/brit/

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dormer 2bh lads

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kay-on

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kate

is niggerlad about?

Bit weird how the media can't just list the countries Trump temporarily banned without saying "mostly Muslim". Funny how they don't mention the other religions in those countries or mention the religious demographics of countries when they report any other story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFx2y2TOpJI
Brit comrades and me

>>71081554
Sounds lovely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM33anTtEVE

NEW CHARLIE XD XD

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any proles in this thread?

I'm gonna rush you

DEMAND a posh oxbridge gf

really need a bf

>>71081462
had to ask me gf to change her low cut dress on one occasion.

low cut dress. science musuem. i don't think so.

Tinie Tempah ft. Stormzy and Bugzy Malone - It's Peak

>>71081521

*wonders if he will have the opportunity to commit war crimes in his life*

does a dutch person's uvula ever get sore?

we need some more willies in here

>>71081550
you banana
you won't have a snowball's chance in hell of playing multiplayer (the only reason to play ETS2)

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>>71081550
>he listened to the spotty irish retard and bought a laptop and ps4 instead of a gaming pc

>>71081622
Will be funny watching toffs die in forced labour camps. You'll finally be useful.

>>71081629
*raises paw*

>>71081607
can you expand? this might be me

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my gf

>>71081627
good post
>>71081629
you better be a grill

Quite funny how Scotland want independence from the UK to then join the EU

'ave 'one 'othin' 'oday 'ads

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>>71081599

>>71081696
why is she on tinder?

Can't recommend Oxford, Brit-friends. I'll be leaving this place a more reclusive, anxious and mentally corroded person.

>>71081746
my thoughts exactly

fake pure slut

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>>71081461

>>71081746
to get attention obvs

>>71081681
aint got a ps4 lad. got a wii u on ebay if your interested though? might help me buy one of these external GPUs i hear abouts.

>>71081629
FONT

jews and muslims have always fought together against the white oppressors

look at the moorish kingdom in europe, they actively encouraged jews to settle there when they were exiled by other nations in europe

the jews will always protect the muslims

made a peng chicken burger but nothing to watch while eating it

>in a few months time forest will be in league 1 and notts will be non league

truly the pride of the midlands

>>71081681
I was the one that asked that question earlier. Haven't bought anything yet.

>>71081750
And you'll be a millionaire by age 30 if you did a useful degree.

>>71081842
netflix lad

just watched Hell or High Water

extremely overrated and boring

valentines day soon

alone again haha

>>71081803
How can one be so patrician in 2D but so pleb in 3D? You are a walking contradiction.

really wish report of the week got big instead of chicken connoisseur

>>71081894
>Have a gf but she's on a girls holiday for Valentines
Even with a gf I'll be alone fml

>>71081803
Nonce2

>>71081894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4L-xEzYWGw

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BRENT

>>71081840
>Spaniards
>white

Howling

>>71081869
Watched it with friends but they turned it off after an hour or so. I thought it was quite alright.

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syria and turkey agreed on a border

How the fuck do people even get married these days? Venues alone are tens of thousands of pounds

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It's SF beer week
You lads wanna go with me?

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

>>71081932
>on a girls holiday for Valentines
suspicious

>>71081932
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is the football league show still going

business idea: ruin my arsehole with a horse dildo

>The SST is equal to 309.158. Conduct a test of the null hypothesis that the group means are equal. Use a 5% significance level.

Dont even know where to begin with this

>>71081971
the guests give you loads of money lad

>>71081843
forest have the same points as villa kek

what's a good alt-right youtube channel?

mean real alt-right too not 'le milo btfos le feminazis xDD' alt-right

>>71082017
pics

>>71082033
THE

>>71082033
Louder with Crowder

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>>71081973
would rather drink bleach than partake in anything that has to do with the west coast

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is he the signing of the season lads?

>>71081953
original spaniards were white yeah before they got blacked by the africans

>>71082033
pengest munch

never sniffed coke off a hookers tits. reckon one off adultwork would be alri with it?

>>71081963
turkey can fuck off

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going to make some tea (chamomile)

>>71082093
yes, easily

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>>71082093
Browner than a bronze statue. Gassing.

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>>71082107
Good lad

>>71081987
sieben sieben ein zwei

are biker gangs actually a real thing?

never hear about them here

>>71082033
MDE

>>71082033
thereportoftheweek

>>71082017
i got a 3.5 inch one and a 4.5 inch one, thinking of getting a 5.75 and a 6.25 but dont want them to be too big

>>71082098
except the spaniards were the ones doing the race mixing you dolt

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ah yes, the fuck buddy

>>71082093
Why do Africans have such receeding hairlines?

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>>71082093
Yes, la.

