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The Four Beauties or Four Great Beauties are four ancient Chinese women, renowned for their beauty. The scarcity of historical records concerning them meant that much of what is known of them today has been greatly embellished by legend. They gained their reputation from the influence they exercised over kings and emperors and, consequently, the way their actions impacted Chinese history. Three of the Four Beauties brought kingdoms to their knees and their lives ended in tragedy.

They also think beards are ugly and barbaric.

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因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎

YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI

CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

>因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎

>YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI

>CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎

YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI

CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

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Friendly reminder that if you plan to go to China, you won't get any respect unless you have a luxurious manly beard.

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因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎
YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI
CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

>因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎
>YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI
>CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎
YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI
CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

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What's your favourite style of kung fu?

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>因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎
>YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI
>CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎
YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI
CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

>因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎
>YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI
>CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHIT

>>71082434
Does drunken boxing count?

>>71081892
one of them was given a way as peace offering to the normads

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>>71082850
Woah it's real who woulda thunk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zui_quan

>>71082934
This upsets the white knight inside of me

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WE

https://youtu.be/dTLKx0gRaQQ

1. In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.

2. All the praises and thanks be to Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists).

3. The Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.

4. The Only Owner (and the Only Ruling Judge) of the Day of Recompense (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)

5. You (Alone) we worship, and You (Alone) we ask for help (for each and everything).

6. Guide us to the Straight Way

7. The Way of those on whom You have bestowed Your Grace, not (the way) of those who earned Your Anger (such as the Jews), nor of those who went astray (such as the Christians).

1. Bismi Allahi alrrahmani alrraheemi

2. Alhamdu lillahi rabbi al’alameena

3. Alrrahmani alrraheemi

4. Maliki yawmi alddeeni

5. Iyyaka na’budu wa-iyyaka nasta’eenu

6. Ihdina alssirata almustaqeema

7. Sirata allatheena an’amta ‘alayhim ghayri almaghdoobi ‘alayhim wala alddalleena

1. In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.

2. All the praises and thanks be to Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists).

3. The Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.

4. The Only Owner (and the Only Ruling Judge) of the Day of Recompense (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)

5. You (Alone) we worship, and You (Alone) we ask for help (for each and everything).

6. Guide us to the Straight Way

7. The Way of those on whom You have bestowed Your Grace, not (the way) of those who earned Your Anger (such as the Jews), nor of those who went astray (such as the Christians).

1. Bismi Allahi alrrahmani alrraheemi

2. Alhamdu lillahi rabbi al’alameena

3. Alrrahmani alrraheemi

4. Maliki yawmi alddeeni

5. Iyyaka na’budu wa-iyyaka nasta’eenu

6. Ihdina alssirata almustaqeema

7. Sirata allatheena an’amta ‘alayhim ghayri almaghdoobi ‘alayhim wala alddalleena

>>71083928
I don't believe it to be honest. If you go to a 2nd tier city or better you'll be safe. HK has its share (actually, maybe more than its share) of desperate people slumming it. It's not a safe place.

>>71082434
I'm learning Wing Chun

>>71085318
safer*

>>71083994
REMOVE UIGHUR remove uighur

>>71085318
What? Hong Kong is one of the safest cities in the world. It's up there with Japan and Singapore.

>>71085576
Not for health as in your chances of getting sick which is what that poster is talking about.

>>71085822
I think it's an interesting place and probably matches "western" conception of a chinese city most accurately. but my experience with hk diasporia is that they tend to self-segregate and have ideas about the mainland that don't match my experience with it.

>>71085576
Not true for a couple decades now that the Walled Kowloon riffraffs are dispersed across the city

>>71085771
He was talking about desperate people slumming it which I presume means criminals. The Canadian poster is saying that food safety is better in HK than mainland which I agree. What do you mean getting sick?

>>71086500
There's something about cantonese that sounds wrong to my ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYEXT0uhFLw

JUST MY OPINION NO HATE OKAY

>>71086500
You are an annoying child who contributes nothing to /sino/ and I am tired of seeing your shitposts. Please adopt a trip so I can filter you.

>>71082191
Retarded question from year 2 student: would you say 是 or 是了 if you're trying to say "wuz"?

我可以肏一个四大美女吗?

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>>71087021
You have to be this handsome

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biangbiang_noodles

看看这个,很有意思!

>>71086887
I would be fine if you were just expressing your opinion, but you go out of your way to aggravate anyone who expresses interest in visiting China, learning the language or reading its literature. You are either an edgy teenager, or have the mentality of one. That is all I have to say.

>>71086500
I honestly agree, spoken Cantonese sounds like a drunk with throat cancer and post-nasal drip trying to speak Mandarin.

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>>71081536
>no ching chong gf

CHING CHENG CHONG ZHANG QING SONG MING PING PO XI CIAO

>>71087422
闭嘴韩鬼。

>>71087422
高丽棒子

>>71087658
>高丽棒子

FTFY

>>71087687
Dammit you make me look like an idiot

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>>71087476
shut up Wei Xiao
>>71087687
thx

>>71087107
The kind of noodle this describes is really good too
很好吃

>>71087821
t. Park Myeong Seong-Beok

>>71088027
It's just goofy marketing

>>71085351
As a Karate apprentice, you don't stand a chance against me

>>71089548
Bring it bitch. I'll enter the fuck out of your central path.

