/brit/

POSSIBLE KICKING OFF ON THE RIOT STREAM

Baton up the arse

>>71073999
So where are the riots anyway?

*purrs in your ear*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdGxs7wTADI riot stream

need a bf

need a f

Footy >>>>>>>>>>>>> riots

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dormer 2bh lads

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know it sounds bent but i cant describe how painful it is that she left me on seen boys. i feel used tbqh

>>71074043
they're speaking in english?

>>71074061
What's the American version of deano?

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>arses look bad when not covered up

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need a 'cide

France is completely fucked lmao, even worse than Germany or Sweden.

plymouth is actually an alright place

Business idea: sell armour to rioters so they can combat the riot police

>>71074065
Very nice, never even watched GoT but she's fit

>>71074037
bobigny

>>71074070
journalists are

>>71074043
france is basically england but you talk differently

>>71074041
*shoves you down a flight of stairs*

>>71074075
does deano go to uni?

>>71074043
why are they rioting?

should i ask the 'der girl if she wants to go smoke a joint and chill?

>>71074106
not really, you wouldn't have paid her any attention in school its just because she's a celeb now

>>71074043
quick rundown?

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late brekky lads

>>71074075
Probs a frat bro or a bro in general?

>>71074115
gay copper raped one of them up the arse with a baton haha

>>71074115
Coon got anally raped by a police officer with a baton.

>>71074107
>inb4 nigs and nogs
That's probably the most ironic place to have a riot

>>71074135
she's always been strangely attractive

>>71074115
>>71074138
lad got beaten up by the police + they anally raped him with a police stick
so people are expressing their anger

>that moment you realise the playground game of british bulldog was actually the illuminati training kids to someday work in riot control

>>71074147
/brit/ roasted me for eating an 10 inch pizza once

>>71074147
Deeply runty food

>All those simple carbs
>All that saturated fat
>All that sugar
>No protein to speak of

Would probably still eat it if I was Hank Marvin though haha

>>71074151
>>71074157
rioting out of jealousy? how childish

>>71074147
Looks delicious to me

>>71074188
is that red rover

>>71074135
What a stupid post.

There were fit girls in my school that I paid attention to, if Natalie Dormer was at school I would be paying attention.

would be scary in them cars 2bh

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Are they behind this?

>that moment when you realise British Bulldog was actually a Welsh ploy to damage English schoolkids before they can grow up and play rugby

>>71074182
is there a vid of this?

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Where's the Old Guard when you need them?

>>71074237
no

>>71074211
>No protein
Cheese and 'roni mate albeit not much

the fuck is wrong with french police?

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map of the roundabout where everyone is

>>71074232
Red Rover is a variant of British Bulldog.

>>71074147
About 1800kcal there lad, you'll get fat.

Kristina Rose once got a baton up her arse and she enjoyed it.

what's that burning then lads?

>>71074148
No, a Deano is somebody that isn't successful properly but is successful within their lower or lower-middle class peer group, fixated on tacky material possessions and has a deeply calcified pineal gland (watches TV, says ready-meals etc.)

People in frats are generally somewhat smarter and affluent than a Deano.

>>71074266
Whats happening?

>>71074252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYVVpfiYPGU

>>71074275
pervert

>>71074275
you watch too much porn lol

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>>71074273
after reading some wiki articles im pretty sure it was british bulldog but we called it red rover

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>>71074266
They're all gay

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>>71074147
"SOO HELTHI WI' ME BRÜN BRED"
xD

>>71074188
top tier game

>>71074296
Gay policeman sucked off a nigger

>french """riots"""

>>71074296
they raped a mandem with a nightstick

>>71074292
>deeply calcified pineal gland
i can tell you used this unironically when the rest of us do it ironically
how embarrassing

>>71074355
>>71074351
What the fuck are you on about?

