/brit/

>be Dutch
>wear your sister's skinny jeans

>>71143417
>sounding
https://i.imgur.com/il3UlOe.gifv

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>>71143411
>bending so easily to His will

>>71143417
Shit edition lad.

>>71143426
one of my cousins used to do that
incidentally he is dutch

thought he was as bent as the day is long but he's getting married this summer

>>71143440
virus do not click

>>71143449
t. saracen

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>2011+6
>religious services

told the gf I'm on my way to pick her up but here I am still on the chon lmao

>>71143493
kek roasty btfo

>>71143492
its 2011+5 you froggy fucking poof

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gettin real fuckin tired of these snow plows that go by every 10 minutes that are so loud they rattle the windows and shake the house

IMPOSSIBLE to sleep

can't wait until i move to my new house in the spring

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>>71143512
uh, no?

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Going to have a massive magnet placed above by house and tear these babies out clean.

>UK labour shortages reported as EU worker numbers fall

and I still get rejected

>>71143334
even though they're 40% non-white or whatever I imagine it's there's still proportionally more whites posting because they're slightly upper-middle class (if that even exists in america) than others so they're likely to have had internet access throughout early childhood and explored forums
though ny is shitskin central and wealthy so idk

Don't understand these so-called games like Only Connect and the one with vowels and consonants.
Like literally why did they have hieroglyphs for like questions when they could get rid of them altogether and just ask questions in a sequential manner.
And they choose the same exact number of consonants and vowels every time. Why??? Just show them from the start.

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ok google open up indeed.com

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>>71143523
>americardboard boxes
what's it look like?

>>71143550
NYC isn't an accurate representation of anything. so much tax dollars(state and federal) get pumped into that city to make it look a lot better than it would be otherwise

>>71143579
got rejected again today. the neet life will never end

need a gf lads but reckon i first need a job and to move out me 'rents gaff haha

>>71143579
>.com
FOY

>>71143622
fairs I deserve that

*fucks off*

>>71143607
that's simply not true, it's the way of the world that major cities are wealthy (even if in american cities that wealth gets concentrated among the super rich cunts). it being the biggest western city in the world afaik is pretty telling
and isn't HWNDU based in NY you dolt

>>71143621
my brother lived at home until like 27 and that never stopped him having a gf or fuck buddy

>>71143550
most people in nyc are making just enough to get by

it's only the bankers and their bonuses that allow them to live in something other than a shoebox size apartment

>>71143616
>tfw a more experienced candidate gets it
Ffs

>>71143622
excuse me sir but .com is an international domain name, .us would be the top level domain name for sites exclusively for united states citizens

>>71143679
excuse me sir but post fucking machines

>>71143661
i'm gonna go ahead and assume he wasn't an ugly autist who spent his days on 4chan

>>71143660
NYC was a complete shithole throughout the 70s and 80s, and it had massive organized crime problems during the 90s. only trillions in tax dollars and a strict stop-and-frisk policy is what cleaned it up to look like it does today

feeling really on edge and anxious rn

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Nobody is liking my facebook posts :c

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Why are rorkes so fucking passive aggressive?

>>71143677
it was just a stockboy job
>Unfortunately, due to a very strong response from many outstanding candidates your application will not be progressing through to the interview stage of the recruitment process on this occasion.
ah yes, just get a job

>>71143715
have a cheeky benzo la' x

>>71143693
he's a bit odd and i doubt he'd be considered very attractive, but not 4chan-tier odd of course

last poster is a rotten egg

>>71143731
Because the kikes in the British government have made it illegal to be openly aggressive towards the 'sheeds.