>>71087422
fukyuimnida

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>>71092556
You made your last mistake, PALM STRIKE

>>71086950
以前我们是

>>71053356
This is me.
I think they suggest HK because my uni only offers exchanges to Beijing, Shanghai and HK.

If I wanted to go anywhere else it would be an admin clusterfuck at uni and most likely self funded, which I can't afford.

>>71094283
Hong Kong is possibly the single worst place you could go in China to learn Mandarin (aside from maybe Tibet or Xinjiang). Most HK people speak good English and generally dislike having to speak any Mandarin. Beijing is the best option and you will have a mostly standard (albeit erhua-influenced) accent by the time you leave. Shanghai is good too but you'll hear a lot of Shanghainese on the streets.

>>71094476
I'll probably die in Beijing, I get sick easily from everything here.

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>>71081536
It would be Canada of course.

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How Chinese Kids View Trump (Global Times)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLl1KYTCmc

>>71094283
Hong Kong is Cantonese all day evey day and they consider Mandarin to be PRC cultural imperialism. I have a couple of hongkie friends and their Mandarin is elementary at best.

ching chong ping pong ni wu zhou chong pong ching

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>>71094912
A leaf you say?

Today I went to a chinese restaurant and ordered one of the specials where it was only written in chinese. I pronounced it like shit and I'm sure all of the waiters are now at home laughing at me while fucking their qt chink girlfriends.

>>71095578
The world doesn't revolve around you, I'm sure the waiters have more important things to worry about

>>71094809
All 3 are pretty polluted my man (and Beijing is pollution plus sandstorms at the same time LOL). Your best bet would be going to Shanghai during a time when it's relatively warm.

>>71096545
Let him fantasize to deal with his embarassment

>>71096655
Thanks for a real answer. I was actually looking at 复旦大学 based on a recommendation.

If I went to Shanghai would I end up with random Shanghainese vocab in my mandarin?

>>71082229
0/10, not a long flowing kung fu grandmaster beard

>>71096825
>If I went to Shanghai would I end up with random Shanghainese vocab in my mandarin?
If anything, it's the Shanghainese speakers who have random Mandarin in their Shanghainese

>>71087021
Your first step is to build a time machine, they're all dead for centuries.

>>71087021
>肏
this character always gets a chuckle out of me

大家早安
>>71094940
>环球屎报
>>71095578
They're probably way to busy gambling to think of you or their girlfriends.

>>71098244
Done. What's step 2?

>>71099315
put your dick in the time machine

>>71099315
Mass produce it in China so we can all take our turn with the four beauties.

>>71099332
My dick got nomad'd thanks a lot asshole

你好。

ive been pretty lax with my chinese learning lately. what are some good methods to keep myself motivated? something basic like setting up goals?

>>71100056
Get a GF that doesn't speak English, move to a TIER 88 shithole, enjoy speaking Chinese within a year.

>>71100094
this is obviously the best method but its not realistic for me at this time. im just really shit at self-directed learning, so many resources but no inclination to consolidate and organize them into a coherent form of study.

>>71095578
i thought chinese enjoyed westerners attempts at learning their language? they were probably honoured if anything

>>71100056
Start taking classes. You need a pattern and some discipline to learn properly.

>>71100171
It's really hard. I have been in China for 2 years now and unless you have a GF or don't go to school every week, you will not be motivated.
If you know the basics and go out with foreigners a lot, you don't need that much knowledge to communicate or know your way everywhere in China.
However, if it's for business purposes, then you need to study everyday. Private teacher (GF or get a 80kuai girl) is the only way to go and learn hard.
Took me a solid 1.5 year with intense study to know a good amount, but i can't write for shit.
I am sure if i didn't party in Beijing and went to a shithole, my Chinese would be excellent.

>>71100265
>>71100300
thanks anons.

>>71100290
Why do you spout illogical shit constantly?

@71100988
Just when you say dumb shit.
Which is always

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>>71100988
>>71101100

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Going to China soon, won't be able to post here.

It's been a pleasure, 哥們

>>71101553
Please get a proxy or a 4chan gold account.
>>71101100
The German funposter is harmless and keeps the thread alive. The cranky 50 centers are the true bane of /sino/. Still we should love all posters, 兼愛 and all.

>>71102241
What proxies work?

>>71102745
So you can watch 東森新聞 24/7 on YouTube now? That's cool.
>>71104085
I don't know :( Let's hope the posters in China will eee your post

>first report is a traffic accident
As always

>>71105552
It's obviously a slow news day and they can't fill it up with nothing but traffic stories.

>>71105639
Slow news days are the best honestly.

More classy news:
http://www.ettoday.net

>>71105984
What makes you like them?