>>71074338
potato famine

STOP BUMMING THE MANDEM

>Be French
>Take a photo of burning shit
>Surrender

>they're all bitching in the corridor unaware that they are audible
ah yes can't wait for it to kick off again tonight

Is there anything more banterous as a straight male than dressing up as a girl on a night out and then ironically chatting up blokes all night and then sucking one off in the toilets?

>>71074263
Yeah ofc, and some in the dough/bread/spuds, but probably around 25g total for ~2000kcal...Abysmal.

>>71074315
called it both

>canadian masterrace
>>71074370
a french police officer shoved a nightstick up a black mans arse

#blackbumsmatter

have no idea why the journalists aren't moving

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>be nigger
>move to france in hope of free benefits and sexy french women
>get raped by a policeman with a baguette

The utter state of France....

Old Bonaparte is spinning in his grave at 2000rpm

Why is he walking towards the camera?

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Found out the ex wants to get back with me. Might shag and bag again xx

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>>71074374
and wat?

Link me the this fucking story ffs

>>71074438
Hmmm..How....Terrible

*Books a Eurostar ticket*

>>71074307
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYVVpfiYPGU
Bastards, man.
>pervert
tru

>>71074313
Also tru

had a cheeky lil wank of the wang just now then lads

>>71074361
>Rest of us

Pathetic

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Who #TeamNapoleon here? Fuck the Jacobins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYCQbPBP6nI

>>71074471
thailad is an absolute gem

imagine working on the tills in home bargains earning 14k a year

Came on a sunbather then ran lads

well that was fucking disappointing

He's done it. Every age group. Every region. Every social class. Men. Women. & finally: Corbyn is even net unfavourable among LABOUR VOTERS!

https://twitter.com/theobertram/status/829961986519728128

>>71074440
rofl..BONERparte.......lol

just sodomised a nigger lads

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going to tell mummy to put my curry on

>>71074483
nice

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for that "RUPTLY"

>>71074515
No thanks ;^)

https://www.youtube.com/user/StevenChungTop10/videos

>this person exists

>>71074545
ayylmoa

>>71074545
will you kill her if its not done right?

>>71074545
Look like a wetty boy

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>>71074385

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDxLRWwBdYGm new stream

Costco cashiers make like 22 dollars an hour

Aussie boys <333

>>71074615
:-3

>>71074585
potentially
it's only a frozen one from iceland I think the daft bint can manage it

Know someone who is doing a masters at University of East London

need an aussie bf with a fucked up dick

enjoying watching these dash cam videos

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Tonight on the BBC 6 o Clock news riots have broken out in France after a local mandem was raped up the arse with a baton

>There are women with the last name Fanny

SCREECHING

>>71074615

are all benders who wee in each others mouths

>>71074632
What's the point?

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ALL HANDS TO STARBOARD RAIL

this scene is literally something out of an actual sailboat race in high wind

minus the kid dying

>>71074385
truly outrageous banter

wish i had a defined jaw (but not on that retarded level that r9k thinks is desirable)

>>71074545

the face of unfuckability

The best day that will ever happen to humanity will be the moment when physical strength become meaningless, and intellectual worth and creative vision become the only measures of a human being to be considered

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>promised I'd never save suggestive pictures on my computer in fear of getting caught because of my nosy fucking brother
>have started saving said images
>reaching the point where its almost borderline porn
n-no turning back now lads

blimey liverpool are kicking the ball well

>>71074683
delete this image mate

Really sticking it to those road signs.

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hmmmm

>>71074532
not surprised that there are a bunch of Middle Class Champagne Socialists in the comments saying how the results are flawed

>>71074601
>they knocked over a sign

FUCKING SAVAGES LOCK THEM UP

>>71074601
ty

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Have a really good think.

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>>71074719

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Lads, can you rate me and my brother?

