/brit/

Now this is autism

braaap

>>71105330
/fr/

>>71105330
good edition tbf

>chinkstralia
>welcome
no you're not. you can't invite yourselves to /brit/ either you fucks.

quite intolerant

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mum just messaged me this

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>>71105365

fug u

t. kickey mouse

Had my first gay experience last night.

My gay best friend has always gone on about doing stuff with me and has a cheeky feel every now and then, well last night I agreed to let him shag me.

It's an ongoing joke he has a massive cock and it was like 8 inches and really thick. He wore a johnny and was really gentle and good with me, kept asking if I was hurting and only asked if I wanted to do stuff.

Did rimming, blowjobs and I fucked him after he did me.

It was great, I wouldn't say I'm a full on bender because I don't find men attractive but I'll definitely be going back for seconds.

How do you pronounce
>JPG
>PNG
>GIF
>TGA

>>71105371
>>71105410
OUT

>>71105427
jay peg
pee en gee
giff
tee gee ayy

Good OP, feel like you put a lot of effort into it

>>71105427
jaypeg, pee en jee, giff, tee jee ay

>>71105448
It's G

Witness the fitness.

>>71105427
Jay Peg
Pee En Gee
Gif (hard g)
Targa

>>71105418
is he your coworker and you were talking before about how you really wanted to suck his willy?
also be honest, was there any poo on his willy when he put it in your bum?

>>71105429
Diev et mon droit to be here
*embraces you*
brother

>>71105453
wtf we are brothers?

>>71105448
it's jiff

>>71105427
juppeg
pung
jiff
tigger

am i the only one who pronounces GIF as "jife"

>>71105485
>>71105488
>>71105493
>jiff

fuck off you illiterate twats

>>71105475
Excuse me where did you find this picture of my gf?

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>>71105330
>>71104986
Good point! I never thought about it that way.
*tosses you a great big grin*
>>71105045
It wasn't that long. It is extemporaneous, but posts that long (even when you account for it basically being a two-parter with me looping in the previous post) are a dime a dozen on this board.

Perhaps it wasn't terse enough for /brit/'s characteristic glibness, but c'est la vie, as they say.
>>71105081
It would be good if I were making any progress.

Maybe I'll feel good about myself when I start making progress.

I used to be 270lb, so I suppose I have been making inroads, and I tend to save 40% of my entire paycheque.

Still, where to next? Back to school? Stay working my drone job surrounded by assholes and idiots?

I have a feeling I'll at the very bottom of the pecking order for a very, very long time.

>>71105477
No I've never mentioned if before.

We both did a douche beforehand so were squeaky clean, he said he didn't want me to have a bad experience.

>>71105427
'eg
'eg
'if
'ay

>>71105529
cracking good post

*obliterates the bollocks of the nearest jiff cunt*

>>71105509

she sent it to my bf

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>jiff

Lads what age is the average brit poster?

hmm

http://is.4chan.org/int/1486898377726.jpg

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can i join?
i no /sino/

just committed an act of miscegenation

>>71105575
34

it's jiff you mongs

>>71105330
>not welcome
>writes a bunch of generals names so that people could find this shit while searching for their own general
hehe you made a big mistake

>>71105519
didnt read lmao

>>71105576
there's something wrong with you if you don't want to stick your tongue deep into that arsehole

>>71105575
Two peaks: one around 19, the other around 23.

>>71105522
good to know for when i inevitably give up on women and fuck a bloke

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>>71105504
fuck off you absolute spastic

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>5'9

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the gif

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>>71105616
>having this image saved to "prove" to people online how it's pronounced

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want to transcend matter

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Passable, yes?

>>71105635
>getting btfo

Poo peeland is now officially on the 'Endangered posters list'

Please refrain from scaring NZ posters away

>>71105577
aahhhhh a ching, a chong, A CHING CHONG NIP NING NONG
a ching
a chong
A CHING CHONG PING PONG

the man boobs have grown in size

imagine going camping with a transfreak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg03vWZ9MXI&t=394s

why do redditors refer to dogs as 'doggos' and 'puppers' and is there any danger of this breaking into the mainstream
it really winds me up

>>71105650
Better than most, top left pic especially. Would be beneficial to see hand span / shoulder width rather than just myspace angles though.

