/cum/

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>>71137365

Well I got 7 matches on Tinder
At least I'm not hideous

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Reminder that im the best poster ITT

bepis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc
rate my alarm /cum/

Today wasn't a good day.

downloading elementary os lads

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@71137391

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>>71137365
hola.
> late night feels
pero, it is not RNH yet, mijo?

>>71137408
>lads
I'll download my fist into your teeth, bub

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>>71137413
>Mexican
>best at anything

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just found the very first ever meme ever created

>>71137396
>Not Tatar
shig dig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

>>71137418
it's almost 12:00 in the relevent parts of the country
also feel and RNH are different

>>71137403
tomorrow will be better

how does one get a restraining order?

>>71137440
kek. idk maybe.

>>71137443
A judge.

>>71137388
>>71137388
all bots prob lmao

>>71137434
your alarm should be something you dont mind hating
i think i should have a lot of shitty hip hop as my alarm soon. i plan on changing the song very frequently so that i dont get used to it (as ive done in the past)

>>71137443
too much love

that feel when you will never be in a late 70s/early 80s new wave band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2GDbEmjGE

>buy thing of funyuns from vending
>gets stuck
>machine keeps trying
>pushes out THREE (3) bags

Eating good tonight boys

>not just telling yourself to wake up at a certain time
plebs

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>tfw got several matches on Tinder

>>71137472
they were the shit

>>71137479
no u

>>71137463
Fair. I usually make my alarm some shitty vanilla pop. Used to be cello but I slept through that a couple times.

>>71137473
wish mine had funions, I've been eating nothing but jalapeno cheetos since friday

>not shouting the time you want to wake up in a jar then sealing it and putting it under your pillow

mudbloods

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>>71137475
this tbqh

>>71137477
why are mexican women so fat

>>71137482
"the shit" means good anon
isnt virginia filled with black people?
>>71137487
TAKE IT BACK

>waking up

lmao

>>71137475

You say it as a joke but it works.

>>71137475
I usually can't sleep past 7:30

>>71137483
i still havent put my new alarm theory into practice
i already hate hip hop so thatll be good for an alarm.

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>first valentine's day in 5 years I'll be alone

Haha slipping slowly into oblivion lads lol

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whenever i see someone saying "pay what you want to pay" when downloading something i always enter 0

>>71137502
I wasnt joking
>>71137506
I wake up at 11:30 on the dot when left undisturbed. I can go back to sleep but I'll wake up around 12:00 and won't be able to sleep again

I used to wake up to that WAKE ME UP song when that meme was hot

>>71137507
I've taken to putting my alarm across the room. By the time I stand up, walk over to the alarm and turn it off I'm too awake to close my eyes again. Otherwise I sometimes snooze it and go back to sleep.

>>71137519
u will be with us

>>71137498
the tidewater and the city of richmond is full of blacks

im from rural central va (not actually henrico btw)

also just miss read his post

>>71137519
fuck off chad

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>>71137442
Doubt it.

I wonder how many opportunities I missed for a gf
I know of two certain ones

Anyone here live in California?

What's it like there?

>>71137519
>being in relationships for 5 years straight

>>71137526
its not loud enough to wake me then
if i have enough willpower to grab my alarm, i have enough willpower to get up

also petersburg is like visiting africa

>>71137542
hmm
at least 6
4 for sure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoTlY3rIFTg

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>oh no guys this will be the first valentines day alone what do i want to kill myself

shall probably be doing a seizure and a vomit in my sleep

>>71137497
because they never get on top

>>71137543
We have several Californian posters
Get Redditflags already
>>71137548
Is "visting Africa" slang for having anal sex?

>>71137542
my first missed opportunity was my first opportunity and she's the one I still think about most

just

how come all the shooty game bad guys have been russian for the past 5 years?

>>71137543
It's fucking shit dude. I'm gonna move East soon, I can't stand it here anymore

>>71137519
Do people watch this feeling like she's talking to them, or do you watch this feeling angsty that she'll never say that to you?

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>>71137564
You're being conditioned for the future schmendrick

i have so many potential gfs at college and around the neighbourhood

the local pharmacy has 3 qt cashiers on different shifts. i hope if i talk to them they aren't stupid.

>>71137567
GRAPES

>>71137567

But LITERALLY EVERYTHING is in California

Not to mention infinite supply of qts and amazing weather

How could you want to leave all that?