>>71143761
he has to be decent looking and somewhat charismatic to be able to get a gf while living at home with mum and da'

>>71143732
Apply for a shittier job then you retard

>uneducated middle class retards who flunked out of 6th form can't get jobs because they keep applying for jobs that require someone to not be thick as pigshit

>>71143777
>triple sevens with the truth bomb

PRAISE KEK

dormer lad quit easily

>>71143761
hes probably just confident. i know a few somewhat ugly manlets who are confident and aren't worried about rejection so get girls a lot.

wish i didn't care. but im a self-aware twat so i guess that explains my crippling inability to get women. oh well, guess its life-long loneliness and depression for me haha

>>71143667
>>71143713
sure money gets funnelled through like the UK with London but it's not as though these cities would collapse without it, they're still much more economically viable than surrounding areas because businesses headquarter themselves there, ample office space, concentrated public transport etc
money goes into policies and programs there because you the economy of new york ultimately generates much more wealth than ithaca, if you think of it as an investment there's much more payoff there. and sure that wealth goes to the bankers but that money still trickles down to other areas, sure trickle-down economics don't work to equitably spread wealth but it works on some level

>>71143805
living with your rents just isn't that big of a deal

>>71143859
it is when you're that age which i am too

>>71143839
in theory maybe, but cities can easily become such a massive issue that businesses don't bother setting up shop there because it'll be looted/destroyed, and the government deems it a lost cause

detroit is a good example

>>71143859
nah, I'm sure you still get plenty of play dates

>>71143826
>uneducated
not true
>6th form
fop
>require someone to not be thick as pigshit
not true

>>71143731
how is that passive?

>>71143777
now why would they do that seeing as most rasheeds hate jews with passion? conspiratard logic everyone

>>71143873
what are you on about

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10 days without a shower

smell absolutely horrid

>>71143893
He's using a retarded argument instead of just saying 'I don't like this.'

>>71143913
show arsehole

>>71143913
>tfw i am also probably a week or so
hmmm yes

horrible hate filled thread.

stop fighting and learn to love each other xx

*builds bridges*

>>71143945
GOOD lad

>>71143903
Kikes push communism and we all know that. Communism is a pyramid scheme (another thing kikes are great at) that needs to constantly fill the lower rungs with human shit (pakis).

This is why they want mass migration to the west and are using their influence in government to make questioning that illegal.

*turns the beat around*

*builds a wall*

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tfw no qt chess master gf who hates islam

>>71143922
>showing people the flaws of their actions is now a "retarded argument"

*poos*

>>71143924
that's fine in the winter in cold places

not showering frequently only becomes a problem when you live in a sweatbox

*posts actions*

>>71143940
I never thought I would die fighting beside a yank

CHIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEESE

Holy shit depresses me immensely to look through Facebook.

There are people who went to parties, dressed fashionably and weren't embarrassed to be in photos (posing confidently) which I cannot say for myself in any way.

something both elegant and useless about the letter q

Alri lads waiting for the bus

>>71144046
pics xx

>>71144027
everyone only posts their good times on facebook lad unless they want a pity party which only sadcases do

those people have a lot of problems and issues as well they just don't make them known on social media

>>71144027
i deleted fb a year ago when the last person who talked to me stopped responding

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>enter gym
>WE WERE STAYING IN PARIS

>>71143872
not an expert but I think detroit is another issue, they had an industry based around the secondary sector of an economy (turning primary goods into secondary goods, i.e. manufacturing) whereas the new york economy is based on the tertiary sector of knowledge and information businesses.
secondary tier industries need ample amounts of cheap labour which was found much easier in shitskin countries, essentially those businesses left which is then what led to crime and not the other way around. because tertiary services are strong in ny (being a global leader of finance especially) businesses will always want to move there, even without gov funding it would be hard for them to lose that reputation, esp being the biggest city of america
also that's all redundant because my original argument is there's more wealth in ny, doesn't matter if that came from tax funding because that's still tangible wealth experienced by people

>>71144054

>everyone only posts their good times on facebook lad

Yes of course the only difference being that I have no good times at all to speak of. I have never been to a single party or felt "cool" among my friends in one or posed like a goofy Chad or dressed fashionably despite being from level of wealth to do so in high school. I have utterly wasted my teenage years and have hung out with my friends an amount I can count on one hand these past three years (I graduated last year).

