/brit/

>brostep

>>71095765
drunk asf 18yo icelandier u mean

>>71095765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ylVRGttEW4

best skrillex song by a clear mile

I told me not to do it EVER again and he did again

EXTREMELY rude

plymouth is actually an alright place

>le push play dubshite man

horrendous edition

>>71095801
Portsmouth is better

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emily

>>71095814
man hands

lets discuss the demographics of london

SOMETIMES I DON'T THRILL YOU
SOMETIMES I THINK I'LL KILL YOU
JUST DON'T LET ME FUCK UP WILL YOU
'CAUSE WHEN I NEED A FRIEND

IT'S STILL YOU

>>71095814
She's literally the perfect girl

>tfw she will never be your gf

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>>71095824

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https://youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc

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>>71095827

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I swear to FUCK

Getting REAL tired of all these black dudes taking WHITE women

Where do black people go on the internet?

>>71095834
It was 'ench

>>71095857
nairaland

>>71095857
black twitter is pretty good

who /failednormie/ here

you know that thing when girls start dancing infront of you and expect you to grab them from behind and start grinding up them

I'm never assertive enough to do it (even when I'm drunk and that usually sorts most of my confidence issues)

So many potential girls that were interested in me that I've missed out on, it's sad!

>>71095857
worldstar

>>71095885
yeah, I guess I'm the same.

bababababababangarang

*bass drops

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>how's it going 2000 man?
>welcome back to solid ground my friend
>I heard all your controls were jammed
>well it's just nice to have you back again

doing a blow of the nose

>>71095857
grimeforum.com
mostly just twitter and instagram though
>>71095859
not sure if you meant dench or hench but neither make sense in that context
FODY

>>71095905
Who else 5"11 masterrace

redpill me on battlefield 1

Who else /fat nigger/ here

Tidied up and hopefully aired things out long enough. x

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>>71095919

>>71095925
greater london

>>71095925
love this post

>>71095923
might get a pc to play it

>>71095904
ow
wawawa
chika
ooh yeah
chikichika yeah
bangarang bass

*cuddles you*

>tfw you found a mumsnet post about you

>>71095957

*pulls at your love handles*

What is this

>hear all these memes by marxist mates about leftypol
>haha cool cant wait to check it
>find out it's a shithole which has been raided to fuck and the board isn't even active

can someone explain the hype?

You now remember when Stewie was an evil genius who wanted to kill Lois

>>71095956
shout to all my boss boyz
shou-shou-shou-shou-shout to all my boss boyz
we rowdy

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> women often dress themselves up as rapebait, but tend to avoid getting raped
Never understood this meme, lads.

>>71095901
Really do fucking hate you but I guess we might have a few things in common (I'm also a lanklet plus other things)

Apart from losing virginities because you were extremely late, I lost mine at 14

*coldplay music plays on

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>>71095971
:(

>>71095972
R/Fullcommunism if you want commie memes m8

back from so-called berghain

>>71095972
>he went to the wrong leftypol

*plays runescape with no cares in the world as a happy-go-lucky scamp*

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went to a grime rave earlier and it was mental

>>71095988
is the hiragana/katakana for a word pronounced the same as the kanji for the same word? can't be fucked to open the jap thread

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>>71095972
SIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION
DEATH TO THE BOURGEOISIE

>>71095967
Post it

I remember my mum saying she looked up online how to help me when I was a depressed NEET

>>71096003
Where's the correct leftypol

GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA
I KNOW I KNOW
IT'S SERIOUS

skrillex is 164cm tall

>>71095923
It's ok

>>71095997
dont believe you

>>71095987
i doubt i even liked girls at 14, losing it then sounds grim.

>>71096028
missed a chance to say wheres the right leftypol

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>>71096013

>>71096025
Doxxable info

filling out a hospital questionairre
what's a better word for unemployed?

>>71095994
>>71096003
>>71096019
>replying to him
sort it out

>>71096058
self employed

>>71096058
free

≥≥71096062
Rather reply to him than a yank twat

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>>71096029
Don't panic.

The cobra can't kill her if you amputate the poison.

Remove the limb that got SNAKED.

It's the only way.

>>71095994
actually looks like quite a good place, but i don't really like reddit 2bh

>>71096047
wew didn't fall for that one

>>71096047
if you mouse over this the word leftypol doesn't move haha

>>71096028
it's not pl

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>>71095972
here you go

been constipated since thursday so it's nice to clear it up

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so called girl friend pictured here

"""""thai""""""""""lad"""""

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al-'cide

who told young thug to do thiSAYSAHAHAHaahahaeegh
his dreads look like some dirty snAGGGGGGHHHHHHHEHEHEH
OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THE LIPS LOOK AT THE HEEEEEEE

why can nobody come to a consensus on the meaning of like?

