/brit/

Keri Sable 2bh lads

>>71063830
fuck off Hitler

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me in the radical centre

cowabunga

>tfw postman finally comes
>application to visit the pub denied

Fuck's sake, worst part is they didn't even give any feedback on my application so I can improve....

will be posting in this thread

You people seem to be arguing on the basis of all pubs being the same

Grotty locals will obviously not accept bookings because they don't want anyone but the regulars in, but chain places and sports bars obviously will because food and keeping people in is how they make their money

>>71063926
cor BLIMEY

Found this thread highly amusing, really enjoyed myself

>>71063945
>sport bar

wtf

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didn't book a pint glass for the rugby game later

going to have to drink it out my hands

>>71063926
want to lose my essences to her

>>71063969
STICK
T
I
C
K

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Beeped at by carcucks twice today.

mate reserved a cod at the chippery lads

>>71063962
nah just have my underwear on backwards

>booking a table at the pub

ROARING

>>71063961
Food, bottled beer and a million square inches of hi def screens to watch the footy or rugby or whatever on.

All the benefits of going the pub to watch the match with none of the entitled regulars acting like dicks because you're in their favourite seat after a long day of claiming bennies

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just got 2 cheap obstructed view seats in my local for August lads

the other thread was posted first.

i hate you cunts.

got a million thing to do yet here we are browsing the 'chon

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gf got a boob job

just booked a chair for the driving lesson I booked last week

fairly sure I booked the driver's seat; fingers crossed ay lads

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>Hello yes barkeep I'd like to a book a table and chairs in advance of todays rugby match at your fine establishment

>>71064034
The othe thread didn't have a subject

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>>71063993

Hope you end up under a bus.

bicycle fags are the worst types of humans.

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>>71063970

Just got back from the cinema but all the changing rooms were full and the film was about to start. Everyone else was in their cinema costumes except me, still in my t shirt and jeans.

Felt like a right plonker.

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the lads did a whip around and booked a vip box at the local for the Champions League final

>>71063797

Morrowind more like horrible wind out of me arse

>>71064062
>carcuck
>nonce
pottery

>>71064042
She looks fake

might do a cheeky academic appeal

booked some mates to bring down the pub with me

me and my mates regularly book tables for big sports games because we enjoy drinking and watching the game in comfort with a good view.
dont see anything wrong with that.

if you enjoy standing for the duration at the back barely able to see then fair enough. you guys must be really cool for being so insecure about this haha! bet you and all your mates have a right laugh at the people having a superior experience!

>>71064042
christ they look terrible
ask her if she can get a refund

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>>71064043
>tfw you cheap out and get the boot

>>71064034
>prioritising a yank thread

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Want to die lads.

gonna ring the barman now see if I can get something sorted for later

on to ticketmaster now to see if I can post images on the chon

did bree olsen ever do a decent gangbang scene

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Rate the lockscreen. x

>>71064086
>nipple piercings
CHEEKY
E
E
K
Y

We need to promote some designated OPs. I would like to put myself forward

was at the pub last night and these neek cunts booked a table, so me in the lads spat in their drinks when they all went to the toilet together

Booking a seat on a train, as we speak

>>71064126
apparently the surgeon specialised in boob jobs and pinning ears

>>71064136
she was a great performer 2bh

>>71064043
hope it goes well m8, got the boot last week so I couldn't do the test


Absolutely gutted

Just booked a seat at the dinner table for next Sunday lads

Best British Porn Slar?

was sick in the pub smoking area last night on a work night out lads. very shameful.

didn't book a seat at the dentists lads

had to stand up the whole time :/

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>I know the names of porn stars

brendan rodgers is too good for the SPL . even with celtic's resources an average manager like ronny Deila couldn't pull this far ahead.

Why doesn't anyone in england want brenny?

