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cara

watching some runt post on /int/ on this bus i'm on

2bh lads

business idea: become a director and create many high budget films all with the first scene starting with a pan out from a dog's anus.

>>71083884

going for a shower, smell like an anus.

how do these anal relapses happen

seriously need a bf

kunt

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>>71083940
This in all honesty lads

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i failed sixth form - twice

>>71083985
actually this

I can deadlift 29 stone lads

TEMARC

THE RIVER TEMARC

IN WINTER

>>71083979
Sometimes praying away the gay doesn't work and people end up suffer an anal relapse


I'm assuming you mean't prolapse

*wiggles my bum*

anyone ever tried the meme of fixing your phone by putting it in rice? does it work?

>>71083966

SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL

>>71083940
>>71083985
>>71084026
THIS 2BH XDDDDDDD THIS THIS THIS THIS XXXXDDDD SO MUCH THIS 2BH XD CARA IS SO FUCKING HOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT XXXXXD

>>71084050
how do anal prolapses happen

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the car

>>71084050
*meant

>>71084077
Too much gay sex

thought i had prolapsed once, but it was just part of my anus swelling up, i was sat in a car on a bumpy road around that time and thought my anus sac might have burst and be bleeding all into my pants, i swear i could feel the warmth of the blood, but it was mind playing tricks on me

Got called a melt in tesco lads

i went through a phase where i was afraid to poo in case i prolapsed
anxiety does strange things to me

>>71084053
it's just meant to draw moisture away

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doing a reminisce

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business idea: bumposting

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dormer 2bh lads

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>>71084073

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>they didn't study her genome

bit of a waste

drank 4 pack of K Cider last night and pissed my bed
the mattress has been in the living room airing out all day

bismillahirahmaniraheem

how are my fellow pa-, I mean brits

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>>71084178

>>71084150
I once went through a phase of being afraid to fart in case I would shart, but I am thankfully free from any Yank genes

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kyary

>>71084233

Looks like my arse that.

wish i was lying. dad just caught me singing the aussies toiliet bog fart version of "it aint me".

i just went quiet right when I saw him, he just shook his head and kept walking

>>71084097
weird lookin gtr

planning on doing a cry later on

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NEED an Anglo-Indian gf ngl

>>71084252
Don't give us any pictures

>>71084215
what are they going to discover from it? that shes an oldcunt?

>>71084265
>aussies toiliet bog fart version of "it aint me".
please clarify

>>71084267
have you ever even seen a gt-r? can't imagine you see many supercars as a europoor

>>71084252
give us a pic or two

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>>71084073

had a pint of guiness after work now I'm back home lads

still miss her :/

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"What's the motive, G?"

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m e i nthe oucc

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>>71084343

anti-caralad is probably the worst poster in this general

honourable mentions are the pedophile, anti leaf yank (who's probably the same person as anti-caralad), and montreal

>>71084363
excuse me

71084391
absolutely grim post

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>>71084310
>>71084310
>>71084310
he only heard the first two lines from me at least

>>71084311
nah we don't have cars or fridges in europe

>>71084097
wha' game lad

who /4'8" and built like a cornish astronomy student

Wish i worked for Know your meme desu. Id blow the lid off all the /brit/ gimmicks

>>71084391
Worst poster is Alg*rian. Nobody else even comes close. Filtered several entire countries because of him

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>>71084267
it's a super-gt car, barely a nissan at that point

>>71084420
forza horizon 3

>>71084391
No i'm anti-cara lad. dont care about leafs

going to move to canada one day lads, soon as i finish my degree. mark my words

>>71084411
crease

thanks

>>71084458
oh yeah prolly should have spotted that

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Let's move mountains today

Overheard some girl wearing a "stop cruelty, go vegan" shirt talk about inventing crude names for meat dishes
foie gras would be "pain paté" or "waterboarded duck"
Her mates thought it was really, really clever

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11 months of HRT

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real virgin hours

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"Wagwan, Boss - roll safe my G"

>>71084500
how do you waterboard a duck

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Who wants to place a bet that North Korea will kick up a fuss around late March to early April time?

3/1 odds. Place your bets!

>>71084391
no one cares about a fucking leaf's opinion. have had two separate posters tell me they like "mocking retarded caraposters" gimmick. keep trying to fit in though

>feb 2017
>STILL no black gf

ffs

>>71084550
>Implying it isn't a yearly tradition

>>71084563
Saw a qt black girl with her white bf the other day

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>>71084563
rooo

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>have had two separate posters tell me they like "mocking retarded caraposters" gimmick

>>71084598
>qt
>black
pick 1 and only one

>>71084617
thats a big shoe

>>71084612
*ppffffffrrrrRRRRRRTTT*

>>71084620
rorke

>>71084532
not me sorry mate. still going out tonight

>>71084643
For you

>>71084166
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND

>>71084539
They are referring to the fact that ducks and geese are force-fed to fatten them up in preparation for their slaughter

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was it jewkino?

