LEAF edition
you're all excellent people.
I am excellent.
*hits the nay-nay*
y'all are excellent people
i am even more excellent
http://www.strawpoll.me/12257048
>>71081173
LOL
I'm not excellent
>>71081225
Tell me more about dog face
What does Trump mean by this?
Is it a way of establishing dominance?
Spaghetti
Jenna
>when the bf's dick is bigger than yours
We're fucked. What do we do?
>>71081173
Who are the cum celebrities?
Baja
Foot kraut
Me
Who else?
>>71081262
He's autistic.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12317049
Very important poll
>>71081262
Yes.
>>71081275
Typical American. Always thinking about dicks.
>>71081301
ur mum cuz everyone here had some of her las nite
>>71081301
Everyone with redditflags knows each other
>>71081327
Typical Mexicano. Always thinking about America.
ok so where are the nicest /cum/ posters so I can meet my friends?
I will bring you German candies!
>Hey anon, we heard you support the "moderate" rebels? This can't be true, right habibi?
>>71081394
Not vancouver
>>71081394
I rather you bring me some actual beer.
>>71081394
Don't come to Vancouver.
>>71081394
Portland.
>>71081394
I've heard they're all in Vancouver
>>71081240
she's even prettier irl and hugged me when we first met and it felt nice because i haven't had a hug from a non family member in a long time. she's pretty tall for a girl, only a few inches shorter than me, and really agreeable. I had a smile glued to my face the whole time because I was just really happy to be there and had that feeling that I finally made it, getting a really cute qt (much more so than my high school sweetheart).
>>71081314
Since when is kissing considered intimate
>>71081262
He tried to do it to Mattis and big J wasn't having none of it
>Clackamas County
>City literally named Boring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boring,_Oregon
Ayy buds I found what this comes from
>>71081495
Why's she called dog face on here? I wasn't here for a couple of days and missed it.
>>71081262
Abe looks so uncomfortable. I think he just wants Trump to let go of him.
>>71081515
Video???
>>71081384
Go eat foreskin.
>>71081505
I kiss my bros all the time
>>71081576
her tinder picture had that dog snapchat filter.
>>71081547
comfy
>>71081582
Why would I have the video
What did he mean by this?
got dat sesame chicken
>>71081569
did you like it?
>>71081584
I'm not a jew.
meanwhile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool,_California
>>71081590
Lips or cheek?
There's something wrong here...
>>71081616
Good luck then, bud
>>71081668
full french
>>71081424
>>71081448
hm ok
>>71081494
ooh
>>71081439
I don't know what the customs regulations are but I guess I could if you tell me what you want
>>71081464
Tell me about them
>>71081590
This and my dad
>>71081691
i mean yeah it's kinda a red flag but she proved my initial suspicions wrong within minutes of meeting, she's not basic or hollow at all
>>71081668
Is it a Latina thing for girls to kiss on the cheek
hm?
>>71081704
Any (good) stouts are fine by me.
>>71081173
so accurate it hurts
>>71081813
I am in love with a polish girl on chaturbate
Where did I go wrong? I'm killing myself masturbating here.
>>71081763
Yes.
>girl-girl
cheek
>girl-guy(friend)
cheek
>>71081262
abe's eye roll lmfao, thinks he's a moron
>>71081836
>the british had a right to divvy it up in the first place
are you jewish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGoFzEaUehc
>brits
>>71081813
If that's what my master wants, then I am obliged to follow through.
>>71081969
>the British didn't have the right to do whatever they wanted with THEIR land
Are you an Arab? And I would've preferred if they got rid of all the Arabs and colonized the region with Christian Europeans.
>>71081569
it's good right?
This guy >>71081443 gave me a very rude reply at the end of last thread.
Why did you do that?
>>71081314
was it autism?
>tfw it's too early in the year for the summer county fair
>tfw no gf to take to go on rides and eat funnel cakes with
>tfw no gf to go strawberry picking with
>tfw no gf to pack everything up and drive to AZ for burning man in late summer
>>71082056
It's ethically sound to bully low quality posters.
