/brit/

*hugs you*

sissy brit boys

>>71066108
what an eyesore

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https://vimeo.com/9011548

Doing a listen

victorian london was hell on earth

if you don't put milk in your tea you should be culled yo upiece of shit

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never noticed this before

>>71066127
hi

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>fascist movements

>>71066108
>britain leads the world in fascist movements
what to heck???

paper.io > slither.io

>>71066130
ngl this is true.
but as long as you know how to act around lorries and buses, you'll be fine.

I had a few minor accidents bumping into pedestrians and slow-movign taxis.

started on them as well

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dormer 2bh lads

went to london and literally saw a homeless paki shitting in the middle of hyde park

That's right, Goy - we hate Trump! I mean Drumpf! We aren't clever enough to double bluff - support him and we'll be really upset!

Starting a war with Iran? Sucking up to Israel? Cabinet full of Goldman Sachs executives? N-nothing to do with us, Goy!!!

>>71066165
she's an Anglo Indian like yours truly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-DZtXC3P0c

>>71066172
Don't fucking look at me when I'm talking to you

>>71066179
ukip r fasciest ;)

>>71066168
really makes ya think

daily reminder that the french are the most POWERFUL race in the world

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0iQRjHbW4

>>71066108
>spain
>cocaine use

wonder how much ibiza contributes to that

London is a Jewish shithole

>>71066199
stop watching brother nathanael videos

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dormers 2bh lads

>>71066179
>>71066178
Because MI5 is so efficient at breaking them up so there's loads of little ones and they all hate each other.

>>71066129
>videogames are for children
>chess is for adults
So what about playing chess on a computer? It's literally both chess AND a videogame.

Checkmate.

>>71066209
sign of an Asperger

>>71066085
Cycling is fine, just avoid the main roads if you can. It's nicer going through residential streets anyway. Also there are quietways and cycle superhighways. Like the swiss said, its safer than the countryside since you're at the pace of the cars most of the time. I've never been in an accident

Walking from zone 3 to 1 depends where you're going from and to

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>>71066237
>Checkmate.

>>71066198

go to manhattan mate, much worse than london

got a kiss on the cheek last night

she was a disgusting slag but counts for something

Ah yes, Spain.

>>71066166
>>71066186

Nice one lads, I might just go for it. London is fucked though, why they aren't building into the sky I don't know

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>>71066167
Yes, you don't see many of us black tea drinkers still around.

It's a simpler way of life. Rugged. Spartan.

>>71066286
New York is nice, London isn't.

>>71066290
Keep the good work

>London will never say fuck it and totally ban all cars (apart from necessary public services)

it would be a pedestrian paradise, trees everywhere, big areas to walk it, no more smog

I want reparations for Dresden NOW

ah yes all those adult chess champions look like very well rounded not at all autistic humans

bet they get a load of gfs

>>71066108
>Sweden more atheist than czechia

? ? ?

>>71066305
>why they aren't building into the sky

There's high-rise apartment buildings and skyscrapers being constructed all over the place you silly billy.

>>71066300
i lik spen

>>71066108
How does that make sense? The last fascist movement here was Mosley.

>>71066325
business idea: maglev monorails

london is the architectural marvel of Britain

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>>71066340
i don t

>>71066325
>pedestrian cities
Literal child.

>>71066329
The only thing Germany deserves is nuclear holocaust, bulletheaded kraut.

>>71066166
I only recently moved to Switzerland to avoid Mummy May's snoopers charter.

Don't ask me too much about the specifities of life here, i'm still adapting...

>>71066284
>when you know you're beat but you can't resist reposting your "hilarious" ad hom image
You think videogames are for children because that's what you were told, and it suits you to believe that because you can't enjoy them for whatever reason, and it frustrates you that others can.

london should be nuked. lets just start from scratch without that boil infecting the country.

Business idea: knock down most things and start again but do it right this time

>>71066373
fat cunt

>>71066380
What's so important about what you do online that you moved country because of it?

