/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

/bouchard/

>>71117501
yikes

>>71117530
Every woman in her family is a whore.

>>71117501
I would tell her to catch the bus

Unironically think she is cute

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rate me plz

Wonder if he's going to post in this thread or if he's unhappy with the OP picture.
>>71117598
I agree.

>>71117501
she's like a strong 6

I watched Captain Fantastic. Did you see it?

It pretty much encapsulates some of the things I hate about the USA. Don't get me wrong though, I think it's more good than bad

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Alright you schmendricks explain who is in the OP and what the joke is

>>71117501
>>71117651

Who is it?

>>71117791
Arizona poster's new girlfriend who he met on Tinder
She was called dogface because her picture had the Snapchat dog filter

>>71117626
pig nose/10

>>71117826
She's too pale to live in an environment like that, she's going to get melanoma

>>71117626
Shave the scruff and get a haircut or wear a black metal t-shirt at all times.

if you don't base all your political views on Kaczynski, Malthus, Mishima, Evola, and Duterte youre basically retarded

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Sending a Valentine e-card to a co-worker who I have no romantic interest in.

We flirt with each other a little bit, but I fucking swear I want none of it.

Bad idea?

>>71117989
*If
*, Duterte,
*you're
*.

reddit

>>71118083

That's just one monkey.

Imagine having to fight an entire troop.

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>>71117989
bash
the
fash

>>71117742
No, it looks overly sentimental and boring.

>>71118083
damn, narco encounters have changed a bit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MN23lFKfpck

This is the worst fucking thing.

I consider it the globalist sound, and associate it with the whole Obama era. It's like this little recognizable jingle to signify the 'ONE WORLD, PROGRESSIVE, DIVERSITY' etc brand.

Just hearing it you imagine one of those mullato models with that curly hair stye that black catalog models have, and some cuck cosmopolitan faggot with hipster glasses and various assorted token minorities all dancing around generically with their arms in the air.

I think the reason for the WHOA WHOA chorus is similar in intent to why there are so many superhero films: it can catch more successfully to more foreign markets (since it's not in any one language) and increasingly corral them all into one global market. It even has a similar quality to one of those soccer chants. And the whole 'positive' tone to it is this weak 'clickbait'-y attempt to give the sound a quality of moral righteousness, like by going along with the sentiment you are a good person on the 'right side of history'.

This aesthetic alone is reason enough to hate global multiculturalism... it's CORNY and LAME, which is UNFORGIVABLE. If this is what globalist neoliberal looked like culturally, then FUCK IT.

I unironically hate weekends
I sit at home alone doing nothing, which makes me want to commit suicide
Even though I don't enjoy work or going to class, it gives me something to do

>>71118021
Ah yes. The laziest option possible. Go for it.

>its an alberta-kun suffers alcohol withdrawals and becomes increasingly delusional

>>71118182
wtf does fascism have to to with this ???

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ah yes, toronto

>>71118210
I thought it was pretty good. Worth a watch.

>>71116792
just as a tourist
want to visit new england

>>71116830
nice man, how was the pucci?
did you give her the old lickaroo?
How were some lips on yer dick?

>>71118266
>only listen to classical or electronica
>give no fucks

>>71118358
but that's the queensbridge projects

>>71118352
evola is a proto fascist

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Trudeau just said he doesn't support reforming the electoral system, great guy we elected eh?

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HAHAHHA SUCK MY COCK AMERINIGGERS

>>71118266
>getting this buttblasted over brainless pop music

morning, /cum/dumpsters

>>71118420
Vote NDP next time peeps

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>>71118266
>listning to pop in the first place

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>>71117501

the so called "female balding"

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>>71118424
>electro-rope
>car-park
>merry-go-round

>>71118401
Kek, I was about to say it looks just like it

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>made a Tinder account at night yesterday to see if I'm truly as ugly as I think
>swiped right until it told me to stop
>woke up today and did the same thing
>no matches
So was my hypothesis proven or does it usually take longer?

