Good haircut edition
>>71094208
JUST
death to the new world order
stop enslaving us
>that dumbass
/Shit/ edition tbqh
yanks, do we need 'em?
bash the fash edition
bash
*sucker punches you*
there is no point in jailbreaking an iphone unless you're a hobbyist
need a /brit/ gf
thoughts on these eyebrows?
a colonoscopy is through the mouth isn't it?
>americans are fat and stupid haha
how'd we become the greatest military and economic power in human history then?
there is no point in not jailbreaking an iphone unless you're a retard
>thoughts on these eyebrows?
Alt-right?
More like ulcer-right
what're your favourite subreddits lads?
>>71094272
That's an endoscopy la
girl here x
>>71094286
/r/leftypolitics
>>71094287
FUCK
>>71094287
Esophagogastroduodenoscopy to be exact
>>71094271
I think you are probably about 12 if you are still obsessing over loz
>>71094272
for yanks yeah
they're orifices are interchangeable
>>71094286
r/4chan
>>71094278
could batter the entire US military if i felt like it
>>71094286
r/4chan
r/asstastic
>why no, i am not gay
>>71094282
there's literally no point if all you use your phone for is texting snapping calling ig fb etc especially since it voids the warranty
>zelda? pfft. i only play games for real men like horizon: zero dawn and knack 2 only on the ps4 pro
>>71094286
/r/golf
>>71094286
/r/bogpill
just back from rugby and then techno. im fairly pissed. ama.
>>71094286
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildScrubs/
>>71094278
Your military is just niggers and spics and you know it
>>71094345
not what i expected
>>71094328
i forgot iphones aren't durable whatsoever
>>71094339
whats the square root of 3025
>>71094332
>I play videogames
>>71094271
haven't played a Zelda game since Twilight Princess
they still good?
>me? why yes, I love revisiting the legend of zelda, an epic rpg from my childhood and it definitely has not been beat to death my the internet over the past decade
>I'll be leaving now, if anyone needs me I'll be over at speedrunslive.com
>>71094305
Ask for plenty of Versed
>>71094312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bznDjbQLzMo
here's how yanks drink coffee
>>71094345
noice
>>71094371
me either
breath of the wild looks like it's going to be amazing though
>i'm a mobile gamer
>>71094339
Post willy?
>>71094366
>the square root
which one?
starting right now Im changing my life
see you guys
>>71094338
trust reddit to suck the humour out of the goldmine that is the wankoffs
might be leaving the call centre soon lads
>>71094425
nerd
>>71094387
>>71094389
and -55 you absolute brainlets
>>71094426
What caused you to change your ways?
>>71094433
Give me a quick rundown on those guys
> princess diana died for this
You should be ashamed.
Now this is what old 4chan used to be like
>>71094419
not right now.
haven't wanked in like a week so im due an explosive power wank.
>>71094439
google says its 55
*invades thread*
>>71094445
they made the call that saved germany
>>71094436
mong
might spunk my uni loan on a pc
>>71094392
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>71094435
mmm...yeaaaaaahhh...I'm gonna need you to stay back late Monday...mmm...that'd be great
fucking hell lads i need to put my willy in a fanny NOW
How do you take your coffee?
>>71094473
shit film
Rorkes are the most awkward and embarrasing group to rise this current decade.
kill me.
>>71094482
up the ass
>>71094454
Post prewank throbbing willy and postwank sad flaccid willy
ordering this
Real Atheist Power Hour
>>71094482
>>71094499
post arsehole
>>71094445
they made the call to ittin
>>71094482
Black as midnight on a moonless night
>>71094501
enjoy your combusted ass cheek
>>71094491
black?
>>71094501
>leaf flag
checks out
>>71094522
Excellent post
I'm a Tetley man myself
>>71094527
give me a quick crash course on bane's plan
>>71094524
Eww gay
>>71094522
The fact that someone made that lmao
>>71094516
eating chicken wings that have gone cold
not bad ngl
>>71094546
ah yes, this meme scientist is almost as intelligent as le nigger scientist
>>71094516
>>71094546
Early in his career he did a lot of damage pushing SETI and the unscientific Drake equation.
Later he contributed to the equally unscientific Nuclear Winter theory. He did this for political reasons-- not scientific ones.
