/brit/

>>71070177
GET HIM, JANNY!

>>71070177

>brown again

WE

>>71070177
Would hate fuck

>>71070310
Your dick is too small

>twf /pol/ is 70% self hating non whites LARPing as white
When did this happen? I stopped browsing in 2014

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There´s two, there´s four, there´s six, there´s eight,
Shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Red and green and brown and blue,
they're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
Down the hills and round the bends,
Thomas and his friends.
Thomas, he's the cheeky one.
James is vain but lots of fun.
Percy pulls the mail on time.
Gordon thunders down the line.
Emily really knows her stuff.
Henry toots and huffs and puffs.
Edward wants to help and share.
Toby, well let's say, he's square!
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Red and green and brown and blue,
they're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
Down the hills and round the bends,
Thomas and his friends.
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Red and green and brown and blue,
they're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
Down the hills and round the bends,
Thomas and his friends!

>>71070177
That's a petite fan motor housing

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continue discussing

>>71070557
Anon, you are a useful engine

>>71071336
exceptional image

>tfw southend

>>71071891
>southend
More like bellend lmao

thinking about moving from /Surrey/ to /Yorkshire/, thoughts?

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>>71070373
/pol/ has always been embarrassing

>>71071891
Southend is one of the biggest, most grim, utter sad shitholes in the UK

>>71072030
xD

>>71072095
>camus
only french author worth reading

gonna be honest

need a bf

>>71072146
same

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kid a > ok computer > in rainbows > amnesiac > tkol > HTTT > the bends > AMSP > pablo honey

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>Ah! Why yes, my good sir, you would indeed be correct to postulate that the band radiohead is my favourite.

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i like this hair.
how to

eating singapore fried rice and salt and pepper chips from the local chinky

>>71072141
fuck off

>>71072133
your mum is a shithole, ya filthy paki

Got a nice bottle of Italian white in t'fridge, may have a glass (or four! Hehe x)

just found out im related to Joe Pesci

(my last name is Pesci as well)

wanted to reply to a post in the old thread but because it's so fast at these hours it would be awkward

Radiohead fucking sucks

Radiohead, the most hyped and probably the most over-rated band of the decade, upped the ante for studio trickery. They had begun as third-rate disciples of the Smiths, and albums such as Pablo Honey (1993) and The Bends (1995) that were cauldrons of Brit-pop cliches. Then OK Computer (1997) happened and the word "chic" took on a new meaning. The album was a masterpiece of faux avantgarde (of pretending to be avantgarde while playing mellow pop music). It was, more properly, a new link in the chain of production artifices that changed the way pop music "sounds": the Beatles' Sgt Pepper, Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon, Fleetwood Mac's Tusk, Michael Jackson's Thriller. Despite the massive doses of magniloquent epos a` la U2 and of facile pathos a` la David Bowie, the album's mannerism led to the same excesses that detracted from late Pink Floyd's albums (lush textures, languid melodies, drowsy chanting). Since thee production aspects of music were beginning to prevail over the music itself, it was just about natural to make them "the" music. The sound of Kid A (2000) had decomposed and absorbed countless new perfumes, like a carcass in the woods. All sounds were processed and mixed, including the vocals. Radiohead moved as close to electronica as possible without actually endorsing it. Radiohead became masters of the artificial, masters of minimizing the emotional content of very complex structures. Amnesiac (2001) replaced "music" with a barrage of semi-mechanical loops, warped instruments and digital noises, while bending Thom Yorke's baritone to a subhuman register and stranding it in the midst of hostile arrangements, sounding more and more like an alienated psychopath. Their limit was that they were more form than content, more "hype" than message, more nothing than everything.

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>why yes, m'lad, radiohead are EXACTLY the kind of band to which i'd listen

>>71070373
One of them is Greater London

>>71072199
excellent post

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>>71071336

thinking of growing a beard lads

how do I know my beard will be good before I commit?

how do you hide your shame during that interstitial stage where you look like a scraggy bellend before metamorphosing into a glorious bearded butterfly?

