Mexico edition
pick not related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33rOCBrBJo
>feb 14th again
>>71139656
It's the 13th.
>>71139624
Mexico?
>>71139624
I saw this video and it was in argentina, not mexico
RACIST
>go out with friends for the first time in a while to see a movie
>start feeling nauseous, anxious, and extremely uncomfortable
>no relief after it ends, just feeling terrible
It just never stops does it
>February
What the fuck is this shit? Winter is my only sanctuary from warmth and this has been an absolutely pathetic winter. FUCK it'll be spring in no time
my moods so shitty tonight, think maybe ovulating or something.
>my life wont get any better
>grab pen & paper
>star writing goodbye note
>cry a lot
>no i can do this i have what it takes
i blame lifting.
>>71139697
>tfw patches of clovers popping up as early as Feb 8th
We laughed at Gore, now no one is laughing.
>>71139694
all rook same to me
>>71139684
México.
>>71139699
go buy a lionel coinbank
problems solved
>it's not even RNH yet
pretty lame desu, time to get the tunes going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdhhCCiIx40
>>71139684
Hello si
>>71139624
>los problems
>los
>problemas
fucking gringo
>>71139697
No kidding, I hear one lonely spring peeper in my backyard. The poor fucker, no one else is there, he's just singing waiting for some female to show up.
>>71139744
???
are you stupid?
>>71139739
Why does Tamaliupas hog all of the border? Doesn't seem fair Nuevo Leon gets so little.
>>71139719
everytime I see an anime poster I think he/they are twink faggots and it gets my dick hard because I think about ravaging boi puss
>>71139697
You guys too? This winter has sucked, 30 fucking degrees Celsius in February, I think summer is going to kill me
i like girl
>>71139744
No puedo escribir in Español proque no lo se.
>get tinder when I didn't really care about dating
>get 5 odd matches a day
>start actually wanting to go on dates again
>barely get 3 a week
Gonna kill myself real quick deßu
>>71139771
im glad i made you happy I guess.
>>71139829
HAH
that's good
Lena Paul looks like a fucking retard in every one of her videos
is there a way to set up a synchtube room, but stream from a HD instead of youtube links?
I cant seem to do it form Hitbox or Twitch and Ive got koth and classic simpsons on deck
This one's a real thinker stinker
https://psmag.com/do-deaf-babies-need-to-be-fixed-20aa00d9446#.tu01qe1sh
HIJUESUCHINGADAMADRE
TORO
MAX
>>71139803
The secret appears to be not caring.
>>71139803
>Gonna kill myself real quick
Meet you in the seventh circle of hell
>>71139840
Yeah, kinda kills it for me.
>yfw everything is a marketing scheme. EVERYTHING
>>71139916
clintons are actually pulling the strings Trump is a puppet
>>71139916
Profit?
>>71139916
people just now knowing the clintons are friends with trump?
>>71139812
>not denying it
I will find you and I will fuck you
>tfw got addicted to Pokemon
I feel like I won't be able to stop until I catch them all legitimately, as in nohax.
fucking hate tonsil stones
>>71139946
wut game, senpai
>>71139946
Pokemon is pretty shit now tbqh famalam
>>71139952
Do you squish them and take a quick sniff before throwing it away?
>>71139943
lets not do this larping shit okay. i know im an attention whore but...
>>71139916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5A02pNcGHs
>>71139967
Who the fuck is larping, I'm actually going to track you down.
>>71139894
I mean on swipes alone, my profile is unchanged
It's like they can smell that I want to actually give them a chance rather than just touvh their butt ehn leave in the morning
>>71139954
All of them Gen IV and on. I need all the regions to catch them all.
>>71139964
i understand the human habit of smelling bad things but the smell is so rancid even that curiosity doesn't overpower the awful stench
>>71139967
>that image
>that filename
>not the Canadian flag
Something suspicious happening here.
>>71139983
>It's like they can smell that I want to actually give them a chance rather than just touvh their butt ehn leave in the morning
Yes that's exactly what I mean.
>>71139987
you dont need to play Diamond pearl
trust me on this
>>71139859
not to sure, but from a cursory internet search MyCircleTV might work if the file is below 5GB
>>71140007
I already played Diamond when I was younger so I had a save already completed.
