/brit/

sue

gonna do a suicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4EuBuAA7q8
goal gf

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british 'women'

Who /reddit/ here?

KID: How old do you think the Earth is?

PERRY: How old do I think the Earth is? I don’t have any idea. I think it’s pretty old. It goes back a long long ways. I’m not sure anybody actually knows completely and absolutely how long ago the Earth is. I hear your mom was asking about evolution. It’s a theory that’s out there and it’s got some gaps in it. In Texas, we teach both creationism and evolution in our programs.

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feet are pretty desu.

Business idea: gather up an army of british men and invade iceland

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>piercings other than ears and belly

>>71109999
the community is shite but some of the stuff is gud

>>71109932
>>71109932
>>71109932
terrible idea

Imagine a country with an unemployment rate of 80 percent.

Employers would be getting swamped with hundreds of resumes for every job ad they put out, no matter how low the pay was.
Most of the lowly crew at McDonalds would have a bachelor's degree.

You'd need a Masters degree to have any hope of even getting a mundane office job that pays a dollar or two above minimum wage.

Pretty much everyone tolerates just about anything from their employers. Employers can make insane demands, large amounts of unpaid overtime and be extremely abusive knowing pretty much nobody will quit.

Even ads for the most god awful, low paying jobs get dozens if not hundreds of applications. Employers make no effort to make their job sound appealing and even go as far as to belittle prospective employees in their ads.

I could go on but you all probably know where I'm going with this. This scenario is the reality of the dating scene with men being the working class and women being the employers.

new tim

https://www.fb.com/tom.s.pawson/videos/1377535265638196/

>you will never work for land rover and have a gf with massive tits

why even live

Anyone else find the word "brit" offensive?

show me a white guy who moved to japan who isn't a loser

brit brat

>>71110087
Sorry, this content isn't available at the moment

Are these trainers OK?

I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago

Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?

>>71110135
yeah great

>>71110101
oddly specific

I'm tempted to visit a prostitute just to see what I'm missing out on. Once I've had sex, it will be much easier to kill myself since I'll know there isn't this great pleasure I did not get to experience.

Why do women prefer older men?

Want a nice MILF gf.

>>71110101
>work for land rover

why land rover? I know someone who works for them

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Are these trainers OK?

I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago

Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?

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>>71109923
> the absolute state of those wind pipes
https://youtu.be/YlxxmNP2MKw

Brutal.

>>71110135
fantastic

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/astonishing-moment-clubbers-were-left-12593542

ah yes manchester

Lads if a rugby team played an American football team at football who would win?

Have to stay up 20 minutes more -- need a porn recommendation. Thanks

>>71110169
money and experience
some do like the idea of teaching a young boy how to sex, but it's not common

>>71110159
Don't see the appeal of a prostitute tbqh

I'd rather die a virgin

Seems disgusting

>>71110222
nothing wrong with shagging a prostitute

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>>71109964
Is that because you're a poofter like Sir Elton?
https://youtu.be/3izV86N-ASU

>>71110181
factory mentioned

>>71110159
just sex isn't that good, it's only good if both people are into it imo

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>>71109982
>those eyes aren't shopped

wtf

>>71110264
He wasn't a poofter

>>71110247
Not my thing lad

I know I'd hate it. Too cold, emotionless and intimidating

>>71110101

a mate works for jlr, he has a good laugh there tbf.

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CONSURVATISM

IS THE NEW

COUNTER COOLTURE

>>71110171
how big are his gfs tits

>>71110196
Eva notty

>>71110208
It's just not fair

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Cirith Ungol 2bh lads

>>71110342
MAYNE STREAM METEOR

>>71110181
always hated that shithole

>>71109923
4/10 poor, boring post

>>71109959
1/10 try harder

>>71109964
4/10 interesting concept but dull and predictable in excecution

>>71109970
2/10 shan't be opening that

>>71109982
3/10 JF-tier post

>>71109999
7/10 boring post but the recurring numbers save it

>>71110002
2/10 shan't be giving this a read

>>71110013
9/10 good post all round

>>71110015
1/10 this already happend so the idea is plagarised

>>71110039
-5/10 sick of seeing this cunt

>>71110052
2/10 stating the obvious

>>71110072
1/10 shant be clicking

>>71110086
1/10 shant be reading

>>71110087
1/10 shant be clicking

>>71110101
7/10 i too know this feel my hibernian brother

>>71110114
1/10 nah

>>71110124
1/10 william adams

>>71110133
1/10 jog on jap

>>71110134
8/10 informative post, saved me a click

>>71110135
-2/10 you fucked it up you wanker

>>71110342
wh-what happened to his face

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Your women are ugly.

