Valentines day edition
got called an emo at zara today
Yank was so happy to make a thread
What an autist
>tfw no easy way to quantify my looks
that's tomorrow egghead
alright, almost at the bump limit now. let's make a new
>caring about valentine's day while not having a vagina
whatsamatteryou
Valentine's day is in 8 hours ajajajajajaj
might get my little cock sucked by an asian prozzie tomorrow to make me feel better
>>71137673
*sucks your cock while wearing a headband attached to two hearts with springs*
>>71137649
literally gotsanorespect
Stop watching anime
woah.................................
#wakeup
Alan, do you have a ladyboy ready for tomorrow
Pants feel too tight
Think I'm gonna die lads
the best british band is the police
debate me
>>71137689
that's not all of it
*forces your head*
THAT'S all of it.
>>71137713
lucky lad
How do I make friends who want to go to festivals and concerts
if you give a poor person $500 they will buy $500 worth of instant lotto scratch tickets and candy and beer
>>71137739
what should they buy?
>>71137744
essentials
or pay off bills/debts
or save/invest it.
>>71137744
Whack it in an index fund and retire
>>71137738
go to festivals and concerts
>>71137744
kneepads
>>71137739
no they wouldn't
t. poor person
>>71137765
Alone?
Why would anyone want to be friends with a guy who goes to social events alone?
Surely they'd think something is wrong with him
>>71137769
>his flag only has two colours
>>71137782
Sounds like you're projecting some insecurities there my friend
>>71137782
no one just hangs around in their tight little group anyway other than girls
just go and get really drunk/high and mess about.
if you're really worried about people not liking you bring some drugs with you
>>71137816
>the aussie who always tells people he's projecting
Would you be friends with someone who showed up to a concert alone?
>>71137782
When you're at a concert there's less stress on the social aspect, you're sitting and standing in one place most of the time
Festivals though, you'd have to be smashed to avoid the awkwardness
>>71137845
why do you even care about concerts and fetivals so much if you obviously are not the kind of person who does this stuff?
do you see this dumb shit on tv and facebook and think "ohhhhh wow me should go and be cool 2"
>>71137845
>being so touchy you think there's someone dedicated to telling you you're projecting
And yeah sure why not, shows a little confidence
>>71137845
Wouldn't mind chatting with Tom Watson. Seems like an all right bloke.
>>71137892
stop following me around and replying to every single one of my posts
i'm warning you
I'll give you a dark chocolate-cayenne massage for a (You).
Trust me, I'm (You)r Valentine.
>>71137782
Hang around in the toilets pretending to pee. Strike up a friendly conversation (perhaps about the festival/concert) and simply don't let it end, follow them back to their group. Don't let the person you arrived with be alone with any other member of the group though, or he might tell them you met in the bathroom and latched onto him.
This vid is about infiltrating a social group in a restaurant but it may also help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GljiuZpII9M
>>71137947
A what?
this guy just reminded me that Carnaval is coming up soon
you should go to that autist leaf
always loads of fun and you can get plastered and roll around with qts in the snow.
once projected a pic of my willy in the computer lab because no one was there
>>71137992
It must have blown up to a whole 6 inches
>>71138004
post una vela memes please
>>71138004
great post thanks mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEH0quwa5-A
>>71138004
mental to imagine if France invested heavily in its Indian colonies while Britain instead was stuck dumping money to fight pissy rebels in the Americas if France had never intervened.
>cider
>>71137619
>going to zara in the first place.
Depressing.
Mouth Silence > Mouth Moods > Mouth Sounds
leafposting cease at once please
Yankee doodle sing that song
>flirting with a girl at work despite (harmless, im in a relationship)
>other guy at wotk asks her on a date.
>she says yes
>haven't flirted with her since.
How come im okay with flirting when im in a relationahip but for some reason get put off when a girl is in one?
>>71138095
>proprietary javascript
No thank you.
*gets the urge to sneeze but cant*
ah yes, wonderful.
>>71138103
neek
>>71138103
shockingly good post
https://youtu.be/6jxDNRIvlTo
>>71138098
basic male human instinct
>>71138050
t'would've been fun
just made this
it's meant to signify the omnipresent power the USA has over the UK
2007: nazis are out of shape illiterate redneck skinheads
2017: nazis are nudist bodybuilders who read esoteric philosophy and drink milk
>>71138050
The American Revolutionary "War" was just a minor theatre of the Napoleonic War.
