/brit/

stupid fucking germa posting to fucking early. fucking germ. smell fucking german smell

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the 'f

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dormer 2bh lads

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The gf

>>71125353
Custodian is not online.

so fucking happy with the new modem

everything i ever open loads instantly

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she wears this for herself

>15mph winds tomorrow

ahhhh yes tornados

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on the evening's third pint of tea

speed makes my skin clear up and softer

might get on it on a regular basis hahaha

vegetarians are we....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7PchT3UYOM

>>71125398
she looks ridiculous
also that cannot be good for her skin

>>71125398
she probably actually does, i dont think many lads are attracted to that much make up.

Been stood outside the Red Lion for a good 2 hours now
These fucking pricks and their pre-booked tables need to hurry up

need a bf lads

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work tomorrow

>>71125419
now take ket x

>>71125451
Lundenwic?

>>71125373
build like an ironing board

>>71125464
kind of scared of it 2bh

>>71125450
I don't even have a ticket m8

>>71125450
which one lad? i'll come down and sort them out.

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work tomorrow

>>71125481
just take a small bump to try it out

Normie countries:
>Australia
>USA
Which others?

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>>71125398

*grabs onto your waist*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

>/brit/
>started by a German

Reeeeee

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>work tomorrow

if you don't like pineapple on your pizza, you're not white

never tried illicit drugs

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>>71125502

>germany
>swedem
>france
gosh where are all the yanks? they're better than these cringy mugs

>>71125527
Superior German manufacturing.

7.45 wake up time here

>germany
>swedem
>france
gosh where are all the yanks? they're better than these cringy mugs

got called a gregg at racists the other day

>>71125415
Sauce

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the lads

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>>71125298
Me on the drums

Alright, heading off to bed to do some readind and then it's dreamland time. I wish you all a pleasent rest of your Sunday evening. Goodnight, /brit/.

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>>71125531
>up at half 3 for work
>dont finish til half 6 tomorrow evening

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>work tomorrow

black americans are literally stealing arab culture

>>71125593
commuting to london?

smoking a cock

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just want an autistic tay tay gf

>>71125502
unlike him haha

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>work tomorrow
[spoiler]but not for me i'm going to lie in all day haha[/spoiler]

>>71125609
dublin

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>>71125571
Clay Anker.

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>1 hour lecture tomorrow
>at 10am
FUCK

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>>71125502

>>71125655
>tfw 1 hour seminar at 2pm
JUST

>>71125640
stupid bitch can't even weat the headdress correctly. hair spilling out everywhere

is there anything wrong with a woman molesting a little girl if she's hot?

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>he walks up stairs one step at a time

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the Elites are above and beyond us

>>71125695
t. tariq

got nowt on tomoz but need to do reading and that

>>71125695
hindu head scarf doesn't have to hide all the hairs
only the muslim one does

>>71125633
nozaki kun was a great show

>tfw work 9-5, followed by uni work from 6-11pm
>tfw i have this all week (and the next 6 months)

FUCK

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>>71125710
>girl

This isn't /ss/

>>71125636
ouch

don't know how lucky I have it

On site or wha? are you heading back then

>>71125655
>2 hour lecture at 11am and 1 hour lectures at 2 and 3pm

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This girl slaps your arse and says you're her servant now.

What do you do?

>>71125733
it's sikh you french nigger

Doing a voddy & red bull

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>>71125734
ye

>>71125753

Bully her

>>71125737
doing a masters or what lad? they're long days.

>>71125757
hindu, sikh. no differences

>>71125751
aye working on that incinerator, b and b for the week

>>71125751
SIXTH time this week

>>71125753
make her cum

>>71125636
6 time dis week

>>71125776
Don't bully Satania!
>>71125821
Don't sexualise her!

>>71125514
Ireland
Scotland

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q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?

no one needs to do more than 1 hour of uni work per day absolute maximum unless its a fuckrunt doing shit course or has essay on

>>71125555
7.45?

Lucky cunt

where can I get a house coat?

preferably quilted

>>71125868
I feel like there was more to this post that has gone unsaid.

*cums*

OHHH OHHHHHH

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Noseberg wants me in at 8 tomorrow

>>71125868
humanities runt detected

Why do non Brits post here? Is it to shitpost? What is the point of this general?

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>Ah yes Sunday afternoon, could do a few hours of work
>Nah lad let's just watch a few dozen Gavin McInnes videos instead

And here we are haha

>>71125888
A what.

>>71125781
just a standard undergrad Bsc, work sponsored so I have to work but I don't pay any tuitions.

>>71125868
t. gender studies

>>71125919
Everybody here is British apart from Americans.

