>amerishakes

>>71116485

It's a dominance thing beta

>>71116532
It didn't work though because he made himself look like an idiot

>be Drump
>healthy all life
>exercise, eat well, sleep a lot
>still smaller than Obungo, son of a prostitute and a drug dealer
fucking lm a o

>>71116532
It's an insecurity thing
A level-headed world leader shouldn't have to attempt to tear someone's arm off because their dick is so tiny
It's pretty cringy

Looks like a tic

Servo glitch.

>>71116642
kraut blood

>>71116577
No, what made it look retarded was a misunderstanding of what Abe said.

abe said something like "keep looking at me" iirc

He's got Parkinsons

Wanna know who else had Parkisons?

>>71116728
This

>>71117374
No it was Abe rolling his eyes because of Trump try harding.

Why did Americans make a man who stapled a toupee to his skull president?

>>71117446
He made the face because trump stared at him instead of looking at the cameras

>>71116485
why the fuck is he so hunch-backed?

>amerispines

>>71117912
He's 70 years old, anon.
People that age don't usually have very good posture.

was it autism?

>>71117377
something like that
>Cameramen: [japanese]
>Trump: what are they saying
>Abe: Please........................... look at me

>>71117952
yeah, which is understandable. the fucker looks like he could topple forward at any second

>>71116485
i think Abe was slightly turned on by trumps strength and charisma. thats that same look i get when girls are around me so i know what im talking about.

who would win in a hand tugging match between trump and putin?

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>>71118204
RT's advertising department

>>71118204
Putin. He's younger, not obese and doesn't stay up until 4 a.m. on twitter.

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>/pol/ in change of being right about anything

>>71116485
can't wait Trump vs Putin handshake match

>>71118204
Putin it isn't even close, I bet Trump won't even test Putin because he knows Putin won't let some fat cunt cuck him like that.

>>71118518
They were right about Trump winning

/r/ing that picture of Trump's fat ass boarding a plane

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>>71118628
>Believing rt propaganda of Putin being a tough guy
He's a 4 foot insecure runt who has a lot plastic surgery done.
>>71118863

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>>71116642
Kenyans are famous for being tall and athletic, bruh

>>71116485
Why he keeps pulling people? That's not cool. Hope it's a tic, if he does that on purpose he is an idiot.

>>71123252
How can whiteboi's even compete?

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>>71118204
take a guess

>>71118543
I bet Putin is already training

>>71123345
its autism

>>71116642
Obama's 6 foot 1, Trump is 6 foot 2 (formerly 6 foot 3 but he's shrunk a bit with age)

>>71116485
You should see his sons high five. Hand autism runs in the family.

>>71118543
There will be no handshake. Only hugs and kisses.

>>71118518
They're right about spics being utter subhumans.

>>71123252
From the thumbnail I though he was carring a knife and killed other two on the picture.

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what was he thinking at this moment

>>71116485
>how you doin?

>>71123583
He has to say 6 foot 3 because if he didn't he would have an obese BMI

>>71118204
Who cares? The man is afraid of stairs as long as Putin grabs the rails when they meet he will have destroyed him.

>>71124276

we was thinking about americans being true cucks and if Trump would let him have a go at his wife Melania.

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why didn't he do that to therese may?

>>71116485
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

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>>71116485
>YANK'D :DD

>fat neckbeards defending this as alpha dominance

I can visualize your sweaty man titties.

>>71127194
dunno but that photo is awkward af too
he seems to still try hard to act friendly and get along with other leaders. he wouldnt have done this in business.

>>71116485
What a total loser

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>>71127290

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we could've been enjoying the banter triumvirate right now, miss u Sil

I thought Trump was a germaphobe.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/12/shaking-hands-is-barbaric-donald-trump-the-germaphobe-in-chief/

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What did he mean by all of this?

>>71117374
what made it look retarded was everything, literally everything

>>71123379
there is no way netanyahu is 6'

>>71128194
Why did he put "evil" within quotation marks?

>>71128194
literally /int/ tier

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>>71128194
based

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>>71124276

>Imagine being the Japanese Prime Minister in this essential moment. Your country's economy hasn't been all that great and you hinged all your hopes on the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement only to be fucked by the United States election. The new US President is some reality TV star with no political experience who spoke in word scramble and in vague often contradictory ideas only to win the election. He then proceeded to end TPP despite wanting to fuck over China at the same time. Well, he thought, maybe he isn't as retarded in person. He proceeds to meet Trump only to realize in that moment during that handshake, when everything hinges on this visit, that you realize just how retarded the President really is when he can't even provide a proper handshake.

>>71128421
Because he doesn't know what they mean.

>“I just want everybody to understand and fully know that the United States of America stands behind Japan, its great ally, 100 percent.”
What did he mean by this?

>>71127194

He held her hand to stop him from falling down the step.

>>71116485
Looks like Trump wants to kiss

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What did he mean by this?

>>71128694
That's what I thought. It looks like a gay fake out.
>yfw Trump is actually a cheeky funny lad

>>71128717
>wants to fuck his daughter
Is he truly /ourguy/

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>>71128694
He sure does

>>71124276
>*record scratch*
>freeze frame
>Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation...

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>>71128896
That gets me every fucking time.

>>71124276
The webm makes it look like he is embarrassed or doing a "can't believe i have to stand this guy" expression, but in the actual video you can tell he is just adjusting himself in his chair.

I don't get all the shit over the Abe handshake.

It was long because it was a press photo op, it happens all the time when world leaders meet, long ass handshakes while 50 news agencies get their pictures.

>>71123345

Posturing, acting tough and in control.

>>71129668
I understand you Canadians have to use camera technology from the 1840s but in the real world it takes all of 1 second to take a picture.

>>71129740

Haha epic, bro.

You take a ton of pictures and choose the one that looks best. You don't just snap a single pic and head home hoping Trumps eyes aren't half closed or Abe is staring at the floor.

>>71118635

Broken clocks are right twice a day.

How did you feel about the great economic collapse of September 2015, remember when all the stock markets crashed in a single afternoon? /pol/ predicted it for months, their own market experts saw it coming.

If only we listened.

>>71129725
Try that in Brazil and you will lose a few teeth.

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I'm running out of room.

dude drumpf hab small hand lmao

>>71128262
hes probably 5'10 but lies for propaganda reasons

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>>71116485
he does it too hard but at least he shakes their hand

>>71123583
I heard he's 6'4

He said so himself so you know it's true

Abe is cute

>>71116642
Is Trump not famous for like never sleeping, what with the middle of the noght tweeting?

>>71118204
>Implying Trump would pull that handshake to his master

>>71124276
"Fucking ancestors why in Tenno's name didn't you win reeeeeeeeeee"

>>71130476
You're gonna need a bigger jpeg.

>>71128421
He's channeling his inner jojo villain.

>>71122897
>
thicc

>>71128563
He already met him days after the election and you left out that he has criticized Japan repeatedly since before he was elected and even as early as a couple weeks ago.