>>71110310
>Too cold, emotionless and intimidating
it's not like that

>>71110402
>stealing my gimmick

>>71110402
3/10 bit pessimistic

>>71110343
as big as a discovey m8

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>tfw your post was rated 7/10

>>71110422
*cuts your head off for being a member of the bourgeoisie*

>>71110428
I just don't find the idea attractive whatsoever

Anyone got the PUA copy pasta?

Reckon if I shagged a prostitute the dialogue would be aggressive
>Awww yeah you fucking bitch don't even want to fuck me I hate you
>Bet you didn't get a single A in your GCSEs you stupid bitch

>>71110310
all depends on what prozzie it is desu

some of them are like that and some of them put effort in to the point where you half forget she's a prozzie

t, the prozzie connoisseur

>>71110485
Careful, she'll file a complaint against you

>connoisseur
when will anglos stop using french loan words as """""refined""""" ones?

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me on the right

>>71110477
trust me, you'll be fine

I've shagged a fair amount of prostitutes and so long as you get a good one who is proactive at their job you'll be fine and have a good time

>>71110431
fuck off reviewbrah

>>71110534
those are actually too big

sex is pretty meaningless once you've had it.

you're viscerally drawn to it, but it's nothing to write home about.

>>71110422
Your personality is ugly

>>71110534
Imagine how inadequate the girl on the right feels. Reckon if you approached her right after that picture she'd be up for anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdJZn2p0_4

ffs

>>71110560
been telling lads this for a while. really bored of casual sex unless its with a gf

literally just had sex this morning (as I couldnt get my dick hard last night) and i almost regret it

now she'll be texting me and stuff. would've preferred a wank

can't pass the captcha to post on leftypol

Always feel insecure around French people. They're better than us in every way. Must be how Yanks or Australians feel around us.

>>71110534
me with the rack

the fuck is clackmannanshire

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why do manlets even bother?

>>71110602
>yoga pants
bruh

>>71110602
shall watch this in a couple of minutes

>>71110651
i get the sentiment, but we don't feel that way at all around brits. You guys are like the most hated people around Europe. I honestly feel better about myself when I see you chavvy cunts when I'm abroad because I know one of you will piss or throw up somewhere you shouldn't

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ignore the dates
i'm doing my year abroad in t' 'eople's 'epublic 'f 'hina and considering going to Chengdu
After I've done my year abroad, this is my plan to travel. When I'm in 'ong 'ong, I'll do a day out to Macau

>>71110305
> Reginald "Elton" Kenneth Dwight "John" wasn't a poofter
Are you that deep in denial about your own faggotry?

French lads are good lads, though they're just as bad as us when we're abroad

>>71110673
this can't be real

>>71110708
you do know you're more hated than us yeah

>>71110724
Go to Chongqing instead

>NVQ level 3 hairdressing exam in half an hour
>left my clippers at home

>>71110708
What you've revealed there is you go to the same holiday destinations as chavs.

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back at the 'rents house tonight

>>71110745
it is actually

>>71110785
dozy mare

>>71110708
Y*nks are despised around the world again now because of Bog Fart

wow turns out artificial sugar is perfectly fine
which is good for me as an intense drinker of pepsi max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf82FfX-wuU

>>71110708
>abroad
FOY, most yanks don't even know Europe exists

>>71110782
Globally? Sure. Europe? Not convinced.

Everyone fucking hates you lot. Its because your low class can travel so they are just complete dickheads. I stayed at a hostel in amsterdam that literally said they prefer not to have brits

There's a French guy on my course and his accent is so stereotypical. Literally just laughed in his face the last time he spoke, then everyone clapped

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>>71110782
https://youtu.be/QsALrqjlMcA

DEEP tracks

Hits are for normies.