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>>71137556
MY FUCKING NIGGER

this mix is goat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEOwgm7OUQ&t=1266s

and I like this stream as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQsRLN2dXA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1euM5cdXGrQ

tune

>>71137378
Good point

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Hey America ,are you ok?
i hope best friends doing well at all best for safety.

I'm pretty sure my mother isn't happy with the fact that my gf isn't a Slavette, buds
>>71137575
He's not Californian, he's a Connecticunt
Although I want to move to New England

Gon take a nap'o

>>71137528
Thank you burger

>>71137535
Rude burger

>>71137544
She was amazing but it just wasn't love anymore

>>71137570
Idk, it just makes me feel feels.

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>>71137575
>Not to mention infinite supply of qts

>>71137575
what good is a qt if she's fucking everything except you?
weathers shit, I've never been big on heat and it's been worse in recent years
I can find everything I want, like a city I can afford that isnt filled with hipsters, anywhere else

do not post pornography, this is a blue board

Got nudes from one of my tinder matches buds
Could be a bot but still

>>71137618
post

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>>71137580
Good taste senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p07PkM4UFXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8ONTGqMOk

>interview at Shoppers drugmart tomorrow

Wish me luck boys, hopefully it goes well. Down to my last grand, and my car insurance is 202 a month and that was a great deal for my first car and first time being insured.

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What's the deal with British girls?

>>71137633
Godspeed

>>71137622
http://i.imgur.com/AmUoZ7h.jpg

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>>71137556
>make a glorified radio station on youtube
>get thousands of viewers
oh boy cant wait for this trend to start thanks to this

>>71137497
poverty and oxxo's

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>Masters Degree
>Good Job
>Well-Liked
>King Manlet (6'1")
>Lots of female friends that ask me how I am single

>Never had and never can get a gf no matter how hard I try because I get rejected

>>71137497
inferior genes

>>71137644
Inbreeding
>>71137633
Good luck bud

>>71137670
marriage and engagement ring?

>>71137556
just realised that was LOFI and not LOLI
i was recommended that earlier, i hate hip hop though

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there's a bug bite on my finger but I havent seen a bug in like two years
>>71137680
there are thousands of fuck buddy sites out there anon

>>71137680
ask more

>>71137704
its been hiding behind your finger the whole time you fool

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>>71137704
Here, no you've seen a bug

>>71137685
>>71137658

Thanks boys, hopefully it goes well. Been to the store many times and theirs some people around my age working their that look half decent. Botched my last interview at Canadian tire when the job was literally handed to me all i had to do was say yes to the offer. Took too long to accept. Was in the auto parts department. Oh well, hopefully this goes better.

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>>71137644
Like Mexican girls
They need to stay away from sharpies

debate me

why is the invasion of iraq regarded as a failure? im not trying to make a point, i was just too young at the time to understand what was really going on

>>71137743
you suck

>>71137743
you're wrong

>>71137688
I did a reverse image search and got nothing
Hmmmmm

>>71137688
I think it might not be a bother but a cam girl trying to get people to register for some website
She had the ring on in her profile picture
Also sent me a link to a cam site but I said no and she sent disappointed texts to me after I stopped replying
Im talking to other girls right now too

>>71137746
>killing brown people
>a failure

>>71137743
You like Benis
Prove me wrong

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>debate me

>>71137743
Liking traps isnt gay

>>71137771
Liking traps is gay

>>71137759
brown people are valuable

>>71137746
>why is the invasion of iraq regarded as a failure?
>invvade, fuck around for 10 years, leave
>state immediately becomes even shittier
hmm yes i wonder

>>71137746
Because the government the US set up didn't work very well.
Might not be considered a failure in history books if the insurgencies subside.

>>71137704
Such as? I am not a typical millenial.

Also I want a real relationship. I am gay I know

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I love mating

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnfqzTt-RQ

The invasion of Iraq was a success
It's just that the plans for what would happen after the invasion were an utter failure
I think it would've worked out better if the US just forced Saddam to give independence to Iraqi Kurdistan and stationed troops in Kurdistan to stop him from gassing them again

>>71137804
What's your Elo?

im a chic nihilist and malthusian accelerationist

>>71137755
Hope you didn't give them any credit card info, anon

>>71137779
They really aren't though.

>>71137796
literally search what I typed and pick whichever tickle your fancy
my experience with these sites started and ended in middle school but if things like tinder work for lots of people, surely these websites that have been around forever would

>>71137821
I'm not sure, I used to have a account a while ago but i stopped playing for awhile

I use to study chess openings and the fundamentals, I forgot almost everything so I'm playing solely on intuition

>>71137778
prove it

Liking someone with a Y chromosome is gay if you are a male.