Honest opinions only

>>71074703
no

really miss playing bulldog

was a skinny runt but pretty good at dodging all the big lads

>>71074147
>not even garlic bread

someone remind me in 12 minutes to get my pizza out the oven

praying for turtlemongs mum

>some jews literally have goldbar as a second name

howling

this stream is better because it's in the action

>>71074749
me in the background

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>>71074682

physical strength is practically meaningless and has been for a long time

>>71074744
BBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTHHHHHHH

>be black man
>float over on rubber dingy to greece
>walk all the way from greece to france
>dream of finally getting that white puss
>end up getting anally raped by a white man

might roll a spliff as I'm not going out til 8

may make me cba to get ready though

>>71074749
I'd say about quick out of rundown for you both

drinking some summer fruits squash

>>71074532
does anyone have a link to the YouGov page with the results?

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Welcome to the days news on Channel 4 with me, Jon Snow. Outrage and carnage among the streets in France after reports that a homosexual policeman snuck a cheeky finger up a criminals arse, more later

Lads remind me to go nick the pizza out of my neighbours oven in 10 mins, that gimp leaves the back door open all the time lmao

the lad streaming is helping the traffic haha

french riots are fucking shit

they are just standing in traffic

Am I really crazy?

Crazy for you baby

>>71074817
right wicked sick that

>>71074817

would love a spliff now

>>71074852
This, I'm just waiting for some cunt to get pissed off with them and drive straight through.

>extremist bloggers

getting a bit worried about the lads over at the grauniad, hope they're not having a breakdown

>>71074683
just hide the folder idiot

>>71074852
>>71074838
ive been dead all day what happened

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>CNN CAN NOW PROJECT THAT DONALD TRUMP WILL WIN PENNSYLVANIA, PUTTING HIM OVER THE 270 ELECTORAL VOTE THRESHOLD AND THUS WINNING THE PRESIDENCY

singing we're here
to keep your prices down
feed you to the hounds
to the daily mail

not watching the stream but I'm sure it's some typical faggy ass French ""riot"""

I let a girl that I had a crush on use my calculator for a maths test. When she returned it, I noticed she hadn't cleared the calculator... I then proceeded to wank to the equations she put in.

>>71074877
don't reply to me ever again
>>71074880
heh tough luck kid

very exciting riot yes indeed

>>71074683
just set-up a private account or tell him to get fucked on a spike.

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>hear europeans love refugees
>travel there for free housing and money
>get raped instead

>>71074839
Great post

going to do a fast food, any recommendations?

>>71074880
*gives you a spliff*

>open laptop lid
>get a 1 second flash of my face on omegle from 7am this morning sniffed out my tits
literally the grimmest sight i've ever seen lads
feel vile

>>71074683
don't worry about it

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>>71074921
They're just standing around aimlessly in the street in the moment. Give these men a rifle and a uniform and with 10,000 of them I'd conquer Lombardy in a month.

contemplating a wank

>>71074972
he was born here though

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>her relatives had a fight at her graveside after the funeral

the state of rednecks

>>71074972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>71075011
you need to stop posting her picture mate
it's getting creepy now

>>71075004
so he spoke french and everything? why are french cops such bastards

>>71074988
For Dick's sake lad

>>71075011
stop posting about this you fucking twisted nonce

>>71075037
i think they both were verbally agressive and then a fight sparked out
but 4 cops vs 1 single bloke is not fair so it ended like it ended

>>71074682
no
phisiclally weak submen, no matter how smart they are, are incomplete human beings with massive vulnerability complexes

you're not a complete man if you're not strong as well as smart.

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>>71074972
love them a bit too much I guess >:D

can someone remind my mum to get the chicken korma out the oven in 40 minutes?

thanks

>>71075011
no more of this yeah?