>>71118547
U
G
L
Y

>>71118547

Are you the anon that was always rejected when he showed his face?

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>>71118334
>it's a "Canadian fails meme usage" episode

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>>71118585
I don't need people telling me thinks I already know

>>71118420
First past the post is the superior system.

>>71118420
>liberals
>corrupt liars
WOW I'M LEARNING SOMETHING NEW

fuck canadians are dumb

>>71118415
that is an incorrect statement and relies on the premises that everyone right of center is helping fascism and ignores the massive breath of his philosophy

i will to live to a city in the united states

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>>71118602
No, that's another guy. I only made my account yesterday.
>>71118622
I meant things

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>First past the post is the superior system.

>>71118713
>tattoo

don't care

>>71118666
fascist satan

Why does the Midwest make the best emo?
You can't get this shit from anywhere else.

The Canadian senate and electoral system work just fine as they are. If you support reform you're either an immigrant or a socialist.

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>>71118670
Please do. You can use our automobiles made just for Mexican immigrants!

>>71118769
um actually japan makes the best emo...

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>>71118678

Meh, probably check back in 3 days or something.

then you will know.

>>71118788
post examples

>>71118782
is this why we pretty much have a two party system

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Anyone here diagnosed with mental illness? I'm not sure if I believe in it, but I got diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder last week after I finally convinced myself to go to a psychiatrist. Kinda hoping it drives me to suicide.

desire to eat vagina

>>71118862

Amour de poisson

>>71118862
*pees in your mouth*

>>71118812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6jDD_gxBk

>>71118751
philistine materialist

>>71118624
I disagree, but that's not the point. He used it as a platform, but now he's turning 360 degrees and walking away

>>71118854
I've been self-diagnosed with depression, avoident personality disorder and social anxiety

>>71118862
*queefs the road warrior*

I hate tinder so much

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>>71118854
>see psychiatrist once

>umm yeah you have borderline personality disorder bud just swallow these pills mkay they'll make ya feel better

>>71118971
i'll laugh so fucking hard if weed is not legalized by the end of trou d'eau's term

>>71118979
>self diagnosis
Don't do that

>>71117756
Explain this meme first

>>71118854

Cyclotimia (like lite bipolar)

But i dont believe it,probably depression only, sure i speak fast and im always wiggling, but rarely have manic episodes, maybe they last like half n hour, each day but i rarely feel maniac for like a whole day (let alone 6 months)

>>71118987
t. German guy who thinks he's Chinese.

>>71118602
No that's me

dubs i post my pic

>>71119104
Well you are ugly, sorry bro.

>>71118547
I dont mean to sound too r9k-esque here, but tinder really is a Chads only place. You can really see the 80/20 rule in action in every study on the app ever

anyone else share info on their bowel movements with your mom?

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>>71119144
At least I'm American
Also she did respond and we had a great conversation and she said I was cute

>>71119198
Have sex with her

>>71119151
most women on tinder now are fucked in the head already. Not really worth it anymore.

>>71119021
>dude elect me for weed lmao
>sorry no weed
>reelect me don't you want your weed?
I'd love for this to happen

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>>71119035
Stay on the line, I'm sending you a copy of Trump's War

>>71118945
awful desu

that's not emo

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Just a friendly reminder that having sex with a random girl on Tinder or with a prostitute won't fix anything because the sex means nothing and you'll still feel empty inside

>>71119250
and you know what? the fucking retards known as canadians will STILL vote him in

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Am I in the 20%? Or am I fucked

>>71119198

Im not the one desperate enough to go for clearly mentally unstable pussy.