We lost a bunch of colonies but won the war that mattered at the time. Maybe if Britain had seen the potential of those colonies genociding the natives, exploiting slaves for the agricultural industry and sitting out of two world wars until all that remained was loot, we'd have been more upset at them being stolen.
>>71138118
imagine if that happened
do americans really believe their country has power over anything
>>71138134
got called a yanky danky doodle twat when I went to london
>>71138125
India would be civilized and full of half-french pussy
>>71138133
uuuhhhhhhHHHH
the Napoleonic war was decades after the Revolution dummy
I suppose "conservatism is the new counter culture" in that it's for edgy under-18s who don't read
get a load of this yanky danky doodle twat
https://youtu.be/LmoWhZZwbRc
>listen to old song on youtube
>view comments
>"I'm x years old and this is way better than Justin Beiber"
cancer
>>71138158
woah
because there are zero idiots or dumb kids or talking heads in the left.
people are just confuced because its all blowing up right now
THE COWNTAH CULTCHUH
>India
>civilised ever
Alri Pajeet
I'll slob on yer knob for 10 mayfair
>>71138142
not really but it's fun to be a cunt sometimes
baby boomers revealed against their conservative parents, now millenials and generation xyz are revealing against their liberal parents haha
>>71138186
t. poo street cleaner circa 2020
>revealed
>revealing
really makes you think
just woke up and can't go back to sleep. what do I do?
help
disgusting nails anon here
seeing a dermatologist tomorrow
will he rip my nails out?
>7:30AM class
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>71138205
count sheep
>>71138158
The lwct was/still is the countwr culture for kids who dont read, ots just they are adults now.
My dad calls me a lefty liberal poof, but my little cousin calls me an alt--right male.
The line has just been moved so much no one knows who is who anymore
>>71138156
I meant the "War" of 1812.
>>71138216
your dad's a yank
>>71138147
watchu doin my boy
>>71138205
jAck off
>>71138217
This one?
>>71138207
show nails
>>71138207
Nah mate he'll just take pics and post them in /brit/ so we can all laugh at them.
>>71138216
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the rain started falling upwards tomorrow.
Ayy wachu doin my boy im taking a shit homie
really want to put my penis inside an asian vagina and ejaculate my sperm into her
>>71138225
bruce, moi son
yuo are bloke nao
71138228
WTF is wrong with you pirates
>>71138217
yea but by then the UK had lost the 13 colonies and shifted efforts to focus on India which latter became the wealth of the empire
on the other hand, giving some concessions to the American colonists and incorporating them as a full fledged "nation" in the kingdom could have been far better in the long term and made the UK an unrivalled superpower beyond what the US is today.
>>71138228
those are some impressive skirmishes you lot won while the main british fleet was fighting tyranny
>>71138229
okay, but you've been warned
should i watch prison break again
>he's not in this function
are there any lads in /brit/ that bet on trump winning the election?
71138257
just hid this image
never post it again
can someone teach me about the standard deviation also how to find the midpoint/slop of a line and explain the circle formula to me
>>71138257
grim
how do you even get to that state
>>71138257
>>71138257
how did this happen? yes they are going to need ripping out
>>71138270
Underage b&
>>71138273
started on one finger
doc gave me this laquer type stuff, used that for about 6 months but it spread to my other fingers
>>71138263
ah yes, the /brit/ discord where everyone doxxxx'd eachother.
i'll be sure to join
the irish think we will solve his homework
the state of australians
Let me take you down
cause I'm going to
>>71138257
fit x
its weird to think about how many people ITT are just these disgusting creatures, barely better than beasts
>>71138293
go write your essay
EET
EET
EET
EET
You know what
EET
that sound is
EEEEEEEET
britsises?
BAWOOOOOOOO
that
BAWOOOOOOOOO
IS THE SOUND OF THE WAGIESLAVIE ALARM
BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEETBLARTBLARTBLARTBLARTBLARTBLART
have 0.00003156 BTC in my wallet lads
one day i'll be a millionaire from it
>>71138258
only the first few seasons were good
Just nae nae'd on some twat
>>71138256
>""""""""""""rules the waves""""""""""""
>can't even beat a young, decentralized former colony
LOL
>>71138256
>fighting to preserve tyranny
FTFY
>>71138310
good post
>>71138310
do you guys have koalas and kangaroos popping up in your backyard the same way we have deer and squirrels all over the place?
un
dos
tre
quatro!