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>>71096098
The thing about communism is it's cool until you actually get a vanguard state and it's run by a homicidal sperg and you just end up with a lot of dead people and commie blocks and no communism.

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>>71096107

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Something's not quite right with the little toe lads

Wish I could find a shop near me that sells the american style sour skittles with the sour sugar on the outside instead of just the sour flavour ones

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>>71096107
rough

i'll take this qt communist gf

DREAMED WE WERE STILL GOING OUT
HAD THAT ONE A FEW TIMES NOW
WOKE UP TO FIND WE WERE NOT

IT'S GOOD TO BE AWAKE

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAD

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>>71096133

>>71096146
MAYBE I'M OBSESSIVE TO THINK LIKE THIS
PROBABLY NOT IMPRESSING YOU WITH MY CHEAP TRICKS

HONEY IT'S DEPRESSING WHAT DEPRESSION DOES TO SOME
I'LL PLAY THE PART FOR HOURS BUT I KNOW
YOU'LL NEVER COME

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>>71096148

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dmt tomorrow lads

thailad please respond

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>>71096171
very good

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YOU MAD WHITE BOI?

>>71096172

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A DOUBLE BED
AND A STALWART LOVER FOR SURE

Stop pronouncing R's at the end of words that end with an A.

thailad can you vocaroo yourself singing the "yankee doodle went to town" song? I'll paypal you a 5er

haitiANOR

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>>71096205

mafaking bagg landsliðið

thai chicANO

Might start calling any articles i disagree with fake news desu

>tfw 5'4 and built like a(n) icelandic part-time scrap metal recycler

>>71096203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yzT2oa3Xqx

Why have I never heard of this before now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta

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>>71096183
Even the white downies are having their women taken by the black ones.

D I R E
I D E R
R E D I
E R I D

And we all know who's behind it.

>>71096250
video

>>71096250
th-thanks I guess

>tfw 6'5 and built like a skinny person

>>71096250
is 4chanx safe to use?

Why have I never heard of this before now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Navy

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>leave for an hour
>four threads behind

>>71096269
yeah still not started
>>71096274
yw
>>71096287
I'm sure it probably is

damn daniel back at it again with the white vans

haitiANO

>>71096307
Epic!

*gives you a lifetime supply of white vans*

heavy metal music is turning our children into a bunch of devil-worshipping communists

>>71096323
thanks!
*throws them all in the bin*

>>71096201
americaris a great country

>>71096338
communism isn't a prominent theme in metal music

>>71096323
become a white van man

IT BEGAN WHEN THEY CAME AND TOOK ME FROM MY HOME
AND PUT ME IN DEAD ROW
OF WHICH I AM NEARLY WHOLLY INNOCENT YOU KNOW
AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN

I AM NOT AFRAID TO DIE

>>71096338
sounds good to me

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>ywn go to a cosy americna high school in the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tky1B6ebozA

i'm a dapper dan man

threr is a lot of lyricsposting itt

why is page scrolling fucked
whom do I complain to

>>71096359
shut up heathen

>>71096376
Yo mama

>>71096371
me with the recessed chin

>>71096376
ctrl+shift+delete enter f5

>>71096371
>american high school in the 90s

sounds like a fantastic way to get shot

>>71096371
my so called life

thailad why didn't you move to japan you weeb twat

The only potential gfs that I have on the horizon are mate's current gfs that I get on well with that I'm waiting to break up

>>71096412
japan doesn't let you fuck kids

What are you lads doing for your gfs on Vday?

>>71096417
aoc is 13 tho

>>71096404
twat

I BEGAN TO WARM AND CHILL
TO OBJECTS AND THEIR FIELDS
A RAGGED CUP A TWISTED MOP

THE FACE OF JESUS IN MY SOUP

THOSE SINISTER DINNER DEALS
THE MEAL TROLLEY'S WICKED WHEELS
A HOOKED BONE RISING FROM MY FOOD
ALL THINGS EITHER GOOD OR UNGOOD

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Beebs is producing 50 episodes of another panel show with David Aspergers, the Hobbit man, and a rotating roster of 3rd rate London bubble comedians/iennes.

You Britons actually pay for this shit.

