Give Ron Kray your sausage edition.
xbox
anime
irish RAUS
dormer 2bh lads
>tfw too poor for pc gaming
there is no escape
The only acceptable hobbies past the age of 16 are reading, craftsmanship, pipe smoking and ale drinking.
5 down 6 to go
NEED a goal at the madejski stadium asap
>>71070213
what happened to dormers
>>71070177
>>71070177
>>71070177
Real new thread
>>71070234
don't care
oh dear oh dear oh dear
five /brit/s, two mostly or entirely unused
there is a problem, conductor
penis
this is why the janny hates us
>>71070242
fuck off back to pol retard
imagine not being able to afford a macbook pro lmao
literally the best built laptop using the best OS
>>71070234
for a reddit hipster maybe
>>71070242
autism
Hmmmm
>>71070242
fuck off jamal
bit annoyed
>>71070272
>buying apple products post-steve jobs
don't do this
>>71070275
is browsing reddit on that list?
nah didn't think so m8
>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
>>71070234
>reading,
Good
>craftsmanship,
Too vague
>pipe smoking and ale drinking.
utter runt
i don't really have any need for a desktop but they just feel more reliable than laptops because they're so big and strong
>>71070234
I've recently taken up beekeeping 2bh
remember back in the glory days of 4chan when we'd just call everyone we disagreed with a faggot rather than autistic?
>The only acceptable hobbies past the age of 16 are reading, craftsmanship, pipe smoking and ale drinking.
>>71070328
erm that's sexist now xir
What are the defining characteristics of Rorke, Rasheed, Deano and Tarquin?
>>71070328
Autistic is a much better insult, faggot screams of year 7 hard men
>>71070234
don't forget posting pics of models on the internet
>>71070351
Fuck off reddit
>>71070309
they pretty much left the macbook pro as it was and make minor but efficient updates
the 2015 version is the best laptop out there right now
the iphone went to shit though
my hobbies are shitposting on 4chan, watching random crap on youtube and drinking cheap beer
not even lying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf5al-jQtfY
eternal existence in the void
>>71070328
that was before nationalism and protectionism began to take hold and we were little kids ignorant to yank globalism
FOY
>>71070284
nice legs
>>71070371
telling someone to go back to plebbit is the surest sign of a redditor
runt
>>71070381
same
>>71070381
haha whoops
>>71070335
try refuting it
>>71070351
>Rorke
right wing/racist
>Rasheed
left wing/muslim
>Deano
materialistic normie
>Tarquin
I have no fucking idea, have you pulled this out of your arse because I've never seen this before?
>>71070381
get a hobby you fucking mick bastard
>>71070369
AMERICANISM, NOT GLOBALISM, WILL BE OUR CREDO
still hungry
might eat more sausages
>>71070234
>ale drinking
hahaha little baby want his bottle of newcastle brown???
drink single malt like a grown up you embarrassing mantoddler
>>71070419
he listed three la
>>71070409
>I have no fucking idea, have you pulled this out of your arse because I've never seen this before?
FOJF
whats a good laptop
is it better than a surface book
>>71070381
My hobbies are anime/manga, meditation, reading philosophy, lifting, impregnating virgins and running marathons on the weekend.
would it REALLY be so bad to have a majority jewish controlled global government intent on wiping out the white race?
Even if you are British posting with a distinctly JF flag revokes your right to call any one else a JF 2bh
The ex proto gf's new boyfriend tried to have a word last night that he keeps seeing me speaking to his bird in the pub
Stuck it on the mug and he flapped it
>>71070460
don't get a memepad
>>71070234
my dad is unironically like this
he's a very rural bloke in most respects but doesn't realise it
i dont mind but i do wish he'd stop wearing waist coats
>>71070439
you literally thick m8?
most pubs have a range of local ales on tap
you can go into a different pub and find a whole new selection of ales
it's a never ending taste experience
>how's it going 2000 man?
