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cara

FACT: all british girls belong to pakistani men

REMINDER:

>Catholicism
European paganism with a small bit of judaism

>Protestantism
Purging of all European elements of the religion so that only the jewish bits are left.

>>71145640
>All Protestantism
>The same

Anglicanism is just Catholicism without being cucked by Rome

Heterosexuality is a jewish conspiracy.

>>71145640
I see now

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>>71145640
ASTOUNDING post

>>71145603
Fucking hate this prat.

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>>71145578
Top o' the morning to yah!

>>71145611
fact: you're indian

>>71145603
>Its beat down! time!

Why? This is triggering

>what god actually meant to say is this

this is why everyone thinks religious cucks are mongoloids.

>>71145696
You are Chinese

>>71145655
i've heard that but I honestly don't know much about anglicanism tbf

>>71145582
I'm actually half Irish
Seeing the difference between the 2 sides of my family means I know better than anyone just how scummy the irish are

I'm scum myself ngl

>>71145736
me in the reflection

>>71145701
because man has free will and as such they follow false prophets (like we were warned about in the bible!) such as mohammad (piss be upon him)

>>71145705
don't think so

>>71145750
ok David Wong

>>71145736
me on the alt-right

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the goal

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might do mdma for the first time this weekend
any man tried it before?

>>71145811
*punts a footy through your window*

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>>71145749
> (piss be upon him)
DON'T speak to ME or my Holy PROPHET ever AGAIN!

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How's it hanging, /brit/?

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NEED something like this

>>71145826

yeah it's good mate, just drink some water while you're on it. might not be able to sleep the first time either

>>71145811
would cost literally millions

>>71145811
I like these home with big open spaces and high ceilings.

Better than this trend of shitty 8' types in fucking new builds

>>71145811
this is pretty shit in winter unless you're a billionaire heating this colossal room would take forever

>>71145862
America is a different world altogether, isn't it.

>>71145826
dont do loads first time round
dont double dose first time round
bombing lasts longer than snorting
drink half a pint of water every 30 mins (if you're dancing a lot)
get some weed or benzos for the comedown

>>71145877
I like houses with interesting shaped rooms and spaces

Homes nowadays are just plain boring boxes with simple corridors

>>71145899
That's why you have underfloor heating.

>>71145908
thats amsterdam mate

>>71145908
looks more like amsterdam

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>>71145811
>>71145862
Was thinking something more like this, but replace the wine with energy drinks.

>needing heating
just put on more layers

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Are interior designers able to do things like this?

>>71145944
>not wanting to sit naked in your living room mid winter

>>71145949
no. that image is actually a fake.

>>71145912
>Homes nowadays are just plain boring boxes with simple corridors
Sadly, I grew up in one. A awful new build that we moved into before it was even finished.

Parents still live there and I haven't been back in about 5 years. Hated that house.

>>71145980
sounds like you hate your parents, not the house

i reject equality but of course I am at the top of the hierarchy

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Would anyone be game for a copita of 5hour energy. The more attentive of you will pick up hints of bergamot, I'm sure.

>>71146003
No, my parents are good people.

Once visited a shitty average Victorian terrace that looked like it was falling apart from the outside, looked stunning on the inside

Some people can do great things with spaces

>>71146030
not good enough for you to not visit them at their own home for 5 years just because you have a ridiculous autistic aversion to a house.

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> be a wine and spirits fag who unironically got into energy drinks because of reviewbrah
HOWLING!

>>71146016
i support equality but of course i am at the bottom on the hierarchy?

>>71145954
i never enjoy being naked. need at least undies

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Hard to believe people live in beautiful homes like these

I always saw them as fantasy worlds from TV shows

Shit truck hasn't picked up the excrement bag yet
Wish we just had a sewer system

>>71146065
They come see me. They know I hate their house.

What's your fucking problem, lad? Are you that paki who just comes on here to pick fights every single day?

>>71146088
all you need is an interior designer gf and spend all your hard earned money on that instead of going to the pub

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>>71146088
Those are homes for managers, and lawyers, and bankers, and other assholes who have more authority and make more money than they should.

Eat the rich.

>>71146104
you're the one with the problem mate.

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>>71146088

>>71146088
it's not so much the inside that makes houses expensive, but the location/size. room doesn't seem that big so you could probably do something similar to your place

>walking past semi-wealthy houses
>they all have massive windows and no curtains so the plebs can stare in and gasp in amazement at their stunning homes

>>71146131
Yes, we've established that. So what's yours, you tedious obnoxious cunt?

