Future pres edition
/bouchard/
I'm male guys.
>>71092189
me too, what a coincidence
No yellowposting this time
>>71092204
cool, wanna talk about our dicks or something?
>>71092189
that's what they all say till I whip it out
>>71092165
why is he always posed like that? are the graphic designers still finishing his character model?
>>71092165
>future pres
>a Canadian
You really can't resist...
>>71092188
these dubs
>>71092189
this truth
>>71092213
this post
>>71092216
I dont have a penis though, I just identify as male
>>71092245
what a coincidence. me too
the goal
>>71092228
>when based whitey forms a protective wall around you
t-thanks
buying gf
>>71092165
>tfw told gf to fuck off and refused to got with her and her shitty friends
they just left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZIHJ8onpBQ
i lvoe dankmerk
>>71092291
Danish sounds made up.
the gf
>>71092304
It sounds like someone choking and desperately trying to get help.
I will run for future president in the future
>>71092268
every asian on 4chinz is either White worshipping or super butthurt asianmasculinity poster
Why is there no in between?
Rate me, /cum/
please be nice, I have severe depression and might kill myself at any moment
my cat is a good cat
>>71092346
dork LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71092327
*smell of human waste permeates the thread*
Pajeet!
>>71092346
@ least you're white lol
>>71092346
>>>/soc/
nice jaw though
>>71092336
am I the in-between if I'm half and half?
>>71092327
Remember us when you're President of the super power of 2030.
And don't forget, I invested in your business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9p534Q5hhw
how do i become an american? btw, which southern state is the best?
>>71092165
I wonder if electing a canadian will ever be a thing here.
Who is your favourite french canadian female tennis player?
>>71092376
>>71092336
fuck I mean if I'm half white half asian
>>71092382
idk about getting in, have a really useful skill america is in short supply of
I would recommend the carolinas, Tennessee, and Kentucky
AMA
>>71092350
Your cat is a giant hissbag.
>>71092376
No because you just get supreme gentleman memes.
>>71092421
What else does your body do with its biological buffers or are they simply byproducts?
>>71092421
Would you a French woman?
>>71092382
Carolinas, Tennessee, or West Virginia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wEyiFZanA
>>71092424
both of my cats follow me everywhere
probably because I feed them
>>71092412
Tennessee sounds cool. I wouldn't mind being a bartender or some shit like that. But it's a question weather would i have a money for a apartment and for life in general with that job
>>71092425
FUCK
>>71092456
oh yeah, W. Virginia is great too. I would recommend the area along the border with Virginia. THe center of the state seems incredibly poor to me (outside WVU that is)
>>71092443
I don't know
>>71092451
I fuck anything that moves even if it's not a person
i wanna kill
>>71092494
Let me guess, /asean/ mother and generic American father?
>>71092502
The sun is moving at 450,000 mph around the galaxy.
Good luck :^)
>>71092491
the good thing is that you like the south, which is really cheap in comparison to the west coast or the northeast, which is very hard for immigrants to afford
I don't know much about bartending, but if you're ever up for healthcare, there's a lot of places here that need workers.
good luck. our system is pretty crazy
>>71092521
if you want to kill
go to the local mosque
>>71092421
Are you an alcoholic or are related to any?
>>71092528
I love cum haha
>>71092533
The sun is pretty big, I wouldn't even know if it would fit
>>71092564
Sometimes I binge, my mom used to be one
>>71092587
you mean /cum/, right? h-haha
finished my homework with 3 hours to spare
>>71092608
I know what I'm about son
>>71092587
niggerfaggot
>>71092587
sauce
>>71092615
>homework
fuck off
>>71092537
There are cheap spots in the NE, just in less desirable areas or with less pleasant accommodation. It's beneath the living standards that a lot of people would consider acceptable.
You are probably right about the West Coast though because their urban populations are still increasing and don't have as much dilapidated housing stock.
being gay is bad because i said so
>>71092570
w-was I right?
大家好!