>>71137853
you would know

we gave hot women too much power

>>71137860
You still sore from our night together, cutie?

Y chromosomes can be X chromosomes too

>>71137869
a bit, yeah

>>71137675
>implying Google won't shut it down immediately for copyright infringement suspicions

>>71137848
You made the assertion first
By the definition of burden of proof
You must prove your assertion

>>71137824
accelerate urself

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>http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/tennis/united-states-tennis-association-apologises-9803942
>American sings the banned Nazi version of the German anthem

Trump's America is a beautiful thing.

>>71137848
Does it have a penis?
If yes
Dats gay

>>71137864
we haven't given them enough power

>tfw no femdom matriarchy to slave away my life for

>>71137909
Would you belong to dogface, anon?

wonder if i could get my roommate to hook me up with his drug dealer

>>71137902
I bet someone googled german anthem and didn't bother to look beyond a random front page result.

>>71137911
Absolutely. She's going to sit on my face V-day

funnily enough we're also going to do doggy style :~D

>>71137916
would be shitty of him not to

>>71137916
why wouldnt he?

>tfw black guy and got aggressively hit on by a qt blonde redneck girl today outside of a bar

Not sure what to do. She even had a confederate flag hat on

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Cock size doesn't matter you know, it's personality and giving away spending money

>>71137920
You sure she isn't fucking 10 other guys?

>>71137938
why not all three

>>71137944
yis

>>71137937
>>71137909
looks like you found your matriarch

Think I'm gonna offer my girlfriend to move in to my apartment buds
It's pretty lonely in here and I don't think it's worth for her to live in an overpriced dorm

Who /neverhadagf/ here?

25 next week boys

>>71137937
she probably has a bdsm dungeon at home

>>71137949
what, my matriarch being the blonde who cucks me with a black guy?

I can't, i'm taken now ;-;

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>>71137948

mmmmmm

>>71137977
23 and strong.

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>that one time the US Marine honour guard flew our flag upside down

>>71137994
epic

>>71138000
If there wasn't a fucking leaf on it this wouldn't be a problem

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>>71137902
>Nazi version of the German anthem
>Deutschland uber alles
people are dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyOghZum-Io

wish i was jet li

>>71138013

im happy for you bro.

even though you were about to fuck me thinking i had a vagoo.

>>71137596
just another day in cali

>>71138023
don't worry you don't need a vagoo for me to fuck you, I don't discriminate

I want to spread the love

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>>71138000
>that time when your flag was presented in a direction that wasnt towards mecca at one of your ice-barbarian games

>>71138000
>MUHREENS

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>>71138016
>it's the 1920 version, too

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rate my gf

>>71138037
>throwing shade at hockey
feel free to leave the country

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>>71138037
>ice-barbarian games
>squeakball court

>>71137977
me

i just want to die, why do i have to live?

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>>71138047
Literal cuck.

>>71137893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

btfo ")))

Might get dragged into helping freshmen around campus next semester buds
At least I'd get paid $11/hour

>>71138078
>comments disabled
I hate when people do this

>>71138080
>Implying you aren't a freshman now
Still, $11/hr is good shit, especially for a mindless job like that

>>71138093
thats 50c more than the min wage here

>>71138034
>>71138034

only if you teach me how to ice skate

>>71138102
hmm, forgot Cali's living wage is x2 from the rest of the country
Still feel like that would be hard to pass up

>>71137937

she was just trying to get you away from everyone else so her buddies could lynch you.

What are you wearing right now cum

Im naked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgTF_fNuzXQ

What do you guys think of Chicago?

just went outside completely naked and jerked off in the freezing cold and it felt amazing such a calm and peaceful night

>>71138129
Fully clothed.

>>71138129
my usual outfit of at-shirt and a jacket, slavsuit pants and boxers

>>71138139
quintessential canadian post

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>>71137365
who /deepdish/ here?

