me on top edition
taking a risk
how to get a hickey?
SICK EM JANNY
>CTRL + F /brit/
>4 results
seriously fuck off yanks
>7 posts and not one Brit flag
Ah yesssss.... Feels like London
>>71139142
t. island yank
Ol' quickdraw is losing his ways lads...
would you lynch pic related?
>>71139142
don't you have a kangaroo to be punching in the face?
reckon I just found the world's biggest chip/crisp
>>71139162
who's that?
>>71139166
What about this one
*shows you my shoulder*
*scowls*
Anons, why have I never seen a girl get hit on in public? Not cat calling, but being asked out to drinks
I've never ever seen a guy ask a girl out
>>71139156
you're just as bad as them?
>>71139166
i'll call guinness book of records
>>71139166
at that point you might as well stop calling them hands and just say hams
>>71139181
cause you go to gay bars
>>71139089
unimaginative edition
yank brains are just sludge due to constant mindwave bombardment and being made partially of corn syrup
Just drank an entire liter of high-fructose corn syrup
gonna rock down to electric avenue
any of you want anything?
>>71139223
one cornetto please
>new /brit/ thread gets deleted
>this survives >>71138938
>>71139223
tamagotchi
uh oh baby reddit yank is upset big J deleted his thread
>got this girl to start going to Mass regularly and work at becoming a good girl catholic
>tfw barely Christian borderline atheist and never go to church ever
>>71139234
QUALITY thread
>>71139218
>liter
FUCK
OFF
YANKEE
SCUM
hey guys, i'm new here from r/4chan
work
>>71139246
CHI
any other personnel from reddit?
report here
here
>>71139240
Good lid
>>71139181
perhaps it has something to do with the fact you never leave your basement
absolutely everyone here
angry pom >>71120110
>work
>>71139181
Because you don't usually invite the local autist to supervise the event
I have to wake up in 4 hours hahahhaHAHAHAHA
digimon is here!!
Saw a cute girl by herself at the bus stop but I didn't get off the bus to ask her out
5 more days of wageslavery lads
>tfw no work tomorrow
the state of you lot
literally no real brit posts to feed off
worthless cretins, the lot of you
WE WANT JFS BACK
BRIT FOR THE BRITS
someone slap my nigger ass
saw a cute girl through my telescope but didnt drive the two miles to ask her out
>>71139272
Regale me with your stories then lad
How many times have you seen it happen?
>>71139345
>WE WANT JFS BACK
haha where did they go
>>71139240
This is why Canada is being punished
dumb brendanposters
>>71139362
???
perfectly comfy and tranquil here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
jews would be lost without their phony holocaust
>>71139352
i've seen it happen but it's a hard listen desu, felt like i should go somewhere else at the bar cos i was intruding. toes curled with the cringe. he was not successful.
71139399
woah you are right!!
MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIN
>>71139410
REALLY enjoyed that movie when I was young. Looking back it's fucking terrible
have you ever noticed british youtubers are the worst
>>71139409
what's the difference between a burrito and a fajita?
>>71139178
outstanding post
>>71139432
its true batkino
>>71139432
monsters inc is one of the best films
>>71139437
I notice that a lot of them either tray that "cute silly english man" thing or try to be authoritative and ramble about things which yanks lap up, aka PJW
is this love
that im feeling
every canadian browses reddit
listening to death metal right now lads
It is statistically likely every poster with an American flag is not of White European descent
>>71139478
>try to be authoritative and ramble about things
this is mostly what i was thinking
don't know who would fit your first definition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
wish i was hanging out with thailad listening to this
the 'biege is quite literally the only British youtuber worth watching
>>71139521
Yogscast but desu I enjoy their older stuff
i was meant to be a medieval warrior slaughtering people by the dozens
i'd be a one-man holocaust except i wouldn't limit my killing to any specific groups of people i would literally kill anyone in sight
anyone else feel like they were born in the wrong time period?