>>71092587
but you said earlier u arent homosecksyouwull
>>71092643
Being gay is bad because every gayboi is a poofter and will cheat on you
>>71092671
no
r8 me lads.
pls no bully
>>71092665
big family good
I want some seed inside my mouth
>>71092690
Same lol
>>71092671
Girls can cum too, you know.
>>71092681
not you/10
>>71092346
try a less autistic facial expression and you're good to go
>>71092644
y-yeah
>>71092690
Are you a bird?
>>71092690
>>71092707
Me too.
>>71092570
cats are silly critters
>>71092681
no bulge :( /10
>>71092733
yes
>>71092547
no mosques here
>>71092678
its ok i had gay thing a few months ago but now i have a cutie girl to keep me away from such evil things
>>71092713
shut up
>>71092761
mind if I erect a mosque in your city right quick?
VAGINA
>>71092768
make me, daddy
>>71092547
I've reported this thread to the mounties.
>>71092768
What kind of gay thing?
>>71092730
>his mom got BLEACHED
Nice, do you intensely hate black and asian men?
>>71092773
nobody would go to it, no turks here
please beat me
>>71092819
I wish I could you anime posting faggot.
>>71092669
>>71092819
Bend over, bitch.
>>71092791
enough
>>71092795
peepee up butt stuff
I hate Valentine's day, I want a gf, I'll even let them abuse me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston,_West_Virginia
so it's decided. looks comfy, not too many blacks, it's peacefull probably.
>>71092799
nah, my parents didn't meet through weird circumstances, my dad just wanted to try something other than white women all the time.
I think elliot's huge problem was that he was spoiled, and when he didn't get everything he wanted he blamed his race. blonde women get a lot of hype too (it's brunettes is where it is at fa m)
>>71092851
o
Was it a bf or was it just butt stuff?
>>71092849
Life is suffering.
If you refute that statement, you're an idiot. If you think that statement implies there's no meaning or point to life, you're an idiot. If you don't appreciate how precious life is, you're an idiot.
>>71092855
I'll be your gf if you let me peg your ass while you're dressed like a cute girl.
>>71092819
You sure about this?
>Toronto is 40% white
>has the largest non-white foreign born population
>yet every toronto hockey game is 95% white crowd
why can't foreigners into hockey?
>>71092859
http://www.areavibes.com/charleston-wv/demographics/
>>71092884
We feel suffering because chemicals in our brain gives us emotions
Insects don't feel suffering
>>71092886
I'm super masculine, I won't look like a grill
>>71092886
london
>>71092850
yes of course
>>71092887
yes
I deserve it
>>71092893
toronto is most diverse city i've been to. it's really comfy. but that china town is nasty as shit
>>71092874
butt stuff. after it i sat in a mcdonalds staring off into space feeling alone. kek
but i'm good now i fucking LOVE this girl holy shit she's amazing I want to cuddle her and grab her butt
>>71092936
I'm rite cheah.
>>71092893
>muh ice meme
>>71092893
soccer will be #1 sport in canada soon
no worries
>tfw made reservations at a restaurant for Valentine's Day
>>71092880
>>71092961
get the fuck out, the REAL london is in ontario
>>71092979
>>71092973
i've been on toronto - montreal soccer game, bunch of people, but lots of those were immigrants tho, serbs, croats also
>>71093016
Ohio, Ontario, both starts with o and ends with io, same thing.
>>71092869
Yeah, he had a huge chip on his shoulder about not being completely white. Even when he was 10 or something he wanted to dye his hair blond to be more white and never felt liked he belonged with Whites.
I was friends with a half Jap half Polish guy and he was a very nice autist, it's a shit meme pushed by asianmasculinity.
stop being gay and be straight.
>>71093031
go to chicago
bulgarian and serb capital of america
>>71093034
But Ontario is also a city in Ohio
>>71092893
>the only time you see non-whites at the game is if they are getting BLEACHED or are 3rd generation or something
Truly the whitest sport
I met a guy who was extremely angry about the fact that he's half Cuban and wished to be fully white. He also posts on /pol/ and told me he wishes that his father would've just found a white wife instead.
