what do australians think of americans? for the most part we

>>71093181
>we think you guys are really cool and have awesome accents
That's a funny way to spell insane and completely fucked up

despise them

the nickname Americans get here is seppo, which is short for sceptic tank
that should tell you all you need to know

>>71093181
Fucking hate them. Especially when they come here.

Yanks need to stay out, they're shitcunts who we don't need.

>>71093181
most are indifferent to generally negative
some are positive
some absolutely hate you

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reminder that you are all the descendants of American soldiers stationed in Australia during World War II. your great grandmothers became willing slaves to the Big American Cock (BAC)

>>71095748
yeah all those people living in the population centres of Cairns and Fremantle

>>71095818
hello cousin

Americans are the only group of people widely accepted as being ok to openly hate on.

>>71095920
and the English

>>71095920
Not even lebs?

>>71095961
I don't think I've met someone with a sincere hatred of the English though.

>>71095980
In sydney, yeah
Nowhere else has the leb problem though

>>71095981
No, not a sincere hatred but people do tend to "hate on" them

>we think you guys are really cool

Huh? Accents I get, but we tend to think they're drunken beach trash.

>>71093181
>for the most part we think you guys are really cool and have awesome accents
I don't think I've ever had a conversation with another person about Australians.

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>>71095417
>2016+1
>having a daily show tier view of America

Le Drumpf am I right m8s?

>>71095748
Mainly because the Yanks sat on their hands and fucked around until Pearl Harbour was bombed, THEN they started "fighting", what a pack of useless cunts

>>71098128
>2017
>Still using that stupid mask.

are you 12 years old?

>>71093294
Doesn't that sound like someone you would invite to a party?
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>>71095920
Pretty rude.

>>71099068
I still wear mine when I'm playing dota xD

it's epic win

>>71098128
It's nothing to do with your government, it's your people.

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Will i get a qt american gf easily if I go to burgerland?

I love America/Americans generally, but most people here don't like you

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I met an Australian once. He seemed really cool at first. We were at a bar/restaurant I frequent. He kept trying to bum cigarettes off the dishwasher and found out later he skipped out on a fifty dollar tab and the waiter had to pay it. Son of a bitch, that one. Had a friend from New Zealand, once. He was some contractor out of Fort Worth. Liked to drink and play vidya. He was cool as shit. True stories.

90% of australians love us, /int/ is full of the 10% loser cunts who are social outcasts in their own country

>>71099303
not true. American influence in the 21st century on Australia has made many hate America.

Eg. Turning everything into a racial thing.

Why did Australians always fight in British wars, and why do they always fight in American wars now?

>>71099335
Who knows, if Sept. 11 never happened I'd probably have seen my dad more growing up.

>>71099326
>consume american media and products
>DUDE FUCK AMERICA LMAO

dumb bogan cunts

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>>71099326
Stop being white niggers that suck the dole. Please. You already have people thinking that we can't be trusted with good guns. Just look at YOU.

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>>71099361
and you ask why the world hates you guys now?

>>71099375
not our fault you like our movies/tv shows/food/video games so much

that's the free market

>>71099402
They have to censor that shit. No bad stuff

>>71099257
No.

This has nothing to do with your nationality and everything to do with you being a loser.

Unless you're not a loser in which case banzai nigga.

>>71099326
Are you referring to the cancerous urban sprawl you decided to imitate?

>>71099366
You can't get the dole until you're 25 now.

>>71099402
Not interested in arguing. But Australia gave the world wi-fi. Since you use wi-fi, does this mean you can't criticize Australia?

Essentially, you're missing my point, and assume i'm arguing which country is better. Which I'm not

>>71099450
Well that will be something to look forward to when you move out from underneath your parents

>>71099450
I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of complaining about american influence that you paid for out of your own pocket. Brits hate american influence and they have a leg to stand on.

>>71099450
>you're missing my point
You having no point is the real issue

>>71099469
Again, you're disproving what your main point is.

You said that Australia and in fact the world, love the US. Now look at your responses when somebody criticizes your country. It isn't pretty. This is post greatest country in the world America that you're putting on display.

>>71099510
If you read what I said, you would know what my point is. Instead you just got offended.

