Countries you've visited Post you are is

Green: allied countries
Red: we war you
Who would win?

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>>71115650

>>71115650
you stay away
Vilnius musu

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Haven't traveled all too much. Not really a travel person to be honest.

>>71116474
every single pole makes a pilgrimage to wilno

>>71116474
Are there good pubs in Vilnius serving nice Lithuanian Ale?

i only went to wilno once and that's it

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>all the normies ITT

>>71117636
>moving from Spen to north
why

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>>71117799
I like the north

>>71117799
Are you OP? I saw now you want to vsiit Belaruse, I want to go there too.
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/2017/01/11/belarus-visa-free-travel/

>>71116900
which of the places you've lived do you prefer

>>71117937
>cold
>unwelcoming
>depressing
instead of
>warm
>happy
>open
>cheerful

>>71118040
Yes, but the visa free travel is only when you arrive by plane which doesn't make much sense. Also Poles have cheaper visas to Belaruse than the rest of EU members.

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I'm so poor that I've never been on vacation abroad. Still visited a few countries on business trips.

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>>71115650

>>71118221
>I'm so poor
>business trips
what

>>71118118
While I like Spain there are many things that I dislike, plus I'm more of a shy, calm person, I like it here

>>71118104
Ayyy

>>71118092
Spain. Italy was nice but I still prefeer Spain.

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>>71118104

>>71118339
The flag makes it believable.

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Only country you ever need to visit.

who /threeholidaysayear/ here?

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>>71118104

fuck

inb4
>americans

>>71118104
>someone from germany made a good joke

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Inb4 weeb
haha kys Japan is good for short visit

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>>71118497

>tfw every day is a holiday

>>71118658
>>71118505
>>71118374
>>71118343
This is a refugee joke right

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>>71118644
forgot pic

>>71118686
Can you post the original?

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>>71117991
You're alright Roach.

>>71118686
Please do not come here

>>71118658
the actual joke is that he isn't actually german

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>>71115650
Not including places I've spent a few hours in while waiting for the next flight

>>71118798
I will you stupid nigger
Just wanted to see beautiful german cities tho

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>>71115650
Italy is the last interesting country I didn't visit yet in europe, east europe can go to hell (which looks like east europe anyway)

>>71118840
>>71118929
>>71117991
Opinion?

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i should really travel more..

>>71118723
Yes, it is. The Anon is implying that he came here via the Balkan.

>>71118873
You are not welcome

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I am going to france soon, hope it's as good as I think it is

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>>71115650

>>71118952
East Europe kicks ass. I just want a template so I can show y'all where Ive been

>>71118953
Not really that different (from western countries), at least superficially. Was a bit surprised how almost nobody spoke english, money could get you anywhere, and really reckless drunken stuff (like for example 2 guys coming out of the night club drunk as fuck, doing rock-paper-scissors to decide which of them has to drive)

>>71118239
Are you a kike ????

>>71118873
wtf, I love Russia now

>>71118953
is ok, also am russophone

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Ok.

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will be visiting Hungary and Norway this year, and moving to Hong Kong around September/October time.

>>71119150
Take any and colour grey the places you haven't been to

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>>71115650

>>71119943
>forgot to paint my country blue
shameful display

>>71119943

What are you doin' in Czech, Bjorn ?

>>71120129
>>71119990

>>71118104
That's not visited. It's you route home from germany fucking goats

>>71117636
I'm living in Aarhus right now, how did you like it?

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>>71115650
I grew up in low income family, so we could never afford to travel abroad very much. As an adult, this hasn't really changed.

>>71116873
Probably

>tfw now live in Vilnius but spend my days shitposting on my laptop at home

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>>71115650
i hate the balkans so much

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I also visited the US once as an exchange student but it was awful. New Yorkers are some of the most annoying people I've ever met.

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t. no time, no money, no friends

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Hello I am very poor

No, this is not a joke ;_;

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>>71118104
top jej

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where do you even find the time to travel

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>>71118104

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>>71118104
dear reddit

please include me in the screencap

sincerely,
anonymous

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>>71126892

>>71126892
my brother

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>>71115650

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>>71118104

>>71118873
Why don't you just visit Konigsberg? Beautiful german city filled with Ruskies just like you.