>>71096416
dont do that

>>71096422
i stand corrected

well done, leaf

>>71096412
My company doesn't have offices in Japan.

Also I'd be living in a cupboard for 10x the price of an amazing apartment here if it was even an option.

>>71096431
Need sex more than friends

Gonna wank over a mates gf now that kept getting all touchy with me tonight when her bf weren't there

>>71096422
will be looking forward to it whats its name

gn lads
GIVE ME GN /YOU(

Reddit's stealing /brit/ memes again

>>71096446
did you dump your gf yet?

>>71096430
david is /ourguy/ and he shagged prime victoria coren before she got pregnant and fat

>>71096456
baka senpai

>>71096446
why havent you met alan snackbar for a pint yet haha

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF PROOF
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOH
AND ANYWAY I TOLD THE TRUTH
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE

>>71096446
wouldn't the pay be proportional to where you are living though

>>71096457
this was meant for you. shit
>>71096430

>>71096416
legit thinking about going onto my mates ex 2bhwy

her current boyfriend looks like me but not as smart or good looking.

>>71096458're gay

>>71096458
Tell us something embarrassing about the 5'4 manlet

If you TRULY aren't him then expose and doxx him right now

>White people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaWPKbK5ss4

worst edition so far

>>71096504
Make a new one

>>71096467
Don't care, how many potential gfs have you got atm?
It's something at least

>>71096504
where in finland do you live mate?

>>71096504
who asked you, pablo?

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>american tv shows

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wubblernubblers

wubblynubblyroooooooo

stop replying to the colony

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS A BURNING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS FLOWING
AND IN A WAY I'M HOPING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS WEIGHING UP OF TRUTH
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
AND I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE

>>71096515
not an argument

i got suspended at least 20 times in high school, but my doctor doesn't think i have adhd

Going out with the gf lads

Will try to post pics from the bar :3

>>71096546
i got suspended twice

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF PROOF
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
AND ANYWAY THERE WAS NO PROOF
AND NOR A MOTIVE WHY

>>71096465
no
>>71096468
just haven't
>>71096479
adjusted

last post

NEED a 40+, latex friendly FWB

>>71096529
they'll stop replying to you first mad chicano
>>71096518
no its because we're a white aryan nordic country

>>71096535
Is that you mr hitchens? I'd rather get my willy wet than have morals so fuck OFF!!!

>>71096559
mate come on, it's been like a year now, and you're not getting any younger

pussy

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF PROOF
A LIFE FOR A LIFE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
AND ANYWAY THERE WAS NO PROOF
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE

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might do an ol' 'cide

>>71096546
only got suspended once when some fat cunt stole my seat and we had a kerfuffle over it

he shoulda known better than to take my fucking seat that i'd been sitting in every day for two years

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https://youtu.be/h9kgu71d81U?t=1m16s

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laughed at this edge

NOW THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS SMOKING
AND IN A WAY I'M HOPING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THESE LOOKS OF DISBELIEF
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOH
AND ANYWAY I TOLD THE TRUTH
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE

>>71096570
watch your tongue cunt i would spark you out if you came within 50 miles of my location

>>71096560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNKQOY3COcE
yeeeeess

>>71096546
How do you even get suspended 20 times? I got suspended 5 times before getting expelled

>>71096570
hope one of your friends beats you the fuck up

>>71096619
shut up

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF PROOF
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
AND ANYWAY I TOLD THE TRUTH
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE

>>71096625
i honestly have no idea, i went to a pretty shit school so i guess they were used to delinquent students

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF PROOF
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
AND ANYWAY I TOLD THE TRUTH
BUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO LIE

>>71096546
we had saturday mornings for serious stuff

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>>71096592
1:19
post more like this

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screaming

eternal existence in the void, my destination
abolish all that has been built, overthrow the way
all that has risen shall fall
i am the blckphnx

go cut me a switch

>>71096619
I'm in B23 right now, come and get me you pussy
>>71096627
Wouldn't happen
1. I'm the hardest in my social group
2. I'm not gonna make any moves until they've split up and an acceptable amount of time has passed so it's fair game

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>>71096661

AND THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING
AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING
TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF PROOF
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
AND ANYWAY I TOLD THE TRUH
BUT I'M AFRAID I TOLD A LIE

America is a spanish country now

>>71096661
Fake news

Breitbart is unironcially the least biased news outlet out there

>>71096688
'sheed

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who /northernireland/ here?

