/brit/

might buy a dragon dildo

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Elsa

67

runt

now then fellas

craven fatcam delumo riley zoey brum

73

don't post here ever again

>>71135469
terrible post

>>71135454
oh good x

respect caralad and lisicki the most as they've been here the longest (along with me)

>>71135540
Who's lisicki

who here /all nighter/

have exams from 9 to 4 and will probably collapse from exhaustion in the middle of them

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Might roll a spliff even though the work alarm will be going in 4 hours time

betito likes /pol/

Beyonce is the single most overrated human being on the planet at the moment

>>71135540
been here longer than both la, 2013 fag

Have a UTI

>>71135552
>collapse from exhaustion
taking after your ancestors I see

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38952124

>Woman, 81, raped after getting off bus in Balham

>She added: "My team are keen to trace a male witness seen on Rinaldo Road, Balham, on the evening of the incident.

>"He was wearing a jacket with a distinctive American flag design on the back.

CHI

I'm going to the gym tomorrow at 10 am
I can't wait to get /fit/

>>71135540
eire bro has been here for a while

>>71135567
this man over here

>>71135592
Why did you bother changing your trip from lisicki's lover

how's the law course going la

>>71135584
why the f*ck are yanks so depraved

>>71135584
why the f*ck are y*nks so 'praved

some leaf posted a pro-islam thread on /pol/ so some wop started posting over 70 images of pork in the thread

>>>/pol/112360595

>>71135587
remember when your benching to put your feet up on the bench, roll your shoulders forward, use a thumbless grip and flare your elbows out

good luck lad x

bit too many JF in 'ere

>>71135584
Ah yes, London

>>71135608
All the sharting messes up the brain

>>71135570
u grill?

fascinating, i do not care

got called a deano at the bank

>>71135607
i'm not lisicki's lover but the word is using that name is an

and doxxable info la'

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>>71135432
>an early edition to get everybody to see the shitty post at the top made by a yank

>>71135148
and what harm were they in Africa, Australia and America doing to any european person before the invaders and colonizers went to those places?

>>71135665
is an instaban

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doing a drunk cry lads

alri boys

why is /int/ dead tonight?

>>71135711
It's alright mate. That's it, let it all out.

>>71135473
arses are literally the only attractive feature of east asians

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>>71135665
this is (you)

shut him down
http://www.haaretz.com/us-news/1.769511

>>71135720
Is it?

>>71135720
a couple potatoes went a bit smelly

just did some licit drugs

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>>71135473
keep going
>>71135720
because thy mother's getting fucked by niggers.

holy shit lads DO NOT microwave sliced grapes.

I made that very mistake not long ago and as soon as I opened the microwave door a bolt of lightning shot out and panged me right at the end of my knob and now I've been diagnosed with testicular cancer

DO NOT microwave sliced grapes.

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>>71135748
>26 unique IPs
*gulp*

>>71135472
lol all of those portraits look identical to my mate from cyprus

literally identical hair and facial features

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hi

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>>71135722

>>71135761
are you me? same thing happened to me last week

>>71135772
WTF i like corbyn even more now

>>71135772
Jezbollah

>>71135778
so you a member of man kicks ball society?

>using a microwaveoven
runt

>being able to cry

fucking normie

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me on the right

>>71135686
The land and resources were needed by the Europeans

But the most important thing was the competition for it by different European nations
Competition drives progress

>>71135772
all israelis must be killed

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>anglo genes

lmoa

>>71135814

yes xxxx

>>71135860
wtf is the bottom middle

>a former banker who transitioned into a career as an ultranationalist propagandist

dear lord those buzzwords

israel receives aid from america and pirateland, and those parasites are not able to win hahaha
http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-1.729734

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love is natural and real...
just not for such as you and I, my love

night lads

>>71135872
pure blooded saxon

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>>71135834
this

crying at any time apart from the death of either a parent, sibling, spouse, or child, or whilst watching a really really great film whilst at least 6 pints down, is abhorrent normie behaviour

>>71135875
if they could freely kill civilians they would "win" in a matter of weeks/days

>>71135872
a Canadian

>>71135848
rashorke

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>>71135884

71135898
(((they))) killed civilians freely

>>71135878
runt
>>71135884
deano
>>71135886
normie
>>71135898
rorke
>>71135900
rasheed
>>71135905
mong

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Picture of my grandpa here

pls don't doxx

>>71135927
very /fa/

>>71135931
Are yanks even capable of understanding the meaning of 'deano'?