>>71107841
I can hear about random stuff
>Horse ran away in bumfuck nowhere part of Eastern Hungary
>Elderly women slips on ice in [Village with a population of 1500]

It usually means nothing is going wrong

>>71107919
We had a series of reports about a so-called 'terror owl' that would attack people a couple of years ago, it was quite funny.

>>71108198
I bet you're the roastie :-D

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>>71085449
And transfer them all to Canada, deal

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>>71105552
He can't speak Chinese, HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHE

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>>71109384
>>71108860
太妖艳,我喜欢‘良家妇女‘

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>>71109384
She's ugly

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>>71109661
Post a vocaroo of you saying that sentence so we can all share a laugh

>>71109739
You're gonna need to post a prettier girl than Guli to prove your point. Let me save you some time, it's just not possible.

>>71110284
I don't know what you're talking about

dont bother hans, nobody vocaroo's here.
meanwhile i just ate my midnight noodles and my shit was super black, like wesley snipes black.

大家好

Could you take her? http://www.whatsonweibo.com/kung-fu-granny-94-year-old-chinese-woman-is-local-martial-arts-legend/

>>71112456
>t. Grandma Zhang

would deck her
one punch and she's out cold

>>71112540
You underestimate the power of chinese kung fu

>>71112707
It was a successful marketing ploy invented by Hong Kong cinema, a very good one.

>go to the chineese reustarant for the 1st time
>order a few dishes which I though were spicy because I like spicy food
>they were fucking SWEET as hell
absolutely disgusting, I though chineese food is spicy

>>71113382
should have asked first

>>71113382
You could have just asked for recommendations if you like spicy but not sweet.

>>71113487
>>71113690
well who knew, I though chineese food can't be sweet
I mean, sweet fish? eww

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>>71113189
Wait till grams pulls this move on yo ass

>>71113848
Sweet is one of the 5 key flavours of chinese cooking:

salty, spicy, sour, sweet, and bitter.

>>71113848
>Eating fish in Kazakhstan
How can it be fresh?

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surely she must realize her tits look fucking ridiculous

>>71115091
Is that the monkey dance girl? This picture is Bogdanoff tier.

>>71115329
yes
she looks super fucking weird but i'd succ the toes

https://www.instagram.com/t40533/

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Who are the modern 四大美女 in your opinion?

Here's my list sorted by most deserving:

1. Guli Nazha
2. Tong Liya
3. Zhao Liying
4. Tiffany Tang

>>71115407
She has an odd figure, planky but busty.

>>71115599
horse face tho

The way 郭靖 treats 华筝 is pissing me off, totally shipping them right now

Sorry guys, I have to take back my last comment

I now ship 郭靖 and 黄蓉

What is life like exactly in Tier 88 cities? Does it look like run down soviet era buildings or is it just straight up people living in clay huts, eating dirt and dying in the street? How bad is it exactly? How are the people there as opposed to Tier 4 or 3?

>>71125828
It is the pure China.
The China that only real Chinese can survive in.

杨康 is such a scum, god I hate him so much

>>71083994

stale pasta is stale

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For native Chinese speakers, how good is her Mandarin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfFSTD_al-E

>>71126393
Please don't amwf sino please

>>71126393
Why are all "pretty" white girls in China some Slav Sluts with huge noses?

>>71125828
>Tier 88
holy shit how much tiers chineese cities have?

>>71126984
Pretty sure she is Slav

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>>71126511
She is a beauty pageant winner from the US / Southern belle and here is a better picture of her.

>>71127041
straight out of a Ukrainian bride catalog

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>>71126482
>Please don't amwf sino please
There are more Chinese men with Russian / Central Asian / Slavic women than ALL the White men with "Asian" females (who are usually SE Asian rather than East Asia) in the world. Why cant anon talk about this when it is regular occurance in Northern China?

>>71127013
>Pretty sure she is Slav
The same anon who call this American blonde girl ugly >>71126393 rate girls like this a 10/10

>>71127251
uh huh sure sure I believe you

>>71126774
4
1 are special administrative
2 are provincial capital
3 are prefectural
4 are country

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>>71127349
"That was one of the few mixed couples that Monteleone encountered in which a Chinese woman was paired with a Russian man. “The combination is usually Chinese men and Russian women,” he said. On the southern side of the border, he noticed that language schools are full of young Russian women who seem dedicated to acquiring Mandarin, and perhaps a Chinese husband."
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/invisible-bridges-life-along-the-chinese-russian-border


"One feature of the Russian-Chinese relationship seemed especially telling: Cross-border marriages are overwhelmingly between Chinese men and Russian women. Much of this has to do with demographics—Russia has a surplus of women, while China has too many men. But as one Russian woman told me, "Chinese men are kinder and more attentive to their wives.""
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/dispatches/features/2009/where_russia_meets_china/why_are_siberian_russians_drawn_to_china.html

>>71127251
wow she is a beautiful woman and what a gorgeous smile she has
the blonde singing slut in the video is just a gold digging whore looking for cheap fame as a novelty celeb in china

>>71082191
>>71082334
>>71082519
Hilarious
New to /int, been learning Chinese for 11 months. Can't wait to share this with my GF and explain the meme

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>>71127349
China & Russia share a border longer than the US & Canada (without Alaska). As a Canadian, you must know how much interaction there is between the US & Canada from trade, tourism, travel and of course personal relationships from friendship to love.