>>71096713
here la'

it's where my ancestors come from x

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>>71096713

>>71096493
He is from hveragerði
He is born in 1996
He has long hair

>>71096711
don't read my posts ever again let alone reply to them
>>71096730
my county is red so don't post in /brit/ ever again

>>71096742
Why aren't you asleep?

just realised i gave up unconditional love from a girl for the rejection of another. absolute belter x

>>71096688
>I'm the hardest in my social group
you think that fucking matters if you do something like that to a mate? damn I hope I never meet a vulture like you
>I'm not gonna make any moves until they've split up and an acceptable amount of time has passed so it's fair game
hope that's true cause that didn't seem like what you implied in the other posts

>>71096739
fuck off

>>71096734
fuck off

>>71096742
Doxxed
>>71096756
Why aren't you getting shot?

>>71096767
delete your account

Edgy

>>71096756
Phone posting rn

the rudeness in this thread

who else is excited for the derby today bois

>>71096802
for what?

>>71096801
shitskin

yo quiero que to boca se pegue a la mia como un chicle nuevo

>>71096802
Burnley v Chelsea?

>>71096826
hibs v hearts game you welt

>>71096730
You have West Yorkshire as great even though it's the paki capital outside of London yet have loads of nice white rural midlands counties as shit

rasheed

are you lads excited for the man kicking the ball?

watching FtM vlogs and feeling incredibly smug

these people really obsess over having a penis

>>71096713
North Irish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro
God bless Northern Ireland great song

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>oh, no we can't go back to my place it's a mess!

Weakest as shit excuse

>>71096856
yes i am, cheers for asking xx

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just got back from my first ever gay bar trip lads

literally been drinking and dancing for 9 hours straight, i hit 3 or 4 bars with my friends then went solo for another few bars and then spent at least 2.5 hours at the RVT.

holee shit i am so wasted. i made out with a guy on stage at the Royal Vauxhall. so much fun!

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>>71096867
Wanna bet?

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>>71095849

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North America and the West Indies are the oldest part of the English-speaking world outside of Europe.

>>71096829
t. Juan Pedro el taquero
>>71096832
que rico papi xo

>>71096879
how impressive

>>71096759
It's not even much of a bad thing as long as I don't try to get her to cheat on him

Infact the main girl I'm talking about is another friend's ex and she's now with our other pal and there's no hard feelings

The little slags get passed around, just how it goes here

>>71096879
Fake news

The British never controlled Florida

john peele loved teenage kicks an insane amount

>>71096912
you sound extremely working class

had a dream the girl i love got fucked on her snapchat story. why.

>>71096936
You got a fucking problem with that you fucking fat yank pleb?

Choose your next words carefully because I'm 'this' close from shoving a blade in your throat

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>>71096912
>It's not even much of a bad thing as long as I don't try to get her to cheat on him
as long as that part is 100000000000000000000% true I guess there's not a problem

>>71096973

You wouldn't be allowed a knife, Nigel.

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>>71096902
North American English is the only stand alone non-British variety.

Everywhere else the English language is spoken it's derived from one of the two major branches; North American and British.
>>71096914
Yeah, but that's the only pick I could find of the Thirteen Colonies and Canada together.

We are the original exo-Anglos, and the only other major branch of the Anglosphere, and Anglos rule the world.

>>71096973
*shoves my dick down your throat*

>>71096973
the lower classes have always made me laugh and it turns out you are no exception

you lot are like a parody of yourselves it's a riot

>>71097001


fake


news

>>71096996
Well then, relax you pathetic white knight twat
>>71096999
Only posh cunts follow the rules
I'll cut you up no problem
>>71097017
Still better than being the yank class you vile obese cunt

why is bob's burgers so well made?

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>>71097017
I actually met a prole who couldn't tell the difference between cabernet and merlot.

SHAKING

doing a poo

>>71097001
>the only other major branch of the Anglosphere

umm you're forgetting our aussie and kiwi pals x

>>71097001
Normalcy in the stead of normality
Do instead of dew
Snigger has been replaced by snicker.
How dare you destroy the Queens English with this common tongue.

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>>71097061
It's the garlic powder.

have wanked far too much in the last week or so

from now on, no more wanking unless it's a special occasion like i need a wank

>>71097095
>Do instead of dew
what?

>>71097102
that unironically looks alright
looks like a mcdonalds single

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>>71097057
don't tell me what to do you hypocritical scummy twat

>>71097093
Australia was a primitive wasteland right up to 1770, and was hardly populated until the late 1800s.

NZ is even later.

The Antipodians are still largely undifferentiated from the mother country.

