/brit/BRRRRITTTT/britannicaahahahahaduuudeeee

BRAAAAP

>>71102444

Nice digits

Kek is pleased

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v. hot rn

got some morning wood lads

off fed FDTD FDTD cf gcd gcd gcd DCCC cf CFTC

>>71102478
alri phimosisjumper lad

>>71102472
kys x

>>71102478

get circumcised you fucking nonce, that shit is gross

Skipped church today because I'm tired and now I feel guilty

Steph Curry is a decent looking black bloke but both his parents are black

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>>71102434
> one bitch
Easily enough, very manageable, nice and intimate.
> two bitches
Got a back up pussy to your main pussy. A bit of a juggling act, but not too complicated. As long as the bitches can stay chill, won't be a problem.
> 3 bitches
Keeping bitches happy will be your full-time job. Will be a CHORE to manage that much pussy; gonna need a portfolio and schedule appointments. Never get a break from the bitches. Only desirable if you wanna rear a legion of little niggas.
> four bitches
You better be the Sultan of Brunei, nigga, cause them bitches ain't gonna fuck and take care of themselves.

Having the most banging full breakfast this morning

>>71102478
hello phimosis man

Keri Sable 2bh lads

>Sunset: 4:08PM

Not okay with this

>>71102516

fucking a Gerry on MY /brit/?

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this odious pooskin said it's ok to have multiple wives because some of the prophets did. if it's acceptable for the prophets it's acceptable for him.

so marrying a 9 year old must be acceptable too. fucking paki bastards

>>71102529
Steve* Curry comes across as very beta though kind of like Messi

cat is a bloody runt lads
instead of taking cover when its raining he just runs around and cries like he is being butchered while getting completely soaked

>>71102536
sounds peng wish the germans could figure that out

>>71102536
pics pls lad

dunno how people can eat a full breakfast i can barely stomach a granola bar in the morning

>>71102536
pics

>>71102573
skelly/woofter

>>71102563
intercourse machinery

>>71102555
in your summer does the sun stay up til like 9:30pm? That weirded me the fuck out the first time I was in europe in summer

can someone post the braap copypasta pleaes

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dormer 2bh lads

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>>71102593
Sex machines are on the way.

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>>71102478
you're telling me ;)

>>71102563
upload pneumatic sexual devices

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>>71102561
He's a devout Christian though he writes Bible verses on all his game shoes

He's got a hot black wife too they met at Bible camp and have only been with each other as in neither has had any other sexual partners

>>71102563
howling
fucking cats are retarded I swear
but they qt :3

>>71102607
In the middle of July, the sun doesn't even go down.

There are four days in July where it doesn't get dark at all.

>>71102630
Sex robots that resemble your prefered female body when?

>>71102563
cat pics

>>71102637
it's cute that he really believes that x

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>>71102637
>that
>black

>>71102607
yeah, sets around 8-9PM, sun comes up at around 3:45AM

>>71102667

that is literally rape so never friendo

>>71102636
I don't think any of them are pneumatic they all appear to be electrically driven

*snashes that mf update button*

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>>71102689
> thinking mulattoes are black

north india has such a shortage of women that people are turning to wife-sharing

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the bf

>>71102664
>>71102695
wew. the latest it sets in the summer here is around 7

>>71102636
>>71102630
>>71102593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwn912HWem8

>>71102698
move to another general nerd

>>71102664
where are you at? sounds pretty north desu

>>71102698
we need him to post several then to make sure

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>>71102637
>hot black [girl]

>>71102708
>reading comprehension

>>71102743
Good call

watchin american car reviews

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>Ayesha Curry
>Her mother is of African/Chinese Jamaican descent while her father is of Polish/African American descent.

Lads what if the fornication objects used a stellar engine??????

>A Presidential Golf Outing, With a Twist; Trump Owns the Place.

actual New York Times headline

do enjoy the occasional belvita biscuit lads x

Buiness idea: (you) lottery

With each post we make, we add

>>71102999

And one LUCKY lad gets enough (you)s to last a lifetime!

>>71102528
if it makes you feel any better, god doesn't exist

>>71102696
But they don't have feelings.

>>71102797
beautiful multiracial woman x

business idea: create electromagnetic propulsion device and develop patent then use it solely in fuck machines

>>71102840
t. fat 30yr old woman who 'eats healthy'

Burnely 0-3 Chelsea
Swansea 2-2 Leicester

Has there ever been a /brit/ thread with no JFs in it?

