ITT We post cool shit your country did but no one remembers
WE WUZ COLONIALISTS, BURNERS OF SWEDISH CITIES, RAPERS OF DANES
MĒS BIJĀM
The Balmis expedition. This endeavour should make Spaniards proud, but nobody remembers it.
We wuz the first worldwide public healthcare campaign n' shit
>>71152437
>>71153583
I remember
>>71153583
LOL "Kurland Empire"
We used to have a monopoly on world trade and commerce
I would but everything we do is cool and interesting so nobody forgets it
>>71152437
Fuck off snownigger you ruined our golden age.
i wonder why iran is in this, but we discovered sri lanka, australia and NZ. And nobody seems to remember
>>71154316
what was that golden age?
Finally turning a profit on your potato sales?
>>71154260
Yeah, i remember that. And, well, look at you today. Is that funny, isn't it?
>>71152437
Britian when we beat them, we destroyed their first "empire", we wernt the small loss that people think we were
britian's second empire was shit until the end of the 1800's
>>71154332
Thanks for the jews, dipshit.
>>71154374
populating the world, better than any germanic nation did
India went to Mars within the budget of an American meme movie.
>>71154593
look at southern brazil, argentina and uruguay. Looks pretty germanic to me
>>71154850
>pretty germanic
>>71154332
>"discovering" places people already live in
bravo holland
>>71155069
Only place where people didnt live was new zealand. and we discovered that too so, checkmate anglo
>>71154593
>the best thing the Irish ever did was leave
>>71154332
are you havin a giggle m8?
>>71154332
>but we discovered sri lanka
lol
>>71152437
>>71156603
>top left
WE
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>>71154316
>golden age
>didn't wear shoes
>>71154516
Literally wrong in everything you said.
>>71152437
Those islands are Scotland are way off
>>71156603
Here's a cool map for you anon
>>71154593
>populating the world, better than any germanic nation did
>there is an estimated amount of 70-80 million Irish people in the world
>there are more Germans than that in Germany alone
really made me think
>>71156603
>top left
>>71156603
>>71155388
>implying some fucking sri lankans were going to find it
>>71157420
even if you put aside the fact it was inhabited and far from isolated unlike amazonians or whatever, NL wasn't even the first european country to land there
>>71157656
>It maintained close ties with European civilisations including the Roman Empire. For example, Bhatikabhaya (22 BCE – 7 CE) sent an envoy to Rome who brought back red coral, which was used to make an elaborate netlike adornment for the Ruwanwelisaya.
Sadly, I can't find the article about Roman coins found in southern Japan.
The Burgundian Wars. The old swiss confederation reduced the powerful and rich duchy of Burgundy into nothing, ending their line, taking a chunck of territorry for ourselves with the rest going to France and the Habsburgs.
The loot from that war was so immense, it almost sparked a civil war between the cantons about how to divide it.
>>71156603
Sorry
>>71155162
U mad? NZ was already populated by the time the Dutch discovered it
>>71156603
we wuz vikings and shit
=3
>>71158171
>taking credit for partaking in a gang rape of a small duchy that only managed linger on existing that long thanks to its big neighbor being assfucked by salty brittons for years
built the biggest structure in the world
we were once civilized
>>71159261
>Burgundy
>small duchy
They were almost the size of Switzerland today, and that doesn't take their savoyen allies into account
>>71162096
Everything that was not France, Russia or Spain was a small duchy back then.
Only EU4 players remember our Grand Duchy
>>71159107
We were taught about this in school.
>>71156603
You forgot to include the swedish-polish empire
>>71155162
polynesians settled NZ in the 1300s
>>71156603
>viking empire
oh yes just like the glorious nation of the 23rd street crips
Does this count? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Malta_(1429)
>>71152437
Stopping the Bolsheviks.
It's kinda depressing that Pooland is such a geopolitical position that if it succeeds at something, nobody will notice, but if it fails, everybody will know about it.
>>71162315
Not only.
>>71164276
>is such
*has such
>>71156603
WE WUZ VIKANGZ
>>71152437
This would make a top-tier movie, desu.
Discovering three continents (well at least for civilization)
>>71154332
We had wars with the local sri lanka MUCH before you even thought of having a empire , Australia was discovered by us and colonized by the British.
Duch did nothing of value , lived in other's city's and killed children in mass to break the local's. The are worst then shit, and today they prosper by build they exporting port of Deutschland and ofc my offering a literal tax heaven to steal from other European country wealth . I fucking despise you people.
Your country was a production of Portuguese jew's / British efforts to frustrate the Royal House of Spain on the back of the Portuguese
>Roman coins found in southern Japan.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/japan-castle-okinawa-katsuren-roman-ottoman-archaeology-a7367071.html
this?
>>71153787
>being proud of saving indians and failpenises
>>71155069
yes, if savages are living in it then it's a discovery
because primitives don't realize what they are doing so it's not like their presence would have ended up in history books
>>71165636
Vai para a cama Miguel