In a perfect world...

>>71123489
Probably a turk living in Germany.

is this possible in eu4?

>>71123489
Men like me would not exist.

>>71123489
>that post
>that flag
yep, nothing out of the ordinary

>>71123544
But this is not a perfect world.

>>71123489
Ein dönner mit scharf bitte.

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>>71123489

>only 4 expansions

dear God...

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>>71124496
>paying three times the price of the actual game for expansions
I mean they are pretty good, but that's ridiculous.

>>71123489
The Balkanlarshits TREMBLE upong hearing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulg1ahV552g

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Not even close bud

>>71124603
>pay

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>>71124603
just buy the dlcss

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>>71124728
isn't it the same thing?

>>71123489
>ironman
how?

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>>71124762
just buy them, they're good, the best

>Its another dönerposting thread.

I pity the Germans so much. They have to go through this autism 7/24.

>>71123534
Yes, especially since Ottomans are the strongest country.

>>71123534
I think they changed the royal marriage and diplo annexation dynamics, but in older versions it was easy to get huge Muslim hordes as vassals or personal unions. Uniting Islam as the Ottomans was easy as pie once you diplo annexed your way to India and Granada.

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>>71124603
>Paying for games

>>71123489
As usual, Muslims being dicks to everyone resulted in the Empire being isolated and falling apart to internal strife between different factions and Islamic cults.

That's what you get for thinking it was a good idea to be imitation Arabs. Great fighters and conquerors, shitty at administration and integration.

Fuck they're practically nega-Jews.

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>>71123489
Don't feel too bad, it happens to most empires.

Anyways what would you do when the ottoman empire did rule the world and you realized that not only were you still on the bottom of the Turkey Totem Pole but without infidel nations you couldn't even pretend superiority to them to salve your pride?

>>71124842
Its germ*ns that made them like this
They fuck up everything they touch

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>>71123489
Soon.

>>71123489
Pretty easy with the turks, try with ryukyu, this is the real challenge.