>>71082064
>burning man
fucking degenerate
NA seriously lacks culture
No wonder there's so few non-NA flags in cum
>>71082064
Man I love those
the gravity thingie where you can crawl on walls while it spins is the best ride
I always see people I havent seen in years at those things
>>71082024
>Are you an Arab?
no but i am a Southerner
I would have preferred if the Jews had ceased to exist all together in 70 AD and the land be purged of Abrahamic religion
Why do people buy used panties? Do they sniff them or jerk off with them?
I don't get it.
>>71082123
>not being a hippy
It's 2017, man. *tokes and slicks dreads back*
>>71082024
>living life like a paradox game
>>71082128
>No wonder there's so few non-NA flags in cum
>general about NA for people from NA
>hurr durr why arent there any foreign flags guys I have a fucking leaf on my flag
>I would have preferred if the Jews had ceased to exist all together in 70 AD and the land be purged of Abrahamic religion
>>71082160
Wish life was like a Paradox game desu
>>71082131
let's go to one together
Israel should be given to the original Israelites
>>71082139
Ask a Jap. I haven't seen that happening here yet.
>atheism
>>71082005
where?
>atheism
>>71082128
all the foreigners are shit
>>71082128
North America (by which I mean USA) has the most powerful culture on earth, you just don't notice it because you are from here.
Everyone elsewhere in the world is constantly bombarded by American TV, music, movies, books, magazines, websites, blogs, vlogs, and streams. Everyone with an internet connection knows at least some English.
the kurds must re-embrace zoroastrianism
>>71082184
>>71082225
Why are atheists always in defense mode? I often see conversations that only mention religion at some point, and they're okay until Xxpussydestroyer666_satanxxX comes in and shits everything up.
Wish the Druze accepted converts 2bh
>>71082221
I see it everywhere online especially reddit and tumblr girls list used panties for sale.
I'm sure people buy them why else would there be so many vendors.
>>71082386
>being a pseudo-Muslims
the gf
/cum/'d
>>71082412
>he thinks Druze are anything likes muslims
>>71082309
>Everyone with an internet connection knows at least some English.
It's because of British colonialism
>>71082504
The Chinese guy has a sick fit desu
Looks like some VETEMENTS shit straight off the runway
>>71082517
The Druze religion is an off-shoot of Islam
>>71082522
Yes, the English part is as much due to colonialism as it is to US culture these days.
>>71082561
so christians are jews and mormons are christians in your mind then
>>71082561
It's influenced by many different religions, it's as distinct from Islam as Christianity or Judiasm is if not more
>>71082615
I said that Druze are pseudo Muslims, not Muslims, you illiterate """"southerner""""
>took "great philosophers" as an elective
>professor is this 40 year old loser that seems like he frequents /his/
>constantly makes dumb jokes that often fall flat
>always points out his references if nobody gets it (that was an avengers reference haha)
>students in the class are equally retarded, cringe every time someone adds to the discussion with their own opinion
what have i done
>Graduated two years ago
>Had to take out loans
>NOW they come out with this
JUST
>>71081262
is that actually trump in the bottom? he looks like jabba the hutt
>>71082689
I sometimes literally discreetly cover my ears so I don't have to hear the nonsense people say in my classes. Especially my politics class.
>>71082724
Kek, he looks like the slug woman from monsters inc ther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
this is fuccen energetic
got me pumped the fucc up
What kind of fever is it when you like white girls?
>>71082810
Roasty fever
>>71082810
being normal
>>71082810
Racism
post southern music
The only time white girls look good is when they have honey colored eyes and long, sugar-brown hair.
>>71082810
white death
My penis hurts from masturbating too much
what kind of fever is it when you wish you could go to the levant and have sex with some muslim peasant's daughter and teach her the ways of christianity
>>71082840
Life would be so much easier with roasty fever, instead I'm burdened by yellow fever
>>71082935
is it swollen?
>>71082951
Crusader Fever
>>71082912
https://youtu.be/SnJL4ErQK8k
AS KING AS THERE'S A USA, DON'T LET HIS MEMORY DIE.