>>71066179
The guy who makes these maps is a hardcore sjw Europhile.

Dude UKIP are Hitler lmao.

>>71066012
>>71066072
wahey

>>71066391
this 2bh

>>71066391
where will the new capital be?

>>71066421
Sunderland

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>>71066370
sp en is a avery nice place i want to visit and m
eet qwertyπ s

London is a double-edged sword.

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most of london looks like this

>>71066390
i actually do play video games but i think it's funny that you compare it to chess or something

>>71066421
gibraltar

>>71066411
He's finally revealed as the true nonce.

rain hitting the window now

comfy

>>71066411
nothing in particular. but i guess its like drawing the curtains when you're getting dressed.

log that answer, GCHQ.

>>71066421
Slough trading estate

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there is absolutely nothing wrong with brutalist architecture

not my fucking fault if you can't see the beauty in concrete is it

*shags your fucking arse*

Central London is a theme park for Americans and Arabs. Outer London is filled to the brim with pakis and blacks.

You can only live there if you bought a house there 100 years ago, you're a literal oligarch or you don't mind living inside the broom cupboard of a mosque.

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>>71066365
Everything good in London was built before 1960.

Every year London goes further from a beautiful architectural masterpiece to a brutalist concrete mess with no redeeming features.

Everything good is being torn down and is being replaced with cancer. Eventually there will be no more good, just the cancer.

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>>71066421

salford

>>71066482
>>71066479
>>71066455
>>71066391
wrong

>>71066380
kek if that's the real reason you moved then fair play to you - I'm equally outraged by it, but I've not really done anything apart from sign that petition. Bit of a weird one to go for though if you didn't like London, Switzerland is one of the very few places which is actually more expensive than London - although admittedly there are some nice mountains around.

>>71066460
oh so you're the faststream lad

stop crying

>>71066421
Manchester

london seems an alright place

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Unironically thinking of getting a pair of these

>>71066460
yeah same 2bh.

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>>71066479

this

>>71066455
But, occasionally, on the bus, on your way to work at Footlocker, if the paki moves his turban down slightly, you can see St Paul's Cathedral.

>>71066501
ah yes, the northern powerhouse

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>>71066450
ca n I go t australia in ekschange

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>>71066421
Bristol

>>71066421
Hereford - it's where the SAS all the private military contractors are based, so it's where the inevitable coup d'etat will rise from.

london sounds awesome

>>71066546
Brutalism was a mistake.

>>71066479

this desu. The Barbican is class.

Living in London turns people mentally ill

brutalism/modernism as an architectural movement isnt too bad, but it shouldn't replace classical architecture

>>71066563
is that supposed to be a city?

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You walk into the midlands powerhouse...

>>71066470
Certified nonce

have a fast-stream assessment centre next month, but already ave a job.

should i take the day off and go anyway?

>>71066499
>Everything good is being torn down and is being replaced with cancer.
Wrong

Developers do everything they can to preserve historic architecture, there is rarely anything nice being demolished nowadays unless its absolutely necessary. I've actually noticed that its elsewhere in the country that they have no care about what is being torn down

From the early 2000s to now, there's been massive improvement. Everything from the 40s-90s is getting torn down and replaced with something decent. And the buildings actually look nice unlike developments elsewhere in the country since we have decent architects that don't make everything look like shitty student accommodation that is designed by a mentally retarded fuck

What you MEANT to say was Hitler bombed everything nice and our cancerous post-war architects absolutely ruined everything

Alright lads, what cake should I make?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12315248

>>71066499
I really want to play a Fallout/Stalker like game set in the bombed out remains of post apocalyptic London.

>>71066631
I know, I can't even see ONE mosque or brutalist commie block! DISGUSTING!

>>71066638
Certified spook

>>71066645
bit gay

the dream is to live in edinburgh, by far the nicest city in the UK

>>71066645
chocolate cake is the best

are you gonna eat it

>>71066639
What's your job swiss lad atm?