From what I've seen, your entire country is a deano containment zone

wish i lived in Vatican city lads

>>71135931
not a rorke its just obviously true

same way the wars that took a decade in iraq and afghanistan would have been over and done with in a matter of weeks if old school total war rules applied

if you omit morals and ethics and look at it from a sheer military point of view, modern day ROE absolutely hamstrings conventional forces

>>71135955
deanos are just wannabe yanks

>>71135761
I choose to believe that the lightning strike on your bell and the cancer are unrelated. The microwaving of sliced grapes will continue.

>>71135473
Hairstyle not good

why would anyone microwave a grape

hot grapes????

state of you bourgeoisie cunts

business idea: highly advanced sex robots

>>71135992
hi there mate

>>71135928
Why do (((they))) hate Bannon?

Honest question

What's it like to be poor in the UK?

>>71135942
Christopher Lee?

>>71135967
youre a fucking retard

the iraqi army got BTFO in a matter of weeks, you cant just carpet bomb a country to pacify it

>>71136019
Live desu we get free bennies for booze fags weed and that so you're pretty much set

>>71136019
you get free housing and bennies so not that bad i suppose

i have only been on bennies, haven't lived in a council house thankfully

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>>71136019
Crap, like it is being poor anywhere

crying a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1UmY6gSt8

>>71136029
>carpet bomb a country to pacify it

you absolutely could

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>>71136006

Extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/12328545
http://www.strawpoll.me/12328545
http://www.strawpoll.me/12328545

Extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/12328545
http://www.strawpoll.me/12328545
http://www.strawpoll.me/12328545

>>71136066
you have no understanding of COIN operations, stop posting

>>71136058
>like it is being poor anywhere
go try being poor in the us or worse africa and tell me it's the same

>friday the 13th
>not actually a friday
spooky

>>71136080
Peep Show has to be one of the most overrated shows ever

>>71136092
Even worse

>>71136091
nah the other lads absolutely right

if you just went on a mad one and didn't worry about the international community you could just bomb the entire country to fuck to pacify it

>>71136091
leafs being retarded as per

>>71136109
>govt. gives you a house
>govt. gives you money
>govt. pays your taxes
>worse

>>71136129
>Free land
>Free food (you've got to catch it)
>No taxes
Ah yes, Britain. The land of the "free".

most overrated comedies (only includes ones i've watched a decent amount of)

>Vicar of dibley
>it crowd
>red dwarf
>little britain

why do deanos love this shit?

should i have a wank lads?

>>71136118
>>71136119
They had free fire zones in vietnam. They totally won that one, right?

>>71136151
dunno lad

everyone knows Father Ted is the ultimate comedy

>>71136169
there's a difference between the bombing they did there and actually going full mad cunt

>>71136169
does not remotely pertain to my point, its clear you are in the wrong and are now flailing and rearranging words in a pathetic attempt to save yourself

I have won and this is my last reply to you, fucking leaf

>>71136150
>implying there is any free land in the us
>implying there is any free food in the us (remember catching rain is illegal)
>implying there is no tax in the us
is this the part where you tell me you mean africa and that it's better to live in a literal third world aids hellhole because you can chuck spears with kwame in a desert?

>>71136049
>>71136045
lucky

I mean, being poor sucks everywhere, but over here you can pretty much die in a gutter unless you have 10 children or something.

>>71136151
Gavin and Stacy is the ultimate Deano comedy

>>71136199
Do some charity work and then tell me.