Why dont you think the same happens in Northern China?

This guy man everytime

>>71127543
thanks for proving my point about how delusional asian-obsessed anon are.

1. This blonde American white girl who won beauty pageants >>71127041 >>71126393 is ugly with a big nose.
2. This 2/10 Chinese girl >>71127251 is pretty

>>71127937
Yeah because winning beauty pageants means so much right?
lmao

What did she win? Iowa State Fair?
Get the FUCK outta here Chinkboy.

Nothing to see here, Hans is just having a tantrum again.

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>>71129552
implying he's not """"""trolling""""""

>>71129603
He plagues /cum/ too?

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>>71132145
He's a infamous in cum

>>71132233
That's kind of sad.

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/sino/ feels

>>71132682
It's missing some red on the bottom right

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>>71132682
>threads supposed to be respectful discussion of chinese language and culture
>tfw nowadays get derailed and turned into shit-flinging between yellow fever autists and asian masculinity autists (neither of whom can ever speak any chinese beyond HSK1)

肏你們祖宗十八代。

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>>71132737
True, and it's also missing some blue on the top left.

>>71132985
It is /int/ after all

>>71132985
>using gay ass taiwan characters to be a hipster

>>71113382
>>71113848
Chinese food in the oversea is always sweet, same for Vietnamese food or even the Asian food, all face the same fate.

This is why we hate those asian-diaspora change the traditional recipe but still brand it as like a authentic taste

then you've never had overseas chinese food

>>71136604
Not in Malaysia, we have full authentic taste

>>71113382
Order anything with Szechuan in the name

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>>71081536
What are you favourite wuxia novel? Mine is The Smiling, Proud Wanderer aka 笑傲江湖 by Jin Yong.

Best TV adapted is the 2001 version by CCTV. I watched it back when I'm still young in Vietnam. Wuxia was very popular in Vietnam, you know.

Today is your lucky day because you could jump in and watch it right now in English sub
Here:
http://cntvna.com/Entertainment/tv_drama/intro/95/Article_84995.shtml

>>71136878
>Not in Malaysia, we have full authentic taste
Because the restaurants there serve chinese people. The chinese restaurants here serve whiteys. We like our food sweet and diabetus.

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>>71136919
I'm watching The Legend of the Condor Heroes TVB's 1983 version as I type. 包惜弱 pisses me off but otherwise I can't stop watching. 黄蓉 is a cutie though, I want to wife her so much.

>>71136959
You can find authentic places in larger cities though, Flushing Chinatown in NYC is a goldmine

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>>71136746
You mad? If you wanna taste the real, goes to the original country where it comes from.

You bet I'm triggered by those little detail of ingredients change by the diaspora because my family has a renowned for cooking Bún Bò Huế tho.

>>71136919
>>71136604
How is Vietnam doing? From what I've seen before it looks pretty third world and Tier 88-ish. How are you guys coming along? Is it a shithole? Is it really that rural?

>>71136959
So when >>71136604 says Asian diaspora, what Charlie really means is diaspora to white countries.

>>71137274
Hongcouver isn't white though. :^)

>>71137273
*another anon*
>Is it really that rural?
I guess yes, anywhere that isn't urban is Cambodia-tier.

>>71137273
Coming very fast, like 20 years ago, TV is very expensive, only very rich family have it, colours TV blow you mind.

Now, almost every household have one.
>Is it a shithole? Is it really that rural?

Unless you are at some far remote or island. There don't have or only have one or two below thing: internet line, electric line and water line

Those three that I consider the basic to seen a place rural or not.

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Taoists are so fucking overpowered. I should learn some taoism

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>>71137697
>no tv
>20 years later
>tv
>vietnam stronk

>>71137273
>look up tier 88
>tfw when it returns a bunch of reddit threads

>>71138858
you couldn't handle the power mate

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Why do Chinese men with Russian wives look so happy?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAXFMufyTPn/

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>>71140096
Average day in the life of a Chinese male in Northern China.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPP9PmTDb6l/

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>>71140137
Russian girl snuggling with her Chinese beau
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCO-O3kNAUz/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ4Zd3WI_Lc

malaysian chinese not bad leh

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有去过中国吗,你们?

>>71140171
Russian woman can marry a Chinese, only if he is rich.

>>71086950
i don't think 是了 is a thing... what are you trying to say?

>>71141429
i think he wants to say
因为以前我们是大清等等

>>71140462
Sounds pretty funny. What languages are they mixing in? Reminds me of the silly way people speak in Taichung, they mix Mandarin, Taiyu and Japanese, sometimes on one sentence.

>>71093539
This

>>71142666
Hokkien (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokkien) and English

>>71143304
That explains it, means it's about 60% the same as what I heard over there. Do you talk like that too?

>>71143408
personally I mix Mandarin and English in casual situations, I never learned Hokkien (it's not taught formally in schools here) and only know a few basic words because my parents speak it a lot to each other. Is the Taiwanese version taught formally over there?