>>71139521
where have I seen this image before?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE BABY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED BABY
DON'T NEED A PLAN
OF WHAT YOU WANNA DO
Bit of the ol dy skin haha
>>71139503
no it isn't you fucking poohead
>>71139580
watch your language
>>71139555
>i was meant to be a medieval warrior slaughtering people by the dozens
>anyone else feel like they were born in the wrong time period?
>>71139571
is that a skidmark you savage
>>71139598
that isn't gyno, that's just a fat cunt
>>71139580
>t. Giani Sargsyan-Hernandez, 100% """""""""""white""""""" American
>>71139606
No skidmarks here Nige
>>71139540
give actual name pls, I have yet to find a good brit youtuber
Trust me, I'm white
my grandfather is Italian
looks like some irish posters have decided to start /éire/pol
its as bad as you can imagine
>>71139618
yeah okay and new zealand is so white itself. fuck off assears
>>71139617
t. gyno expert
>>71139645
isn't there like one irish poster in all of 4chan?
>>71139622
One or two more wipes next time
>>71139627
the so-called lindybeige
>71139649
Kiwis might be turning yellow but they're still whiter then you mate
>>71139645
a bunch of pederasts thinking religion should govern the country?
>>71139627
chicken connoisseur
stating my case
>>71139645
Had no idea there even existed rightwing Irish
>>71139649
>>71139661
I'm not even sure what you're pointing out mate, could you circle it?
Hey, so, did anyone see that guy outside riding the horse? Did you see him?
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>71139645
I thought your rorkes were confined to the countryside fucking sheep or in churches fucking children?
can't see that demographic accessing 4chan, or even having internet access
death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URhmC865SGI
>>71139617
t. (You)
would you:
chop off one bollock for £1,000,000
or
chop off both bollocks for £3,000,000
have a lot of respect for the janny
it must get tiresome dealing with our regurgitated gimmicks on a daily basis
i would struggle to remain benign if it were me. i can't stand leafs
>>71139693
yes
>>71139690
That massive brown bit mate in your huggies mate.
>>71139693
no but it sounds really funny
>>71139685
>5'9"
>300 lbs
oi oi big lad!
>>71139672
/pol/ is just full of idiots. You get these muh heritage yanks coming in and shitting up the place and then these brits that come in and say things like the Irish have 80% viking dna because they "cucked" us so bad.
I dont even know where these cunts get their knowledge from
>>71139665
seems like spergshit but subbed
>>71139703
here's a bit of quality instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGg11znHPA8
>>71139708
I don't need the money desu.
>>71139725
Aren't the Irish just less civilised Scots?
my heritage is mainly irish and italian with a little cherokee indian
no blacks no dogs no irish
>>71139714
I've taken a close inspection and can only conclude that you're being fooled by the lighting, no marks mate
>>71139683
it doesn't. They're hyping up a new memeparty that anyone with a brain knows will fail
>>71139695
o'rourkes*
>>71139734
the 'biege is max comfy 2bh, don't have to be interested in the topic
>scots
>civilized
>shaky hand cam
wow, what a visionary, what a renegade
10/10
>>71139738
FORT
>>71139741
more like more civilised aussies desu
>>71139708
one bollock
two would cause impotence but with one there's no change as the second will ramp up sperm and testosterone production to make up for the loss and you can get a prosthetic bollock so it looks like you have two or you can just keep the one and tell people you lost the other in war
just got a cream doll face persian kitty lads
cuddling it rn
STORMS A COMING
>71139759
>civilized
>Canadians
>not yanks
>>71139742
why is it always specifically cherokee indian?
>>71139779
pics
what is its name
>>71139773
Is that why Aussies are so violent and alcohol-obsessed?
i'm half french and half german and i'm more british than anyone living in london
gonna have a sesh on the ol' 'der tonight
see if I can find me a lonely biddy
>>71139795
>implying there is any difference
mate there's more difference between the Welsh and the English than us and you and you know it
>>71139757
isn't there still a genuine catholic/ religious right in ireland? or is it just confined to a centre-right part with no real far right presence?