>>71143985
>flaws of their actions
Fucking rorke, there isn't a programme called White and British because there is no need to be, it's the default standard, that's why you have Top Gear, QI, and every panel show. Everyone knows what it means to be white and British.
This is like complaining why they make documentaries about wild cats instead of domestic cats.

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had a fright when i saw this lad

he's in a crowded area haha

>>71144060
I believe I recognize you as the turbo-robot Australian who dropped out of uni and you have my sincere sympathy.

>>71144105
once watched a fascinating documentary on domestic cats

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where did all the leafposters go

I can't imagine complaining about "rorkes" unless I was a poor student in a leftist phase.

>>71144104
>I graduated last year

so you're what, 20?

that's more than enough time to become a normie unless you're super ugly and have schizophrenia or some shite

just take small steps to improve yourself and over time they'll build you up into a normie

>>71144163
or a butthurt paki, of course

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>>71144127
am i a robot? i don't hate anyone but myself

>>71144174
are you 1)virgin 2)NEET 3)spend all your time on the chon and playing vidya 4)have no friends?

congrats you're a robot

>>71144189
all but numero uno

>>71144163
It is NOT a phase

>>71143984
>Her name is actually Nazi Paki

>>71144166
>that's more than enough time to become a normie unless you're super ugly and have schizophrenia or some shite

In the far future, no. I am not attractive and my living situation is the one I've described here before of being the house beta where I share a room I'm locked out of and clothes even. With my upbringing as well I was essentially predestined to be at the lowest social rung, and I resent my parents immensely for basically encouraging a "you're a loser but you're/will be better than them in the end!!!" mindset.

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>>71144189
i don't play video games

>>71144209
it's great isn't it haha

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>>71144209
never seen a live rorkesheed like this one before

Watching US netflix (with getflix.com.au if you're interested). How I've missed my shows, family guy, american dad, portlandia, louie. You can also watch nathan for you on cc.com directly with the same service. x

treating myself to some autonomous sensory meridian response

>>71144216
join the military they're starting a huge recruiting drive they want to add a bunch of new personell across all branches
don't wanna see combat? well it's a good thing that 90% of the military is non combat roles

if you can't join the army because of medical issues or a criminal record then go work the oil fields you'll make 6 figures within one year no bullshit

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>.com.au

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The gf

Who here has spent so long detached from normal social groups, schooling, labor, social connection, athletics etc... that they routinely catch themselves realizing that they don't actually care upon finding something engaging.

>>71144254
>louie

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

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>go work the oil fields you'll make 6 figures within one year no bullshit

>>71144300
looks like she should be selling me some protein shake

fucking hate the look of louis ck, never watched his show tbf
my brother is obsessed with him and reddit letter media

>>71144322
here

legitimately do not care if i spend the rest of my life working at a servo and living in a shack

after this particularly bitter winter I have come to appreciate the so-called "double socking"

>>71144324
Never watched his standup, his show isn't sjw at all.

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So I was at the mosque yesterday, and this stupid Bengali runt said "PengestMunch is better than Reviewbrah", so I glassed him right in the jaw.

Learn some fucking manners.

>>71144340
I'd like her to shake my protein if you know what I mean

>>71144254
it doesn't list netflix on its supported channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcUKDIfwAQ4

Louie the show is great.

>>71144326
it's actually very safe you're more likely to be maimed working as a carpenter than as a roughneck

"winter"? what is "winter"? i am "snow incognito"

>>71144281
I do study and my parents would basically disown me if I was not studying. I would otherwise join the army though I cannot shake the prejudice of working such a low class job despite the fact that my studies alone will likely end in failure as is my own family's social position (my parents are both the children of rich people but only retain their snobbery).

i don't care for standup at all

>>71144384
if i wasn't a retard i'd like a job working on an oil rig

>>71144379
It works.
Go to manage your account and select the beta region or whatever for netflix.
It doesn't "officially" support netflix. Probably to be a bit more off radar.