>>71105650

>dark haired girls with some freckles

hnnngggg

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>>71105593
A mistake you say?

Just dropping by to let you know not to reply to this post.

>>71105650
>getting a fucking novel tattooed on your chest
autism

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>71105661
really don't care what he thinks
have another giff

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>>71105689
Here's the source of the imagery I compiled into that collage.
https://www.instagram.com/evebernhardt2/

>>71105681
Bastardisations of the doge meme and 'sleep tight pup-per' may-may, both of which originated here.

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>>71105650
keikaku doori

>>71105673
>tfw no trans gf with feminine penis to go camping with

>>71105427
>Jay-peg
>Pee-Enn-Gee
>Giff
>Tee-Gee-Ayy

why are brits so clever and witty

>>71105759
they're not

What makes someone fascist is a combination of right and left wing ideologies ie right wing nationalism mixed with left socialism. Fascism is actually more accurately labeled extreme centrism. Only hack scholars labeled it right wing in an attempt to poison the well and use it as propaganda. Libertarianism in all its form whether left or right is the exact opposite of authoritarianism by definition and there's no such thing as libertarian fascism. I suggest you get better sources of information

>>71105650
>that mouth
>that brow
>that asymmetry
>those shoulders
yeah no they don't pass

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>>71105575
21!

Let's do beer bongs bro!

>>71105618
Hilarious how basically no one claims to be either 5ft9 or 5ft11 irl. Everyone rounds up to 5ft10 or 6ft

>>71105759
superior genetics

wish i could come out of my shell

>>71105575
im 19

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>>71105669
a quality post you say?

>>71105780
is fascism just authoritarian radical centrism?

wish i could re-enter my shell

>>71105759
same reason all ugly misanthropic people are clever and witty

Yo listen up here's a story

About a little guy that lives in a blue world

And all day and all night and everything he sees

Is just blue like him, inside and outside

Blue his house with a blue little window, and a blue Corvette

And everything is blue for him

And himself and everybody around

Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

>>71105792
>tfw 6'2 and a half
>tfw deliberately misstate my height as 6'1 to embarrass the mongs who claim to be 6' but are clearly at least four inches shorter than me

>>71105817
>>71105577
hello china

>>71105427
I don't like responding to posts with a lot of replies, but I have to set the record straight since everyone else got it wrong.

The correct answers are: Jay-Peg, Ping, Jiff.

I have no idea what a "TGA" is, but it would be Tee Jee Aye.

>>71105817
Hong Bong Go-Suck a Dong

>>71105838
>be 5'9 turbomanlet
>have a friend a good 1.5-2 inches shorter than me who claims to be 5'10

quite pathetic really

>>71105848
>china

It's a good thing we're invited because our general doesn't have any slashes in it!

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa

EXTREMELY attracted to girls with dark hair and dark eyebrows.
It's all good too because my mum doesnt even look like that so i know im not some freudian weirdo

reckon Scotland will beat France when the men carry the egg later

>>71105817
ching chong ching ming mong ping pong zhou bu ping pong ching ching chong ping pong nip ning nong wuha pao loung pong ching nizhoung puong chong douuuuuuu ching chong MAO

>>71105874
taiwan is the real china

hanging so hard lads. fuck me. feel sick and my head is caning.

us normies eh?

>>71105835
/int/ is a blue 4chan board

fuckin spooky lads mind blown this song was made for us in the 90s

>>71105330
don't take ausnz from us and don't tell us what to do

>>71105901
>getting hangovers
fuck off granddad

>>71105835
Memorised this song in primary school lmao

>>71105876
>and others
guess u can't read too good while getting blacked eh

>>71105867
It's tiga you devoluted kompot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3wp6fC7vbo

>>71105880

you just reminded me, I need to book a table at the pub so I can watch the game in comfort.