>>71139787
Can't name any other Native American tribe probably
SHAKE ME WAKE ME TELL ME ITS A DREAM
I'VE GOT A B52 ON MY TV SCREEN
>>71139787
no clue. niggers love to say they are mixed with cherokee even though it is incredibly unlikely
>>71139795
yes
just be happy you aren't heroin obsessed like half of dublin
>>71139788
Sargon of Akkad
>>71139736
yeah that's some good shit
early 90s definitely produced the best death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KALuQHpmI98
death metal is babby's first metal
Someone post a female buttocks
Never send a threat, it only hurts your own cause.
Send pertinent questions and mockery, there is no defence against these.
>>71139808
Don't remind me
>>71139825
Probably too expensive to ship it here in Europe-tier quantities
commuting to work
>>71139819
which ones throw the tomohawk
>>71139802
>>71139819
>>71139830
fuck off
i don't understand how yanks follow sports that aren't nfl
there's like a million games every season and the apehoop and baseball aren't even good
>>71139818
hmm
thought it was wake me shake me 2bh
>>71139844
*spams interracial porn on twitter*
>>71139848
algonquins
>>71139845
reminder that our constitution considers new zealand a state
Got an absolutely stellar post lined up but you'll have to wait for it You'll know what it was when you see it and it'll be worth the wait. Be patient, understood?
>>71139839
punk is just better tbqh
Pensioners now '£20 a week better off' than working households
>>71139875
>our constitution considers new zealand a state
>mfw we're an independent nation anyway
>>71139855
>ahehoop
>bad
to watch yes, but the most enjoyable to play second only to table tennis
t. sucks at every single sport
>>71139830
the 90s was a pretty solid time for music in general
house was good
rap was good
metal was good
rock was good
UK garage music was exploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_m__5LbSUo
>>71139855
golf is my second favourite to watch after nfl and now that i'm a bit older it's the only sport that i still do
Sent a lettuce leaf in the mail to Downing st
You lads can thank me later, enjoy your veggies x
>>71139891
You're independent alright, just like the sovereign republic of Nauru :^)
>>71139897
there are few sports that aren't fun to play
>>71139891
do the haka :D
>>71139913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_b2ObsLTGo
Really enjoyed rugby league when I was young but now I'm a cricket man tbqh, it's the thinking mans sport.
>sportball
desu anyone who is "serious" about following sports is braindead and probably a latent homosexual
>>71139923
Rude
>>71139839
t. speed metal autist
>>71139898
>any rap other than experimental
>good
>metal and garage
>ever good
>>71139844
>Send mockery
yeah, that's how conflicts are resolved
>>71139932
Your parents must be thrilled
>>71139945
Is is true that Brits have turned passive-aggression into an artform?
turtle still post?
miss him tbf ;_;
shia lacuck
>>71139841
>Really enjoyed rugby league when I was young but now I'm a cricket man tbqh, it's the thinking mans sport.
>>71139966
t. turtle
Fuck off with your autistic ebin /brit/ personality trite
>listens to metal, edgemetal or any of that shit
>>71139957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVRVFslme8
FUCK WHO'S WATCHING
why are all the american posters here rorkes?
they never shut up about it 2
>>71139956
my family are enlightened enough to realise sports should be nothing more than casual entertainment like watching any game and that individual fitness is superior
>>71139971
big pikey face on her haha
flux'd
>>71139913
unironically had to do the haka countless times when I was on a school trip in 'nam, was rather embarrassing but our guides seemed to like it at least
2bh we're just like yankland in the aspect that lots of people here love to be all "cultural" n shieet
Doing a get
Thoughts?
>>71139928
good lad
>>71139978
t. Good taste
>>71139970
Shia Islam
>sport
>>71140000
every other week a video of some new zealand sports team/school/club pops up on my facebook
>>71140018
sunni is objectively better
>>71139971
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>71139994
That does sound pretty enlightened.
>>71140029
wanna join my lads only banter group?