>>71143572
I am not sure, there's probably no need to since people speak it at home in regions where it's prevalent anyway. I know it's common for them to read classical Chinese in Taiyu or even Hakka language (which is more common in Taoyuan, where I used to live) because it's closer to the ancient pronunciation.

>>71143618
>because it's closer to the ancient pronunciation
Is there a reason why Mandarin has simplified so much of its pronunciation (loss of tone, loss of consonant endings) compared to all the other dialects out there? I recall some random shitposter blamed it on manchus not being able to speak properly but I don't know how much to believe that. IIRC even recently there was a pronunciation shift of K -> J which is why Canada became Jianada.

>>71144047
And why Peking became Beijing for that matter.
There is probably some core of truth to the Manchu thing, but it got exaggerated, we're on /int/ after all. Can some linguist please weigh in?

>>71144129
>"Peking" is a spelling created by French missionaries of the 17th and 18th centuries. In De Christiana expeditione apud Sinas (1615), Matteo Ricci calls the city Pechinum.[2] (The English translation gives Pequin.[3]) "Peking" appears in A Description of the Empire of China (1735) by Jean-Baptiste Du Halde.[4][5] These early spellings may represent pronunciation in the Nanjing dialect, which was used as a lingua franca at this time,[6][7] or the various other southern Chinese languages (e.g., Cantonese, Hokkien and Hakka) used by the traders of the port cities visited by early European traders. Peking was the English name of the city until the adoption of pinyin.

My first porn was a scene with Asia Carrera.
I think it might have been the trigger for my Asian preference.
I still remember the way her bush was shaved into this perfect triangle and how her lil Anus pulsed as she was riding that guy on the squeaky sofa.

Funny how masturbation laid the path for my future.

>>71144476
>>>/hc/

>>71144536
Tell us your story

>>71144573
This is not the board for fapstalgia.

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Truly the best diaspora

>>71144725
Kathy Zhu eh? Kathy the piggy :-D

>>71140727
我从不去过大陆, 但是有一天我希望去。

whats the hardest tone for you /int/? mine is definitely the 2nd tone; i always seem to revert to the 3rd tone when a 2nd tone is present.

>>71145577
The hardest part is the tone sandhi thing. After years of learning Chinese and mastering the pronunciation, it still doesn't come naturally. The neutral tone is hard too, I still don't get when I'm supposed to use it and it doesn't come naturally either.

>>71140727
当然去过

>>71145577
No tone in particular is difficult for me at this point. The difficult part for me is pronouncing words in a natural, flowing way while still using the proper tones.

>>71145577
Same, I always sound retarded with the second tone.

>>71145577
My dialect has something resembling the Cantonese six tones (very expressive and emphatic), so they don't present a problem, pronunciation or listening to identify them. But I'm not actively learning any Sino-Tibetan language, just listened to the tones once out of curiosity
Also, we have pitch. A Japanese tourist told me my pronunciation is great, but I wouldn't know anything since I'm neither learning Japanese

>>71145740
i agree the tone sandhi principle is ridiculous.
>>71145793
at least that sounds like an abundance of progress
>>71145794
sometimes ill get exponentially loud while trying to pronounce it
>>71145911
that would definitely be an advantage having a native language with similar rules.

>>71145740
A lot of Malaysians just ignore tone sandhi a lot of the time. We also get lazy with third tone (pronounce the fall without bothering with the rise) and convert neutral tone to lazy nonrising third tone.

>>71146170
i was curious about this; are chinese more lax about it as well?

>>71146059
>that would definitely be an advantage having a native language with similar rules.
I don't even know where to start. So you have radicals, and you use these radicals to construct more elaborate "symbols"?

>>71146406
by symbols do you mean diacritics?

>>71146314
I've never met a real chinaman, so I couldn't tell you

>>71146438
No, I'm asking about the Mandarin alphabet. It is a pictogramic language, isn't it? "Symbols" is the wrong term for a group of radicals put together? Strokes? I am lost

>>71146541
>pictogramic
logographic*, my bad

>>71146572
>>71146541
yeah its considered roughly logosyllabic. there is no alphabet in mandarin, so learning mandarin requires remembering a lot of characters. yes there are 8 different stroke categories in written chinese which when combined make up the characters.

>>71146677
I only know that "to hit telephone" "da3 dia4nhua4" means "to make a telephone call"
kek

>>71146916
dafeiji

I've noticed that many Southeast Asians and second language learners of Chinese get angry and offended when they see traditional characters, but mainlanders are indifferent about it. Why is this?

>>71149082
You met the wrong person.

>>71149162
I am not talking about a single person, it's a pattern. Mainlanders might ask why I use traditional characters, but they never screech about how I (or anyone for that matter) should not use them. Meanwhile I see people on imageboards and normie social media get assblasted whenever they see fantizi, especially Singaporean and Indonesian Chinese. We've had some of such people on /sino/ before.

