You wake up in Finland.

I did and it's still winter here.

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>>71149048
Like I do every day

>>71149048
I wake up in Russia and it looks almost the same

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>>71151516
NOT THE SAME
FINLAND NORDIC
NORDIC

>>71151586
No wonder it looks the same, your capital was built by Russian Empire.

>tfw no qt fingol gf
how are finnish women anyway?
can't be worse than here, right?

>>71151516
>>71151796
>almost the same
yeah, everything is nice and clean unlike r*ssia
>inb4 retards confuse snow melting into a grey goo with litter and urban decay

>>71151950
t. the one who has never been to Russia further than St.Petersburg.

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>>71151950

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>>71149048
>mfw

>>71149048
M A N S E
A
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S
E

>>71149048
oh boy looks like spring here

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>>71149048
>no more freezing (like last week), temperature above 0
>it's like that outside

Pros and cons etc

>>71149048
>remember all the snow filled winters when I was a kid
>now every fucking year is like OP

>>71155876
reminder that climate change is a hoax by the chinese to boost chinese industry

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I would take advantage of it and go on a magical adventure in this great land.

>>71155758
>>71155876
Hi Helsinki. Tbh this winter has been super warm in north too.

>>71149048
where da blonde bitches at

Time to take the silja line cruise ship back home and buy cheap alcohol.

>>71162019
West coast but I'd rather have your -30C freeze your balls off rather than whatever this shit is we're having here.

That looks quite comfy

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>>71149048
Try this, cunt

>>71162353
His -30C dry ass winter is the equivalent of our -10C damp winter.

>>71162399
>>71162436
wtf

>>71162418
nice southfag meme
t. lived in Muonio and various places at the coast, including north coast where it gets to -30

>>71149048
I thought you don't deal with this kind of shit up there. Explain yourselves Finncucks, why is the sidewalk like this

>>71162418
>dry ass winter
Depends on how far from arctic ocean you are.

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>>71151516

Except the city in OPs picture is Tampere.

>>71162490
And I was in Edmonton for 3 weeks two winters ago winter. Rather -30C dry winter than -10C damp winter.

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All false, my friend took this picture yesterday in Turku

>>71162399
Wow a sideways picture of windows. Great job there Bongtard

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>>71162597
>Finnish """culture"""

>>71149048
Better look for my ex fiancee and see if she wants to fuuugggg

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that's the worst thing in winter when the sky is grey and cloudy the snow is dirty and slushy and everything is damp, grey and cold

Finland has Hesburger and it is better than McDonald's

I only wish i could get out of this shithole... I'd happily live in Finland for the rest of my life...

>>71162837
Don't you have Hesburger too?

>>71162741
If you have used an escalator you enjoyed some finnish culture

>>71162856
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of the current situation, which is that we appear to be quite full.

I'm afraid this leaves me with no other option than to kindly request you to fuck off.

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>>71162741
They're everywhere in the world. My city only has one though. Hesburger, our version of shitty burger, is much more popular.

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>>71162864
There are 9 hesburgers in Saint petersburg.

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>>71149048
Looks like Russia

>>71162954
Feels good beying acquintances with the sons of SRV's CO and the son of former CO of Kone (who according to wiki is the 472nd richest man in the world) and friends with some of the Reenpää family (owners of Otava)

>>71163101
>t. liberal

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>>71163042

>>71162954
a mechanical invention isn't culture you twat.

>>71162856
Study nursing and you're guaranteed to get a job here.

>>71163127
I'm a nazi

>>71163153
Neither is a fucking burger

>>71163042
Yeah I thought I saw Хecбypгep once or twice over there

>>71163153
What is then?

>>71162597
Tampere looks nice. t. Vantaa

>>71151516
>looks almost the same

It looks exactly the same

>>71163275
Tampere is gommunist

But then again anything looks better than Vantaa

t. ex-Vantaa

>>71162688
I took it sideways on my phone you autist. Why do you cunts always start for no reason? Neck yourself?

>>71163256
Art, food, clothes, styles, literature, philosophies.
Saying all escalators are Finnish culture is like saying all aircraft are American culture

>>71152007

Could be Turku

>>71162856

Study nursing. We take any nurses we can get. You can learn Finnish before or after you get a job.

>>71163373
Hessuburger > Mäkki

>>71162741
>be merica
>invent mcdonalds

>be finland
>invent text message
>invent modern cellphones
>invent internet browsers
>invent modern paper

American ""culture""" please stop using finlands inventions then

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>>71163373
And you have none of those if compared to the old world.

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>>71163593
>>71163610
stop being butthurt

>>71163373
>>71163593
you didn't invent any of this you cunts

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>>71163593

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>>71163593
>>71163610

>>71163678
But I'm not. I just enjoy annoying burgers.

>>71163752
>And then the weakest of us kill themselves
good

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>>71163794

>>71163791
>Art
>food
>clothes
>styles
>literature,
>philosophies

So give us examples

>>71163884
>BBC inspecting it's latest victim

>>71163610
>muh old world
>the stone on my yard is 1'000'000'000 years old
That shit was painted in 1899 you cunt. While the rest of the world was inventing cars and cinema, we were busy masturbating over how noble it is to be a savage running in the woods cursing at bears

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>>71152007
>no graffiti
>no litter
>no dirty r*ssian junkies OD'ing on krokodil
>no soot or other shit on the walls
>only sand mixed with melted snow on the road
what did he mean by this?

>>71163731
Not the sms but the cellphone as we know it is pretty much from nokia and first internet browser ever was finnish. Also paper used to be really weak and shitty until finnish paper industry started developing it

>>71163887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_philosophy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_art_of_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_literature

>>71164138
Spamming wikipedia links is the highest form of american culture?
Really gave me a think

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>>71164210
Your butthurt fulfills me

>>71162554
Ever heard of spring? The snow must melt for summer

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_literature
vs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_literature

>>71164240
>>71164210
Get a room you two

It looks just like Sweden so I'd probably wonder where all the Achmeds went

>>71163953
What are you on about?
The first commercial car was produced by a german guy.

>>71164447
Ketjusta päättelen on joku ex-vantaalainen, eli siis sontaa alun alkaenkin

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>>71164494
Meitsi on kyl stadist'

>>71164661
>Tampere is gommunist
>But then again anything looks better than Vantaa
>t. ex-Vantaa
asia kunnossa

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>>71164708
I contain multitudes

>>71164769
Lannanluojat ulos

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I get some if this.

>>71165164
I ate exactly that today
How do you know to hate it tho?

>>71165304
I am jealous, I love this ice cream. I would sell my family in slavery for some right now.

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>>71149048
>You wake up in Finland.
Hooray! I wake up in a warm country!
I fucked the cold in Siberia.

>>71151586

Why are Finns in such deep denial? You are Siberians not Scandinavians, and certainly not Nordic.

>>71166154
The Finns are much more tolerant to the cold than any there pussy nordic germans princesses.

Why these pictures so..depressing?

>>71166154
As far as I know I've never lived in Siberia.

>>71166083
>77% humidity
That hurts with such cold

>>71167208
Which ones?

>>71166318
It is like traps, if you do not know all is well. And even if you know and pretend you do not all is well.

>>71166154
>The Nordic countries or Nordics[1] are a geographical and cultural region in Northern Europe and the North Atlantic, where they are most commonly known as Norden (lit., "The North"). They consist of Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, and Sweden, including their associated territories (Greenland, the Faroe Islands, and the Åland Islands).

Kill me senpai i wan't no part of this.