*doot doot doot doot doot doot doot*
*dabs on an aussie*
>>71138327
Honestly mate you're about to invade Iran, reckon they had a bit of foresight.
she's into superstition
>>71138349
Maybe if you're rural but not anywhere near a city
>>71138356
>dabs
back to africa
>>71138289
its just a personal one desu
it's
TI TI TI not DOOT DOOT
>>71138351
listen up yall
cuz this is it
the beat that I'm banging is the next shit
>>71138367
Regularly see kangaroos in or near my backyard
t. Canberra
>>71138228
Yes, the one where you tried to annex Canada out of greed but got BTFO by her British allies even though Britain and Canada were also fighting a real war in the name of freedom thousands of miles away.
"War" of 1812:
British + Canadian casualties: 8,600
American casualties: 15,000
Napoleonic War:
British casualties: 311,000
French casualties: Millions and millions
State of white """people"""
https://youtu.be/z7wXKZM1CD0
hello dave
>>71138370
*doot doot doot doot doot doot doot*
>>71138297
t. Gianfraco Zola
>>71138327
Couldn't even beat the British north american squadron lad
>>71138335
fuck off stupid bonapartist
>>71138374
I was actually joking. This is serious?
>>71138377
BC is rightful American clay.
marsha marsha marsha
>>71138374
Canberra is not a city it's a mausoleum
>>71138257
Aw mate, I feel bad for you. Good on you getting them fixed though. It'll be rough but worth it.
>>71138407
not sure they can be fixed
but I'd rather them gone than what I have now
>>71138370
I like this song better tbqh juan
https://youtu.be/1bTR_Op0Ges
The birth of a rorke
https://youtu.be/44SHgG3Cr_Q
>>71138399
>BC is rightful American clay.
That makes it rightful British clay like the rest of America then.
>>71138426
A WOOP WOOP MUP DA DOO DIDDA NIGGA MUHFUGGA MUH DADDY
>>71138399
They cull around 2,000 kangaroos in and around Canberra every year, there's tens of thousands of them and they do a tonne of damage to homes, gardens and are a risk when driving around
Hard not to see one in your yard every now and then 2bh
>>71138427
but we kicked your ass in a revolutionary war, so it isn't your clay is it
>>71138307
>better than beasts
>better
>>71138442
Australian monsters
>>71138448
didn't know you were french mate
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
>>71138418
You might be surprised what they can do, but synthetic nails might be the best option.
See if you can get some kind of cybernetic fingernail advantage over normies. I can't think what, maybe a micro USB port leading to an SD card in your thumbnail or something.
>>71138426
>the south
shan't
>>71138427
t. rightful french clay
>>71138442
has there ever been one that's broken into a house before?
bears do that around here, and they're so smart they can open up the cabinets to look for food
>>71138482
>t.rightful french clay
Bit historically illiterate to say that mate
>>71138448
What makes BC rightful American clay then? You tried and failed to capture it.
>>71138473
you mean false nails?
do I get to pick the colour?? x
ROASTIE BTFO
https://youtu.be/QwtmPEbKOaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYkDPBvenA
>australia
>>71138482
have never seen a more american post than this
>>71138501
get it done fancy and post a pic ahaa :') x
>>71138510
stupid whore deserved that for being a bitch
if only she got hit by a car.
business idea: War of 1812: II
>>71138482
Dunno about breaking into places, they're usually very skittish and not particularly smart. They're happy just eating the grass
>>71138494
>norman invasion
never reproduce.
>>71138501
Get ones that change colour according to your mood or blood sugar or something.
>>71138522
this is not amusing.
I'm sick of hiding my hands from people
>just googled 'fingernail removal'
really wish I hadn't done that
>>71138530
>Normans were french
Consider having your own people achieve something, Pierre
australians have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46zekydKbb4
americans have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNG7GZtyT30
*executes order 66*
*executes order 69*
*gets 69'd*
>God tier:
Bonapartism, Caesarianism, Ming Dynasty neo-Confucian meritocracy
>Great Tier:
Falange/Francoism, Theocratic elected archonship (the Vatican), Italian futurist fascism.