>welcome back to solid ground again
>I heard all your controls were jammed
>well it's just nice to have you back again
>>71070381
my hobbies are browsing reddit and imgur, watching movies and playing ps4
>tfw took shrooms with the lads (and lasses) out in the middle of a mountain range near an isolated lake
was incredible desu
>>71070475
FOBT
da gurlfrend .)#
*finds /brit/*
Lol nice 4chan thing ? Lol funny !!!
Guys wat is rorke and deno ?!
IM NOT REDDIT UR REDDIT STFU
>>71070528
unironically browsed imgur for a couple years haha
>>71070529
shame you didn't drown
>>71070460
2015 macbook pro
>>71070238
he's in thailand with ulster for a few weeks
Question: Do I nip t'offy and get a few beers for t'game?
>>71070478
>Stuck it on the mug and he flapped it
fuck are you on about mate
you from the south?
@71070537
enjoying your time away from the 'ddit?
Wish I could go back to 2003 lads.
>>71070423
Cool, then get your army and businesses out of other people's countries.
I've given up video games lads and now I'm picking up weights instead. I just realised that I didn't find games fun anymore and haven't really for years, the only reason I played them was because I spent all my time indoors and needed something to do to pass the time.
>>71070528
>>71070549
how does one browse imgur?
who /forgetful/ here?
>>71070590
I just wank
>>71070586
What's it like living in lesser Germany? Do you guys have a refugee problem too?
>>71070520
they also have a range of alcopops which you might as well be drinking if you're drinking anything other than single malt
stop spamming threads you fucking morons
i just shitposted in 2 wrong threads
>>71070594
They have accounts and things now like reddit except there are even more thirsty betas so most submissions are now just vapid roasty whores and redditised memes
>>71070594
http://imgur.com/gallery/bZ9Ft
keep hitting next post and look down at the comments until you die
>>71070556
i don't like mac os
>>71070625
nice
>>71070621
can't remember
discuss
I'm pretty sure this has been a banner since the start of 4chan. at least since 2010
SO tired today
missus kept me up for hours last night hehe x
Can't open my drink lads. Hurts my hand.
>>71070644
Link to them ITT so we can ignore them even harder.
oneitis shared this on her twitter.
does it mean I have a chance?
>>71070590
i do both. You need contrast in your life imo, at least 3 "modes". For me it's uni work, Lifting/exercising and relaxing. Each is significantly different from the others and makes me appreciat them
I miss pre-unironic meme culture.
>>71070641
>single malt
oooooh you're hard
>>71070677
Is it a bottle of White Lightning? Are you struggling because of DTs?
>>71070698
But my exercising is my relaxing. There is nothing I enjoy in life more than running.
>>71070673
pl*mouth is not white
>>71070585
it's still 2011 in my mind
>>71070673
>Birmingham
>white
fuck off bruce
>>71070702
>pre-unironic
>>71070673
agree with most of it think the north could be done better
>>71070651
then install bootcamp
>>71070721
My mind is always 1-2 years behind the current year tbqh
Let's rock everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
>>71070638
feels pretty good, mang.
>Do you guys have a refugee problem too?
Well, yes. Most countries in Europe had and still have to deal with it.
>>71070674
We should have listened.
>>71070713
Did not understand a word of this post.
>>71070590
same, but i cba lifting weights
i just post here, fap, cry and study
>>71070706
>complains about immature hobbies
>chooses to drink ale instead of whiskey
It's time you saw the point I've been making.
one sister has had two girls and the other is expecting a boy
then there's me just sitting here!! haha!
>>71070717
same, lifting is an incredible experience. By relaxing i mean something sedentary, watching a film or playing a video game or reading a book or something
>>71070751
Best you stay that way.
>>71070721
Its still 1936 in my mind tbqh
>>71070683
are you really retarded????
wanting to waste your time with someone who even thinks about cheating
>>71070674
>he didn't start coming here in 2015/16 after seeing screencaps on r/4chan
lmao, loser
>>71070760
get a gf lad
>>71070783
The Republicans should have won the Spanish civil war tbqh
>>71070737
beyond the midlands they just get too celt-y and pig-like in appearance
>>71070797
is varg ok?