>>71105909
you can keep your autistic friends

>>71105878
fact that you're even thinking about being attracted to your mum is very concerning pal

>>71105913
*molests you while you sleep*

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need poo
need wee
got work tomorrow
no gf
5'9
hungry

want to fuck a 35 yo friend of my mothers .

good idea?

just booked my seat on the bus to work in the morning

Lads if I vary in height between 5ft11.5 and 6ft what do I claim??

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>>71105934
thanks

>tfw 5'7.39''

>>71105892
your subnet shall also go on ze list

>>71105924
socialists

>>71105958
181cm

>>71105957
>bus
>seat booking
england is overpopulated

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Flag of the small Russian village of Nikolocheremshanskoe.

>>71105954
yes

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>>71105969

>>71105994
good flag tbf. 7/10

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>>71105731
I want to get the United Nations Declaration of Universal Human Rights tattooed on my upper chest.

>>71105958
>>71105970

>inches in decimals

KYS

next time just do this
>Allowed flags: United Kingdom, Australia

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

Valentines day on tuesday

Would like to formally apologise for my posts in this thread thus far.

>>71105418
When do you plan on telling your parents you're a poof?

>>71106020
Going down to one-sixths of an inch or stupid shit like that is next level autistic lad

>>71106049
and ireland and iceland

>>71105727
hmm so it was intentional?

Is this banter too far?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-picture-cambridge-tory-rich-9790960

>be me 5ft11.5
>People I know literally at least an inch shorter than me claim 6ft
>N-no man you're like at LEAST 6FT1
Howling

>>71106083
intentional you say?

>>71106050
going to be hitting a bench press pr on tuesday instead of getting gf

how come the wizards in harry potter live in hiding?

>>71106105
yes

how is adultwork even legal

If you use imperial to measure anything other than long distances, height, dick size, milk and beer or metric to measure any of those things you should probably just end it all.

>>71106054
don't see why anyone has to tell their parents who they like having sex with desu. you don't tell yours about the traps you wank to do you? never thought it was any of their business really.

>>71106050
I have an unofficial gf
don't know what to do for valentines day because I've never done this sort of thing before

>>71106129
there's nothing illegal about it

Rank the so-called "slavic" nations

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>We held a funeral for our friend taken by a relationship #wemissyouadam

>>71106114
Because bullets go faster than spells.

>>71105901
same lid

>>71106129

soliciting sex online isn't illegal

>>71106129
it's legal
we aren't the Yanknited Sharts of Poomerica
Prostitution is legal, but pimping and brothels aren't legal
adultwork is like a phonebook

6'2'' barefoot but I often wear boots with a heel.
I tower over you little runts as you clear a path for me

Business Idea: Leave the EU, kick out white Europeans and let more of these nice chaps in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0TnvrnGQaA

>>71106154
do something casual then

food & cinema

Isn't there an /eire/ up atm? Why are the fuckers shitting up this thread

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>not to be
>overly dramatic
>I just think it's best
>cos you can't miss what your forget

>>71106188
>being so insecure you wear heels at 6'2
you really have nothing else going for you do you

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>Frank Ancona KKK Imperial Wizard, has been found dead in a Missouri River.

>>71106229
Don't know, I specifically told them they're not welcome and everything

What's the most fear you've ever felt in your life?

>>71106163
bit cringey in all honesty

just saw mark turpin in the local sainsburys

>>71106198
sounds good

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>>71106051
File a formal apology and it will be reviewed to decide whether /brit/ forgives your or not.

>>71106229
I never post in /eire/ it's horrendous

>>71106229
They literally acknowledge that /eire/ is shit because there is such a high concentration of irish people, so they come here to partially ruin our threads

>>71106240
>being THIS proud of your funny and epic and clever thread
go to bed bruce

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>>71106152
Wanking is a sin, and so is sex before marriage you vile Sodomite.

>>71106254
the poet?

>>71106242
i thought i was in a terrorist attack in london, this was a few days after bataclan. I swear to fuck I heard someone (several people) shouting and then loud bangs, like gunfire. I was in a tube station at the time and I was convinced I was going to die. No one else reacted though and I left the station. Nothing was happening. I think stress made me actually hallucinate it.

