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Bully Slowaks or else...!

>>71097418
rude

>>71097418
approving this

i am awake

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Dobré ráno :^)

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>>71096930
Gondola?

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>>71098978
et tu pepik?

>>71099675
>that carpet
I think we still have same one, very popular socialist fashion style

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>>71099687
How is everyone?

>>71099687
>>71100179
Hey Liechtenstein
I am quite well, got woken up by loud parents earlier but at least it will be a longer day. How are you doing?

>>71099740
Yeah, it's quite old. Well, at least it's not on the wall :^)

>>71100230
Im fine. Preparing my trip to germany.

>>71100369
Which city will you go to?

>>71100422
Paderborn

Visiting a friend there. Will stay there for five days.

>>71100450
I'm jelly :^)

>>71100550
Im sorry to hear that :(

If i can help you feel better... pls tell me

let's play chess lads

https://lichess.org/dXwIw8XC

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>>71100670
ask in apple thread

>>71100230
yeah I dont get that carpet-on-wall thing to this day

can some wandering hun translate the thing they say in this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRMUYpH7bQk

>>71101700
just basic instructions for the soldiers m8
doesnt really add anything to the video if you understand it

>>71101700
>balra át!
left face!
>díszsortűz!
I don't know what the correct military jargon is, but decorative volley is the direct translation
>tűt!
fire


>... vigyázállás
(smth smth) attention! 30 (smth)
>gyerünk gyerünk gyerkek gyerünk gyerünk
come on boys come on

>>71099675
Have you ever thought about vacuuming that rug?

It looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the 1980's. In fact it might be straight out from that decade wtf.

>>71101986
thanks

>>71101642
honestly, I don't mind it. It just seems like a cheap alternative to wallpaper and an easy way to make shitty gommieblock apartments look a bit better.

>>71099687
R A R E
A
R
E

How are you, little brother?

>>71102096
Yeah it's not my room, my sisters and mom just don't take care about themselves. This much trash can get there in a week.

>>71104022
Lithuania seems like a depressing place.

Take a pic of your street, I'm curious.

I noticed i keep fapping to worse and worse shit, just to get the feeling of excitement from jerking off to something unusual. I just finished off to furry animated shemale cuckold porn

>>71105122
thats not good anon

>>71104821
What gives you that impression?

>>71104821
its as depressing as hungary

>>71096930
kuvasz :3

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>>71104821
>>71105217
It is depressing, most probably even more
There you go anyway

>>71105122
time to stop

>>71105398
kek
switch the LT for H on the license plate and it's like a hungarian pic

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>>71105398
doesn't even look that bad, it's just a cloudy day.

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>>71105398
Wow, it looks like a nuclear wasteland. It kinda feels like home :3

Do you have a gas-mask? You ought to have a gas-mask.

>>71105398
That no snow cold weather brings the depression up like 300%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqnoSctY2o
>Koho tam máte jako kandidáta?
>No, mně. Nasadili jsme nejsilnějšího borce.
...

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>>71107301

>>71105398
reminds me of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>when Slavs say we're just a bunch of mongol Asians

It's all true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XAQM0JxILI

>>71096930
Are they having sex or keeping warm?

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>>71106042
I do

>>71107398
Same

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>>71104557
Won't anybody appreciate my OC?

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>>71108984
10/10 Eastern Euro fashion, would marry

May I ask why do you have Pepe behind you on the wall though?

>>71107398
>>71108984
I have played Metro 2033 and Fallout 3. Is STALKER like any of those?

>>71106042
>he doesn't have a gas mask

>>71096930
come back to Habsburg Ungarn ;___;

>>71109554
Stalker is more open-world compared to Metro
I'd say it's also more difficult than Fallout, but these games don't have much in common in the first place imo

>>71108984
>such is life when bordering russian agressor

>>71109554
stalker is like fallout, just serious
and i mean SERIOUS

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>>71109650
>>71109671
So is it scary? I don't like scary

>>71109736
it's scary af m8

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>>71109736
kinda, but it's fun nevertheless
>I don't like scary
P A S S Y

>>71109736
>I don't like scary
and yet you played metro. and fallout is also spooky in places.

>>71109318
Just some painting some local artist gifted to my parents as wedding present or something

>>71109554
I'd say it's more Fallout 3-leaning than Metro but it's like neither. It is open world, you take main missions and side missions from people. You shoot things. I think that's about it, what it has in common. Also like in Fallout 3 your weapon can only use specific bullets, for example AK-47 can't use NATO ammo. You have inventory where you can have armor, helmet. You can modify your weapons too at some trader.

>>71109736
Basically what >>71109671 said. STALKER doesn't fool around. You get killed QUICKLY. And yeah it's spooky af. In Shadow of Chernobyl there is a point where you have to go into abandoned lab and stuff just goes into air like Poltergeist-style. It's dark af too. You also have monsters who appear invisible and run straight at you and hit you. Like Deathclaw from Fallout 3, but invisible. You also got zombies and of course mutated dogs.

sup nigs, yesterday I fell down over a flight of stairs and before that I was busy getting rejected by women, what did you guys do yesterday?