>>71136199
he was obviously just having a little joke lad don't take it so seriously

>>71136219
calm down

I'm partial to rock and roll

any NEETman in?

>>71136218
>Do some charity work
>get raped
>get aids
>die

>>71136198
kek

London accents are so damn unbearable

The Jamaican patois has fucked it up even more

can't wait to drown in pints at the /brit/ meetup

what i would like to know is why do all blacks in britain sound the same

furthermore, why do all pakis in britain sound like blacks and therefore also sound the same

do they all fake the mandem accent or is it simply innate to all non-white born in britain

>>71136257
Sounds alright.

>>71136293
Alcohol is haram and bourgeois

chess

https://lichess.org/PaNbrsVL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8QhbV7JwGA
Find a better game soundtrack
You cannot

>>71136151
Nevr got why anyone enjoyed Vicar of Dibley. Didn't laugh once.

Red Dwarf is pretty good, might be a bit overrated though, especially by "geeks." Sheldon mentioned it on Bing Bong Theory.

IT Crowd isn't overrated imo, it's just very inconsistent. Almost exactly half of the episodes, distributed evenly throughout the series, are mediocre. The other half are great.

Little Britain was just a poor man's Fast Show.

>>71136347
Phoneposting so shan't be clicking

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am I insane or is this the woman from hot fuzz?

>>71136347
too boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkkt5X_ydmI

>>71136384
>the woman from hot fuzz

based australian
>>71136357

>>71136347
30+ years and still unbeaten.

Outrun - Splash Wave:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7miBTOaa6M

>>71136384
there were several women in that film

>>71136392
who is he referring to

When I was 10 years old I passed a classmate a note saying 'poopy pie poopy pie I really wish that you would die' as some kind of stupid joke

Teacher told me off and said that if we were in the US then I would be arrested

>>71136384
Yeah I think she played one of the coppers.

just had a shower after not showering since before work on friday and had a pizza after not eating all day

feel brilliant

>>71136414
>Teacher told me off and said that if we were in the US then I would be arrested
i see the anti-US brainwashing starts young in arsefartlia

women are gross
men are gross too
traps are gross
everything's gross

eugh fuck it I'm going to seclude myself in a distant monastery and become a monk

I have a dream

>>71136449
Ahem

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/judge-upholds-suspension-of-student-who-chewed-pastry-into-the-shape-of-a-gun/2016/06/16/666f6cd2-283f-11e6-b989-4e5479715b54_story.html?utm_term=.6b3e06e23687

>>71136449
https://www.rt.com/usa/toy-gun-backpack-school-533/

>>71136414
and she was right

>>71136449
>Americans talking about brainwashing the young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOEg55vewU

>>71136508
god that's so bloody cringey

>>71136474
Take the Varg pill.

>>71136486
>Cannot eat a Kinder egg in case retard yank children eat the plastic inside
>Cannot eat a gun shaped thing in case retard yank police shoot you
Ah yes the so-called Poonited Sharts

>>71136508
>two white kids in the entire class

jesus

>>71136508
>>71136489
>>71136486
it's working like a charm and you don't even realize it

>>71136508
>>71136516
do kids recite the quran at your schools?

>>71136508
I knew a norwegian kid that spent a year in an american highschool and refused to stand for the pledge (because he was not an american citizen)

His principal called his father into the school and the dad said, "so? we're norwegian. Dont waste my time with such nonsense"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwsQ_5Wm4oo

>>71136537
we don't recite anything because we're not autistic

>>71136537
No.

Do you recite the Torah?

>>71136537
No we're just not a bunch of soulless freaks

Entering the real world in April

What is life like after uni?

>>71136570
Like living in Africa.

>>71136570
>What is life like after uni?
depressing
good luck

>>71136570
if you've ever had a summer job it's just like that but all the time

only upside is more money

If you're posting under the Union Jack, your name is either Nigel, Peter, or Colin.

the meek shall inherit the earth

>hollywood spends quadrillions of dollars trying to convince the world usa is #1
>forget that outside of the usa people actually have access to facts and education
Imagine how many burgers they could've bought with the "money" they wasted on that.