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>>71106233

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>SINGLE UTAH MOM DRESSES UP AS MAN TO TAKE CHILD TO FATHER-SON EVENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

>71106282
Hm? Me? Proud? No, I think not

>>71106323
>britain first
mongs

>>71106317
very sweet :)

>>71106317
probably why the father left

>>71106317
>brown child
EVERY TYME
she's a qt tho

>>71106330
rasheed

>>71106302
wish i'd seen that, some mental fat NEET having a panic attack over terrorists cos someone dropped a plate

>>71106347
>she's a qt tho
Yeah that goatee really suits her

>>71106330

paki cunt

>>71106186
>brothels aren't legal

maybe in your meme country, brothels are the safest place for the prozzies

>>71106361
im not fat, i'm actually quite fit
but yeah i probably looked like a mong, had so much adrenaline that I couldn't breathe and my whole body went numb

>>71106366
i-it's not a real goatee is it?

what edition of the bible should i buy?

>>71106348
>>71106367
nah

britain first are a bunch of skinhead mongs who are just looking for trouble
if they actually wanted to change the way things work then they would work their way into a political party like the conservatives and then influence decisions from within

going around, being dicks and stirring up trouble with pakis isn't going to accomplish anything

>>71106242
Was riding a quad bike on a mountain path, the engine stalled as I rounded a corner and I almost flew off a cliff

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>>71106162
> former Austria-Hungary
The only civilised ones, and they're only semi-civilised at that.
> former Russian Empire
Savage huns. Descendants of Chingis Khan.
> former Ottoman Empire
Swarthy dagger-dancing orientals.
> Plucky Poland
A bit of all the others.

>>71106368
>wanting the prozzies to feel safe
takes the fun out of the entire experience

>>71106368
>african tier country defending brothels
https://streamable.com/0atap

Selling all my possessions and moving to Cuba

>>71106390
original

gonna do a homicide if autumn doesn't hurry up and get here soon

>>71106390
King James

>>71106390
King Alfred Bible

>>71106188

Being British theres a 90% chance you have shit posture, are balding, has a weak chin and is skinny fat or skelly mode at your height

>>71106407
not clicking that virus

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>housemate heard me throw up because I downed most of a litre of rum
>Send me worried text asking if I need anything
>Have to come up with plausible illness to hide my alcoholism

>>71106418
>still whinging
I TOLD YOU TO STOP GOING ON ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE YOU SWEATY FAT WANKER IT'S JUST A BIT OF WARM WEATHER IT'S NICE

>>71105330
Nice autist, have u inherited it from ur kid?

>>71106396
They took a stroll in a paki neighbourhood, who happens to be in Englang. If that's asking for trouble, Britain First isn't the group you should worry about

>>71106453
It's hot as
Saw a couple Orientals burst into flames at Central the other day. Their thin, paper-like skin can't handle it.

>>71105427
jay peg
pih nug
gihf
tee gee ayy

>>71106490
it's jiff

>>71106447
just say you ate a dodgy takeaway, or at the very least just say it's a stomach bug you utter spanner

no need to overthink it

>>71106447
>just got the shits mate sorry haha keep throwing up too

this is my usual one, people don't want to hear about poo

>>71106447
tell them to fuck off

>>71106453
you didn't tell me shit you gay cunt

>>71106474
>they took a stroll

no they didn't
that video's carefully edited and extremely biased
literally just shit stirrers

>>71106239
> Ancona
That would make him a wop/catholic. How did he join the KKK?

The KKK was originally very anti-Italian and anti-Catholic. In a few years, they'll let in blacks too I suppose.

We must unite the white race under one flag but which flag?

THE BLACK FLAG OF ISLAM!

>>71106162
slovenia or czech republic are probably the best, moldova or ukraine are probably the worst

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It's a 'could easily end it today' episode

>>71106539
get a boat and have a nice row lad, you'll feel better

if your local area does not permit brothels and abortions on request then you need to do something to get out of the stone age

Islam is literally the medicine the west needs to cure its decent into feminised degeneracy

>>71106539
very nice pic

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>>71106534
>We must unite the white race under one flag but which flag
...why?