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>>71110139
>I was busy getting rejected by women
>then I fell down over a flight of stairs
You're gonna die a virgin, it's what the universe wants.

>>71110392
I could always pay your mum and those stairs are more dangerous than germans

>>71109853
Well, STALKER sounds like the "you're gonna appear in middle of nowhere with no idea what to do or how to do it, and there will monsters everywhere" kind of scary, whereas Metro was "here have a gun and walk through this tunnel, when you see a monster, shoot it"

Its not really scary if its a linear shooter, but open world is scary as fuck, especially when you don't know the game

So, l4d2 anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzuBGxidQBM

>>71111095
i would be up for it if hun was

>>71111095
>>71111302
i cant, have to head back to my dorm soon

>>71111302
>>71111502
ah too bad, Sniper Elite it is

>>71110504
>implying you need to pay

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Don't really want to go to work tomorrow desu family.

>>71112047
Me neither t bh

>>71112047
At least you are doing something. I did nothing but sit on my ass at home for three weeks.

>>71112047
>>71112130
>tfw overslept twice and boss tells me "měl byste se nad sebou zamyslet"
>"pružná pracovní doba"
>???
Kind of thinking about just saying "zamyslel jsem se" and quitting and going elsewhere ťbh fäm

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>>71112782
I'd pop a nigga for a chance to sit on my ass at home for three weeks. I'm so wagecucked I'm doing code reviews right now, on Sunday.

>>71112957
Its an awesome feeling when you know you deserve it, though i am just wallowing in boredom and bad conscience for leeching of mom

>>34816766
Best tits gif webm i seen in ages

>>71112906
>pružná pracovní doba
what you think it means
>I come and go as I please/set up my own work schedule
>what it actually means
"Yo senpai so like when we call you, come in running with a smile on your face"

I hate this meme so fucking much

>>71115136
Yeah, something like that

Mine's a bit different,
since I'm t. exekutor pepik
so, essentially I'm supposed to come at the same time as the vykonavatel I'm going with that day

The question is why give me pružná pracovní doba then?
And the other one is why should I care?

Here's the best 3 things I have
>come to work an hour late, whatever that's supposed to mean with the contract
>vykonavatel is like "now we're going to be late because yadda yadda yadda"
>then he proceeds to stop at LIDL, buy an energy drink, sýrový rohlík and Blesk and proceeds to read the whole fucking thing


>I come to work in the morning
>Go to vykonavatel for papers I'm supposed to check before we go
>He starts screaming at me to take my jacket off and my headphones out and shit for no reason
>Boss sees this, proceeds to do nothing
>Thanks, boss
>nice to know the dude with an ego the size of a fucking skyscraper can do as he wishes with zero repercussions


>be told no problem, I won't give you any two-day trips on Monday, so you can go to driving school
>proceeds to give me two-day trips
really makes you think, doesn't it?

And thanks for reading my blog

>>71115988
so what exactly does your job entail? just driving around giving people výzvy (or oznámení? not sure how it's called exactly) to pay up or else?

>The question is why give me pružná pracovní doba then?
it looks good on the ad I guess

>working with someone who reads Blesk
I'm so sorry

for you Mario
https://www.youtube.com/user/VAVyskov/videos

>>71117228
the job is essentially
>prepare files for going out in the office(currently one day every three weeks, was once a week when I started)
and the rest is
>check the people we go to that day, so there isn't anyone who has declared bankruptcy(insolvence) in the time between preparing the file and actually going there(can be up to 6 months)
>get in the car, take a file, put it in the GPS
>wait until we get there
>make photos of the building, mailboxes etc.
>if the person is there -> by law it has to be recorded so I have the camera and write like two papers and the "Exekučně zabaveno" stickers
>if the person is not there ->výzva
>repeat until the vykonavatel says enough
>go home
>hope there's a train/bus going home so I wouldn't have to wait an hour
>repeat this until you can't even stand looking at them
>13k hrubého while in probation period(the ad said 15k)
>15k after, kind of an important detail but nevermind, I guess
you don't do much but the constant sitting in the car without much movement takes its toll

also, another funny thing popped into my mind now
my cousin, who works there but in a different department heard that I'm apparently not very talkative and hard to approach

as if I want to talk with a bunch of people that only gossip about each other and talking about complete bullshit

>working with someone who reads Blesk
>I'm so sorry
now imagine Ráááádio Impuls for 2 weeks straight
I actually fucked with EQ on all the cars, because they had stuff like niggerbass +4
I feel sick just thinking about it

all in all, a solid 4/10 would not do again
the only good thing is I know now how exekuce works

>>71109047
>>71104557
>Xth
>Bohemian
>Empire
>Voltaire.png

>>71118232
are you taking people's PCs and stuff?

>>71118232
that doesn't soud that bad compared to constant sitting in the office to be completely honest with you familia
but yeah, shitty colleagues can turn even the best job into absolute dogshit

do the people sperg out sometimes or is it civilized most of the time?