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>>71110745
it is but the angle and his body position exaggerates it

>Christmas telly operator exam in 20 minutes
>left my copy of the Radio Times on the bus

>>71110852
lol ill post my passport mate. been all around the world.

lived in multiple countries for longer than a year

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>>71110673
>>71110745
This is real too
>frenchlets

>>71110560
>>71110635

yeah thanks that's like a billionaire telling a beggar that money isn't that important. i'm a late 20s virgin in a desperate state so i can't really take solace from your empty words.

>>71110856
Middle class young people cause trouble when they're abroad too. Brits drink far too much.

>>71110856
>i stayed at a drug tourism hotspot and they said they got druggies
wow m8 real shocker there

meanwhile literally everyone hates muh heritage loud obnoxious americans wearing fanny packs and cargo shorts

>>71110893
>Stay with the UK because you think Brexit will fail
>Proceed to have the lowest voter turnout during Brexit

howling

>>71110919
>>71110894
really makes you think

>>71110893
>not written in Scotch patois
Hmm not a fan

>>71110952
Mate I lost my virginity to a prossie when I was 17 in Amsterdam. Don't regret it for a second. The sex was shit, mainly on my part but at least I didn't have to worry about her telling her mates and me being embarrassed know what I mean? After I did that I was more comfortable around girls knowing that if it came down to it, I could give them a semi-disappointing shag

Just do it lad

>>71110784
why should I
I haven't got my heart set on Chengdu and I'm still thinking of where to go

Fuck lads my life is SO hard literally nailing girls left and right but bored of it now. Brb just getting my dick sucked by a 10/10 yeah but seriously sex is overrated haha

>>71111006
>patois
did you make up a word there

>>71110973
This doesn't negate my point in the slightest. What a waste of a post mate.

https://youtu.be/XaPzN2gD3PQ

In my experience this is pretty representative of Y*nk tourists

https://youtu.be/dAfxWV4eCiM

This song reminds me of a certain board that will go henceforth unmentioned.

>>71111026
know that feeling 2bh, depression is a real thing

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who /wizard/ here

>>71111037
actually it does m8

i'm fairly certain you're more hated even in europe because the yank stereotype rings true everywhere

>>71111013
>Paying for sex

TWISTING AND SHOUTING

>>71111080
if you have a gf then you're still technically paying for sex

>>71110673
but theo's married to his childhood sweetheart and has children and a shit load of money

he's literally doing miles better in life than that hull literally who

>>71111013

you were a normie all along

>ask for a lunch box from KFC earlier
>ask if I can have zinger fries instead of normal fries
>"no"
>ask for a large zinger fries instead then
>"only comes in one size - medium"

For fucks sake, lads. Why is Britain so shit? We don't have a thing called "choice" here. In America it's different

>>71111111

>>71111072
only had sex with one girl desu and that was 4 years ago

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How about these trainers?

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Queen of brit

>>71111015
Less foreigners go to chongqing.
You'll be pulling pussy like a black guy in sweden.

Plus it's just a more interesting place.

>>71111099
he's got all that shit yeah but he is still inferior to a literally who from hull because he is a mixbreed manlet

>>71111103
Fat twat

>>71110724

go to kashgar

>>71111147
she's not attractive

>>71110893
>and now we're run by the EU

>>71111150
Are Chinese girls slags?

>>71111072
Only a few more years. Do I get Gandalf-like powers?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38950116
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38950116
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38950116

hmmmm

>>71111103
depends who serves you 2bh

some people are just stuck up cunts who need to grasp any sliver of authority they get in their mediocre wage-slaving lives

>>71111147
would gf in a heartbeat

i forgot all the super anti-yank posters are on in the early afternoon.

its odd that the virgin NEETS are nicer than you failed normies

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>>71111072
6 years to go

>>71111144
terrible

>>71111172
'sheed

Been up for 30 hours now lads, starting to feel a bit drowsy

>>71111072
soon m8

>>71111133
I'm not gonna lie, this is literally me on Monday

>>71111150
I'll consider it
not too fussed about getting pussy 2bh

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what did she mean by this?

there's a chance I'll be quitting the call centre lads

>>71111258
drugs?

>>71111227
I'm not anti-yank I'm anti edgy retard

feeling less hungover now

>>71111111

>>71111172
I wouldn't mind visiting Xinjiang, but I think I would have to leave it for another trip

need a gf

>>71111276
Scottish weather

>>71111201
oh yeah
It's basically the opposite of Japan
Sex life is everything

My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama
And I just want to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane

>>71111301
*unsheathes stick*
Go to Xinjiang

>>71111281
Quit mine and ended back at it haha.