All of this, of course, was merely laying the groundwork for the Global Warmist nonsense that has been very profitable.
>>71094570
>look mom I said the n-word again!
>>71094586
fuck off reddit
about to close my browser window, anything your lads want to say to me?
>all these yank posts
right i'm sick of yeh, any yank ""men"" want to fight i'll gladly oblige
>>71094597
racists out
reckon if I punched a nuke hard enough it would explode tbf
>>71094586
t. Mandem
>Global Warmist nonsense that has been very profitable
>>71094611
like pottery
glad to see fedoraposting back in force lads
>climate change denial
>check flag
>>71094599
Yeah, get your head checked, lad.
Any runt looking for validation from this pathetic lot of runts has a screw loose somewhere.
>>71094628
seriously fuck off if you're gonna be racist
>it's another /pol/yank episode
even 30 years ago if you said something was "pretty good" in england most people would realise you were using an americanism. same with "can i get" instead of "can i have". we don't even realise how americanised we've become
>>71094597
i take great pleasure knowing you autists are increasingly frustrated that you can't be racist irl any more
>>71094642
who's the person on the right
>c-china is well on the same track as japan was when its economy was booming
dumb shit people say 101
>>71094653
donald trump
>>71094645
wouldn't "could I have" be more common?
>>71094642
i've always wondered who that lad was
> le generic right wing opinion
> yank flag
You guys try too hard.
>>71094654
Don't care
ARISE YE WORKERS FROM YOUR SLUMBER
>>71094654
yeah haha
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>71094645
Could care less
>>71094687
Bin yourself
>>71094667
Nobody actually gives a shit
sarumane?
ahhhhhh yes...........................
>>71094687
It's literally one Yank spamming his shit
>cuck left wing opinion
>leaf flag
You guys try too hard.
Just boofed a pint
>>71094722
Digging the I <3 wynne pin
She's going to make anime real
>>71094740
What is boofed?
>>71094345
>mfw going to be a doctor
h-hello ladies
Ssurprised you all still tolerate leafs around here. We got rid of them in /um/ years ago
>>71094758
Ingesting booze anally
>>71094722
nice digits
kek approves of your post
>tfw still at the club but got an irish bird lined up for cyber sex on snapchat when I get home
Not quite as good as real sex but I'll take it
Her snapchat name as 1998 in it which is making me feel like a nonce even though she's 18
>>71094772
if only
>>71094708
Arise ye prisoners of want
>>71094777
Pics?
Have you ever walked into a neighbourhood bar and saw that 50-something y/o man in full denim watching the game and having a pint of the brown stuff and hobnobbing with the mates and thought "I want to be that guy one day"?
How do I become /thatguy/?
>nice digits
>kek approves of your post
>>71094722
even in a meme that is supposed to mock him, trudeau is still hot as fuck.
is pol rustled by a dashing-looking chad aryan manmore that happens to have differing opinions from them?
Just nicked some twats pint
>>71094806
wtf are you gay
>>71094786
give snap name pls
>>71094791
For reason in revolt now thunders
fuck everyone in this thread
>even in a meme that is supposed to mock him, trudeau is still hot as fuck.
>is pol rustled by a dashing-looking chad aryan manmore that happens to have differing opinions from them?
>>71094818
ummm sweetie having his drink is one thing but make sure you return the glass
a lot of pint glasses are family heirlooms
>>71094819
just know a good DICK when I see it
>>71094832
absolute fucking state
>>71094832
hot
people might think his abs look kind of fucked up, but that's just how ripped he is. his abs have abs and it all is just a rippling wall of pure muscle
>europeans are the master race
>nearly all european inventions were created by jews
kekofgod.png
Autismo yank has a problem with gays
Doesn't he know it's 2017? #LGBT4Trump
Lads I can talk to older/ugly women very easily but I can't talk to good looking women
Ugh
>>71094824
Shan't be doing that I'm afraid paddy
I will take solace in the slim chance you're trlstrd
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT
WE'LL BE HOLDING ON FOR EVER
can hear the flatmate crying
just gonna ignore it
>>71094826
And at last ends the age of cant.