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>>71082138
why is that funny

Still high. Society stuff.

>>71082019
ANOVA

>>71082116
i dont do drugs, why dont you jsut milk her tits

Mane looks like one of those refugees that will rape white women in nightclubs

>>71082175
FONT

>>71082049
https://youtu.be/Eah1niD0dqs

>>71082183
>>71082201
MANE SNAP

>>71082181
more test than whiteys

love cats so much

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https://vine.co/v/eDOai95gzhi/embed/simple

btfo

>>71082257
are you a 47 year old woman?

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>>71082224
>being this edgy

>>71081971
brothers band is 3k alone

you get money from gifts too

>>71082215
what if she doesn't lactate? not a huge fan of gear 2bh but i'd do it just for the novelty.

>>71082316
didn't understand what anyone was talking about in that movie but I enjoyed it

might pay a dominatrix to dominate me

>>71082312
yes

>>71082215
how do you know if a hooker lactates?
can you provide links?

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this is now a mane thread

>>71082375
nice

>>71081971

registry office

wish I could walk around in a suit casually without looking like a mong

might accept money off a runt to dominate him

>>71082183

das it, mane

>>71082342
I thought they explained it pretty well

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>>71082387
No

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>>71082451
yes

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>>71082451
>Arselel

I had consensual romantic sex once

can you get slurpees over here

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hahahahahaha my willy thinks that my hand is a vagina AGAIN

silly willies btfo eternally

>>71082462
extremely bad filename

ah did the man kick the ball hmm yes very good

Ah yes...the ball of foot. Very impressive.

>watching Bill Maher
john waters is really not a good rep for the gay community

>bill:*introuces topic*
>guest1:*discussion*
>guest2:*discussion*
>john: lol gay sex reference haha!

>>71081971
https://youtu.be/RBA-U0HOooQ

>captcha speke
is he here?

>>71082490
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>>71082493
if you have 7/11 then you can

>>71082490
its pretty amazing innit?

bored of casual sex myslef. every once in a while a fun drunk pounding is great, but half the time you just have regret

>>71082493
Sucks if you can't

>>71082532
me on the piano

might have a cheeky wank to some faketaxi vids lads

dawned on me some time ago how poorly developed I am socially. In my mid twenties and 14-year-olds probably have more game than me.

>>71082532
me having a wank in the bathroom thinking of this slag

>>71082431
Something about the mortgages people were offering being really expensive once their fixed rates ended in 2007

>>71082566
nice gig

>>71082493
slush puppy m8

>>71081971
>>71082532
ive literally always said that i want a traditional asian wedding, then i can put the pics on facebook and get a few hundred likes and feel superior because i didnt have a boring christian wedding

Lads when I look through the viewfinder of my camera there are small black specks. Is the lens fucked or is it just the viewfinder?

>>71082093
>>71082183
>>71082201
>>71082270
>>71082290
>>71082387
>>71082462
>>71082481
das it mane

>>71082635
take a picture and find out

how do all these runts I see afford canada goose

>>71082646
all me

>>71082635
If it's a dslr it's probably dust on the mirror, lens, or viewfinder

>>71082627
news flash m8

literally nobody gives a fuck abotu your boring wedding.

>>71081971
Parents had a cheap ceremony

They're still together

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_Brown

Brown was born when Jamaica was a part of the British Empire and is the last living former subject of Queen Victoria

>>71082726
This
Mine paid 20 squid at the registry office

Literally just spend my day lurking 4chan, getting bored and closing the tab, then just reopening 4chan

>>71082732
she's a nigger too lmao

High and getting very comfy in bed. Wish I could cuddle with one of you ;). xx xx

>>71082765
this 2bh

>>71082765
Same lad

Where did our lives go wrong?

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>>71082787
>nigger

>>71082765
Me too

Who /phoneposting/ here?

>>71082813
sorry, did that trigger you? I'll tone it down like I'm on reddit, okay?

>>71082765
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN

Don't want to do anything

Don't want to read, don't want to play video games, haven't eaten all day but don't want to eat. Don't even want to sleep. Was going to order fried chicken and get pissed on my own for a second night in a row but I feel guilty about spending money like that since I lost £50 betting today.

Really don't know what to do lads. I'm just sat here on the sofa.

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>>71082765
>>71082808
>>71082809
>>71082832
>>71082872
wahey

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I would literally kill my own mother for a nude picture of Anzu

trump fought for germany in ww1 and was in prison

spent the day being miserable

who /FastStream/ here?