I went to the assessment day and I've passed it already, it wasn't too bad.

Depends what your current prospects look like though.


For a 6 hour day it was knackering though, they make you like concentrate on excessive documents for 40-50 mins, then you ahve 40 mins to do whatever the task is with them, you get a 5/10 min break and then you start again.

I was knackered when I left

AND if they do have to tear down a historic building, they'll at least preserve the facade of the front

How can I break free from this HELL

>>71066666

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the rothschilds bow to the chuckle brothers

unironically make 50 grand a year

*brutalisms at you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80rUFL0vm9s
you chat shit hash tag poo breath

https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/826897389306933249

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan

>>71066716
>Thought Ireland might be an escape
>Dublin rents are more ridiculous than London

>>71066687
research job at a top uni, lots of networking with government and media, and academics though...

fairly comfy and stress-free job, with good wages.

What football bet should I put on?

>>71066716
wow! that's a lot of money!

>>71066721
Was certain it would be a male

>>71066746
WOW
London is so tolerant!

just mugged some irish cunt for 50 grand

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>>71066460
> I don't think this whole 'life' thing is for me.
I've been thinking this too.

Everyday the old 'cide gets more appealing.

I'm a minimum wage slave atm, but even if I went to a good school, got a good job, did all the normie things like go out and such, what would be the point?

I think the only way I would be happy is if I was born a Roman patrician and I just drank wine and came inside slave boys all day.

That would be a life worth living.

Sun, good architecture, beautiful supple Italian boys, red wine, Mediterranean food, snobbery, 0 obligations, barely dressed... that's literally all I want in life.

>>71066757

liverpool win 4-2

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Does she mean data?

>>71066730
>GOH A NORFIE YEAH
>YOU GOH A NIKE TRACKSOOT IN BOFA YA VIDS YEH

fucking state of him

was audibly shocked when I discovered the average Aussie wage is like £50k

sadiq is agnostic

>>71066804
you couldn't pay me enough to live in that shitehole

>>71066460
>waahh everything goes right for me
kys normie scum

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>>71066743
>the one like on that tweet
Doxxed

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>>71066631
I know. It's so green isn't it?

>>71066825
I doubt that 2bh

became a lot less fun living at uni now that one of my flatmates has actually taken to threatening people with knives

>>71066793

>runts still have a data plan

screaming

>>71066756
Damn that sounds alright actually, depends what your future looks like though, only reason I'm gonna put up with London for the fast stream is because I've been researching it and apparently they lose like half their fast streamers to private companies who poach them to pay them upwards of 70k for the same job

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>>71066128

>>71066839
haha uni lad xdd

big fan of brit but the gimmick of stalking random people on twitter is VERY bizarre

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Would like to go to singapore one day

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>>71066839
Lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Utp0f_EG8

what did my head in about the whole brexit lark was that now you can't escape the British dilemma of a dead-end life outside of london, or a rat-like existence in london, by just fucking off to like amsterdam or somewhere.

>>71066888
Singapore's nice. Like a cleaner more modern London. The humidity is a bit of a cunt though.

watching big burly men smash into one another

>>71066882
alri Aisha

>>71066868
dunno about prospects lad

half tempted to just stick wit this one for a year, then get reinvited to the assessment centre for fast stream.

Just caught my sister watching reviewbrah videos

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the brazilian powerhouse

>>71066888

it's alright but not amazing

Any southend man in?

>>71066791
Shan't

>>71066950
divorce her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESltuZx_R54

Yanks have infiltrated Brum culture

Balamii la, are you here?

LOVE SATURDAYS

made a FUCKTON of football bets lads

>>71066910
why not though

is £26,000 enough to live on in the north?

>>71066914
Think I would be able to handle the humidity 2bh, I'm a paki after all.

>>71066967
FOY

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daily reminder

>>71066456
What is the main difference between playing chess on a computer and playing chess on a board?

