/brit/

Why did Cromwell let the jews back into England? I thought he would hate Jews because he was an extremist Christian

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alri

animay

>>71088122
It's not who you know; it's who you blow

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>>71088147
This.

>>71088122
He was an evil man, obviously.

>>71088122
Haha.

Hey Aussie la, sorry I said 'die' to you in that last thread. Didn't mean it

>>71088187
Toujo a shit.

the industry
don't give a fuck about you

this is my first post of the new thread

*detects somebody buying the Sun*

NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

>>71088147
refuweebs not welcome

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black supercentenarians start turning white

6 of the 8 oldest americans ever were black women

>>71088144
delete this picture mate

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who
/warm/
/cozy/
/drunk/
/full/
and
/tired/
here?

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>>71088202
What anime? I just saved the image cus it looked funny

The Steve-O Joe Rogan podcast was fucking incredible

mental

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486342681647.webm

>>71088306
Not tired. Woke up at 12:00 today so I could drink until 4am.

need a bf ;_;

the german poster is very interesting and contradictory, I attribute it to jews being very intelligent

lads last week a solid 3/10 was begging for the D and I turned her down

as a pathetic neet have I missed my one and only chance like a right plonker?

>>71088328
Lundenwic?

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>>71088308
Love Live you bloody pleb, and the girl I called a shit is the purple haired one, she's alright really, it's an idol anime

I CAN C U, U CAN C ME

I CAN C UR NOT T.H.U.G

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbZAAr1NHFU

why does /brit/ attract so many foreigners?

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the insects

>tfw booked a post with the janny, but forgot to pay the extra charge for an image

Fucks sakes

>>71088381
We are all lads here m8 don't know what you're on about tbqh

>>71088317
snakes should be eradicated
bet there would barely be any impact, as vile as they are useless

>>71088381
dunno fucking poofs the lot of em aye mate wank wank wank

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>>71088366
im@s > love JAV

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hhhhh n b

>>71088144
imagine it in your mouth though, must be exactly like roast beef but warmer more chewy

>>71088381
**walks towards you**

>>71088333
I maintain the pretense that there is more than one German poster

I have been bummed so many times my bumhole has evolved a self lubricating response

the early 2000s were a mistake

>the potential gf only has 20 friends on Facebook, including me
for some reason this makes her even more attractive

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486517196800.webm

>>71088144
who is this minx?

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>>71088396
>Southern Fail

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>>71088366
hmm, might be good for a few doujin tugs, cheers

CRAZY'S GOTTA NEW SING ALONG

IF YOU WANT YOU CAN SING ALONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM59LQOn_0Q

>>71088295
reminds me of white dog shit

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>>71088422
don't care im@s is boring

>>71088455
yeah there's tons

>>71088381
>everyone understands english
>lots of posters so threads go quickly
>also means that questions are answered quickly

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the dutch powerhouse

>>71088450
What the everloving fuck is that

ahhh fuck it

>>71088467

don't be racist

>>71088450
what the fuck is this

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60s bike lane

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nonon jakuzure

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>2 calls from a private number in the last hour
go away

May is a fascist

>>71088450
is this what happens when you dont wear a johnny

>>71088546
Turn off my phone over the weekend t.b.h.

>>71088538
never got the obsession with this one

>>71088558
bit autistic iah

ringing this melt i know on a new phone

he hasn't got a clue it's me, bet he's bricking it

>>71088563
Admittedly I was hyped as fuck for it and I thought the show itself was pretty boring.

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cheeky midnight snack hehe

some unknown number just called me

blocked the dickhead lmao

@71088607
weak effort

Cheeky bit of fash hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6VNKfZj6g

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aae_RHRptRg

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>>71088563
crazy smug slut with pink hair

>>71088599
really?

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>>71088607

>>71088306
too /warm/
kind of /cozy/
/sober/
v /tired/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWQZlMougM
það blanda allir landa

>he watches anime

'ce

>>71088607
nomnom my Hindooo la

would like a friend who is also a girl

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the gf and i

>>71088731
I have this, it's brilliant but it's impossible not to have sex

>>71088731
Same but with sexitime privileges

Is this brit pirate radio show on vice like the new office?

>>71088731
unironically have more female than male friends at this point

>>71088731
would like a friend who is also a girl who is also a girlfriend who is also your mum desu

>>71088731
never been friends with a girl

is it nice?