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>no
>phisiclally weak submen, no matter how smart they are, are incomplete human beings with massive vulnerability complexes
>you're not a complete man if you're not strong as well as smart.

they are going to block the tunnel i think

>>71075101
your mum is quite the expert at getting "korma" out of "ovens" in 40 seconds mate

>>71075066
>beat guy up, sit on him
>put him in cuffs
>(maybe) shoot him

how american cops handle it

>insult him
>pin him on the ground with superior force
>sodomize him with a nightstick

how french police handle it

Eating 4 eggs and oj with coconut water

>>71075060

Sounds like you're a fucking armchair psychologist you prick. Fucking hell, you'd think I could ask a simple question, but NO. Some fucking big man on the internet has to call me pedo. But guess what!? I'm NOT a pedo. But I'll tell you what. And this is assuming you're not the kissless virgin you seem so keen to present yourself as. This is assuming that you could even procreate by the time I've finished with you. IF you had a kid, I'd be there. And I would tie that little shit down and rape it, and you'd be watching - crying. And then we'd see who's so fucking clever.

Fuck this board. I'm out.

>>71074984
thanks

>>71075125
hmm no this didn't really didn't work

what the fuck are these frogs doing

they are just running in a tunnel shouting hon hon hon hon hon

Are you having a fucking laugh why didn't he kick it into touch

>>71075120
he's not wrong

>>71075052
If I know Dick (and I think I do), he will NOT be a happy man when he finds out about this.
I suggest giving him a stroke to calm his hard rage.>>71074988

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not a rorke but she needs to win

>prevent innocent people from reaching their destinations
>we did it! we stopped racism!!!

imagine being this retarded

>>71075137
>pedo
FOY

haven't been paying attention, what are the riots about? just niggers gonna nig?

#blackbumsmatter

>tfw all the fresh first year girls have now all shagged double digits of uni blokes

Looking forward to freshers year next year, I keep getting older but they stay the same age

Someone remind me to go have a bit of this milf's son's dinner (think it was chicken korma) when it's ready, gonna be hungry after this haha

>>71075153
there was 3 police car (1 normal car 2 trucks) they chased them off the entrance to the town

why has this become the frog riot thread

fuck off to /fr/ or /pol/

>>71075182
its normal people rioting because a black frenchman got anally sodomised by french police

only ever got invited to two pool parties that had girls there

>>71075169
she won't win

>>71075191
Good film.

>>71075169
desire to fertilize

>>71075182
its white apologists trying to make themselves feel good

>>71075200
crying
imagine being his ex and seeing that he's made a 1 and a half hour rant about you which has been watched by 111000 people

>>71075182
a black hobo was inspected

>This Country
>Roots

some more anti-british propaganda from the BBC

>>71075217
isn't that an everyday occurence in continental europe, regardless of race?

>>71074147
I know its not yours but its really really grim

>>71074764
do it

>>71075256
'orke

>>71075169
Looks like my Mum desu

Black Lives Matter: France Chapter

>>71075266
dunno ask the french anon

ENGERLAND
FUCK WALES

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post your filter list lads

Fuck off Wales. Hahahahahahahaha

Mind has been literally blown that black people are only 3% of the UK population

Thought it was about 10%

>>71075200
don't ever watch these mongs but i had to check whether this was real and it actually is

what the actual FUCK

getting my money back from ebay and ordering a different wax fedora from a reputable retailer

DALY YOU FUCKING BEAST

>>71075253
It's not his ex it is a caller into his show's ex

t. stefan export

>>71075351
>Thought it was about 10%
According to the BBC it's about 20%

>the only thing Welsh 'people' can cling on to is the hope of beating England at the rugby

This must be very demoralising for them lmao

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eddie hall has an IQ of 143

reckon i should go to the riots, take a few pictures and send them to vice

>>71075330
i don't have one because i'm not a fucking bellend that goes to r/all

i have more of a whitelist desu

>>71075351
there are literally about 100 black people outside of london and birmingham

I am angry

ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

>>71074471
Noice

>>71075404
r/all is good for when im bored

Yes, I'm a royalist, which at times has been difficult to grapple with morally, as they may have bodied the late, beautiful, Lady Diana.

>>71075182
black man raped by french painter with baguette, people rioting that french culture is still too present in modern france so they need further cultural enrichment from the lads over in Syria.