>>71106539
Its the "wanting to move to rural northern america next to a dark lake forever" time of day

>>71106520
alri rasheed, totally makes up for the jihadists shouting "we're taking over" and "muslims will take this country".
In that mob mongs, there are two groups: those who belong here and those who don't.

literally haven't got ill since I was a kid
must have an alpha AF immune system

why do small countries like the EU but big countries don't like the EU?

Reeeeeeeeeeee my flag for some reason is the US flag l, not even posting on a proxy.

>>71106539
Feels like that episode has been on rerun for quite some time

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one of the oldest pictures in the 'chon folder

from a time when claiming that the Original Poster has homosexual tendencies

>>71106566
>decent
retard

Take up hiking or trail running
The GOAT reclusive autist passtimes 2bqhwyf

>>71106591
regardless of what pakis do, britain first are disgusting pikey mongs lad.

>>71106591
hmm perhaps those comments were caused by the britain first twats being aggravating?
perhaps if they actually took a stroll without being silly then there would have been no conflict

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Might order a curry, lads.

>>71106603
because bigger countries usually have more clout in the international playing field and don't need EU gibmedats

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>>71106631
Old 4chan

>>71106631
>has homosexual tendencies
ehh new fag much?

it's a generic insult that refers to OP's frequent failure to deliver on promises

what music do you like to listen to during sex lads

>>71106647
very ugly gatto

>>71106666
not really a newfag
I turned up in 2015 x

>>71106641
is this british humour?

>>71106666
who is this "OP" and why does everyone hate them?

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>>71106539

iktfb

>>71106650
the problem is big country in the EU still equals small country in the world .

picture UKball fipping off germanyballthen turning around to see an intimidating americanball, russiaball,chinaball, brazilball lurching over him

either going to get the Holy Bible: King James Version (KJV) (Bible Kjv) Leather Bound or the Holy Bible: English Standard Version (ESV) Anglicised Pew Bible (Blue Colour) (Esv Bible)

>>71106736
why would you buy a bible?

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>>71106631
I remember the times when implying implications was the "in" gimmick

>>71106715
a top 10 economy isn't really a "small country" though is it

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>>71106669
> listening to music during sex
> having sex

>>71106650
No country in the EU is a big country though

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/BALT/

>>71106752
we're only a a top 10 economy when amplified through the EU and it's other close mechanisms

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*pollinates you*

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>>71106745
>implying it still isn't

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What shall I do today, lads?

>>71106773
proof?

>>71106752
Yes because there are only 3 big markets in the world, EU, USA and China and you are either a part of one or you have to acquiesces to one and we've just voted to take away out rights to shape the largest market and will have to do as we're told to sell into it, we've just voted to become Canada.

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>>71106715
they're still relatively powerful countries
and the UK has a larger economy than Russia, India, and Brazil

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>>71106736
a) the Bible is bullshit, b) get the KJV because it's actually relevant to the history of the English language.

Don't get any meme New Bibles. Either get the KJV, or don't waste your time reading bullshit fairytales for adults.

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>>71106786
>implying it still is

>>71106825
alri peter

>>71106825
canada has a very high quality of life

>>71106828
because they're tied to no2 on the list

>>71106828
lel lad we're almost bigger then Russia, that's hardly an achievement

>>71106858
the UK doesn't exist primarily along the USA northern border btw

every australian is an expert at knife fighting, kangaroo hunting, glassing lebs, and playing the didgeridoo

want a willy in my bum

>>71106858
And they have to adjust their country entirely around the US economy while most of their economy is just digging shit out of the ground to sell to our we are a services economy.

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>>71106845
Unfortunately you are right.

>>71106809
Read

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>>71106858
We usually don't get the recognition we deserve.

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>>71106828
TFW Pooloos are nearing frog lvls of nominal GDP

>>71106889
stop being so butthurt

its just tiresome at this stage

Alri lads it's england lad here

Update me on the latest gimmicks

Have not been on /brit/ since late January

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>>71105330
Is reddit welcome?

>>71106922
all iranians should be killed

>>71106916
don't like honest facts?