>>71064178
sissy comb prince

> make anti-white thread on /pol/
> get instabanned
Doing a deep hmm

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TABLES, GET YER TABLES RIGHT HERE

hello sir what you looking for I've got a nice 4 person right in front of the screen, 250. No? hows about a tasty little 7 seater, only 6 paces from the bar and in clear view of the projector - now that one's 450

got me a prick between the ol leggos lads

>>71064198
nice la

>>71064131
same haha

>>71064140
Ugly

>>71064183
>his pub still has a smoking area

How quaint, my local renovated it into a lounge years ago once vaping became preferable to sucking on cancer sticks in the rain

>>71064198
nice

went to a house party and a chick like that was their

we drank vodka together and made out

didn't bang tho fucks sake :/

>>71064178
Leigh Derby is THE GOAT pornstar

>>71064215
pics

give me some (You)s

cunts

>>71064183
serves you right for not booking a toilet

>>71064199
liverpool don't want him back and everyone else is anti-scouse

make a good post then LOL

>>71064244
Cunt (you)

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>>71064242

just ate a bit of sausage with a bit of bread

Hope the Australian government doesn't sue me for copyright infringement

why do small population countries want more immigrants while large population countries want fewer immigrants?

>>71064276
THICC

javascript:quote('71064270')
counting this as a (you)

>>71064271
cheers

Londoners have to pay £5 to use their own toilets

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Wait this is the good quality one. x

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>>71064287
that thread was an Aussie slaughterfest

just ate a pie and said that it had meat in it

hope the Australian government doesn't sue me for copyright infringement

>>71064299
You answered your own question

>>71064309
got an oyster card mate, gets me 5 free shits and 20 pisses every year

>>71064334
>>71064287

what is the origin on this gimmick?

who else crippling loneliness here aha

>>71064199
Brenny is so big headed he would only go for a big team, even if they're in a shite league like Celtic are.

>>71064307
(you) go back to your own country!!

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>that one m8 who's literally just a lad bible deano boring cunt who literally just talks about the most normie shit ever

Anyone know this feel?

>>71064363
listen to this mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chLZQtCold8

>>71064299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICNAZbx4Q5U

>>71064363
absolute state of you mate hahaa *shags your mum*

>>71064356
duno but it probably started with an aussie making a stupid claim about australia that no one cares about.

>>71064378
you're obviously a deano too if you willingly surround yourself with those people.

>>71064356
Australian cuisine consists of simple things, but they treat them as australia-specific innovations.

Got permabanned from PSN lads lmao

>>71064380
Really want to experience the thrill of a semi-public quickie with a WOMAN like this

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>>71064380
you could land a AN-225 on that nose

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Rate the 'tache

>>71064433
Lol

>>71064387
Choon

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Getting calm on hydrocodone

>>71064437
why lad?

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gf is out with her mates tonight

>>71064475
Rorke

I feel a potential new gimmick in the offing

>>71064466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA47TzEeA_4&t=183s

might give the old 'cide a go

>>71064429
I don't there was literally no one else out and I'm an alcoholic

>>71064466
Shan't

>>71064466
dire

>>71064062
fuck off you cager twat

>>71064466
nigel

>>71064500
here's a u

When's my copy of the spectator going to get here ree

Childhood is wanting to be a soldier, adulthood is realizing they should get footballers wages

>>71064488
They didn't tell me. The only thing I can recall as of late, was telling someone they play like a burn victim.

always read ngl as nigel

>>71064537
alri grandad

>>71064489
Girl on the left is Katie Thornton lads
Happy wanking x

>>71064199

too much baggage. didn't he leave his long term wife to shack up with some lass from liverpooltv? Not very professional.

Childhood is standing up at the bar, adulthood is booking a table in advance

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how do i suppress this crippling loneliness lads?

society has actually conned me into thinking there is anything wrong with saying the word nigger as a white person

like every time I type or say the word nigger there is a bit of my brain saying stop you shouldn't be doing that it's racist

this is conditioning

>>71064380
fuckin' ell

WOULD

>>71064541
and their shinpads desu

>>71064465
That plane is a beast. And yes, it's available for FSX, for free. Downloading it as I type.

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>Hello is that the crowns head public house?
>Yeah wot ya want?
>just wondering if there were tables left that I could book in advance of todays rugger?
>hold on m8* Oi Gazza this benderama on the telephone wants to book a table
>roaring background laughter*
>hangs up*

if i kill myself first thing I'm gona do is go halves on a new build mortgage with kaitlyn in heaven

>>71063797
Does that guy live in Balmora? Pretty sure I stole his house and made it my own

>>71064489
What cup size do you think these are?

>>71064608
shit rehash of an existing post.