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>>71111072
2024

>>71111201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So0wXRR8BYU
tl;dw
they're just like other girls
some like the idea of bonking a white bloke like white blokes like bonking asian birds

who /phimosis/ here

>>71111310
you can have mine I'm sick of her

>>71111241
What sort of shoes are considered nice?

>>71111281
Poleaboo wishes to remind you of his superiority

>>71111363
here and 4 inch cock

are the two related?

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>>71111363
me

FUCK
WHITE
PEOPLE

>>71111375
post pics

>>71111363
reckon people get phimosis because they were those runtish anxious kids who were too scared to even touch their own dick.

>>71111401
yeah it stops it growing

>>71111363
used to be me

first bj was unbearable

Was being working class shamed by a yank in the early hours of this morning

Disgusting behaviour desu

>>71111201

yes but mainlanders are ugly as sin

Haha lads yeah

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Got more hipster Scottish money lads

>>71111335
*gently pushes your stick down*
Alright I'll go there to visit but I won't study there

>>71111427
really?

lol, not that its gets any use anyway, sure I didn't realise when ?I was younger oh well

The string is fucked too its too tight

>>71111454
>having spiders on your money

why?

>>71111394
http://www.footasylum.com/nike-cortez-ultra-trainer-106887/

What do you call the opposite of phimosis?

Why are yank ads so weird?

>>71111283
No I'm not a degen I just enjoy the idea of staying up all night until the sun comes up then I regret it

But I've work tomorrow so have to go to bed at a reasonable time

>>71111445
some are alright though

Anyone know any good films?

>>71111363
me

should have fixed it by now but i keep forgetting to stretch

>>71111499
wizards sleeve

>>71111514
what genre lad?

>>71111493
the people who designed the notes thought that they were being made in Perth, Australia, not Perth, Scotland

>>71111500
We're too smart for normal ads to work on us

>>71111514
Haven't seen a film in over a year now, thanks for asking.

>>71111503
will you sleep for an hour and then go to bed

If you sleep now you'll be up at like 11

moving to france tomorrow lads

expect an unprecedented wave of french flag shitposting

>>71111514
nightcrawler. Sounds like a shitty horror movie

it is neither horror nor shitty

>>71111500
because they're allowed to advertise medication

>>71111433
yanks all think they're middle class

a disgusting country that needs to be genocided.

>>71111552
why are you moving there?

>>71111496
ahh yes, the 'I don't know what's a good crep but it's Nike and expensive so the normies won't take the piss too much'

Lads when do you think sexbots (good ones) will exist?

>>71111514
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2397535/
First half might be boring and then it goes full mindfuck. Really good imo

>>71111147
Why arent more black girls like this? This is perfect. 9/10 would fuck

want to get naked with a girl lads

https://www.fb.com/clubanthem/videos/1242840955803616/
the bf

>>71111595
'rasmus

>>71111454
Used to work at a busy cafe in Wales when I was at uni and used to get loads of Scottish tourists and really enjoyed refusing their monopoly money haha made them fucking livid

>shall I go to the doctor?
>nah I'll buy some medicine from an advert then ask my doctor about it

>>71111514
Kidulthood
Adulthood
Brotherhood

>>71111072
>tfw missed out on wizard powers
>haven't had sex, a gf or even any friends for ten years

>>71111514
Donnie darko if you haven't seen it. It's gyllenhaal kino

>>71111500
have you been prescribed drugs?

Well you can sue them and then use that money to put a downpayment on a financed camaro!

>>71111363
>>71111363
>>71111363
thank fucking god im cut

>chavs who think they're smart for supporting Israel in response to hating Muslims

imagine being this bluepilled

>>71111633
cool. so all your accommodation and shit just gets arranged for you? what about all your stuff?

>>71111601
alright go on give some non shit suggestions

>>71111605
When NEETS have thousands of dollars of disposable income.

>>71111658
What's wrong with Israel

>>71111643
haven't seen the first 2 but brotherhood is awful
the african guy is so cringe and stormzy is the most hilariously bad actor i've ever seen

>>71111572
good suggestion

>>71111652
yes thank (((god)))

>>71111658
fuck. i do this

>>71111652
phimosis is easily cured though. having your dick mutilated cannot be reversed.