Once my wife and I visited the cafe in the beautiful Hotel Imperial in New Delhi. It has a garden lined with palms, excellent tea and friendly waiters in uniforms that recall the colonial era. A young man served us. The name tag on his uniform attracted my interest so I asked him why he had this rather unusual name for an Indian man. "Oh, my parents named me after a great historic person," he explained.

The name, in black letters on a golden plate, read: Adolf.

I told him that he, as a dark-skinned person, wouldn't have survived long in Nazi Germany. The waiter looked at me surprised and said: "But I'm Aryan!"

>>71144402
if you can manage to post on 4chan that's about all the mental faculty needed to work an oil rig

so what was #710000000? thats sooo fucking funny

>see 5-6/10 girl who i can imagine being my actual gf on facebook
>she's actually crazy, has bpd, leftist sjw meme shit like being genderfluid (this means she's sufficiently crazy enough to be in my league)
>see pictures of her at parties and see convos of hers with friends who are attractive socially connected women
>see attractive ex-bf

It's much easier for women.

>>71144362
someone told me he's 23

>>71144399
the military isn't low class depending on what MOS you choose

sure the cooks and the laundry lads are but you've also got stuff life geospatial engineer and intelligence which are open to enlisted

>>71144114
I've reported you to the relevant authorities

>>71144449
how does one apply for these jobs
sounds right up my alley. Yanks are lucky they can get just about any job in America

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What book you lot reading then lads?

>>71144454
your standards are too high

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>>71144475
> someone told me he's 23
You mean 32.

He has the benjiman button disease.

>>71144454
yeah no shit
men will literally put up with anything for a decent ride

>>71144449
i'm sure it requires some sort of degree just like everything else these days

>>71144403
2bh i dnt care can't be bothered setting that up

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>the military isn't low class

>>71144524
a culture of critique

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Been out of work a month today
Have applied to like 50 jobs
Not one interview lol

>>71144524
i can't read

>>71144563
Oh ok. x

>>71144500
the world ain't your safe space bud

>>71144524
4chan

Growing up I remember so many other teens who had no jobs but actually fashionable and "expensive" clothes they updated frequently. I believe it must be normal for adults to regularly buy their children clothes but I would not know because I wore about five Walmart outfits the entirety of high school. It is pathetic but this is something I frequently still think about, and I had a job in high school. Do people buy clothes for their children?

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>tfw you're trying to make youtube great again
There is no end to this shit.

My name's Larry the Cable Guy. I'm really loving this cable. Can I borrow your ethernet cable? I love those cables. Thanks, pal! I owe you one. One cable? You want a cable? You want a table for two? You want to sleep in a stable? You want to build the Tower of Babel? Your last name is Gable? Your cat is in the Cradle? And the silver spoon? Little boys? Can't say I'm averse! I'm really much more of a chorus! HahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>71144600
how else do you think teens get clothes?

>>71123215

Come to /mämmi/ lads

waiting on the clothes van lads

based alcoholic kiwi

>>71144600
nah had to make em ourselves

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>>71144576
Literally have to apply to 1,000 jobs to get one call back.

My family are refugees, but I seriously hated every immigrant I saw when I was job-hunting.

Just keep applying until your fingers go numb.

>>71144600
>only about 5 times a year did i have to worry about what to wear
school uniforms are great

>>71144615
>Babel
stopped reading right there.

>>71144576
Been out of work for the roughly the same length of time, but I haven't applied for anything desu

ITT: nosey parkers

>>71144648
fuck off you dirty arab nigger

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still think about this poor sod every so often desu.

>>71144525
Excluding my personal life on a very surface level that girl ought to be attainable to me especially since that I am marginally more attractive than her.

>>71144618
Do kids just ask their parents for clothes? I wasn't poor growing up.. If they don't ask then it must be random. I literally cannot imagine the mechanics of this.