Fuck em, they hung up on Trump.

>>71099508
i never paid for anything. I look at abos and hardcore leftists cry white privilege and start a BLM march and I think "America started this"

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>>71099511
that was the other guy. I was merely jabbing at you for living in a nanny state that wants you to be a bunch of stupid children that aren't allowed to have sharp objects.

>>71099575
It's got nothing to do with Trump. It had nothing to do with Obama. It had nothing to do with Bush. Your government is not why people dislike Americans. Your people's behaviour outside of your country is enough.

>>71099597
Yeah well I came across some australians in florida who were drunk as shit and starting trouble with the beach patrol but I don't hate all australians because of it. I might have to rethink my stance.

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>>71099597
Do you want to know how many guns I own? They just sit around as family heirlooms. Can you even imagine? I have two British (australian) Enfeild bayonettes that are cool as fuck. Probably used in the Pacific theatre. Bet they'd get confiscated in your country.

>>71099643
you can have guns in Australia

>>71099597
>Your people's behaviour outside of your country is enough.
So it comes down to not being able to handle the banter. What are we doing then that is so wrong then?

>>71099655
Bayonettes aren't guns, retard
>>71099643
Why does that matter at all? We're giving you our thoughts on Americans.

>>71099655
your little one shot 22 after you get a license for it. Don't lie.

>>71099667
I can have memorabilia of your proud ancestors and you can't, even though they were your ancestors. That shit is dangerous! That is the point. Can't be trusted with freedom

>>71099667
>Do you want to know how many guns I own?

Btw really cause I thought Swords and knives where guns.

>>71099673
You're getting really upset man.

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We used to be such good friends

What happened

>>71099690
>freedom

did the NSA and TSA tell you that you have this?

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>>71099694
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My Steir

>>71093181
Generally obnoxious and as a people, a cancerous stain on the modern world.

>>71099719
Like you don't have mass surveillance in australia

The point is when it comes to freedom of expression and right to bear arms we beat you

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>>71099719
man fuck those people. Nobody registers shit in this state

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>>71099743
Why does everything come back to guns with you people?
You're a stereotype, dude

>>71099303
4chan is for the social outcasts.
Normalfags can fuck off.

>>71099737
>The point is when it comes to freedom of expression and right to bear arms we beat you

Ok great. Thank you for disproving that the world doesn't hate america by.. showing your guns.

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THIS PICTURE IS A LIE ;____;

I'm going to print it out and tear it up ;____;

>>71099335
Australia has always relied heavily on imports and exports; and therefore, are completely dependent on a stronger naval power to secure their coastal and international shipping. They buy this naval protection by joining their suzerain's wars.

>>71093181
Aussies are cunts.

>>71099762
We know the world hates us, we might not have the brightest folks but we're the greatest nation God ever created on this green earth.

>>71099756
One part of me thinks, "this is the nicest Australian I have ever met, I feel bad for talking shit when I'm just mad at stuff other people from his other country say all the time"

and the other side of me says "This guy doesn't even give a shit about personal rights and wants the state to do everything for him, no doubt it should be his fault when he can't even take care of himself and blame the government for it".


I am conflicted. I apologize

>>71099737
You have no freedom of expression in America, nor right to hairy arms. What you have is an incredibly controlled mass mainstream media which is in bed with government and dictates what the majority think.
You have a freedom to get shot in schools and public places more than any other modern nation.

When the French gave your nation the Statue of Liberty, the meaning of liberty clearly got lost in translation.

>>71099832
Not anymore faggot, we got Trump now

MAGA

>>71099886
>>71099901
cuck detected

>>71099832
The mainstream media isn't in bed with the government, it's in bed with the leftist bullshit.

Our education system and news media is a complete joke. We still have more Liberty than any other nation on Earth, including other Western nations.

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>>71099928
>The mainstream media isn't in bed with the government, it's in bed with the leftist bullshit.
>We still have more Liberty than any other nation on Earth, including other Western nations.
Everyone is already familiar with the American stereotype, so you can drop the act already.

>>71099966
Will someone blow this cuck's brains out already?

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>>71099928
" We still have more Liberty than any other nation on Earth, including other Western nations."