>>71149294
I don't really know what I'm talking about here so don't quote me but can these overseas Chinese understand traditional? The few mainlanders I spoke to in traditional were pretty chill and never gave me shit about it, and they actually seemed to fully understand what I was saying. Meanwhile, my parents who use traditional are like "wtf why is this character like that" when they see simplified. So just a guess?

hey german foot fetish guy, if youre still around

i got that chinky cougar to unblock me. i'm trying to get her to make me a 2 minute foot video, but she wants 1000 rmb. maybe we can split the price, 500 each?

you would love her soles man. milky white, meaty, a little wrinkly but smooth as silk, nice plump little toes

>>71150185
Kek
2 minutes man
What a ripoff

>>71150531

well you can only send 2 minute videos on wechat. otherwise i'd push for 5 or longer. lel

https://www.thatsmags.com/china/post/12350/8-chinese-aphrodisiacs-to-help-you-get-it-on

Do they work?

What's the most recent word you learned?

I learned 后 meaning behind. 王后 means queen.

>>71150644
女王 is more common I think.
For me it's 踩高翹, it means stelts. 踩高蹺 seems to also be in use.

>>71150748
>女王 is more common I think.

Is this a north-south difference? This Hong Kong tv series I'm watching is using 王后.

>>71150801
女王 is female king
王后 is first wife of king

>>71150801
I think it depends. 王后 is the queen in the sense of the king's wife and 女王 is a queen in the sense of a woman in the position of a king.
>>71150852
This in other words.

>>71150852
>>71150885
Thanks, that makes a lot of sense

>>71150107
>but can these overseas Chinese understand traditional?
Here in Malaysia (and I believe also in Singapore) parents' generation all grew up learning traditional characters, so they can understand it and you'll you'll still see them around not infrequently, but the younger generation were all taught using simplified characters and use those mostly (though they may pick up some more common traditional characters like any Mainlander can). I've seen subtitles on TV in traditional as well.

Also if you buy light novels in Chinese from Popular or Kinokuniya or something they'll be written in traditional since the publisher had the HK and Taiwan market in mind.

>>71149082
I've literally never met anyone who got offended when traditional was used, they're just like "eh, 是繁体来的的~"

>>71151018
*来的~

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台灣國

>>71151018
Alright, it was probably just bad luck then.
>>71151088
>台灣國
At least remove the KMT imagery when you post that. This is weak bait. Green Taiwanese hate the KMT even more than the commies if they can tell the difference anyway.

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>>71151088
太平天囯

What's with this polish poster who always posts pro-china threads but never shows up here

>>71148807

>明天情人節
>我喜歡的女生不喜歡我
;_;

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>>71151196

>>71151183
Just a psychotic or a trololol.
>>71151196
好可憐 ;_;
>>71151236
What's with Asian belles and Bogdanoff jaws?

>>71151196
强奸她

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>>71151196

>>71151142
just need to share my OC

>>71151356
You stole it from an american poster in /cum/

>>71150107
>Meanwhile, my parents who use traditional are like "wtf why is this character like that" when they see simplified.
to supplement this, my parents have said a number of times of a number of characters that the traditional construction is more logical because the concepts of the radicals that make up the word relate to the meaning of the word itself, meanwhile the simplified version just looks similar but the radicals have no relation to the meaning at all.

>>71151380
pretty sure i made this in gimp

No wonder I've been confused about Cantonese, they use 佢 instead of 他

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Beggars are goddamn overpowered too. I should be a beggar

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>>71151236

send this to your chink 2morrow
then buy a ticket and slam her on wednesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M2iWArJE-w

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>>71151686
>For You <3
>I never forget you
>you're always in my heart
>you're a special person, special friend to me
>special friend
>friend

>>71151961
no meanposting please

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These three girls knock at your door, hand you a metal baseball bat and ask you to go fuck up some Koreans with them.
Would you?

>>71151961
I know ;_;

>>71152294
Right away

>>71150107
The 1000 most common of the most come 3000 words or something like that are simplified, and then the number of simplified characters radiates out from there. In proportion to the total number of characters s Chinese will know the number of simplified is small, and there are some groups of simplified that aren't really simplified at all, such as anything with the speech radical.

Anyway they encounter traditional characters pretty frequently (KTV is probably the most common place they see them) and they can recognize the common traditional characters pretty well even though they probably can't write them.

>>71152294
I'd take the bat and smash the middle one in the face (last meanpost I swear)

>>71152510
wtf is wrong with you man
see a doctor

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黄蓉 is such a jealous ninny but I still love her

>talking to Chinese qt
>she's telling me about some cute guy she saw

>talk to another Chinese qt
>tells me about some famous singer she thinks is so handsome

>talk to yet another Chinese qt
>tells me about some foreign student at her university she has a crush on

Why do they do this?

>>71153902
they're teasing you
just gotta whip that dick out and show them what it's all about

>>71151686
Postcards from abroad are so heartwarming.

>>71153902

kek. they're not interested in you, sorry brah

>>71153902
Because you're a girl.

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>>71154084
Agreed. I've received a whole bunch of cards (not just from this girl) and finding a new postcard in my mailbox never fails to make me happy. There's something nice about the broken english as well. Pic very related.