>>71106916
>stop using logical arguments and wanting to country to be wealthier and more influential i like the fag smoking pint man memes!

how efficient is the ol belt-door handle cide method

What are some good pickup lines to use on tall women?

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>>71106949
yes

>>71106963
Lanky slag giz a blowy

>>71106973
are lithuanians all gay like estonians?
why does latvia have a city called Ogre?

>>71106954
ah, so you're just whinging about money

get a grip
brexit is happening whether you like it or not

>>71106955
is like hanging without hanging? so just strangulation? probably even more difficult than hanging

>>71106922
Rasheed

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>are lithuanians all gay like estonians?
no
>why does latvia have a city called Ogre?
don't know that is just some kind of coincidence

>>71107009
I know it is happening and we will be worse of because it and the idiots that voted for it are too stupid realise when it hits them it will be fair own fault.

>>71106955
The Wire tells me yes

>>71107015
might just throw meself off a bridge then oioi

Hey baby, I'm already staring at your mons pubis, so why not just take off the shawl and let the beast in the pen?

Also, I suppose it's half a degree cooler up there.

why are there so many toyota prius minicabs

>>71107037
explain the bird

>>71107041
dont care
you clearly just enjoy being a drama queen

need to go to the gym lads but haven't slept in approx 27 hours haha

absolutely cream crackered but what would zyzz do?

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/balt/ culture and mascot

The Microphones are a good band

>public votes on leaving the EU
>3% of a difference

>parliament votes on article 50
>498 votes to 114

ah yes, """""representative"""" democracy and parliamentary """"sovereignty"""""

>muh sovereignty amounts to begging trump and letting multinationals hold your employment figures hostage

Had a good think

might become a model

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> 2015 was two years ago
Holy shit, time flies.

Might send Tim some pics of himself and Kev while I'm here in Iran

Have Iranian post stamps on it and all

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>>71107067
see this >>71107095

ah yes the politic runts are hear

>>71106955

watched someone do it on webcam a few years ago and he was unconscious in about 5 seconds and purple after a couple of minutes

>>71107067
It's Krinkles or something like that, it's the Baltic Freddo but it's cheese curds or something

>>71107095
>>71107140
bizarre

mind you I suppose it's better than pictures of frogs

Illegal immigrants don't take jobs from citizens and a $15 minimum wage would have no effect on hiring.

Literally don't care if we get poorer after Brexit, fuck off Goldstein

>>71107119
80% of the pop want the sweet sweet sensi to legal but itd never pass in the parliament

>>71107015

nah it's easy
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d23_1376366963

never committing suicide just in case that theory about feeling your final feel lasts for eternity turns out to be true

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>>71107159
thanks

>>71107133
you're aware that that probably amounts to harassment

Negative effects of Brexit: Goldstein will move from London to Paris or Frankfurt.

Oh no!

>>71107169
Money is all that matters since the establishment dont give a flyfuck about protecting ur interests

>>71107174
>want the sweet sweet sensi to legal
what

Why are yanks into cuck porn so badly?

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> the much maligned Brexit
Are you millenialfags really that INCENSED that your country isn't part of a wannabe pseudo-country with the mainlanders anymore?

Best case scenario in the EU, things stay the same, or you because the Texas of the United States of Europe.

Now you're free to choose a different destiny that perhaps involves not sucking German cock for once.

>>71107091

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Doing a cosmic think

2016 was 4 years ago

>>71107209
they should come to dublin imo

>>71107224
Da ganja, da kolly kush, the so called whackybacky, the healing of the nation

>>71107199
You're aware that I don't give a single fuck what some spotty greasy-haired potato eating paddy thinks

absolute CUNT

NEVER reply to me again

Positive effects of Brexit: Goldstein will pay taxes in France.

Oh yes!

t. frog

Down with the EU

For a socialist Europe

>>71107265
uarhg aurghghh WHERE does the time GO

>>71107281
Alri jez

>>71107243
We WILL suck cock you utter mong, we have voted out of the largest market on the planet which is on our doorstep, there is ZERO chance we can get a better deal than we had within the EU now we're outside it.