>>71088764
Hello nurse la

willing to be i could knock out any runt that posts here

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483876201796.webm

this is me practicing

My friends think I ironically listen to Taylor Swift but I actually unironically listen to her and now it's starting to annoy them lmao

Fash

Hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvih1PyKlGk

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>yet another girlfriend left me over petty shit that doesn't even matter
>got horrendously drunk last night on rum
>spent all day recovering, only had one meal and nearly threw it up
>skint until Friday
>hate my job
Fucking kill me

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>>71088660
Yeah just got bored of it halfway through and never went back, I was in all the threads when it was announced proper looking forward to it and everything, might give it another go one day

>>71088817
You don't wanna mess with me Sunny Jim, I'm 60 kg

>>71088788
it's okay

up, down, turn around. please don't let me hit the ground

>>71088731
Its shite mate

They go in huffs with me for fuck all and get snippy

I'd stop hanging around with them in a heartbeat if I had somebody else to go out with

>>71088764
tfw

i'm not a 4chan of how popular 4chan has gotten desu

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Might go gay for a bit, women are boring

>>71088084
That witch in Kingston Lacey still has the key

>>71088848
ooh you're hard

>>71088921
Actually I have an iq of >100, just like Einstein

Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg, known generally as Paul von Hindenburg (German: [ˈpaʊl fɔn ˈhJndn̩bʊɐ̯k] ( listen); 2 October 1847 – 2 August 1934) was a German military officer, statesman, and politician who served as the second President of Germany from 1925–34.

Hindenburg retired from the army for the first time in 1911, but was recalled shortly after the outbreak of World War I in 1914. He first came to national attention at the age of 66 as the victor of the decisive Battle of Tannenberg in August 1914. As Germany's Chief of the General Staff from August 1916, Hindenburg's reputation rose greatly in German public esteem. He and his deputy Erich Ludendorff then led Germany in a de facto military dictatorship throughout the remainder of the war, marginalizing German Emperor Wilhelm II as well as the German Reichstag. In line with Lebensraum ideology, he advocated sweeping annexations of territories in Poland, Ukraine, and Russia in order to resettle Germans there.

Hindenburg retired again in 1919, but returned to public life in 1925 to be elected the second President of Germany. In 1932, Hindenburg was persuaded to run for re-election as German president, although 84 years old and in poor health, because he was considered the only candidate who could defeat Adolf Hitler. Hindenburg was re-elected in a runoff. He was opposed to Hitler and was a major player in the increasing political instability in the Weimar Republic that ended with Hitler's rise to power. He dissolved the Reichstag (parliament) twice in 1932 and finally, under pressure, agreed to appoint Hitler Chancellor of Germany in January 1933. In February, he signed off on the Reichstag Fire Decree, which suspended various civil liberties, and in March he signed the Enabling Act of 1933, which gave Hitler's regime arbitrary powers. Hindenburg died the following year, after which Hitler declared the office of President vacant and made himself head of state.

>>71088953
>I'm not a 4chan
Nice try GCHQ

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>gf left me
>said it is because i am losing my hair
>rip any form of confidence or self esteem haha

>>71088963
?

>>71088754
>it's brilliant but it's impossible not to have sex
yeah that's a real catch-22 you fucking prat

Almost heaven, West Virginia...

>>71089006
how tall are you?

>>71088953
i started coming here last year after i saw screencaps on reddit

Whites are far more inbred than blacks

>>71089006
how old are you?

>>71089006
alri baldy

>>71089006
you need to get on the ol 'steride

rain drop
drop top

>>71088764

gay best friend

going to get into bed, anyone want to join me?

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this is a shoutout to my ex

pfooooooaoaaaaaarrrrr finally, north korea launched a missile

been waiting to see trump banter with NK after winning the presidency

>>71089031
BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, SHENANDOAH RIVER

sprayed loads of benzocaine in me gob

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TurboDeano at work keeps trying to talk to me at lunchtime, think he might be a closet bender. What's the easiest way to tell him to fuck off without causing office drama?

>>71089091
asl?

fuck it lads.

reckon next weekend will be the big one, just bought an 'oxygen' mask along with the purest helium i could find. Could do with it tonight desu but way too much of a pussy to get the ol' rope out.

>>71089116
Life is old there, older than the trees

>>71089110
good

smash american imperialism

>>71089079
Weather man tellin us it ain't gon' rain
Now we sitting in a drop top soaking wet
In a silk suit trying not to sweat
Hit somersaults without the net
This'll be the year that we won't forget

>>71089133
19/F/Oswestry

>>71088848

normie prick

>>71089132
Stroke his arm gently and whisper sweet nothings in his ear

>>71089147
pls no lad

>>71089172
too young for me
is your mother single?