>>71070801
this but 2014
>>71070807
ah yes I'll just head out to the local gf emporium and 'get a gf'
>>71070771
lifting is the best things thats ever happened to me. I don't even look significantly better, but it helps me schedule my time and actually eat way healthier.
At least clothes look better fitting on me now
>>71070783
something to do with the Spanish Civil War?
>>71070720
>>71070726
i'm talking about the native ethnic inhabitants, not how many immigrants there are
>>71070801
>tfw there are probably people who did exactly this browsing this thread as we speak
>>71070760
my sister has one son and is trying to get preggo again
luckily the brother will be a few more years away from trying i presume
Never lived in a flat lads, how do deliveries work?
Do you have to come down to the main door or do you let them in and they come up?
how many of you are poz?
>drinking whisky in a pub
You shouldn't wear a hat indoors x
>>71070872
as am I
janners are not white they are worse than the irish
I argue against opinions that I agree with on /brit/ just for a laugh and none of you will ever know when I'm doing it
>>71070834
same, think it's significantly improved the quality of my character and I like being stronger than I was. Still look like shit (my pecs are like saggy tits) but my resolution for 2017 is sorting out my nutrition so hopefully i'll start actually looking better
>>71070845
Really really like the purple on the flag
been chonning since 2011
before that i just saw funny screencaps of it on funnyjunk and assumed if i went there i'd see heaps of gore and cp
>>71070916
was literally thinking the exact same thing
spooky
anyone got photographs of a lad walking towards the camera?
>>71070896
I know it's fucking edgy as hell when you see some cunt order a straight whiskey just because he's seen people do it in films and he hates the taste
just order a fucking lager you absolute twat
>>71070903
I can recognize your posts
>>71070916
It's a nice fleg
>>71070903
isnt that what every single one of us does
its a great laugh
>>71070903
I do the same thing all the time, sometimes I feel bad for creating conflict where there is none though haha.
it's still Carolina on my mind 2bh
If you want to keep your third eye sealed firmly shut, do any one or more of the following:
>Drinking alcohol
>Smoking
>Drugs
>Wanking
>Believe in the left/right political false dichotomy
>Go to clubs
>Believe in atheism
>>71070234
ah yes, the 19th century
>>71070946
>lager
does anyone actually like the taste of lager? its foul. Gives horrid hangovers too. I would unironically just drink cocktails if i could but im a brick shithouse so i have an image to maintain and drink pints instead
>>71070904
my biggest problem is that I bulked first when I was skinnyfat, and I overestimated how hard I was actually working out.
So I'd get stronger, but thats only because I was already so fucking weak and had nowhere to go but up. So i ended up getting pudgier and not looking more fit.
Decided to cut even though i was already weak, and i've looked way better since I started 4 months ago. Sometimes its better from a confidence standpoint just to get rid of all softness you carry
>>71070646
heh that's pretty fun actually
>>71070975
very aesthetic
I'm 1/1024th British, so don't tell me to FOY
>>71071000
nothing opens your third eye more than drugs you spanner
>>71070903
>tfw pretend to be a Muslim, /pol/ack, rorke, normie or NEET depending on my mood
>>71070888
Usually buzz them in the front door then meet them on the stairs im the lobby or whatever the space between your flat and outside is called
Food deliveries usually call from outside and make you come out because they're lazy cunts
>>71070903
did this earlier to some sperg who was comparing video games to chess
I actually half way agree with him but it was funny to wind him up
>>71070975
>>71070975
way better flag
>>71071005
you're probably drinking shit like carling and fosters
may as well drink tap water
who is this girl, lads?
>>71070888
you come home and find a note from the GLS man then you go to the späti and pick it up
Fit Welsh girls
what does LARP mean
>>71071008
you started lifting 4 months ago or you started cutting 4 months ago?
i'm currently trying to lose about 7kg in the next couple of months, did the cut affect your strength at all?
>>71071047
Who's the man behind the mask?