>>71146144
how much would a house have to cost for you to consider it semi wealthy?

>>71146152
chill your beans dickhead

How long can I put off paying the last council tax installment for the year? Parents have been neglecting my financial needs recently.

>>71146144
looks like it works

>>71146186
Make me, Ahmed.

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>>71146176
upper middle-class lad, depends on the location of course

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>almost summer

ah yes very much looking forward to having to wear shorts all the time, being unable to sleep because of sweating and being unable to play fifa because of screen glare

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fuck me sideways

>>71146218
open a window and get a fan

>>71146218
Summer is best lad fuck off

>>71146233
>tfw wouldn't even know what to do with all the space in a big house

>>71146233
alri Keith Lemon, you can pack it in now

>>71146269
Have a wank in every square metre

day is over just 10 hours until bedtime

71145311>>71145542

>>71145174 (You)

fuck off before i send a brick your way
im on a sensitive mission

>fuck me sideways
What did he mean by this?
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1486990662254.webm

>>71146380
>broke straight boys
hmm

>>71146380
do you spend all day every day watching gay porn

>>71146218
kill yourself you fat cunt. only obese sweaty mongs like you don't like summer.

you can always add more layers
you can only get so naked
winter > summer

>>71146447
Yes.

if you follow godfrey elfwick and kantbot on twitter delete me

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reckon i could stick all these up my rectum

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>ah yes very much looking forward to having to wear shorts all the time, being unable to sleep because of sweating and being unable to play fifa because of screen glare

>>71146380
moar!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter is way better than summer

Lads did you know the pyramids could be over 10000 years old...Fucking mainstream science has been hiding it from us

>>71146549
t. fat

For me, it's a surprisingly warm autumn

>>71146549
I agree but this winter has been utter shit. Wish it snowed heavier

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/831094083552681984

CORBYN SURGE

Some cut is using my credit card to take out lendingstream loans

>>71146520
this is how beastiality gets normalised

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Autumn is the patrician's season.

Prove me wrong.

>>71146598
this
when i was chubby i used to hate summer and going on beach holidays, but now it's the best season

Any of you hunky young bucks fancy having your arsehole stretched out?

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>>71146685

For me, it's a 20 degree summers day with a slight breeze.

>>71146592
Wow. Imagine how much older things could be if we just ignored science....

>>71146612
bit too hot to mask your sweat problem fatlad?

reccommend me some decent sneakers for the gym.

>>71146744
I'm on meds that cause me to sweat profusely regardless of temperature.

Summer is for deanos.

>>71146744
Fuck off mate nothing to do with temperature. just like the snow prick

>>71146719
Actually it's utilising science that shows this. There is water erosion on the sphinx despite the fact that at 2500bc there was no water there

>>71146765
>>71146776
>meds
>sneakers

fudge off

>>71146788
whatever you say fatty

Wish this skelly cunt who likes summer would fuck off. Doubt he weighs 60kg soaking wet the little bender.

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A "deano".

Answer in the form of a question.

Goddamn winter is comfy af

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Might buy these

Redpill me on tv shows using 'fuck' recently.

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>>71146858
> anything postdating the 1950s
Reviewbrah would be ashamed.

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made eye contact with the qt at the mcd's drive thru lads

she smiled at me

didn't know how to react

>>71146821

this

summer is for soft cunt numales

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might buy this

post some poo eyes

This poster has some serious underlying mental issues
>>71146104
>>71146152
Honestly cringed so fucking much reading that convo

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>>71146914
Turkish loli.

Literally the first pic in my 4chan folder.

>>71146893
>can i have a cupholder, i'm not a fucking octopus

>>71146920
t. self-professed internet psychiatrist

Might have a nap

>>71147007
Great idea lad I'm doing so as well

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I want to go to this shop.

>>71147068
looks a bit problematic

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>>71147068
love a bit of patriotic middle class entrepreneurship

>>71147068
ummmm thats a bit racist sweetie..

just did a sleep and had several lucid dreams
needless to say i had a LOT of sex

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>>71147068
Nation of shopkeepers

>>71147094
Such tatt

>>71147068
I do really dislike the fact that our whole country is being reduced to some twee doctor who mess. It's embarassing.
DAE le tea and queuing??!?!? XD

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"Hello, would you like to browse our 100% British merchandise?"

>>71147160
no came here for the slags

>>71146077
^^small willy

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Going out to the British shops, you lads want anything?

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you on the left
me on the right

Budapest is a real life version of how films depict paris. Strongly recommend if you want to get a sense of continental europe.