One is seen as classy and the other is seen as trashy. Even though they are the exact same game. If someone claims to respect the actual game of chess, but not videogames, they're full of shit. They might respect the formality of chess, the psychological confrontation of it, or even the pretty little pieces on a pretty wooden board. But the skill and wit involved in playing the actual game is no more advanced than for a videogame.

Most women, and a lot of men, are incapable of immersing themselves in art. They don't see art, they see themselves looking at art. When they watch someone play a videogame, they can't see the challenge or beauty of the game, they see a person staring at a screen pushing buttons while things happen on the screen. Only these people can deny that videogames are worthwhile entertainment.

>>71066834
Is that where they smoke spliffs in skins

>>71066991
rasheed

>>71066989
yes

>>71066910
did anyone ever actually do that anyway?

is it bent to let a lad from craigslist give you a blowjob if you do nothing to him in return?

>>71066995
milady... not to 'mansplain' but yes it does

>>71066989
Yes
t. 25K

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which one of you was this ffs

>>71067020
of course not

>>71066987
i mean you can but it just made it mildly less convenient.

>>71067012
Nigel.

this idubbbz youtuber is way too attractive to be a nerd
he also has some nice forearm veins going on

>>71066875
>>71066891
it's NOT fun lads

need someone to poz my neghole RIGHT NOW

>>71066949
I considered this but them onlien tests (the personality ones) and the e tray are so random I can't be arsed accidentally failing them and having to do it agian

>ywn be a woman who can just get a man and only work part time if at all

>>71067008
Yeah

It's where all the skaters, uni students and 16 year old ((Skins life)) people hang out. Used to anyway.

>>71067061
Knock 2 bells out of him soft lad

the so-called city bankers are expected to be paid more bonuses lads

when will the madness end

>>71066993
bomben auf Engelland

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>>71066823
Is he really? I'd have more respect for the man.

It seems right now he's either lying to the Muslims, or he's lying to the non-Muslims.

Then again, he's a politician, that is his job; trying to have the broadest appeal possible: and the only way to do that is to lie and deceive. No one can please all of the people all of the time, but politicians need those votes and approval ratings, the absolute mingers.

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Punch your local Rorke.

>>71067002
alri mate i've said i play videogames you can stop sperging now
also not one word

>>71067096
there's nothing wrong with bankers bonuses due to trickle down economics

>>71067057
max is qter

>>71066839
Get him sectioned.

those blasted city bankers

absolute rapscallions the lot of em

>>71067103
FOY

>>71067121
only barely seen him but he's fat so no

>>71067091
what's that going to solve though
>>71067113
>doesn't know what a rorke is
Fuck off newcunt

>>71067071
>ywn be a lass so you can live out all your lezzo fantasies

>>71067057
Autism Evans too

>>71067138
what have they done now

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NOT what i wanted

>>71066479
>there is absolutely nothing wrong with brutalist architecture
I bet you know fucking nothing about it.

>>71067145
he's not fat

those perfidious banking executives

the City of London is a den of knaves and scoundrels

>>71067091
It'll teach him to not to be a fucking mongoloid

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>brutalism

not a fan

>>71067178
chubby then
still fat all the same really

that whole bloody banker lot

>>71067171
come on then educate me you little runt

put that university of salford degree to good use

>>71067155
A Rorke is a toff, snob, racist etc

Prove me wrong reddit

>>71067166
'nce

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phone is broken and keeps making random noises, just made the noise of a photo being taken
not a fan of this demon phone

>democracy
>masses want to overthrow it for socialism
>socialism
>masses want to overthrow it for democracy
there's just no winning.

i bet the majority of you are degens because of female led single parent families

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>>71066950
It's too late.

He WILL fertilise her ovaries.

Get ready for Reviewbrah nieces and nephews.