>>71071075
some girl, looks like
Civic nationalism ruined the world. Prove me wrong.
>>71071090
good post
>>71071075
some make up plastered slag
>england national rugby team
>full of aussies, nigs and pacific islanders
No thanks.
>>71071101
ah yes, thanks
>>71071061
well Kronenberg is a bit better but even so I don't "like" the taste of it, I just think it's less horrible than other ones
>>71071090
no such thing
t. welsh
>>71070946
What if I like the taste of whiskey? Should I order a lager just so you don't think I'm a big phony? But that would make me an ACTUAL phony, wouldn't it?
Seems like you're the one worried about more than just taste when it comes to drink selection. And since you just railed against people selecting drinks based on appearances, that makes you a hypocrite.
>>71071035
Psychedelic drugs are memes.
>>71071035
third eye status: cemented shut
>>71071095
started cutting. I started lifting a while ago, but wasn't eating well consistently
as far as strength, when I started cutting I had /fit/ suggest me a higher rep routine. Only on a few major lifts have I lost some power, but the iso's have all gown up. But still not much even on my bench, and OHP
honestly get triggered when people refer to the past and present life expectancy figures in their arguments clearly without understanding what the estimates actually mean
>hurr by 25 you were a decrepit old man in the middle ages
>>71070980
>its a great laugh
No it's not.
kinda wish i was a german u boat commander lads
>>71071115
take that back
*looks into camera*
W-why aren't you laughing at my funny jokes, anon? Are you sexist?
i take all this time to craft good posts and get ZERO replies
Too many non-whites on the England squad so I've got money on Wales.
>>71071137
What are you on about, Welsh girls are definitely the fittest in GB. Lovely voices too.
>tfw to smart too post two /brit/
>>71071159
if you fuck your mom you kinda will be
>>71071164
Her voice makes me want to die
>>71071159
pretty hellish desu. Can't think of many worse things to be.
might as well go to bed, the day is over
>>71071122
no dramas
Kristen Stewart is ugly 2bh
>>71071169
exceptional post lad
>>71071169
post a pic of your willy
>>71071189
Her existence makes me want to die.
Another unfunny cunt being peddled by the BBC and their new "safe" comedy division.
>>71071159
you can command my u-boat...
*presents arsehole*
torpedo away, captain
>have to stand in the pub because its too full
shant be staying here
>>71071180
>What are you on about, Welsh girls are definitely the fittest in GB. Lovely voices too.
ok, you're welcome to them
honestly think trump will do a great job and become the greatest president of all time
they will be gutted once his 8 years is up
Put a tenner on North and Nowell both to score a try and North isn't even playing haha what am I like
>>71071243
Should've booked a table.
Business idea: stop making bait posts and come up with something original and funny
reckon we're in trouble
>>71071243
they all had their tables booked week ago
>>71071252
nah
smoking a cigarette
>>71071152
>a higher rep routine
I hear so many conflicting ideas on this while cutting. I love 5/3/1 Boring But Big and it's got an insane ammount of volume, I heard a couple people say high volume fucks with your muscle mass when cutting
>>71071243
yeah don't get that
what's the point it's not comfy having to wait half an hour to get served
would much rather go to a shitty pub with 3 locals in it
>>71071275
>population growth will continue at its current rate forever
Fuck off you thick fucking cunt
someone post their willy hahah
>>71071275
>we're
are you european mate? FUCK OFF pardner
>>71071157
fuck me this one is so irritating
>hehe without modern medicine 30 years old is ancient!
FUCK OFF
>>71071271
Rorke rasheed deano Maisie Cara slags ahh yes
>>71071298
you're right, it will be even higher due to exponential growth and reduction of AIDS, malaria ,etc
Ah yes, saturdays are so exciting in england!!! Routine?
Full english then pub, watch footy, eventually club, don't pull, then shitty kebab, then go home
Beautiful country and culture!!!!!
Meanwhile I'm going hiking with the mates and bringing some booze and dude weed
>>71071330
love this gimmick
>>71070828
no his dreams and hopes were crushed by strong christian values
>>71071266
>>71071276
>booked a table
Do pubs do this?