>>71064380
nah
that face is weird
and those shoulders look manly
also slut nails and multiple rings
and belly button piercing
and nose piercing
and a denim jacket

rooooooooooo

>>71064585
just b urself

>>71064608
Awful post.

>>71064618
wicked embarrassing mate he literally gives you the place mate wicked embarrassing

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>>71064563
>He doesn't read the Spectator

>>71064608
the jokes over mate. stop trying to fit in because it isn't working. fucking taigs.

Hang on one sec gotta make a call

"hello?"

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>>71064378

pretty much 4 out of my 5 mates at this point are becoming more and more deano by the month. One even wears similar suits and drives the exact audi in the pic

I always read fwb as first facebook, then something like best friends, then finally what it was meant to be.

>>71064592
alri skinner

had a bit of the ol' man-on-man sex last night lads

>>71064608
Ahh yes, very original you silly paddy twat

>>71064666
That's my gf

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YAT YAT FLEETO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

>>71064585
Did you catch the movie theatre visualisation post I made about 6 threads ago?

>>71064677
you gay?

>>71064660
hmm, ok it's not the house I stole then, I had to kill the guy for it

This was back in 2003 or so so my memory is a little fuzzy

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haha

has anyone ever did a serious critique of the unequivocal claim that all veterans are heroes ? because I don't believe myself. From what we know of human nature, most were probably just pissing about, some would even be fraternising with the enemy and there would definitely have been a number of nonces and rapists amongst them.

>>71064608
Potato famine

>>71064512
>I'm an alcoholic
>there was literally no one else out
Haha, alri' Deano.

Why do newbuilds have such small rooms?
My dad's house from the 70s has bigger rooms than this

>>71064700
no. post it again

>>71064715
Okay, hang on...

>>71064703
nah lad it was man-on-man sex of the banterous variety. said no homo before i did it too.

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>well it says here 'anon' that you don't read the Spectator? care to explain?

>>71064672
>even wears similar suits

do the do this for work?

they don't wear suits to the pub do they?

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>>71064619
>Katie Thornton

>>71064714
because we're running out of space

back in the 70s we didn't have an immigration crisis

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>>71064695
No she's MINE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKx-PKBxjdg

MARTIN WEE MAN ITS GOT TAE BE SAID
YOU'RE SISTER WAS SHITE AT GIVING HEAD

>>71064711
don't

>>71064738
wtf nanny state data collection has gone too far

>>71064745
don't wan't a corvette or an i8

will take thw jet and the hanger though

>>71064708
honestly the best way of expressing your gratitude to veterans, is by exercising the rights that they defended, ie by having whatever opinion of them you wish without worrying about the societal implications of it.

>>71064631
>>71064658
>>71064669
>>71064686
>>71064709
TIDF pls...

>>71064648
yeah, one of those emperors new clothes girls

>>71064727
which role were you playing?

>>71064608
stupid taig cunt

>>71064728
yes, I find much of the content to be frivolous guff aimed at middle class 50yr olds, I also find the fixation on christian moralism to be distracting.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a copy of Private Eye to catch up on.

beginning to think i'm the second coming of jesus christ

the schizophrenia is starting to take hold lads

how comfy is your saturday going to be lads?

>>71064608
heart's in the right place but you missed the mark

>>71064792
>piss on the arlington cemetary
>I fought for your right to do that!
How the fuck do you annoy these guys

>>71064848
awful and depressing

>>71064837
jesus didn't have phimosis you dirty cunt

+1 for Morrowind
+1 for Caius Cosades
He looks like the father of a friend of mine.

>>71064731

any excuse. I reluctantly went on a night out with him a few weeks ago and he was wearing a fucking waistcoat with a suit. I think he thinks it makes him appear 'high status' to women.

>>71064739
why don't we just build up?

>>71064848
comfy

pizza later

taking topping/base suggestions

>>71064834
>Private Eye

you mean the Private Eye

>>71064880
Cheese and tomato

>>71064854
Well 2bh they didn't die for the right to vandalise shit.

but you can slag em off as much as you like and not observe minute silences, and that is what they fought to defend.