Bella Hadid or Gigi Hadid?

i can hear the xanny calling

>>71082930
>gigi

this is not a real name

>>71082886
>>71082832
>>71082809
>>71082808
unironically having a housewarming party at my flat if you lot want to come

will be girls fyi

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>>71082844
Yo

>>71082884
Might do an exercise with the kettlebell and then see how I feel.

mate keeps asking me if i'm ready and telling me to phone taxi so we can go to predrinks where the lads already are (he lives on my road) but i'm still posting on /brit/

>>71082903
would split her in half

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FUCKING PHONIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

If you said most of the shit you say on 4chan, (whether it's your true feelings or just satirical) IRL or on social media you would literally get arrested or beaten to death by the anti-free speech brigade

this is actually how cucked are society is, we can only speak freely anonymously through fear of persecution

Why did mags like Esquire and GQ turn into nu-male feminist shit? Why aren't men allowed anything where they can just be men?

*runs away in a cowardly manner*

>>71082884
ah yes, depression

>>71082903
I could cuck her bf easily.

>>71082884
Light puzzle games might help. Something like sudoku to keep your brain ticking over.

>>71082903

Bet it's highly underwhelming

She looks like a freak

>>71083010
Shut up nerd

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>>71082930
Gini

>>71082884
Engage in lots of escapism lad, I highly recommend anime.

>>71082955
Jelena Noura "Gigi" Hadid

>>71082930
gigi on my dick, bella on my face, kendall pegging me

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anybody else watching the winter cup?

been giggling all day

>>71082813
>>71083054
this poster is genuinely black
why do non whites come to 4chan?

>>71082930
found out their mum was dutch and that she kept the paki name ever after divorcing the guy

>>71082957
thanks, have a party too but I'm too hungover to go

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>>71083042
take that back, gaylord
she's perfect

>>71083076
post the stream link lol

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>the autismo Yank edgemaster is here

>>71082884
Depression

>>71083010
Does it really bother you?

>>71082903
Reckon her flange would be a bit grim desu, she's really skinny so it'll probably look bruised with the flaps dangling down.

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>>71083097

gomenasai lads

>>71082957

why would you cuck you're old man like that son?

>>71083103
BROWNED

>>71082903
you're pathetic

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>>71083107
Dope
Sauce?

>>71082957
Neat

>>71083076
Haven't watched that in about 2 years, I reckon.

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>>71083146
>her

>>71083155
mondainai

>>71083058
Tried that with all the gaming and reading and watching TV shows. I'm just not finding them interesting

>>71083134
>>71083020
Why are destructive things so inviting when you're depressed?

I've been medicated for depression for a few years before. Don't want to go on medication again.

Why are destructive things like alcohol and gambling so inviting when you're depressed?

>>71083174
FrankJavCee on Bandcamp

>>71082765

read a book

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>>71083112
link kept getting flagged for spam lol

/sp/ up next

Wish I was a girl so I could have a lad fondle my tits and finger me.

>>71083229
gives you a dopamine rush which temporarily "fills the void"

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Reminder that if a girl says she reads, this is what she means.

wish i could still smoke weed but my throat is fucked after years of acid reflux from my heavy drinking :-(

>>71083228
you just know

>>71083256
cheers la

>>71083270
bit gay

>>71083228
gay jew clown and the fat cowboy

who put the bop in the bop shoo wop de wop?

eating spaghetti lads

>>71083270

What's it like to have a vagina

I will never know

>>71083314
Bit harsh. Don't think Alex Jones is Jewish.

>>71083334
Sometimes when I'm lay in bed I imagine what it would be like to get fucked and it gives me a weird feeling in my bollocks.

>>71083348
u gay?

>>71083277
"No!"

>>71083334
>what's it like to have a gaping hole in your body that you bleed out of every month

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>>71083169
its the weirdest paki i've ever seen (on the right)

Any cheeky lads in?

You lot seem like proper bellends.

>>71083334
Imagine it's a lot like a bumhole, but cleaner.

>>71083356
No, besides if I was a girl it wouldn't be gay.

I'M FUCKIN' WHITE

>>71083364

Yeah, that bit must suck

But you can put all sorts of things in there

So many activities

>>71083270
haha

same

>>71083365
He's a Palestinian

>>71083397
RACIST

>>71083348
Residual memory of when your scrotum was labia in the womb la

>>71083409
well that explains a lot

>>71083230
>I Wanna Get High With You
Didn't know that was this guy, cheers la

>>71083403
it's not a fucking adventure playground mayte

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>>71083416

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

in a proper weird mood tonight

getting pissed on my own as usual but i've got my music on full and i'm dancing around in my undies

absolutely detest dancing but for some reason i'm having fun doing it now

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thoughts?