>>71119192
Fuck, don't remind me about the time mom found the poop photo album

>>71119198
why do some phones have those super retarded emojis?
apple ones should just become the standard font set

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>>71119213
Trying
She said she wants to take my virginity after we were ironically discussing vaping, but I cant tell if I'm being memed or not

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>I have 1 day to find a gf before valentines day

>>71119285
>this is what nonces actually believe
top lel

>>71119311
It's Tinder
She's not memeing you

>>71119291
yeah

Pretty intense song.
Shit quality upload tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWtLePVkos

>>71119285
>relying on women to give your life meaning

>>71119300
>unstable
Uh, she's assistant manager at a local supermarket
>>71119347
I really hope not
She's literally the only match on tinder I've exchanged more than 3 messages with and who hasnt unmatched me

The next step is getting her number or snapchat right?

>>71118619
I heard him say "You pulled out that Mexican thing again" in my head. Kek'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGpsKIDd4kg

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Thoughts on these soles?

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>nonce

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>>71119250
meanwhile

>>71119291

Did you get a jaw implant? Your jaw doesnt really go with your face.

>>71119369
how am i supposed to compete against the 6'4 chad lawyers on tinder though?

>>71118420
stv is even worse than fpp, 80% of people will vote for some liberal/ndp/green

>>71118463
why do they even exist anymore?

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>these are the people who call you a spic and complain about white genocide

>>71119389
She's not memeing you man
She's on Tinder because she wants to be dicked

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>>71118420
>Trudeau just said he doesn't support reforming the electoral system

Canada's senatorial system is one of the most shameful things in western democracy deßü.

And that's saying a lot.

What a piece of shit.

>>71119445
You have to go back.

>>71119435
how am I supposed to know?

>>71119431
>jaw implant

uhh no, my dad has a jaw like this as well

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>>71119449
By Chad though, right? Not some autist loser
I'm sure I'm not the only one she talks to on the app

>>71119445

>konoha headband

kek

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Are these considered books in America?

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>>71118420
>>71119461
What's wrong with it?

>>71119399
succ

>>71119488
Just keep talking to her if you're not sure then
You can always try asking her out to coffee or something
If you still think she might be memeing you, bring a laptop with you when you go to the coffee shop you can pretend you're just a hipster using the wifi and not some loser who got stood up

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>>71119389
>Uh, she's assistant manager at a local supermarket

Is this a joke or i am supposed to be impressed, sometimes i cant really tell.

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>>71119431
>>71119483
another angle
>>71119480
im just supposed to "bee" myself i guess?

Watching The Founder rn
important american history

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>>71119021
>>71119250
lul

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>>71119472
>you have to go back

>>71119507
some of the halo novels were really good desu

>>71119399
the kraut took the bait, what's next?

>>71119565
Just be funny I guess abdul

>>71119507
I never thought I'd miss typing those god damn words to captcha. This system is just broken and retarded

>>71119619
>abdul

nope

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>>71119530

She is such a cutie. Very unique feature in a Korean.

Also Canadian citizens get very little say in who they get in their Senate.

>>71119561
why is she always making funny faces?

>>71117826
Arizone eh, not if I fuck her first.

>>71119530
it's like congress, except there's been the party for quebec, environmentalists and a slightly lefter liberal party getting elected, in addition to the liberal and conservative parties

you can be PM with a majority government which is like what Trump has now, with 40% of the vote because of vote splitting in electoral areas

Harper won a few elections like that, and Trudeau said it needed to be changed, until he won in the same way

>>71119664
quirky persona :-D

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>>71119597
If you are under 15 sure, they are fan fiction tier

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why do canadians look so weird /cum/?

>>71119656
>Very unique feature in a Korean.

slant eyes and dark hair are unique?

>>71119565

You are good looking, are you arab, mulatto or something?

Just dont be autistic i guess, but since you are here.

>>71119619
She does some shitty faces on purpose, but the ones i use were accidental i guess.

>>71119738
FRUIT

>>71119738

descending from leaves is hell on ones genetics

Delicious

>>71119749
mixed. But i have no game. only girl i've been with did the heavy lifting for me.

