/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

First for punk rock

Very important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12320951

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gg

no

re

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>>71094477
A chocolate treat?

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Hmm?

>>71094477
Those eggs aren't nearly as good as they used to be from what I heard, though I hadn't one in years

>>71094543
Is it true Australian schools don't teach history as a subject?

Do americans even celebrate easter?

>>71094526
ej öron ej öron

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China?

>>71094555
only the deceived ones

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>>71094559
>padda
>en groda

Conway
Add me on Steam

some mexicans are faggots

i want steam friends too

>>71094619
Send it here bud

[email protected]

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/r/the spring festivities perhaps?

>>71094627
Are you gonna hack me?

>>71094652
*doxes u*
Enjoy your 50 pizzas, nerd

drinking whiskey alone on a saturday night because I have no one in my life lol

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The anti mexican sentiment on /pol/ is off the charts

Wonder how long will it take to cool down

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>>71094666
What do you even want me to send you? Also is that really you?

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NEED a ginger gf lads

>>71094697
As long as it takes for all the illegals to fuck off

>>71094697
>sentiment

>>71094698
Go to your steam page and copy the link. It should look something like this

http://steamcommunity.com/id/(Your Name Here)/

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Can I have a welfare please

>>71094723
We all fight the same fight, buddy

>>71094723
She needs to get a soul

i am white

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Getting the gf this shirt for Valentines day, what are you guys getting for your special others?

>>71094725
Do you think all the illegals in the US are mexican?
>>71094731
That's the right word

>tfw I have friends
Haha suck it NERDS

>>71094781
A significant number of them are

>tfw someone plastered "911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB INFOWARS.COM" stickers over the streetlights in my town
>they've been up for 5+ years

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>>71094774

>>71094627
>87
easy there grandpa

Calibud pls respond

>>71094831
I sent it a while ago
I didn't get a friend request

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>>71094828
>tfw 87 was 6 gorillion yrs ago

>>71094828
I'm 20

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bonus?

i made a facebook like a week ago and added everyone I know and my entire feed is political shitposts

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>>71094847
>puts 87 in his username
>Was born in 96

>>71094844
Are you the mcmemes one? There isn't a link to your Steam

>>71094865
87 was when we won the Cold War

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>>71094847

>>71094876
Weird
I'll send it again

>>71094882
oki I got it

Playing l'aigle mod for warband

By the way, the first name on that isn't my real first name
I have three first names I use on the internet because I'm paranoid :^)

>not being proud of your first name

>>71094878
<3

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>tfw no gf

mothers maiden name, lads?

>>71094951
>this trick

shan't be falling for it

>>71094951
Would you like my social as well?

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>>71094951
Cohen

>>71094916
>only using three
lmao @ u

what was the name of your first pet

>>71094969
what can you even do with a social?

>>71094951
Dominguez

Love delivering on the weekend

>quick peek at the lives of normies who eat with their friends

>pass by drunk couples and groups going in and out of clubs

>sometimes get a whiff of some perfume

really is the life

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>>71094982
Teddy

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>>71094971

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This is where I eat.

>>71094821

>sharting is carting

>>71094982
Cookie

>>71094982
lucky

>>71095008
that looks very sad

>>71094983
Be me.

>>71095021
well it is in mexico so thats a given

>>71094982
Sunny. He got cancer and died. Dumb dog, told him not to get cancer.

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>>71094593
ej svansar havar de

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJu5Q9yfb8

literally me irl

>>71095021
>>71095033
:,C

>>71094982
Kunta kinte

>>71095008
Humble. Cozy.

>>71094982
I couldn't think of a good name, so I named my dog Rex.

>>71093625
>>71093625
>>71093625
Lets play a game(Mexico stay out)

>>71095008
>two chairs

normie piece of shit

stop bullying mexico

>>71095123
*bullies Mexico even harder*

stop it

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You wake up in Chatham-Kent, Ontario

>>71095123
Mexico deserves it.

>>71095149

Mexican border firewall when? We can keep them physically out, but the next thing should be keeping them off the internet.

>>71095069
>not having a gun to choot 'em with
>current solar revolution

>>71095149
Shit, I hit submit for some reason
I wanted to say I'd go to St. Clair Restaurant

>>71095149
Looks like Hamilton.
Every towns in Ontario look like boring decrepit shitholes in the end.

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>>71095149
>defence

>>71095223
Defence is the British English version.
Defense is the more French American English version.

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>>71095002
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1486783841531.webm

root beer ranked

1. a&w
2. barq's
3. hires
4. dad's
-----------POWER GAP-----------
5. mug

Test

>>71095281
You aren't wrong

>>71095281
Root beer is for fags

>>71095281
>>71095319
ginger beer is the true aryan beverage

>>71095281
>root beer
what are you, literally 12?