>>71082118
What is a quality /cum/ post?
What's /cum/ listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZBxpvFQnc
>>71082980
teddy posting
>>71082956
A bit swollen it's also retracted a bit
>>71083033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff9bWsc2UOo
>>71083033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r30D3SW4OVw
>>71083033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XaJXkqP7gc
>>71082973
not bad
i was thinking more of stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYderZBGVWg
>>71083033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_54ZX7HiGk
Carthage keeps expanding, buds
They also took exploration ideas
>>71083102
wtf i HATE drumpf now
just went to the courts to shoot some hoop
jesus christ Im out of shape
>>71083102
By this logic, no mother should keep bikes, hairspray, balloons, coolers, backpacks, boxes, plates, or wooden sticks in her house.
>>71083033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEV55fCkW80
Where in Canada can I find giraffe-legged girls like dis?
>>71083215
judging by their ethnicity, Vancouver
>>71083161
nonsensical post
>>71083212
ah yes ... the quo
>>71083258
t. too retarded to understand
>>71083258
t. mother who doesn't allow anything in her house
>>71083290
ah yes american logic
>>71083215
I was walking to fedex the other day and I swear a saw a girl with proportions almost like pic related.
So I'd try looking outside of fedex
>>71083328
wtf hes so jacked
>>71083322
>toy guns and firearms should be banned from houses
>but not any other type of weapon
>or anything else banned from trump's inaug
(you)
>>71083328
This is why I don't have roasty fever
>>71083339
That's my OC
>>71083354
The peak of human aesthetics
>>71083328
The hell is that
>>71083387
me and my gf
jealous?
>>71083339
Thanks for the random eurospic meme, binland.
>>71083387
No one really knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s
>>71083387
A fridge
nigga looks like a fuccen sex doll with detachable mouthpiece lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZJSqrsNEs
>>71083515
Surly they can do a better job than that for a prosthetic mouth
>>71083515
why are you so weird
>>71082810
Mentally ill
God damn the midwest makes the best emo music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI7Hb1HJECA
>>71083572
Reminds me of this. That's gotta be rough.
Fun fact: you're full of untapped potential
>>71083670
i love you
>>71083670
I tapped ur mom
>>71083610
objectively bad music
What's the progress on the wall?
I forgot about my tea and it got cold so I microwaved it and now it's too hot
>>71083515
That sucks.
Is he rich?
>>71083215
I need to move to hongcouver
>>71083670
You could stick your dick in that
>>71083745
meant for
>>71083667
>>71083741
Don't come to Vancouver.
Also applies to kraut
How much weight can one lose in 4 months through regular exercise?
wish i had the opportunity to commit a war crime
>>71083789
>having a dick the circumference of a penny
Jesus, dude.
>>71083721
It's going to be great and Mexico will pay for it.
>>71083803
you lose/gain weight through diet
exercise just affects body composition
>>71083833
It is pretty small 2bh
>>71083803
a lot
it's equally, in fact more so about diet than exercise, but exercise definitely speeds it up
>>71083803
Not enough for you fat ass, but in all seriousness a lot
>>71083813
join the US army?
Hearing some thunder folks.
>>71083891
Only thunder I hear is yo fatass momma walkin down the street
>>71083852
Not true. Exercise increases the energy you expend.
>>71083878
SO EDGY
>>71083891
you dont actually hear thunder, thunder just makes itself available to you. Like a cheap floozy
Niggers are apes.
>>71083991
How is it edgy?
>>71083972
studies show that you eat more if you exercise without focus on diet so you don't actually lose weight
>>71083813
Join the Marines bro
>>71083791
I'm fucking you sister zhang whether you like it or not I'm clapping Dem yellow cheeks
>>71083791
America can come. Footkraut cannot.
>>71084087
it's not like you can stop me LOL
see you in China Town
I've only been to two countries in my life (not including sitting in airports waiting for my plane)
>>71083962
>tfw to intelligent two be racist
Go on an all candy diet but avoid candy with chocolate in it.