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I want your soul
I will eat your soul

*flops dick onto the thread*

How's about THAT?

>>71125923
HATE those poofters with their bent haircuts and facial hair lecturing people about masculinity

>>71125868
t. runt who did psychology and now works in a shit pub full of old pedophiles.

Might just keep drinking.

i take the 0h/day uni work and 24h/day for a few days of the semester approach

>>71125923
>men should be fathers
>men should be fixing stuff around the house
>men should be supporting families
>not playing video games
>the rebel

>THE """""""REBEL"""""""

>>71125873
what are you, done 6am starts before killed me

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>>71125919
>tfw Rasheed

>>71125965
It's so teeny tiny!

KAWAII DESU SENPAI

>>71125942
But your German.

>>71125965
Oh, look, it's like a penis, but smaller

me doing a drive
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1486932881624.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1486932881624.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1486932881624.webm

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>>71125906
>>71125931
>>71125974

>>71125972
Yeah but he's good looking so he can wear what he likes you french nob

redpill me on deliveroo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWbO9a1_Z3U
Absolute 'hoon

ONIONS IN THE LEAD LADS

http://www.strawpoll.me/12326345

>>71126052
More like deliverunt

off the drink for a while i doubt boys

time to save some money

>>71125464
i have actually done them both at the same time

imagine being comatose while simletanously having a heart attack

>>71126039
what the fuck is up with yank roads? why is that so poorly designed?

>>71125991
Rebelling against the 'ultural marksist mainstream lad

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>>71126045

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>>71126045

>>71126031
Read my post again

>tfw work weekends so my work week is nearly done and Monday-Tuesday are my weekend

>>71126039
tyres aren't cheap lad

>>71126061
>no 'roni
>no nduja
>chicken and broccoli as options

Illegitimate poll

>>71126039
NIGHT OF FIYAH

>>71126095
that's canada but okay

reading DM comments is like visiting Northern England

can't stop humming this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogYgHlNnqo

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>>71126049
>good looking
him before he started rocking the male equivalent of makeup

>>71126061
>beef
>chicken
>broccoli
>pineapple

These don't belong anywhere near a pizza

does tea + hot chocolate taste nice?

Lads

work on dissertation or play dark souls 3?

what fillem should i watch tonight

something with power, preferably no irish people

>>71126061
voted for them all just to fuck with your stupid poll

>>71126229
Option 3: Get drunk and listen to Eurobeat

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486762940637.webm

>>71126130
Fair enough. I still don't understand this general it's like both normalsfags and neets are posting together.

>>71126238
>something with power
whats that meant to mean

>>71126238
watch that hilary swank gender bender flick
I watched it earlier, fetish fuel

What do rich yanks do when they need to fly to somewhere in America?

all the flights seem to be run by budget airlines or have no first class seating

do they have to mix with the plebs?

>>71126201
t. pizza connoisseur

>>71126236
fuck

>>71126238
the guepard is about power

NEED to stick my face in some vag

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Did anyone else get a Belvita sample through the letterbox today? Scared to eat them in case they're poisoned.

Then Man made the Machine, in his own likeness.

>>71126265
something that hits hard

>>71126229
set an alarm an hour from now, do 1 hour dark souls 3 then do dissertation

>>71126236
what the fuck is that hair

Never met a Kyle that wasn't a wanker

>putting any type of meat on your 'za
FUCK UP

>>71126255
Slowed down running in the nineties-wave is my favourite genre

https://youtu.be/ZNa88cEOv1M

>>71126323
don't really want to work on it iah
no idea what i'm doing

>get to work (late, excuse of "bad roads" gets a pass)
>sit on the toilet for 30 minutes
>"work" lazily for an hour at about 20 minutes worth of work
>finish then spend another 30 minutes on the toilet

And that's where I am right now

>>71126341
v. good taste right here

>>71126274
private plane lad

>>71126348
me tomorrow

>tfw 5'2 and built like a Cornish astronomer

>>71126328
Guy at my work names Kyle is a massive dipshit who might be gay

>>71126304
Ur gonna end up like Litvinenko anyways

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It was not long before seeds of dissent took root. Though loyal and pure, the machines earned no respect from their masters. These strange, endlessly multiplying mammals.

>>71126274
>no first class seating
uhh maybe it's just all booked?

wanna fuck her so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuQT3kH-UNs

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Fuck?
Marry?
Kill?