C'mon yanks, just be yourselves.

watched the 20 minute video the NFL put out that's just the actual gametime from the superbowl

it's actually a pretty enjoyable sport without all the other shit

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>air conditioner stopped working

>>71136611
Don't see anyone posting under a Union Jack
Plenty of Union Flags though

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>>71136610
>tfw finish uni this year
>tfw never had a job

>>71136650
have you ever been to 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

>>71136646
watch nhl instead lad

it's much better

>>71136668
shut the fuck up

>>71136611
Jokes on you, Peter is only my middle name.

>>71136655
Reddit

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Le Pen will win.

>>71136611
my name's james

My life sucks

>>71136694
i haven't been keeping up with the french election at all

what point are they at now?

feel like i'm missing out on a lot of interesting shit like with the yank election because of the language barrier

>>71136695
That your first name?

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marion

>>71136710
yes

>james as a surname
not a fan

>>71136694
Nah, Macron will

I want Hamon

>>71136551
there's been a concerted effort across europe over the past 70 years to destroy any sense of national pride

it's a joke if you ask me

>>71136708
Dunno too much. All I know is Le Pen is leading in the polls for the first round. They claim Macron will win the second round, but I think Le Pen will

my youtube recommendations:

>powerlifting
>competetive eating
>ice hockey
>various shitty channels from VICE
>MMA

i don't even really like any of these things

>>71136729
shit name ngl

>>71136695
The name's James
Bond James

>>71136708
First round is in just over 2 months time

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Hahaha

>>71136750
All of those are Deano runt tier.

do people actually live in closets under the stairs in the UK?

>>71136766
ha ha english people are racist and stupid

scottish people are nice and funny

>>71136748
>muh national pride

ah yes I should have pride in a country I was arbitrarily born into

also this country's not really something to be proud since it's been an utter fucking mess since the second world war

>>71136750
>>71136777
>not liking hockey
absolute plebs

>>71136696
I hypnotised myself to be happy and now I am. Even though I'm a NEET with only a couple of friends that I see maybe 2-3 times a month, have never had a gf and haven't had sex in 3+ years, I've never been happier.

It creeps people out a bit but I totally recommend using self-hypnosis to make yourself always happy.

Here:
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/8059351/The_Silva_Method_-full_course_incl_workbook

It doesn't call itself self-hypnosis, but it is. It tries to hypnotise you to be confident and successful but I changed it to just being happy. It's like I found a cheat code for life.

>>71136779
Literally cannot think of a more reddit book than Harry Potter

>>71136766
polandball really is tragic of late isn't it

used to think it was funny but now it just seems like the same tired jokes and ham-fisted political references

>>71136779
no

me and my sister used to sleep in the same bedroom for many years until we got an extension done on the house though

>>71136826
It's been crap for years

my dad said faith isnt a choice

is he correct? I just assumed it was a choice because all the people that hold a certain faith know about other religions and the scientific explanations for the origins of the universe. in my mind, they've made a choice to reject the other beliefs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38948274

>>71136787
jesus...

>>71136570
you'll suddenly become a staunch conservative

>>71136858
why do germany hate themselves
it sin't healthy

>>71136787
I want to Brexit you. I want to vote for the UK to leave you on the other side of the English Channel. Preferably in a migrant camp.

any radical centrist man in

>>71136855
the majority of religious people never chose to be religious, they're religious because they were brought up to be

yeah people convert but overall it's a very small percentage

>>71136862
there's really nothing to be proud of in this country
most people are white trash with terrible tastes in culture, music and the arts
our post-war architecture is godawful, and we still have lots of our equally awful cheap victorian shit all over the place
houses aren't affordable unless you want a shitty mortgage
our public services are shit
our government is incredibly shit
there's really nothing to do here but drink in a pub with your mates, since most of the countryside has been filled with shitty towns newbuild shit

>>71136903
oh fuck off, this place is a mess and it needs sorting out as soon as possible
don't even deny it

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What exactly is it that makes the UK so much better at producing great musicians than any other country on the planet (at least post-WW2), despite having such a relatively small population

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>>71136908

>>71136840
nice

>>71136905
Why is Baneposting still so funny?