>>71144655
what kind of fucking biblical bollock shit would it be if it was pronounced 'babble'
you ugly fucking cunt

>>71144661
Why does no one talk about him in Bedazzled?

been out of work for 9 years

>>71144694
been out of work for 23 years

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Would shag Adele

>>71144705
her real accent is awful

>>71144680
don't reply
it's the leaf hell-bent on razing /brit/ to the ground

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>>71144705
need a thick shagable sugar mummy gf desu la

>>71144705
You'd think after getting famous and rich you'd hire a fucking personal trainer so you're not a fat fuck

>>71144729
Nah, proper filthy Cockney.

Better than yours, Bruce.

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>>71144689

>>71144705
Are you blind senpai?

>>71144705
white supremacy wins again

>>71144687
my dad worked in a clothes shop that sold branded clothes so he'd just being home clothes whenever I asked because he could get them at the supplier price

But we have school uniforms here so I only needed clothes if I was going to an event which was rare enough. Most he'd buy me was a jacket or two and and some hoodies

>>71144752
She's not that fat, lad.

Proper womanly figure.

>>71144687
from the way your goin on its obvious shes a mite out of yer markarth (gamer rhyming slang for 'reach')

>>71144744
is there a new leafy sheed in town
errrr what a smellyun

>>71144755
you're a mess

>>71144752
it's incredible isn't it
she doesn't just have the money for a personal trainer but she could have fuck-all obligations if she wanted, just take it easy for half a year and dedicate that time to your personal health

>>71144752
i'd bet money the biggest reason she's won so many awards is because she's borderline obese

might become a famous singer lads

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>>71144680
What's your problem, rourke?

I'll have you know I was born here, unlike you fucking rourkes coming over here from rourkestan taking my rightful $14/hr warehouse jobs.

Why don't you fuck off back to Rourkebad?

whoa didn't realise leicester are going to get relegated
what a story

>>71144811
Thinking of becoming a fighter pilot/formula 1 driver myself

>>71144795
You're an Aussie

>rourke
fonc fonc fonc foy foy foy for for for

>>71144792
nah I've just noticed for a while a leaf making blatantly inflammatory posts, taking pictures off google images and claiming they're something related to him, etc
only way I can comprehend such an absolutely horrific poster, bad even for canadian standards

>>71144853
good lad

can't be that hard

might become a tyrannosaurus rex

>>71144562
no it doesn't even require a high school diploma there's 16 year olds out there working them

>>71144516
there's listings for them all over the place the only requirement is a pair of steel toed boots and the ability to pass a urine screen

>>71144811
you have to be attractive to just sing

>>71144808
Fucking idiot

*strolls into thread*
*HEEMS every man on sight*
*pulls up chair*
*sits on it backwards*
alri

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>L I T E R A L L Y 10's of thousands of men with your genes got laid for you to have your pathetic virgin existence
What is your excuse?

>>71144873
you find Susan Boyle attractive, mate?

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morning lads

didnt hear back from my application to become an astronaut lads

>>71144791
>Has a literal double chin
>Fat accumulating on her hands
>Probably wearing a corset or something and had to constrict her rib cage to get into that dress
Hahaha mate that's not a womanly figure, she's just using tricks to make it seem like it

Doin' an ol' 'omolust.

>>71144869
if i go to america would you marry me so I can get citizenship?

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>>71144869
>no it doesn't even require a high school diploma there's 16 year olds out there working them
i guarantee they have family or friends in the business who pulled a few strings. it's not that easy for outsiders
>>71144878
prove me wrong

to be fair her portly figure is probably what gives her her resonating voice

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>>71144882
i eat 2 days worth of calories for breakfast evry morning, thats why no gf

>>71144903
mmm, yeah okay mate. You win the internets.

>>71144923
fatso

>>71144882

Whilst most men throughout history have been able to find partners through the dependency of women on men and social custom I now live in a time where young men disproportionately live at home and are surrounded by women who statistically flock to an increasingly smaller percentage of men.

i personally, strongly believe that all citizens of canada should be killed

>>71144923
stop eating you fat cunt

>>71144923
Good lad you'll be benching 2pl8 in no time

By my reckoning with reasonable economies it's possible to fully stock a man's wardrobe, ensuring he can be well dressed for any occasion, for about £15,000-£20,000, which should be well within the reach of most people.