>>71154513
Exactly, it's endearing. I like it when they write in Chinese and I manage to understand it as well.
Are you the comfy Swede who used to live in Taiwan from back when /sino/ started?

>>71154591
>I like it when they write in Chinese and I manage to understand it as well.
That's nice as well. Some girls I talk to don't speak english at all so they always use chinese. Talking to them can be tricky sometimes but it's good practice.
Did you study over there or was that another dutch guy?
>Are you the comfy Swede who used to live in Taiwan from back when /sino/ started?
That's me, yes. Don't know if there are any other swedes here? Anyway it's been a while since these threads started. I only remember a few guys from here though, but on the other hand I'm not very active. I lurk sometimes but I don't post much.

>>71146541
>>71146677
there's an alphabet if you're from taiwan but it makes typing slow af

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>>71155181
We had to learn zhuyin when I studied in Taiwan, but after that we could chose if we wanted to use zhuyin or pinyin. I think everyone in my class chose to use pinyin.

bopomofo looks like star wars alien language

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洪七公 is now my favourite character. Thanks for listening.

>>71155181
Tell me more

>>71155383
It's basically the same thing as pinyin. Wouldn't say it's a bad system or anything, it's just that pinyin is so much easier for foreigners.

>>71152294
>ask you to go fuck up some Koreans with them.

Why do Taiwanese qts hate Korea so much? Is it to please Nippon-dono?

>>71155321
imho there's pretty much no reason to use zhuyin; pinyin is faster on pretty much every level and i wish i learned it before so i wouldn't get ??? at things like nv for 女

>>71155383
people mistake it for japanese sometimes, i guess if you squint it looks like katekana?

>>71155487
i'm not sure what else there is to say uhhh the only difference in sound between ㄓㄔㄕㄖ and ㄗㄘㄙ are the curled vs uncurled tongue but the taiwan accent is lazy and sometimes you don't curl your tongue so hahahah good luck if chinese is your second language

>>71155576
kek'd

>>71155840
Yeah I remember back when I was studying and tried to type on my computer. I couldn't understand why 女 didn't appear in the list when I wrote "nu". The next day I asked my classmate and he said it's "nv". You get used to it pretty fast though. I wouldn't want to go back to zhuyin now.

>>71156052
the thing i like about typing in zhuyin is how your keyboard fills in for you, like if i type ㄎㄅㄎㄧ on my phone it gives me 可不可以. can you do that with the pinyin keyboard?

>>71156313
Pinyin has word prediction too

>>71156313
Don't think so. At least I don't know of any such thing. It kinda works like that on my phone though. Like, let's say I type "zy", it changes to 這樣. Would've been nice if I could do the same thing on my pc.

>>71132985
>操你们祖宗十八代

我想问,人真的会说这句话吗?我听过人说“我操你妈”,“我操你妈了隔壁”等等,但是我从来没听过人说这句话。

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有人喜欢听中文的Vocaloid的歌吗?给你们听一下:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IepQWPmZcbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR1ASnv5yrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv2UTMAtYoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8NFgAQS-zI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfANl9JF7r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSpqZnn66ak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOuN52Ya2po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoRPqweL_0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbcp4DfrlI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y4Nr0z5gUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJBZkUESsyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKhzn4zh8No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPm-Cpgg-_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clmS_J6NnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-CnJEiuklA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQESA_CZfU

>>71132985
Just don't feed the trolls, remind people to keep the level high and makr good comments. It's been worse than this and will be fine.

>>71156428
>>71156479
ayo i guess it's time for me to make the switch

>>71149082
Because mainlanders can actually read them?

It's just kind of outdated in use, like seeing Gothic script in Europe, but you still see it as decorative writing for advertisements and on buildings for example.

Would you get offended by seeing Gothic writing?

>>71126774
It's a meme 哥们儿

>>71157594
Not really. And why wouldn't they be able to read them? As Malay Anon pointed out, Southeast Asians see them regularly.

I also feel like there might also be some ethnic insecurity along the lines of 'please accept me Mainlanders, I am just like you' in there. But the choice of subject matter is rather odd as the Mainlanders themselves don't care much.

>>71139963
Wouldn't surprise me if people from /r/China and /r/CCJ2 people post here. Chan culture tends to bleed over to there, and they're responsible for a good number of memes among China expats

>>71157863
>Memes among China expats
Can you name some? I feel like they are posted here regularly and go over the heads of non-expat.

>>71087422
长白山是中国的

>>71155576
The Chou Tzu-yu probably has done a lot to ruin Taiwanese opinion's of Korea.

And with the deterioration of Sino-Korean relations after South Korea announced it would accept THADD, it seems like all of East Asia hates South Korea now

>>71157910
Conveniently, /r/CCJ2 has an FAQ of their memes

https://www.reddit.com/r/CCJ2/comments/42ql0a/the_official_ccj2_faq_2016_edition_newfag/

>>71157910
tier 88
rainy
sexpat
english teacher
LMBO

>>71158064
There's also just baseball rivalry involved. Still there's plenty of fashionable Koreaboos in Taiwan, if the 師大夜市 was anything to go by.