>Ok tier:
Prussian monarchism, english parlimentarianism, Chinese Confucian technocratic market socialism
>You tired tier:
Republicanism, Nazism, state socialism/ communism
>Shit tier:
Libertarianism, green anything, social democracy, internationalist socialism
Shan't be _______ to any _________ posts.
I need scissors 61
700
>>71138569
End yourself promptly
need to call the DWP
they're useless cunts
>>71138569
>>God tier:
>Bonapartism, Caesarianism, Ming Dynasty neo-Confucian meritocracy
>>Great Tier:
>Falange/Francoism, Theocratic elected archonship (the Vatican), Italian futurist fascism.
>>Ok tier:
>Prussian monarchism, english parlimentarianism, Chinese Confucian technocratic market socialism
>>You tired tier:
>Republicanism, Nazism, state socialism/ communism
>>Shit tier:
>Libertarianism, green anything, social democracy, internationalist socialism
>>71138577
nice digits
praise kek
>>71138584
What's the inside of a job centre like?
>>71138593
wouldn't know, I'm on ESA
>>71138569
monarchists have such daft beliefs
>nice digits
>praise kek
>praise kek
the glorious jewish army who receives support by americans and pirates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vktG6yLRNjo
>>71138569
autism
only a fully soulless chink would admire the boring and excessive bureaucracy of the ming dynasty
>nice digits
>praise kek
>Oh yes, my dearest friend, I do in fact leave a reply to that post of which I am mocking with a fedora image
they are gassing themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5fCtajJ2k
>>71138633
nice digits
>>71137585
its the 13th today retard
not very nice digits
>>71138658
isn't it still the 11th over there for you?
>>71138666
good digits
>>71138664
we're ahead of you
>>71138662
nice digits hah bro!
epic praise kek LOL! chekceddd! how do i upvote this haha epic KEK LE FROG GOD XDDDDD LE JUICE XDDDDD KEK!
epic win!
what is the drink of choice of neo-nazis
https://discord.gg/24kKXY8
>>71138668
kek is pleased
>>71138688
good digits
post your best maxresdefaults
>>71138678
praise kek aha x
>>71138679
DO NOT join this or else thailad will dox you
>>71138678
>>71138679
PRAISE KEK
>>71138625
Bureaucracy makes me hard
I work in the midst of it and absolutely LOVE to see these rodents scurrying about the maze of red tape and regulation, getting angry and shouting into the void that is any government office.
i can understand british arrogance, being the empire that molded the world we live in
i can understand aussie arrogance, being one of the best countries to live in
i can understand german arrogance, being the economic power within europe despite paying trillions in reparations since the war
i can understand american arrogance, being the greatest economic and military power in the world
but i can't understand canadian arrogance. they have absolutely nothing to be proud of
Fore!
>>71138715
alri
>>71138692
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ah yes the frog meme
>the leaf does the so called reddit spacing
pottery.
>>71138714
>>71138715
I purposely change maxresdefault into a 4chan file name because I think it makes the poster look like a boring mong 2bh
who here /genuineautism/
Why are you up?
Addressed to: British posters
I would categorize my sense of humour as being akin to that of Reddit
>>71138741
going to bed soon la
>>71138747
>>71138741
Getting ready for school.
Might do a 'cide
>>71138720
yes.
>>71138741
insomnia
>>71138751
Can you not read you fucking yank?
>>71138753
Bit early innit?
The nice MILF
>>71138754
did one earlier today
highly recommend it
>>71138766
wahey
>>71138734
i can knowyourmeme images into 4chan filenames so people don't judge me even though its a good source of images
>>71138762
I can read
>>71138771
I'm an adherent of Muscular Christianity
post toot
IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
I politely implore you to not to future (You) me.
>>71118104
>>71138741
Got paid at midnight so I'm sorting a Tesco delivery for tomorrow. I'm off the booze so I'm getting all kinds of goodies instead. Muffins and yoghurts and stuff. Getting a bit fat though so I threw a bag of salad in the basket as well.
>>71138734
what does maxresdefault come from? youtube?