I practically eat only white rabbit milk candies, mango jelly, soda, and lollipops all day and my weight's at 110lb/50kg.
>>71084070
I didn't say diet wasn't important (it's actually more important), but exercise still affects weight loss.
>>71084127
Ive never been out of the country
>>71084087
Thanks bro
>>71084125
Kraut plz go
>>71084136
>two
>>71084087
CHIs will ruin our hapas eugenics program
>>71084125
I hope you die of a fentanyl overdose.
>>71084153
Are you in a concentration camp?
The fucker who is being cheeky come over right now so I can beat your ass.
>>71084164
if you autisticly isolate things sure but thats not how humans work irl
>>71084186
how and why would that happen
>>71084214
You're offending me, please go.
>>71084219
I'll HEEM you in a single punch, you low test sissy
@71084179
>expecting me to fall for "I don't get the meme" bait
heh sorry kiddo
better luck next time
What can we do about the German problem?
>>71084183
Dont be a creep fellow Vancouverbro.
>>71084223
>if you autisticly isolate things sure
Lol it's simple physics
energy in > energy out
Oh GOD
I just got a message on Facebook
>>71084243
WTF are you gonna do with your weak ass noodles.
>>71084248
Try me you twink ass faggot
>>71084280
Contain him in /sino/ and let them deal with him
>>71084294
Normie scum fuck off
>>71084280
strategic carpet bombing of germany, just like gramps did
rate my post
"pee pee farts"
>>71084294
loool delete the account fast bud don't become another fucking normie
>>71084287
>it's simple physics
I thought energy was conserved.
>>71084280
>>71084280
kill everyone in the midwest and then close the borders
>>71084287
human beings and their actions rely on more than physics
>>71084280
HEEM EM
>>71084297
>>71084297
>>71084285
What's wrong with preserving Vancouver hapa culture?
>>71084280
What problem? There is no problem.
test
>>71084183
>The leafs know shut it down
>>71084414
reported
>>71084387
The recoil alone would probably kill you.
>>71084414
slut
>>71084153
>white rabbit milk candies
wtf is rabbit milk
I've had this account for over four years at this point but have rarely used it, My girlfriend asked me to add her parents and now her mom messaged me
Honestly think I could beat the shit out of all of you at once with one arm tied behind my back.
>>71084403
You're gonna get culturally enriched
>>71084472
ABORT ABORT
>>71084436
>>71084443
happy to see you too
gonna kill myself by exclusively eating candy and tendies until my organs give out
>>71084356
It is, but you're part of a larger system. When you "expend energy", that energy is dissipated into the environment, largely in the form of mechanical energy and heat energy.
>>71084364
>human beings and their actions rely on more than physics
You can't pull the wool over my eyes, warlock
>>71084472
fuck her mom
>>71084522
That'd be a good way to go if it wasn't for the exhaustion and pain caused by malnutrition.
>>71084522
The long play. Risky.
top 5 monarchies
1. english
2. japanese
3. dutch
4. norwegian
5. spanish
honourable mentions: prussian, french, and swedish
>>71084437
I went shooting at the gun range last week, fuck you.
>>71084461
White Rabbit is like the mascot. It's a chinese candy.
It's milk flavored.
I just now ran out of them.
Booty, Is more important, than water. When i see a man i like, i tells him, look here, i like you, and i want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
>>71084522
>It's an /r9k/ attemps suicide episode
>>71084489
listen m8
i'm 6'2 and built like a canadian seal hunter
i'll club you to death
Return Seattle and Portland to the Empire of Clackamas.
Top 5 Republics:
1. American
2. Roman
3. Florentine
4. Venetian
5. Carthaginian
>>71084556
>English
>good
Sitting idly by while your capital turns into a caliphate is shit tier.
>>71084522
why don't you go shoot up a mosque and then kill yourself
>>71084604
>born and raised in """"Twality"""""
what a horrible name
>>71084608
this
what the fuck is she and the other twats thinking?
>>71084608
republics are not allowed to have opinions thank you very much
Fuck off, North America is Spanish clay.