>>71126892
>tfw refugees have been to more countries than you
Not. Fair.

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Green are countries I have visited. I also lived in Italy for 2 years.

>>71118686
>the Eastern border of Russia is right next to Japan
Holy FUCK. How have I never realized this?

>>71118104
Top tier kek

>>71115650
What website are you using to make these maps?

>>71118476
This. Except add Hawaii.

>>71118587
>was in Slovakia
why

>>71123622
I didn't exactly live in Aarhus, went to hojskole nearby
I have really good memories of the city and Denmark in general, it was also the first time I lived abroad so it's a special place for me

>>71133069
what is wrong with bhutan?

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>>71118104

>>71118104
Not funny at all.

>>71119072

Lol, who the fuck even cares about your opinion?

UK
France
Mexico

>>71138366
pretty uneventful, son.

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>>71115650
>Countries you've visited

I've never visited any foreign countries or even other regions of Russia.
I wish I could visit Europe one day.

>>71131515

It's neither beautiful nor german anymore.

>>71138531
good god this is sad
are you a gopnik?

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>>71138610
>good god this is sad

I work at a shitty local telecom company for a salary barely enough to survive. There's no way how could I afford travelling.

>are you a gopnik?

No. Gopniks are too dumb to learn foreign languages or browse foreign websites. Also, they are too busy being drinking, going clubbing, having fun, sexing with beautiful girls and beating nerds like me.
I wish I was like them, actually, I would even trade 50 points of my IQ to become less shy, anxious and reflective.

>>71139061
Forgot to green Singapore and orange Taiwan, my bad

>>71138947
Use this to learn self-hypnosis:
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/8059351/The_Silva_Method_-full_course_incl_workbook
or this (less effective) method:
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-Self-Hypnosis

Then come up with words you can repeat while in a trance to make the change you want to your personality. It worked for me, made me happier, more relaxed and more confident.

>>71139105
Forgot to mention this important part: The words have to be positive. Saying "I am less anxious" will make you more anxious, your subconscious doesn't hear words like "less" or "not," so instead of "I am not shy," you'd say "I am more outgoing."

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The France one was a very short trip, but I would really like to go back because I thought Marseille and Nice were fine as fuck. Aix-en-Provence too.

Spain I only visited Barcelona and a bit of the Costa Brava

>>71139061

>California red

I approve of this.

>>71126892
>implying that you can't afford a train ticket to any of the neighboring countries and just walk around for a day

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only one here that has visited Andorra?

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i'v never been outside of my hometown

>>71145347
are you at least living in moscow or something?

>>71115765
How can someone like in """""Great""""" Britain and not visit France (or fucking Wales)?

Can't you just get on a train across the channel?

I thought Europoors and Brits would regularly travel between countries.

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>>71115650

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>>71118104
Kek.

>>71145717
Vietnam. Really? Of all places?

>>71145787
yes, I tried tropical warm places and I love that climate, then I heard good things about vietnam

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>>71145820
>Italy and Serbia

Let's destroy slovenia and croatia together my friend

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>>71115650

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>>71145890
yes

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>>71118104

>>71118239
>3 countries
it's either you are ignorant or illiterate. I prefer the latter

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>>71145347

I know that feeling, bro.

>>71145489
>are you at least living in moscow or something?

No, it has less than one million inhabitants.

>>71145770
>Next three countries you want to visit
>colours 5
Good job, cunt

>>71118343
Yeah people aren't intrusive.
Much more reserved, people respect your personal space.
Très mieux

>>71145675
Can you not see he is from NI? Travelling to britain from northern Ireland is just as much of a hassle as travelling anywhere else in europe. You still need a flight or a day-long ferry to scotland, you still need to show ID (I also had a picture of my retina taken in england and they checked my passport), you even need to get your money changed because english people mostly don't understand that the UK has banknotes other than those issued in england by the bank of england, and they refuse anything else

It's not as convenient as just getting on a train