Thoughts?

>>71144919
She's an incredibly successful pop star. Not sure why you think it's only her weight that makes her successful.

>>71144882
rape is harder to get away with

>>71144923
bulking are ya? good lad

>go on Tinder
>hundreds of 20-something single 7/10 women all holding out for the perfect man (who doesn't exist)

strange state of affairs.

willys

thoughts?

>>71144968
it's their culture, they pay by the pound out there

anyone else crush their crisps into tiny pieces before eating them?

>>71144968
never said it was the only reason, just that it's a big part of her facade

fat girls need a hero too

>>71144968
Its the same reason Ed Sheeran is successful. For some reason normies love famous ugly people.

>>71144981
*willies

retard

>go on Ashley Madison

strange spate of affairs.

>>71144982
explain taylor swift

>>71144996
not because theyve got good voices and make catchy/emotionally resonant choons?

>>71144882
I'd bet a significant % of those times they didn't "get laid" but instead just raped women.

>>71144959
Shut your fucking ignorant tory mouth you out of touch billionaire TWAT

>>71144892
meme. literally hasn't been a factor for yonks

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>>71144882
> your pathetic virgin existence
for YOU

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>>71144997
Maybe he meant people named Willy you fucking dunce

>>71144981
I don't like willies...
I LOVE willies haha.

>>71144996
Like Taylor Swift, or the countless boy/girl bands?

>>71144916
sure thing la x

>>71144919
no they really didn't and it is that easy to get
the reason why not everyone is doing it is because it is EXTREMELY strenuous work it's 12 hour days for two weeks straight then some time off
also the drilling is out in the middle of absolute nowhere and you are cut off from the outside world the entire time you're drilling
these places are truly remote

>>71145044
taylor swift has an ugly body

>>71144923
How do you even manage 5000 calories in one sitting?

Explain yourself you fat shit

>>71145031
whos your fave
mines the whale

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>>71144899
The government gave me my job right when I got off the plane.

Still, I hate all these Bengalis taking our rightful jobs.

Alri lads going to whip myself up a nice breakfast, what do you recommend?

Alri lads?

Been away from /Brit/ for a while now, almost 20 minutes. What did I miss?

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business idea: multiracial civic fascism

>>71144923
hope you're a tall cunt

>>71145075
some filthy fucking paki rat is stinking up the place
did you get me 'netto?

I wish I could eat 2500 calories in one sitting that'd make this so called """""bulk""''" a lot easier

>>71145072
cornflakes

>>71144882
I have sex at least 5 times a month lad :)

stop saying alri

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life is VERY boring

Office waifu has been to the toilet A LOT this morning

Bet her fanny's bleeding haha

Alri

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>when an aussie responds to your post

>>71145098
Got you a whole pack of nettos m8. They're in the bottom drawer of the freezer

>>71145072
5000 calories

>>71145137
>gif
fuck off

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Made a /mämmi/ general with homolust content.

alri

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>>71144923
Fancy a drink la?

>>71145158
>paki
fuck off

>>71145140
seen mate seen

>>71145131
that or shes got the runs and is squirting out razor sharp bumsyrup every 10 minutes
go for a good sniff next time she walks past x

>>71145137
me after I eat ya mums cunt

>>71144923
now start picking things up and putting them back again and you'll be strong in no time

>>71145072
I'm gonna have pasta, pilchards in tomato sauce and grated cheese for brekkie

Get on my level

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I really like you guys /brit/, but have you accepted Allah as your lord and saviour yet?

Why not?

