Truth.

>>71098328
Don't know if it's true but you haven't seen a colombian costeño drinking dec 31, january 1, 2 without rest.

>korean
>5

>>71098467
you'd be surpised how much soju they can swill

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>Canadian
>2

Are you fucking kidding me

>>71098516
Maybe, but passed out drunken korean tourist being find out all over Cusco every sunday morning tells me otherwise

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>>71098328
>British
>Germans
>Tolerance alcohol

>>71098544
how do they fare compared to the quechua?

>>71098517
maritimes > the rest of canada

>>71098328
Anyone else ever been so drunk they pissed their pants?

>>71098582
Koreans cannot handle alcohol at all.
t. quechua

>>71098591
i shit in a clothes hamper once.

>>71098601
you sure it isnt the low air pressure?

>>71098604
Top kek. Never had the poops while drinking, thank god. Once tried to piss on a keg in a living room in the middle of a party though. And in a sink.

>>71098467
Koreans drink pretty heavy.
There's a Korean I work with in Sydney who downs a bottle and a half of red wine every single night and still functions perfectly.

>>71098622
>>71098632
Maybe the lack of oxygen affects them.
I had no idea that the world saw Koreans as the exact opposite as we see them.

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>>71098591
Never pissed myself.
Pissed in very public locations? Yes.
Puked in various locations? Yes.
Done stupid, embarrassing shit? Yes.
Fucked a Filipino trans-girl after meeting "her" in a hidden underground gay bar in the middle of an abandoned apartment development in Kyrgyzstan? Yes.

But I've never pissed myself while drunk.

>>71098328
>Japan
>about 0.5 to 1
Yes, thats rght.

>>71098591

Nope. Puking is the worst I've got

>be drinking like a sailor
>lay down to sleep it off
>suddenly the merry-go-round starts to spin around all 3 axises
>sprint to toilet to evacuate my belly
>make it there just in time
>return to bedroom, thinking I'm the big winner
>the whole bedroom is covered in puke
>idontrecallthishappening.jpg

>>71098672
What kind of jobs are in demand in Lima? I'd really like to look into it.

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>>71098672
you guys got some tuff lungs. I'll give you that.

>>71098681
>Fucked a Filipino trans-girl after meeting "her" in a hidden underground gay bar in the middle of an abandoned apartment development in Kyrgyzstan? Yes.
Got me beat just because of the sheer unlikeliness of that story. Worst I've done is break into some old lady's house looking for a place to sleep after a night at the bar. Cost me a few grand and a year of probation.

>>71098681
ever pee on a police car?

and then have an officer step out of it and arrest you?

and too fucking drunk to realize it was cop?

the best part is when i barfed on his shoes.

spent 100 hours washing police cars. good times.

>>71098711
I'm from Cusco so I don't know.

>UK
They're like 1

They get fucking wasted on our pisswater.
Give them a double Beerenburg and you have them on the ground.

Been drinking with some Brittish co-workers, I barely drink and they drink at least two pints a day.
I was having less trouble than them.

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>>71098738
It's definitely one of the more ridiculously obscure things exploits I've gotten into. Absolutely no regrets.

>>71098745
Lel...ok, in Cusco? A friend of mine from Seattle worked there in Cusco for 2 years teaching English. He said check it out for a good work environment.

>>71098746
i had some wicked grolsh stout that had me tearing up in Bonaire.

god its tasted aweful.

>mexico
>1
>canada
>2
da fuck, how come we're lower than those cuckolds?

>Koreans higher than us

>>71098783
What happens in Kyrgyzstan stays in Kyrgyzstan

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>>71098786
Well, working is our natural state. And Cusco is a nice and relaxed city to live.
I'm glad he enjoyed our city

>71098746
must not be brits then desu

Most I've drunk was like six shots of vodka and some sangria and all that happened to me was I started singing like a retard.

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>>71098800
This?

But I meant our Heineken/Hertog Jan pisswater.

>>71098820
Very nice!

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>>71098811
Yes indeed

>>71098841
They were from NI, Scotland, Wales, and England, sounds like they're Brits to me.

Also every day you can find puking Brits in Amsterdam because they can't handle booze at all.

