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cara

GET HIM JANNY

>>71123523
>Delivering other people's goods

Literal runt work.

>>71123523
this looks like paris

Yea can I get a large Pepperoni and an order of breadsticks please?

I still feel like dubs threads were 4chans peak.

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*walks towards you*

don't geese any yer shite

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MAKE AMERICA
STALEMATE AGAIN
lmao

mate of mine is a roo

was thinking of doing it too for some extra cash

is it shit? i love riding bikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n67S3fB0eCk

>>71123627
she NEEDS to get naked

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I saw a deliveroo lad on a moped get taken out by a bus about 2 weeks ago in Newcastle city centre, it was his own fault mind you.

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thoughts?

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>>71123581
FOK

>>71123590
Yeah, it's in relevant cities around europe

>tfw some rich arab guy gave me a £30 tip today

>tfw made £42 in an hour

>>71123616
sense of impending doom? sounds a bit like generalised anxiety disorder. do this and see what the score is.

http://patient.info/doctor/generalised-anxiety-disorder-assessment-gad-7

man want some fast food cus

if dubs i'll drink half a bottle of gin and be a shambles in work tomorrow

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are ?

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the (very short term) goal

my admission letter says I need a dressing gown

where the fuck do I get a dressing gown
and why do I need one

>>71123673
like the looks, assume it's underpowered again

>>71123674
exeter mentioned perhaps

>>71123674
yeah i see them quite a lot outside
must be though when it's raining or in really cold weather but otherwise looks like an okay little job
physical activity, you use new streets everyday and there's no problems as long as you make it in time

>>71123674
>£30 tip.

what was the cost of his order to drop a thirty quid tip lad?

>>71123676
15 out of 21 lmao

>>71123667
Yeah, that's kinda a problem - some deano lad who could barely ride a bike got hit by a car the other day round my parts doing Deliveroo

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the goal

>>71123704
hospitals are cold m8

>>71123423
hummer from transformers

>>71123439
this

>>71123496
was unironically in this before

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71123731
might be worth getting a bit of CBT then.

>>71123674
See I'd be all over that if it were consistent

>>71123729
Not sure, it doesn't say when you go to pick it up. I would have estimated around £20 though. The guy was just filthy rich and didn't give a fuck

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the goal

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dormer 2bh lads

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>Well I'm a doctor at the children's hospital, and Jonathan over there is a sergeant major, whilst Ian over is a financial analyst for Goldman Sachs
>So what do you do for a living?
>Oh I cycle around in a silly little uniform and move goods belonging to other people from Point A to Point B
>Ah yes, very impressive, excuse me please

Why are Siege servers so shit?

Not even a lefty but really enjoy NPR lads, there's something very distinctive and enjoyable about a lot of their programmes and nothing in the same league on British radio

why do people like For Honor? don't get it 2bh

you're a bunch of absolute nobodies, don't care about any of your opinions on anything :-)

>>71123698
need to spaff on those lips

>>71123819
whats your job then mr big shot? are you the unskilled call centre cubicle cuck?

Any other /skibrits/ here?

might give veganism a shot for a fortnight. not cause I think its good or anything, but just to see whats it like

>>71123771
yeah might give it a look

>>71123523
>>71123674
Are you in London? I was thinking of doing this for fun

>>71123819
I'm 18 you absolute munter. I still live with mum and go to sixth form so this job is decent for me. Also helps me get shredded for the summer

>>71123860
Do they?

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tights?

>>71123871
"english teacher"

>>71123902
enjoy being cold

>>71123814
stop posting this fucking destitute looking bint

>>71123814
what has she done lately

>>71123902
oh I tried that
you'll start to have some really funky shits while your body readjusts

>>71123630
not sure how this game ended in draw

>>71123899
yeh lad basi 2 ere

Veganism is objectively unhealthy

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>>71123869
no no no no no
TELL me you dont think thats her bottom lip
for the love of god thats her tongue

>>71123860
>tfw I fell for the battlefront meme
at least I didn't fall for the For Honor meme h-haha

>>71123833
I know, fucking shit netcode means bullshit when you get into a game as well
still love that game

>>71123835
radio 4 is alright

>>71123940
nah

>>71123941
got MICKED

>>71123956
isnt stuff like vitamin D only available in meat? those vegans are fucked

>>71123919
>there are literal children in this thread right now

>>71123913
people give cbt a lot of shit but theyre idiots expecting a magic wand cure for their psychological problems.
if you put a bit of effort into it then it will pay off. a lot of it is self-directed with the therapist acting as a guide and support.

your local service should offer self-referrals via phone/email if you dont want to go through your GP.