>>71095281
drinking diet a&w right now wya

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who /master race/ here

My friends said this Canadian-American chick I'm friends with might not like me enough for a relationship because she likes Trudeau and I like Trump. We've cuddled a little bit though.

what do leafbros?

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>drinking soda

>>71095350
I'm sorry your parents never hugged you as a kid

h*ck off

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>>71095350
>cream soda
>copper coloured

literally third world

>>71095335

Not Dr. P, the drink of intellectuals.

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Reminder that diet soda is an anti depressant

>>71095374
you do know cream soda is supposed to be vanilla, right?

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>>71095281
root beer should have sugar in it, not HFCS

Makes Utah worth visiting

IT'S CALLED POP

just saw the lego batman movie, it was decent

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>This single mom changed her gender so she could be the father her son never had

>>71095396
Ayy I've been there

Pop >>> Soda >>>>>>>>>>> Coke, t;bh

>>71095426
>half CHI kid
>single mom
Every time

>>71095421
coke*

God tier: Soda

Human tier: Pop

Thrall tier: Coke

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>>71095425
>tfw the lonely scenes struck hard

>>71095421
carbonated beverage*

>>71095440
Whitebois btfo

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Imagine living in a county that's not dark green. The absolute thought.

>>71095479
>he's still not done

fucking lazy faggot

>>71095479
Do mine you negro

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>falling for the carbonated Jew

>>71095496
The fricking Life Expectancies have to be put in manually, mane


>>71095498
k

>>71095479
Wouldn't mind living in a non green county if it meant my dollar went farther and there werent central americans cutting each others heads off in the streets in the middle of the day with machetes

>>71095505
your first attempt at this post was better and more original

>>71095513
ty bud

>Australian """"people""""

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The gfs valentines gift

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Wich province wud u fug

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>>71095472

>>71095562
Alberta or Saskatchewan

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>>71095522
>VIRGINian

>>71095440
The husband probably died or some shit there's no way a Hispanic dad would leave his son to live with only his mom.

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>Hey anon, we heard that you support the "moderate" rebels? This can't be true, right habibi?

i am a child of the sun

>>71095615
>he'll never take me from behind

>>71095562
nouveau-brunswick

>>71095346
what are you, literally 21?

>>71095562
where da eskimos at?

>>71095615
Call me baby one more time and I'll turn you in to a fallafel, Mo

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I drew this frog last night

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I think mines better

Reminder that soft drinks cause kidney stones and diabetes

>>71095667
>mine
>4chan filename

>>71094995
will be ordering pizza while watching netflix with my GIRLFRIEND one of these upcoming days

maybe you'll be our guy and you'll get to see us in pajamas and sweats

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>>71095561
>giving the jews more shekels

I just did the math and Faulkner County's HDI is 0.905, making it light green on the map.

>>71095626
May I fuck you?

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I found conway and south dakota
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1486802951017.webm

>>71095693
schlomo will get his cut

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>>71095688
I didnt notice the copyright for it. Here's the truth; everything that's posted here is by extension my creative content

>>71095705
A bit more underwhelming than I imagined.

>>71095670
>taking a sip of rum and coke while I read that

>>71095699
yeah but only if its like mishima's primary colors

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Today was a pretty nice day desu
Just sat at home and relaxed

>>71095721
Enjoy your cirrhosis

>>71095740
I'll try

Hillary Clinton Is More Than a President. She is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself.

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>WHY YES GOY! Live in a dark green county with central americans who cut people heads off in broad daylight! Better than living in a yellow county where your income goes farther and foreigners arent trying to murder you because that'd make you a dirty hick wouldn't it?

>>71095695
Oki, thank you bud <3

I am officer rivieri

>>71095744
i want to move to flagstaff i miss the snow

>>71095757
More like heroin

2bh I've always dreamed of moving to the South and becoming a farmer

>>71095757
>tfw to smart too win the election

>>71095759
Self-banter, I see?

>>71095778
>south
>farming

hahaha

>>71095705
He has a bf

>>71095778
become a tree farmer in south georgia

also convert to methodism

Reminder that heroin was first proscribed as miracle drug to end the morphine epidemic

>>71095784
I know I'd probably have to go to the Midwest (or even Central Valley) for that but the South seems comfy

>>71095778
Arkansas makes half the country's rice

>>71095810
We do a lot of farming here bud, I don't know what he's talking about

>>71095803
Do you see any morphine addicts on the streets anymore?

>>71095813
Does Uncle Ben make the other half?

>>71095776
it's expensive

>>71095843
great post

>>71095841
Uncle Ben is dead

>>71095810
land is cheaper out west but cattle farms in florida are the comfiest places on earth

plus it gets really fucking cold in the midwest and the people can't cook

>>71095853
No the black one, Peter

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>>71095853

>>71095845
i'd be in a dorm for the first two years which is about the same price as a dorm here. but yeah i'd have to get a nice job right away

>>71095869
He's ded 2

more white europeans need to die in the middle east for israeli interests
it's only just after the shoah

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>cashier at the burger king called me miss
fuck

>>71095928
ummmm.......are you cute?

