you wake up in Europe at the year 814

Niemcy kurwy

Shill for Frankish liberation of Transylvania

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*inhales*
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

rape and pillage
i'm sure it wouldn't be that hard

>>71147279
>Venice in Istria any time before the 12th century

why do these maps always have to get something wrong reeeeeee

Fucking Danes stop raiding our coasts and go settle in Englaland already REEEEEEEEEEE

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oh boy

BUILD WALL

>>71147345
>why do these maps always have to get something wrong reeeeeee

butthurt slav

>>71147279
It's time to free Portugal

>>71147279
>serbs in germany

WE

>>71147345
I think it's actually showing them as part of the Byzantine Empire.

>>71147279

remove gyro

> implying that there are gods beside Allah
> implying that Muhammad (sws) isn't his Prophet

>>71147279
Take the first ship to Benevento, to become a Norman mercenary and plunder the Eternal Gyros

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>>71147368
B-But I like you~

>>71147279
>Be a based Khazar
>Convert Europe to Judaism

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>>71147279
this triggers ''holy rus''
https://a.pomf.cat/njranh.mp4

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Log down entire forests for charcoal

>>71147585
please come
i'm a few km down the border
we have salt

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>>71147972

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>finnish tribes
Would live for ancient memes

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TIME TO RAPE

>>71147279
Why didn't the franks and romans ever go to war with each other?

>>71147279
some odd looking boats on the horizon lads

>>71147279
>814
>no ancient romanians
THIS IS BULLSHIT!

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>>71149883
>mfw seeing the coastline

rape

>Vikings are coming again
>My area has almost exclusive Viking names
>They took over the whole fucking place and stole all the QTs after the Irish kicked them out

Well, I'm fucked lads, it was nice knowing you

>>71147675
I think they are what we today call Sorbians.

>Atelcusu
>Land of the Turks(Magyars)

This triggers the Hungarian

>>71149942
The Romanians are there. They are just ruled by the Bulgarians.

I'd be waking up in the bushes and would probably get killed within a week.

It sure is a harsh life but what can you do when your previous advanced civilization sunk to the bottom of the Baltic sea and the alien visitors decided to leave you in the cold. We'll just have to pray for them to return

>>71147779
It is indeed. Venice was still roman at this point.>>71147345

>>71147675
Pretty sure that's meant to say "Sorbs"

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Skrithfinns weren't actually Finns

>>71147279

FUCKING SWEET

>>71147279

what the fuck is "White Bulgarians" in the top right corner, I've never heard of such a thing

they probably mean the Volga Bulgars

>you wake in up in America in 814
>????

how does it feel to have no history

>>71150537
Feels bad tbqh.

>>71150291
Are you baiting kang?

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>>71150291

wow JW looks like THAT?!

>>71147279
I prepare to make connections with Finland and get them to be part of my empire.

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So I joined Leiv on his boat yourney to Vinland, and we encountered a bunch of angry short brown men with feathers in their hair.

Time to pillage, I guess.

>>71150569

It's true though. Skrithfinns were some random native subhumans.
Bothnian bay is home to the ugliest animals in Eurasia.

>>71150780
Don't bully my finns, go away sho sho you troll

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>>71150780
>>71150291
*KANG INTENSIFIES*

>>71150820

>troll

It's a fact you idiot.
Bothnian subhumans with their fucked up faces ain't got jackshit to do with Finnic people, except for the fact they got owned.

>>71150857
>le divide and conquer

Fuck off, they're finns too and don't make fun of them you shitter. I am sure you're that rotten somalian nigger who made shitty threads about finland is bad etc.

>>71150836

>claiming skrithfinns as finns is kanging
>not claiming skrithfinns as finns is kanging

Sellaset hurripsykoosit siellä

>>71147279
WE

>>71150893

>we should ignore facts and stuff because they might hurt somebodys feelings

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>you wake up in Europe at the year 814
I guess it's time to:

Conquer Pannonia
Rape Austrian nuns and priests, steal their gold goblets and burn their temples to the ground
Turn Slavs into pincushions and wreck Europe wherever we go

>>71147279
I guess I'll hunt squirrels for their skins, then make moonshine and drink myself to death.

>>71151181
You truly are the decedents of Huns.

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>>71151225
There's a strong WE WUZ movement in Hungary, mostly about archery and horseback riding, and combining the two.

Ironically, most people wearing that stuff look like they're reenacting a Lord of the Rings scene in Gondor, rather than actual Hungarians from 1000 A.D.

>>71151553
Is that dude super tall or that horse small? Fucking horselets.

Go to rome and kill the pope

>>71147675
>>71150079
>>71150224

Serbs and Sorbs are unironically related

>>71151636
>Is that dude super cute
Fixed. And yes.
Anyway the horse is tiny, the average height in my country is about 180cm.

>>71147279
Well, probably need to kill some Norse raiders and throw their bodies into a pit, or is it too early and just do some arguing with peasants over field boundaries?

I probably wake up in England, and I'm probably a crusty peasant farmer, but WE WUZ SAXONS N SHIIIIIEEEEET

>>71152371
You could be making some very nice jewellery