>>71097140
Canada is still a primitive wasteland

>>71097158
lovely post

>>71097140
>primitive wasteland right up to 1770
that might be because the first fleet wasn't until 1788

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Honestly in stitches over the state of my former homeland.

bleeding from my vagina again

Ahh yes the lad from Wakefield, Idaho

genuinely considering the ol cide

*looks shily at you from across the room*

>leaf thinks he's more relevant than australia again

howling

>>71097128
Yanks say do instead of dew.
Something to do with offending Jews.
You should know that Canuck. You still say Zed instead of Zee?

gonna have to cave this bent little runts head in if he keeps looking at me tbqh

>>71097181
why do they call it "men"struation when it's women who do it?

>>71097224
you realise canadians talk with an american accent right

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>>71097158
GRO GRUBLUG

>>71097244
you do realise that canadians are americans

>>71097224
yes we say zed

>>71097244
not YOUR American accent though

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https://youtu.be/x2wr1LW0G64
https://youtu.be/kEhV22TcJ-w

Why is skrillex so fucking based my dudes?

hillary clinton is so blatantly a fucking evil witch, no idea how normies can think she's better than trump

>>71097244
Drink your Mountain Do mate.

>>71097261
Neck yourself, island yank.

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>>71097191
?

i say zee instead of zed, i just think it sounds better

if it this makes me a yank, then hand me an assault rifle and a type 2 diabetes diagnosis because i guess i'm a fucking yank

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>>71097299
> the best cider is from Denmark
Hahahaha

Got beat at your own booze by the fucking DANES! How will Englishcucks ever recover?

>>71097295
ever seen a cypress tree mate lol
>a country named after a fucking tree

>>71097293
you have to remember that the bulk of humanity are just these walking piles of meat stuffed into blue jeans with little pinheads

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I work for Transport for London and on Friday I told the fleet manager of a national company that their vehicle lease contracts were all invalid as per the terms of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and they were unable to transfer liability for fines and charges for over 6 months to the drivers of the vehicles themselves. Thusly, as the registered keeper of those vehicles, they owe us £700,000 and collections action would begin immediately. I was immediately transferred to the Chief Financial Officer

>>71097335
>tfw buy Growers all the time because its cheap as fuck and high alcohol content

>>71097328
It's "zed" in literally every single language in the world.

Yanks just fucked it up because their early settlers were the most uneducated dumbfuck from the west of England that didn't know the alphabet.

>>71097169

Britain is pretty fucking grim

>>71097365
don't care

>>71097365
it's zeta in spanish, so that isn't true

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sissy yank bois

>>71097400
Think he was saying it ends with a hard consonant, whereas by "Zee" you dropped it instead.

redpill me on kenneth williams

>>71097328
Scandies learning from Yank teachers do that.
Cultured lads whom have learned from Brit teachers sound so much more refined.
Norway/Swede with a Brit accent tinge is the best.

>>71097384
Just know "zee" is a blatant corruption.

They literally got the alphabet wrong.

>>71097293
she's Obama 2.0. Nothing other than standard establishment shit happened during his 8 years. With Trump, no one knew what was going to happen. And seeing how he's """draining the swamp""" and being a shithead just a few weeks into his presidency, we can only expect much worse things to happen than Cunton could ever come up with.

>>71097422
zeta does not end in a hard consonant

>>71097448
the first settlers of australia were a bunch of criminals so who am i to judge a bunch of uneducated 16th century plebs?

>>71097468
Sorry I'm high lmao.

>>71097489
dude lmao

>>71097457
t. pablo del sanchez

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this is your loo for tonight

listening to the same 6 lines in a song over and over, her voice is awesome

saw a lad in a Mao tshirt today and contemplated throwing my bottle cap at him

>>71097541
Good lad

>>71097400
confirmed chicano
>>71097507
>Spanish name
uh.. so?
t. John Smith?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsCR05oKROA

having a hard think about this new depeche mode song

not sure if its good

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So now that the dust has settled, what's /brit/'s opinion on India?

>>71097589
would be better if it wasn't united
class/regional divides are insane

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>>71097589
10/10

got bit of a ragnail

decided it isn't good

>>71097512
would quite literally eat her curry smelling butthole out all day

fixing it now

doing a poo

>>71097635
pfm

fixed it

well done

Boys, what are some good (Australian) beers I should drink?

>>71097584
high school tier lyrics

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>>71097589
Rightful borders.

>>71097693
yeh production is underwhelming too

how do we quell the negro scourge?

>>71097655
trying really hard to fit in eh