>>71067216
>A Rorke is a toff
you're a fucking mong who came here from a reddit screencap. Rorkes are not rich. A "Rorke" is the "lumpen proletariat"

>>71067226
>third way radical centrism with elements of both right and left combined
>masses are happy and complacent

what's the taxes like in the UK ?

>>71067226
fascism lad :)

>>71067216

are toffs more or less racist than the underclass?

>>71067216
Nope, just a racist right-winger. Fuck off newcunt.

>>71067070
you reckon? i thought they were fairly easy though?

I mean I'm being paid either way, it's just the difference in prospects afterwards.

In this job, I could probably network my way either into some government body or into academia proper (after a phd). Whilst still being able to just apply for the private sector as I go along (most of what I do, is in essence the same as what my mates at deloitte do)

In fast stream, I have more surety as to where I'll be in a few years.

>>71067226
those aren't opposites

democracy - authoritarianism
socialism - capitalism

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Free money

>>71067263
>third way radical centrism with elements of both right and left combined
lol when did radical centrism start meaning literal, actual, non-meme fascism

>>71067226
FOY

>>71067226
people are just sore losers

>>71067273
>le epic gas the minorities
nty

smeg me arse! hate it when online DJ mixes interrupt the broadcast with their shite commentary. just burns me broccoli to no end, why can't they keep their inane crap chatter until the end or the just get it over in the beginning and STFU.

>>71067155
I don't know what a rorke is either but I knew he was using it wrong.

Is it something to do with Rorke's Drift, location of the British Army's courageous stand against the Zulu Nation, made popular by the major motion picture Zulu starring Michael Caine?

>>71067070
>I'm being paid
the same*

>>71067216
Rorke is a lower class northerner

>>71067314
>le epic holocaust happened
kys

>>71067291
>no nil on either side of any of those games

bit far fetched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8jPdqq-zhE

Are Dev

>>71067316
FOY

>>71067338
edgy

>>71067293
blair's always been a fascist

>>71067353
>FOY
>Y
smeg me arse la, i spell colour with an u!

>>71067291
What's the best website/app for sports bets?

>>71067282
They were but them personality tests are so random in the sense that there's no right answer you just don't know if they're gonna filter you out for something random one year and it's a ballache if you fail or have a bad test and that's it for another year.

Your job sounds alright tbf, but like you I am attracted by the fast stream offering fast way to management, experience and steady career path.

Apparently the prestige of it alone is enoguh to easily pick up other jobs so I'd rather get it on my cv and look elsewhere than be outside trying to get in.

Just my opinion though, my job had prospects but not like the fast stream offers (senior management and 55k within 3/4 years)

>>71067364
the holocaust never happened, but it should have

the so called bbc is more biased than /pol/

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>>71067338
> le epic the most well-documented historical event of the 20th century is a spook 'cus joos
Gets me every time.

>>71067291
>betting on grimsby
>ever

>>71067226
bourgeois democracy should be overthrown

why is anus so close to vagina

>>71067291
>didn't bet on Southend

you shall pay the price

>>71067398
it did happen, just not on the scale claimed

t. jew in the know

time for a wank

but first, 40 pushups

room stinks of shit and cum

>rare orange alligator is discovered

>alligator are the cousins of crocs

>kek is showing his approval of Trump with strangely colored reptiles IRL

>we will soon have an Egyptian empire under Trump

ITT: "Rorke" turns out to be as meaningless a label as "Reddit" or "fedora."

>>71067404
>>71067364

Literally this >>71067421

It happened but was extremely exaggerated

>>71066972
0121

absolutely incredible farts right now, it must be the kebab from last night coming through

>>71067113
>In a statement, Mr Lloyd’s family said: "Archie was ready to take on the world, realising his dreams to study at university and travel when he tragically died.

>"He had his whole life ahead of him when, on a harmless night out, everything went tragically wrong and so many lives have been shattered as a result.”

How the fuck are they still so smug? No wonder that cunt got heemed.

>>71067394
might have to attend that AC then..