>>71093072
Reston is my hometown and I found out that it exists in Canada too.
tfw too intelegent to watch hockey
>>71092957
o
Good luck with her bud
>>71093089
why would you want to be white
>>71093108
*inteleports behind you*
>>71093089
>Enjoying a nice match on cs:s
>Peruvian ip address logs in and starts spouting /pol/ memes
>>71093089
>He also posts on /pol/
Non-whites are the most amusing people on /pol/
>c-can I be in your ethnostate? I'm not like other shitskins
>Why did I have to be black? I want to be white
>I l-love white people, but I would never mix with them and ruin it
Next level autism
>>71093066
Pittsburgh - Pennsylvania , where the most of Croats are.
>>71093131
nigga you ugly
>>71093156
DELET
why do republicans want cute traps to be in the same bathroom with them all the time
really makes me think...
normies > yellow fever posters > emma posters > felicity posters > cara posters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feet posters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fedora posters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anime posters
>>71093150
why would you wanna go where croats are?
go to chicago, you can become rich drug dealer like my cousin
Why are hybrid men almost always fucked and hybrid women almost always attractive?
>>71093156
What is ugly if not a word used by those with inferior intellect and willpower to put down their superiors? What do physical looks mean if they fade after death? Unlike you, I am not shallow or vain. While you were out having sex and being with friends, I trained. Now, I am a master of the Dākumajikkudomon'ākumaākumaenjerupawā arts. Prepare to die.
*unsheathes sword*
>>71093182
Because they don't want their sons to fall for the inferior sex
boy love is the best kind of love
This is your Daily Reminder to install Debian GNU/Linux on your personal computer(s)
>>71093227
I think Childish Gambino is pretty cute.
>>71093261
But I already have
>Linux localhost 4.9.8-1-ARCH #1 SMP PREEMPT Mon Feb 6 12:59:40 CET 2017 x86_64 GNU/Linux
>>71093231
never reply to me again
>>71092942
Okay then
>>71093226
>chicago
>bunch of niggers
no tnx
>>71093227
>Keanu Reeves
>fucked
>>71093278
Fine, I'll never reply to you again....
....and you'll never make another post again
*kills you*
>>71093040
Yeah, some of those dudes got really fucked parents, but for the most part we are pretty normie tier people
Thanks for understanding
hey anon
>>71093316
Keanu Reeves is mostly white. Only his grandmother is nonwhite.
Girlfriends are overrated
>>71093367
girlfriends (male) are underated
I want a girl to tie me up, whip me, and call me her bitch.
>>71093367
I don't know man, it's pretty nice finally having one
>>71093397
>I don't know man, it's pretty nice finally being one
O shart can you poo, by the shart's early shite,
What so shartly we hailed at the feces last shart,
Whose broad sharts and bright sharts through the perilous shite,
O'er the ramparts we sharted, down the leg so gallantly streaming?
And the turtles head, the bombs bursting in arse,
Gave proof through the night that our defecation was still there;
O say does that shart-spangled banner yet shart
O'er the shart of the shart and the shart shart shart shart?
>>71093392
>tfw im a girl as a dom in a relationship
feels good :^)
Who is the best poster on /cum/
>>71093413
I don't believe you. Post your cock.
>>71093333
>Thanks for understanding
No problem, not used to niceposting tbqh...
One day buds
>>71093281
thanks for ending my suffering
>>71093423
George
>>71093413
Pls be my bf
>>71093423
1. BajaChan (real)
2. All non-faggots
>>71093433
It didn't feel right.
I'd happily die between her tits
Anyone else here gay?
quintessential californian post
>>71093485
Being gay is a sin so no.
>>71093485
this is a heterosexual general, so no obviously
>>71093432
CHI
>>71093493
Delete this or I'll suck the cum out of your nuts, you fucking faggot.
>>71093397
It'll all come crashing down soon enough.
>>71093480
Just find a Narco king with a gf like that then. Wish granted.
10 acceptable us cities:
new york
pittsburgh
philadelphia
boston
seattle
san francisco
austin
portland or
d.c.
jackson hole
>>71093485
would you like to be fucked by croatian alpha?
>>71093525
Maybe it'll be enough to get me to end my own life, which would be nice.