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When the camera's not on us we're all hot, and I'm just screwing you and there's nothing Andrew Neil can do about it

>>71064722
>get comfy and close your eyes
>visualise yourself in an empty cinema, front row, centre
>on the screen is you, at the time you felt most affected by your loneliness
>the image and sound of you on the screen slowly distorts and shrinks, the colours fade
>it shrinks down to a dot, which disappears
>the lights come up in the cinema and you walk out

While doing this you should feel the loneliness leaving you. At that point, if you press your first finger and thumb together (on one or both hands) right when it's working and only when it's working, then that finger gesture will become "anchored" with the effect of that exercise. After repeated sessions, you won't have to do the full exercise at all, just making that gesture should trigger it's effects.

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me and the boys having a snout

>>71064875
not sure, maybe much of the land is too marshy and they would just sink

I do know that we have a no sky scraper policy outside of London though which is a joke IMO

>>71064739
this is the wrong answer.

we aren't running out of space. regardless of land availability develops will always fill to capacity

>>71064870
that's fairly bent 2bf

>>71064880
>topping/base suggestions
me/you bbz ;)

>>71064849
Those Pateks are the Casio of the Patek Philippe. Also, that Porsche isn't the GT3 RS so it's worthless

>>71064849
>having anyone touch the wheel while driving
i WILL knock you out if the crash didn't already

>>71064885
hehe, i got you.

Very obscure gimmick you referenced there old boy.

>>71064880
Tuna, anchovy and red onion

>>71064929
what flavour are you?

Miss being naked with the gf lathering each other's bodies in baby oil and having weird tantric massages with each other before passionate love making followed by hours of cuddling in bed together.

shitposting on the 'chan is an alright substitute though.

>>71064897
i thought they fought for oil

>>71064863
he probably would have done if he wasnt circumcised

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UK could be hit by coldest temperatures of the winter this weekend

>>71064918
because there's so much pressure, they need to make a quarter of a million homes a year, don't think they're reaching anywhere near that

if you look at areas that were build 100-150 years ago there's much more space, at least where I live

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>>71064945
>anchovy

not sure

>>71064931
Hmm what's the Rich Life like

>>71064944
*gives a wry smile, doffs cap and slips into the shadows*

>>71064885
> the Private Eye
I believe it's: El Ojo Privado.

>>71064915
Doesn't Manchester have skyscrapers?

>>71064955
depends which you're on about.

WW2 ones died to defend Liberal Democracy, from authoritarianism.

Afghanistan/Iraq ones died to stroke Tony's ego and for nothing else.

>>71064934
>while driving
The speedometer seems to indicate zero mph.

Haha reply to me on facebook Jesus

>>71064952
i've never had sex or a gf but i can imagine i'd probably get bored after a few minutes of massaging and cuddling

>>71064965
You deserve such for the inordinate heat your global warming forced upon our great nation of AUSTRALIA

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>>71064966
built*

Business Idea: destroy all the countryside to build new homes for immigrants

>>71064992
Of course it reads zero mph, my car travels in kmph

PS4's an utter paperweight tbqh lads. Is it all just shit these days or have I just become an adult?

>>71065005
actually for me sex was the least exciting bit.

it was all pretty boring, besides 'wow this is really happening factor', but now its gone i'm craving it all again.

>>71065027
>he bought consoles after the PS2

>>71065027
anyone who find videogames even mildly amusing past the age of 15 is a manchild

i'm a manchild

>>71065005
>>71065036
getting massaged is pretty fun, because you shiver with joy when you're touched in certain spots.

massaging her body can be fun if you're a sicko like me who likes touching and licking innappropriate parts of the body.

cuddling is pretty boring.

>>71065016
this

>>71065036
FONT

*film cuts into a casino scene*
ah yes
*skips 30 minutes ahead*

>>71064966
maybe people should move to a different country?

>>71065027
this


recommend some stuff people

I recommend

farming sim
destiny
project cars (with friends)

>>71064966
There is way more space than you think.

the issue is there isn't enough space that they would consider.
They want areas of minimal cost - that already have infrastructure etc - notably areas that are already close to capacity.

We could offer them space all the space they require but they would ignore it until they were promised massive infrastructure spending that basically makes them leeches on the state . We should just nationalise them and make new towns through the development corporations again

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Reminder

>>71065027

the latter probably. PC gaming was always better too.

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Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing!
"Onward!", the sailors cry.
You've got to carry the lad that's born to be King over the sea to Skye!
Loud the winds howl, loud the waves roar, thunderclaps rend the air!
Baffled, our foes stand by the shore, follow they will not dare!