>>71084589
So gib AZn qts and booty
Quebec should be independent desu
>>71084686
Spain Habsburg clay
Bourbon scum fuck off
>>71084536
>being a materialist
kys
and regardless calories in calories out autism still doesn't touch on the mind which is the number one organ at play here
>>71084688
I love how skinny their legs are
so what's the best time to visit anyway
take a look, /cum/
this is what happens when you let the liberals take over. They want our youth to be weak and live a life without gainz
>>71084759
kraut hunting season
Having a Facebook account is weird when you don't like taking photos of yourself/being photographed.
>>71084759
Don't visit California in the summer. German tourists will die of heatstroke and it's crowded because tourists come here in the summer.
>Spain Habsburg clay
>Bourbon scum fuck off
of course it's an american supporting inbreds
>>71084759
USA is best during springtime (aprilish)
>>71084722
>and regardless calories in calories out autism still doesn't touch on the mind which is the number one organ at play here
>the mind doesn't expend energy
You really a science major, my man?
what's a sick rental to impress girls with?
>>71084724
Same here bro same here
>>71084706
>Bourbon
>scum
>>71084786
>
>>71084828
Is it genetic or diet I wonder?
Might just want to fly in to Boston and drive down to visit some Canadian friends
>>71084759
> South
"Winter" (Its 25C right now)
> Yankeeland
Never
>>71084840
obviously edited
>>71084840
Pakinmycousinistan
>>71084817
A smart car so they'll think you're good at saving money
>>71084885
It's not, I used to be good friends with a leb whose parents were cousins
>tfw I have thick thighs despite not having wide hips, being fat, or being a grille
>>71084939
>thick thighs
>not fat
t. fatty fat fatty
>>71084858
All I know is they make my dick diamonds
>>71084960
I have a BMI of 21
>>71084793
what are you trying to say here? you work out by just thinking really hard and sitting still?
you're aggressively reducing the totality of the human body to the point that you can no longer see that its a whole system and not just a machine like a car engine
Haven't seen a mexican flag in ages
>>71085001
They had to go back.
>>71084885
So this is what modern education looks like in he US?
Can't wait for Betsy to clean this shit up.
Why the fuck would you let your kids dance to some retarded nigger music in the morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk-z6WCvjjA
>>71085056
What about New Mexico
*HEEMS Bajachan*
No traps.
>>71084972
>SNSD
I remember that one autistic Swedish poster
>>71085080
Go back to your forklift simulator hans
>>71085112
What about him
>>71085098
Much better than old Mexico
>>71085136
Euro Truck is best
>>71085147
Nothing
>>71085148
Watching Breaking Bad is making me want to learn chemistry
>>71085112
All I remember is feels brah in /fit/
I sit down when I pee
Ain't nothing wrong with me
>>71084992
>you work out by just thinking really hard and sitting still?
It's debatable how much more energy you expend by thinking harder, but yes, the brain requires 20% of your resting metabolic rate (body energy).
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/thinking-hard-calories/
>you're aggressively reducing the totality of the human body to the point that you can no longer see that its a whole system and not just a machine like a car engine
So? The point of analytical thinking is separating things into parts.
>>71085080
>elementary school children dancing
dude you're retarded
>>71081384
heh
>>71085303
analytical thinking alone is not suited to practical endeavors of the human body, much like the environment, and it causes you to only look at one aspect when in reality results are cumulative from all parts of the system
your statement about the energy the brain uses is a great example of this, although it uses energy it does not shape the rest of the body by itself, the other parts of the body must become active in order to change body composition
the two are physically inseparable and the stimuli the body receives can spark different thought patterns in the mind and different thought patterns can cause the body to act differently
if you only focus on diet or exercise the body does not function correctly because it requires both, as well as a number of other things to function properly, and if one is damaged then the entire system it affected
to reduce them down to independent parts so aggressively is to ignore how they function in reality, you end up studying things in an abstraction that does not match reality
this is why critical thinking is more important than analytical thinking when discussing life sciences