>>71094832
He looks in worse shape In this pic than most others
>>71094873
>expecting autismo Yank to not be retarded
Listening to phil collins
>>71094880
know that fucking feel lad
why are women so scary
>>71094824
>>71094887
In the chance you might be related to her
reckon I might be the so-called autismo
>>71094880
>I can talk to older women
that is literally a gift
>>71094888
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SHART
I wanted to have lost more than than this
>>71094933
My sides
>>71094900
being a high-strung pollie takes a big toll on your body
even for a meme position like pm of canada
>>71094926
honestly 4chan uses 'autism' so much I didn't grasp how serious it was. I always thought it was an affliction that made you socially awkward, but with some people it can render them unable to communicate at all or develop beyond an elementary intelligence
>>71094932
I mean older as in old lad not as in in her 30s
>>71094932
abomination
>>71094959
mmmm yes
>there are ugly, stupid and fat virgins in this thread RIGHT NOW
>ladbible posts a story about a "brave single mother" dressing up as a man for a fathers event at school
>the kid is mixed
you can't make it up
Can't believe some humanoids actually ingest numerous portions of this psychoactive grain water and derive so called "enjoyment".
>>71094989
I'm not fat.
You just gotta be more confident bro
>>71094976
Eve Laurence is one of my fave mid 2000s porn stars
>>71094957
>>71094959
>>71094986
right, just FUCK off
>>71094976
it's the "YOU ARE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE" face
haha what a classic
>>71094989
i'm not stupid
really wish I lived in 90s japan. not even an anime weeb
>>71094989
im pretty ugly
>>71095012
MAKE America fuck off, bud
>>71094998
You should try having some la, recommend it with some of your closest lads
>live in halls
>dated my flatmate from the start of November until two weeks ago
>she dumped me
>just heard her walk into the flat giggling with some guy
FUCK
>>71094989
i'm a virgin
none of the others are true though
>>71095041
you know what to do
foy.
>>71095041
Cock block him la
> the proliteriate derive much of their nutrition and satisfaction from a glass of fizzy wheat water
Dire.
>>71095041
this - >>71095052
film her having a shit and post it on here
i'm ugly and stupid and fat but NOT a virgin
>>71095058
i'm working class but i don't drink
also
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11758083/Harmful-drinking-is-a-middle-class-phenomenon.html
>>71095077
are you a virgin?
>>71095068
Didn't some tripfag get arrested for doing something like that?
>>71095057
Pretty sure I'd just get laughed at or possibly beaten up
>>71094989
I'm ugly and slightly fat (sated gym so won't be soon) but I am most definitely NOT a virgin
>the illiterate derive much of their entertainment from shiteposting in a general that they are not welcome in
Grim
>>71095089
FONC
>>71095089
He got arrested for passing in a bottle
>>71094986
Name?
>>71094989
>ugly
nah
>stupid
average
>fat
a bit
>in this thread
nah
>>71095083
I don't drink either
college student in my state just died from drinking too much, falling down the stairs and not protecting his head, he got up, walked around for 12 hours and everyone thought he was still drunk, but in actuality he had severe brain hemorrhaging. fell asleep and they couldn't wake him back up
Just saw this on the gfs Snapchat story
>>71095089
>Pretty sure I'd just get laughed at or possibly beaten up
Big fucking deal? Better to try than whine about it on here, show em who's the boss
>>71095106
deauxma
> in certain circles, camaraderie is had by friends over a half pint of fermented grain juice
Howling.
chess
https://lichess.org/IUxhU0tz
>>71095148
tragic tits
>>71095134
what percentage of white women have fucked black men do you reckon?
>"Well look who finally came out of his cave!"
>>71095128
>ameridrinks
>>71095134
me in the red shirt
haha wish i was joking
>>71095161
she's in her 50s so they're pretty okay
>>71095032
only 10 more yearsâ„¢ until china reaches where japan was in the 80sâ„¢ bro
t. worlds best economist
>>71095168
60%
>>71095169
*screeches*
*hisses*
>>71095083
>>71095128
>I I don't drink
You're either a paki or a bender
Whatever you are, you're a twat and I HATE you
>>71095169
left to right
yes yes maybe no maybe maybe yes no yes maybe yes no yes
>>71095204
neither
why does it bother so many people if you don't drink?
fuark
>>71094208
FUKKING drunjk ad fuck
>>71095204
i'm neither of those, just a manlet
why does it bother you? it's not like we're scheming against you.