>>71072167
shut the fuck up stop posting you'll never fit in and be one of the lads

>>71072141
kys yourself

>>71072121
nah, more like highly autismal

>>71072110
>Moving away from the most based county in England

>>71072205
good post

radiohead is for boring nerds

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>listening to any songs ever besides "the bends" by radiohead

>>71072166
in rainbows > kid a > amnesiac > tkol > ok computer > HTTT > AMSP > the bends > pablo honey

>>71072205
shannot, cannot and wannot

>>71072225
northern england is not white

it is mostly pakistanis and the white residents are criminal chavs

Why is Britain so good at doing music compared to any other country?

shitposting on /brit/ to distract myself from the crippling depression

>>71072205
not a word

>>71072168
>high hairline = receding hairline
no

>>71072293
there's fuck all else to do here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7-UX7eeiCU
Mellow choon

>>71072293
america is better though...

its just because your culture was massive. notice how your lack of relevance now means no one near as world famous as the bands back in the day?

>>71072293
we're also nationally really good at taking drugs

>>71072293
we are just better at most things than the rest of the world

we inveneted pretty much everything relevant in the modern world

>>71072293
britain has always been good at the """arts"""

>>71072354
piss

no matter how many times i make sure the fridge is shut properly i still panic that it isn't

>>71072354
salty milk

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>>71072189

did you visit the mart today?

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>tfw niggers are finally getting kicked out of the country

>>71072354
jamaals spunk

>>71072293
we're way ahead in a lot of stuff tbf

probably we're just good at anything we care about
>weapons
>finance
>music
>literature

>>71072354
rusty coins

>>71072248
Can't afford the rent round here lad, yorkshire looks like surrey but cheaper and closer to the lake district

>>71072388
>88
Lel

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>2017

>>71072388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPx_vFmW4hM

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>have to give 2 months' notice to leave work

but i want to leave now rrreeeeeeeeeee

>>71072415
america is better in literally every one of those

howling

british music & literature is quite mediocre except a few good cases here and there

>>71072388
source? why do you even have them? when are they leaving

>>71072430
>tfw n64 reset button is stuck and it won't turn on

>>71072388
rorke

>volunteered to take on some extra work to help out my manager to make a good impression
>dunno how to actually do the work and probably going to have to tell him i can't actually do it.

>>71072443
>2 months' notice
wtf

One of my bets is invalid (North and Nowell to score but North isn't playing). Will I get my money back?

>>71072445
HOWLING at this post.

>French music

Jf out

>>71072445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E05SSymMvdY

>french """music"""

>>71072445
nobody gives a shit about french music or literature because french is an irrelevant language

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>>71072343
>google a good American band you hear
>turns out they're Canadian
every time

Elvis is better than any british musician ever

>>71072445
agree about literature but british music has a higher proportion of good music than other countries

got a pair of sennheiser 558s today, pretty good desu

NIGGA FUCK YO LEXUS IM AIMING FOR YO SOLAR PLEXUS

>>71072354
>picture
whoa mama

>>71072444
no it really isn't

>>71072483
If it was an accumulator you'll get paid out for the rest of the bet asif you never added that game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA

thoughts?

>>71072445
>French music
lmao

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>Elvis is better than any british musician ever

>>71072512
>He likes Drake and Justin Bieber

kys. Dont @ me

listening to philip glass

>>71072492
yes many notorious classical composers of various eras and sound-shaping rock bands

>he's not watching England-Wales right now

Don't forget to hand your passport in when as you leave x

Going to t' gym lads

Elvis is better than any british musician ever

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"The reason why the sun never sets on the British empire is because God doesn't trust the English in the dark"

>>71072564
you have daft punk and nothing else

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>>71072540
It was just a single bet

I'm new to sports betting

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>>71072343
>america is better though...