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>>71111652
>thank fucking god im cut

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jessica moore in organic melons is one of my favourite POV scenes

if i'm struggling to cum it's my go to scene to finish me off

>>71111639
>monopoly money
All Northern Irish and Scottish notes have exactly the same value as BOE ones. No reason to reject them unless you are uneducated.

>>71111496
I don't want sports brans trainers

>>71111669
ultraboost 3.0 m8

>>71111605
probably when we're all too old to get our cocks up

me and the gf

>>71111551
Nah I'll go to sleep at about 7 and hopefully sleep through til the wagie ringer wakes me up at 7

>>71111669
http://www.footasylum.com/mobile/adidas-originals-tubular-shadow-knit-trainer-106521/

>>71111704
I had some scottish notes left over from a trip to edinburgh before

I tried spending them in London and people looked at me like I just spat on them

ah yes let me reject the money from my currency because it has a different picture on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIn708ssFg

alex jones is genuinely fucking mental imagine having his brain for 2 seconds
do people take him seriously? does he take himself seriously? genuinely can't tell

>>71111731
quite literally "I think I'm part of the mandem but I'm actually from a 98% white middle class town": The Shoe

quite literally had sex with a female this morning. can anyone say the same?

>>71111704
To annoy Scotch tourists. Not learning every fucking note in the UK to check if they're genuine, they should change their money to proper Bank of England notes if they leave Scotland

>>71111535
comedy mostly

>>71111547
no problem

>>71111572
thanks, downloading now

>>71111608
thanks, will download

>>71111643
Seen the first two, they were alright, is the third worth it?

>>71111647
I have seen it, it's good though

>for weeks mum told me I have to go to my sister's 30th do
>today she says you don't have to go if you don't want
FUCKING... that's a very cruel thing to do to an austist and she knows it

>>71111750
>neither girl has a cute penis

>>71111647
Recently watched it for the first time. Didn't quite get everything.

>>71111514
Caché

>>71111700
Ah yes, porn.

>>71111700
>if i'm struggling to cum
Don't believe such a thing is possible unless you're whacking it multiple times per day.

>>71111785
Alex Jones is right about 95% of the things he says

>>71111793
I shagged the bf this morning

>>71111750
men enjoy lesbian porn because there's no ugly willies flying around

women enjoy lesbian porn because they're closet lesbos/women know how to get each other off better

mad

didn't drink all weekend and still got nothing done

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>>71111785
you're never going to experience 5th dimension crossover with that attitude

>>71111663
nah have to sort all that out myself. I'm just bringing clothes and stuff I don't really need much

*pauses*

lemme give you a basic gestalt

The WhatsApp Group That Saved Europe

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4214746/Tory-Brexiteers-shaping-EU-strategy-WhatsApp-group.html

>>71111704
I've rejected Scottish notes if the person is annoying

>>71111788
they're just a great sneaker lad I have no delusions

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>>71111445
> when the 70s playlist is just right
https://youtu.be/45ZSIeSsmwI

>>71111830
how easy is it to sort out somewhere to live in a foreign country?

>>71111814

4 times on thursday, 4 on friday, 3 yesterday and about to do the 3rd of today

although paradoxically i actually take the longest to cum on the first wank of the day, it takes about 20 minutes, subsequent ones only 5-10

let me sex you

Bit cold out

poley just get black all stars

the ones you posted are atrocious

>>71111704
In fact, if it were America, I think it would be illegal to refuse one and accept the other.

>Scottish people make their own notes to be special
>Chimp out when these unfamiliar notes are refused as legal tender by 16-year-old retail workers

despise them lads

Genuinely cannot get off to lesbian porn

>>71111812
What didn't you get?

cut me and I'll bleed

>>71111876
What the hell

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do normies still wear this stupid shit

all scots should be killed

Is there anything more banterous as a straight male than dressing up as a girl on a night out and then ironically chatting up blokes all night and then sucking one off in the toilets?

Just looked up """Caitlyn""" Jenner on wiki.
Turns out he has kids from a previous marriage.
One of them is called Brody Jenner.
He's married.
Guess what her name is.
Caitlyn

TOP KEK

>>71111944
my gym shoes look similar

Jessica Moore (born 1985 in Budapest) is a Hungarian adult model and porn star

She is known as an anal queen among many porn fans because of her well received performances in films such as Ass Pounders 6, DP Fanatics 3, Gaper Maker 7, and a number of other anally oriented films. She has had anal and/or double penetration sex with guys in most of her scenes according to IAFD.