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>massaging her body can be fun if you're a sicko like me who likes touching and licking innappropriate parts of the body.

How many sins have you committed today?

>>71064989
I think there's a couple quite tall ones, probably within the limits though

>>71065027
last bought a console in 2007

the only game I do play is on the PC and is from 1998

imagine living in a new build 15 miles from the city centre.

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I'm finally gonna do it. Today's the day.

I'm going to come out as an Atheist to my deeply devout co-worker who thinks I'm the same religion as him.

No more having to lie through my teeth to placate a crazy religious extremist who shares the same birth country as me.

Wish me luck, /brit/.

>>71065137
>the only game I do play is on the PC and is from 1998

red alert?

Britain is currently in yet another process of being architecturally ruined and made ugly again

thanks barratt. ugliest country in europe

>>71065104
>playing sims on console

>>71065108
Can I still fap to imaginary sex with real women?

>>71065147
Rasheed

>>71065106
>We should just nationalise them and make new towns through the development corporations again

Will comrade corbyn do this?

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>>71065108

>>71065147
t. Ahmed from Pakistan

>>71065160
Yeah that's fine lad

>>71065099
That would make sense

>>71065106
Making at least a couple of new towns does seem like a good solution, I would be surprised if the government actually bothered to do it though

>>71065154
new builds aren't built to last

they are built with cheap shitty materials so they can be easily pulled down in 20 years and replaced with mosques

listening to Lustmord - Black Star

>>71065160
ya I know

But I play it with friends they don't have PC's

Also mines obsolete like every year old pc

>>71064848
Very comfy. Football, reading, music and marvelous food. Plus a wank after an absence of more than a week.
Hbu?

>>71065209
Sound lad

>>71065154
Finland is worse. Hideous country with barely any good architecture. Russia is awful too outside of the larger cities.

>>71065153
brood war

>>71065179
Corbyn is incompetent. 3rd way candidates like Owen Smith or Liz Kendall would love QUANGOs

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Spotted one of those temporary housing schemes from WW2 on the edge of London

Its literally like american trailer parks

>>71065181
you have to be mentally ill to watch anime as an adult male

>dude sex isn't even that great, once you start getting it regularly you'll realise
>fuck man haven't had sex in a week and now im craving it so bad
t. every single normdrone ever

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>>71065173
Yes. I am an Arab.

Even after being in Canada for 19 years, and being an Atheist for 6 years, I still pretend to be a Muslim because it's hard to deny it with my last name.

Muslims get very angry if you say the prophet Muhammad was a lying goatfucker, so I keep my head down and play along.

why are "new" towns like telford, milton keynes and skelmersdale literally all MASSIVE shitholes

is it because we stuffed them full of council estate scum?

>>71065198
>New Towns
Deanew* Towns

Imagine that, livng in a shitty new build 15 miles from the city, with only a retail park tescos, poundland, spoons and mcdonalds, as cultural amenities.

The absolute state.

>>71065198
it's in the pipeline. we'll get there eventually as long as brexit doesn't go badly

>>71065231
The entirety of Finland looks like it was built in the 70s. Its just a tidier, developed version of Russia

Russia had lovely architecture during Empire days but communists put a stop to that

>>71065265
>Muslims get very angry if you say the prophet Muhammad was a lying goatfucker

even young normal ones?

>>71065266
There's fuck all to do in them and they're filled with chavs who went there for industrial jobs that no longer really exist.

New Towns don't attract culture (which is a prerequisite for somewhere being a nice place to live).

>Corbyn is a leftie twat
>Doesn't even support the good leftie things like weed, free bennies for life or protectionism
old fucking twat

>>71064848
Working ;_;

>>71065266
>is it because we stuffed them full of council estate scum?
yes

also everything's spread out a bit too much usually so everyone ignores each other and you lose that sense of community

skem mentioned

>>71065253
looks aesthetic

>>71065005
>>71065036
>>71065075
cuddling in of itself seems like its boring if its some kind of planned event. and a lot of people just do it with someone when they're bored, don't know what to do, and feel obligated to show love for some reason when they're not really feeling it. we're in this room together and we say we like each other and we're not doing anything, what should we do?