>>71138154
love me some go za

>>71138093
If I was a freshman again I'd jump off a cliff desu
I made the mistake of having two classes with labs
Its was pretty awful

>tfw literally a cuck and wish I didn't have this fetish

ugh

>>71138154
It's been too many months since I last had deep dish

>>71138129
gym shorts, socks, and a handmedown sweater from my grandpa, no shirt

>>71138167
doing a lab rn

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>>71138169

don't know if want to stay up late working or watch a movie

>>71138154
you forgot the full pic with the girl and the face

>>71138078
>straight men like dicks more than women
and yet dick pics continue to be sent

>>71138210
>breasts
>then penis
>then butts
>then feet
stimulating my neurons

/cum/ is shit

>fanfiction is dominated by women
no wonder it's almost always shit

>tfw old mouse had left and right clicks on the scroll button

>new mouse only has middle clicks

sad

>>71138268
You'll have cum in your shit if you don't shut up, nerd

>>71138242
If anything women should send men pictures of dicks to turn them on

>>71138288
that worked out really well, nicely done

>>71138303
really activating my almonds

>blackPeopleTwitter

the perfect way for white people to speak for black people without ever being questioned

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remember this /cum/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_Qgwqc

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WAHHHHHHOOOOOOO !~

It is all so very very sad

>>71138288
Id like that daddy~
:3

Think I'm gonna delete Tinder buds
Just wanted to see if I could get matches but I'm really bad at talking to random people I don't know

Wooow what a NEET haha
>>71131667

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>>71138441
hello cana
how are you

>girl says we should exchange numbers
>accidentally give her the wrong number

literally cucking myself, fug

>>71138474
wont get better without practice bud

why did 4chan fuck up their refresh css

>>71138477
>not getting her to give you her number and texting her for a test
pleb

>>71138474
practice a good pickup line and you'll get someone in no time

>>71138489
They changed what happens when you open the images as well.

>>71138535
That was Chrome that changed it, not just 4chan
It's dumb now

if dubs i call a certain individual dedicated to the gallant life

learning more than I care to about romance novels rn

>>71138549
I meant when you enlarge the image by clicking on it.

>>71138570
>tfw Mexibros don't post as often in /cum/

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>>71138476
hi /cum/-chan
im gud
how r u
*bubbl bubbl*

>>71138590
Pretty sure it's been like that for a while

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jesus fucking christ you are still alive you weeb motherfucker

>>71138611
no

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>>71138594
i used to post more often back in late 2014 and early 2015

some things change, lad

>>71138631
then how are you talking to me now cum chan?

>>71138638
what part you from mate?

I like listening to Steve Miller

>>71138596
pretty terrible but thx for asking!

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>>71138611
ya im alive! woohoo
did u miss me

non-indian and non-british people with british accents are mistakes desu

>>71138667
actually did believe it or not. I though you were either banned to shit or went to the other world to be with your waifu. welcome back

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remove bebbi

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Heaven Hill has been my cheap whiskey since I started drinking whiskey.

opinions?

>>71138646
you're so lonely you're hallucinating

>>71138689
good post

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>>71138685
no ive just been busy with work and school so i cant post with all my gud frends from /cum/ :(
>>71138689
protect baby!

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Thoughts? Personally I found this very aesthetically pleasing.

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>>71138731
babby is a trick

>>71138749
needs a penis

>>71138699
I hope I dont ever wake up then.
>>71138731
oh good luck and stay off here and focus on school then.

>>71138749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7PEQnjKl4

>>71138749
I always liked the way that backs have this indent where the spine is

Apparently there's some Americans who's skin is rich in melanin feuding over drugs or something near where I live and they think the guy lives near me
If I don't post tomorrow, I died after they mistook my house for his and killed me

>>71138886
>who's skin is rich in melanin feuding over drugs
what

>>71138897
Blacks

my only media is rebel media, infowars, the_donald and breitbart

>>71138886
quit being such a pussy

>>71138910
you're black and live in a bad neighbourhood? maybe try to move? maybe try to steal his drugs before he gets murdered and become the new king pin?

I think I might be a chicano on the inside

>>71138933
And do what? Fight them?

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>>71138931
>rebel media
>Burger getting information from a foreign outlet

>>71138945
I'm not black (or a CHI) and it's not a bad neighborhood for the most part
Figures that one of the few negroes in my neighborhood would be causing trouble

>>71138975
Sometimes people up to weird stuff move into better areas because they can afford it due to crime. That's how weed grow ops in cities usually go.

>>71138949
just play it cool amigo

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you would all fight alongside our greatest ally, right buds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXgIFhouy4

>>71139026
There was already an attempted drive-by yesterday that I didn't know about
They already arrested someone
Feels good living in a mostly white neighborhood that the cops care about

>>71138948
>tfw Chicano

everyone says I act too white

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>>71139035
>greatest ally
Harper please go.