Not a fan of this 5 days on, 2 days off scenario
>>71139975
wish I was turtle
DON'T wish I was mosis
>>71140048
>5 days on 2 days off
>plus sick leave
>plus holidays
>plus annual leave
>plus whatever unpaid leave you can get
Whiny runt
>>71139932
sounds like you're a blatant homosexual
>>71140061
ballbag smells identical to my fishing tackle box at the moment
I'd rather be a paki than a taig
>>71139992
it's a bit of a phenomenon
Genuinely suspicious of any man who claims not to be interested in sports desu.
on the morning commute, what do
>>71140080
you're your own worst enemy brutha
How to get laid at a club/bar: stay until closing time
Only horny desperate sluts stay that late
stuck fishing bait up some yank's bellend last night kek
didn't have any foreskin (cripplecock lel) so had to shove it up the tubey bit
>>71140102
I'm more suspicious of customer types
Saw a cunt wearing a Patriots hat the day after the super bowl and felt like vomiting
People that wear Barcelona shirts should be publicly executed as well
>when you realise Isma'ilism is the true path
Does playing sports competitively make me gay?
>>71140105
>nose ring
dropped
bet she has some horrid tattoos to boot
>>71140029
Is the haka seen as kind of a joke or gimmick over there? Most people here takes it very seriously, I think we don't have much heritage to speak of so we cling to shit like that.
thinking about all the mistakes I made
>>71140102
idk about suspicious but they're often brainlets who can't understand the subleties of sports
>>71140130
That's not how you spell Bahá'Ã
>>71140033
Sunnis are the ISIS types
Shias are the ones fighting ISIS
>>71140145
>we
you maori lad?
yfw you realize jews created religion to keep you cucked
>>71140130
>>71140154
Sorry but I think the words you're looking for are "democratic confederalism".
>>71140023
EXCELLENT post
literally every single person who is passionate about "following" sports is impossibly thick, usually unfit themselves, and gets wet at the idea of muscular men prancing around a field
>>71140167
DUDE SHIAS ARE THE IRAN TYPE LMAO
OFFICIAL SPORTS RANKINGS
golf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gym
>Sorry but I think the words you're looking for are "democratic confederalism".
>>71140219
RASHEED
friday: drunk
saturday: high
sunday: drunk and high
today: might take a break. x
>>71140169
that fucking kike Vishnu has been lying to me again
wouldn't give a shit about sports if it wasn't for /sp/ uezs
>>71140228
AHMAD
>>71140131
>he isn't watching the AFLW
>>71140239
I stopped watching and playing sports at 13 or 14, and then /sp/ made me interested again in my late teens
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Business idea: multi-faith temples where people of all religions can gather under one roof to pray and worship their gods
>>71140261
alri /rug/ger lad
>>71140168
nah mate, lots of those maori traditional things are seen more as "kiwi" traditions than just maori, if that makes sense.
ie we don't leave our natives to rot out in the desert and drink themselves to a premature death haha u racist
>>71140231
Do some Heroin bud.
>>71140278
how did you guess
srsly though I get a bit annoyed when I see an NZ flag in /nfl/
/hoc/ is fine though, ony NA sport I respect
>>71140270
Useless machines?
Going gently into the night
>i post on /sp/
Runt-o-meter is off the charts
>>71140283
>ie we don't leave our natives to rot out in the desert and drink themselves to a premature death haha u racist
Yeah we just leave them to rot out and drink themselves to death in the central North Island instead
>>71140312
*gives you a goodnight kiss*
sleep tight sweetie
>>71140276
counter-proposal: turn proddy hovels into "interfaith" spaces, then lock the doors and light a fire during busy hours
build a catholic church on the ashes
who makes good printers
>>71140283
fair enough, wish we had that kind of connection with our distant abo ancestors
maoris are sikh-tier
>>71140320
takes one to know one
Saw an Aussie today
>his country hasn't had a civil war
excellent indicator of a non-country
>>71140364
based Rwanda
Saw a FOB today
wish i were dead
>>71140341
Ye, I used to be a tripfag on /sp/ back in high-school, 4 years ago
/sp/, /pol/, /fit/, /mu/, and /tv/ are some the most autistic boards on here
What do you think?
http://thetab.com/uk/2017/02/10/revealed-video-ronald-coyne-setting-fire-money-homeless-man-watched-32533
>>71140340
>maoris are sikh-tier
>t. Tane Te Whikimae, proud Maori resident of the GC
>>71140379
same
>>71140379
all my friends are dead
what's your reasonably achievable long term goal?
for me its to work abroad for a few years, come back and get my masters, then become an MPP and hopefully Premier of British Columbia
>>71140383
who were you? I started browsing properly late 2013
>>71140393
Oxbridge students/grads are our moral superiors, anon
*wakes up*
>>71140423
Did you watch basketball? If not you wouldn't know
mdma, ket or speed?
leaning towards ket
>>71140327
At least some of them are useful and contribute, and are usually decent people if they're not criminals or in the mob.