>>71139989
I always do even though it disgusts me.
haha
*dances and looks at you inquisitively*
>>71140027
i just want them gone forever. i had them for years without knowing what they were. it explained a lot
>>71140028
wtf is a tonsil stone.
>>71140047
>tfw you had a tonsil stone stuck for weeks and your tongue couldn't squeeze it out
>>71140060
Cauliflower that grows in your mouth.
>>71140013
best bet seems to be uploading it to google drive...
hmmm
>>71140047
Me too, not exactly sure where I first heard it but I was surprised how common it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QMDvxiEfyQ
Essential tonsillolithcore watching coming right up
>>71140028
You are master of the dancing
>>71140060
I recommend Google image search.
>>71140082
perhaps, but maybe try registering for MyCircleTV using a throwaway email as its free and see how the myCloud thing they offer works, sounds to me like it should be sufficient
>>71140071
tongue? the only way I can get them out is with q-tips. sometimes make the back of my mouth bleed to get them out i hate them so fucking much
this is making me kek on an inside type of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onC5xI_rAhw
>>71140071
>>71140110
sounds like something only you anglos have.
>sitting down to poop
>pee while pooping because might as well
>shake wee wee to let out extra drips
>stand up and pee still drips out onto my toilet seat and boxers
anyone else have this problem?
>>71140135
Did you get your tonsils removed?
>>71140148
its because when youre sitting your peepee ducts arent totally aligned the right way or pressurized or whatever this other plumbing shit, and theres always a little extra left in your bladder.
The trick is stand up a little, hold your peener aiming towards the toilet, and arch your back
Which one do you pick?
>>71140125
Sticking a q-tip back there would make me gag. Tried it once and never again. My tongue is more flexible than Gene Simmons' so it usually works fine.
>>71140177
they all have cheekbones that are way too defined
>>71140177
THE OUT DOOR
>>71140177
tay, also who is the ugly in the bottom left
>>71140177
Far left I guess.
>>71140187
is the make up.
>>71140170
i think so.
>>71140172
seems like a feasible idea
>>71140177
taytay
>>71140206
>i think so.
Then you can't even get them you friccin dip.
>>71140263
hey how are you doing winner
>upload to cloud
>doesnt show up in videos
>start from google drive
>video starts, black screen with just the audio
what the literal fuck
>>71140236
im not sure if i have them or not, how can you know, i just know that i had tonsillitis as a kid and that i almost died on new years eve, or maybe im mixing up stories.
But im not 100% that i dont have em.
>>71140279
>NSA monitoring program hiccup
>>71140177
karlie kloss
>>71140293
Just open your mouth while looking in a mirror.
>>71140177
for gf or for sex? they all look basic
none
>>71140325
do you have a valentine
>>71140326
i can feel em bro.
Never got a stone though, told you is your weak ass anglo genes.
could really go for a big ol steak right now
>>71140359
>weak ass anglo genes.
At least I know what a tonsil is without explanation, kek
>>71140419
yis :3333
Pussy poppin on a handstand
>>71140460
What's their band name, /cum/?
>>71140460
Your mouth probably smells like shit, you shouldnt be too proud.
>>71140492
che boludo
>>71140419
You're that guy with the American GAMER GURL XD slut?
>>71140491
I brush my teeth familia
Eyo
who is /cum/'s general valentine? Should we make a card for them or just all make one for baja
Mexican jimmies status:
rustled [X]
unrustled [_]
My work here is done.
>>71140564
i am.
>>71140564
bebbi
>>71140564
BajaChan I guess.
>assuming BajaChan actually shows up
>>71140580
But didn't she try to steal your steam gameZ (lol)
Or was that yet another MeJicano who has fallen to the trap that is white women
>>71140572
>mexican jimmies
>rustled with weak ass bait
the divorced guy is kinda a pussy but everyone else here can handle it.
i need to take a damn good piss
>>71140596
Absolutely not.
>>71140564
any Romanian poster
>>71140602
Eu falo um pouco portugues
et je parler francais, malment
>>71140690
AU SI TE PEGO
pero un vergazo maldita hoja de mierda.
>>71140648
Is that why you had to respond?