>>71145131
maybe she just smashed out 16 pints of lager, a vindaloo and a gram of coke on sunday and is having the beeriod of her life

just sayin', yknow

bash the fash

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woah

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>bash the fash
Try it

made 2 posts so far today and not had a (You)

Yes yes, very interesting 4chan.
*tabs back to realchan*

how much do you think project scorpio will cost

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gotta shovel the driveway lads bye

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*bashes the fash*
Peh, no problem.

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>>71145208
meanwhile, i've ad' plenty

>>71144524 (me)
>>71144923 (me)

>>71145197
cool

>>71145234
too much for it to be worth it

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gotta head to the mosque lads

It'll only be a minute.

@71145208
shan't be tricking me into a free (you)

>>71145284
fine i'll just give myself a (You)

>>71145234
literally bought an Xbox One a couple weeks before the announcement, there was like 10 years between the Xbox 360 and this one
seething

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>>71145235
*helps you*
*runs around throwing snowballs at you*
*falls over you and looks a bit longer than usual into your eyes*
Err. S-sorry.

>>71145178
Hmm not bad but slightly too atypical of a breakfast for me. I'm settling on scrambled eggs and bacon desu

>>71145174
josie why are you still using a proxy sweetie
knew you were lying when you said you were on holiday

I used to think that getting a gf would complete my happiness. Like it was the final missing piece of my existence and I could just be content withh lot knowing I had that other person there to rely on.

But I still feel empty lads. Took me 24 years to get a gf and I still don't feel complete. When do I reach my completeness lads? ;_;

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would rather eat a molotov and sit on a pair of scissors than be a fucking j*nitor on a fucking imageboard

>>71144524
reading mango

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£7 valentines meal deal from poundland

>>71145306
Live a little m8

>>71145083
the VF in Austria was multi ethnic as it took inspiration the the Austro Hungarian empire

>>71143417
Catholics are not even people.

>>71145287
it was at least an S right?

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would rather be turned inside out and be forced to eat my own organs while maisie williams rattles my ball bag with a hammer than be a fucking j*nitor on a fucking imageboard

>>71145377
good post cuzzybro

*does a little dance*

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>>71145342
Hey /brit/, some of you are alright.

Don't go into Boston harbour tomorrow.

>>71145377
muslims are untermensch

>>71145423
That is not what your sister says.

reply to this

>>71145437
ok

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>>71145377
>>71145395
>>71145436

>>71145406
*joins you*

>when a yank tries to banter you by bringing up the boston tea party as if we even got taught about that at school
wonder if we're like their Germany

37
Shan't you dirty phimo bastard

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>>71145423
I'd rather be a Rasheed than a Mick.

Say what you will about Muslims, but Paddys are worse.

smartphones killed the flash game star

>>71145455
not him

F*CK RIGHT OFF RSHED'

>>71145337
"what's in it?" I here you all ask, well...

crab meat on bread for £2
meatballs, pot-noodle and peas for £3
after eights and ferrero rocher for £2

that's a moray

>>71145436
shes only 12 so she doesn't know what a subhuman his. I'm sure shes learning, shes already told me how nobody likes the paki in her class because she smells like shit

>>71145460
Literally this
I live in Birmingham and the only terrorist attack we had was by those filthy murdering mick cunts

http://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/uk-not-taking-seriously-brexit-impact-on-ireland-1.2972598

Semi regularly seeing articles like this

Why the fuck should we care about Ireland so much? Don't get why they feel so entitled to be coddled

>>71145490
When Ireland falls to Islam and your sister is fucked by Muslim men how will you feel?

just filtered the paki AMA

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Alri, fellow Britbros.

>>71145539
lol triggered

>>71145528
why are you so sure that will happen?
goatfuckers aren't the first invaders irelands faced

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>>71145542
three (3) of those (you)s were me, a Scot. How does that make you feel wee man?

>>71145560
Because the victory of Islam is inevitable.

>>71145486
After 8 and Ferrero Rocher for only 2 quid? Need to get in on this bargain

>i live in birmingham
hello mohammad

>>71145578
>>71145578

>bros
don't reply to me ever again

>>71145572
You're a Brit.

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>>71145478