>>71138799
doing the so-called self-(You)
mexicANO
>jewish telegraph agency
>"comments are disabled"
I wonder who could be behind this article
>>71138799
>>71138799
wew
>>71138799
good
>>71138799
Impressive
https://discord.gg/24kKXY8
>>71138818
>just dox my shit up senpai
no thanks
>>71138796
Yeah it's the thumbnails
>>71138799
nice
>>71138818
>redditflags AND doxcord
ahhhhhh no
ah, yes, the very existence of "behind" BBS
Anyone know that choon, it's like a country western feel with guitar plucking at the start in which you would imagine would be the entrance theme to a very cool cucumber. Quite a popular choon but i don't know it's name
>>71138844
wonderwall
>>71138844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>71138844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI
>>71138854
>>71138860
>>71138864
Nah none of those
>>71138843
>that flag
>that failure
pottery
>>71138854
ah yes
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw2fh8qfDiA
>>71138844
Got a decade lad
It was Superstitious by Stevie Wonder
>>71138844
The Rising Sun?
>>71138840
Vidya Kamen Rider is shit tbqh
why do leafs love reddit so much
oh
please
just
FUCK
OFF
>>71138896
No but that is GOAT
>>71138903
it's the liberal stronghold of the internet
>>71138890
>country western feel
>Superstitious by Stevie Wonder
fuck off mate
>>71138903
Um actually reddit isn't racist so... yeah
>>71138890
how is that country?
>>71138799
Nice shooting Bruce.
>>71138900
well said
>>71138844
seven nation army
I want to know
have you ever seen the rain?
>>71138915
Yeah i know mate i got confused. Sorry x
>>71138918
FOL
>>71138922
Also a great song
would you rather be autistic and self aware, or normie but lacking any self awareness?
what do you think?
>>71138844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHI
>>71138922
remember this being VERY popular when I was in primary school
every mong tapping their desk to it, would piss the teachers off to no end
London Elektricity
would you rather be russian or belorussian
>>71138926
normie without a doubt
assuming it's real autism and not meme autism
would you rather be russian or crimean
>>71138926
the two are intrinsically linked as it is already
>>71138926
Ignorance is bliss
>>71138944
prussian
biggest thing I notice about Libertarians is most of them are soft as hell, like weasel little boys who want to ask nicely for "liberty"
>>71138926
why would a normie need self-awareness?
hyper self-awareness has crippled my life
>>71138944
wouldn't matter because i'd move to the US regardless of where i was born
god bless this amazing country
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>71138980
It's the same with every political persuasion
The days of people forming paramilitary units and actively trying to force change is long dead, now it's all about "dude change the system from within" memery
not till proper late do you realise how dire JF posts are
>>71138988
I'd rather move somewhere good desu
>biggest thing I notice about Libertarians is most of them are soft as hell, like weasel little boys who want to ask nicely for "liberty"
just realized the panamanian flag is the domino's logo
screeching
>>71139002
its perfectly possible to change things from within. but you have to fuck around with a lot of people or like you said have paramilitaries out beating people up.
>>71139016
bleeting
>>71139005
Want to fuck your mouth
>>71139002
>It's the same with every political persuasion
nah not me
t. radical centrist
*plays caravan badly*
>>71139041
>>71139041
>>71139041
>>71139041
>>71139041
NEW THREAD
shan't be posting in the new edition
goodbye lads
*plays dueling banjos from deliverance goodly*
>2017
>still being in need of Politics as a weak social individual of homo sapiens
>not being an anti-political masterrace
ascend your existence already
>>71139011
reminds me how many people there are out there, and that most of them are just sacks of meat and bone with sub 85 iq
like the kid of people who take serious looks at the tacky decorative rubbish at wal-mart
what the fuck is janny doing up?
uh oh
little yankee didn't get to post his ebig new edition
HE IS AMONG US
hhahah
HAHAHAHAHA YES
get em janny
Ah yes, now the time where I can't post any good posts because janny will arbitrarily decide which thread will stay up and which will be deleted
very good
>>71139089
>>71139089
>>71139089
>>71139089
conductor approved
Janny Janny smells like fanny
>>71139100
not riskin it chief
>got this girl to start going to Mass regularly and work at becoming a good girl catholic
>tfw barely Christian borderline atheist and never go to church ever
>>71137739
poor people would keep iot for their kids and buy them seniable things and we would say thank you.
for me that would be a months food don't wate money
t. poor person.
>>71138257
I think i'm going to be sick.