>>71067403
/pol/ isn't biased

they deal with facts

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>brought up by a single mum
>became a gay degenerate
WHY DID YOU LEAVE, DADDY?

Inside this lad's phone, HOWLING at his confusion and fear when random sounds go off

>>71067322
yeah i think that's where the name comes from

>>71067424
something about wanking just after a workout isn't there

>>71067462
their solicitor probably typed that out

why is a body building forum got such a high gimmick out put?

>>71067466
To be gay with other men. You must take after your father.

>>71067462
>tragically died
pretty funny if you ask me

>>71067498
body building was a common outlet for autism before it went mainstream

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>>71067394
>Senior management in 3/4 years out of uni
Creasing at you lotyou honestly think you'll be doing senior management for the government when you're like 25 mate? Really jogs th old noggin that does

Just spraypainted an alligator lads, lmao

>>71067452
FOY

>>71067498
what /fit/? or misc?

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>>71067464
What are you in the running for?

Don't get why you wouldn't for the sake of one day's holiday lad

>Go to AC and pass it, have the option in case you do want to go for it
>Go to AC and fail, get a detailed 10 page report with feedback useful for future applications to pretty much anything
>Don't go to AC....regret not doing so and wonder if you should have/ go to apply next year and have a bad day and take the e tray and fuck it or get fucked by that weird personality test

Seems a no brainer to me mate. This message is also intensely satisfying to receive even though it's just a generic well done.

>>71067539
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/

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>>71067466
>brought up by both parents
>still a khv autismo

>>71067517
still is m8
t. autistic lifter

USA-Japan Friendship Thread

>Trump: "I want to thank the prime minister for a friendship. We developed a great friendship when we met in New York City at Trump Tower. We spoke for a long, long period of time. And when I greeted him today at the car I was saying I shook hands but I grabbed him and hugged him cause that’s the way we feel."

Meanwhile post-brexit Britain is trying to distance from him

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> mfw MILLIONS of females are hungry for his semen
> never takes advantage of it
Is Reviewbrah gay or something?

Half of the comments on his vids are chicks who want his cock deep in their pussy. No red-blooded man would pass up no strings attached crazy fangirl pussy, not for this long.

I think the neighbours can hear my anime songs through the wall haha, oh well no point stopping now, fucking povvo northern houses.

>>71067524
You do realise that's the whole point of the fast stream right?

That's why like 50k people have applied for it this year alone, because you get rapidly promoted and end up on 55k after a few years. It's literally the whole point of the scheme.

>>71067524
am i more realistic for realising my job current job is not guaranteed to take me anywhere, but has potential strands of hope within it.

The other thing is that I can make a lot of cash doing private consultancy work at my current job.

>>71067547
so how far have you actually got? you do the assessment centre then e-tray?

>>71067484
i always make myself do some sort of exercise before a wank, it's always better if it feels earned and plus i needed to cut down on my wanking anyways

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https://u.nya.is/ftoxhi.mp4

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>«In Clark's book, Winning Modern Wars, published in 2003, he describes his conversation with a military officer in the Pentagon shortly after 9/11 regarding a plan to attack seven Middle Eastern countries in five years: "As I went back through the Pentagon in November 2001, one of the senior military staff officers had time for a chat. Yes, we were still on track for going against Iraq, he said. But there was more. This was being discussed as part of a five-year campaign plan, he said, and there were a total of seven countries, beginning with Iraq, then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and finishing off Iran."»

playing some fallout lads

>55k
>senior management

pick one and only one

>sister confiscates my new tablet
>can't play Hearthstone
>miss out on 2 cardbacks
>see a fishcake lying on the cooker
>eat it
>she gets mad and says she'll smash my tablet

Fuck sake,, she needs to stop eating so much

>tfw a well paying job, a gf, happiness are so far out of reach you can only dream of them, but dread the pain of waking up.