I'm super skinny and hate summer because of it

>>71147197
>>71147160
>>71147068
>british flag on things that aren't flag

stop doing this it's cringey

>>71147206
good craic

pea and ham soup for lunch

>>71147197
One of those union jack pillows and an box of earl grey.

Gonna do a cheeky nap.

beady anglo scum

turkey bacon sandwich for lunch
opinions?

>>71147223
thats right, hate something you have no control over instead of hating yourself for being an insecure skeleton - something you have absolute control over.

mongoloid.

>>71147264
fuck off yank

>lunch

Fuck off southern poofter

need a reason to live

i took her to a supermarket
i dunno why but i had to staaaaaaart it somewhere

need some good gimmick ideas

>>71147245
> anglo
Who you calling "Anglo", Al-Shin?

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does the UK have a space program

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>northerners can't afford lunch
could NOT fabricate

>>71147315
yes

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heading to the local 'pakis' for a bottle of 'lipton peach iced tea.' heres a cheeky selfie to show off my monday afternoon attire x

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>>71147224
rasheed

>>71147308
you're not the only leaf who needs a good gimmick

>>71147224
Why? We gain a lot of soft power just by having an aesthetic flag

Go to any country on earth and there'll be some JF twat walking around wearing a union jack as a fashion statement

Had a meal deal from tesco from dinner :P

>>71147271
too much effort and money

huge sexual tension between me and a lass at the supermarket

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>>71147288
> need a reason to live
Here, do a bit of this.

>from dinner

>>71147350
you sound like a right pathetic sack of shit.

>>71147208
>Budapest is a real life version of how films depict paris.
Not too sure about this but it's my favourite city on the continent

>>71147355
elaborate

>>71147355
i imagine you're being a typical affection-starved autist and mistaking professional politeness for sexual interest.

>to dinner

>>71147370
I meant in terms of nice cafes, lovely museums, pretty people, wide boulevards.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

what are your thoughts on the contents of this video?

personally, I'm doing a big think

>>71147355
t. Barista qt poster

they're just doing their jobs, stop falling in love

>>71147331
fuck off

a flag should be a flag, no clothing or other shit

>>71147331
>literally treading on the flag every moment your feet touch the floor
Rasheed

Gotta be honest lads, feel I've gotten less (You)s since I started namefagging. I don't know why.

>tfw to intelligent to watch porn that doesn't have a scenario/plot

Seriously though, plot that doesn't have SOME kind of lead up is just so fucking boring

putting the phone in rice for 2 days didnt fix it
bit fucked now

What is your favourite thread on planetsuzy?

>>71147371
she kept looking at me
seen her before and she did the same thing
>>71147402
barista qt poster is ed and he did actually date her (ended in tears though)

>>71147450
>she kept looking at me
oh, well, when's the wedding?

>she looked at me
>therefore we are in love
state of australia

>>71147450
you're probably carwreck-tier ugly

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america

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the missus

>>71147501
druggies fight here too

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> when leaf posting is just right

>>71147489
>>71147492
>>71147493
shut the fuck up you weren't there

>>71147524
yes i was

t. god

>>71147398
rule brittania...

;_;7

shit, actually made eye contact with a munter and now we're in a relationship

walked past a bloke in the street earlier and he looked right at me. think he's in love with me the fucking bender.

>>71147549
munter

Some fag made eye contact with me and is looking at me like we're gay married.

>>71147325
cool

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>shut the fuck up you weren't there

stared longing into the eyes of a portrait of mary shelley and ngl lads, think we're gonna have kids

Hitler didn't even need to win the war to destroy the UK.

mary shelly here, some fat cunt who makes Frankenstein look good has been wanking in from of my portrait for the last hour

bloke in Manchester just read my post on /brit/

think he may be the one

howling

took my gf out for dinner last night and she laughed at one of the waiter's jokes
hope she isn't pregnant

I was just at the mosque and this dumb cunts said "Reviewbrah is a 2nd rate food reviewer". Smashed his back in with a deck chair.

Have some goddamn respect.

>>71147593
Nice.

cringing at this leaf looking for attention

Canadians, not even once

Tried to walk my dog earlier. Made eye contact with me. Hope he's not going to pop the question I'm not ready for that commitment

you asked - could canada's posters get any worse?

yes

they can

>>71147613
wish he'd skip to the part where he realises no one cares and he just leaves without anyone noticing.

Why is the blackpill so painful to swallow lads?

>>71147619
Along with Aussies they make /brit/ a fucking shit place to be.