>as if I want to talk with a bunch of people that only gossip about each other and talking about complete bullshit
I'm glad I'm not the only one

>>71118807
>are you taking people's PCs and stuff?
that depends on the vykonavatel
but I have taken a few TVs
most of the people we go to don't have anything worth taking ťbh

>>71118958
>that doesn't soud that bad compared to constant sitting in the office to be completely honest with you familia
I'd probably take the office(depends on the number of people, though)
sitting in the car or sitting the office doesn't make much difference to me

>do the people sperg out sometimes or is it civilized most of the time?
I do have a camera on me and they are told I have it before we go in so it's 99% calm
Though the vykonavatels sometimes talk so damn ambiguously it takes a while for people to really understand what's happening

>I'm glad I'm not the only one
seriously, one guy had a problem with his leg, he couldn't really walk without pain so he went to the doc and stayed at home for a week
first day he was not at work there was like an hour long block about how he really should change his lifestyle and shit
and then they proceeded to discuss life in muslim-majority countries, where the women don't many rights and how awful it must be and they couldn't take that

>>71119487
they just hid in garden or something

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this is asking for v4 shop

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good night lads

>>71119487
>(depends on the number of people, though)
yeah, I used to share the office with 3 people, it was ok
now I share another (bigger one ofc) with 25 people
you do the math, I'd take the car with fucking Impuls on full blast over it any day

>workplace conversations
I avoid that as much as I can, because the shit that comes out of their mouths is simply not worth listening to
>tfw the only two smart people in our dept left 2 months ago
solo lunches here I come

thanks for reading my blog entry and don't forget to subscribe

>>71120797
dobrou

>>71121049
What do you do in the office?


there was a week right after the 26th December, where vykonavatels were all on holidays and we loser assistants were in the office for the whole week
since the assistants barely see each other, there's nothing to talk about, I think I haven't actually said a sentence to those guys that wasn't about work
to be honest, best week on the job, nobody said a word, no radio in the office, no gossip, nothing

>now I share another (bigger one ofc) with 25 people
>you do the math, I'd take the car with fucking Impuls on full blast over it any day
I get you, 1 asshole is better than 25

>solo lunches here I come
I was there in a different dept a few years back when our school wanted everyone to get a 2 week internship
and then I heard from my cousin that I'm apparently poor because I don't go to eat out everyday (as if an average student could)
>workplace conversations
>I avoid that as much as I can, because the shit that comes out of their mouths is simply not worth listening to
it's kind of surprising how there's pretty much nothing to talk about, apart from complete bullshit that is, if you don't share hobbies with your coworkers

>>71120797
>20:33
>going to bed
why

>>71122059
>What do you do in the office?
vymáhání pohledávek

>and then I heard from my cousin that I'm apparently poor because I don't go to eat out everyday (as if an average student could)
well we have 2 restaurants nearby and the daily menu is usually bellow 100,- + drinks, so it's pretty affordable

as far as workplace conversations go, I just stick in my earbus and ignore them
>colleague quit 2 weeks ago
>everybody was all over her, telling how they will miss her
>the moment she left they started to shit talk her

>>71123006
>vymáhání pohledávek
two sides of a coin, eh?
one in the office, one outside

>so it's pretty affordable
now that they're actually paying me for my work, it's better
Constant eating at Globus is nothing spectacular, though

>colleague quit 2 weeks ago
>everybody was all over her, telling how they will miss her
>the moment she left they started to shit talk her
that seems about right

>>71111199
it's just like watching polish bydło videos, lel

slavs are literally the same

and that includes you, czech :')

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http://www.gazetakrakowska.pl/artykul/901396,krakow-europejska-stolica-nozy-i-maczet,id,t.html

>>71125320
>23 maja 2013

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>>71125417
>implying this changed

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>>71125196
>slavs are literally the same
*WEST Slavs are literally the same
WESSSST

>>71125463
błagam anonie tematu kiboli nie ma chyba już od 4 lat przynajmniej

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>>71125574
kurakuvianu katana forded overu wanu hanuduredu taimsu!!!!!!

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Hello friends,
I'm going to the Prague soon
Can you tell me about the prostitution and brothels? expensive, legal, experiences..?

>>71118066
>under 100 views on every video
wtf is that?

>>71118232
>>71118958
>>71119487
>>71121049
>>71122059
>>71123006
>>71123909
Thanks, I enjoyed reading these blogs. I share quite a lot with this too, especially the gossip part. I work in an office with 6-7 other people and there is a saying "whoever leaves the room, that person is talked about behind his/her back". Even for a fucking hour, especially if that person doesn't come to work one day. That whole day then is dedicated to just talking about that person. Of course I saw word here or there too but I fucking hate it. I feel that it is making me into a different person, I feel sick after listening to it. Like my soul just got dirt on it or something. And I hate that it is teamwork, otherwise I would just listen to music. But it's always talking to one another. All those people except one are women as well. Fucking hell.

Anyway, time to sleep now because I can already feel Monday creeping up on me. I'd love to not sleep a bit more just to delay tomorrow but I know I will be just more tired.

Dobrou noc