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Is this the hottest couple of 2017?

>>71095928
It's because you're qt

alone again on a weekend boys!
funny to think I was actually a pseudo-normie before going to uni

>>71095928
~~

>>71095973
Some people have midterms coming up, sir.

Time wasted wasting was

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>>71095959
no
>>71095970
frick

>>71096002
post belly

>>71095992
wasted

>>71096002
<3

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>>71096002
who 2 hek r u

>>71095281
Jones cream soda literally makes all other carbonated beverages obsolete

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>>71096067
Dakota :3

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Been torrenting 2k17 for like 4 hours now and I don't think I can even run it well but I want to play it so bad

>>71096067
some nerd

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>>71096097
Arkansas x3

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>playing sports video games

>>71096130
They were suggesting lewd things about us earlier

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>>71096125
Nah I don't believe you

>>71096152
Oh?

Such as?

>>71096138
WWE isn't really a sport

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>I only play JRPGs and graphic novels, because I believe games are for art not for fun

>>71095705
>>71096156

>I don't play map staring video games

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>I play map painting simulators

i bought some new coffee and it tastes bad uwu

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>I exist

>Feel something rubbing against my arm
>Pick it up
>Feel a MASSIVE pinch
>wtf
>Look at it
>Spider
>Immediate it hurl at the wall because the fucker bites me again
>It's gone and I didn't get a good look at it
>Finger is throbbing like fuck

I hope I don't die.

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>>71096178
>Placer looking up gay porn
>Placer claiming to not be gay
lmao LMAO

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I made this gif

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Anyone else used to play the European War series? Favorite app for throwing away time in school

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play shantae's new game right now senpaitachi

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>I play political simulators for their accuracy in modelling real-world situations

>>71096244
You might wanna check that body cause you could potentially hit the dust

>Tfw for whatever reason i wanna sleep in the floor of my bathroom instead my bed
I have no idea what is wrong with me.

>>71096244
What color was it? How big?

>playing video games

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Virgin at 25.
Might as well be dead.

>>71096294
Hello, my twin. How are you today?

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>>71096247

>>71096294
>he didn't lose his virginity to his highschool qt
what a fucken nerd LMAO

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this pic greatly unsettles me

>havent had sex since 2011

wew

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>>71096270
Don't talk shit on CKII

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>>71096309
Every day is tougher to go through than the one before.

>>71096275

I already did, it's pretty clear. I think he got away.

>>71096277

Only saw the ass and hind legs for a half second. It was transparent-ish and there was black mark in the middle. And it was fairly big compared to most of the spiders I see.

Normally I let spiders go because they eat annoying bugs but I am now considering spider genocide.

>>71096294
Make a Tinder account
Plenty of lonely uggos on there

>>71096294
The ancient germans believed saving your virginity till your 20's gave you augmented strength

>>71096347
is this the cause of german autism?

>>71096325
It only bothers me because they always look worse irl

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>>71096347
And look where that got them

>>71096329
Ayyy.
Thought I was the only one. The last girl I fugged turned me off of sex, but every time I try to explain that to someone they go, "Yeah, sure, THAT's why you can't get laid."
I haven't tried since then, I'm 6 for 6, but people have a shit fit when you tell them you don't dedicate all of your time to trying to stick your dick in some dumb slut.

>>71096357
It was the reason they were able to defeat Rome 2bh, that's why the jews promoted promiscuity in the modern era to steal their power and make the complacent

>tfw the last time I had sex was in 2015

>gf dumped 2 months ago and everyone is telling me to go out and meet girls and make a tinder and shit

dont they realize i want to kill myself, not chat up girls?

>>71096331
>tfw you finish the Karling genocide
why does it feel so good lads

>>71096386
You want them to give you advice on killing yourself instead? Think that's a bit simpler to do though

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>>71096156
I am, I can assure you.

>>71096383
I thought you said you were getting some

>>71096413
I'm talking to a guy from class but I don't know if he's gay

>>71096392
Haha fucking EPIC you better post that on over to the Plaza, bro

So bored that I've actually circled back to sitting in front of the TV for hours.

>>71096448
Take that /gsg/ attitude back where it belongs, bud

Canada's cities are boring as fuck

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>room mates gf has been at my apartment for the last 36 hours
>have to change out of my PJs every time i want to get food

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The next person who calls me gay is gonna get it

I am NOT interested in boys

Here's another post for the screenshots
When I was a bit younger, I thought I might be bisexual and I got really close to having sex with a man before I chickened out

>>71096474
t. never visited montreal

I'm gay

>>71096423
men's gaydar goes to shit when they are looking for dick

if you *don't know if he's gay* he probably isn't
just load grindr or fetlife instead

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>Here's another post for the screenshots

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>>71096459
Don't tell me what the FUCK to do or else I won't buy your DLC, Johan
>>71096492
I'm going to Montreal later this year
What should I do when I'm there?