Enjoying a poo

reminder you have been in your mum's fanny, sucked her chebs, AND looked her in the eye

>selling our morals for a cultural pottage

damn, michael caine was spot on there.

>>71147634
Because it's so big ;)

G'on boy, swallow dat pill

>>71147634
it's a suppository

>>71147651
wojak is looking right at me

might propose

>>71147667
howlen

>>71147650
everyone has tore up at least 1 fanny in their lives

>>71147650
didn't do number 2

t. lactose intolerant

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Chuckling

>>71147722
#lactoselivesmatter

reminder that if your mum is the only woman to have lamented that you've made her vagina sore, you're not a real man

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>your willy has touched your mum's fanny

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>hmm
*swipes left*

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>>71147665
Reminder that you will NEVER have the frog on the bottom left

>>71147696
>>71147747
nope
t. c-section

>>71147740
whenever guests bring over milk, the minute they're gone, it gets purged

filthy lactose

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>>71147752
i will some day my dude

i am omnipresent

>>71147651
dw lad im sure its true. why don't you talk to her next time?

>>71147811
>talk to her
fucking hell, bit keen

>>71147811
I might
prove you lads wrong

Might do a tour of England some day. Get an idea of what English identity really is.

Wales is pretty boring after all and I can't see England being any more boring than it is here.

>>71147831
Go to Liverpool

>>71147831
you'll love it mate, we have MINT Bailey's

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Bisignes þoht, boios: Aefrehwa sturtaþ writan in Englisc

Ngl, I like to read and shout out powerful speeches in my best Mosley impression whenever I'm by myself cause he was such a brilliant orator

why does parliament hate trump so much

what'd he ever do to them

it's all a bit ridiculous twobh

Do you ever put things into your anus when waking/having sex, like fingers, pens, bottles, fruit?

>>71147876
good oral skills must run in your family

>>71147752
post top right

>>71147888
Willies sometimes.

>>71147888
butt plug and maybe dildo

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>>71147892

reckon virginity after 21 should be considered a disability

>>71147888
I've been slowly working my way up to getting inside my gfs bum

if the soldiers who stormed the beaches of normandy for Britain could see the state of the country today they would not have walked 40 fucking yards.

Howling! at this aussie who's clearly a racist Drump supporter.

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WHOOPSidaisy haha oh dear

Hope no yanks save this

>>71147915

delete this

does he even read his posts and/or consider whether they're funny before hitting Post, do you reckon?

>>71147915
yup

send em off to the gas chambers too

>>71147934
need you dead you little traiterous cunt

never work for the enemy

>>71147884
Most of parliament are top university educated, meaning they spent their youths in liberal university cities where they were indoctrinated by far-left ideas and movements. Many of these people went on to become Blairites for New Labour, and when the Conservatives saw how effective New Labour was they adopted their ideals and made them their own, doing an even better job at carrying out this neoliberal experiment than Blair

A by-product of this project was mass Islamic immigration, meaning many Muslims are now the constituents and voters for these constituencies these MPs represent. Defending and coddling Muslims is in their interests

>>71147915
im pretty much a born-again virgin.

considering a... hmmm...

>>71147975
ah, so it's about trump's "muslim ban"

>>71147770
me too lad
i was a heavy fucking baby

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>>71147915
but that'll make me doubly disabled

eating a pear lads

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> princess diana died for THIS
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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>>71147975
You're full of shit.

Honestly think this country is done for. Brexit was fantastic, but it was the final heroic struggle of a limp and dying culture.

The only way the old Britain, the old England, the old Empire will be rewakened is through the advancement of the former Commonwealth nations. A country like Australia might be the successor state to the British Empire the same way the Byzantine Empire succeeded Rome.

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>>71148010
good post

>>71147975
A by-product of this project was mass Islamic immigration, meaning many Muslims are now the constituents and voters for these constituencies these MPs represent. Defending and coddling Muslims is in their interests

Is this serious? Immigration laws for non-EEA have only gotten stricter over the years. More immigration is simply a result of a more connected, accessible, and cheap to travel and move world.

>>71148027
good lad

>>71148058

shant

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>Honestly think this country is done for. Brexit was fantastic, but it was the final heroic struggle of a limp and dying culture.

>>71148058
How many times do you keep posting this ignorant, ill-informed shit, you boring fucking nonce?

>>71148100
first time I ever posted this, but it would make a half decent pasta I suppose

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>>71148058
GOOD point.

Me and the wife make our own successor to the British Empire at home, with multiculturalism and petrol $$$.