Having a coffee, listening to pink floyd and looking out at the normies walking their dogs outside
Is there a comfier Sunday?

been up for 24 hours now lads

tiredness starting to set in but normally I get a second wind around now and should last to 6pm before I hit the hay x

>>71102892
no

>>71102918
sounds good

my sunday

>gym
>read
>eat
>watch film with the so called gf
>fugg
>sleep

>>71102892
not that i recall

>>71102922
how do you do it? I always end up falling asleep by 10-11AM

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wish I liked football so I could talk about getting it in son and that guy can control his ball

I wish I could watch CHE VS ARS on a sunday down at the packed local after booking my table

no one likes what I like

>>71102918
yeah, by not listening to shit dadrock for pseudo intellectual wankers to feel good about their superior music taste

All the lefties praising Kim for launching a missle in the nowhere near vicinity of literally Hitler.

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Deleted OKcupid. Received zero unsoliticed messages in 5 months and hardly any replies to messages, my profile was visited about once a week.

>>71102971
Tell us what you like la' x

>>71102883
those are the only games today?
absolutely shan't

>>71102990
just gotta be yourself

Eat shit and die, JFs.

>>71102975
this, but if he likes it and doesn't go on about it then its fine

the same applies to rap

>>71102959
amphetamines

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>>71102990
literally me too

>>71102990
Why the FUCK would a girl be sending you unsolicited messages?

Do you know anything about online dating?

>>71102944
gf (male)?
>>71102975
It's comfy music though

something about seeing a girls anus spread wide for you that really gets me rock hard

just use Tinder

OKCupid is for sad cases

>been in the new flat for six months and I'm STILL getting the previous tenant's post, some of it looks like pay slips

can you put post in the bin lads? getting sick of writing return to sender on these letters and posting them again

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>>71102996
car racan

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>>71103028

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>>71102971
wish I liked cricket or league so i'd be normal

just use OKC

Tinder is for sad cases

>>71102990
hahaha ahh yes, getting unsolicited messages as a guy.

you've got to be a legit 8.5

>>71103028
I hope you mean spread bum

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>>71103041
I like that too x

>>71103049
Now why couldn't more vaggies look like that one

So many ugly ones

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>>71103018

>film and media

am actually partial to an outie vagina

>>71103065
x

Made my coffee too weak
Sunday ruined

>>71103098
grotty

>>71103115
fuck off you bent cunt

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>>71103018
Film amd Media why even bother?

>>71103128
nah it's nicer

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>fuck off you bent cunt

when i first started having sex i used to have serious floppy dick problems. now im finally able to keep it hard for a good long fuck

honestly thought i was ruined forever but all it takes is practice lads

*walks up to you*

I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough.

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>>71103041
/our year/

>mumsie gone to mass
>time to eat sweeties for brekkie wekkie ^^

>>71103179
*walks around you*
You got a real fuckable ass mister

>>71103164
>yah mate, ya lookin' at my bird?
>how no? tryin' ta say she's ugly or summit?

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>doing a cheeky mail browse in bed
>looking at an article about people starving in Syria
>advert for chocolate mousse comes up

wew lads

>>71103203
you couldn't make it up

>>71103187
are they lmp1?

the lmp2 Irish team are always shite

Who do you want to win la

>>71103195
she should probably stop going to mass, she's got enough already hahaha

There's a girl on my housing estate that gets her dad to help her with her paper round
Cheeky cunt, my dad wouldn't even help me when it was sunny and warm, let alone in this shitty cold weather
Kids these days s m h

what should I have for brekkie lads?

>>71103236
lmp2, they got fucking barrichello haha
hope toyota actually makes it this year

>tfw don't really want to have children but I'm an only child so if I don't my mum will never get to have grandchildren

>>71103263
qt trap dick x

mad bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFwrGa6IswY

>>71103276

that's a terrible reason to have kids

>>71103287
Fucking hell that looks fun
Would try it but I'd die

>>71103285
wrong 'un

>>71102559
gil on the left is intrigued by this proposal

>>71103287
looks easy desu. don't even need to pedal

>>71103326
>Would try it but I'd die
hopefully

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frankfurt is growing lads

>>71103355
>>71103326
*puts stick in your spokes*

haha

>>71103287
Did something like this once on a small hill near my home when I was about 9, tried to pull the break and the tyre just spun out and I lost three teeth haha

*does a leeds*

>>71103386
*kicks you in the mouth*

>>71103409
*kisses you on the mouth*

>>71103358
FOK
>>71103366
Shouldn't you be in bed?