>>71095216
TRIGGERED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRINK ALCOHOL NOW!!!!!
>>71095231
Post willy
i got black out drunk every single night for 6 years and suffered no physical harm besides a mild reversible buildup of fat on my liver which cleared within weeks of stopping
>>71095231
whhen im to drujk fizing typos is not something i do
> it is know that among certain subsets of the human population; those ones that are more socially adept and are known to procreate, a certain beverage of fermented ethanol-rich grain juice holds status as the prefered entheogen
Hmmm....
>>71095228
>face
Human face-morph to conceal myself amongst the populace only at 79% power
>red wine
>and sleeping pills
>help me get back to your arms
>cheap sex
>and sad films
>help me get where I belong
>>71095231
>tfw 5'4 and built like a drunken icelander
>>71095242
NO LEWSD
BÆUE BOARD
>>71095216
It's beer week throughout the Bay Area
You're missing out
>>71095274
How are you preparing for the volcanic eruptions la?
>>71095266
im not THE FUCKING MIDGET /DVERGUR)
How can I have vivid dreams lads
>>71095297
Pop some melatonin
>>71095282
a whole week just for beer? weird
>>71095169
ginger lad looks like more of a tismo than me
>>71095297
diazepam
Nothing wrong with drinking in moderation, however those who do drugs are subhuman degenerates
>>71095274
listen here you little fuck your women are sort of hot but sort of look like aliens mixed with japanese perceptions of what white people are every single day i rue that icelanders did not colonize america sooner because that means the only nordic state in the us (mn) would have more turf just imagine how many beautiful alien woman i could have met if you weren't pussy pissy fucks and decided to land on the shore and not reach america then turn back you are like cats deciding to go outside or not
The Lobster is a great film
>>71095288
have a canki and a m3ö5 readdy to go
FUCK A GOT WORK IN 7 HOUES
The Lobster is a shit film
>>71095303
Yep
All the breweries and bars are doing shit
>>71095297
Get sick
Starve
Vary your breathing patterns inorder to induce hallucinations due to hypoxia
/pol/ btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Iy_GpVJv6I
the lobster is a crustacean
Me at school
>>71095313
alcohol is a drug
>>71095282
stupid question, but how do people still even afford to live in SF?
you all are autismos as well. met some of you here out east and you are terrible at conversation, no offense
>>71095318
i liked green room better of the two, definitely capitalized on all the emotions the lobster only touched on
>>71095297
nic not jokinh wil make you dream INSANE SHIT
>>71095340
Subphylum are a social construct
>>71095342
yank high school sounds like a nightmare tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWOuTamR_s
lobster
trying my best
>>71095344
They have bitchen jobs I guess
I live in the east bay but it's still expensive af
>>71095337
>children are not raised by their parents, they circulate around
that's actually how children were originally raised in very early human tribes. you can still see this communal raising of children in some african tribes
> sapient creatures inhabiting a remote star cluster of the milky way galaxy engage in prodigious consumption of a liquid produced by decomposition of plant matter that then contains ethyl alcohol
> this beverage is widely enjoyed, and consumed oftentimes from glass vestibules
don't know whether to go to bed or just do an all nighter
hmmmm
>>71095343
Not the same thing type
>>71095389
i'm 27 and make 21k a year
Is there like a comprehensive guide on how to cure depression
>>71095408
kill yourself
>>71095406
$56k/yr here
>>71095406
fuck OFF richfag
>>71095408
just bee urself
>>71095408
sissy hypno on /gif/
fixed me right up
>>71095381
>in some african tribes
ah yes the apex of civilisation
>>71095408
Hahaha How Is Depression Even Real Like Be Happy Like Nigga Smile Hahaha
>claims to live the superior neet lifestyle
>is depressed
>>71095439
while their technology is primitive, communal raising of a child seems to have less stress on the parents, as the entire group spreads out the responsibility.
the idea is not completely lost in the west. the concept of schooling is sort of like this, albeit teachers still have more of a burden than normal
>>71095439
Don't diss Mother Africa.