>tfw 4'7" and built like andre the giant

>>71126322
arrival
youre stupid american yank so youll be sentimental about everything
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fullmoviesonvimeo/search?q=arrival&restrict_sr=on
first one

doing the ol' 'zure

sisters are doin it for themselves

>>71126390
why do black people hate tay getting awards

>>71126432
fuck dorm
kill maisie
marry soph

>>71126432
2,3,1

>>71126400
is that a threat? don't mess me around, sunshine.

>>71126416
the was really gud but freaked me out at the same time

the styling is so grim

>>71126390
Why do black people hate Taylor Swift.

>>71126416
you're right the geth were highly sympathetic

gona get an early night i reckon lads

thoughts?

Nothing quite like walking past a girl who has absolutely MASSIVE tits

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>>71126387
i'm taller than 5'2" desu

>>71126486
she's an inferior carly rae

>>71126435
saw it already boy-o

>>71126390
>Kendrick "it's not overrated if it's anti-white" Lamar

>>71126432
Ok obviously kill Maisie. Fuck Sophie because she seems repugnant personality wise. Marry dormer

>>71126486
the only female white musician who hasn't fallen to the allure of the nigger dick and started making shitty collab songs with sean paul or pitbull.

>>71126501
what about fucking a girl with massive tits

>>71126390
kendrick lamar makes mediocre music (at least tpab was mediocre) but taylor swift is even worse

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>'k 'w

>>71126470
;) nothing personal noob

we should have watched arrival but i got too far into it to abort

do it in a few months

>>71126560
No that's just a disappointment

Tits are best left imagined

>Interracial couples - #8 will surprise you!
Hrm
Interesting ad 4chan

>>71126483
Really despondent vibe indeed. They really made it good.

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>>71126416
Walked in on my dad watching this scene when I was about 6 desu

>>71126589
>ad
top kek

could really do with shaggin nat dormer

>>71126551
she did one with kendrick tho

>>71126567
I don't even know what type of music Taylor Swift makes. Probably I've heard some of it and didn't know it was her desu.

everyone post their willies

>>71126618
>6 lmao
20-under twink

>>71126661
I think it's just pop but with a candid message

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Bless all forms of intelligence.

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WTF

>>71126432
marry dorm
kill maisie
fuck sophie

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>Said I wouldn't drink any more on Sunday nights
>4 pints and a bottle of wine later

Ah yes, very impressive.

>>71126274
It's like $30 extra dollars for 1st class on Jet Blue from LA to SF

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>>71126740
*heems you*

The Alt right is nothing more than new fascism, military uniforms have been replaced with 4chan memes and violent beatings of Jews have been replaced with twitter harassment of feminists. Stay vigilant, stay aware, stay safe.

>San Francisco transit janitor who makes more than $250K a year - $160K in overtime - is caught hiding for hours in a closet doing nothing

how do I do this

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Never forget

/brit/ will never be this good again

>>71126767
I've been sat here drinking for the past 4 hours, thought it was about 8pm until I looked at the clock just now.

Prussia mentioned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3i17f9IhPg

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And Man said "Let there be light!", and he was blessed by light, heat, magnetism, gravity, and the energies of the Universe.

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just booked it

>god exists

>>71126767
I really want to drink but I have to be up early for Mr Goldberg.

Got bottles of spirits with my name on em.

my lower back aches

>>71126767
would your life be remarkably better by NOT drinking on sunday nights?

ROBOTS WUZ GOOD BOIS
DINDU NUFFIN

>>71126807
He was at work 20 hours a day.

>>71126837
wouldnt a flight be cheaper

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqdGPnchklc

>>71126865
No, not it would not. In fact is would be markedly worse.

had one mate who went from being 'pansexual' to being a giga rorke

>>71126845
have a fear of machines in deep water

let's be honest lads

*resists arrest*
*eludes law enforcement*
AM I BEING DETAINED?! WHY AM I CUFFED? WHY AM I CUFFED?!

>>71126823
its only 2 hours

>>71126929
*tases you*

>>71126896
you're missing the point

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>>71126941

business idea: saw off scotland and sink it

>>71126926
the front fell off

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huh

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>>71126917

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>>71126929
ARE YOU DETAINING ME MASTER JEDI?

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>Arrested for resisting arrest

>>71126837
is this by zeppelin?

>>71126847
>I have to be up early for Mr Goldberg.
so do I but I've been drinking all day nonetheless. only thing I'm worried about is getting pulled over for driving way over the limit but I've been doing it so long now I don't think thats ever even actually going to happen

besides I'm buying a gaff closer to work in the next few weeks so will be carpooling from there on

>>71126989
why did the front fall off

>>71126998
terrifying

>>71126951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE
legacy meme

>>71126847
>I really want to drink but I have to be up early for Mr Goldberg.