>incel
>"""friends"""
>manlet
>ugly
>boring and awkward

My life really sucks

>>71136920
The things you're complaining about could be applied to any western country

>>71136935
>tfw too smart not to be a radical centrist

Can't stop grinding my teeth

>>71136911
im saying people who've been presented with other choices, like the other world religions or the big bang or whatever

like i was raised catholic but became irreligious when i was around 10 because i just thought about it for an extended period of time

>>71136920
Why bother sorting it out if it's just an arbitrary place you were born into that you have no reason to be proud of? Why not just sort yourself out by moving somewhere better?

>>71136972
>thought
Most people aren't good at thinking

>>71136967
Fuck lol I was grinding my teeth as I read this

Nationalism and patriotism are for idiots.

>>71136986
see >>71136956

happiness is a warm gun

>>71136989
Even if they've barely thought about it, they've thought about it enough to think "The big bang theory is bullshit, shiva is bullshit, allah is bullshit etc. God created the universe in 7 days and thats how its always been"

Nothing more Reddit than believing science

currently living in a camper van on my mum and dads driveway to save money for a deposit on a house

thoughts?

>>71136920
Wish we could turn back time. To the good old days

>Earth
>round

lmao

I think the worst part about being an incel is having no prospects

People always talk about being friendzoned but I don't even have a woman who could friendzone me

>>71137077
>>71136948
to be quite honest I don't believe you're actually trying to get a gf and you're just sat on your arse complaining about things without actually trying to fix them
stop doubting yourself and try to change things

>>71137077
That's a good thing

You can focus on yourself

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Trump/'Tismo 2020

We'll Make America Hate Canada Again

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really need a trashy gf

Is it wrong to try to get someone to love you?

>>71137077
some of you twats get yourselves so worked up over stupid shit, if you want to wank yourself off in pity fuck off and do it somewhere else

>>71137113
If they didn't like you at least a bit in the first place they never will so no

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So THIS... is Trump's Britain

not to trump, not to war......but plz invade russia

>>71137136
is she a revert?

>>71137136
small vocal minority

most people don't give a shit about trump

>>71137093
How the fuck do I get a gf?

How?

>>71137022
So if there was a western country without those problems you'd happily move to it?

I think >>71136956 is wrong, lots of western countries are better than the UK in terms of modern culture, people, services, government etc. Look at Norway, Denmark, maybe Switzerland. They have their shit together like nobody's business. Germany was probably better than the UK in a lot of ways before it was flooded with migrants.

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>Cody

>>71137154
post pic

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>>71137154

>>71137112
>gf
not with those shoulders bud

>>71137161
perhaps
but if I move to another country then really I'm just another immigrant to them and I wouldn't ever fully integrate
also I'm terrible at learning other languages

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>>71137171

Average is the new ugly lads

At least if you're particularly ugly then you stand out

>>71137187
Christ almighty

>>71137161
Norway Denmark and Switzerland are incredibly small countries in terms of population, almost city states.
The UK is about as good as you're going to get in terms of living as an average person for actual large countries, you might as well just move to Monaco or Singapore or something otherwise

>>71137201
dont use our lords name in vain xx

>>71137201
?