>>71123958
need to spaff on that sausage in her gob

do they have deliveroo/Uber in the north?

just remembered the time i fingered a fat girl in year 10 and then whispered "i love you" and instantly regretted it but she heard and said "i love you too" so i had to see her a week and then i made up some excuse about being upset over my nan dying so i didnt have to see her again

>>71123523
Applied last year when I was a neet but got a proper job before the deliveroo interview.

>>71123919
>sixth form

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

>>71124009
yeah
they even have it in my small, but wealthy town

>>71123991
nah it's more some of the B vitamins i think? but they tend to get supplements for it or maybe soy has a bit of it

>>71124009
yes

>cycling
>shredded

fucking howling and squealing violently

ANYONE REMEMBER THE KEKIO MEME

I said a boom boom boom
alimigatosayawayo
way-o

>>71124001
>cbt a lot of shit

Its the only thing that worked, really hard though

>>71123963
Yea I've been looking forward to playing all day and I finally get home and the servers are down AGAIN

>>71123991
Both vegans and vegetarians have to supplement a variety of vitamins that they don't get because they refuse to eat an entire category of food.

>>71124009
yes, why wouldn't we?

we also have another company called jinn which is like deliveroo but a bit better

>>71123991
vitamin D is primarily obtained via exposure to sunlight.

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>Ah yes, the Deliveroo interview
>Better wear your best tracksuit bottoms luv!

Gassing.

>>71124070
good to hear 2bh.

Don't know what I want from life
In fact, don't know if I can 'do" life.

deliveroo melt answer me>>71123914

>>71124077
yes this is very true
but it's also obtained in meats & fat

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>>71124026
>"you're slightly younger than me"

Got hurt badly there mate

the calves are absolutely shredded lads

veganism is shit

now, vegetarianism where you can use animal products but just not eat meat, that's the thinking man's diet

>>71123991
Citrus or gimlets

>>71124100
thanks

>>71124123
the daily mail?

what sort of assistance or bennies can i get if i'm diagnosed aspie? i work full time but i'd quit if the bennies were generous.

deliveroo is for normies with £5000 bikes

STAND AND DELIVER!

*punches some deliveroo runt off his bike*

*steals the goods*

>>71124163
they provide you with a bike if you're not a virgin

>>71123914
Yeah mate, I live in London. I mainly just started it on order to keep myself healthy and to reduce my bodyfat for the summer, but I've actually made quite a lot from it so I'm pretty happy ngl

aspire to be absolutely shredded like lance armstrong desu

Why can't I get just one fuck?

>>71124180
what's the maximum distance they make you go?

got a deliveroo the other day and some qt in full spandex delivered it

still didn't tip her

just booked my table down at the pub for the rugby lads

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the virgin bike

>>71124202
John o groats

>>71124180
Probably about 2 miles - the average is probably about 1 mile though

>>71124236
whos bringing the biscuits?

thoughts on survivalism?

>>71124180
Are you living the so called semi NEET life?
Was thinking of trying this in Birmingham to make some extra money on the side

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>>71124231

Good lad

>>71124202
10 miles out from the runt farm. Can't let them wander too far.

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d0rmuR lodz

>>71124236
Who's playing?

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Thread is too fast for me. x

>>71124280
he's a sixth form runt
if you don't have a degree you shouldn't be posting in /brit/. FACT

>>71124261
that sounds alri, you an experienced cyclist?

Anybody in here know a good plyometric exercise for getting a faster sprint start?

>>71123819
bit smug there mr big star

have shagged a lass

>experienced cyclist

This is not a thing.

cannot imagine an autist doing Deliveroo

>get stuck in traffic
>can't find the flat because its too confusing
>drop the food
>can't find the restaurant

screaming

>>71124344
Rooooooo

>>71124318
29 year old dropout here.

What you gonna do about it?

went for a tgi's and the waitress started flirting and acting like she was my gf

but my gf was actually with me and it was major awks
i know she was doing it for the tip but still like there's a time and a place love

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>>71124295
Still attractive

quite hungry but most shops are closed due to fascistic sunday trading laws

should i go to the offie and get some overpriced biscuits?