>>71072597
howling
but the french did invent electronic music though

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>>71071981
Where in Yorkshire? It's a big county. If you can get into a nice village, do it. Bill Bryson, American travel writer, has seen pretty much everywhere in the world and settled in the Yorkshire Dales. That's a pretty good endorsement.

But if you're gonna end up in inner city Bradford or somewhere shit like that, best to stick with Surrey.

Leeds and Hull are underrated IF you're in a nice area of the city. Don't know too much about Leeds but Hull is generally full of nutters, and has the worst council estates in the UK, so be warned. It looks a bit decrepit as well but property is dirt cheap and it's getting a ton of investment this year because City of Culture (lol).

>>71070177
>make britain brown again
what did she mean by this?

The pads on my AKG K550s are fucked beyond belief and they don't sell replacements....

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>>71072562
Oh! Oh! "An Evening With Philip Glass." Just an evening?!?

HOOOOOOWLING at your lives lads

america invented rock music

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think i've got aspergers

>>71072601
He could come on a substitute so won't be invalid, if he doesn't take part then you should get your stake back

>>71072562
OPEN ARE THE DOUBLE DOORS OF THE HORIZON
UNLOCKED ARE ITS BOLTS

>>71072597
i like m83

>>71072641
this is true
but best rock music isn't american

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

French """"""""music""""""""

>>71072622
>filtered the fuck out of it
>still grey and depressing

HAHAHAHAH

>>71072629
AYO
WE WEZ
TUDORS N SHEEEEIT

>>71072695
yes it is

>>71072293
so is ireland
must be an island thing

>>71072641
blacks*

>france trying to talk shit about british music

literally howling at this

need a pretty girls feet in me gob

>>71072717
no it's not

>>71072643
don't take it too badly m8, you are still yourself and your life is still valuable

>>71072727
blacks are the best and worst thing to ever happen to american culture

t. black

>>71072668
Saw him in a suit so doubt he's coming on.

Cheers

>>71072661
delet this picture of my gf

>>71072717
no it's not

>>71072726
hmm not really lmao

England invented grime

>>71072166
yep

If you don't rate Philip 'are Phil' Glass you ain't no friend o' mine

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limeys

>>71072769
glassworks made me cry

>all these foreign cunts trying to say brits aren;t the best while posting in /brit/

HOWLING at these levels of delusion and envy

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>priding yourself on something other people did just because they were born within the same arbitrary borders as you

Have a pretty pedestrian sex life with the ol' gf lads, minaly owing to my inexpiernece, suggestions?

>>71072773
hahaha i bet lemos thought they were so fucking clever that they taste so sour that no species would ever want to eat them haha until humans decided fuck it, we'll just use small doses of it in tons of things!!

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>>71072676
Based Russkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1RXAVaAYww

>>71072759
literally true though
lot of bands and artists that have become world famous relative to our size

>>71072773
Thanks for reminding me that British force projection during the age of sail was so far beyond that of the competition.

>>71072769
Solo piano is my favourite, but yes, glassworks is beautiful.

Works so well in film scores too, thin blue line and fog of war owe a lot to Phil's score.

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>>71072837
limes are qt fruit
citrus is the best family

>>71072828
great post. unfortunately thats what /int/ is

>>71072864
this film was extremely depressing but well made

Hi lads :3

Whats going on in this thread?

>>71072829
communicate with her

>>71072749
agreed but white yanks saying "we invented rock n roll", fucking unbelievable

Oh, by the way, grapefruit is the best citrus fruit. X

>>71072828
Why are people born within Britain's arbitrary borders so much better than those born outside them?

you should always have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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me

>>71072745
>>71072757
yes it is

>>71072829
chomp on her toes next time you're balls deep

if anyone wants to see live riots near paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdGxs7wTADI

fuck wales desu

>>71072906
wrong thread friend :)
>>>/int/cum

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>arbitrary borders

>>71072921
Jazz is the greatest American invention ever

t. White guy

>>71072941
YES

Thanks, I love a good riot livestream.