>>71111944
it's not 2014 anymore

>>71111944
What are they?

>>71111944
no, they have probably spent thousands on more sweat shop shoes since then

>>71111933
90% of lesbian porn is shit. but the 10% where the women have nice, clean innies and genuinely love eating pussy is nice.

>>71111965
The transgender thing was to drive away attention from the fact that he killed several people and got away with it

got my timetable lads
6 contact hours a week

>>71111933

It's boring as fuck
can't enjoy it unless the girl is getting covered in spunk

>>71111785
it's just an act

>>71111934
The whole tangent vs. real universe thing, the living receiver etc.

peep show sophie is absolutely fucking dire

>>71112001
he was already acquitted

>>71111974
I've got a soft spot for Aletta Ocean even if she's kinda shite usually

>>71111944
Honestly wear shoes similar to this because don't like seeming an inch shorter than usual

>>71111944
>do normies still wear this stupid shit

yeah instead of your authentic ww2 autism boots right?

>>71111944
>wearing trainers other than for athletic activity
Screaming

Anyone got any good amateur lesbian porn?

had girls rubbing their arses on my willy last night in the club

>>71111933
Me too.

If there isn't penetration, I don't feel anything at all.

I guess I'm too straight to get off to gay shit that doesn't have a penis in it.

>>71111944
>maxresdefault (75)

>>71112024
peep show is absolutely fucking dire

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got the shrooms and going camping with the lads on wednesday

You lads ever notice that the majority of flags look the same in /brit/ threads?

>>71112038

I like some of her earlier scenes, she looks atrocious after her surgeries

>>71111933
I enjoy the first parts where it's all above the waist. Kissing and breast touchies, that stuff. Really pleasant.

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>>71112004
>not being NEET

brit is absolutely fucking dire

whats the best porn site in terms of content and categories?

>>71112084
Setting up camp there would be illegal in Britain

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wear these but in a different colour

what are you buying the proto-gf for V-day?

Imagine being a runt enough to know pornstars by name.

is buying 4chan pass a good idea?

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>work in the morning but drinking anyway

>>71112024
Everyone in Peep Show is ugly (until the later seasons with the Russian and half caste girls).

Never got why Mark, Jeff and Jez all wanted to shag Sophie.

>>71112123
Sambas are better

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>>71112129

just ate a danish

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>>71112072
Television in general is dire.

Howling.

>>71112112
spankbang.com is my favourite destination for good quality normieporn

>>71112155
sambas are the cheap sportsdirect version

>>71112023
The tangent one is created as soon as the airplane part crashes into the house. The majority of the film takes place in it. Because he was closest to it it's his responsibility to return it to the real universe. That's what he does at the end of the film, killing himself

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The gf and myself enjoying our day at the convention

just had my salad tossed

>>71112129

>spends years wanking to porn and can't remember any names

t. goldfish

Could actually do with some new creeps desu lads

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yankland desu

>>71112192
crep check

>>71112112
Spankbang.com

>>71112197
alri dane anon

Anyone here remember Roxy Jezel?

>>71112192
Ah yes the proud german people

why are yanks so obsessed with outdoor activities

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>>71112127
A bottle of sherry, but since the old tart will be in absentia, I'll take it in her stead.

Hopefully she'll be there to recieve the gift of 70cl of 20% ethanol alcohol next Feburary.

>>71112175
>>71112237
this tbqh

someone ought to blow the lid off the catholic church

I exclusively watch amateur porn

>>71112277
because we dont drink that much.

i dont hike or rock climb much, but I do sail often

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>>71111933
i like watching a fanny get licked and played with

Indians are like the biggest minority group in the UK yet I literally have never ever met one, I live in London as well

>>71112277
judging by their obesity problem i dont think they are 2bh

>>71112267
Of course

>>71112185
But he doesn't kill himself in the tangent universe, no? Doesn't he watch from afar in that universe as the plane crashes?

>>71112339
>>71112339
>>71112339
Virus do not click

>>71112140
fuck off english teacher

How did such a shit game as Mobile Strike get enough cash to hire Arnold Schwarzenegger and have massive amounts of air time?