>>71103199
>ass

f-fuck o-off, y-yank

>>71103434
*sucks your dikc*

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kys

watchin youtube drama lads

>>71103529
who's this guy

blogging on a british tea party website lads

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I haven't had a nut in a black girl in a WHOLE five weeks.

Gonna have to call up and arrange an appointment with my little Cameroonian mistress.

jaw clicks when I eat food

watching redmen tv

>>71103616
*stomps on your throat*

that help?

>>71103616
ah yes the virgin jaw

>>71103611
Does she do it for free?

>>71103586
second richest guy in china

>>71103251
my dad killed himself when i was 5

>>71103667
rare

>>71103690
haha

>>71103690
shouldn't have been such a shit son then

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Post your favourite radical centrists

>>71103690
haha

howling
http://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2017/01/09/chuck-johnson-troll-trump-transition-team/

Jordan reply to me on Facebook haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNhF28fzN9I

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been listening to this a lot recently

might be one of my favourite albums now

>>71103611
looks alot like my gf

except I don't have a gf

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Hello everyone!
This is running on empty...

FOOD REVIEW!

>>71103887
Hmm yes, of course this gave me an erection, very impressive

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this book really hammered home how hopeless my situation is

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>>71103946
stop being addicted

>>71103946
>Hendrickx

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*holds my tape measure up to you*

>>71103749
COCONUT ENEMA

KETTLE BELL SWINGING

Handled the old breakup in quite a mature and confident way desu, and told the ex-gf politely but firmly that I did not want to stay friends with her and would appreciate it if she didn't contact me again. Still think about her all the time and haven't moved on AT ALL despite years having passed though haha

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Shall be reading LOTR and listen to Summoning.

>>71103980
its belgian

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CUNSERVATISM

IS THE KNEW COUNTER COOLTURE.

>>71104018
super-callous-fragile-racist-sexist-nazi-rorke

Spectator still hasn't arrived

and he was singing

RUUULLLE BRITTANIA

TWO TANNERS MAKE A BOB

As found in previous years, the most common method of suicide in 2015 amongst males and females in the UK was hanging (see Figure 8). For both males and females, the proportion of deaths from hanging has increased slightly since 2014 to 58% and 43% respectively. In contrast, the second most common method of suicide was poisoning, which has fallen slightly to 18% for males and 35% for females.

>>71104028
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxjO7Vsow9g

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Girl at work told me she fancies me on Friday night (she was half drunk), but she's engaged and her fiance is a really nice guy. Not sure what to do cos she'd be perfect for me, we have similar interests and she's very attractive :(

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arrogant rorkes

Haven't a fucking notion of what to do for Valentine's day

The gf is gonna be disappointed

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Why aren't Australians as clever as us?

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>>71104099
>be woman
>take just over the recommended dose of paracetamol so you can tell your friends you've attempted suicide
>your fragile body shuts down and you actually die
lol

>>71104118
that's a hate crime, that

can't assault indigenous peoples in their native land

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So bored I'm watching Italian football

>>71104118
pretty fair desu

>at the history society social the other night at the SU
>talking about medieval armour and weaponry
>say something about a chink in the armour as a vulnerability
>some chinese guy assaults me

>>71104202
t. zhang len mccallister

>>71104159
convict stock

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>pretty fair desu

Left the house an hour ago when the thread was at 20 replies, got back and you cunts haven't even hit 200 yet. What the FRICK is going on

*stomps on your balls*

day's over, nothing to do, all out of poo to plop in loo

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Favourite podcaster lad? Joe rogan is my favourite

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damn being a woman is so hard these days

>>71104217
if you go around calling people racist shit in a bar, you're basically begging to be punched in the face

>>71104159
>us

what IQ you got

>>71104278
if you go around being a chink in an anglo country, you're basically begging to be called one

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>Favourite podcaster lad? Joe rogan is my favourite

>>71104278
Chinks out

>>71104251
*bites and pinches your phimosis willy*

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>if you go around calling people racist shit in a bar, you're basically begging to be punched in the face

i really like those tasty videos on facebook, quite cute imo

>>71103946
what does it say?

20 mins til the huns get pumped bois x

>>71104359
"nothing is your fault, it's your genetics"

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>>71104330

>>71104306
>the fit guy is the shortest there
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>71104306
Listen here you vile little bogan slug, if you EVER enter /brit/ again and talk shit about me or rogan, I'll obliterate your bollocks with a 30kg kettle bell...

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My OOTD, do you rate it?
What's your OOTD?

>>71104401
well that's a relief

>>71104472
whats an ootd?

flatmate is a deano no other way around it

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>>71104111
I'm 230lb, and women only ever look at me in disgust or pity.