>>71089178
The reason I keep getting dumped is cos I'm not a normie and they take a while to figure it out

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NEED ALL YOUR PAUL JOSEPH WATSON IMAGES

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>>71089172
>Oswestry
that's rightful Welsh clay

>>71089184
I don't want to resort to faux gayness

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been a rough day, could I get a (You)

preferably two

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>>71089225
METEOR

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>>71089250
>faux gayness

Hahah yeh that would be pretty bent

>>71089147
Don't do either of those you silly sod
That's an order, I'll cancel your benefits

>>71088788

Straight lads don't have female friends. They might have "friends" in a group but you'd only hang out 1on1 if you wanted to shag them. women have awful banter, they spend 99% of the time bitching about other girls.

what's the difference between a killer and any one of us

screaming my head off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvOOeqTcruE

The only films that deserve Oscars are films about the film industry, holocaust films and films about slavery and ONLY black American slavery.

>71089258
Sure thing mate
>>71089245
21-16

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>>71089225
1 more incoming

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what if 9/11 never happened lads?

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>>71089225

>>71089362
it didn't
the government brainwashed New Yorkers into saying that the Twin Towers existed, then blew up

>>71089362
It didn't

>>71089337
I don't like rugby

>>71089362
then brexit would have never happened and trump would never have got elected

worst timeline

gf finally let me film her sucking my dick

10/10 wank material for after we break up 2bh

>>71089362
twin towers never existed

>>71089362
the twin towers would still be there

>>71089408
But I remember going up the Twin Towers in 1999. Explain that.

>>71089409
post it for bants

might remove my trousers

>>71089409
10/10 blackmail material for anal.

it's half term for fucks sake

>used to be an alcoholic, had problems quitting.
>my mom didn't bat an eye, didn't bother me about it and didn't care even though it was causing some problems in my life. told me off handed maybe once or twice over a couple of years that i should cut down
>finally stop drinking, start smoking weed
>"you can't control u self huh?"
>"why you always smoke????"
>"omg u body addicted to that shit"


shes so dumb

>>71089427
nah you didn't
that was just an elaborate movie set, since america is just one giant movie set

>>71089409
please post it. at least a screenshot

>>71089463
still in school? good, i like em young x

>>71089409
giz a link

>>71089461
scumbag

>>71089409
Yeah I've got a few vids saved up for after the inevitable breakup, including one of me jizzing on her tits

>>71089473
Alright fair enough

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What if the Nazis?
doing a think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYJl5eLw2tA

not a single word

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https://libraryofbabel.info/search.html
>every post that could ever possibly be made, has already been written
neurons are about to combust

>>71089481
I'm in College you fucking ponce mate

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MERKEL

>>71089485
irish

>>71089362
oh, it happened.

trust me, i was there

>>71089518
first year I hope x

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>>71089250
Only faux gayness is heterosexuality m8

Transgender student (Who was head boy at vegan boarding school) dies of mcat overdose

over her

>>71089541
third B)

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me in the white shorts

>>71089586
I only had to do two

you one of those disabled folk?

https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?odmmdjvpaf,rxcc5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

a classic

>>71089590
early stoppage guy was still breathing

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>>71089512
Reminds me of Agent Cooper t.b.h

>trump is only 47th in twitter followers


why isn't he top 10, hes not even close to the numbers some of the top people have and this is the man who will destroy the entire world soon

>>71089620
nah I did a public services course for two years; doing Bio and Psych now ezpz

>>71089590
do people really enjoy MMA?

>>71089639
because he's a racist and sexist

>>71089512
how is everything ever written only 410 pages thick?
madness

>>71089639
twitter is a liberal shithole

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>tfw normies conglomerating in the kitchen

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>>71089629

pfuahhh puhh whuuuuhhhhh ( O_o)

this thing was prophetic

toastwanker loves his fucking toast

>>71089724
have they not fucked off to the club yet?

working on getting a prisoner gf lads

>>71089735
god i love stockings so fucking much

>>71089782
seems not

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Fried chicken second night in a row

>>71089724
Same mate, I can't even go for a smoke because one of them might see me leave

>>71089815
LOL Mark xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc7Q5YTxgg

>>71089798
Stay safe

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>cut the back off my phone to try to fix it
>just realised i've definitely voided the warranty so i wont be able to get a new one now

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nuuuahhh oh my goood

>>71089815
>some employees who may be easily offended
savage

>>71089856
>tfw schizophrenic
don't do this to me lad

>>71089892
oi mate watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSZhwu1Rwo

>>71089825
thats how Im checking If its safe to go into the kitchen by going out for smokes

i just want to eat my leftovers ffs

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>>71089856

>>71089735
yes it fucking does

>>71089841
She seems a tad dim
>>71089960
fuck it I'll be brave, I need to ponce a blem