>>71083416
Woah...

chinese food desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZaItll1OZs

>>71083469
Pics

>>71083456

My vagina
My rules

>>71083416
>men are mutants of women
ah yes

the so-called "x-men"

If you've ever imagined, even for a second, getting shagged by a bloke you are a bona-fide bender

>>71083228
would like to throw a brick in their faces

Haven't played any games since 2011 really

What's the current state of gaming?

>>71083469
Having a singsong too lad?

>>71083512
alri twitter commie

Chat shit, get gassed senpai

>>71083473
the jews did this

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Chinese invasion going well lads, but fucking Russians invading me

FOR

>>71083488
no

>>71083536
yes
singing along to alicia keys

I think if I was a girl I'd just spend my days ruining my holes with giant dildos and having endless orgasms

>>71083511
Prove it.

>>71083535
There's a /brit/ ps4 group that no one posts in

>tfw a 16yo can clean and jerk your deadlift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvKXt1WjiQ

Got a sore throat and I feel like I'm gagging and about to vomit constantly

JFMSU

I work for Belethor, at the general goods store.

>>71083556
bender

>>71083535
absolutely horrendous lad
new consoles are shit with shit releases
only good games coming out this year is the new Zelda, Nier Automata and Red Dead Redemption 2
That's literally it, literally nothing of note came out last year either apart from Dark Souls 3

>>71083596
alright I'll see you there

just woke up

5'8"

drinking green tea

>>71083562
this desu

would be great

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>>71083416

WOKE

*wanks*

>>71083578
that wouldn't be the case if you were on as much shit as he is

>>71083593
Had a lesson with someone with a really bad cold yesterday. Thought I was going to get sick but I woke up today fine. Steel immune system.

>>71083596
What were you two arguing about?

>>71083633
you'll be sick tomorrow

>>71083578

>black

DoesNT COUNT

>>71083535
tony hawk pro skater is hot again

>>71083644
Then I can take Monday off. Win/win.

>>71083633
It's fucking annoying

Barely ever get ill, had about 2 colds in 3 years

Reeeee rooooo

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I download too much porn, spend most of my waking hours watching and wanking to it just to keep up with the downloads

>>71083602
suck me off then call me a bender

>>71083660
A hot piece of shit, that is.

>>71083633
that's strange, I thought Germans always welcomed foreign viruses?

>>71083633

>he gets sick from a refugee

>>71083562
would eat lunch and play with my breasts

Business idea: become a porn director and make really good stuff

>>71083578
i can bench ohp and curl dat lmoa

Is it OK to take painkillers if I'm on antidepressants?

woke up feeling gross with a slight headache

didn't even drink last night
i'm fucking livid

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>>71083685
>>71083689
Aha I see I have been a victim of the famous so-called British 'banter'. Extremely amusing indeed.

>>71083683
close your browser

>>71083546
>twitter
Shan't

>>71083668
iktf

mdma makes me feel insanely relaxed

If my anus prolapses I can get it fixed, right?

damn right i'm a hot mess

>>71083779
Just stuff it right back in

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>>71083535
its great

>>71083668

i download loads of high quality videos and watch most of them once, but don't delete them on the off chance i might one day want to use them again

business idea: become a director and create many high budget films all with the first scene starting with a pan out from a dog's anus

>>71083694
too many regulations in the uk

>>71083779
just push it back in mate

Business idea: go back in time, not become so much of a failure, then in the same time line meet my former future self and laugh in his face

Maybe it's happening, I just haven't met myself yet

>>71083765
MDMA makes me a fucking mad man - got off with like 4 girls in one night last time I took it, can chat a girl up like it's nothing.

>>71083732
*moves cursor towards the X*
*It turns white, with the surrounding area being red*
*applies gentle pressure on the left mouse button*
*gulps*
*backs out at the last second*

phew...

>>71083708

>he can OHP 400lbs

t. brain shaw

>>71083779
just push it back in mate

i can rosebud my arsehole on command

boarded a bus

>>71083794
>>71083811
>>71083857
hmm

I guess you're all speaking from experience then eh?

>>71083838
>lbs

FOY
O
Y

>Work a few hours at the weekend in a shop
>Someone nicks something and runs out
>Manager tells me to go after them as i'm nearest the do
>Don't do it and he has a massive go at me for it

Ahh yes

boarded your buttocks

>>71083879
won't lie to you it will hurt a bit

>>71083884
>>71083884
>>71083884
>>71083884

NEW THREAD LADS

is May the worst PM in living memory?

>>71083882
>kg
JF
F

>>71083838
fugg

delete!

also FOY

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>>71083824
I hope you've learnt your lesson today

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>>71083535
well good

>>71083795
t. james may

DARMOK AND JELAD AT TENAGRA

>>71083857
pics

put my broken phone in some rice lads
hope it works