>>71084643
For a shoe

>>71084650
jayquanda

>>71084676
whoa what??? I'm becoming a vegan!!!

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>>71084620
ahem

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really makes you think...

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>>71084612
>that will never be my hand

>>71084708
I'm only eating people now 2bh
At least they are cruel and deserve it

>>71084714
me in the north land

>>71084710
>>71084563
a black on my dick and a paki on my face and were in business, a true british threesome

this /brit/ is fucking shit

>>71084710
not attracted

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who /poor/ here?

dunno why every brit in existence nowadays is desperate to move to america

lived in america for a few years, it was fucking shite. so happy i'm back here

grass is definitely not greener

>>71084714
absolute fucking shite

do NOT want to be stuck with the irish, welsh and scots thanks

NO thank you

>>71084714
>cisalpina
did you just assume my gender identity

>>71084803
I believe every word of this post

>>71084806
fuck off tin mining twat

growers = white people
showers = niggers

Of the 10 oldest living people, 4 are italian, 4 are japanese, 1 is jamaican and 1 is spanish. All of them are female.

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>>71084777

>>71084859
Neither = you

>>71084867
пидop

why can't we all just have big dicks, /brit/?

>>71084803
really? i thought most people were more desperate to go to Spain or Australia

>>71084878
LOL

>>71084878
hey

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>>71084714
>Prussia

*awakens*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwxCBIizQYU

>>71084878
me with the radical semi penis

>>71084878

omg you rekt that guy

>been away playing video games for the past 2 days
is sweden filtered to shit now or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YhbBHzzSIs

>>71084803
not me, i know america is a shithole, was watching the superbowl and just from the adverts i can safely say every day im greatful i like in england and not america

have a big willy but struggle to get hard if Ive had any drinks, and also cum in 2 minutes from doggy style

big willies arent everything

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>>71084878

>>71084962
FONT

business idea: become a director and create many high budget films all with the first scene starting with a pan out from a dog's anus.

>>71084953
why did you link this padraig

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>>71084918
Second Reich > Prussia

>>71084620

Please dont be racist

business idea: become a director and create many high budget films all with the first scene starting with a pan out from a dog's anus

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did 95mph on the A6 earlier

i guess the second swede just had to ruin it huh

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>>71084963
>tfw I missed the last two PL evenings

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>>71085002
>German unification

>>71085018
dunno how people drive

it terrifies me

>>71085000
dunno found it funny

>>71085016
Way too many lazy sequels in Hollywood nowadays

Germany is the cause of every disaster in Europe

just did a VBP (very big poo)

toilet blocked up for a few seconds because it was so big haha

>>71085018
>>71085043
nobody goes under 90mph on british motorways apart from trucks

>>71085018
155mph in a merc

alri jay

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>>71085030
>missing based /180/

see you this thursday m8

>>71085061
what about a sequel where the opening scene starts with a pan out from a dog's anus?

>>71084867
according to a black lady at work "jamaican women are immortals"

>>71085069
germany and serbia/bosnia

>>71085073
what would you do if it got blocked for real? you don't have poles there do you

>>71085115
that's my sister

i recognise her from the bumhole

>>71085115
Blimey

>>71084803
I'm a brit and sorry but its significantly better here mate.

Not everyone is fucking depressed and full of angst, the sun actually comes out, and the housing isn't complete shite.

I'd never move back if I had the chance.

>>71085096
i like this idea

its very smart

and art

smART

>Come home from gym
>Mum's in tears
>Dad's fucked off somewhere
>Apparently going to get divorced soon

Oh fuck. What do I do?

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THIS is a 1st world country

>>71085153
>the sun actually comes out

wtf i hate america now

>>71085153
>if I use the word mate people will think I'm a real Brit

>>71085115
id get my face into that

>>71085169
don't worry lad, my parents argue all the time

they'll get over it

>>71085173
me in the back

>>71085169
More Christmas gifts for you, lad
YAY

>>71085191
oh fuck off you complete twat. literally was born in Wakefield you cunt

stomach hurts so im looking for a purse to snatch

mad how yanks are all circumcised

know what, mates? France is quite nice. I'm a brit btw mates.

