Top bantz.

Imagine what it must be like to have lost both world wars. I can't even begin to comprehend it, the idea is so alien to me.

UBER ALLES DER WELT

>>71130295
bannable

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If only I could have been in that crowd.

>>71130199
Nah, that was just the American anthem playing.

>>71130199
Polite reminder that it's not actually a "nazi" version.

And it was not as much banter as an embarrassment for USA. I guess they would've played the borat version of kazakhstan hymn as well.

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>>71130258
imagine having never won literally a single war in your entire history.

that's Germany.

>>71130199
It's a perfectly good anthem that the Nazis just happened to use as well. Germany should take a chill pill.

>>71130375
>Polite reminder that it's not actually a "nazi" version.
This

I thought it was Horst Wessel Lied when I saw the headline. Fucking shit clickbait.

>>71130710
their country is still under occupation 70 years later, they literally can't

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>yfw #1 German women's player is Polish

>>71130199
That song was composed in 1841 and used heavily throughout history, but because the nazis played it aswell this apparently means it's a nazi version. Makes sense.

>>71130199
Wrong side won ww2.

>>71130337
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES.

>>71130199
Isn't the "Deutschland über alles" supposed to be part of the anthem? Youtube gets me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQwLeMcbRY

>>71130199
what's wrong with germany? nazis were cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0EeOz7MLSg

Was it this one?

>>71132176
Only the third verse is our national anthem. Back in the day we used the entire song though.

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>trying to play classic american ignorance off as "bantz"

>>71132269
Would you go to jail if you sang the whole thing?

>>71132205
I too remember when I was 14

>omg Im so triggered HOW DARE THEY CALL MY COUNTRY GREAT
why the fuck are germans such assburgers? They are some dedicated cucks

>>71130199
>Nazi version

The song has been around since 1841, the modern Germans just choose not to sing the full song because the Nazis emphasized it so strongly...

what's next, are you going to get angry at our businessmen for wearing Hugo Boss clothes? Or say that satellites are anti-semitic because they use German-developed rockets*?

*Yes, it's true that an American laid the groundwork, but still, the Germans perfected it.

>>71132339
This. It's not banter, we just genuinely don't care about other countries.

>>71132724
Don't forget that vegetarians are literally Hitler

>>71132764
Also, anyone who has ever driven a Volkswagen is a Nazi lol

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>>71132889
>>71132764
How the fuck is it even possible nowadays to NOT be Hitler?

>>71133143
Hitler pls

WENN ES STETS ZU SCHUTZ UND TRUTZE

>>71132419
No, but it's a common misconception here that you do. It's simply not part of the official anthem and has an unfortunate vocation.

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>>71133340
so what sort of ye old nazi things can get you in jail in the motherland?

>>71133316
BRÜDERLICH ZUSAMMENHÄLT

>>71130406
(((you)))

>>71133378
>motherland
i think youre mixing something up buddy
Thats the other European enemy youre thinking of

>>71130258
wait really? there are countries that actually do this?

>>71130406
They won against the French and the Russians. In Brest-Litovsk they got massive territories.

>>71133378
>motherland

Germany is Fatherland, man. You're thinking of the Ruskies.

>>71133143
We're literally all Hitler. I am a half-black son of a latino refugee who grew up in the most Jewish county in America, but according to this antifa qt in my colonialism class I'm a Nazi because I think illegals should be deported.

We're all fucking Hitler.

>tfw I literally had to show her pics of my dad to prove it

>>71133642
>tfw I literally had to show her pics of my dad to prove it

Lol i would love to talk to her.

>>71130406
Are you insane? Germany was founded by one of the most famous military victories in modern history. Look up the Franco-Prussian war.

>>71130844
They're not under occupation anymore. The US occupation ended a long time ago, right now we just have military bases there with the full approval of the German government. If they asked us to leave, we would. Remember how your President said "Americans, get the hell out!" and we did? No more bases in France. That's the difference between us and other imperialist powers. We're lazy pussies who pay lip service to ideas like "freedom". If you're a democracy and you ask us to leave, we'll leave.

I hope the Germans don't ask us to leave though, I'm enlisting after I graduate and I'm hoping to get stationed in Germany...

>>71133665
She really is a good person. She's "bffs" with my old gay roommate (from freshman year, we're seniors now), and she really does care about "people of color" and immigrants and everything. She means well, I know she does, but she's just misguided.

Or maybe I just want to have sex with her, idk.

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>>71133759
wait she is white?

>falling for le epic "but Germany is not Prussia" meme
Jesus how new are you guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0vwOvVuQe4

>>71133784
Of course she's fucking white. Do you think a non-white girl would care this much about race relations? Black women and latina women have real problems to worry about. Only white women can devote this kind of time to goofy political shit.

>>71133788
>he thinks Germany is Prussia

That ship sailed when your stupid Kaiser called the British "mad as march hares". Don't piss off the anglos, they dominate the modern world.

>>71133901
>Only white women can devote this kind of time to goofy political shit.
Nope, my sister is into that and we are both mexican immigrants, except she is more focus on on the communities (schools, working habits, family relations, etc) of latino immigrants instead of protesting or having a class debates about the issue and calling it a day.

She is all about socialism, communism, struggle, all that shit, except she hates all the SJW because they are a bunch of pussies who don't like to get their hands dirty (not volunteering, helping out kids in shitty neighborhoods, etc) , and the whole black lives matter is a joke to her.

>>71133882
hehehe, noice

>>71133378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4ZkjjZsZFM
If I'd be singing this in front of a police station while doing the German salute they might tell me to stop, but literally no one normally cares about that stuff

>>71133378
Trying to annex Sudetenland always makes people a tad suspicious

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>>71130199
>Nazi version
so West Germany had a nazi anthem till reunification huh, really makes you think

>bantz

100$ say the guy responsible for this fuck up considers himself to be of German heritage, redpilled and unironically calls other people "cuck." He probably thought he was doing them a favor respecting their original true anthem that the cucked leftist gov doesn't allow them to sing anymore.

>>71134528
Everything remotely German is Nazistuff know, you should know that

>>71134779
>Nazistuff now*

>>71133628
Not only that, but they go out to war for more living space and end up with LESS than they started.

It's really bizarre, tbqhwy,l (to be quite honest with you, lad)

>>71132339
>classic American ignorance
>Only the third verse is our national anthem. Back in the day we used the entire song though.
Wow. Sorry I didn't know such an specific fact.
If Germany is so butthurt about the old anthem, how about making another one instead of cutting it short.

The guys who looked up the anthem probably just got the whole anthem and played it.

>>71132521
you should because it was yesterday

Germans must be learn more about nazis forever.

>>71137508
Americans are braindead. Fact.

>>71130199
>"nazi version"
>just the first verse of the regular anthem

lmao

now what really would have been gr8 is if horst wessel lied had been played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UWTRnzKXG8

>>71137529
wow sick comeback, my dude

>>71137650
If I wanted my cum back I'd wipe it off your lips lol :D

Not a Nazi song
Literally fake news

>>71132339
That's all they have.

>>71133759
Fuck off, kid.

>>71130199
This is correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTV92wqYjfA

>>71137822
kek

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>>71130258

Imagine winning two world wars and now your former enemy is wealthier, qter and much more important than you. Furthermore, that every single one of those millions of fallen german soldiers died, ultimately, a winner. Whereas the sacrifice of millions of dead brit soldiers was for nada and goes straight into the trash.

Right. Into. The. Trash.

I can't even begin to imagine the feels....