>>71098861
>Heineken/Hertog Jan pisswater.


oh yea

thats why i avoid that shit.

the only words i can remember is
>let op drumples

>>71098905
>thats why i avoid that shit.
Here it's hard to avoid, although Hertog Jan isn't that bad. Better beers are double or more the price and after a few you can't taste the difference anyway, so way bother?

>let op drumples
Drempels.
Good one to know, other ones are "FIETSER!" and "PAALTJE!" Because those will fuck up your night.

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>>71098931
lol.

i almost wrecked the rental car.

some toyota yaris careened over drempels, drove it thru Slaagbai Park grinding the chassis and then it got attack by herds of donkeys. lol

best vacation ever

>>71098328
Fact unclear, ingested excessive cholesterol.

>>71098703
I once filled a tent with vomit mainly consisting of strawberries and crawfish. That smell...

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>>71099048
interesting theory, doctor

>>71098883
Is that the trans girl?

>>71099074
nice.

i remember a card game where i started to puke, and then someone tried to hand me an ashtray to puke in, and i just filled it up while the person held it.

>>71098591
I've been drunk enough to
>pass out
>tell my deepest secrets to a girl
>piss against a house
>puke my guts out

But never did I piss my pants.

>>71098328
>Uk
>not 0

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>>71099101
yeah

>>71099195
Was she cute?

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>>71099282
Very. I didn't know she (inb4 meme arrows) was trans until 30 or so minutes of conversation. Looked and sounded entirely feminine, except for the penis. Ha.

That's undoubtedly how she was able to exist in Kyrgyzstan, where tolerance for trans people is very slim.

>>71098893
More like drugs mate

>>71099369
That will be quite a story to tell to your grand kids when you are old and senile.

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>>71099443
Oh yeah. Can't wait until I can tell them about how their grandpa had "I Can't Believe It's Not Gay Sex!" with a Filipino trans-girl shortly after meeting her in a secret Kyrgyz gay speakeasy.

Oh well. Like I said - I have no regrets. I had a great time.

>>71099519
How did you end up in a gay bar in Kygyzia anyways?

>>71099549
I had been living in Kyrgyzstan for a while, and had made friends with a number of Western expats who were also living and working in the country. Two of them, an American ex-marine, and a German English teacher, were who I'd hit the town with during most weekends.

Anyway - at one point, this ex-marine guy claimed that he knew of a """lesbian bar""" that he had been spending time at. According to him, he had met the owner at another bar several weeks prior, and the two had become good friends.

One night, after we had all gotten significantly blitzed, the marine told us about this """lesbian bar""" and offered to take us there. We obliged, since it was almost 4am, and most bars were closing.

Well, we walked all the way to the middle of that abandoned apartment complex, where the guy led us to a non-descript looking basement door in the middle of an abandoned-looking apartment development. The interior looked cheap as hell, and me and the German immediately noticed that the vast majority of people were dudes.

Anyway, to cut the story short, the marine disappeared into the dance floor for the night, and the German eventually left alone after I started talking with the Filipino girl. And that's how this whole thing came to pass.

>>71099736
And so you buggered the flip tranny. Can't say I would recommend people spending their free time doing something exactly like that, but doing weird unusual shit usually does give you some perspective on things and shit like that. Did you ever hook up again after that and how did you feel after?

>>71099856
No, I can't really recommend that sort of thing to most people. Especially since anything deemed "homosexual" isn't generally viewed too kindly in that part of the world.

Yeah, we actually ended up meeting several times afterward. It was a lot of fun, honestly. For that reason, I didn't feel badly about it then, and still don't now. How gay is that? I don't really care.

>>71100026
>Especially since anything deemed "homosexual"
Anon, it's not just deemed homosexual; fucking a guy is homosexual.
You fucked a man.

>>71100026
Dude, it's gay as fuck.
But who the fuck cares, you both had a good time.

Why shame yourself for having fun without hurting somebody else?

>>71100049
Identity politics aside - yeah, I know.
Doesn't bother me, though. It was an interesting experience.

>>71100137
Yeah, it was definitely one of the gayer thing I've done. I don't shame myself, though. Why bother? We both had fun.

>>71100026
I honestly don't think it's gay if they look, act and sound female. You weren't seeing her just because she had a penis, right? It's just that what sort of an relationship can you expect from that in a long run?

As for just short fling and having fun together between adults, I don't see any sort of problem as long as both agree to what sort of a relationship it is. Would be messy if other side gets too attached while other side just wants to have good time.