>>71085194
Apparently it's been going on for nearly 2 years. And it's come out of fucking nowhere.

>>71085173
i fuken h8 cyclists

why do the dutch use the stupid handlebars

>>71085169
listen to radiohead and message chloe

>>71085244
*invades Alsace-Lorraine*

>>71085093
I know, la. Always made plans without realising /180/ was on. I'll try to make it to this Thursday's session tho. See ya.

>>71085069
Yes, yes, Germans are at fault for everything :^)

>>71085115
Gorgeous

might do a wank

>>71085115
cant wait to get a gf

>>71085253
we do?

>>71085173
the mandem on the left

>>71085264
*demilitarises the rhineland*

>>71085264
*sabotages Fessenheim nuclear power plant on my way out*

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reminder

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>>71085267
>Yes, yes, Germans are at fault for everything
>:^)

I was born in Blackpool but I came to Iceland looking for work, and I can't wait to come back from this shithole

>>71085264
*annexes saarland*

heh, nothing personnel kraut

Boss told me to have a break today

I snapped my fingers and replied "have a kitkat"

She fired me. Fucking cow. I thought I was bantering

>>71085169
celebrate

i always wished my parents would get a divorce

>>71085311
*deliberately violates the Treaty of Versailles and rebuilds national infrastructure and armed forces under National Socialist leadership*

>>71085323
what the fuck are basque and why are they different

the yank is right about UK housing

utter third world rubbish

>>71085330
definitely believable

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Really makes you stop and ponder about it all.

>>71085323
the Caucasus is a strange place

>>71085353
if australia didnt have wildlife breaking into peoples houses and murdering them in broad daylight their score would be through the roof

>>71085362
Mountain niggers

>>71085362
spanish french ira special snowflakes

>>71085115

*BRAAAPPPPPPFFFFF*

>>71085362
literally nobody knows who they are

>>71085323
>Pontic

FUCKING PONTUS

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>>71085362
they're based

>>71085422
when you fart with a spread anus like that it sounds more like *pffffffffffffff*

biking around high as fuck in 'dam is either super comfy or terrifying

>>71085434
pueyta rico is socialist?

actually feeling better after my rather big poo lads

Balfour Beatty

>>71085362
walking fedoras

>>71085362

literally cro magnons

>>71085434
>Basques identifying as Celts

Not sure about this.

>grew up in dundalk
>used unique musical talents to avoid being recruited by the Ra for their criminal schemes and makes a legit music legend of himself
>later professes some silly conspiratorial shit on the internet

still love this guy., even if he is nuts

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new developments never look as nice as the rendering

>>71085458
it's a US colony, thus it's part of the struggle for international socialism apparently

links aren't submitting on reddit lads

>>71085467

alri mike

>>71085428
theyre extraterrestrials. alien DNA that was put here on earth as an experiment. pretty weird that they ended up looking like humans

>>71085488
it's not about celts, it's about regional cultures

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feels ok i guess lads

>>71085510
screenshot

>>71085362
The Basque are an ethnic group whose language is the only surviving non-Indo-European language in Europe. They are utterly unlike anything else in the entire continent.

Generally they have curly hair, a hook nose, earrings, can't talk to the opposite sex, and are good with axes.

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>>71085500
forgot pic

>>71085539
so they're jews?

>>71085510
how's r/uk these days

>>71085393
You might not be serious but why does every yank i talk to think le epic wildlife memes are true? It's literally a non issue. Haven't seen any of the fauna yanks gush on about in over 6 months because they don't come near suburbia and 99.99% of spiders you see will be daddy long legs / huntsmans (completely fucking harmless). They're not magically more common in homes here either.

>>71085567
sounds more like a gypsy to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw

Javert did nothing wrong.

>>71085531

cant tick a single one and I'm 25

>construction sites now put little windows on the barriers
>female construction workers

london is lightyears ahead

>>71085594
And I'm Javert

do not forget my name
do not forget me -
two, four, six, oh, one

>>71085531
Where did you fug in public?

>>71085603

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

Anyone else wank in front of a mirror?

There's probably some article on wikipedia somewhere about this.

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>>71085578
uh huh

im on to you

>>71085578
why does every australian i talk to think le epic americans sleep in shoes and cover their furniture in plastic memes are true?

>>71085531
not one

28

>>71085169
Probably spend some time with your mum. Get some bevvies in and tell her you love her when you go to bed.

Don't take sides though.

