You wake up in a small town in the deep rural America. What do ?

>>71106726

Pledge allegiance

I live in a place like this desu
Except it wraps around a tiny lake and its a 12 minute drive to a strip mall

>>71106726
see if i can trick the locals into thinking i am also american

Feel relieved. I live in a place with more than 10 million habitants and this isn't easy.

>>71106726
Fuck my sister as is the norm

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Apply for citizenship, get a cheap acre of land, build house, get gun, eat a burger

breathe freedom

Start doing heroin like all the other yokels in small towns

>>71106726
tip the mayor of town

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>tfw Euros cant afford to buy acres in double digits at affordable costs

Go home and hope the savages don't eat me or something before i can get out.

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put my maga cap before leaving the house

you have to be more specific.

typical southern shithole town were everyone's on meth or typical southern shithole town were everyone's on opiods?

>>71106726
looked it up and it turns out it's a suburb of Omaha and thus not rural at all

>>71108482
In America, rural is anything that is not suburban or inner-city. OPs pic is a town actually.

>>71106726
Try to get back to human civilization as soon as possible, any city would do but preferably I'd make it back to Europe.

>>71108968
>ah yes black people
>at last, civilisation

find the nearest australian embassy and organise a flight home

>>71106726
Shit in the nearest mart