>>71096486
How close? What did he say?

>>71096492
How many days worth of stuff is there to do in Montreal?

boipussy

>>71096475
Is your roomie going to be mad if his gf sees you in your pajamas?

>>71096522
o

>he doesn't walk out naked in front of his roommate's gf to assert his dominance
laughingwhores.jpg

>>71096513
I got bored in NYC in 4 days so... idk why you're asking that. There are lots of festivals/events that you can only see at certain times of the year.
>>71096506
google it

>>71096506
Please buy Stellaris and HOI4

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>I'm gay

being gay is now fedora?

>>71096550
It's probably because my mom left my dad

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"Fun to play with, not to eat"

What did he mean by this?

>>71096511
I was talking to a guy online (didn't know he was gay at first)
The topic of whether or not we were virgins came up
I said no and that I had sex with multiple girls at this point during parties
He told me he was gay
Maybe a month or two later, I told him that I sometimes think that I might be bisexual
He asked me if I wanted to "try it out" to see if I was
I agreed
When he was asking where we should meet up, I started to ignore his messages and blocked him
I'm now 100% certain that I'm exclusively heterosexual though, since I don't feel a tingle "down there" when looking at anything related to man-on-man and kind of get disgusted with dicks

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>being gay is now fedora?

>>71096530
probally, i would be upset if my borderline autistic roommate walked out in his PJs when me and my gf have been giggling for the past 6 hours on the couch right outside his room

>>71096539
>idk why you're asking that.
Because I'm going there next week

wow rood, I was only curious

>>71096579
Dicks are aesthetic, vaginas are scary as hell. Wish I was gay t b q h w y

>>71096601
you can do a lot of shit in a day or loaf in your hotel and just order in a pizza. the city is immense so you wont be able to see every neighbourhood worth seeing in less than a week

>>71096576
She's a druggie

>>71096579
oh :/

When I studied abroad in the UK my nickname was "The London Stud" because I conquered the hearts, minds, and intimacy of many a young lady across the pond.

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>Dicks are aesthetic

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My parents never hugged me, my parents psychologically abused me, and my father used to be beat me until one day I punched him in the ribs when I was 14 and he had to go to the hospital with a fractured rib

>>71096599
You are too considerate.
>>71096624
You too.

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>tfw no one talks to me

>>71096623
dicks are incredibly aesthetic, you straight homo

>>71096624
my father only actually got physical a couple of times, he also slapped my sister once

>>71096624
What happened after you beat him up?

Americans are adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH3exI6I1iY

My parents loved me, motivated me, and helped me become successful. They're very proud of me.

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>>71096649
hi

>>71096654
you gay, nigga

>>71096652
>>71096651
>>71096650
>>71096649
>>71096645
This is unrelated, but the Holocaust is a hoax

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>>tfw no on talks to me

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>no one talks to me

My parents abused me by giving me chicken nuggets when I specifically asked for chicken strips

>>71096658
Hey qt

>>71096673
I'm going to fucking kill you.

>>71096652
He stopped trying to beat me. I was already his height by that point (he's only 5'6 while I'm 5'11 now), too. He switched to just insulting me after that but never got physical.

>>71096649
this is the equivalent of saying "i am depressed" on facebook. Fight for (you)s like the rest of us

>>71096668
you didn't quite get what you were looking for, sorry

I really like Canadians

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my roommate is coming back from vacation tonight

>>71096690
I. Didn't. Fucking. Ask. You. Sweetie. :)

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>I'm going to fucking kill you.

>>71096698
I live in apartment alone and it gets really lonely sometimes desu
I turn the TV on but don't watch it sometimes just so it doesn't feel so empty

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>I. Didn't. Fucking. Ask. You. Sweetie. :)

>>71096656
Same, except I'm a huge failure despite it.

>>71096698
>tfw when you can no longer masturbate with the door open

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>71096656
Fuck you, you fucking cunt

Really not liking this fedora posting buds

>>71096704
Reeeeeeeereeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw you fap, even though you're not in the mood and your dick doesn't want to play game

I am unironically trained in the art of the katana

are the automatic page updates screwey for anyone else? Its pushing the page up instead of keeping it in the same place sometimes. idk man

jap moot is downloading too many video games on the mainfram

>>71096736
Same. I don't even think I can cum anymore.

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I bought my car with money the government gave me for college. I don't consider it misuse of resources because I wouldn't be able to get to class on time without it.

>>71096732
It's OK, I still love you <3