>>71119291
You're in the 20%

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>>71119760
no, i am a courthouse
i am the law

>>71119561
Cara is unstable

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>>71119807

its a nice courthouse....

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>>71119807

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How do I get a Yennefer gf?

I'm gonna find a QT to go to Six Flags with me.

Ate a bowl of Cheerios at 7AM and nothing else yet

>>71119797

meh, ive had girls that made the first move and i still went full autism.

>>71119899
stop.

>>71119809
she probably is.

>>71119899
Be a mutant with white hair

>>71119827
nah it looks like shit
>>71119845
you just wanted an excuse to post that image didn't you
>>71119899
put 'human garbage' on your tinder account and I'm sure someone like yennefer will come to control you

>>71119845
dad?

>>71119975
>went full autism.
like how? I was physically awkward with her, and a really dry texter but she overlooked it because she wanted to hook up with me

if she was the kind of girl that expects to get chased i would have been dropped quite quickly

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>>71120005

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Is this true?

>no gf
>stock with my biggest investment reports earnings on valentine's day

going to be real good or bad

>>71120113
all girls that wear chokers are submissive

>>71120080
so thats a yes
>>71120113
absolutely

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>>71119975
stop what?

>>71120113
all women are whores so probably

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>>71118083
Having monkeys roaming the country must be cool if it wasn't for the fact that there's a 40% chance one of 'em'll have HIV.

>>71120113
>Roosh
wew lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaSgPhQ-fVc

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>all women are whores so probably

been up for 5 hours and I havent eaten anything and Im not even hungry

had a pint of water so far

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>tfw don't have any trouble talking with people and even initiate conversations but I never had any friends so I don't even know how to make friends
>have asked for and gotten phone numbers from girls but never did anything with them

>>71120155
So am I a shitlord for thinking chokers are hot/

>>71120229
His channel's pretty interesting

>>71120316

she looks like a fat goblin

I'm a cereal killa

>>71120418
no, chokers are hot but you just want to pump and dump the chicks that wear them.

>>71120423
she actually looks more like an airbrushed lightskin goblin than a human

sticks and stones
may break my bones
but chains and whips
excite me


ah yes, glorious black american culture for our white kids

Who /wineforluch/ here?

>>71120414
where you at senpai I'll be your friend

>>71120474
with exceptions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O4jqvCxAV4

>>71120524
Online friends just aren't the same

>>71120556
what?

Also baka people sent that bitch gifts lmao

>>71120565
:(

>>71120556
>asmr

get the FUCK outta here

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>>71120654
>tfw only time I was really able to get with girls whn I was younger was when I was during parties
>had a girl get mad at me in school but I didn't know how to handle it because I was an autist when I was sober
>told me she liked me better when I was drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naK7pRRx5Qw

>>71120809
imagine if the roles were reversed kek

>>71120645
>Also baka people sent that bitch gifts lmao
Yeah, she knows what she's doing. Maybe she isn't GF material after all.

>>71120651
Go suck on a cankle, onionbreath

>>71120848
very nice how they buried the downtown section of the autoroute

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Can't stop shitting

>>71121007
*sharts*

>>71121092
You think this is funny?

http://omgchronicles.vickilarson.com/2016/10/25/donald-trump-open-marriage-infidelity/

well, would you?

>tfw afraid of dying alone but also completely lonely, so it just makes my fear even worse

http://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2017/2017-tesla-model-s-p100d-first-test-review/

brb buying a model s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w

Must have been back in 8th or 9th grade when I was a real Ameriboo and my biggest dream was to go on a highschool year in the US.
I never made it tho, sadly.

Had a friend who went and she said she got fat in a year. Also had some spicy teenager houseparty stories with illegal alcohol and running into the woods at night when the cops showed up.

I never got to experience the American Life first hand.
But now that Donald Trump is in Office, I can safely say again that this is an America I would want to visit.