>>71085669
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism

>>71085669
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoeroticism

>>71085669
actually i tried it out last night to see if it would help me boost my self esteem in some weird way and i just got weirded out in 10-15 seconds and walked away. it was too distracting and more funny than anything

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hope sister and her friends leave for the club soon so I can get a glass of water

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southern powerhouse

>>71085681
>thinking /int/ memes hold any value outside of this website

I was talking about yanks outside of the 'chon

>>71085692
>>71085695
Hmmm....

>>71085722
HATE this

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what was meant by this?

>>71085531
a french ski town on a park bench

>>71085722
go out and get that water - maybe they'll invite you and drag you to the club against your will

>>71085722
go hangout with them lad

>>71085722
THIS

>>71085750
it looks to me like ben affleck's brother is attempting suicide with a pistol

feeling a bit edgy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQbWULf-kA

>>71085722
same desu
absolutely feckin' starving

>>71085750
Hate that every single printed hoodie has to go with the rustic vintage style since superdry started doing it

>>71085722
>Living with your parents still

haha what the fuck.

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Who's /cosy/ right now?

reddit posts still stuck on 'submitting' lads

need to repost some /brit/ classics

>>71085722
is this social anxiety or autism?

>>71085861
here

>>71085722
Grimcore

>>71085885
nigger

off my tits on mandy

never wanna come down

>voluntarily paying rent while not having a full time job

howling

>>71085861
The only time when a sideways photo would actually have been better

>>71085861
>cosy
>lights turned on
you're doing it wrong

>>71085896
Rude!

>>71085861
how is that cosy? you have a flag on your wall and obviously wanted to show it off

nothing about that is cosy

>>71085879
the two tend to go hand in hand

*PM's you the fix*

>>71085669
i have a mirror pointed at my caged cock while i bounce on my dildo

>>71085944
ty :)

>>71085896
y-you too

>>71085944
*closes thread*

fancy doing a shotty with the lads but I have no lads to do a shotty with :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ

Bit unlucky, ngl

bought a dildo online when I was really fucking horny and regret it now because I don't even want anything up my arse anymore

sat here sucking on it like a fucking twat

>tfw my visa to live in california is expiring so i have to move back to Nevada

fucking hell

ah yes very interesting

*walks away and talks to someone else*

i just got a Spanish batman ad on YouTube
what in the world

>>71085993
>visa to live an another part of your own country

roaring

>>71086009
i always get adverts for kpop style clothes websites mixxmax and romwe

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me on the

bashing the bishop, so to speak

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that MBE feel

>>71086025
he's joking you dumb fucking limey

>>71086044
that's just disgusting and probably not healthy

>>71086001
*watches you walk away*
*starts laughing*
*points you out to mates*
*you notice us pointing and laughing at you*
*uh n-nothing mate, that walk just looks like something, can you keep doing it?*

>>71085993
Wakefield, Nevada?

>>71086044
Is being into manly women easier than just admitting that you are gay?

been spaffing it about 4 times today lads

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LOVE this image

>>71086044
imagine how big and juicy her clit is

>>71085951
haha

I've done this

>>71086064
yeah. told you i was born there you cunt

so sad
so lonely
so hungry

>>71086009
Yo soy la venganza, yo soy la noche, yo soy... Murciélago Hombre !

>>71086044
really need a muscular gf who can beat me up and dominate me

>>71086103
genuinely think anal is overrated though, like it makes orgasms feel better but its not exactly face meltingly good like people say it is

Is there anything more banterous as a straight male than dressing up as a girl on a night out and then ironically chatting up blokes all night and then sucking one off in the toilets?

you're a big goy


for jew

want to wank but i have this date thing on tuesday night lads, don't want to blow my load just in case i get a shag then

>>71086143
that's because you're not filling yourself up enough

>>71086143
this. in fact i havent even had one in like a year because its just not that amazing to me

>>71086149
>literally copying and pasting other people's posts from earlier threads

bizarre gimmick, and not at all good.

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>>71086077
what's even remotely masculine about this?

ruth negga
phil lynott
paul mcgrath

>Irish mother
>black father

what are we going to do with our women lads???

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>>71086193
fuck off cunt

>>71086149
I've done this

I've even been shagged by blokes in the toilets while dressed like a girl

I think I have a problem

>>71086213
OH FUCK

>>71086211
>>71086211
>>71086211

NEW
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W

>>71086113
>Watch a movie
>Develop an imaginary friend
>Eat something

imagine someone next to you on a plane had a heart attack

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>>71086213

>>71086231
>copying the messaging girls gimmick and combining it with straight up copying posts
awful

>>71086260
>>71086260
>>71086260


BETTER NEW

>>71086282
>>71086243
both early
fuck off

>>71086025
you're not very bright are you?