Who the fuck would book a table lel
hitler was the last bastion of the white race and (((they))) won
>>71071252
>trump tries to pass ban on muslims coming in from danger zones
>leftist judges block it
>leftists dance around with glee at having gotten their way once again
>muslim immigrant from danger zones jihads a bunch of americans
>leftists go into damage control overdrive before trump has even said i told you so
Calling it right now, screencap this post, you all know it's inevitable.
>>71071330
don't care
>>71071321
Sad state of affairs these days desu
i got 5 on it
>>71071359
you never been spoons on a saturday night m8?
there is a queue outside if you haven't booked a table you're not getting in
>>71071285
yeah thats why I wasn't suggesting it. some love it, some dont.
all I know is that I was getting really disappointed in my lifts when I was doing low rep, because my strength loss was visible every other week.
Honestly as long as you go and get a solid workout in, while hitting the important lifts, it shouldn't be a huge deal on what type of routine you use.
>>71071330
>cracker lake
Why do you let the People of Colour bully you like this?
lads
>>71071360
good
suck it up, goyim
>>71071380
WTF *BRRAAAAAAPPPPPP*
>got an annoying trip on /fit/ banned
>twice
quite like the /fit/ janny
>>71071252
Mate, the thing is, even if he does a great job they'll still celebrate when his term is up.
They're just that fucked in the napper.
>>71071423
>swedish posters
grim
>>71071359
Do people in Ireland really just turn up to the pub unexpected without phoning through their drink orders first?
I never finish what I sta
>>71071427
he's probably a super jacked chad from australia
>>71071404
yeah im gunna stick to the high volume
good luck on your cut lad
>>71071399
>spoons
Nah, we just go somewhere else its like a 30 second walk
Its rare that it happenes anyway
>>71071330
nicer views than this anywhere in the peak district or scotland
i hate cunts
>>71071459
wouldnt mind giving his willy a tickle
gf just sent me this
>>71071473
well yeah, that view isn't really supposed to be that nice. Probably not even the top 50 view in that state alone
tried to book a table for 4 at yates for tonight but they were completely full
look at these poofters talking about reps, how much weight they're lifting, how careful they are with their nutrition
all those efforts to get heemed by the first drunk runt who will test their chin
>>71071413
>alumrock.jpg
think I might be needing to do one of those 'poos' you lads are always talking about
what do I do now?
>>71071230
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/r9k/image/1482/59/1482595477157.jpg
>>71071330
Not all Americans do this you fucking cretin
>>71071473
British scenery is a joke
>>71071457
we fax them in twice a year in march and september
Then you have to get approved and you get a card and registration plate
You can personalise them too
>>71071504
love braided hair
Gigi, or Bella, lads?
>>71071537
you should just cut the whole thing off
>>71071566
love chebs
>>71071568
neither
>>71071568
bella, i like that photo where you can see a bit of her neatly trimmed muff.
>>71071568
2,1 is the patrician choice
Ah yes beautiful day in england. Might as well spend the next 8 hours in a dark pub, not like you're missing much beauty outside anyway!!!!!
Did you see that man on wolvernortherhapmtom kick the ball?! Yeah mate, he went to me primary school. Was a bit of a knob hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mus4zFJqbpM
poor little marine he dindu nuffin hes a good boy he just got a bit stressed that day
Grichka, or Igor, lads?
One-nil to the Ipswich
>>71071448
>we stopped him from genociding us with all our protesting and ridiculing in the media
>this economic golden age is all thanks to obama (pbuh) and unrelated forces
>great job guys, we saved the world from trump's nazi army
>now let's get this socialist revolution back on track!
wanna be kristen stewart for a day and lez it up with all the hot bisehs
Makes so much sense now guys
Why isn't rule britannia the anthem?
>>71071633
fuck off rasheed.