>>71124318
>he went to uni

lmaoing at your life, bet youre right impressed with yourself for having a shit degree that nobody cares about

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the gf

who /nigger ass/ here?

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holy shit

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ah yes makeup

>>71124386
got a 1st in film studies am now a manager at JJB sports so watch your fucking mouth q

I wake late and eat shortly after noon. I eat the simplest of breakfasts. The cooked portion is always substantial: omelette or occasionally a large portion of porridge.

I then swim near my home, after jogging down to the local beach. I wear goggles and throw myself into a vigorous front crawl. I return home, lift some weights and then have a shower.

I sometimes read after the sweat. The books I find most interesting are history books. I read these attentively. Heavy, respectable tomes: about Julius Caesar, Peter the Great, Alexander the Great. I rarely read fiction.

I daydream, think of the world, muse on world events. I dream of the happening, the single great moment when my time will come, when I shall shine. People underestimate my power. I have the will, knowledge and proclivity to do what it takes when the time comes.

I shall rule. Nobody can stop me, Howth, when I have my sights set on something.

business idea: get rid of sunday trading laws

>>71124384
imagine having nothing to eat in your flat
bad management

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https : //sendvid.com / 9pkmy0vv

>>71124430
kek

>>71124318

watch the machine operators come out the woodwork

would do deliveroo if I wasn't scared of cycling down main roads haha

>>71124440
was hungover yesterday and ate all my ritz crackers

>>71124445
go ahead and delete this post mate

imagine living in a flat

runt life

>>71124397
bit of a slag

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>>71123813
The goal?

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THESE SHITS RIGHT HERE

>>71124318
>muh 2.2 in communications

Imagine living

>>71124429
still quite cute

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goal gf

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At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: ‘I am the Mouth of Sauron.’

>>71124476
eat a fruit

>>71124500
Kshitters BTFO

>>71124501
alri Hans?

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>>71124445

still don't understand why vegetarians have such a strong aversion to eating meat but have no problem eating fish

assumed it was an ethical thing at first, but the methods of catching and culling are not really any more moralistic than factory farming. and I don't see how eating fish is any different to eating meat anyway (mackerel is basically just like meat in terms of texture for instance)

/rant

Fucking hell women are fucking munters without makeup

>>71124367
legitimately had an autistic lad from deliveroo once

he mixed my order and somebody else's order up, then he wanted me to call the other customer for him and ask them if they had my order, i told him that this is his job and he should sort out his own mess, and then i had to listen while he awkwardly rang them up to find out they'd eaten mine

it's nice deliveroo is doing a whole care in the community thing but i had to wait for some lad on his moped to fix the shit this spacker had done

>>71124436
canavan was over rated

>>71124550
i thought fish don't have a soul or something, or they dont feel pain

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>9:02 PM

why does time go so fast?

>>71124437
>cropping out meme girl

'don't do that'

muscles ache

>>71124514

when i was in austin, texas the guys who worked at the bar could stand on the bull and stay on as long as they wanted

>>71124379
Dormer is the thinking man's waifu

>>71124531
delete this one too mate

>>71124568
no that's just the irish

>>71124568
species discrimination desu

>>71124550
>still don't understand why vegetarians have such a strong aversion to eating meat but have no problem eating fish
They're not vegetarians then, you fucking thick cunt

>>71124577
>amputates you

>>71124573
In 1 and a half year I'll be closed to 50 than my birth haha.

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urgh

>>71124550
>vegetarians
>have no problem eating fish

Think you've got a problem there haha. I'm a veggie and I don't eat fish, for now mostly environmental reasons and empathy. I was converted to a veggie by the partner years ago.

If fish don't have souls I reckon minorities don't either

>>71124568
>>71124550
those are pescatarians

>>71124550
vegetarians dont eat fish, thats a pescatarian

>>71123860
i dont get this either. game looks like total thrash to me. ppl will play this shit for 2 weeks and then move on to the next 'big thing'. fkn pathetic

>>71124531
can't wait for part 3

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>work tomorrow

cannot wait

>>71124516
sucks that they cut him from the standard edition of them film

the exchange was based and he is actually quite scary, not so much how he looks but the way he moves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_RJ_mPNqM

>>71124608
>>71124577
sorry haha meant to write it within star signs ** not as a greentext

>>71124633
when did video games get so bland?