>>71072941
what are they rioting over?
as if the French need a reason

>>71072883
This is very pleasing to the eye.

>>71072865
Ireland are U2 babbies. No other world famous bands, certainly no GOOD world famous bands.

>>71072933
no it's not

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>>71072892
>You will never be crushed by the titanic beast of the State

>>71072773
I like to eat limes

no one watching the six nations?

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Tous les garçons et les filles de mon âge
Se promènent dans la rue deux par deux,
Tous les garçons et les filles de mon âge
Savent bien ce que see'est d'être heureux,
Et les yeux dans les yeux, et la main dans la main,
Ils s'en vont amoureux sans peur do lendemain.
Oui mais moi, je vais seule par les rues, l'âme en peine,
Oui mais moi, je vais seule, car personne ne m'aime.

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>>71072955
ah my gf!

>>71072970
is she trying to look like a corpse?

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>>71072970

>>71072462
>source?
http://www.visir.is/ExternalData/pdf/fbl/170210.pdf

>why do you even have them?
They sneak in during the winter when it is dark. By the time they are discovered, it is often too late. Only the Útlendingastofnun can deport them by then.

>>71072987
yes it is you fucking cunt stop fucking replying to me you absolute sadcase shit music taste fuck

can't cycle with no hands

>>71072985
Dropkick Murphies. 195% IRISH honest!!!!

>>71072929
Except the vast majority isn't.

>>71072978
some bloke got anally raped by a cop (with a cop stick)

>>71073009
:(

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>>71072970
new sara

>>71072985
the coronas, thin lizzy?
Westlife??

>>71072941
why are they rioting?
is it because of that lad who got a truncheon shoved up his bum?

>muslim pole is back AGAIN
he cant stay away, can he?

why does /brit/ attract the most pathetic JFs?

>>71073008
Did the man rugger the ball?

Haha Jk up the Ireland

i want a home theatre that has the best quality everything but i can't torrent physical equipment

>>71073050
Le dark brooding girl ;)

Grow up luv x

>>71073050

wow so candid x

>>71073070
yeah

>>71073048
I heard about that, why did he do it though?

Ófærð season 2

>>71072941
literally all muslims

>>71073100
hon hon hon le anal rapé

tottenham hotjews are getting RUINED atm

>>71073097
has anything interesting happened?
last time a minority got killed by the police here there were full on riots in a load of cities across the UK and a load of buildings got burnt down

>>71073050

even a mongoloid mentally deranged woman can have multiple sexual relationships with ease, women CANNOT EVER comprehend the loneliness of the male incel

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???

*breaks into Quick Time*

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lol

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>>71072941

this must be that cultural enrichment those middle class suburban white people keep banging on about

Cracking a 2nd can of Tyskie open haha

paid for my bus fare with my phone the other day and a guy near me literally said "good goy" when the scanner thing beeped

have been thinking about it all day now

>>71073065
>Westlife
Never really got big outside of the UK and Ireland
>The Coronas
not world famous
>Thin Lizzy
bigger than the Coronas but nowhere near as big as the likes of the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Coldplay, Radiohead, etc etc

Ireland's musical output is about the same as Wales/Scotland

>>71073148
if she really was as fucked up in the head as she says she wouldn't be posting about it on twitter every day

it's obviously for attention

>>71073147
Is it the media exposure that makes them riot? because despite people being killed all of the time they just seem to riot at random ones.

>>71073102
Soon my friend

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw

>>71073100
they asked for his papers for absolutely nothing particular and I guess it got orally agressive between the bloke and the cops so they started beating him (4 cops) and somehow a baton ended up in his arse which caused an anal crack

>>71073147
a few riots, car burning and stuff
but the event only happened a week ago so maybe it's going to get worse, I hope not though

>>71073193
ah yes immigrants invented the concept of rioting

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>>71073142
What do we think of Tottenham?

>>71073222
mate they're all literal giants in their field
shut the fuck up yeah?

