>Americans unironically drink this Why?

Because I don't want to get drunk?

>>71133153
I drink coors light when I want to binge drink

It's like drinking water

Let me save everyone some time and effort shitposting

>OP complains about some shitty low-quality product he paid too much for at an import store
>Americans tell him that their local beers are better and they've never had Coors/Budweiser/PBR
>Euros chimp out and spam MUH MICROBREWS for approxmiately 300 replies

There, we can now let this thread sink to page 10 now

>>71133153
Coors is also a Canadian beer, though. Molson-Coors is headquartered in Montreal and Denver.

>>71133153
>People unironically drink beer
*sips wine*

>>71133153
i thought beer is an ironical beverage

>>71133195
You can drink beer and still not get drunk amigo
>>71133475
Japanese beer is

>>71133429
That's irrelevant, the Americans still lose their shit over it

>>71133228
>implying anyone outside clapistan would pay anything for that filth

>>71133640
I haven't noticed that. I think their sales are down quite a bit in recent years. White people drink microbrews, Mexicans drink Tecate/Corona/etc., and blacks drink malt liquor.

The "mass-market" beers are losing their niche.

>>71133843
College frat boys are keeping it alive

THE MOUNTAINS ARE BLUE, BROTHERRRRR

>>71133153
only when the coolers are stocked with it at a bbq or when a pal comes over with a 32 case. i'd never buy the stuff on my own but it gets the job done.

>>71133153
Because we're fat and stupid

>>71133153
I prefer Coors Light to Bud Light and Miller Lite desu, but they're all shit honestly.