>>71124640
you'll have to

>>71124636
>bacon xD

still cute af though

>>71124619
hamu
to
udon

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>>71124657

>>71124634

Too explicit for /int/ unfortunately

>>71124670
alri mickey mouse lmao how are the potatos this season hahaha

might order a pizza tonight lads

>>71124640
I'm having the week off on the sick.

surprised out how many veggies there are on /brit/ ngl

>>71124516
>>71124642
Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth!

>>71124712
they're grand yeah

how are the blacks this time of year?

>>71124717
whats wrong?

>>71124579
Hi Greg

>>71124514
is this considered an "accomplishment" among females?

>>71124642
Yes, but I'm glad they still saved it for the extended version. And looking at the appendix, they based his masked eyes on a drawing from those guys.

>>71124622
>Getting converted to vegetarianism by a gf
HOWLING

why do girls wear so much makeup these days

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Having an Asian gf is something those 45 year old bald guys do after their first wives dumped them and got custody over the kids.

The thing is. They are complete aliens. They don't have the same thought pattern or emotions as we do. They just smile like a bunch of idiots because it's their culture and all the beta losers think they are funny.

>>71124741
Nothing. But I get full pay when I'm off so it would be stupid not to take the maximum number of days I can get away with.

>>71124786
looks are everything

>>71124741
are there a lot of niggers in ireland?

supervisor is ignoring me again

Six million paddies live in England

>>71124782
>gf
umm no... try again sweetie :)

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>>71124782
>gf
Bf actually.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12326345

http://www.strawpoll.me/12326345

http://www.strawpoll.me/12326345

>>71124787
umm this post is racist, bigoted and just plain wrong

delete your account

>>71124833
don't care as long as they're white haha

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received multiple warnings form my workplace that my hair needs trimming but i am too much of an autist to go to the barber

earlier today i tried to shorten/layer my hair by myself and i have well and truly fucked it all up

i've got work tomorrow

>>71124833
Hitler had humbler beginnings la, YOU can do it

>>71124837
>being enough of a faggot to get converted to vegetarianism by your partner
>actually being a faggot

literally every englishmen has irish ancestry

>>71124820
No room for racists in Ireland mate

Eat shit and die, lads.

>>71124841
delete your account.

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>>71124787
*innalza la zampa*

>>71124642
>>71124779
Have you lads watched the 1978 animated version?

irish and italian were not considered white in pre-stein USA

>>71124841
if you put anything other than ground beef you a vegan runt who should khs

>>71124833
loads of old english fuckers live here in the countryside

something like 600,000+ brits live here

>>71124841
>no anchovies

>>71124871
take your holiday and return when your hair has grown back

>>71124797
huh, only get 3 paid non doctors note days off, and if you're out for more than two in a row you need a doctors note

>>71124820
not really compared with other euro countries but there are a few in dublin

>ib4 londis pic

best way to watch LOTR

standard edtion fellowship
extended edition two towers and ROTK

>>71124871
wat

>>71124786
because other girls do

>>71124940
>standard edtion fellowship
you are talking some shite

never watched lotr or star wars

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>i put anchovies on my pizza

>>71124928
i can't just "take my holiday", i need to consult my manager and get it formally booked in to do so

my best bet would be to pull a sickie but i've pulled too many of them already

>>71124871
What work do you do?

might buy a mustang lads

Have never played a zelda game

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>>71124940

>watching a film about goblins on a magical quest for a ring

>>71124622
>>71124629
>>71124632

currently know or have known in the past plenty self-proclaimed 'veggies' who eat fish

doubt any of them have even heard the term 'pescatarian', (or assume its referring to an episcopalian)

>>71124940

fellowship is objectively the best film and the only one worth watching of the three.

best gimmick of 2017 is the obscure burning irish passports gimmick by the yank

>>71124881
This tbqh. Ironic how so many of them hate paddies but are at least 20% Mick themselves. Kind of like blacks in America.

>>71124881
>"Englishmen"

Not really lad

>>71124915
theres 1.8 million in the north east lad

really into jalapeno pizza
it's such a great combination

might buy a 12 inch black arse dildo lads

01
binself

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>watching lotr at all

>>71125010
that's nice m8 but it doesn't change the fact that they're pescatarians and not vegetarians

>>71125010
You are surrounded by Deanos.