>>71148058
haha alri hitchens

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>canadian flag beside post

>>71148010
need to read the brothers karamazov
HOWEVER american protestantism =/= anglicanism

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Mum said this is the last post tonight for me

Let's see how many yous I can get

@71148212
Kill yourself.

what's the deal with posh crisps?

they're way too hard

>>71147975
- The Immigration Act 2014 is an Act of Parliament of The United Kingdom. It received Royal Assent on May 14, 2014.[5] The act makes provision to prevent private landlords from renting houses to people without status and will prevent illegal immigrants from obtaining driving licenses and bank accounts.

- The Borders, Citizenship and Immigration Act 2009 (c. 11) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom.

Prior to the Act, residents who had spent five years living in the United Kingdom were able to apply for Indefinite Leave to Remain. Under the Act, five years of residence leads to "probationary citizenship", which can lead to full citizenship after earning a certain number of "points", such as volunteering or "civic activism."

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration,_Asylum_and_Nationality_Act_2006
1. The Act introduced a number of changes to the immigration appeals process, most notably restricting the right of appeal for refusal of entry clearance in cases where the subject intends to enter the country as a dependent, a visitor or a student.

This leaves the only grounds for appeal open to human rights and race discrimination reasons. Appeals launched within the UK can be for asylum cases only.
2. The Act introduces civil (not criminal) penalties in the form of fines for employers who take on people over the age of 16 who are subject to immigration control (that is, have no entry clearance or leave to remain, or no valid permit to work in the UK).
3. The Act allows immigration officers to request and obtain biometric data (such as fingerprints) from immigration arrivals for the purposes of proving they are the rightful holder of their passport or travel documents.

(1/2)

can we just nuke 0141? what does it actually offer to britain

>>71148058
t. peter hitchens

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>>71148212
I believe in equal distribution of (You)s. Done with the (You) oligarchy, up with the (You) dictatorship of the people.

Shit posters of the world unite!

wish i was blue pilled lads. wish i could look at the UK being deliberately filled with aggressive, ultra-religious and ultra-intolerant cultures as a good thing.

>>71147975

(2/2)

It allows the police to request and obtain advance information on passengers and crew of flights and ships arriving in or leaving the United Kingdom, or those expected to do so. (...)

4. The Act contains several provisions empowering the Home Secretary to deprive a person of British citizenship (or Right of Abode) if it is considered that such deprivation is "conducive to the public good".

The last major version was in 1981 I believe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Nationality_Act_1981.

So how is Labour pandering to Muslim immigration?

just wish @88 would get cancer tbqh

>>71148058
yeah britain is finished lmao

>>71148319
Ireland wont be far behind 2bh.

wish i was leaf pilled lads. wish i could just parrot words I've seen online and see ultra-inane, unrelated shit as good posts.

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>>71148333

>>71148336
who describes a hot drink as roasting?

>>71148302
<OOC: the problem is literally only Islam. :OOC>

Death to the west.

>>71148333
would rattle her into next week

>>71148333

razzle tier. up your game nigger.

>>71148336
haha xD

>>71148353
Someone who typed "roasted" and had it autocorrected?

>>71148353
scots

>>71148311
Oops, I meant this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Act_1971. 1971.

>>71148333
I like her, but her B/G vids are shit

just had to pick the gf up because she had a meltdown at work.

shes talking about quitting ffs fuck am i supposed to pay the rent

>71148212
i would give you one but im afraid you might be the kikeyank

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> who would describe a hot drink as roasting

>not realising liblabcon all love mass paki immigration

Bluepilled desu

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the ideal geaof

canadians are an enigma

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hmm...

>>71148437
>>not realising liblabcon all love mass paki immigration
>Bluepilled desu
What does that even mean you with Rorkes? Did they make it easier for them to immigrate? On the contrary. You just don't like that there are more of them and blame it on political parties.

>>71148481
Who wanks to this

>>71148481
imagine sticking your willy in there
must be nice

>>71148512
>>71148512
>>71148512

>>71148487
he changes it every thread
just filter the flag

>>71148421
>shes talking about quitting ffs fuck am i supposed to pay the rent
pimp her out desu

>>71148477
You're an enema too.

>>71148491
Who likes pakis?

>been at hospital all morning with girlfriend
>she's been crying her eyes out due to how many tests she's had to have
>just been told she could have testicular cancer

Absolutely gutted lads.

>>71148491
It means they don't care about lowering it

> other /brit/ posters think I'm an enigma
NO! I'm just a radical centrist.

You just aren't used to hearing balanced and well thought out opinions, you drone.