinks i was serious
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>>71162631
We should disband that stupid department and let the states run their shit.
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Re:71162664
Attention whoring for (You)s is Reddit tier.
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>>71157590
He likely fell for the tanning meme at some point in his old age and it fucked up his skin. Some tanning/ spray tan looks really awful under lights apparently.
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>>71162725
Reddit doesn't have (You)s tho?
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>>71162751
Upvoted, subscribed and shared. Keep up the quality posts.
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https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5984017622.html
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>>71162843
>he fell for the trap and (You)'d me unconditionally
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>>71162024
People buy 6 of them? Why?

They aren't even very well made. I think they're for charity?
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>>71162900
Have another.
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>>71162885
what's funny about this?
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>>71162900
>>71162942
Sharing the love.
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>>71162992
What a bud.
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https://stockton.craigslist.org/w4m/6000074113.html

dont you wish you lived in california
>>
need a movie to watch while eating pizza buds
>>
https://richmond.craigslist.org/m4w/5986694226.html

ah yes, Virginia
>>
wish anime was real, buds
>>
>>71162885
I've been looking around for a month or two for a car and I found one particular scammer that always does his ads exactly the same.

>stock picture with blurred license plate
>email always nameXXname@gmail
>bullshit army story in the response email

After the first time I started getting tired of seeing him so I started sending him the suicide hotline phone number and gore pics.
>>
>>71163023
Goddamnit Stockton
>>
Being a subhuman leaf must be horrible.


Need to stick my anglo cock in a yank women tbqh la
>>
>>71163078
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The old one none of the Michael bay bullshit.
>>
@71163142
Couldn't imagine being such a lonely loser that I attempt to troll Canadians on 4chan.
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>>71163082
thats just good christian charity
>>
Who /sodamasterrace/ here?
>>
Blowing off class tomorrow buds
>>
>>71163349
You won't be missed.
>>
might drop out of college and become a great author and then kill myself
>>
>>71163325
I don't partake in the carbonated Jew
>>71163368
Your mum misses me every night I'm not with her, bub
>>
>>71163404
Yeah, my mum does enjoy pegging twinks.
>>
>>71163435
The only twink getting pegged here is you, now bend over
>>
still leaning toward a forester/outback
>>
>>71163524
Come and try. I know karate.
>>
Only got 80% on my midterm, looks like I have some studying to do
>>
>>71163349
why?
>>
>>71163602
>>71163539
>>71163394
>>71163142
Thanks for the diaryposts, faggots
>>
>>71163681

subscribe to my patreon for more!
>>
might start a patreon so people can support my posts in /cum/
>>
It must be quite troubling to know my kung fu is much stronger than yours.
>>
>>71163745

I literally just said that

dont ever copy my posts again
>>
i have the best posts here and you people need to start paying
>>
>>71163766
i said that earlier

stop copying me
>>
>>71163792
Yeah, I'll start paying for your posts when Mexico starts paying for your wall... LOL
>>
>>71163841
Hahaha. I bet you rely on the crane you amateur.
>>
https://twitter.com/awhki/status/831182752057786368
>>
>America

http://imgur.com/gallery/MVlT3
>>
need to fuck some anime
>>
https://goldcountry.craigslist.org/cto/5960777306.html
>>
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>decide to enter college to study SE to make gamus like tohos
>first week
>get around 20 phones from girls
>actually seven replied, but 4 seem to be ok to talk to me
>calculus I
>my major is literally filled with memes from /g/ /v/ /r9k/
>still trying to land a qt girl to date me
>compared to most engineer guys I'm socially normal I think
good, I need to get some girl fuck.

also, fuck calculus I, I'm scared.

>tfw I'm scared about calculus I
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this is my actvity in youtube
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>>71164030
Pickings are so slim in gold country. Check the auto dealers one had a pretty low mileage subaru I almost bought.
>>
>>71163967
iktfb
>>
Honestly Mexico is the bottom bitch in this relationship.
>>
>>71164040
Honestly calculus doesn't seem too bad so far, but I've only done limits.
>>
>>71164353

enjoy your reihmann sums
>>
Lol made a cup of coffee in the Keurig and didn't add more water.
>>
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>>71157586
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk

lit senpai
>>
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lol
>>
>>71164040
Calc I is easy. You'll do fine if you study.
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>>71164772
I just want some qt girl.
>>
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56bae54a09b8f

Pretty good Canadian classic
>>
I'm gonna go take a shit. This Colombian seems on the level. He can be in charge.
>>
Why are asian girls so cute
>>
>>71164989
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>
>>71165033
Do you feel in charge?
>>
EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

DEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTING, SO I BECAME A MOBSTER
>>
>>71164938
Girls are impermanent, calculus is a lifetime skill.
>>
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>>71165020
Excellent cosmetic surgery
>>
>>71165088
I'm a KV.
I just want some girls.
>>
Americanized Asian girls are cute without surgery while East Asians living in Asia are usually butt ugly.
Why is this?
>>
EYO LETS GO GRAB A SLICE OF PIE
>>
I'm about to make a meme than gonna school you fools
>>
>>71165187
The hormones in milk allow them to grow regular sized breasts.
>>
>>71165187
mixing
>>
>/cum/ tells me subarus are for soccer moms
>/o/ sticky lists a legacy in its van section
>>
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>>71164387
>mfw I just googled it
>>
EYY LOOK AT ME IM MEMEING ERE
>>
>>71165147
DELETE
>>
>>71165187
people aren't as ugly in asia as 4chan wants you to believe
>>
>>71165309

t. never seen a gook/chink exchange student
>>
>>71164938
just fuck a donkey
>>
>>71165326
i have more than enough experience with koreans
>>
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*Scratch Record
"Yep that's me"
"You're probably wondering how I got here"
>>
>>71165366

watching JAV's doesnt count as experience
>>
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>>71165353
I don't live near the costa.
>>
>>71165177
Listen you coke junkie, no wet pussy will EVER feel as good as the feeling you get when you solve your first double integral.
>>
>>71165384
jav is from japan

youre just wrong about asians
>>
Japan is a very degenerate country.
>>
>>71165419

watching korean porn doesnt make you an expert either
>>
>>71165187
Because you're looking at the 15% who are attractive. It's the same 15% in Asia. I grew up in Chinknada and there are fugly ones and qt's.
>>
>>71164293
>>71164293
>>71164293
>>
>>71165465
Porn is illegal in Corea.
>>
>>71165465
porn is illegal in korea dumbass
>>
>>71165385
Are you black?
>>
N I G G E R Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtVi9ZrvAA
>>
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
>>
new bread
>>71165603
>>71165603
>>71165603
>>71165603
>>
New
>>71165643
>>71165643
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>>71157490
i hope none of you live in Sacramento
>>
>>71165907

Oroville is literally 70 miles form Sacramento
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