Whereas barely a single abo is worth more than a writhing maggot
>>71140383
/sp/ is bantz tho if you stick inside the anglosphere
americans are what make /sp/ shit
>>71140393
good lad
you give a homeless man $20 he will buy $20 worth of spirits and lottery tickets
>>71140445
choose jesus
>>71140453
they're not homeless you gullible fool
>>71140445
one of my lecturers pronounced my name wrong and it sounded lim she said ket hole and now the boys have given me that nickname
>>71140413
i don't have any friends
>>71140467
good craic tbf
>>71140393
>I don’t really know why he’s done something so thoughtless and cruel. It’s completely out of character.
Sure it is, rorke.
Currently doing a very painful poo lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGcZCvwh7SY
>>71140507
Nice.
Lost in Babylon, lads.
Gotta return to the land of milk and honey. The land of my ancestors, the lost tribe of Israel.
>>71140445
ket
14362 posts on /sp/ with my trip on the 4plebs archive
Probably more than that too, just wasn't archived
redpill me on seiziummfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixydixydexydoxydroxide
>>71140513
It's not
My last poo hurt as well
*reaches for the mic*
If you put anything in your tea you are a nonce and shall be executed by firing squad at dawn
>>71140526
sad case.
trips should be gassed
>>71140517
been there lots
its alright but I wouldn't move there
Redpill me on the ol' 'osis, lads.
>>71140538
All /sp/ users should be gassed
It's a terrible board
>>71140554
t. no dad
murda murda in my dreamz
>>71140557
north americans are the only bad part
leaf starts posting and suddenly the thread becomes terrible
can't stop doing the ol' vomit
>>71140529
But the feeling afterwards is nice.
>>71140612
No it's a really sharp pain
Barely managed to get any out yet
>>71140590
No, you grow out of it. How old are you? Don't lie please
>>71140612
bit gay
would you live in an arcology?
>>71140590
football is shite too
>>71140628
What would you recommend as an alternative
>>71140590
t. completely right
woke up today without an alarm clock
i am HARNESSING my BIORHYTHMS
>>71140657
Nothing
I just check ESPN a couple times a week, get score updates on my phone, and that's it
Sports are great, just not as a hobby
>>71140676
thanks
>>71140628
23
>the year 2000 + 20 - 3
>STILL no floating megacities
/epl/ and match threads is like one massive online pub tebh and you don't even need to leave the house, comfy af
if your only exposure is plastic american shite then you are excused
>>71140701
How do you not get tired of 70% of the board being 18 or under?
The "banter" is awful too, at least /int/ is funny in a meta way
It has been 445 days since I put my willy into a vagina
>No, you grow out of it. How old are you? Don't lie please
>sports
>clubs
>pop music
>domestic beer
cannot relate to the working class at all
>someone does the @ gimmick on /fit/
>7 replies calling them new
stealing (you)s is our best gimmick lads
Why did Blizzard ruin World of Warcraft with RDF?
It was literally the PERFECT game before they added in that steaming pile of shit.
Vanilla -> TBC -> early WOTLK were the greatest video game that ever existed.
Since 2009 WoW has been fucking shit.
Fuck Blizzard.
>>71140738
how the fuck can you tell. not like it matters anyway
90% of /pol/ is underage
>>71140743
8445 for me
>>71140754
[spoiler]it was always shit[/spoiler]
Ultima Online was the real shit
so was club penguin and habbo hotel
>lol ur team is shit
>no lol urs is xD
>rooooooooo
>epicly bantered, friendo
/int/ is on another level compared to /sp/