>>71095439
>>71094208
Nice topic OP
right in my realm
Who here /NEET at uni/
nobody, I repeat, NOBODY give it the slightest amount of attention
>>71095473
>communal raising of a child seems to have less stress on the parents
>child dies
>lol its okay i have 9 more
wew lad
MAKE MY LIVER HANDLE WHAT MY HEART WONT
>>71095499
>NEET at uni
Not in
Employment
EDUCATION
Training
come back to the chess match lad
>>71095499
NEET means Not in Education Employment or Training, dumbfuck.
If you're going to school, you're not a NEET.
>>71095502
Sorry I couldn't help it.
>>71095499
me lad
>>71095518
i think he's joking lad, autism sure shows up at 4am
>autism sure shows up at 4am
so did you
hmmm
>>71095508
that's what the west was like when infectious diseases killed a huge swathe of children before they reached for adulthood
now a lot of people in the US have forgotten that fact, and take vaccines for granted, like a stupid little thing they can just ignore
>he's here
>that's the point of the post
i suck at chess
>>71095508
the nuclear family does put insane stress on parents
hence the divorce rates
hopefully we'll see the return of small villages and the abolition of marriage
>>71095297
zinc
im a closeted homosexual
>>71095558
the town hall/cuckshed
>>71095499
never had a job
dunno how to even get one or how i'd cope
Who /9to5NEET/ here?
>>71095558
I for one am not sure on Marx's stance on the family. He argued communes were the way forward and not the family.
Opinion, since you seem knowledged.
>>71095556
didn't know it was you who took the game
come back icelad
>>71095549
kids are staying alive in the west because we don't live in filthy conditions, clean water and no risk of famine
not because of vaccines
Considering setting up a fake news website to try and make some wonga
if teenagers in fucking fyromia can do it then so can i
landabois desu started out ironicalluy like my life
>he assumes my sexuality by the non-sexual images I post on an anime board
>>71095576
This, I just want to flip burgers part time, why do I need to play these corporate games.
>>71095592
NOT MEEE
Who /tradesmanNEET/ here?
>>71095587
Communes of extended families are the ideal imo.
Who /gainfullyemployedNEET/ here?
>>71095630
what trade
>>71095596
smallpox? polio? measles? mumps? rubella?
I can go on
>>71095655
what can you say about carlton?
>>71095655
what does gasinfuly employed mean
>>71095645
sounds degenerate in today's society if I be honest with you.
REALLY miss the ex-gf lads
a lot
I'm so lonely
>>71095655
gay 'n' fully employed?
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/is/
check this contsalntly to see what icelad is upto
>>71095656
I'm just taking the piss out of the /uniNEET/ fag. Illiterate fuckwit.
>>71095662
My role model.
>>71095673
You're employed and making satisfactory progress in life. Pretty much the antithises of being a NEET.
Never had a friend lads
NEET isn't even just a 4chan term, the UK government use it officially
Infact I've always wondered whether 4chan got the term from us or whether it's a general term thst yanks use too??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcO4IDAZsHI
oh my god that fucking drop
>>71095674
>degenerate
nothing wrong with a bit of degeneracy
>>71095707
It was used in K-On!
do a new
NOW
>>71095710
state of this post
>canadian flag
oh that's why
>>71095684
not to be that guy, but I doubt she misses you.
Girls have it so much easier in finding new potential boyfriends, they only need to go out once to get railed. My best friend's ex who were together for 5 years, she went and railed 8 guys in a week after it. What I'm saying is, ex-gf's are that for a reason, don't think about her because the reality will hurt.
>>71095725
hikikomori my man
>>71095707
yanks don't use it, it's from us
>>71095707
It was term made up by the UK government to describe /brit/ posters.
Because /brit/ is so self aware, they started using it themselves and wearing it as a badge of pride.
The UK government is actively trying to combat NEETism.
>>71095725
Don't reply to me ever again
>>71095738
Don't reply to anyone that's replied to me ever again
>>71095751
>The UK government is actively trying to combat NEETism.
Isn't every government?
>>71095753
*replies to you*
>>71095660
yeah vaccines can prevent localised outbreaks and are good overall to stop infectious disease spread but most kids in africa are dying from preventable diseases like diarrhoea and other waterbourne stuff, or just a simple lack of nutrition
that's african tribalism atm
yummyyyy