>>71139050
That's good though
You should have a couple of kids, give them English names, and raise them as Americans

who /diving into the liquor cabinet to deal with crippling loneliness tomorrow/ here

>>71139057
nice try goyim, it's better to just accept our jewish over lords at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRTdhJ0Ou2w

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me on the right

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would you join a modern day Wehrmacht?
i would, im a naziboo

>>71139050
ah yes the famous you are acting too x to be y speech

>>71139098
Not me
Just thinking about my gf makes me feel happier desu phamily

>>71139071
People sometimes say they think I'm white too which is funny because I really don't look all that white.

Had this black chick grinding on me calling me white boi and shit and how she's never fucked a white dude told her I wasn't white she just looked at me funny, still smashed though.

>>71139122
t. irish

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>>71139098
You're gonna one day snap out of it.
When is up to you.

white men cant jump.

>>71139138
Post your face

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>>71139134

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>>71139114
>that unbridled pandering

Ahh, the Liberal party.

>>71139152
Larry Bird

>>71139153
I'm shy

>>71139168
this

>>71139138
>chicano
>fucks black girl

Yeah dude, you may be too white.

>>71139176
Also are you sure your mother didn't fuck a white man and cuck """"your father""""?

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Since we have liberals acting like how the tea party was with Obama with Trump, and even republicans on Obama care against him, how long to civil war? Why would you replace a plan with no alternative anyway?

>>71139145
Irish? nah im from missouri

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>>71139168
you best not be doubting #gf2017 anon

>>71138749
Thumbnail looks like benis

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>>71139220

h-haha, no, of course not

there's still 10 months to go

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so i can't go home tonight, the goddamn dam near my house is going to spill over the top...

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>>71138764
>>71139230
faggots

>>71138811
>>71138823
Non-gays

Based on this image I estimate homosexuals make up 50% of /cum/.

>>71139257

lake orroville?

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Fuck Single Losers Day soon

>>71139185
I had red hair when I was little

>>71139257

So, does America has really bad luck or the whole "our infrastructure is 3 worldish" is not a meme and is in fact real.

>>71138651
from guadalajara

>>71139302
>tfw blond hair and red-white mixed facial hair

>>71139283
gonna call an escort that day

i'll hide a camera and bost bics here

>>71139320
good food from there

>>71139267
yup, fun times ahead, hopefully my stuff doesn't get too ruined.

>select all images with bodies of water such as oceans or lakes

awesome, captcha is teasing me now.

>>71139321
That's cool if you can grow a full beard though

>>71139357

wanna come hang out with me =3?

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im the king of /cum/

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>>71139359
>That's cool if you can grow a full beard though

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>>71139339
You better deliver

being an escort on the 14th is worse than paying an escort on the 14th 567iuopi bh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXG6yR81rLk

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>>71139393
Sorry bro, mostly Black mutt here, can only grow muttonchops

>>71139446
It's all fine.
Mutton chops can work if they ever get back in fashion.

>>71139303
it's not a meme, our country's infrastructure is in horrible shape. last week in a city nearby mine had massive natural gas leaks from a pressure regulating station malfunctioning. last time a situation like that happened an explosion happened and took out a neighborhood block, killing like 12 people and injuring 50.

I unironically prefer women with dark hair and dark eyes. Am I still white?

>>71139428

whores probably put vaseline in their cooch or something.

>>71139365
nah, im good, got to sleep soon as i still have work in the morning

I made out with a trap, it felt weird. I don't think I'm gay

>>71139470
Borderline, so long as the nipples are pink and the elbows not too sharp or rough.

>>71139492
Probably because traps are nasty dudes under make up.

>>71139492

dont worry, you are

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>>71139470
Nah, it might sound racist, but most blonde people look the same to me

*fondles ween and stares at you*

>>71139495
>the elbows not too sharp or rough.

Is this some new whiteness standard? What is the logic behind it?

>in battle a stretch of cloth can be as hard as a curtain of iron

r8 my sun tzu. am professional quote maker, my wife relies on this

>>71139463
black people can make anything fashionable desu

>>71139470
Yes

>>71139492
lucky

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>>71139470
I feel that way too.

>>71139495
>>71139470
no

>>71139520

terrible

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>>71139517

>>71139517
*cuts your pee pee off and fornicates the open wound*

>>71139530
She's stunning

My fridge broke down today and I had to move all the money to a cooler. Keeping it on ice but it doesn't feel safe. Can't trust my neighbors enough to borrow their fridge either. Shit neighborhood desu.

>>71139565
This was never funny.