>>71140702
No spicy revenge nudes to share huh
>>71140740
Is that why you had to respond?
>>71140748
que fea
yawn
>>71140779
I thought meJicanos had dynamic IPs
Nudes are only 3 days anyway
>>71140779
>getting banned for ass
>>71140717
>[bean noises]
Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out what mierda means, it's the same in French and Portuguese.
>>71140779
I get banned pretty frequently but never for ass you'll be fine
not too fond of this swiss mushroom soup, tbqh
>>71140810
Not true, is MERDE in french.
c est comme ça que je sais que vous ne savez pas français
>>71140877
>merde
>mierda
It's the same pham, spanish just ends every word with o or a
>>71140922
ASSIM
VOCE
ME
MATA
>>71140922
french sounds like gargling cum while speaking it
*revs up your engine*
>>71140976
kudos for delivering but I'm kind of disappointed, nice thighs tho
>>71140976
no wonder she left you, your house was a mess.
WELL IMMA SMACK MY CRACK MY DICK RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD
I'm feelin down, post some /cum/tunes
>>71140976
Hairy muff my negro, good job
>>71141072
maybe it's just the pose/angle, doesn't do the ass justice
but yeah nice legs
>>71141072
Tiene pinta de que vives por la campiña.
>>71141090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGRrOEbY3pI
How did California get flooded if it was drought
>>71141090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bTR_Op0Ges
>>71141090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTAHeCEDX-s
>>71141120
>those fucking terrible flags
Jesus.
>>71141116
ya deja de postear a esta puta vieja que esta bien fea con sus cejas parece Frida Kahlo wey
>>71141141
a) we're not flooded, its literally one area
b) too much water too quickly, and too much for our resevoirs
>>71141161
HE WAS A BOII SHE WAS A GIRL
>>71141181
Pinchi chicano como dice pendejadas compa.
>>71141090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=484HrVCT4yc
>>71140279
Google drive's player is fukt m8. Use vimeo
>>71141090
I don't even know what i'm listening to anymore desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0eBu4x8WM&index=18&list=PLxCY2_xZxZzJnq6HraBn2bc3f-1Sr742J
>>71141164
No need to be defensive dude
>>71141090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c
>>71141185
I see
>>71141222
He always gets worked up over random shit, he said that was why she left him.
>>71141236
as I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
>>71141204
callate wey soy ario
I hope you all had a wonderful Darwin Day
>>71141249
looks like a good lay either way
>>71141202
>never been there
Whaat? dude, la campiña, por la comercial mexicana, a un lado de la isla.
>>71141252
Lo único blanco que tienes son los mecos que te voy a hechar.
I haven't written my essay haha lol fuck me.
>haven't heard back from any grad schools yet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71141209
Fantastic taste.
>>71141273
>unstable
>"gets worked up over random shit"
The latter is pretty well within the domain of the former.
>he doesnt listen to the finest mexican avant-garde
lame!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aghXt737yVY
>>71141292
Unfortunately, the best time is always now.
>>71141273
>unstable
>getting mad about random mildly critical posts
I think it's the same thing bud.
>>71141286
hecha me todos los mecos papu
>>71141329
>romance Cait from Fallout 4
>Fallout 4
Holy shit bud, how far behind are you?
>>71141331
https://youtu.be/gJs15ftoH-c
>>71141329
Do you never leave your fucking house or what?
Ubicas la puta calle Sinaloa? la calle Sinaloa donde acaba el malecón viejo, donde está el Senda.
>>71141286
>hechar
Where did skrillex go? Feel like he was really big not long ago
>>71141331
Sounds like our classical "Volksmusik"
Has anyone here actually used a dating site with success?
I've been thinking of trying it desu. But I'm also a kissless virgin with literally zero social life so yeah
>>71141438
Back to From first to last, they published their new single. The lyrics aren't that great, I'll probably buy the album anyways.
>>71141451
I have. What do you want to know?
>>71141438
He's back in his shitty emo band From First to Last
>midterm in 5 hours
>woke up an hour ago and can't fall back to sleep
kill me guys
>>71141454
How long have you been living here? The city is not that big desu.
>>71141441
sorry but is mexican avant garde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGMjKS4Vap0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PejBkU4-1fk
>>71141521
That doesn't sound bad at all.