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'Scuse me mate 'scuse me, awrite mate I ART GUNNU 'ERT YER mate whaddit is right... *pained expression* ...I just goddout o' prison right, an' they dint even give us any bus fare or nowt, I ant got owt mate, an I jus' need ONE (You) to ring me mam so she can come an' pick us up 'cos ah live all the way on orchard park, you ant got one (You) I can borrow 'ave yer? I'll give you me number an evryfing an I'll pay you it back I PROMISE mate I jus' need it, I'm in a crisis mate...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujxDdCE6bFU

>8 years since you last played but you still feel the pull

This shit is worse than cocaine. At least druggies can move on.

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oh geeeeeze

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I'm so lonely I constantly daydream about cuddling someone and telling them how much I love them

>>71089954
Do I want to watch this?

>>71090030
yeah no worries mate, god bless

>>71090038
>At least druggies can move on.

hehe yeah..........:////

>>71089954

vivdly remember seeing hale-bopp

>>71090030
biting satire, highly rate this post.

anyone got a light?

>>71090030
Hmmm. Good post.

chewing satire

>>71090044
Yeah -- everyone should watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74KOFZYOWM

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lads.....

>>71089852
thanks lad this is the girl i'm writing

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html

>>71090085
Naw
Smoking is for losers

https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?cyn.c,yhiemmfrx36

Recent research has found a strong association between living to 100 and the age of the mother (Gavrilova & Gavrilov, 2007).

Centenarians were more likely to be born to mothers under 25 or over 37. The U-curve suggests two genetic factors here: one, young, healthy women would give birth to healthier children, and since human DNA evolves even within our own body (epigenetics), a young person‘s DNA is more likely to have undamaged DNA than an old person‘s.

However, after a sharp drop-off we see a partial comeback after age 37. This could be explained because the less fertile would have stopped giving birth by this age, and research has shown that women over 40 who give birth (natural births, not modern fertility interventions) tend to live longer and are possibly slower-aging individuals. Thus, age of the birth mother is associated with biological advantage.

When it comes to age of the birth mother and race, statistics show that African Americans tend to have their first child at a younger age than their white counterparts, with the difference particularly stronger a century ago. In perhaps a most interesting case, Bettie Wilson (1890-2006) was born the 12th and last child to a 45-year-old slave woman in 1890. Yet she also gave birth at age 19, and her son is still living at age 97. In another case, 112-year-old Susan Lynn (1888-2001) gave birth at age 12, to a child who lived to 96.

>>71090030
Lav i' mate, ere's y' (You)

Not feeling very attractive rn

Give me some compliments x

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>>71090085
here you go chief

>>71090114
she looks evil

>>71090114
she looks chaotic good

>>71090154
fag balls

>>71090109
>>71090132
>>71090042
HOW IS IT ONLY 410 PAGES LONG?
SOMEONE GOOD AT MATHS EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
I CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT

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>>71090066
Aw proper sound you are mate what's yer name? 'ere *shakes your hand* I treated you wiv respect dint I? *holds firmly onto your hand* I treated you wiv respect. Sorted lad you are mate. Nice one I'LL SEE YOU LATER

*runs towards off license*

So what the fuck is going on in Brazil right now?

>>71090228
Who cares?

Update: I went to the gig by myself and no one pointed or laughed at me. It was great.

>>71090154

queer nads

>>71090241
you're an inspiration to us all lad
did you still feel stared at?

>>71090228
you mean the police are on strike so everyone is killing each other?

>>71090207

Does this mean beautiful in Swedish?

I'm going to assume so x

might go to college for a free haircut next week

surely they can't mess up a 2 and a 6

>>71090114
It should be a legal obligation for those websites to list the details of the girl's conviction

>>71090241
I've done that before even danced with a qt
Who'd you see?

>>71090241
nobody gives a shit

for all they know you were going with a m8 but they got sick and cancelled last minute so you had to go alone

see loads of people on their own at gigs

still find it hard to believe trump is president t b h

i remember /pol/ when he announced his candidacy in June 2015, pretty much just laughed at him

>>71090290
gay porn show

the universe does behave that way
their is a condensate

>>71090262
no, did feel a bit self-conscious about where to stand because I'm 6'3 and whoever's behind me doesn't have much chance of seeing anything.

>>71090290
bloc party

>>71090038
>tfw WoW is better now than it used to be

>>71090328
a lot of people underestimated him but they got sucked into his cult of MAGA

>>71089449
>>71089479
>>71089482
obviously not

>>71090271
>surely they can't mess up a 2 and a 6
they can if they've just moved from Turkey and haven't got their English numbers nailed down yet

>>71090355
Is it 2005 again? Haha jk
How were they?