>>71093540
>D.C
Very low quality bait
>>71093540
>no charlotte
>no l.a.
These fucking sjw faggots keep taking essential features out of Firefox with every new release.
>>71093571
>L.a.
polluted traffic jam of a city, absolutely minging shallow culture even for the usa
>charlotte
no experience of but i guess it could replace jackson hole (not really a city)
What would you ask, /cum/?
>>71093540
ayyyy uk likes me
>>71093600
"Can I ask two questions?"
Then I ask the one that says yes another question.
>>71093571
>L.A.
>acceptable
Um...
>checks flag
Oh...
>>71093504
I can tell by all the animeposters that this is a lie
>>71093600
Are traps gay?
>>71093615
just because he says yes doesn't mean you actually can
>>71093600
sit
>>71093623
You're goddamn right
closed my eyes and clicked a random photo let's see what it is haha x
>>71093630
Then if he's a liar, he won't answer.
>>71093530
I was that narco king 1 month ago
>>71093619
You seem to have really strong opinions on other people backgrounds even though you are black.
what does boipussy feel like?
>>71093600
what would the other one say if i asked them if i was going to ever get a gf
cu/m
>>71093660
Because my mother is a black supremacist so I have no issue with being black.
>>71093645
You lead an exciting life
>>71093677
Both would say yes.
I go between not having a problem with blacks and wanting all niggers to hang.
>>71093673
Great
I thought you were bi?
>>71093713
seek therapy
>>71093687
>>71093713
This 2bh.
I have no problems with other races, hell i have no problems with blacks outside the US.
Is just the african american species that riles me up.
>>71093722
i'm a boipussy virgin
I like fat chicks
>>71093600
Can I suck my own penis, the one that says yes is the liar.
>>71093725
I have lots of issues with me mental health so I should probably do that anyway. For the past decade or so, I'd have times where I was happy and then for no apparent reason, I'd become incredibly unhappy and couldn't stop thinking about how I hate everything about myself and how I'm worthless garbage that needs to commit suicide. Had a day like that yesterday but luckily it didn't last long.
bix n00ds muddafugga
*rapes your daughter*
*gets shot*
>>71093769
You could have taken care of that if you had stopped by on your way to KC you triple nigger
>>71093540
>no Tampa
>>71093785
>me
I turned into a pirate there, buds
>>71093788
i was on a tight schedule...
>>71093766
Chicanos have to bother you a bit
I'm a male guy
>>71093813
You could have been in a tight butthole
>>71093822
me too
>>71093824
kek
What does a sweaty girl smell like after going days without showering
I imagine it's quite nice
>>71093824
Stop being gay.
Buncha queers.
>>71093834
Girls don't go days without showering, especially if they get sweaty
>>71093822
>>71093815
Yeah they bother me but in the end it is if like your brother was an annoying ugly piece of shit cunt, you may hate him but he is still your brother.
>>71093600
I would call them both bad boys and then ask who's a good boy
Reminder that the ancients had wrist watches, Obama doesnt want you to know this
>>71093822
My friend is a mail guy too it sounds like a good job.
Keep up the good work my friend.
>>71093605
asl? xx
>>71093832
So are you a nerd virgin or have you just not been with a boi
>>71092914
insect here. CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
why do americans assume every temperature is in fahrenheit even if they're the only country that still uses fahrenheit
I heat my tortillas in the microwave.
>>71093929
Is this supposed to be a joke
>>71093947
Because everything else in the world organizes itself around us, why shouldn't temperature
>>71093947
Shut the fuck up.
>>71093947
Were smart, their dumb
Should I do lewd things with my penor? y/n
>>71093949
Perfectly fine with flour tortillas.
>>71093968
>>71093969
>>71093979
expected such a response
>>71093854
I'm gonna need a quick rundown.
Canada is by far the worst state in the union.