I don't know Ilike it for some reason, but I think mariachi music is catchy too.
>>71141601
yes
>>71141601
Looks like the average german college girl, so yes.
>>71141601
Is looking a requirement?
>>71141596
>>71141596
lol that style of music is considered super low class and tacky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4r3LrlpW7c
I'm in dire need of a kiss
helpu meee
>>71141601
id do her desu.
>>71141684
*kisses you*
>>71141696
>her
>>71141640
most low class people here are listening to shitty rap music or arabian music. I mean I can't understand a lot of spanish, only a few words, so I can't tell if the lyrics are retarded.
>>71141707
come to germany, find yourself a college girl (if you are tanned that shouldn't be a problem) and enjoy your life as hetero man, with a male looking gf.
Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed
>>71141707
God can see past your feeble guessing games.
H-hey, /cum/. Will you be my valentine?
>tfw no erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy
>>71141768
sorry, you must be a grill
>>71141777
So I'll pick you up at 8 then.
>got an exam to wake up to in 6 hours
>feel moderately well-studied
>was tired up to this point
>kinda just want to keep studying
>doing an all-nighter will only ruin my performance during the exam
>>71141806
I-I dont believe you
>>71141822
sleep. now.
>>71141809
Must be hard living in Mexico.
>>71141837
g'night
>>71141888
night
don't want to be me anymore
>>71141935
Then don't
Do American news outlets report news outside of the US??
do you sleep with your head in a refridgerator, /cum/?
>>71142025
Not really, no. It has to be really big news.
>>71142025
Depends on the news outlet but most often no.
>>71142034
prefer the deep freeze tbqh
>>71142034
i sleep with my head in a puddle of tears
>>71142062
ah yes, 13F, the typical summer temperature in Canuckia
I can go right now and buy some McDonald's
>>71142083
let's play chess
https://lichess.org/vEHHFUxM
>>71142034
which anime
>>71142025
they do
funny thing is they'll often have a correspondent in london doing all of the news stories for europe and often africa, then one person in tokyo doing all of asia
>>71142130
my little demi-chan cant possibly be this Kawaii
So here's my second question... Do Canadian news outlets provide international news to their citizens??
>>71142186
half of it is shit from the US
>>71142186
Yes, we get a lot of news from Burgerland especially.
>>71142230
>>71142234
YANKd
>>71142186
Does your news outlets usually run western stories?
>>71142186
i get a lot of news about people suffering
>>71142230
>>71142234
So Canadians are generally more informed about what happens in the world than Americans?
>>71142266
>>71142255
They always mention your president...
>>71142287
only about pain
>>71142250
>open any news site
>Trump does a thing
>Trump doesn't do a thing
>Trump
>Trump
>Trump
>Trump
>Trump
>Thing not immediately about Trump but he's still in there
>Trump
>Trump
>local news
>Oh yeah, that civil war in Ukraine is still going on
>Trump
>Trump
>>71142186
yes, but coverage is really bad
>disaster in some country kills 100 people
>30 seconds of coverage
>disaster is some country kills 100 people and 1 canadian
>4 minute story
>>71142287
we claim to be, because we're aware of canada and america, while they're just aware of america
majority of both countries is very ignorant so it doesn't matter
>>71142287
Well yeah, at the very least we know what's going on in 2 countries. Canada and the USA.
>>71142311
Makes sense.
>>71142322
That's exactly what it is here, if it didn't kill an American it's probably just on the text bar.
>>71142322
>>disaster is some country kills 100 people and 1 canadian
>>4 minute story
I always hate that, especially since it's usually some """Canadian""" who hasn't lived here in years. Why should I care more?
Are Canadians generally nicer than Americans??
>>71142392
Americans always seem nice irl
>>71142392
there is no such thing as nicer
what is nice to one person is not necessarily nice to the next
what is perceived as niceness will vary as well
you cant make such a blatant generalization
>>71142392
That's how the stereotype goes anyways. It's impossible to actually know who is more nice though.
>>71142392
They are yuro tier nice.
Meaning, they will act nice in front of you but secretly hate you when you aren't around.