>>71137187
ok good. as long as you can iron out your autism. youll be A OKAY bud. youve got a normal face. maybe hidding a weak chin there but thats ok. beards are in.

now my advice is jus to practice. talk to people. no other way around it. find a way to talk to people. there are many avenues for this, just think

Of course a fucking leaf would post a picture of himself on an Iraqi gardening corkboard

>>71137187
Nice styled eyebrows there Sally

>>71137187
you look normal, is it a mental problem

>>71137226
t. turtlemong

>>71137187
>>71137154
hmm
firstly shave that beard, women still like the metroseuxal look and that beard isn't groomed enough to look fashionable
secondly stop pulling that mug-tier expression
thirdly, wear clean smart-casual clothes that have been washed at 60 degrees and also ironed (if necessary)
and wash daily (though only use shampoo if you plan on going out/doing something/going to work/university/whatever that day)

also acquire a hobby that a normie girl might see as ~quirky~ or interesting
you need lots of interesting things to talk about
(and eventually you'll have to learn to pretend to be interested in whatever vapid shit she spouts out of her mouth)
also don't be concerned by whatever your height is, most women don't really care so long as you're a nice guy

paging a mr t.mong

a mister t.mong

>>71137112
Fuck. She could've been a 10, but she fell for the degeneracy meme and turned herself into a 5. And she has no idea, because guys will still let her suck their cock so she thinks she's doing something right. Idiot. Imagine her without all that ridiculous shit, just natural long hair, normal eyebrows, no metal sticking out of her face and ear lobe or wacky glasses. She'd be wife material. She turned herself into a big disgusting pile of red flags.

Yeah wow you're so unique and different, just like all the other "misfits." What a shame.

>>71137146
>she

>>71137258
>tfw no trashy gf to nurture into a mature woman and eventually wife

redpill me on rutger hauer

>>71137267
those are some soft lips

>>71137146
she's a stingray

>asmr artist looks directly at you via the camera
>instinctively look elsewhere because direct eye contact makes you nervous

https://discord.gg/24kKXY8

any bored man in

>>71137275
I thought that at first, but those ears are never gonna be normal again. And those tattoos. That's a hell of a fixer-upper, not to mention all the obvious psychological damage that has been done that will just get in the way.

>OH I SHOULDN'T GET MY NOSE CUT OFF AND AN IRONIC PENIS ATTACHED IN IT'S PLACE??? THANK YOU MR PATRIARCHY FOR YOUR MANSPLAINED OPINION BUT JUST FOR THAT ATTEMPT TO OPPRESS ME I'M GETTING THE TESTICLE MOUSTACHE AS WELL

>>71136009
hey>>71136009

>>71137335
gauged ears are easily fixed with an operation

F L U M M O X E D

post toot

>>71137351

t. jordan veretout

we would be an intergalactic empire right now if christianity never caught on in europe

>>71137346
And what about the two thousand dicks that have been inside her during her "liberated" phase? Is there an operation to fix that?

>>71137346
Actually you can just reverse the process as long as they aren't over a certain width where cells begin to die.

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>>71137363
literally me

>>71137136
what war did trump start? what war is he talking about starting?

it was clinton who literally said "troops on the ground in syria" and "no-fly zones in syria" and "iran will be an issue we'll need to deal with"

trump never once advocated war throughout his entire campaign. these poor fools have been lied to

>>71137372
All at once or one at a time?

>>71137372
Spooks

post it

>>71137372
I don't have autism so non-issues don't bother me

>>71137226
I've done it before

Got compliments

Now the mexican is here

yeah i am here and the french doesnt't post toot

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>>71137400
>wanting a faithful, loving wife instead of an entitled cheating whore
>autism
Enjoy being a literal cuckold and losing half your shit in the divorce and your kids being a mess from growing up in a single parent household.

>you will never be an american teenager in the 90s
>you will never sneak into your gf's room in the middle of the night, get caught by her dad, and bail out the window without your pants

i'm stuck talking about politics again

better stop myself before the janny does

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>have a wank
>feel much better

>Dr daot ret

Fucking hate this paki

oh boy was I suckered

used to watch sky news every day on yootoob but they started blocking US IPs once trump won the election

>DEH MAYNSTRUHM METEOR

>>71137585
>>71137585
>>71137585
>>71137585

NEW

THREAD

Looked up the Nazi anthem

Was not ready for the comment section

DA LEFTEESTS

>>71137593
early on both accounts

janny, get this man

>>71137598
What about them?