chess thread

what's the white side's endgame?

>>71098454
le bbc cuck xd lol

Give me a wacky opening

>>71099050
bird opening?

There should be a chess general on /tg/ or something

It always surprises me that I can't find anything

>>71098438
8 |rd|nd|bd|qd|kd|bd|nd|rd|=
7 |pd|pd|pd| | |pd|pd|pd|=
6 | | | | |pd| | | |=
5 | | | |pd| | | | |=
4 | | |pl|pl| | | | |=
3 | | | | | | | | |=
2 |pl|pl| | | | |pl|pl|=
1 |rl|nl|bl|ql|kl|bl|nl|rl|=
a b c d e f g h

>>71099050
Benoni

>>71099497
more like the Cuckini.

>chess is banned in Saudi Arabia
Kek

>>71099529
why do u always post in my threads

shoo shoo

>>71099050
e4, e5, Ke2.
The "Bongcloud".

>>71099561
if u want to lose lmao

>>71099570
it's not the worst if your current repertoire is a little too drawish. you can throw it out in bullet games and win like 1/10 times against 12 year olds

LOL

faggot got raped
https://en.lichess.org/4IEa3LswuTHD

dumb ass nigger hahahhaa

>>71099606
>Re5
what did he mean by this?

>>71098438
My dad was literally the chess team captain at MIT and taught me, wtf is this thread. I'm drunk and ready to embarrass some fuckkin euros

>>71099654
it was a good move

>>71099669
square up senpai

>>71099713
where wtf

>>71099733
lichess make an account and play

>>71099751
you MUST play the closed benoni vs that guy or else you are a fucking leaf

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>>71099772
ive never played that gay opening in my life

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>>71099820
>i only play the sicilian and sicilian variants

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>>71099857
JUST

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>>71099874
>that # of games
>that win %

>>71099946
delete

>>71099957
i'm only kidding with you
i've never played a game of chess in my life, but i watch tons of ben finegold videos

>>71099751
Ight, sorry for slow response I was playing mass effect multiplayer, can't let the team down. Making an account now.

>>71099983
>(((ben finegold)))

Alright, account is made. How do I play you guys?

>>71100080
press play with a friend and then post link here

Brainlet here

Where do I start gitting gud

>>71100110
Ight, I joined the 4chan team btw. Maybe we should all do that?

>>71100114
here's a step by step guide
1. make sure you don't have a fragile ego. you will lose over and over and over and over and over...
2. read beginner books, watch beginner chess videos
3. play a lot

dude chess lmao

>>71100110
https://lichess.org/E8FvAH9G

>>71100135
pretty sure it's inactive as fuck

/fit/ and /pol/ have semi-regular chess threads though that seem to do well. Only like 1 person is above 2k in the /fit/ team tho lol

>>71100182
Alright well muh shit is here. I guess I'm waiting for a prompt?

>>71100114
Feel free to paste that link dutchbro

>>71100188
this autistic Norwegian poster on /sp/ would probably give you some competition

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>>71100240
im terrible im just saying almost all of us are too

btw kek at this "team"

>>71099497
Don't talk shit about the Benoni defense. It's a really good opening.

https://lichess.org/KUbalY8F

I'm really bad and kinda hung over

>>71100240
that fucking faggot is annoying

CHESS IS NOT A SPORT

This guy im playing with wont talk to me reeeee

>>71100383
>chess is not a sport

t. rather watch black men throw around an oval shaped "ball"

>>71100383
he's a dragon player, too
total fucking sperg

>>71100332
G-guys?

>>71100420
I'll play you soon sorry I' in a game atm senpai

https://en.lichess.org/E8FvAH9G

Maybe you can watch i don't really know

This fucking autist I'm playing with, I like talking in a game.

>>71100420
Idk if you're spectating but it should be over soon.

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>>71100114
>he didn't hone his skills by playing against the Windows Vista chess AI for several hours a week

Ahh yes, another incompetent nincompoop who will never know the joys of emerging victorious in a round of the beautiful game...

>>71100832
kek

Isnt it time to change the topic to this thread about race ?

>>71100420
>https://lichess.org/KUbalY8F


Hey dutchbro you there?

https://lichess.org/V9wTM0La

Here I can coach for fun

https://lichess.org/teyAmKfR

kys nerds :^)

>TFW trying to play half minute bullet games but brain too slow to do gud

I'm back. Dutchbro was cool.

Any Asian or Euro want to challenge the undefeated grandfaggot of /int/???

https://lichess.org/sL0kBb5l

>>71102022
lets play

Hmm yes.

>>71102022
Watch us if you can lads.

https://en.lichess.org/sL0kBb5l

>>71102383
You wanna play me after I'm done with the Canadian?

Propose a takeback Canuckbro

lol white

>>71102383
Care you a game? Anybody?

https://lichess.org/kHYwVNtn

>>71103362
Play meeee

I'm drunk and lonely ;..;

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Can any European or Asian challenge me to a game of Chess?

I suck tho

https://en.lichess.org/kHYwVNtn

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Any Russians here? I want to reenact Reykjavík 1972