>>71149082
I've never met a Chinese language learner who got angry when they saw traditional characters. I find it bothersome when I have to read them, and I roll my eyes when people claim that traditional is more "beautiful" and that simplification made learning characters harder, but that's the extent of my attitude.

What do Chinese think of the Hui people?

>>71158176
So the sexpat/English teacher thing was a meme? Makes sense, it always sounded a little harsh to me despite the existence of some folks who embody the stereotype.

>>71158176
My personal favorite is Tim Budong

>>71158318
It's not a meme
Just look at all the China expats itt

>>71158285
There's an example in this thread:
>>71136329
But that might have been a troll post. I don't care much about the aesthetic side, never cared for calligraphy anyway.

>>71158318
memes do not need to be false
Go search on youtube for vlogs of people living in china
most of them are fat ugly anglos teaching english and having an ugly green card hunting gf

>>71158296
Since Hui don't have a separatist movement, they're generally trusted by the government and are able to practice Islam with a lot less restrictions compared to Uighurs. However, more and more Han Chinese feel that the government coddles Hui too much and gives them too many subsidies.

https://jamestown.org/program/creeping-islamophobia-chinas-hui-muslims-in-the-firing-line/
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/09/15/in-china-fears-of-creeping-sharia-proliferate-online-muslims-islam-islamophobia/
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/12/16/china-doesnt-mind-islamic-extremists/
http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/harmony-and-martyrdom-among-chinas-hui-muslims

>>71158296
They like to eat their 肉夾饃

On the topic of zhuyin...
This one Taiwanese I know is pissing me off so much.
Like whenever there is Pinyin she acts as if it was this complete alien language to her and it's just IMPOSSIBLE for a Taiwanese to know how to pronounce or read or write it because they use bopomofo and Pinyin is so mainland.
Makes me want to beat the shit out of her every time.
At least she knows 台北 is Taipei.

Also triggers the fuck out of her when I say she lives in Taipei, because Banqiao is NEW TAIPEI CITY.

>>71158680
There is only one solution to the Muslims in China debate:

Police Firing Squads

>>71158756
Jokes on you, Taipei is not even pinyin.

>>71158756
Lots of placenames in Taiwan have switched to pinyin. They need to make up their minds though, it's annoying seeing both Wade-Giles and pinyin. "Kaohsiung" and "Hsinchu" are just abominations.

>>71158817
>what is 韋氏拼音

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>>71158753
>肉夾饃

Roujiamo is one thing I miss from China. At one point I was eating it for dinner every day.

>>71158861
At least they're easier to understand for people who don't know mandarin. I'd rather read Kaohsiung than hear someone say khaoksiong.

Also it's just the way those cities are known in English. The pointless Peking-Beijing discussion plenty of sucu drama already.

>>71159056
>sucu
So many typos today, damn this life of phoneposting on trains.

>>71158899
>韋氏拼音

>Implying Wade-Giles is the same as Hanyu Pinyin and isn't one of the worst romanization systems ever created

Whenever I see Taiwanese names in Wade-Giles, I have to look up their name in hanzi just to know how to pronounce it properly.

>>71159156
Pinyin is useful when you speak Chinese. Wade-Giles, complicated as it is, isn't as misleading to people who don't know the language.

>>71158861
yeah you go from one city to another and you have zhongshan road, then it's jhong shan in the next and chung shan somewhere else.
that whole hsi thing int WG is really dumb anyway, would have never guessed how to pronounce kaohsiung from the way it's written
kao H syung
HHsinchu
at least gaoxiong would be a butchered version of it's actual pronunciation when you just read it like that

also kek at tongyong, who gives a flying fuck about this shit

>>71159156
wade giles is a form of pinyin nonetheless, since the dutch guy wanted to play the smartass

>>71158756
新 北 市
北
市

>>71159429
REEE YOU SMARTASS

>>71158756
hahahahahaah is chinese her first language?

>>71159491
Used to live there myself :^)
三重 represent

>>71159576
I lived in 中壢, you can see street signs with all sorts of romanisation systems there enough to make our German and Canadian friends go on a Sam Hyde style killing rampage.

>>71156479
You can do the same thing on your pc, at least with the Google Pinyin IME

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S A N C H O N G Milk Master

Used to get my shake for breakfast there.

>>71159512
yes

>>71140096
He gets the hot white wife, she gets the money

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let it die with 310 posts at least

>>71162277
We'll be back tomorrow probably.

>>71159714
What's Taoyuan like? Never been there. I actually didn't travel much in Taiwan, only went to Tainan and Kaohsiung a few times with le 女友

>>71159981
There was this guy at the 7-11 where I lived who would always talk to me, it was very funny. He even remembered me when I visited Taiwan like a year after I moved home to Sweden. He was like 你回來了!

310!

>>71164865
It's a city for living and working, not much interesting to see. Zhongli in Taoyuan is full of immigrants from Southeast Asia. Taiwanese joke about feeling like they're abroad when they go there.

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>>71164865
>I actually didn't travel much in Taiwan