>>71075408
Wrong

Literally every single town in Britain has black/indian/pakistani people

>>71075400
I'd wager that it's sub-100, watched the documentary.

fucking state of 4chan when people openly talk about which subreddits they visit

Is there any way I can filter all anime and east asian images/threads?

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Where the fuck did the STOP signs disappear to?!
>>71075220
Wh-who will if not Marine?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/10/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-denies-lying-about-being-at-hillsborough-disaster

the state of UKIP

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>>71075351

yet they are 80% of the nominated best male artist sat the BRIT Awards

>>71075442
pakis yeah but hardly any blacks

I live in a northern industrial town and it's really fucking rare that you see a black person

>>71074106
she's a coalburner and a cuqueen

>>71075457
>theguardian
shitcanned

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>>71075424

>>71075468
ah yes the MORE DIVERSITY THIS IS RACIST awards

genuinely know nothing of the social media universe post-twitter

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>Left to right: Britain, United States, Australia, India, Germany, France, Russia, Italy, Japan

why are anglos so tall?

>>71075480

had a book called fantastic freaks when i was a kid and it had this picture in it

>>71075504
lol

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SCREECHING

>>71075442
I didnt see any in Yorkshire outside of the big cities and towns (York etc)

I really mean not a single one, none at all.

>>71075182
police abuse has been jumping since the country is in the urgent state and police has more power so the people are rioting after one black bloke got raped with a baton stick

redpill me on dwarf autism

>>71075468
umm don't be racist x

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>>71075504
FUCK ELVES

>>71075530
Highly skeptical of the 3rd guy being an Australian

I genuinely know nothing of the social media universe, PERIOD

doin a bump

>>71075530
the guy on the left is 5'11"

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this is the best case scenario for a natty lifter

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>>71075530
It has changed a lot in the last 60-70 years

>>71075530
the guy beside the American is Russian isn't he?
the guy between the Italian and French is Austrian

>>71075530
Australia looks ready for war with that bandoleer.

while my prom date was getting her hair and nails done on the day of i was playing dwarf fortress lel

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Ayy dis got a niqqa trippin doe...

They have their own private culture. It's centered around violence, wild sex, and drugs. They sing lots of songs about it. With a culture completely centered around those things....

>>71075383
even funnier

>>71075608
delete this image

>wow there are no black people in my yorkshire shithole industrial town

has it occurred to you that you live in a shithole that literal Africans do not even want to go near?

>>71075555
isn't that an everyday occurrence in continental europe, regardless of race?

redpill me on lyndon larouche

>>71075200
>>71075383
is molyneux doing his own version of uncle pain now?

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>>71075590
nah this is
that fella is EXTREMELY aesthetic though
runner up is Eugen Sandow

>>71075593
i don't know argue with the guy who posted it on reddit

>>71075641
no it's not
at least in western europe, don't knwo about eastern

>>71075608
bruh...

>>71075600
FONT

what's your favourite number lads? mine's 42

fun fact: at least in your timezone (probably) it's the 42nd day of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22r5LuzRCGo

>>71075591
US got meme'd

>>71075704
shut up

>>71075704
69

i'm an average looking guy, my problem is i'm 5'8 and 90% of young women are my height or taller

>>71075704
not fun at all

>>71075727
make me

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*steps on thru towards you*

>tfw my exgf went to her friends prom as his date

am i a cuck? i went to her prom as her date

>>71075704
9

got called a bellend at shoprite

http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9097
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9097
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9097

we're all in here you mongs

>>71075704
49, it's my favourite number and my favourite square number

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>42

>>71075608
really stimulates the synapses

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me on the left

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>my favourite square number

>>71075793
>not 625

>>71075801
believe me, it has more significance to me than merely being a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference, it's one of those numbers that i see everywhere, and i was also born at 4:42am

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>>71075791
I never realized the shortness of Kevin.

>>71075864
definition of grim

>>71075863
define born
what if the clock ticked over while a foot was still in your mum's puss

been eating my dinner for the last 1.5 hours. What did I miss?

>>71075895
i believe birth time is determined by when the baby is fully out