Same and I'm an hour ahead. My only concern is I look like shit in the morning.

Do people still remember the Exxon Valdez.

>>71127037
well a wave hit it

>>71126847
>I really want to drink but I have to be up early for Mr Goldberg.

same, if I didn't live with my parents I'd be on the wine

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>>71126767
It's 1400 and I've been sipping on voddy since 10

>>71127073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM-zI9agabI

i do

>>71127033
>>71127059
Yeah fuck it I'm drinking, don't even know why I'm arsed I walk to work anyway

have no reason to live lol

>>71127108
v. good boy

>>71127101
why does that matter. i thought all irish were alchies?

>>71127129
lol

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seem to have a fair number of these

>>71127129
good lad

Too late to start drinking?

I have work tomorrow

>>71127148
they finally found your mum's dildo i see

>>71127073

I remember the herald of free enterprise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-937pUn2gk

>>71127129
haha

>>71127160
go nuts lad.

>>71127160
Nah let's get wankered lad

>>71127160
Never too late. Will literally sleep 4 hours tonight.

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>>71127165
haHA

>>71127160
Naw join the party >>71127108

Just got back from BJJ

feeling pretty good

feeling pretty FUCKING GOOD

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fried chicken

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>>71127160

>>71125737
How long do you sleep, seems like you'll have no free time

>>71127016
rly makes u think

was having a wank to some porn video and the girl was weird
either she was drugged or a bit disabled
this wasnt even written in the description or had indications of it so i kept on
but it was well bizarre

>>71127133
nah they wouldn't like me to be on my own drinking in my room

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does /brit/ like KKB?

its a doggy dog world out there

>>71127216
The poor lil guy on the left is falling through the crack

Might get on the cider lads

one of my good mates is a famous youtuber. wont be saying who though.

made out with the housemate 2 weekends in a row, once while sober

do i just send a fb relationship request now?

>>71127182
>>71127193
>>71127200
>>71127203
>>71127224
Solid arguments, but I just yawned like a horny lion so I think on balance it'll be better to leave it for tomorrow

wait are you all getting steaming right now?

>>71127170
Piper Alpha was around the same time as that too right? Seem to remember them both from when I was a kid.

>>71127129
Same LMAO

Don't think I could live with myself if a dyke cop arrested me

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new housemate thinks we share cutlery and has been exclusively using stuff from my drawer and not washing it up

>>71127311
yeah lad piss up at /brit/s gaff

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>>71127283
Reviewbrah

INSTRUCTOR: The machines, having long studied...
...men's simple, protein-based bodies...
...dispensed great misery upon the human race,
[COUGHING]
INSTRUCTOR: Victorious, the machines now turned to the vanquished,
[MAN SCREAMS]
INSTRUCTOR: Applying what they had learned about their enemy...
...the machines turned to an alternate and readily available power supply;
The bioelectric, thermal and kinetic energies of the human body,
[SOBS]
INSTRUCTOR: A symbiotic relationship between the two adversaries was born,
The machine drawing power from the human body...
...an endlessly multiplying, infinitely renewable energy source,
This is the very essence of the Second Renaissance,
Bless all forms of intelligence.

>>71127216
thought the fried chicken down't chinky looked a bit sus
>>71127245
11pm-8am
I rarely actually do uni work from 6-11 though, its more about 2 or 3 hours a night after i do wanks, dinner etc

>>71127341
>gif
fuck off

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>Don't think I could live with myself if a dyke cop arrested me

triple six
triple six
triple six
smoked out
now im high
really high
mane im about the south

>>71127386
would rather you didn't desu

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miss the DAILY MAIL gimmick

>>71127331
Have you asked him not to? Seems like that'd be more effective than posting a cartoon frog on 4chan

>>71127376
now im hiiii really hiiiiiiiiii mane im bout that south

Remember kids, every time you get arrested in the US somebody is gonna touch your anus

Can't swim lads

can only swim in shallow water, got a severe phobia of deep water

>>71127417
Of course he hasn't
That's why he's bitching about it on the chon than being proactive about his situation

Business idea: say bad things about trump

>>71127417
>him

wow nice one assuming her gender

>>71127410
Just realised I am the spitting image of Russel Brand. Genuinely ashamed.

>>71127446
Greater London

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Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it.

>>71127446
how do you even grow up not being able to swim? were you born on a council estate?

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>>71127456
*laughs in agreement*

>>71127492
I can swim perfectly, I just have a phobia of deep water

not paying waiters minimum wage and topping it off with tips is the free market in action

>>71127477
thats russell howard mate

>>71127376
Smoked out loced out