I'm obese, ugly (bad bone structure AND bad skin), I have dark discolouration around my eyes, my hair is ratty, man tits. Oh yes, and despite looking like a fat low test beta insomniac, I have no personality AT ALL. Not even a little. I have the opposite of charisma. I'm a walking mess.

Only girl who would be into me is a chubby chaser that wants to nurse a broken creature.

I even look a bit like Pepe IRL.

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>>71104472

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any valentine's day plans then, lads?

Welfare was a MISTAKE. It cripples communities

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stop watching porn

>>71104118
You don't mess with them. Even the scrawny ones know at least two martial arts, if not more.

>>71104536

yeah drink in bed and masturbate

>>71104540
but what really cripples the communities are the cripples

>>71104550
this

This chinese girl at my primary school always beat the shit out of me for taking the piss

though I had the last laugh as I shagged her during sixth from

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>>71104516
what is he thinking, anons?

Having a beer on a Sunday at 11pm when I have work tomorrow

Worried I'm walking the line of sanity mates

>>71104111
If you're a normoid and have other options leave it alone mate. If you're not, and don't have many other options then fuck it, go for it

Everyone says how Britain is a dull grey depressing country but Germany is even worse imo

>>71104536
Dinner and drinks with the gf, then passionate love making, then post on the chon

>>71104536
Literally nobody except wanks care about valentine's day

Nobody in the office is celebrating it

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Got Scottish £20 lads

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>>71104536
stop reminding me please lad thanks in advance
(since you asked - drink alone, wank, turn up music very loud to drown out the sounds of normies, cut myself)

>>71104111
leave it pal. She was saying something dumb when drunk, it'd all backfire if you tried to take it anywhere.

>>71104493
one of these days you microscopic intellectual cretin

>>71104636
>cut myself
Runt

Peter Hitchens

>>71104632
You an NI lad?

oh no not valentines day
good thing I'm not a christian so I don't celebrate that then eh?

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>>71104661

>>71104632
20s are suppose to be red, 5s are purple
the state of british currency

>>71104669
aye

>>71104663
The only Rorke worth listening to to some degree.

>>71104589
Failed normie feels are infinitely worse than abnormie feels

>>71104636
>cut myself
dont do this lad. Imagine how much you'll regret it in future when you have fuckoff scars on your body cos you were feeling bad on valentines. Cutting yourself is long term fucking yourself over because of a short term problem

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy Jude

Don't make it bad

Take a saaaad song

And make it better

>>71104657
I don't usually get called intellectual but thanks!

>>71104711
don't normans say the same about suicide?

>>71104707
AHAHAHAH no get out vile cretin

toxic masculinity out

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>Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy Jude

>Don't make it bad

>Take a saaaad song

>And make it better

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Anyone have a set of Armour?

>>71104760
Armor

*manspreads*

Ngl lads I'm depressed etc and don't at all understand why someone would cut themselves. Absolute runt tier attention seeking behaviour, makes me think you must be about 16

>>71104493
Outfit of the Day

>>71104777
still not entirely sure what this means

>>71104776
Amore

>>71104776
FOY

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>>71104632
Why are we (Scotland and Northern Ireland) issuing our own banknotes?
We can't exchange them abroad, nor even use them in England or Wales. What's the point?
I wouldn't mind having only Bank of England notes in circulation. Just rename it to something like 'UK Bank'.

Pic related. Same shit, different design.

>>71104794
*mansplains manspreading to you*

>>71104632
b o t a n i c
t
7

>>71104794
have no idea what the frick manflu is or why these terms to belittle men are in vogue

>>71104859
BT4 east m8

>>71104860
because """men""" throw hissy fits over using normal-sized tissues

Reckon Chelsea will bottle it desu

>>71104593
I had half a pint of whisky, neat, at work on Tuesday.

I work the graveyard shift and I don't give a shit about my job and I'm borderline suicidal. I'm also: >>71104502

I would like to make it to 50, but at this rate I'm not sure if I can make it anywhere past this monumental depression and anxiety.

How the fuck do people function?

I'm not an alckie or a drug user. I usually spend the better part of a month sober. The depression never ends. I've been this way since I was a teenager. It never, evergets better.

I have no confidence.

I don't know what it is. Do I just need to get my teeth knocked or become homeless before it stop hurting to live?

I'm gonna have to go somewhere dire and painful before I learn to live life without worry.

The only time I'm not worried, about work, about social interaction, about how cold it is outside, is when I'm on the web, or lying in bed listening to the radio.

I would say alcohol dulls the pain, but it doesn't. It's very little consolation, and it may contributes to feeling like shit.

