You wake up in Veneto, in the white part of Italy. What do?

turn 360 and take the train back home

>>71108712
Drive to the brown part of Italy and enjoy my holiday at the beach

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>>71108749
>turn 360

>>71108712
Start demonstration to bring back fascia Italia

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>>71108859
>not enjoying your holiday in the beautiful swamps of Veneto

I visit Venice sometimes since it's quite close, but my region it's like Veneto junior minus industries, just crop fields and drunk people

>>71108929
il libiANO signori

>>71108712
Take the train to Naples

>>71108995
>That overpopulated touristic beach
Ugh. No, thanks.

Gawk at all the ~170cm tall, olive-skinned, perfumed people around me as a 190cm tall, pale and distinctly unperfumed individual.

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Enjoy the best lake in the world

>>71108712
Suicide.

non fa 36, DIO TE MALEDICA TE DO UN SCIAFON CHE TE IMPITURO SU PAL MURO CHE TE COPO DIO CAN

>>71109044
whaaaaaat, how can you not like that crystal clear water and plenty of room for you and your family to chill on?

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>>71109012
El friulANO señores
>>71108712
>tfw you wake up in veneto EVERY day

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>>71109012
El FriulANO

>>71109066
neat, I've always considered the Italian mainland between Udine and Padova to be an empty steppe, but I guess I was wrong. Show me more jewels of Veneto so I can maybe visit one sometime.

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>>71109167
>jewels of Veneto

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Lick local boipucci :3

Il Triveneto fa PENA, non vedo l'ora di andarmene.

Isn't there where the terroni of the north live?

>>71108712
Vote for independence

>>71109513
lmao rekt

>>71109111
>>71109133

furlan sto cazzo, e neanche triestin, ma bon bisiaco

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>>71109513
DIO PORCO DELET THIS

>>71108712
March to Rome

>>71109245
I-is that you?

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>>71108712
>anywhere in SHITaly
>white

>>71109777
Ciò, te conossi el Menion?

>>71110214
ITALY is a SHIT since we the AEMILIANOS good people and protectors of the faith CATHOLIC and the purity of our blessed LANDS we have to share state with LOMBARDS, VENETIAN JEWISH, TUSCAN PIGS, ROMAN SHOTS, MARCHIGIANE AND MOLISANE bitches, gypsy cows NAPOLETANOS, Moors SICILIANOS and traitors PIEDMONTESE. Every day I pray to San Petronio king cruzado of these our HOLY lands and DONNA Tarsilla da Rimini so that they resurrect and guide us to the people of BIEN, THE AEMILIANOS, to a new golden age of FAITH, CULTURE AND PROSPERITY HOW WE HELD BEFORE HAVING ENJOY THE CHUSMA OF THIS ITALY WITHOUT MORAL OR VALUES

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>>71110498
I really hate Italy as much as you do m8. It's not much of hate actually it's like when you see some disgusting, crawling, lowly and worthless gross looking bug or insect on the floor struggling to move.
Shitaly, SHITaly is like a sense of pity and disgust.
It should be destroyed, hear me?

>>71108712
eat pasta invite refugees laugh

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>>71108712
Be glad I finally returned. Then continue my way to Casarsa.

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>>71110646
why doesn't Argentina love me?

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>>71110680
Argentina....

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>>71110712
But I (another) love you.

>>71110719
Almeno tu...

>>71110680
Ah, you're an Argentine-Amerindian aka majority of the country and due to Amerindians having the same skin color as SHIT-alians you're willing to infiltrate into their bases and blow them up and destroy SHITaly from the inside?
My Amerindian brother, may the Pachamama accompany you in your journeys. I will do my part.

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>>71110807
at least you live in the new world...

>>71111111
>>71111117

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>>71110992
>Siciliano me ha rubato la meme
>e non sa lo che sta dicendo

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>>71111235
no ser triste, hermano

>>71111412
kaffeeeeeeee???

>>71108712
Nothing changed, so I guess shitpost on 4chan

>>71108712
>What do?
Ah this is where the Italians sucked so hard in WW1

>>71108712
veneti = terroni del nord

Go to Venice and relax in the surroundings of San Giorgio Maggiore.

>>71110807

the butthurt moorish rape baby and his obsession with Whitaly part 246

>>71108929

bring back gaddafi you noob, we need him

Venice
More like Penice

ROMAN IS NOT NORDBARBARO
ROMAN IS NOT NORDITALO
ROMAN IS NOT WHITE

BLOND, BLUE EYE, WHITE SKIN, TESTAMENT TO THE BARBARIANS


We Japanese think like this.

>>71119473
And you're right

>>71108867
You don't know which way he was facing.

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>>71118983
> Benice

Neat, but I'd have to go back.

>>71119473
tru