>>71093987
Only for financial profit
>>71093949
>>71093989
Kill
yourselves
>in the middle of the day yesterday, suddenly start feeling terrible mentally out of nowhere
>this happened pretty often to me so I wasn't surprised or anything
>sitting and drinking with my friend
>we get up to leave
>as we're leaving, my girlfriend starts holding my hand
>stop feeling terrible
Haha it's gonna fucking suck if/when we break up
>>71093997
Shut the fuck up, now
foy
>>71093600
*throw parleG at their faces*
"Bow wow?"
>>71094044
Ban guns
>>71094021
Beaner opinions hold no merit. Flour tortillas heated in a tortilla warmer in the microwave is fine. You're just a dumb idiot who has no friends.
guys im rich
SHALL
NOT
>>71092165
Who won this debate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvy1iDKRk74
>>71094059
Maple story is so 10 years ago
OWN GUNS
BE
>>71094044
Hey Emma
>>71094058
I'm his friend
>>71094062
Answer the fucking question
>>71094058
Is
not
fine
And never will be.
really, are you gonna argue against a mexican on this?
>>71094087
SHHH
Barely anyone plays it on this server anyways.
>>71093947
I believe Myanmar and Venezuela also use Farenheit.
Farenheit was invented in the 1500s by a German alchemist. It's based on the temperature of the human body; 0° is body temperature.
Celsius was invented in the 1700s by French enlightment thinkers and intellectuals. 0 is the freezing temperature of water, 100 is the boiling temperature of water.
The world generally agrees Celsius makes more sense and is more practical. Only a handful of third-world countries use the system invented by a German wizard.
>>71094085
Ted
Flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas
It doesn't matter that they're not ""authentic"" considering that Mexican culture consists of murdering each other in the most brutal ways you can think of
>>71094097
SHALL
>>71094115
>0° is body temperature
What the fuck are you talking about
>>71094126
Corn tortillas are fuckin' delicious, you're wrong and/or white.
>>71094010
/_\~`~|\《\<>¤~¤<]]→←→↓↑←:O▶▼▼
>>71094152
And you're qt
>>71094106
Mexican opinions are irrelevant so there's no argument.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12320869
>>71094152
Negro opinions do not matter.
Since losing my job I've been spending my free time re-learning guitar.
I can still play metal songs I learned 9 years ago.
>>71094126
Flour tortillas are authentic mexican food, maybe north mexican.
Hell "flour tortillas" is a direct translation of "tortilla de harina" which we call them like that because we are fucking dumb.
And you are right, wheat tortilla >>>>>corn tortilla
>>71093951
98% Sirius
>>71094172
You should be executed en masse
>>71094172
oh okay
>>71093645
>>71094191
>No Redditflag
Your opinion does not matter
>>71094173
How'd you lose it
Flaggots should be executed
Enjoy your botnet cunts
The oysters did not kill me, they might acyually be ok
>>71094224
Stopped playing for 5 years. I've been playing bass for 7 though. The extra strings are still fucking with me.
hello
do you guys have some good books to recommend
>replying to people without redditflags
shig
>>71094257
>>71094257
I've been reading The Gallic War.
gotta get that "corn"
>>71094250
If you switch between guitar and bass alot you get yoost to it
>>71094257
>>71094257
OMG guys, it's 543° D right now.
S C R E E C H I N G
>>71094320
>Jerking off the Yanks by Alex
lol
>>71094321
Oh, I'm sorry, this is just a new temperature system I've devised, Delsenheit (D).
It's based on the temperature of my dick in your mom's pussy.
>>71094257
Notre-Dame de Paris
Anything by François M. C. Fourier
Friendly reminder that the South will never rise again because the rebels in the next civil war will be leftists
>>71094262
You are all cancer
>>71094320
Unironically this
>>71094356
My mom's dead
Somebody challenge a nigga at chess ffs
No hippies, no faggots, no bolsheviks.
It's a real man's competition.
https://lichess.org/TzqPv3r5
>>71094349
>non-reddit flag user replied to me
fuck off
>>71094361
>leftists leave voluntarily
>oknoproblempartner.jog
>south rises
>>71094361
So are the Californian Republicans going to join their flyover brothers in destroying the liberal menace?
>>71094376
Are homosexual marxist beatniks alright?
>>71094403
Of course.