>>71071656
rip mario
>>71071656
good band desu
>>71071620
fantastic post
>>71071666
because it's racist
just broke the geneva convention lads, don't tell anyone lol
>>71071656
SO IF YOU'RE LONELY
YOU KNOW I'M HERE
WAITING FOR YOU
I'M JUST A CROSSHAIR
I'M JUST A SHOT
AWAY FROM YOU
>>71071637
give me the quick rundown
>>71071666
'rke
>>71071620
biting satire
>>71071576
it serves its function mostly fine as is thank you
>>71071725
*sends you to den haag tribunal*
>>71071620
hilarious
what a fantastic post
you're clearly very well informed!
https://www.britainfirst.store/product/britain-first-hat/
might cop
Any of you nigs have a Moto X?
>>71071737
I don't think you can have sex with that thing
>>71071729
Makes so much sense now guys
>>71071656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t68dbHStp-0
>drive through atms
americar is nuts haha
broke the geneva convention but they were rasheeds lad haha what am i like
>>71071733
Not saying to change it, was just wondering why people chose one over the other.
>>71071620
Ah yes, what a beautiful day in the land of the free. Might as well spend the next 8 hours getting sweaty and climbing up a huge rock! The beauty outside might be spoiled by a hungry bear though, but that's okay! I can bear spray him once he's pounced on me and broken my spine!
Did you see my hospital bill? Yeah mate, I had to re-mortgage my house. Was a bit of an inconvenience ahaha
*does a listen*
ah yes, this may just be Mr Yorke's finest work
>>71071738
no come on mate it was just banter no please
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
is that...
general ratko mladic?
anyone else feel constantly inferior not having a big dick?
>>71071802
t. fat grim northern wanker chav criminal who can't walk 5 minutes without his asthma pump
only swede ere
>>71071805
>Radiohead
unironic pleb who think they are patrician core
going to do a cheeky follow of the cheeky chicken thigh recipe that one of you lads cheekily gave me yesterday haha x
Sipping a Young's Special London Al's and watching the ruggers my lads
just broke the hague convention
>>71071827
FOY you projecting little worm
wonder how big daddy trump looks like without the hairs
>>71071805
radiohead is unironically shit
>>71071852
enjoy mustard gassing your kitchen
m'ladic
>In Rainbows isn't Radiohead's best work
Uuhhhmm try again sweetie x
would love to turn aisha into a right wing nationalist
>>71071821
lmao
why do people on here like this slut so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsQ1Aq7A09w
>>71071699
BRIT LIVES MATTER
GET FUCKED DAFFODILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71071910
because she looks like a boy and most people here are just closet turbo nonces who want to shag an effeminate boy
>>71071890
>>71071892
piss off back to your crap bets
>>71071892
ummmm it's pablo honey xxxxx
kid a is radioheads best work
i know because i browsed /mu/ once :^)
>>71071897
what's her twitter again?
>>71071783
its not an option anyway
>>71071892
they went to shit after ok computer
>>71071910
upper middle class, 8/10 and probably goes on 4chan
>radiohead is unironically shit
radiohead went to shit after they got popular
thinking about moving from Surrey to Yorkshire, thoughts?
>>71071951
@jeffbuckleytbh but it's private
>>71071937
>they went to shit after ok computer
>>71071910
i remember how many runts tried to stalk her back then
wonder how did that went
>>71071982
>Camus
>Ginsberg
>Kerouac
into the trash it goes
radio is a shithead
If you say it's Pablo/HTTF/TKOL or their most recent you have bad taste, if you say it's The Bends or Kid A you're a pseud.
>radiohead? why, I would love a listen!
>>71071981
don't let ur dreams b dreams
>>71071979
king of limbs was a decent album though
*enters thread*
WAHEY
>>71071283
Drinking white wine. Just had a delicious trout and white wine risotto.
i like this hair
how to
>radiohead were ever good
>the bends isn't the best radiohead song
>>71072015
if u dont like camus hang urself
nonce
>radiohead? ah no, I would not soil my ears with something so plebeian!
>radiohead are not good
>>71072073
Start receding.
Radiohead are actual fedoracore.
Normies only listen to rap and house.