>>71073235
2018 is not soon enough

>>71073189
Stalin needs to be black

>>71073249
Fucking weird that though, a baton up the arse of all things.

>>71070177
What is it with niggers and emojis? In a span of just several months they became the KFC and watermelon of communication.

chicken is marinading in the fridge lads x

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>>71073189

>>71073293
what if he enjoyed the baton up his arse?

>>71073249
don't know how riots turn out in France, but a week after the minority was shot, the riots had basically finished

david icke is right about lots of things, he's more trustworthy than our politicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlAjeTunopo

>>71073253
CRUD!

>>71073293
hon hon hon

Love a good riot desu, didn't they have gay marriage riots in france a few years ago?

hahaha some bloke started saying "so you work for putin?" to the RT journo and then he said "putin fuck up hollande!!" "this would never happen in russia"

>>71073293
a copper said his pants fell on their own and while they were beating him up the baton slipped in his arse

>>71073323
the london riots were huge though right? I remember that stuff even making french tv. here it's not big enough yet

Marinading is a fucking meme, Jamie Oliver-tier cooking

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>>71073327
What do we think of... CRUD?

I'm going for a piss, and when I come back I better get a fucking (You).

>>71072293
hmm

>>71072985
>No other world famous bands
>I've never heard of richie kavanagh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3zSy8B2tdA

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hrm

Imagine being the kind of toff that say "Duty" like "Dyooty" and not "Jooty"

>>71073048
>guys, seriously i'd rather not make it a big deal, let's just move on
>FUCK DAT WE RIOTING TONIGHT
>do you have to tell everyone i got a truncheon up my butt though
>yeah that's how everyone knows why we doin this FUCKING RIOT NOW
>can we say it's about trump
>it's about the truncheon up the ass DIS BOY GOT A TRUNCHEON UP THE ASS GUYS TIME TO RIOT
>seriously, i made like some anti-capitalism banners
>PUT DAT AWAY DIS IS THE TRUNCHEON IN THE ASS RIOT
>is that me on the facebook page
etc

>>71072492
french have some good artists

>>71073314
the stalin regime was really shit at airbrushing
it's so blatant that the one on the right has been edited

did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity ?

wish i had a fanny minus the period pain

how do I get fatter arms

How the fuck to poor as fuck third worlders manage to live in London? It is so expensive

>>71073404
Dont think your average Soviet machinist would notice

>>71073350
yeah they were massive
they spread to Birmingham and Manchester
5 people died, and something stupid like 200 policemen and 40 members of the public were seriously injured

>tfw no netflix blu-ray rental service

>no (You)'s
hmmm ah yes someone's getting a beating

>>71073435
social housing created by WW2

>>71073426
wish i had a fanny but one that a willy comes out of when i want to stick it in other fannies

>>71073426
get a gf then you will

>>71073461're gay

>>71073473
Nice

>>71073473
giggled

watching nocturnal animals (ford, 16)

in hindsight my LSD use has actually made me less crazy

Is Villalad here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6fW9WLPM2I

Shitting Peugeot

>>71073435
12 to a room.

>>71073199
polish guy I worked with a few years ago told me the actual pronunciation of that stuff (and that karpackie shite) and it made no fucking sense

he might have been fucking with me but that language is so weird I'd believe him still

>>71073500
KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE HEEB KIKE JEW JEW JEW JEW HEEB HEEB HEEB KIKE JEW HEEB HEEB HEEEEEEb

>>71073473
>British humor

>>71073473
good post. cant believe its taken this long for /brit/ to come up with this

haitiANO

>>71073432
>Fatter
Eat at a calorific surplus, fat is distributed everywhere generally (variances spending on genetics), so can't have targeted fat-gain on your arms

>Big
Calorific surplus, lots of protein and lift weights...Preacher curls, hammer curls, tricep kick-backs, skullcrushers, farmers walks.

>>71073469
alri, i'll just pop off to the gf store, do you want anything?