>>71104833
No idea m8 it's fucking annoying though when I'm going to England

>>71104860
because men have paper thin egos which are fun to break, sweetie xx

why do humans have to feel love when every other animal just shags and is done with it

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>brits call soccer "football"

>>71104912
no we don't
hope you get raped and murdered bitch whore slut

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>>71104935
>fats call football 'soccer'

>>71104908
for someone with self esteem issues you sure talk about yourself a lot

>>71104686
What is a "rorke".

I catch that it's similar to a "runt" and perpendicular to a "normie", but what is its full meaning?

>>71104860
Manflu is used to describe the apparent state of near-death that a common cold causes for a man, whilst women go about their day as normal. It's like that meme where women say that have a higher pain threshold

Bit mental to think just how quickly the European Union came about and has progressed, the euro especially
Reckon if they tried doing the same thing today it'd be shot down

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/i-need-to-sit-that-way-because-of-my-balls-and-6-other-misguided-defences-of-manspreading-on-public-9976792.html

utterly baffling
is this satire or genuine complaining? is this poe's law in action?

>>71105005
Literally every foundation of modern western civilisation is being undermined

*is australian*

>>71105027
spreading your legs really wide on the bus is a foundation of modern western civilisation?

>>71104908
Crossword clue:
To have viewed no part of a piece of text (3,1,4)

>>71105005
it's as annoying as someone putting a bag on a seat, I just want some space to sit comfortably

>>71105038
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiQidnfRWk8

>>71105044
Yes, that's why romans wore skirts.

>>71104908
You're lucky in a sense because you have something to fix. You're a fat shit, so work on fixing that first. Preferably start lifting.

Hmmm

>>71105044
you must have hilariously small balls and a tiny weiner too

>Trump going to hold a stadium rally in the UK

how many people you think will show up?

>manspreading

this isn't a problem if you have actual proper seats and not cheap benches on public transport

>>71105044
Attacking every aspect of male behaviour is detrimental to society

>>71105005
i'm a bloke and 2bh this pisses me off. I'm sure some people do it because they are insecure and closing your legs is admitting that you are no longer the alpha male in that carriage. Shame i have manlet legs and can't push my knees back against a manspreader

Hmmmm

>>71105045
good gimmick

I like sitting with my legs crossed tbqh its comfy

>>71105099
starting the day with some (turkey) sausages and (turkey) bacon
who here /keto/?

>>71105110
You sit with your knees together like a 18th century lady? Fucking bender

>>71105110
do you like pushing your knees against other men's knees?

>>71105106
no it isn't

plenty of so-called """male""" behaviour is detrimental to society and needs to stop

it's always lesser men who defend these behaviours as well

non-manlets are less insecure

bring da motherfuckin ruckus

is le pen actually winning the election like lmao?

the EU is unironically finished

>>71105141
no lad, i just have normal sized testicles

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>this german clintonite is back

i roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits

>>71104875
Fucking hell a /brit/ poster lives right beside me

>>71105156
>plenty of
name them, I have a feeling it will be funny

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how many layers of irony is this german on

>>71105081
>You're lucky in a sense because you have something to fix

Should go in the hot air balloon business with that ego mate

>>71105205
>bt4 as well?
I can see the cranes through my window right now.

wu tang killa bees we on a swarm

got a really large willy and sack so I can't not manspread

>>71105214
he isn't, he's the one who spergs out about trump very often

>>71105214
not enough if she has time to come here and complain

decided zen buddhism is the religion for me, after a lot of study and contemplation on various faiths
rate my choice lads

>>71105167
possibly

>>71105167
Very little chance due to two part system and even less chance of frexit win. IF Marine wins, it would be because there was a lot of abstention from people who didn't want to pick between what they consider bad choices. But the shock of her win would motivate everyone to vote for the referendum she'll propose and that would have her resign in case of remain victory, since the big points of her program are only possible outside EU regulations

lads
>>71105330
>>71105330

>>71105247
Yeah, didn't think there were many NI lads let alone east Belfast desu

>>71104994
anyone who isn't a rasheed

>>71105296
unironically a good choice but you will get hatted for it
meditation is extremely beneficial for you

>>71105314
but isn't frexit 90% of the reason to vote for her? i don't see how she could win the election and then lose the referendum

>>71105392
Abstention. If she wins, the cucks will mobilise en masse, making things harder than they already are.

>>71105443
sounds like false hope

i've seen a lot of that from the left lately

>>71105482
what do you mean?

>>71104516
mate of mine fingered her outside the guinness storehouse