Want to die

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>>71090361
Don't. Tempt me Frodo.

*lays off American workers and moves factories oversees*

>>71090328
>>71090377
Blame the democrats for having such a shitty and untrustworthy candidate

its saturday. The majority of the people I know are out drinking at a house party down the road. I am sat in my flat by myself watching the induction tapes of a 1990s American suicide cult.
The different paths we take.

>>71090355
iktf

friend is unironically 6'8, feel sorry for the poor bastards who've sat/stood behind him at every event we've gone to

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>>71090210
here m8, have a look at this

Anyone else notice women with ugly feet also have ugly nipples?

>>71089815
>no smeg me arse
i guess me gimmick needs more penetration into the normie parlance

>>71090355

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPt-UxU-Ycc

>>71090410
just give it one last play, for old times sakes

>>71090241
i went by myself to see death grips, was fucking mad
think it was much better by myself than with other people cos i didnt have to act any specific way

>>71090413
they thought they could put anybody up against easy D and win

shame they put a literal money laundering epileptic paedo satanist up there (not fake news)

>>71090038
>>71090361
never played WoW

played Runescape a shit ton back in 2005-08 though

>>71090436
GREAT post

Lads we should learn Japanese. Keeps the yanks out and we can bant with Japs.

>>71090394
they were great, played all the classics. the drummer is fit as fuck irl

>>71090435
it's a fucking shit gimmick mate i wont lie to you

>>71090451
same

been to like 90% of gigs alone tho

Comitted to going bowling but really don't want to go

the in prison for life gf http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-510405.html

>>71090476
>>>/jp/

Weebs not welcome.

going to gigs on your own is a great way to meet women

unless you're fat or ugly

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>>71090470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4M4XTsx2cA

Just give in. You know you want to.

>>71090436
>>71090355
never heard of them before
i shall listen to their entire discography tomorrow because i have no life haha

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>there is a gigantic circle in the sky for most hours of the day which is so bright that you cannot look directly at it
does anyone else find this absolutely NUTS

like, we can look anywhere we want but we cannot look at the gigantic nuclear orb

>>71090328
i really wanted it to happen after i saw how crazy he was but i never expected him to go even half as far as he did because we have meme candidates run in every election but they always fall far short of the GOP nomination

i 100% thought he was doing it for publicity

>>71090481
smeg yer mum's cheb! try not being a close minded twat for once la

arguing with trannies again
can't help myself

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Ah yes, Grindr

>>71090505
Do prisoners actually get many random messages? I wonder how happy they are to get them.

>>71090530
How much of a nerd are you? How have you never heard of Bloc Party?

>>71090530
wouldn't bother with their new stuff but silent alarm and a weekend in the city are great

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>>71090519
ahh, nostalgia

>ywn be young again

>>71090286
i looked her up on the michigan department of corrections website and found her offence

drugs

she'll get out at the earliest possible date they always let women out early

>>71090548
this is sad
stop

installing and browsing grindr just to have a laugh at them haha bunch of faggots

>>71090596
>life sentence for drugs
do yanks really do this?

love this scene desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6XicBBN1l4

>>71089362
9th of november happens every year

>>71090596
Ah ok, nothing too scary then

listening to cocteau twins

never heard of bloc party desu

are they that popular?

>>71090625
I fought in the battle of ballsdeep with your mum last night mate

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>>71089362
big fan of the old United Airlines livery desu

>>71090623
3 strikes

you could get a heavy sentence for pushing someone.

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goal bf

>>71090656
they were a decade ago

>>71090621
I did this as well and asked a guy to meet up and suck me off and he actually did it lmfao the poofter

>>71090601
alri..yeah, that was cringeworthy and forced. you put me up to it tbqh


will give smeg me arse gimmick a break. it's not done for good, mind you, just giving it a break.

>>71090656
they were big for a few years in the mid-00s if you were into indie/alt rock

meme that i want to see break reality this year:

>kim jong un gets invited to visit the white house to spend a day with trump, actually does visit
>the talks go on for awhile and they end up getting along with each other very well

>>71090642
yeah i was a little worried at first because women don't usually receive long sentences for anything including murder

she must've had a public defender and a judge wanting to make an example

>>71090687
i was only 8 in 2005, so that might by why i've never heard of them

new

>>71090707
>>71090707
>>71090707

new

>>71090684
please just stop trying so hard and be normal
these threads are much more chilled at this time of night

Easter?

>>71090730
alri la..