>>71073222
the script
the corrs

>>71073533
Bit rude

When are the riots going to get good? I was planning on watching chinese cartoons but now I want to see frogs going mental.

>>71073500
i don't like the idea of amy adams and isla fisher in the same movie. i can't tell them apart at the best of times

>>71073563
What riots?

>>71073545
keep trying

>>71073439
i bet they would've, but just obviously not spoken up cos they would get in shit for it. At that point the regime may as well stop even pretending, just put a big black block over the fella or something, no one will say shit

>>71073563
What are they skipping work about now?

>>71073199
might get a 4 pack and a burger king 2bh

>>71073563
it's only starting lad, it might go stupid in 10 minutes maybe
the ones in paris around may-june were boring as fuck tho

>>71073435

claiming bennies while working cash in hand

>>71073586
see
>>71072941

>>71073520
quite surprised that in all of these dashcam videos I haven't seen myself

>>71073545
Really scraping the barrel there lad

>>71073543
if I eat at a calorific surplus I'll kust turn into a skinnyfat with the same arms

>>71073586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdGxs7wTADI
Some frenchie just linked it, frogs going mad over that black guy that got raped by a baton.

>>71073544
nah, I'm good x

What a goal

jews absolutely btfo

chelsea gonna win the league by 20 points

TOILET BOG FART

https://twitter.com/AndrewBloch/status/830316216300494848

>>71073622
White people rioting because someone committed a crime AGAINST a black guy? Is this opposite day?

>>71073619
Why not just lift? So many benefits. Skinny-fat looks shite.

Read the /fit/ sticky

>>71073663
can I just do pull ups

>>71073617
>>71073587

huh it thought the script were really big in america

Anyway

Kristina Rose had a baton up the arse once.

>>71073636
das it mane

>it's already dark in Frogland

>>71073658
Doesn't this happen in yankland all the time?

tits>arse by far

>the queen gets a free bentley every year

>>71073655
literally never heard anyone call a toilet donald

>>71073721
Good lad

>>71073721
Bad lad

>>71073721
mummy issues

>>71073747
>>71073753
Mixed messages

>>71073723
Gets bentley the very valuable royal warrant

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Watching never been kissed imagine being like that ha ha

>>71073721
couldn't have put it better myself

Asian women have such shitty feet

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>>71073721
good

>>71072110
>>71072622

>POTTY-NHAM SHARTSPURS

>>71073769
t. chestlet

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>>71073721

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>>71073721

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>>71073769
How did you know?

>>71073622
>>71073622
France is such a shithole

hahaha theyre playing african instruments

>>71073724
think it's from some aussie slang or something
Donald > Donnie > Toilet

>>71070177
Who's watching the rug?
French ref is just being French as usual

>>71073686
Yes, should do chin ups too though, targets..Targets the biceps more.

>>71073721
shit post m8
with with no tits and a nice bum >>>>>> girls with no bum and nice tits

most big tits look terrible when they arent in a bra.

titlads are usually virgins

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>>71073802

>>71073820
n-no reason. not like I have mummy issues haha

>>71073821
>ferguson riots

>>71073832
so these riots are all pakis and black people is it?

>saved by a forward pass
ah yes... the so-called "rugby team" of england

>>71073864
americas been a shithole since the 80's

>>71073868
What's up?
Anything happening?

>>71073863
haha

Do you wank to milfs too?

>>71073816
VERY appropriate reaction image

armor coppers are there

moving from a large house to a small flat

Riot police are coming lads

St Totteringham's Day could come early this year

>>71073857
So do fat arses

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>>71073857
can confirm this

I still like them though but arses are quality
>>71073851
yeah this is true

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>>71073932

>>71073922
real show is starting

>>71073922
>>71073917
ACAB

>tfw gonna have to end it with the gf

Not looking forward to that

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>constantly commit crime
>use force against police
>treat them like animals
>police use force treat you like an animal
>protest to show the people you are upset
>commit more crime


noggin is jogging lads

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>>71073909
wouldn't dream of it lad hahaha