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>>71067414
umm yes I did sweetie x

>mfw that slimy cunt Piers Morgan is trying to wriggle his way back into relevance by jumping on the anti-SJW bandwagon

>>71067555
Bookmarked the "motivation" section. That ought to do it!

>>71067610
babbys first gore

>>71067644
But he has always defended Trump

>>71067638
my mistake hun

gl x

>>71067610
no thanks

>>71067591
Yeah I realise what you get paid mate. But you honestly think you'll be doing senior management after 3-4 years of work? You're kidding yourself mate.

>>71067547
It's in newcastle and i'm like 5 hours away from newcastle and te train is probably going to cost too much

always wondered how construction workers manage to put together skyscrapers and stuff

>>71067605
wanking is the exercise for me

>>71067614
>five years
missed their target.

auditors will be pissed

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>>71067638
why do you do these silly accas

>>71067690

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>>71067603
No. It's like a 6 month/ 7 stage process.

>Online situational judgement test (like 30 questions about what you'd do in certian situations).
>Pass that, do a personality test that asks about you and somehow calculates a score for you (all the options are good and you have to pick ones that you say aren't like you so it's hard).
>Pass that, do a 2 hour e tray online.
>Pass that, do a video interview for 30 minutes
>Pass that, go to Fast Stream Assessment Centre for a day, get grilled for about 6 and a half hours
>Pass that, go to final selection board, do a more intense version of the Assessment Centre
>Pass that, get offered a job.

It takes months though and there are hundreds of applicants for each place so it just gets a bit silly, you feel like you can't relax

>>71067682
me2, like anything above the first floor and i may as well faint. x

>>71067675
alri 'no

>>71067614
Lebanon failed though.

>>71067616
Which one Svenhmed?

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>>71067587
People forget that Reviewbrah is not a man to be trifled with.

>>71067610
hate when this happens

>>71067682
well typically they follow the the designations of an engineer and an architect

>>71067675
It's literally the point of the scheme. Just go on the website.

>>71067679
Na, they refund any amount as long as you don\t take the piss. I stayed over the night before even though it was in the afternoon and they refunded that too.

>>71067585
Trump makes me wish we hadn't Brexited desu. Absolutely fucked if he's our only option.

>>71067711
yeah I went to a thing for it at uni where they explained the process but I don't remember it being that difficult

hmm, it's always been something I've considered, but I hate video interviews and that

so have you been offered a job then or do you just go to the second assessment centre?

>>71067748
yeah but it must be so complicated

>>71067633
give her the D la

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Reviewbrah on the run.

>>71067757
might have to stay overnight then.

alri fuck it i'll go.

>>71067797

My sister returned my tablet just now but thinks it'll get me into trouble again

Feel guilty

>>71067682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4oj95E8J9M

>>71067817
That was months ago. He's okay now.

>>71067817
more like reviewnevermybrah

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If you were a member of the female species, how long would you resist before you want him to lay you down and fuck you senseless.

I think I'd go 2 days "tee-hee, he's so quirky. let's watch another Reviewbrah video" to "w-why can't he be here right now ejaculating his warm semen deep into my vagina?".

>>71067762
It depends what streams you want to go for, but some that are specialist have another stage to test you on the specifics (e.g. diplomatic).

So if you fail any of your streams, it just goes to your next stream to see if you've passed it, if you have, you get that, if you don't, then it goes on and on until you run out of schemes that you picked.

I've not been formally offered a job because my first choice has one last stage but my second choice doesn't and I heard back with the first batch of results meaning my score was probably quite good and they've already sent me forms for criminal background checks etc so I'm guessing I'd have to really fuck up to fail now.

>>71067781

they have large teams of people working it all out. see: ARUP

>>71067817
just have to keep moving

>>71067781
well skyscrapers often take several years to build

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>>71067839
Glad to hear it. I knew he'd be okay though. Reviewbrah don't take no shit.

>>71067708
dunno it's fun to watch soccer saturday and mark them off

I'll make it one day