>America ranks 13th in starting a business, according to the Doing Business rankings compiled by The World Bank.

>The U.S. ranks 47th in press freedom, according to Reporters Without Borders. So much for freedom of the press.

>The U.S. ranks 20th in international trade, according to the Doing Business rankings compiled by The World Bank.

>The U.S. is only the 11th happiest country in the world, according Columbia University’s Earth Institute.

>There are 21 countries better than America in freedom from corruption, according to Heritage.org.

>The U.S. is ranked 192nd, dead last, in the net trade of goods and services, according to the CIA World Factbook.

>>71099643
> An American's first defense at being insulted is to whip out his rifle.

No wonder people think you're third world.

>>71099993
Lol i'd suggest the same but you'd need a microscope to find yours kek

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>>71099966
Since you didn't respond to my post, and I want to make this clear: I probably do not agree with many things these other Americans are saying and I don't want you to necessarily assume I'm on their side.

Do you have a job? Do you live with your parents? This is a relevant question. I'm not trying to make you feel bad.

>>71099998
Considering there are 200 other countries in the world, being 21st or 11th in something like this isn't a bad thing. I also don't believe 47th place press freedom ranking. If people like Alex Jones can spout off with muh reptiles muh illuminati nonsense we must have some pretty free press.

>>71093181
You're alright when there's only 1 or 2 of you, but when you're in a group, you're insufferable.

If Australia doesn't play ball with our plans for south east asia we'll have to annex their shitty nanny state.

>>71100038
That's a knife, and I only posted it because it is an AUSTRALIAN knife that was used by men braver and more hoss than I'll ever be that you happened to not be allowed to own memorabilia of for your safety. I don't carry that shit around like a thug.. Dummy.

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>If Australia doesn't play ball with our plans for south east asia we'll have to annex their shitty nanny state.

>>71100055
You and your aspergers can get the fuck out of here, bitchboy.

handegg is a gay and stupid sport

>>71100161
You can get a job too. Trump isn't going to give you one, I promise.

>>71100187
Sad!

why do aussies call yanks septics i can't think of any other instance where they use rhyming slang that's OUR game

>>71100203
motherfucker there are millions of people here. From every single nation on the god damned planet. You expect us all to be the same?

>>71100233
>damned
*bleeps you*

>>71100209
Literally because we're meme masters

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>American ask if Aussies like them
>Several Aussies mention Americans aren't exactly loved
>FUCK YOU GUYS

Everytime

>>71100209
We have a bit of rhyming slang, but its not as obvious as yours, and pretty much no one uses it.

Such as "hoping on the dog" means talking on the phone.
"Dog and bone" = telephone in this instance.

>>71100259
you're practically american dumb leaf

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>>71100259
OP just made this shit and ditched. As far as I know he just made this for fun. I doubt he cares as much as the rest of us. I happen to think Canada would be awesome, but I don't know any French.

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>this thread

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>>71100331
Doesn't affect what I said.

>>71100331
That makes you practically Canadian then

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>>71100381
I have to freak out when I get sick though. Seriously, can you really go to the ER if you stick a nail in your leg and they're like "ayy let's get that outta there, friend" and it's done with? I know this is a stupid question. I don't understand Canadian healthcare

>>71100500
You just show your healthcard

>>71100661
Don't pretend like it's that easy

If you have to go to the ER for any reason your ass is waiting there. Even scheduling appointments took fucking ages. Had to wait 5 hours for her to get a referral for specialist physician

t. Ex GF was Canadian and I lived in Toronto

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>>71100810
>asks what it's like
>doesn't like the answer

>>71100810
depending on how bad the emergency is it works by priority

go in, show health card, wait 3-6 hours, see doctor for 10 mins, leAve

>>71100893
Not him you scrub but you made it sound like a breeze and I know for a fact it can be hassle, especially in a place like Toronto

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>this thread

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>I love Australians! you're just like the crocodile hunter and your shitposts are soooo funny XD

>What??!!! you don't love america :((
FUCK YOU BOGAN CUNTS

Every single time, fucking seppos are as predictable as they are fat and mixed race

>>71095981
Have you met any Irish people?

>>71104495
God save the Queen