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>>71124975
anchovy mentioned

>>71124786
blame the selfies and social media mate, becomes easy for girls to compare themselves to one another

>>71125034
Don't be a pussy, get the rubber fist

>>71125030
they aren't english m8

>>71125031
Fresh jalepenos are the best but they burn up my stomach and give me the shits

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Uncle Jimmy here from beyond the grave. Wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooo.

Hows about you sexy young men post some qt boy bums.

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>bedtime is looming

>>71124786
New age makeup is flavored. Only their Chad bfs get to lick up all the makeup at the end of the day. More makeup = happier Chad, happier Chad = Ibiza vacation

>>71124973
LOTR are pure comfy and fun.

>>71125010
well the thing with vegetarianism is that it's a sliding scale

some eat fish (pescatarians) but not meat
some will eat dairy and eggs
some will only drink milk
others will not consume any animal products (vegans)

pepperoni and black olives

the best pizza topping combination

>>71125074
half of them are

>>71125017
Maybe in the north of england lad

do you find that you more argumentative in real life after browsing the chon?

>>71124934
7 days for me to need a doctors note, so I can just ring in Monday morning and sign myself off for a week.

I think I get 6 (six) months of full pay on the sick before it goes down to half or whatever it is.

>>71125014
>I pretend I'm somehow too sophisticated for action sequences in films

hipster

pretended to be someone else and got a (You) for it

Get in there son!

>>71124786
They wear lots of makeup because they have shit skin and they have shit skin because they wear lots of makeup

>>71125001
actually it's about white identity and white culture....

>>71125079
i thought yanks liked shart fuel

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ah yes

what do vegetarians feed their pets

>>71125132
I find that you're a fucking poofter mate

>>71125059
I will sing you out of the World.

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Why do Australians act like this , this is fucking disturbing

i could heem every vegetarian here

>>71125137
no just fellowships best one

>pepperoni

anybody who likes this junk meat topping shoudl be gassed

>>71125149
Yes but not if gives you the ring of fire

need to tidy my room. its a bit of a tip atm.

>>71125103
>trilogy is a little bit less than 12 hours
ah yes

>>71125132
no if anything its made me fucking fed up of arguing, though i am better at arguing/debating than a lot of normies now

>>71125133
think its 6 here too but not sure

>>71124786
for themselves :)))

5'4 and built like a vegetarian

sheesh kebab

shawshank redemption

CHI-CA-GO

>>71124767

don't even know anyone called greg

>>71125074
literally this
>>71125125
those scum are fuckall to do with us

>>71125147
Saruman the white gets thrown off the tower because he is a symbol of the patriarchy

>>71125133
6 months over what time period?

>>71125156
he should have been more CAReful

Can't stand people that record themselves arguing with police and then upload the video on Facebook

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>>71124819
but they can look good without it or with minimal makeup
>>71124948
why do they care?
>>71125071
are they really so vapid?
>>71125095
uh
>>71125144
ah yes
>>71125200
I fucking hate this reason and it makes me want to commit a domestic

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really makes you think

>>71125206
like a glove xD

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>>71124786

the patriarchy sets unrealistic beauty standards

>>71125213
Actually he discarded that title and renamed himself Saruman of Many Colours. Really makes you think

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>>71125193
All of it was necessary.

>>71125243
>but they can look good without it
they look like fucking munters without it

>>71125211
yes they are, enjoy them when big gerry kicks the fuckers out of our island

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>>71125228
mate...

>>71124871
pics of hair PLEASE

>>71125256
shes so ming

just argued with a policeman and recorded it

uploading it to facebook now

is theere actually anything wrong with woman on girl pedophilia?

>>71125298
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>>71125298
>>71125298

>>71125284
can we kick the paddies off our island when that happens

>>71125314
he wont like this

>>71125243
>but they can look good without it

very very few look good without makeup

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>>71125244
me on the right

>>71125193
Escapism, to forget how shit real life is.

uhhhh... HNNNNGGGG

*pffffttptpptpttlppppplllaaaarrrppppslopslop*

uh... huh... *sniff* hmmm

HNNNNGGGG

*BRRRFLRRRLAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRPLLLLARPLAPLAPL*

uhhh... whew!

*flush sounds*

>>71125323
the paddies dont go about claiming ownership

>>71125256
She looks like a person who has no redeeming features other than being a jizz receptacle

3'1" and built like an astronomy student

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>>71525660

nu