>>71121288
My sister also went for a year and she gained like 40 pounds off simply moving, not changing her eating habits but mostly just accepting whatever her host family fed her with. Americans are fed with poison that makes them fat and ignorant, methinks.

>>71121368

>h-he's fast

should i make a big breakfast with pancakes and bacon and shit or just toast

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>>71121288
>I never got to experience the American Life first hand.

Me neither, by the sound of it.

>>71121389
does your sister have an idea of self-control or does she just eat everything under her nose?

>>71121519
nonsensical post

>>71121523
It was literally just politeness that stopped her from saying no to whatever her host mom wanted to feed her with. Her host family was Italian-American if that helps.

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I SAY BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY OH

>>71121403
BIG BACON PANCAKES

>>71121519
just let him be until he starts posting feet

>>71121622

kill yourself

>>71121595
>Her host family was Italian-American if that helps
Italian-Americans have a tradition of eating an enormous amount of food.

>>71121595
>It was literally just politeness that stopped her from saying no
See, there's your problem.

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Why is Islam so much better than Pisstianity?

>>71121634
I like footkraut whatcha gonna a do about it

>>71121638
Also they give you food as long as you keep eating because they think you're still hungry.

>tfw my mom calls me the "MAGA boy" because i helped make MAGA


yess c:

>>71121638
i hate how muh heritage italians make such a big deal about food

they act like other ethnicities don't even eat

>>71121597
ʷᵃʸ ᵒʰ

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>>71121634
yeah whatcha gonna do about it, online hero?!

>>71121715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9NVnsVXBY

>>71121712
cute what state

>>71121638
This is true. Also, they have more food prepared than necessary (I guess as a sign of hospitality). I slept over a couple times as a kid at a guappo friend's house. They weren't fat but they always offered more food than was humanly possible.

>>71121760
north texas and im missing 4 teeth but its a-okay

>>71121784
hick

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Catholicuck architecture a shit.

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>>71121750
hmmm

>>71121713
Even if they order a plain cheese pizza, they put a bit of garlic powder and oregano on it.

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The gf's family doesn't know I'm a Slav yet

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>walked out of my weekend job yesterday because I forgot my punch in card and they were trying to make me wear undersized uniforms because they wouldn't let me wear my normal jacket in the cooler

brb calling his gf's family

I want to eat a real American margherita like they have in the movies

>>71121889
When do you plan on breaking it to them?

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>Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than she did to the begging of ancient Egypt

Woah

I'm watching a schizophrenic programmer livestream himself watching youtube videos about drywalling

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>>71121941
I don't know
She knows that I'm a Slav and was born in Eastern Europe, though

>>71121889

>anon, can you squat down and pick that up for me?
>n-no

>>71121951
WE

>Trudeau lied to all of us and I fell for it
LMAO

>>71121998
>anon I want to go workout, do you have any spare adidas tracksuits?

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What does /cum/ think of magic lolis?

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I want to learn kung fu

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>tfw you find out your highschool friend is croatian and likes it

>>71122062
My parents wanted me to wear tracksuits when I was a kid. I never wanted to because I thought they looked like shit.

>>71122079

Darkness > Boom-Boom > retard

>>71117501
I think she's cute t'bh.

>>71121998
Anon, it's a bit chilly. Do you have a wool cap I can borrow?

>>71122079
Anime is for fags

>Arizona nowhere to be seen
Hmmmm
>>71122111
She's not called dogface because she's ugly

>>71122102
Darkness>retard=boom-boom

>>71122079
she is not thicc enough you beta whitey

>>71122111
Her teeth are cute

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>Anime is for fags

>ask a girl on a date with my sexy camo trump hat
>sorry.. i don't date fascists
ITS
NOT
FAIR

>>71122144
>dogface
What did he mean by this? I've been away for a few days.