"hey im bored... lets cuddle lol....... ...." but it should be a spontaneous thing, done in smaller doses. 30 minutes of cuddling sounds retarded in 99% of cases but a few minutes of playful human physical affection seems fun.

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>>71065231
Parts of it are nice, they preserved some of the old Russian architecture that crumbled apart in Russia itself

>>71065265
Rasheed

>>71065054
Were you shit at playing the games or just couldn't afford them?

>>71065300
90% of them.

Maybe 10% won't, but they're pretty much godless themselves and are just """Muslims""".

It's definitely a massive taboo no matter what.

>>71065265
Rasheed

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>>71065259

Reminder Britain is one of the most grim developed countries in the world because of post-war architects and planners

There is a reason why places like Bath, York, London, Edinburgh, etc are seen as 'nice' places to live

>>71065324
Autism

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>in the north you have to book a table because each pub can only afford two tables and 4 chairs

>>71065348
what is the appeal?

it all seems extremely infantile

calling up the ol' spoons to book a table for later this afternoon

is there anythin worse than lower (or working) class uneducated people?

they all have a chip on their shoulder and are just fucking stupid. literally a drain to our country. they provide absolutely fuck all yet are entitled as fuck thinking they're owed something

>>71065345
religion of peace isn't a meme then

>>71065350
>Trying to sneak London in with Bath, York and Edinburgh
Lmao fuck off paki

>>71065027
consoles are shit now la. The only thing i'd get on ps4 right now is probably resi 7

>>71065213
Modern PCs seem to last a lot longer than ten years ago when you couldn't play new games after two years, especially CPU wise. I haven't upgraded my CPU in five and a half years and my GPU only once in the meantime.

>>71065342
No I just decided not to waste my life sat in front of a screen doing nothing worthwhile interacting with people who have a similar lack of drive and ambition

>>71065307
liked this post

>>71065350
>London

nice try rasheed. kys.

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>>71065362
>it's all white plastic garden furniture

>>71065362
it's a southern thing lad

>>71065369
it's autism-friendly

Is calling yourself "classical liberal" the greatest meme of the modern era?

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>>71065350
We literally let some French nonce bulldoze everything so he could put his shit buildings everywhere

>>71065374
you won't get in this late m8

need at least 3-4 days notice for spoons

>>71065369
I also never got why people were 'anime-fans'.

Ok fair cop if you like one series that happens to be anime, but why would you watch a series just because it's anime.

That's like me watching Futurama, just because it was drawn the same as the simpsons, or watching the Cleveland show because it looks like american dad.

It's pretty retarded.

>>71065390
Very good, very amusing.

>>71065413
do you have autism?

>>71065413
>the lad who books tables at pubs is also into anime
imagine my shock

>>71065420
Swiss man

>>71065382
Not at all.

You better keep your mouth shut if you don't want to end up in peaces. Hehe.

Especially when your name is Ahmed Muhammad.

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Forgot to book my table to watch the big match tonight. Looks like I'll have to pull one of the beer garden tables right up to the window again.

>>71065433
weebs have to hope japs would like them because no one else does

>>71065353
just hacked you and got your IP

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sad what happened to Russia

a massive comfy country ruined just like that

how many cherries have you popped lads?

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>>71065456

Fucking hell just tried to go downstairs to sit on the settee but my dad said he's sold out

>>71065481
my brothers gf's family are canadian and muslim and they are coming over here soon for a wedding

should be interesting lmao

we get very drunk and say stupid stuff

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>I don't rate Le Corbusier

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>>71065546
>Devon

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sad what happened to Germany

a massive comfy country ruined just like that

>>71065450
maybe :x

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>>71065546
HOWLING it was that twat all along
Might have to get reddit flags back

>>71065601
yeh i made the original post and it spiralled from there really.

>>71065553

paki by association

>>71065640
don't say that

>>71065054
this is literally true and man-babbies cannot come to terms with it.

northern architecture is so grim

their historic places are literally just shit rows of red brick housing built for industrial workers and the occasional town hall which looks ok

>>71065607
i didnt book it. just saying my mate did.

Do any of you lads ever buy a packet of crisps at the pub when it's your round and then split the bag open open till it's flat and put it in the middle of the table for everyone to take one?

If you don't you're a cunt

>>71065698
no i buy drinks for everyone instead like a grown up

>>71065698

My mate does this. He's a good lad.