>>71142392
canada is more polite
america is more friendly
smaller places usually have nicer people
>>71139768
actually Nuevo León years ago bought 20 km of land from Tamaulipas just to claim it has a border
>>71142432
Never thought of it that way.
i wish ladies in porn got more training in faking orgasms
>guys barely been fucking her for 2 seconds
>'UUGGHHH OOHHHHH YES FUCK ME!!!!!!!!"
>>71142535
prefer amateur porn for this reason
>>71142535
>guy rubs his dick on her tits for 10 seconds
>OOOOOOOOOHHHH, YEAAAAAHHH
Like he found the secret G-spot.
Someone gave me the flu
>>71142535
i wish porn wasnt a notion that humans could possibly conceive sometimes
If you fall in love with an asian, it's called yellow fever.
If you fall in love with an american, is it called swine flu?
>>71142580
Stay hydrated and if you think you're going to pass out, then call 911, because, boy, you will.
I nearly died to the flu as a child.
Though, a child's immune system isn't as robust as an adult's.
Pretty active for 4am.
>>71142636
There are many different types
Most likely it's just a cold anyway
>>71142736
It will really drop off in about an hour and stay dead until noon.
>>71142747
ah yes, the NEET schedule
/cum/, tell me how to change
>>71142781
Tomorrows also Valentines day so all of the NEET's are on edge.
>>71142795
What do you want to change?
>>71142795
>take off clothes
>put on new ones
heem'd
>>71143004
>chink advertisements
>>71143103
I'm 1/4th Lithuanian
>>71143422
prove it
What are some cities worth visiting in the US? They don't have to be state capitals
TALKING 'BOUT FREEDOM
>>71144261
some latvians dont eat milk with they cereal
they use apple jews
>>71144534
thats bullshit
you should feel bad for saying such a thing, we're not animals
*shuffle dances*
so I heard a dam in gaylifornia is about to burst
Kek so much for a draught
*action posts*
*counter attacks your action posts*
C-c-c-cOmBo BREAKEr xD
test
shut up germany
am I deluded?
I wish I was there sucking your dick
>>71145303
get banned homo
>>71145339
lol i would never suck your tiny dick calgary-kun
>>71145409
and me?
>>71145496
of course I would, right in front of him
>>71145518
*unzips*
well?
:v
every leaf should die
>>71145609
jealous much?
good morning /cum/
>>71145609
outstanding post right here
>classes delayed again
>this means that classes that start before 10:50 are cancelled
Guess I stayed up till 1:00 in the morning working and hating myself for not doing it spread out during the wekend for nothing
I sincerely hope some of you ainmu shitters that drone on about sll day are females
>>71145731
>sll
?
>>71145731
I'm male (male)
>>71145731
>4chan
>women
yeah, nah
being gay is NOT okay
>>71145766
Mesnt to type "sucking dick"
And i mean real female, not the LGBTWXY X Xir man in a skirt kind.
>>71145854
t. girl
Cocks are gross. Get those meatsticks out of my sight. Ewww
just got btfo out by an aussie over in /pol/
can i get a (you) to cheer me up?
@71146007
I got you senpai, hope I don't miss!
@71146007
sure
:^)
>>71145892
grills derail /cum/
this general is just too autistic to handle vagina
>>71146007
kek
link post
>>71146049
good lad
>>71146047
>>71146035
bad lads
>>71146071
:^)
>>71146063
>link post
>>>/pol/112426387
>>71146097
>yeah thats what the dog was trying to say
MY FUCKING SIDES
rate me please :3
***** BREAKING ***** TRUMP ADMITS BOGS ARE IN CONTROL OF MIDDLE EAST https://youtu.be/sx-TgSOTpAc (0:29 and 0:42)
FUCK YOU CANADIANS
You've ruined /int/ and /pol/
>>71146415
lol! I bet you have a tiny cock! But it's not your fault, you were just born that way
>clothes didn't fully wash
>have to walk to school in cold wet clothes
Gf?
>>71146882
>>71146898
The gf
>>71146415
>>71146515
>two asian kids are fighting
>>71146898
big gf for me?
>>71146832
>>71147004
al right get her in my basement i'll call it in
Who tf up???
America must annex Canada and remove leaf
I can't stand another day of Canadian shitposting
long live leaf