>>71122195
She had the Snapchat dog filter on her Tinder picture

>>71122195
basic bitches love this stupid dog nose you put on your picture

>>71122191
How else did you think that would pan out, retard? Most girls don't like Trump.

>>71122228
I think the dog filter is cute 2bh

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>>71122228

>>71122208
>>71122228
Thanks

>>71122248
i agree :)

>>71122236
Majority of white women who voted, voted for Trump.

>>71122081
Learn Chinese and watch Shaw Bros films

>>71122298
yeah and that's because a vast majority of older women did to compensate for the millennial white women who didn't. There's absolutely NOT a majority of white 18-25 women who voted for Trump, which is the presumed age range we're talking about

I wonder if Anon tried to sneak in a lil toesucc while he was SLAMMING her

>tfw jews are using mind control on you

>>71122298
Yeah but most of them still don't like him. 17% of all people who voted for trump didn't even think he was qualified let alone likable.

>>71117554
Once got nudes from a girl that looked like a chubbier version of this girl. Still had a nice enough body though. If you dont like girls that have a tad bit of chub on them you arent living says I

One time in elementary school, one of my friends convinced another kid that I was a KGB spy spend to assassinate someone

>>71122387
I remember reading (not sure where) that women statistically lean conservative after marriage

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>>71122349
>Learn Chinese

You're asking me to do the impossible

>tfw no pale brunette slavic pudgy gf who wants likes arguing with other women

>>71122387
Hmm, fair enough

>>71122497
What do you need for fluency? Like 2000-5000 hours? I bet half you niggas have 2000 hours in TF2.

Any other New Englanders ITT?
>>71122298
Yeah, and they're all fuckable, right?
>>71122498
Soft is ok. Bulging is gross.
That's bulging.

>>71122581
>bulging

wow what a virg

tell me about new england

>>71122556
still impossible

dont like the "if you dont share my niche fetish you're a virgin" meme, buds

dont like it at all

>>71122425
>a chubbier version of this girl
That's every-other girl in Midwestern trailer parks. She's friends with a wide-hipped strawberry blonde girl, and they like going to Wal-Mart together. She has a name like Mary or Sarah, and her friend has a dumb, trashy name.

>>71122581
Do you not realize like 90% of women have a bulging stomach if you think that's bulging

>>71122498
She got a jelly doughnut gut

>>71122498
thicc

>>71122699
Majority of american women are overweight.

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I'm running out of Mosque pictures.

I'll move on to American stuff in the next thread.

>>71122624
>what a virg
Look, dummy, I've fugged my fair share of chubbos, and that's a chubster. Don't let someone else's disapproval of your preferences sway you so easily, Nancy.

New England is overrated. If you're interested because muh white population, you won't be welcomed here.

>>71122699
they call them 'love handles' now

>>71122699
No, I've been living in VT and CO for the past 5 years, and my wife is 5'8" and 105 lbs

>>71122804
pretty sure you're a virg and I will enjoy the whiteness of NE

>>71122607
>>71122646
Imagine being in there whilst high

>>71122899
>>71122899
>>71122899
>>71122899
New

>>71122876
I've lived in CO for almost 10 years. On average chicks above 20 were not made to have such little stomachs

>>71122931
JANNYED.com

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Having a fit are we?

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don't move

Janny the gayboy

he
is
back
AND
OH
BOY
is
he
angry

>>71123084
>>71123084
>>71123084

Janny is Canadian

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>>71123009
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>>71122882
I'm married and already living in the Champlain Valley. I win.
>>71122987
Puebro?

>>71123122
>>71123122
>>71123122
>>71123122

>>71123009
kek

He is really fast.

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>>71123104
>Taking the word of a kraut agitator
Quit trying to stir anti-Canadian sentiment you nazi fuck

>>71123152
>>71123152
>>71123152

>>71123148
Probably uses macros and hotkeys, what a dork hahahahahahaha
laugh at him
hahahahahahahahaha